Tookie Soup ep89

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1:30But I don't care cause all I want to do is catch my second drive right home to you. Cause maybe all my life I will be driving home to you. Or queen of queers. Either way. I've surprised Hollywood hasn't made it. No, no, no, no, no. I just wanted to just, you know, bury whatever hatch we have. Doodle, thanks for the bucks. You know how to be out of the piece potato. I don't play into it. And I'm not. I'm done with the potato. Do you like the potato? Okay. No, I hate the potato and I hate to give and more. Yeah, so do I. I do. They're horrible, horrible individuals. So are you in, uh, are you in Manhattan or are you? Get your dumbass up cause it's time for you to sue. The taste is gone.

2:35Yeah, with all day and proud. The taste will make your food and will you pop it in your mouth? Too, too, it's gone. The food, yeah, it's in a show. But in the soup, yeah. Too, too, the taste, the taste, the taste, the taste, the taste of the food. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, what? Well, I thought you were getting ready for another rancor. I'm, uh, I hit my head on the top of my desk as I was starting my puppet show. Hello, boys and girls. It's Tuky Soup, Episode 89. Yeah. I'm your good pal, Tuky. Shut up. Joey, see, we will get to you. We will get to you. Joey wanted to be the new Ralph, which he would have been the new Ralph, but then I got a

3:38spy report, spy report from JT that was appalling. JT was quick to read him out. He was. I know who's on my side, Joey. I know who's on my side. Super tip dot gg slash Tuky. If you want to get involved with the show and interrupted and ruin it and make two hour long super tip, super chat sessions. Thank you all very much for your generosity and, uh, yeah, Joey. What the hell are you doing? What? What do you mean? What did I do? You don't remember going on a certain someone's show tonight? Yeah, I went on the last hour, but I didn't go. He called. He texted me, said that he sent me a link. Well, I didn't know that I couldn't go on his show. I didn't say. Oh, no. What did you talk about? I told him to bring all his fans over to Tuky Super Nine of Clive. That's it. That's all you talked

4:38about. We talked about the storage. Poor's episode. It's already put up that's public knowledge. Yeah. And I had a couple of secret investments, but I wouldn't name them, but they were silent partners and I had silent. You named them. What did you hear? No, I said, you did. No, I don't know. Get them. That local handles all the content. That's what he does. He edited the handles. I never said he was investor. Never he put his name to the best. He said he's doing it. Rock is doing all the work for storage pores. He's in on it. I said he's doing the work. He's on his channel. How can he deny it? Did you say anything else? No, I did not. I just said that you were handling a lot of technical stuff and you were hitting the content on your channel, which is true because you put the episode up. Okay. All right. I believe you. Maybe you didn't reveal too much. But yes, I am getting more involved with Joey as far as storage pores go. I think we have the opportunity to do something great.

5:40Are you the executive producer? Yes. I'm also the budget. I am investing. I'm going to help Joey get some real lockers and we're going to have some real episode of episodes of storage pores coming up. But the other thing, Joey, is I told you you can be on the show tonight. Why do you have to go on MLC and do that show? I don't care if you do a show, but don't you think the people have had enough of you now tonight? I don't usually go on your show with my thought. I thought you needed rope. That's what I thought. My partner was taking off tonight. That's why I said, I'll come on to do rope. I don't know. We're here the rumor. The wild rumor that going around that Ralph was going to be off tonight. I don't know. I just asked if he needed rope. That's what I said. And he said, he said, I always responded. I'll send you link around eight thirty or nine o'clock. So I assume that that's what that you were not going to be here tonight. The internet was a buzz when I took a night off. Well, I said, I wish the internet was a buzz when I took a night off. So nobody cares. Oh, Jay also asked me. He was like no

6:45no card if tonight. And I was like, I don't know. Who's hearing this? Who's saying this? I based it on the next messages that I was reading. Thank you. Yes. He ignored us. I'm just so happy. I'm here to watch Catalano TV. This almost reminds me of the Joey Sea wedding at the train tracks. I know questions asked. Yeah, I just said, I was waiting for the Joey to send us the link because I thought he was doing Tuky soup on his channel tonight. I heard. I heard Joey see a sniping us. I'll strike him. Yeah, actually, Cardiff was the only one who replied to my message. My message just said, I'm doing a show tonight probably around eight thirty or nine. And Cardiff replied with an eggplant. I did reply. No one else replied. Yeah, I thought we needed a phone screener tonight. But no, I'm glad everyone is here. But Joey, I am glad you're here. This is I'm going to be a very Joey heavy show. Oh, my God. You're still doing you're you're still

7:48peaking my interest, Joey, as much as Tuky hates the rest of garbage. I just read it. Here's why JT seems to be the cause of a lot of these problems. So, messages that says Joey just admitted to MLC that he's filling in for Ralph tonight. I did say that because I based on what what Rock will set me. I said, can you use Ralph night and all he responded. I'll send you to the link at eight thirty nine. God didn't say Ralph was going to be doing it to me. He just specifically said that. And I was going to come on and be wrong. Look, I have in the past when he's called me. You want to be Ralph tonight? You have problems, Joey. No, I don't got a problem. Yes, you do. I hear you do have problems. And that problem is Carmich X. Oh, I don't got a problem with him. Boy, I didn't even stream since I went wild on him. Yes, he has. He streamed today. Everyone was worried that you might have been the fatal blow to Carmich X because he hasn't been he hadn't streamed in the last three days. And that's kind of scary. Well, he's done now. I might wait like a more post on

8:48him. He could have been hanging from his mother's birth. He's involved at my feet and apologized for that. I didn't. I got him on Alex time. Like Alex said in the live stream. All right. We'll get to Alex. I have clips of Alex. Yes. But right, right. Carmich is alive and well. And people were speculating where Carmich has been. Carmich has been saying he's sick. But the beautiful dabbler detectives have already proven that most likely Carmich is back at Ron Fuddles House. This is incredible. I don't know who made this. It was shown to me by doom. But here we go. This is if you could tell, well, section number one shows Carmich today and the reflection in his glasses. And then you could see in section two, Carmich got delicious. Now it doesn't look this that similar until you

9:52look at kind of on between those two. Honestly, no, because there's the white wall on the right on both of those. But then when you see Carmich at home, the reflection is number three appears to have a giant fish in his eye. Where does the fish? Is it a ring light? Why did we show Carmich at home twice? Oh, because of the reflection. And Carmich three, three's got that little thing sticking out there. That must be his little dick. Stop it, Joey. He's so mad at Carmich. But anyway, yes, Carmich is alive and well. And does seem to be that he is back with the mighty Ron Fuddle. And we congratulate them and their mental illness is. What are you saying, Joey? Yeah, to go to his protector to get protection. Yes, you're very bad or angry with not

10:55only Carmich, but you've been going after Felicia very hard. Well, I mean, if it gets to him and that's the way I got to do it, I got to do it that way. Is that all you're doing? You're just trying to anger Carmich by going after lady. Oh, it's her in the beginning. The first time I went out of it. I don't mean none of this towards you. I just want to get your idiot. Whatever he is to you riled up. You're a maniac. What did she say to you? I don't know. She didn't answer me. I mean, I said that on my live stream. All right. So yes, the secret is out. I am trying to help Joey get some real lockers. And in that process, Joey has given me access to his bidding app. And I was quite shocked to see that Joey won another storage locker after the one that we showed. Wow. Did you know that Ralph? I did not, sir. JT, did you know that? No, I didn't, sir. And you didn't film this, Joey? No, I don't. I think I did. Going to pick it up, I think. I think I

12:00did a, I did a pen minute video me going there and picking up the suitcase. I believe I did. Yes. So what Joey bid on? This is incredible. The locker that we showed with the artwork and the scooters and the weed whacker. How much did you pay for that 20 bucks? $21 plus the 15% fee to them. And then of course the truck came out the 90s. So I had like $111 invested in it or something. Well, I was looking at Joey's app. And when I saw this, it floored me. Joey spent $100 on a storage locker that just had a suitcase in it. Nice suitcase. It is. And Joey says it's a nice suitcase too. How much is that suitcase worth, Joey? $89, $100 online. Do you still have it? Yeah. The used suitcase market is definitely on the up. People always want used suitcases. You're going to be a bed bug super spreader, Joey. I kept it for myself. Traveling. Okay. So now what was there anything in this suitcase? Well, I thought it was odd that

13:05while the suitcase by itself in a locker that big. So I assumed my brain started thinking maybe there's some kilos of cocaine in there. Maybe it's a suitcase of money. I was convinced it was a drug dealer's locker. Not one part of you think they came. They got all the stuff that was of value and left the shit. That did after I bought it. And I said, well, because someone pointed that out to me. I think one of my, I think Frankie called me and said, I always told him, what if they came and just cleaned it out, left that there purposely? I go shut the fuck up, Frank. You put the jeans on me. Wait, that didn't cross your mind until someone told you that. I almost positioned it in such a way. Why would you look like everything and leave one suitcase? Why would they do that? Because maybe the wheels broke or something. And they just were like, I think there's a piece of the wheel in the picture. Yeah, it looks like there is a piece of the wheel in front of the other wheel. Still makes no sense. No, it's not. No, it's not. So it's, they clear everything out and said, fuck it. There's only that left. We don't give a fuck about that cheaper to leave it here and not pay the rent. I asked them if they just put that

14:08there. He said there was, it was packed. So whatever they would have not left it being packed, if they just came there and left that, they didn't care. Then I can understand. But no, I was on the right, right page with that. Can you see if you do have this video somewhere? I would be interested. What did my, it's in my live stream somewhere, man? That was when, what day did I win it? Oh, you're saying, oh, you're saying you actually live stream this? Okay, maybe I missed it. I'll have to go back. We'll have to watch that one. 10 minutes of picking it up. That was it. What was in it? It belonged to a high-class hooker. Yay! So come. Well, there was very expensive clothes in there. Was the name tag still on it from their last trip to Miami? No, their name was, but the airline ticket was on there. From New York and they had the hotel key from a very, very expensive hotel in New York. What seat, what seat was Mrs. Catalano in? No, it wasn't Mrs. Catalano, but there was a first-class ticket. It had very expensive name clothes and high heels, expensive perfume. It had a couple nice things in there and clothes-wise,

15:13and I dumped the whole thing from 160 right away to two people, to two ladies, took it off. Oh, so Mrs. C isn't walking around squeezing yourself into a hooker's hand, me down? No. Oh, that's not so disappointing. Sounds like a great name for a store, sir. Hooker's hand, me down? Yeah, it was nice stuff, really nice stuff. So I got it for a hundred and I flipped it with a couple hours. The lady came by and said, off, we put it some stuff up and then I said, how much for every day I go? Give me 160. I'll get rid of all this shit. Just laying it out in the street somewhere. You know, I know. It came to the department. Speaking of flipping and apartments, what's going on with that house we're flipping? Priorities, the inspection for that and then we go to the next level, putting all the installation in on Saturday and Sunday and then they come back on that Monday to inspect for the installation and go to the drywall. How much an hour are you making, Joey? I don't make them hourly wage, buddy. I've never worked for hourly wage in my life number. By the day then. What's the salary? Why would they hire a non-contractor,

16:13somebody that doesn't have construction work? Because all the Mexicans away. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Joey also, so we I've been talking to him about what we should bid on because I'm going to have to yell of schemes. Depending on the size of the locker and what we see in the pictures, probably going to have to rent Joey a truck, so we're trying to coordinate so Joey can buy maybe multiple lockers in a day. Joey, why are you bidding on lockers that are ending like in 18 hours? Because that's all that's available. There was nothing available. No, no, no, no, but I'm saying, why are you not waiting until like the last half hour 20 minutes? I am waiting, but the one that one that I bid on, I wanted to, it went from 60 to 100. So I went in there and I put 120 and the guy, he has it on all of it. So I played all the way with it because I knew it was a dead issue tomorrow. When it goes down the last minute, he's going to put that on and he's going to,

17:16he's going to keep it in invoked the, the extra time, four time. So this guy has his set auto, auto bid. So I wanted to see if I was right. So I kept bidding with him every time I bid it's up to 400 dollars a lock over 400. And he's got to set it on a bid. So I knew that locker was going to be a dud. So that's why that's one of the reasons I bid on that. Otherwise, I think there was another one though that is ending, not ending as soon and you were bid on it or something. Ah, no, but I don't know, no, no, there's one more I bid and we got the bid. We were the, we were the highest bidder. I bid $10 over it and we get the highest bid. Okay. All right, Joe, your story checks out. You're okay. But no, I don't care that you go and Brennan show. But I do, like, if you know you're going on my show at night, don't pop on other shows. Well, okay, okay, Kevin Brennan. Okay, Kevin Brennan. I'm just saying people are sick of you now. I'll do we note that. I'm going to apologize. He threw me for a loop, but he said he's been waiting for a couple of hours to come on. Of course, of course. Oops, sorry, that was me. Okay, but someone

18:19who is not sick of you, Joey, which this is still amazing to me is Alex Stein. It's by buddy, man. We're good friends, man. I know he really does love you. He does. And he called you on his show the other day. Yes, he called myself. He called my, I lost my phone. So he tried to call me. He said, I'm going to call Joey Caesar. When I saw him dialing my number, it was ringing with the voice mail. So I gave him, I gave him an alternate number to call me right away. And he got it. He goes, oh, he's changed the numbers on me because I lost my phone. I got it back. I had to go pick it up the next morning where I lost it. This is on Blaze TV. No, he's no longer under contract. Blaze, no more work. I don't think he got real. I don't know if it's true. People say he got, they didn't renew him because he was doing too much dabble for stuff is what I heard. I don't know it's fine. Yeah, that's got none of it. No, it's not. He brought that worthless Chrissy mayor. What other dabble versus people? He does dabble for stuff like he brought people on there. He's bought Chad, Chad's been on there in the studio. He's had a lot of people for the dabble

19:20over there. Carl. Yeah, but yeah, but it wasn't until after yours and Carmichael's appearance that blazed. He was already told before that he wasn't being renewed in November or whatever, November. He already knew his contract. That's why he brought everybody on. I don't know, Joey. I heard rumors that you guys are the reason he lost this show. No, he's already, he already had been told he wasn't going to be renewed. What did you steal from the studio, Joey? Nothing. Nothing. I'm out of thief. I'll tell you what Alex should have stole a microphone because Alex is doing a show and I don't think he has a microphone. Here's Alex with Joey. Let's go. Oh, wait, hold on. Sorry, I got to take this off. Just listen to this. You know, I'm not the liar. I promise you. Yeah, Joey, I told you we're live earlier. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm gonna do that. What the fuck?

20:24Joey, why do you feel the need to tell everyone what's going on every second? Like, oh, I lost my phone. I had to call him and tell him to give me a new number. And then he looked and then he called me from the new number and then I told him I lost my phone and he needed a new number. I just wanted to say he had to program it because get my phone back the next day. Where did you lose your phone at a restaurant? What restaurant? I went to have a hero and stuff in the rest of the week restaurant. Giro? Giro? Like hero. Giro. Giro's. The part of your motorcycle? No. And Giro was named. Oh, speaking of which, changing topics real quick, Tuky has been off of fast food for two days. I have had enough of the fast food industry. KFC stole my money on New Year's day at night and I had a hair in my McChicken sandwich. The first hair I've ever had in a McDonald's sandwich ever. I'm done. What color was it? Red, reddish brown. Oh, you know, your boss,

21:26there of Tuky. I got a bone to pick with him. About a month ago, he called me up asking Pop's name and I couldn't understand why he wanted Pop's real name until I saw the catalon of Christmas special. So now you just you just implemented yourself. You're a part of catalon of Christmas. Christmas show on the catalon. Of course. Yes. Dang lizard did the amazing catalanial Christmas special. You didn't figure it out till after after after I saw that and you were baiting me for for Pop's name. No, I just asked you what it was because he had not forget that someone sent it to me. I got Rob. Did you know that? I he said it on my show but I forgot. I don't remember what he said. No, but Ralph just said it was Robert. I think he was just trying to say any name. But did you actually know that? No, I didn't know that. We watched it like two weeks ago. That's true. But yeah, I'm off. I'm off fast food. Two days going strong just like all these other idiots in the dabble verse who tell you, oh, I'm done smoking. Are you just shaking, sir? Are you cooking food at home? Yes. Unfortunately, I'm spending time in my night now to cook food.

22:32It's horrible. Oh, you got to try it. You got to make some brajol. You haven't done that yet. Brajol. What? I want to give you a recipe. What Ralph? Got the shakes? Not yet. I was so disgusted by the hair in my McDonald's that I was like, yeah, I'm done. Like I literally pulled out this long hair. So you don't look. Don't look. Don't look. I can feel it in my mouth. Stupid. I couldn't. I couldn't. I want to throw up. Chicken. Anyway, that's your own fault. I can throw up again. But yeah, and then on new years, I ordered KFC at like 845. The app said they closed at 10. They were still taking orders. I pull up at 905 and there's paper signs all over the building that say we close at nine. They put my order through. They said it was ready. Obviously no one was there. And then I finally get in touch with KFC and they sent me a $20 voucher. You know what happened, right? You know what? Great. I spent 40 bucks. Yeah. They took my order. They marked it as

23:33completed. And then they took the cash out of the register. I don't know if the online order is what happened. Well, either way, fuck them. And KFC will not give me my money back, but they give me 20 bucks on a $40 order. I feel like I played it. I got you a hundred back, a hundred dollars gives me. Let me do it for you. Oh, you're like, yeah, yeah, you can do that. I see, I can't do that. I have relatives that can do that. They'll annoy the fuck out of KFC until they get like a $500 voucher. Yeah, I could get that done easily. Okay, I'll have you on the case. I'll send you my receipt and order number. Trust me. I'll get it too. But yeah, I'm done with KFC. So the first thing I made was my own KFC chicken sandwich. It was fantastic. It was better than KFC. So you're now me. Yes, I am now going to combat the fast food industry by making my own fast food. You know, you can make good food now, right? Selling it out of my car like I did with bagels. What? Who wants a good food? You need to eat good food. You're up there. You have to put nutritious

24:37food in your mouth. Shut up, fatso. You're taking an injection to lose weight. And I eat better, too. Do I eat tuna and I have oranges every day and I yogurt every day? Yeah, tuna. Don't talk about Mrs. Seas thingy like that. What? Disgusting. All right. Here's Alex taking a huge interest in our joe see. This is fascinating to me and I have definitely a lot of questions. But I lost my phone. You know, I'm going to be in Tampa next week for Bubba's annual royalty party. You got to come to the party. It's going to be huge. It's going to be the wildest party I've ever been to. I'm in, man. You know that. Anything with you, brother? Has Alex followed up? Are you indeed going to Bubba's royalty party? Alex, he'll call me when he gets in Thursday. He's going to Sarasota. And then we'll go down. We'll go Friday to some courthouse and probably make a jackass out of ourselves. Where is the Bubba party? Do you know? Is it? What's house? Oh, it's at his house. Yeah. Joe, you got to go. Yeah, it's in St. Pete. I think he listened St. Pete. You got to go and report back and tell us what Bubba's house is like and what the party was like. See if you can find any

25:42CCTV camera footage. Yeah, you should rape Alex Stein in Bubba's bedroom. No. So you can release it to TMZ. Um, that's fantastic. Will Mrs. C be going and will she wear the Hooker's hand me down? Well, first of all, he invited Mrs. C. Secondly, I don't know if we're going to go if you're really going to be lingerie girls walking on. She would be very uncomfortable with that. No, you can't let her ruin this for us. I mean you. I can't. She's the boss when it comes to this. So but tell her to go. What is she? She thinks these lingerie girls are going to have any interest in you. Oh, but we just she knows how I am. I don't like done of that stuff. No more, you know. What do you mean? Those girls can smell poor. It's fine. They're not going to talk. Yeah. They got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Trust me. I don't know how to play. I know how to make the rich famous. Just remember that. I'm a trained very trained. Yeah. Yeah. You're your velour jumps. Definitely hard. Who's banging? Stop banging. I hate you all. It has to be jelly. It's got to be jelly. Was there music earlier in the background?

26:47It was coming from my app that I had on my phone that the music you heard earlier. No, I didn't hear anything. But so wait, you're telling me that Mrs. C is going to ruin this opportunity for you. I yelled to her when he I think I said, babe, we're invited to go to Bubba. She goes, okay, I go, but the Elks are going to be the lingerie girls because we ain't going. Why are you telling her that? Just go. It's going to be an awesome party. It's not the playboy mansion. It's Bubba the love sponge. Come on, man. I'm sure we're going to go. I mean, she knows like that, but we never show any interest in that shit. I mean, she's fat girls and beer relax. I know that. Joey, if you go, we're probably going to go. If you go, you record or live stream. I'm not going to go. I won't record. No, I'm not going to do that against Alex. Yeah, I was going to say, you probably don't want to do. No, I wasn't going to promote you doing that. No, no, no. No, but you should definitely ask while you're there if you can. Yes, you should. And if you see other people that we can do some content, Alex and I there, maybe he'll allow that, but it's strictly up to him. I'm a guest. I'm not going to ever. I'm not going to be sneaky and record anything at Bubba's house. I'm not. Here's the deal, man. We're going to get Mrs. C on the

27:51on the city. I'm on the Rattler. It's everything I stand for. We never do that. All right. Well, I think you have to go to this party. And then Alex also proposes another idea to you. And it's crazy. He's got women that walk around and linger. I'm not even kidding. Just someone say, wait. Yeah. What? Did we ever get a response from Bubba on the Brent thing? Did I forgot to call him? Oh, Bubba. Oh, yeah, yeah, you're right. Did Bubba ever cover? Yeah, I'll go check. Yeah, go check that. Yeah. So we showed on either here or be dabble in live new photos of Brent Hattley, where he just looks like a fucking gimp without the mask. Look, everybody has white debts of swinger. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But Brent is just like full on gay. I think he's a gay guy. I don't know. He looks like an old lady or cancer.

28:53I don't know. It's very interesting. And we wanted to hear Bubba's reaction to it. I forgot all about that. Thank you, Ralph. He has literally as women walking around a lingerie. All you can drink, all you can eat. I mean, it's going to be like pizza or something. But it's perfect. That's what you had at your wedding, Joey. Yeah. Well, my sister's wedding. I didn't go down to his middle party. Oh, yeah, that's right. Your sister's wedding. I forgot. That wasn't your wedding. That was your sister's wedding. It was beautiful. She's a beautiful bride. And that's next Saturday. So you got to be my guest and obviously bring the misses. Yes. So yeah, I think I get into I think I get into Tampa on Thursday and then I got to go to Sarasota Thursday night. But I'll be there. I'll be there Friday and Saturday. If you want to go film some Friday, but Saturday is the party. So you got to come to the party with me. Amen, buddy. Did you, did you, did you rent on the carman yesterday? No, what's the latest carman? Because I saw that he had to block what's her name?

29:53Uh, Scarlett, whatever. Well, he just posted on Twitter. If there's anybody, I think I better, I better make peace with. I think I better make I wouldn't so close to on him. Yes, he's right. He says he's going to make peace with me. He better make peace with me. Why did you have a falling out? He thinks I fucking upstage them when, when you brought him on, when I was their guest. Oh, he's still mad about that. You were the one that I got him on the show. There it is. Yeah. There it is. Alex Stein admitting that the only reason Carmich was even on a show was because of Joey, which is obviously not true, because isn't it merged that guy? But he called me up to merge. Talk to him and ask me what kind of guy Carmich was. Yeah, but isn't it kind of merged that got him on? He should be a merge. We had a big part in it. He said you were like a reference. I was a reference slash gas to them up. I went on there to gas. Carmich up like I did the right thing. And then you ruined Alex Stein's show and Carmich's wife forever. Carmich had one shot at the mainstream and you blew it for him. Mr. Joe

30:58Rogan. Yeah, okay. Yeah. I don't know if Alex brought it up yet, but at some point Alex talks about you guys getting together on Friday and maybe going somewhere and filming stuff. Have you talked to him about that or you haven't talked to Alex since this? No, I text him or just text him to make sure he's on time coming in on Thursday. Yeah, but I know what we're going to do. We're going to go to city hall probably clear water probably something with the Scientology. I would think I don't know. Oh, he always has a plan when he comes to like okay, yeah, he's got a bunch of there's a couple big podcasts that guys that live here that that are they go after Scientology to get big channels and they usually show up there with them. They'll beat him there and they'll come and they go up to the podium too. That's fantastic. So Joey, you're still mad at Carmich. I'm not, I listen to me. Carmich is a jerk off, okay. He's a fucking little boy and and you know what? He ain't going to fucking diss me like that and say I'm fucking irrelevant and fuck him that he was invited to the developer. Fuck him. You know what? I tried. I said he's a fucking idiot. So you know what? I showed him what Joey see can do and I can continue and I promise you he'll run

32:02because he's a coward. He's a coward and show his his fucking lace fucking Elizabeth bitch that he fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. He goes there to be fucked by her with a bill knows it doesn't matter. Sorry. Well, like I said earlier, there were people who thought that maybe you had ran Carmich off the internet because he did disappear for a little bit but again, he says he was sick. He was gonna go to beat peace to me, but then I kept But I kept going on. I'm in he goes, he's out. You see. So fuck him. It's good. I got more for him tomorrow. Why do you keep banging? Who are you rushing them off? Yeah, I am rushing. Hey, I tried to call Howard Stern on Monday. I got I got the answer to the phone. I got it to you He's Howard birthday, right? And I was on Howard six years 2019 February 6, 2019 Five minutes. So I get in the queue and then he brings on Matt Damon and Ben Affleck interview them and I sat in that queue for two That power. He cut the show. I never got I said I wanted to ask a couple of things about Stuttering John with a pain in the ass. What were you talking to him six years ago on the air about it?

33:05I got it on my guy. I was on there with him and Robin. I put it up on my page. I played it many times Well, what did you guys talk about when Matt when Matt came up with these crazy ideas when they were putting together super commercials that I stuck up for Matt and me and Howard we went four minutes four minutes and And in 29 seconds be him and Robin and it was really good. So dumbass. You should have said something like Howard Save my life. I was suicidal or something like that. You have to do something to kiss his ass You can't say hey, let's talk about a stupid Stuttering John is. No What we'll feed you to the phone. I know he's a friend of surely so whether he knows the devil for the people So when I said Joey Stephen the Davers that that alone that he put me in the queue He knew he knew what he knows everybody in the malware. Well, if he does does that we lost stuff like make your leg jittery or something He got the Jimmy legs or I got a I got a magnet and I'm fucking tapping him like Why why yeah, can you stop? I got a move my hands. I got a nervous condition. That's okay

34:06Can you move your hand? Yeah, I want to touch the mic tomorrow. I'll do it over on the side here. Yeah, do it on the side Retard You're still doing it Yeah, it's hard. You just got a tap like god damn it. All right everyone stop hitting your mics enough All right, but uh, sir, yes, I found papa talking about you did I did I don't think he reveals anything But I think he addresses it Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, throw it up I saw people saying that there was a video claiming that Brent is transsexual now But I don't know the uh, I don't know. I just saw it pop up in the chat. I don't even know who said it But yeah, yeah, throw it up. I don't know cares. We're just talking about it I mean all I got I got a bunch of Joey clips. I got this new guy who's obsessed with cigarettes I You're bringing that guy. Yes

35:09He's my new guy All right, here's uh, Baba apparently talking about Brent Hattley and his current transition To being in a very very ugly woman Do you have the picture? Do the picture snore to bring it up? I'm gonna play the clip and I'll look for the picture of the Brent situation Oh, I don't want to talk about Brent. I don't want to talk about Brent Well, we'll know about Brent I'm very familiar with what what what what Brent is doing. I'm very familiar with what he's going through And you know what? It's done in my business and we support him None of my business and I support him. He's not gonna be the laughing stock I'm not gonna post pick. There's other shows. All right. We'll end it there sir. Holy shit So I guess he is Right The first pictures of him and try to call him on the air and make him feel stupid and look stupid um I've known about this for quite a while

36:11and and and Brent Asked me not to talk about it It's his choice. It's what he wants to do and I don't judge a Friend of that caliber who has been with me for that long and is that good of a friend I'm not going to judge him on what makes him happy or what he does in his personal life as long as it's not illegal And so I've chose not to talk about it itted me while other people are making fun of him People are making it their clickbait People are putting it on their Instagram. I find disgusting. Which you know, I just and you know what all Brent one what do you know This is for coming from the Bubba show. Yeah, what the fuck are we talking about? Why does everyone go so soft? I guess it's because it's their friend. I mean, I guess if people started showing me Pictures of a six foot seven four hundred pound cartif in a dress You know breaking news sir breaking news. What John structurally just now. Oh, no, that's there's didn't they strike a Brennan

37:20Strait on on YouTube or on a rumble. That's what that's at the report that I'm seeing there were four strikes yesterday But I think he said today that he's striking Brennan He's striking Brennan now. I don't know. Well, he's striking everyone and He also is claiming that he knows the law better than anyone else and that is why he can do things like watch Carmich today watching clips of Carmich And he's you know, he has no worry Because he knows the law better than all of us So whatever. I don't know. They'll listen Unless he gets a taste of his own medicine. He will not stop He's got to get he's got to get knocked down a peg. He really does. I know we've always said you know the whole striking channel saying I'm not telling anyone what to do, but it the only way he's gonna learn is to get The same treatment that's knocked down before it's not gonna work. You know how you get rid of John No, eliminate eliminate his channel. What if what if his channel is eliminated? I don't think it'll be done. He's too smart for that

38:26He's too smart for that too smart for what He's all it. It just takes a collective effort Should we start a discord server sir? Yes, start the discord immediately. All right. Let's get the strike John discord going All right, we have the strike John discord getting set up by JT and Yeah, he's out of control and he does this because these are the things he would not want done to him Oh, that is what we have to work. Finch's fucking programs him to do what he does Like his girlfriend already being found on Daveler's anonymous sir Yes, if you want to see John's date go to Daveler's anonymous I won't show it here because I know It'll be horrible for Tukki to report on what's already been reported So if you want to see John's date go to Daveler's anonymous Go check it out. Don has a copy right on that picture dildo whatever her name was radio Idiot. Oh, she's a radio check. Yeah, that's fantastic

39:28um All right, so yeah, uh like I was saying if yes, it's been you know Ten years from now someone shows me a picture of Johnny Cardiff in a dress We're like a moo moo. You know, I might be uh, you know I'm tempted to defend him a bit and go hey, you know leave my friend alone It's possible. I hope you don't sir or yeah, or I would decide to go. Yeah, what the fuck is he thinking What happened to my friend That's a rubbish to be saying is what happened to my friend How does this happen how do all these six-year-old men decide oh shit I've been I've been in the wrong body this entire time I don't want to think stuff working Do you think that's what it is Think so fuck who's generous in drill Joey how give us all some advice on how to keep our dicks working because then did you get your kick started back up? I did I yeah, I had to but uh because I just yeah The Mrs. C connect your balls to like a car battery right now listen

40:32All men at some point in their life don't go through a phase, but You got it you got it you just got it. It's true exercises the key and keep it in the way it off Because when you get in weight, you're dick. You don't want to work when you get real fat. You're dick. You don't want to work Mm-hmm Don't be fat. Do you have a worry about losing your thumbs while you're doing that carpentry work? No, no, I guess I'm not a carpenter. I was just I was just trying to lend a hand that day, you know Yeah, but you'd be fucked if you lost your thumbs Those are your secret weapons. They were I don't I don't need them no more I'm back to Joey see 25 years old Joey sees them. Okay. Oh, yeah, that's right. I forgot your penis came back. Yeah Oh, it's the radar Yeah, I mean, I I assumed I well. Oh, yeah, wait, uh, there's no more right there was I don't know They're still talking about it, but I don't know if there's anything. Yeah, I figured that was it He doesn't seem too uh Too into the idea of people goofing on the kinds of things that they always have goofed on It's kind of funny. What the fuck was that Joey?

41:35Some brought me that gave me gifts my brother. I brought this home last day gave it to me to give What why can you just sit and listen to your child? He is a child. What is it? What is your gift? It's a one of those uh Yeah, it's one of those earworms All right, Joey go play with your ear. All right, so Joey's been very mad at Carmack But I think we can uh skip over those clips Joey versus roachy now Joey Earlier today sir. Yes, you can talk about this. I just put it. I just planted the seed. I thought it was up to you guys No, I have to talk about this Yes, Ralph. I was just listening to the clip Ned just piped in and called Brent the second. Oh, I knew it Oh, Ned came back. That's fantastic. Just for this. Oh, that's fantastic I'm before you go before you go toki. I've just thought if it makes a lot of sense This is the one character go where am I going? What whatever you were going to say about roachy. Oh

42:38That's all oh Joey yeah Joey you have to go to Bubba's party now even more just in case Brent Hattley's there Yeah, I'm sure he's going to be there That'd be fantastic. You got to go there and get an interview Okay But I'll have to get prepared with everything with Alexander first. Oh, you stand Bubba Um I keep clicking on the wrong stupid fucking thing Uh, all right, so yes Joey and roachy so roachy is a uh What is roachy? So we see a story I know roachy does a show with the pineapple But roachy doesn't do shows on his own, right? No Yes, he doesn't you get wide all the time the quad all the time Roachy does do shows he does roachy's ruckus. Oh roachy's ruckus. That's how fantastic Where he put on that hair? There's puns, sir. Oh, he's causing a ruckus. Oh that roachy

43:40But roachy is someone who has become a thorn in the balls of joe see To be a parent you believe he's obsessed with you. Yes And You're you seem to also be obsessed with him currently No, I'm just I just started thinking when I talked to you today and I threw that in there and I said that's up to you guys I don't want you guys think it's work that you guys think you can you guys would be the best to put it together It would have to be the mind that you card up in melting. So that's all I said What do you say what okay? I don't okay, so that's the thing so with working with joe see Because I've been communicating a lot with joe see about this storage locker thing Which has been Quite the adventure, but all of a sudden joe goes into some kind of rant about how Roachy and him should face off At hackomania

44:41I said roachy come into americo what do you want to use that he's probably never going to come again So I mean and he's okay Roachy not coming back again. This is one time deal and pineapple two I have wanted his ass To but done right He wants to do his ass right But if it's done right, which meaning you the brains card if the brain and melted doing it the way you guys do things I think it could be very good And you know people love me now I am yes Okay, we you might have the brains to help you with this But who are the people that are going to give a fuck Whatever you thank you Okay, well, I don't give a fuck I just put this I just put planted a chatter is gonna fight another Slightly above a chatter Okay, whatever card joe this seemed like a griff just to get a free trip to Vegas I don't want to go I could go I gotta go with it

45:42I'll be in the bad end of summer any how secure in that state with signatures, so it don't matter If me and toki were gonna fight some people might give a shit. Oh shut up part of you wait. That's fucking big right shut up No, but that's exactly what I'm saying. He's fucking hotels shut up card They might give a shit if we be in him. We're gonna fight. Oh my god. I didn't say about fight Why don't you read the real why don't you read the email I sent you card? That was more professional. You're blocked Oh, you're a asshole. You're a liar You're a liar and nothing responded back to it never block you. Oh, yeah, what did melton say you know you're more than walk about hacka media Right everyone is right that's all he said Use promo code jt when you buy your ticket I go and I spend a dollar on it fucking event. What do you mean you gotta go now? It saves 10% Whatever Hackomania April 10th through the 12th use of homo code jt at hackomania.com to save 10% on your tickets

46:47Hackomania is Going to be at the beautiful plaza hotel casino at the heart Did nice to go for jt last weekend and when it came on the show said it and he fucking stabbed me in the back today look at it Las Vegas. I'm free monster. I was just stating the facts, Joey But you had your facts wrong What did you just say about jt? I said I stuck up from last Saturday and I'd always praise him on my show How is a great guy and I stuck up for him last week and held her replay show and and and he stabbed me in the back And he didn't even get it right who cares? I don't care. What's jt gonna do for you? I like jt When I am around even the haters. I got some badass sweets with My weight loss and the muscle I gained man people will pay for roggy and jc hats and shirts and stickers We will clean up you better get into melons ear and john really comes he loves me think of of the possibility

47:48Now that you really know me and how when I turn it on the people will go nuts But it got to be a big surprise like I commit but only is no I am coming But we fight with melden. I'm reading this word for word He does his stuff and I show up all the way to the door You get all the fans pimp up there cupcake There kumuna. I got beef with them There's some much money on the table and cupcake has already already president hats made Joey see tarred shirts. He real smart you bring him on board Namdae so much content I can't believe the great roco missed roggy coming to america and he looking for jc Who thought roggy would never come after him

48:52What did you say i'll go read the twitter i sent you the extra when i sent you that Okay, all right. Yes. This is the perfect comparison Okay, so Joey must have been drunk when he wrote that right because then What math or math whatever So that message came at 9.22 a.m. My time About an hour about an hour later At 10.35 Joey apparently slept it off Because this is a much different joe see Rocco I wanted to follow up and put this in writing while it's fresh Because after talking today I really think there might be something here if it's done the right way April in vegas is shaping up to be a rare convergence Not manufactured. This was chat jbd Oh, yes, that's what i was gonna say

49:55That's a joe wants to look at his text messages like holy shit even i can't fucking figure out this hieroglyphics So yeah, i got this very formal email from joe explaining What we have and we don't even realize it April in vegas is shaping up to be a rare convergence Not manufactured not forced. It's organic And that's what makes it dangerous in a good way You've got roachy coming to america pineapple Months of weekly show centered on me that have built real anticipation A crowd that doesn't just want noise anymore. They want a payoff This isn't about personal beef or chaos It's controlled spectacle the kind that people show up for clip

50:57Replay and talk about afterwards Framed right. It's a moment Not just an event And who did i go to for who did i pitch the idea to The wrong guy You then that you would be the right guy whatever Where i think this really clicks is the upside Merch that actually sells Examples roachy coming to america Another example pineapple in vegas That's it some people are gonna buy shirts people are gonna go crazy for the roachy coming to america shirt Joey the only reason i'm i'm reading his solves because we're not gonna do it I know melton's not gonna do it The funny thing is after joey sent me the text message that made no sense

51:59I wrote him i'll talk to melton and i'm basically i was gonna go hey joey wants a free trip to vegas do it that what you will And then i got this very formal text man listen joey if you sent me this text message first Yeah, maybe melton would have went for it, but you sent me i sent melton one i like that jibber jibber melton got the good one Why do you hate roachy so much? i don't hate anybody kt Well, i have the clip of him talking about roachy will get into it But there's still more to this here are the upsides Merch that actually sells and then we said roachy coming to america or pineapple in vegas Live content that carries for weeks afterward A real cross cross were a real crossroads moment In the dabble verse that people will remember You said it yesterday you said it yourself today There might be something big here if it handles smart you did say that not about you and roachy

53:00Yeah, you did it was about our other idea Oh, okay under Yes, look back and look i think your special gas Yes, i see i'll uh oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll bring them on hold on There might be something big here if it handles smart and i agree And i also think your instincts on timing framing and not over playing things are exactly what this needs There's also a wild card element If stuttering john shows up The room goes nuclear Not just for nostalgia But for reach and visibility that actually bro wrote that yes, he did What are you talking about That kind of moment My stick is i'm dumb and i spell wrong. That's my stick That's fine till that kind of moment doesn't come around often I've looped Patrick in because it's his event and he should control the frame I've also reached out the cardiff because his brain for spin and structure matters here

54:01I wanted you to know that directly no side conversations But i'm in No weirdness you're not a bad guy. This is just hilarious No one cares about you and roachy Okay, at hackomania You and roachy cares. I don't even think roachy cares This was unnecessary all you had to do was say i said i'll leave it up to you guys And i wasn't gonna talk about it no more sure we couldn't just had no of course we could of But then i would have had to figure out the rest of the show I actually did have a lot of stuff today, but this is you you fascinated me more than anyone else. I love that is true I honored i'm honored that is true. You're my favorite idiot of all the idiots. Oh, thank you. That's what you did in the rear Make sure you're on time to get the money tomorrow or else I see this as something that works best if the right people are aligned and nobody feels out of the loop From my from my side. I'm in this to do it clean and professional

55:01No freeloading no hijacking no confusion later I want my role in sheer clear and in writing So everyone's comfortable focus on me. What are you talking about? What do we need to writing? Oh, you're fake fight with roachy me I will go on in the next thing now. I respect how you move. What? I don't know but I should never give you a show like this. I knew like I knew what i could I knew it. I respect how you move And I trust your read on situations like this. I'll learn one day. I'll learn one day If you think it's worth pushing forward. I'm all in. If not, I respect that too Either way, I appreciate appreciate the conversation today. It felt real and those are the ones that usually matter Talk soon. Joey see Joey, I was touched. I was very beautifully well written. Thank you So what happened an hour earlier when you text me all that gobbledy-gook

56:03Listen, because I went back and I looked like oh man, what the fuck? I got a bad habit. Christina told me Before you fucking said any text read it. Oh, don't fucking hit the button. I never do And I'm usually got a bunch of shit fucked up. So I said You talked to text or do you type that? I don't I type it What my hands are bigger my my my my my big hands. Oh, I'm always fucking Yeah, but it's none of your hands. It would have been better for you to say you talk to text your phone is just stupid Big hands tiny brain Yeah, wouldn't that mean if you had big hands, wouldn't that mean talking into your phone or make a small buttons man And when I like a lot of touch it and now whatever's next we'd always come on and I don't know why don't you talk to text? It's so easy I don't know. I Christina tried to show me that every time I do it at all gibberish. Oh, stop it So either way thumbs do the same thing Caller, you're on the air with Joey Are you making reference to me?

57:04So so is the old man actually gonna buy a ticket to Hacomania and show up in Vegas No Why not? No, I do have to go to Vegas Like I said, though, I have to secure $10,000 signatures that I got to pay the $500 to get on the ballot in Nevada Which is the easiest state to do You're gonna get a signature. Sorry. Oh, wow. I will get the signatures. That's that that is harder to take it is I thought your presidency was going on pause No, I was gonna Officially put the paperwork in and I changed my mind. So we're full throttle. You should see all the all the websites are up now Oh, that's the deal pause. Oh, Jay you can That's everything's up. Everything's up. We got the yeah, we're going full throttle to get you to cover Okay, Cupcake is my campaign manager now So you're still going ahead with the stupid idea of running for president? I'm gonna try to get on the belt. Yes, I'm gonna give it to the end of the year if I get the state couple states We will continue and we will get on the ballot and we got a new point that we're going to be pitching and You know, and it's a value value that what America needs. So it's a very little American needs. Okay. It's right

58:10Because what's the biggest problem in America? You're actually on hookahs and cry We are here to them now. We need better value meals Okay, let's just watch and see. I'm gonna be doing a I'm doing a gathering next month in a Preacher what happened with that? Become a preacher the gathering of the catalanolos What do you tell me I thought we I thought catalanol con is happening in like two months No, well, is it amazing how quick things come up Joey because I got to take this campaign series. I got to get I got to try at least try What about his book release that's supposed to be released this I'm still I got eight more chapters right here in Kennedy right here Ah, I remember that lawsuit. I don't know. Maybe maybe I maybe it's in the bank. I don't know No, it's not for my lawsuits right in the who's whose bank. Yeah, whose bank account. It's gonna take your money No What about the law? I thought is the lawsuit about when the special Olympics lady molested you. Yeah, that's what it's about

59:18Oh easy one two three says what about your motorcycle? That's it's almost done. The hotly Davison It's almost done hardly David's thing. I put a lot of work at that bike. It's gonna be hard to fire it up So All right Joey, so I don't know. I guess you don't have a problem with roachy anymore. Everything's cool I just can't paint a lot of good content. That's all. That's all. No cupcakes. I don't care I mean, I'm sorry roachy used to be a thorn in my side that I used to let get to be I don't care Roachy's irrelevant. He's still on the stuck on the same shit for three years ago. I'm done past all that Hey, I don't care about the motherfucker. You had another cut a lot of lie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah Okay, Roachy. I'll tell you what I'll just prove everything you say about me because I don't fucking lie bitch. He lies about and you're in a cunt Roachy be careful when you come over to America. Just remember you're a guest here. Remember that Lightning could strike just remember You never know you can go walk across Las Vegas Boulevard. Bam something back. It happened I'd be very if I tread very lightly. I'll just tell you action has happened every day in life

1:00:22Especially in America. Be very careful how you tread. Thank God hackomania is on Fremont street You won't have to go anywhere near Las Vegas Boulevard. No Because I don't know every movie you make when you're in Vegas I make sure it out already. I got people are we out of eyes. I knew about the fucker. So don't worry about it Don't be stupid Enjoy your vacation and go home and fucking then talk about How you fucking how you did this and how you did that and you didn't do shit, okay? Tell some more lies on your fucking lame ass fucking show, right? There you go What do you mean lightning might strike? I'm just saying that People die every day of accidents. You never know what can happen. You know And murder They people get murdered, but I mean acting people a lot of freak accidents happen in this world. You never know But do you want roachie dead? Is that where we're at? I don't I didn't say I wanted him dead I just said that be careful. He's never been here. Be careful. This is different than his country People are people might try to rob him or hurt him You know what I'm saying? I don't know

1:01:22Yes, if they don't have any troubles over there and in ill good old England I don't know Las Vegas is a city place, especially where he's going You know, that's not the best part of town Joey in that clip you said you already have people who are watching roachie right now That's right. Do they see him as we speak? I don't know I haven't checked it with my spies. You remember I'm a presidential candidate so I can I got people now Your secrets safer me jelly. Yeah, huh? That's right Roachie, have you ever felt unsafe or felt like maybe someone is possibly following you? Yeah, it's weird. It's so much like somebody started out of me on discord immediately after juries Made those threats. Also, there's a clip on baseball's channel It's a long video where Joey is asking everybody to spit in my face in Vegas Which I find hilarious because Joey's claims was apparently that's what happens to Americans when they go abroad So I'd like to ask Joey. What other countries have you visited Joey?

1:02:25Jokes on you Joey roachie actually gets turned on by people sitting in the street. I know he does Uh, I have been out of I've been to Mexico and I've been to Dominican. That's it. The old one or the new Mexico. The old one. The maximum So it's rare. It's on a border Arizona and through Texas to corporaticity. I went across through there too For you and your ass. I wasn't worried. I didn't go to war as yes. What the hell are you showing there? That's what No, no, no, no, no, she was the head of a cartel It's war as the one. It was war as the ones off. It's off Texas. There's at the one off Arizona Texas. Yeah, it's one off Texas. What's the one? The one in Arizona? I almost I got arrested almost in Mexico that night I got out of that. Thank God. They called my money took 1800 hours for the money of my pocket, but that I got out of that so That ain't bullshit. You want it? You want it here? I tell you what? Make a phone call to the Texas Rangers call the switchboard ask for

1:03:28Ask Brandon what happened to me that night when he went from Mexico. All right. Well, someone immediately get the Texas Rangers on the line and ask for Brandon Oh, you don't bring the switchboard operator answer you need to club out. You talk to Brandon Brandon You talk to Brandon Boyd down in the line. Do you have a number for us to put you right through Brandon Boyd? Do you have a number for us that we can use in January? Oh, yeah, there's no big small going on. Brandon He's getting ready for spring training. The truck will be leaving soon. So he'll be leaving to come to He'll be leaving to come to go to Arizona for the spring training So he's in the clubhouse now during the day you're getting the truck loaded and stuff to get to wait and what are we asking them? Just to say can I ask you a question? Tell me about the night you with the fucking Mexico with Joe Catalano and I guarantee you he'll tell you what happened I got to hear the story I was so drunk. I tried to marry one of the fucking strippers and I And they clapped all my money so the guy played it off the manager and said I can get married or and the brand is going

1:04:30You got a life for home. How are you going to take this girl lady home to marry her? And I was so drunk I go that's what I had to worry about. I'll bring your home. No worry about it And they played it all up and then when I then they they the federalities came in took us out walk us to the fucking some Shithole police station and the guy says give us all your money. Are you going to go to Mexican jail get burritos with your ass? That's what he told us and then they walked the armed guards walked us to the border to come back Did they really see burritos in your ass? I said the one he got his smoking and she rest of them didn't speak to English So I said Joey met the muck why while she was selling him drugs Okay, yeah, and what does that got to do with this with this story? I said he's applying. She was a Mexican. I got her And yes, I bought drugs from her back in the day. Yes, I said that. Yeah. Was she a Mexican stripper? No, my wife has done a bit of stripper He had a plan in the game. My wife was a man. That's bitch. She didn't have to be the hooker or a whore That could have been a beautiful story, Joey. What's Brandon's lasted? Boyed. Boyed. I believe Brandon boys Okay I don't care. Brandon was with me. He knows what happened. All right. We're gonna get the Brandon on the show

1:05:35The interview's been requested. Interview's been requested. Hackamania come to Hackamania here. The Brandon Boyd interview Him and Joey's crazy adventures In New Mexico. Yeah, it was during spring training man We got back to the ballpark and I fucking was dead for the day And I tried to go sleep in the fucking equipment room Where the where we had the bathroom and I put a cot there and my fucking boss kept coming in and going oh not not you got drug You you you're going on the fear going out there and you're gonna work today and I said I got a headache. Let me sleep He wouldn't let me fucking made me he said let me stay made me stay all the way to the end and usually I was the second guy I got to go home because I was assisted and and I'm not really excited and I had to stay in fucking clothes everything up, man and then be back in mind Yeah, fuck me up. Crazy. Joey. How or a roachie. How many cigarette butts do you give this story? I live out of five three five means total five means totally the truth One means total lie

1:06:36I promise you that it happens just the way I said it happened Yeah, right leave it or not. I don't give a fucking you blew me or not. It happened Well, he's giving it one cigarette butt He's a relevant don't fucking matter. I would never fucking make any fucking story by baseball shit We're gonna baseball System Joey you went on you went on a $2 dance last week, right? Yeah, you told the story about The unfortunate night your daughter decided to get all stabbing shit, right? Yeah, and that was the full time You told that story and the full different version of that story What what four different what what changed? I said in exactly happened a four or two in the afternoon Christina came out of shower. She jumped her. We got stabbed Christine in the living room. She got outside. She's stabbing some more and then she's stabbing some but I said every time in every story Do you still have No, I actually I hit that yeah, I'm glad you brought up because Joey said in this latest version of the story that he got rid of the nice I did

1:07:38I didn't please find the night before I almost fucking collapsed to my dad Yes, I do. Yeah, but again if you remember in like a year ago, Joe, you told Uncle Jack that um your wife had to run out the house naked She did I just You didn't say that Dan. No, did you? In the story you oh, Dan you were here. So I so I so I I told more of the fucking story It lost over the same. That's your problem. Maybe I should give all the information. I told the fucking exactly words verbatim how it exactly happened So so you're telling everybody that while she were putting two fingers in a hole in your arm You took the fingers out to find to your daughter. Please stop stabbing me. Is that correct? Right Now that's not what I said. I said she finally Came out of her fucking trance with her eyes were beat red and then when she saw me fucking bleed out the floor She started crying and she asked me a sign language if she did that to me and I did this. Yes With my close your fist and go like that and then she stabbed herself and that's true And I don't give a fuck with you. Say I got all the medical records. Go fuck yourself. It's not one homosexual fucking brick bitch, right?

1:08:44Did someone follow her Joey? She was in a trance. I don't know I can say she and she was her eyes were pierced. She read. I don't know It was like she was possessed that night that the stab he'd happened and that's That's the truth What's not my daughter that was going around she was like in a disfucking trance and your eyes were beat red and she can't speak her here But I'm telling you whatever happened it felt like she was fucking possessed by the devil. That's all I can tell you I like kick no kid to side. It was the worst 25 minutes of my fucking life and blood all over the fucking place Apparently I believe it. I believe it many pictures No, I don't handle pictures video No, okay, if you remember correctly, Joey tried to use the picture of him in a coma in air quotes That time that he was put into a And I just woke up as soon as he got monetized on youtube I could really ruin you and fucking prove everything wrong, but you know what you go ahead version I know what the truth is and you're do not matter Do you understand that you're a faggot fucking cigarette fucking bitch?

1:09:47And I might just come to hack the media just to get in your fucking face and hope I get arrested because I'm gonna beat you to a fucking pulp Please buy a ticket. I believe that 150 I only read that don't stop my wife. I mean because she knows I'll bury your fucking ass in the fucking brown Hi, my code JT You deserve to get your ass beat Joey calm down. Everything's okay. Everyone is Very hateful tonight Call him a cigarette and he smokes fags. We can get away with that Um, all right real quick before we get on to the rest of Joey because Joey did a couple other things on that stream the other night That we're fantastic. Let's get to everyone's favorite part of the show the super tip System super tip dot gg slash tookey. Let's get in there before they get sued into the ground Thank you very much everybody for your Participating I gotta turn on the super chat machine. I got it to turn on the super chat machine

1:10:50super tip dot gg slash tookey again Thank you all for your generosity and we'll try to get through these as quick as possible and get back to Joey versus roachy This was from a couple days ago Oh, so thorough Joe Barrow. Thank you for the ten bucks Are you familiar with honky-tonk heroes by wail and jettings and when is scarlet getting the link Can't wait to share Red Bull and Vegas I'm not familiar with honky-tonk heroes and uh, I have no plans on ever sending scarlet The link we've had enough. She's been on every show. I said it sir No reason to have her on there's nothing interesting. Why? She blew your dog and smashed it all over the place Right jt wants to talk to her book when a rehab sir Yeah, jt. Can you save Scarlet do you think? No, I don't give a shit about her. Why do I? Yeah, she's not thinking now No, I just too Yeah, if you were to fray out. I'm afraid. I'm gonna hurt her. You know, like any of you would turn her down if she came to you

1:11:52Yeah, okay, yeah, Joey you creep you could be her grandfather. You guys would jump You could be her grandfather, Joey I would be I would because she wouldn't pull it up in my grand art. You six fucks wouldn't go do it No, you don't know us. I beg the differ fuck. I gotta find something um I gotta find something I found a new girl for jt Gonna ask me roachie the new cigarette guy Oh, no roachie's not the new cigarette guy But if roachie wants to hang out if we go late and you guys want to leave I can watch the cigarette guy with roachie because I did send this guy to roachie To check out and so he's actually a little familiar with the cigarette guy Nikki potnik thanks for five bucks. Rocco was popping a squat on the toilet and pissed all over the pants The very pants he was attempting to return put that in the book. Thank you Oh Stephanie happy birthday JT Tim stinks too. Love you more than a friend. Love you more than a friend step

1:12:54oops It's fantastic Uh Denver bagel sales Rocco stop the show Emily's on line one. She uncovered scorches 4chan account Who leave Emily alone leave Emily alone a lot of people trying to discredit Emily again, I heard Carl On point dabble point, I believe Again trying to discredit Emily a woman he wants we're getting new facts by the day. Right. It's it's gonna. It's common things are constantly being updated by our top opi reporter Emily who is Being silence or they at least are attempting to silence her and her facts They don't want her to reveal what she knows and why we don't know Why are Carl and opian bed together all of a sudden Only opian Carl can answer that or can Emily answer it if anyone can get to the bottom of it. It's Emily

1:13:56Next Oh wait did something pop up somewhere else. I'm looking at my old. Yes. Oh, oh roachy Roachy thanks for the two pounds. I'm smoking a cigarette. This is a cigarette fjc Yes, that's our new guy that's a line from our new guy Jacob fucking Jones That's his name I just go back I accidentally skipped roachies on the other ones and I didn't know how to go back and find it Oh, okay, no problem. Yeah. Yeah, just jewel. How can SSI collecting Joey see by storage sheds? I don't get us a guy you dumb bitch dumb are fucking one so get your story fucking straight Yeah, and also I am I am backing Joey financially as far as bidding on storage units and I can do whatever I want when my fucking check anything I want I don't got to justify it in the government and I don't get SSI get that to your fucking dick fucking pussy as I did right? Yeah, bitch But no, I'm trying to get Joey some good lockers so we can have some good storage pours episode

1:14:58So yes, the secrets out we are going to have more storage pours coming down the pike once we configure this all out Red 473 looking forward to doing a shot to every tukki reference in the next legion of skanks episode Yes, we should talk about that real quick Sunday if you missed it uh blind mic the blind mic project tukki was on and Lewis Jay Gomez came on And uh he said that he was going to Say tukki three times on the next legion of skanks episode which was on monday Was that yesterday and he did not do it Did he sir he did it probably was bullshit you thought he was a man of his word. Oh, no I really thought he was gonna do it Yeah, you get a wait for those tickets. He's giving you from backstage passes when he sends them to you I don't know That's the other thing he invited tukki to skanks fast skank fast He said he could do uh backstage interviews But no, I'm not going to bother him about tickets if he comes up

1:16:02I would be impressed if Six or eight like eight months down the road Lewis gets in contact with me and goes hey body hairs or tickets. I know. No. Why he's Chad. But he's Chad Um, but no We could be great in that world all of us are you I'm bringing Joey with me the rest of you can drown I ain't gonna look at a bunch of holes I'll look at a bunch of holes. Does Mrs. C really give you issues with other women? Does she think that other women are trying to steal you away from her? Oh, no, she knows me I would never do that because I'll tell her she's At all, Mrs. C. I would just say it Uh-huh, but yes, Rad looking forward to seeing you Um, when you got the best stick on the planet. No woman would have a fucking would have a would be be upset Sure This ain't gonna go how you think it's gonna go nickel My wife loves being filled by multiple BBC's while I watch and pleasure my horrifying appendage Yeah, but I digress

1:17:04Thank you uh red. I hope Red. I hope I see you in Atlantic City. I know we met there Uh at the first time I went to Atlantic City, so hopefully you'll be there So a guy named chicken boys tell me fuck Joey see consider the name they all are saying it Oh, they're all fucking idiot. Look at the ones that are saying it all the college. Joey see sir Yes, fuck Joey see. We're all saying it. That's good. That's our new catchphrase If I got haters, I must be popular. Yeah, right. What do you go to the school of John Melendez? That's right. Well the school of Oscar Turner. Which one? That's right Gonzo, I love you Joey see, but I have an issue with you not reading all my super tips You make it hard to support the catalanoclan I read your super tip I got to check if I missed it that you know I didn't do that potentially Gonzo. I'll check. I'm sorry if that happened He probably did do it on purpose, Gonzo. I'm sorry Is that the Gonzo shit cop? Show you stuff. Sometimes you have a problem with them coming through an EV month And Jay ranger

1:18:05He's not sick. He's just got chronic gileitis gileetus Yeah, I believe that you are who's more pathetic though him going back. Joey see Fuck you Carmich going back to gilly or gilly accepting karmic after he said all those horrible things about her Is it confirmed? He's there. Is it confirmed? I mean, it's pretty much dude. It's so There's just a lot of inconsistencies for when he's at home When he's at home. He's always in that White chair or he has another chair Is he doing like two three streams a day when he's home so he could raise money to go back to her? Well, he was he was before He went missing for the last couple of days. So he has a thing he raises the money so he can go back and live with her and give it to her Well, that's what yeah special brain surgeon tool No, you want to see what one looks like? No Brain started

1:19:05It's really brain surgeon tool see you see a brain surgeon tool very spicy precision that goes drills and someone's fucking head when you want them If you drill out an electrical cabinet retard Look, he put up the other art from the storage unit He still hasn't arranged it properly No, I got the camera off. That's why no, but those pictures you have on the wall are up the wrong way. What do you mean? Like the pattern Like they have to go in a certain way I ain't got time for that right now Blind Mike speaking of blind Mike Thanks for the 20 bucks Joey has been Ralph this whole time. I need to be back on Thank you blind Mike for having tookie on it was a pleasure and it was also awesome to be there During one of the best during during during during I can't say it exactly here that blind Mike Joey see approves

1:20:06I always see loves you The Tommy Jordan hot pops what's up, son pops. We got to get that 23 and me son. Everybody's called for writing school for It's your boy Tommy Jordan over here My son don't be messing with my son Diablo sandwich Diablo sandwich truckers refer to Christina's crabs as bed bugs. Yeah, yeah You wish that that's a case You must be talking about your own sister and your mother and your daughter My wife my wife's very clean Very clean What do you mean you want out of storage pours? I have nowhere to put this shit. I told you My house is filled with all this fucking storage bullshit. I never sold shit But you said on every episode that you could get a profit. I uh, it was bullshit I never sold shit From their storage units to my house. Yeah, I can't anymore

1:21:07Yeah, I can't fucking move in my own house anymore Well, we great. Well, Joey that is a bit of a concern of mine. I don't want to leave you with all this garbage That's why out we're thinking for most thing when we start with probably got to price everything that's good And then we got to get get rid of the junk that we can't do nothing wait That's got to go to the dumpster you understand and then you got to put the items that are We probably can move them in the fraction of a time And then you're gonna get the stuff that might be Take for you to consider something John guy It depends what's in there you like the one locker that went from the went from it went from $30 and it's up at 410 now and it's it's all resaleable stuff all brand new items in there It's I mean everything in there you could you could re-sell and put it up on different websites It'll move, but there's some lockers you people you got to wait the people looking for espresso some stuff You can move some stuff you can wheel and deal if you got if you got any collectible you go to different people that That are in that business. It's just a lot of you know, it just depends sometimes you get lockers It might take you a couple months to move it depends, you know But a lot of it you got to weed out the junk get rid of the like you're not gonna

1:22:09Something you would throw away because we know you keep it really bad use clothes or bad furniture that it's just bad Like I found like I've been unlocked before they had that used condoms in the couch and in but they were stuck So you get rid of them, you know, you're not gonna even clean out. Oh, you can rinse those out, Joey. Use them one more time No, no Well a lot of people if it's if it's decent and it's clean Joey Joey Joey I found this I found this stores locker is up for bid near me. It's closing tomorrow Like can you can you give me your professional opinion? Let me know what you think it's worth Cardiff I'm gonna taste them. Can you show me all the pictures that come with that and let me look back and bring it up a little bit Because you've been taste of card. Let me show you how wrong you are a locker like that is more likely You're gonna find something buried that's gonna be worth something. I promise you yeah cats or a body You're going to see you guys you guys you guys think you know everything you're wrong Night 85% probably gonna just find junk in here, but every time I found something that worked the reading

1:23:11It was a locker fucking messed up like that. They had to dive in deep in and rip shit apart They hide something somewhere. They'll hide it in the in a fucking cute tip. I found a We get maybe dumpster diving with Joey see Yeah, I mean you can do that a lot of the stories don't do that no more the stories are throw up throw out a lot of returns Walmart purposely they don't do that no more. They purposely destroy it and you can't The dumpsters are sealed now you can't go in there, but they break the shit You can meet up with Wendy and she could teach him all the Whatever man Okay, you can kill two birds with one stone the mock. Why can go to work behind the dump stone Joey can go through I don't you don't want you don't want me to just you know I should just send my wife to take care of you because you want you Call her mago to her face. She will fucking destroy you. You're in no match for me to see she will fucking destroy you I promise you that All right, no bother her. That's why I stop bothering me. So I'm about to be in knowledge. You're fucking a Brit that's dumb That's all I can say you are not by report. He's by report

1:24:13Thanks by report by report. I just got a notification that Joey see is the high bidder on a storage locker That ends in 13 hours Why are you bidding on these things that end in 13 hours? We're gonna get it. I told you that's the one we're gonna get I but it's a nice locker. We've got a lot of nice stuff with him But don't you wait until the end to start bidding? He ain't got it. I don't just I've been I've done this. I bought a real I bought a lot of lockers in my life. You bought two That's not that that's that's since I've been out of prison before I bought tons of them on my old account Okay, he's robbing you boss A lot of stores if we did this as a business meet with you know Okay, I believe you I'm yelling Injig Ranger Joey tell your pals about your beef with karmics. They know about it. Yes, we are very aware They know what buddy. They know Labra mystic. I don't watch mlc. So Joey is fresh for me. Love you more than a friend. All right. Well, that's fantastic

1:25:15I'm gonna put a parents on mlc even Kevin said I did a great experience. That's great. Is he paying you? I don't I didn't indulge in anything to you no more you I can't trust you. Oh, you're not are you gonna hit him up for money? Nope, I have nothing to hit him up for anything So you just think he's gonna send you money. I don't think anything Just like when when when you send me some I don't never think nothing. I don't never ask you shut up I never sent I've never sent you money and then let's be we want to be transparent. I've never sent you money Let's tell everybody what you said we cannot live stream the fucking video the videos because the fucking idiot fans are up Going there and up with you. So we'll do it my way and that's the truth. I didn't call him idiot fans. Take that back You said that because You are truly retarded That's different than saying the idiot fans Yeah, I know all I said was we can't record you bidding because the fans will up the bids to fuck with you

1:26:16Well, yeah, I said we can't do it live because the fans will I think you're 100% but I didn't call them idiots you added that to make it seem like I was a bigger dick What OJ nothing called ray untrainable. I think they're gonna apply for Joey also You're the fucking sharpest tool in the shed. I forgot Tookie sorry for calling you shuli love you more than fry Love you more than fry. Don't you besides fucking clocks were living You Are you talking about Ralph talking about fucking OJ? Is he your fucking nurse or something? Yes, I'm a massage cocks for a little ock nurse I need to cock nurse flampies forever mommy more like Hoey scatilano Geriatric meth head mobile. Yeah, you know what I enjoyed meth a lot

1:27:19I really did you want me to tell you some wild stories when I was on meth I thought it was the greatest drug in the fucking world. You got me. Oh, wow. You got me I spoke that shit. I can't tell you what it was the greatest fucking high in the world But then I said that you know what go on sir What hey, let's do a new show We'll call it by my shit People will come to my house and buy all this shit I bought from these goddamn storages I'm sleeping on boxes of brand new air mattresses. Yeah, we're crack. Why don't you use the air mattress in the box? There is no room. Yeah, I'm trapped in my fucking house. No more shows Well, let me come back. Let me go out and come back in and see if that fixes anything Because it fix it but You Yeah, so don't forget when you go buy your hack amina tickets hack amina.com use promo code jt If you too will save 10% off your purchases

1:28:22You'd also find hotel deals on the website as well For at the plaza April 10th through this while 2026 All right, two keys back um San amazem's thank you next Anonymous what's your thoughts on the shulie network? I think shulie has no talent But I know you are a starfucker tell the truth fake laughing eason network I've never faltered from uh My shulie take shulie is a nice guy, but I don't find him funny. I'm not a Shulie network fan. I don't watch the shows, uh, but I think it's bullshit. What's happening to them? I think it would be bullshit if it was happening to anyone Except for John at this point. I wanted to happen to John. Fuck John's fuck John No one cares about John Get you know go away if you are if you this bothers you so much go away The rest of us will be fine

1:29:24But the striking is insane and this is what a you know part of my rant the other week. This is getting ridiculous People are just trying to have fun and goof and now it's becoming uh, uh, you know A way for people to lose their income And these people rely on it Yes, toki will still continue to work and contribute to society if he loses his channel. Nothing will change This five dollars is for joe c's presidential campaign donations also Joey see Be careful when your kid gets out of jail Nice. That's good advice. Joey will be very careful Nikki potnick did corn roll Wallace write this letter Yes, who's that? A corn roll Wallace Oh Corn roll Wallace Famous black philosopher Make a plea Mmc as a big fan of you toki. I'd like to ask a small favor of you could you please ask joe to shut the fuck up

1:30:29The joe's go away. Oh, why is joe muted. Do we mute Joey? Yes, Ralph dead. Oh, she's sorry. Joey. I didn't know you were muted that whole time Wasn't you I have apologize To cupcake Worst about all the industry workers on to it. Wait. Hold on. Can you pause that? He's my presidential campaign manager now And helping me with sign language He even gives me homework It was just about over I wonder if I should restart my OBS No, it seems to say what you're up Who's Evie mucks man. It's way better man. Shut up I don't think it's the Stream yard There might be OBS or something let me close some things That seems to help we have no ambition. Yeah, that's what I don't have You can't lawsuit so breathing comprehension Joey, please You need it Great idea joe's these guys have no ambition. Yeah, they don't they don't Thank you, Zach. You asked why I was using him sir

1:31:32No Why What Oh, okay, I don't know what's going on Uh, Zach Holland try or fly trump to the fight and he will endorse Joey I think that's true Anonymous Joey karmic said you probably raped your daughter and that's why she tried to stab you He also says he hopes she finishes the job when released. I didn't hear that rumor I did not hear that Don't worry now now you're gonna get it for saying that because I would that Wait get him back on stop stop muting him Go ahead Joey. Did you see my picture who my picture is Is Joey crackling for you guys to or is I'm not crackling. What are you talking? I touched nothing He was He was crackling for me. Yeah, oh, yeah, hold on. I have to I have to restart

1:32:36Okay, yes or something This is Friends Yeah, thanks you for showing me the glorious Power school strip with this $10 hookers It's been her lady boys and its burritos But I always prefer Mrs. C's Chimichanga All right hold on hold on don't play anything else for a second. I gotta restart And I Kurt any of you To talk that shit to my face Bring it. I'm easily accessible. Tell you where I'm gonna be at at all times Come up to me in person doom Reels Talk to me at the one-year keyboard and start talking that shit Do

1:33:36You went to my fucking face say it you want Bitch bitch bring it you want you hide Anonymously like what bring it to my face Anywhere anytime name the place I'm here You I'm here. I'm not going anywhere. Tom Myers just gifted a membership mother fuckers As your son ever As your son ever

1:34:44Okay, I don't know let's try and you cut it off sir. I was sure John is about to answer you He was not gonna live on that fucking line that you did the year and a half ago forever Forever Sean Queen in your face What are you what are you John's friend all of a sudden you like John again? I don't gonna be for John I leave my lonely leaves me alone. I got a little brother. How about the text messages he sent you He only wanted to fuck your wife and would call you a drug These are Wanting to be able to just see that that's the fine line You forget that all those times you traveled to John's house and got your wife to go to the door Right cuz she wanted to go to the door she was out there for you my wife loves me And she don't like me to when I was fucking big and heavy she she knows I get out of breath So my wife was being kind so fuck you too you brit bitch again. You see what Chad is an E That's why I love Chad E Because you want to know what you're like a fucking keyboard warrior all the motherfuckers in the chat No, no, you should see how they fucking kids my ass when I went to events the all the ones that fuck shit

1:35:48Or I'm gonna have your autograph and take a picture with you Did we get the drop of Joey's E Uh, we all have to go back One thirty five minutes into the show Okay hour and thirty five minutes. Okay. Yeah, I'll write that down and Jay Ranger 201 new Ralph sounds like a guy richi character All right, here we go boys Because the eyes of a ranger are upon you and we're always after Joey's see when you're in Texas look behind you Because that's where the ranger's gonna be Yeah, fix that Shut up Joey Just jewel tuffy roads is more beloved bite cubs than Joey see yeah, that's right. Okay, you fucking ugly bitch. Oh stop it Yes, who's tuffy roads I have no idea Shuley made off we are stabby sea. Yeah, okay. Yes, we are I'm trembling

1:36:49Wish all wear ribbons for when she comes out Where's the first place you're gonna take her to go eat Going to the restaurant because her one of her deference lives up that way where she's at And like a half an hour for the prison that she wants to she has she she uh message me the day I'm picking up Heather if she could Heather could drive with her in her car and then we'll go to a restaurant and town eat So I said yeah, that's fake. That's beautiful Joey. It's beautiful I got to be given real silverware I got to I got to mail her clothes. I got to get her to go buy her some new outfit Yeah, how long how long before you trust her with a spork I mean, we're pond silverware pond silverware Yeah, no, why would I pond my own silverware cowboy garfield yesterday on point dabble point the TSN gaze We're talking shit about toki fts n get him card if is or Ralph is this true I know that you watch point dabble point I missed point double plan I saw parts of it, but I didn't hear them trashing toki, but that's probably part and I saw was the um damn talking about Emily

1:37:57Yeah, that's what I that was a part I saw too. Yeah I can't wait for stabby see to come back and finish the job. I went back We'll be a whole lot more spooky and dangerous than part one Because now she's been in training and spent years planning part two Uh, I think I have to restart my computer Fuck Hold on and I just probably need you much Should we play the the song? What do we play the song? Okay, yeah, but I got to set it up first hold on because I have a thing Joey What is the deal with your new catchphrase which one? This one Oh dammit, I hate fucking stream yard Fuck it's fake fucking black I'm niggas niggas niggas What are you? I'm so fake. Your fake is what you you're a fucking shitter

1:38:59What is that you've been doing that a lot lately Oh Which one the one with the adn? Which one this one I'm niggas niggas Yeah, niggas niggas niggas Because the person that gave me 50 memberships that day Uh, uh, uh, no, on Friday he that's he loves to hear that he pays pineapple all the time because pineapple has as a drop And am I lying about that roachie and am I lying about that? No, you're not lying, but it's hilarious to see that you know somebody's giving you money Makes you say anything they want. I would say it anyhow for that person But I know that that person likes it and I don't always gonna get me 50 memberships I felt I could do that for him. I should do that for him so That's all be nice jester. He gave me a nice jester. I gave him a nice jester bag What was it you cool big black again? What What did you cool big black? Oh, I have that one too. I have that clip too

1:39:59Yeah, he's he's a white black. Can anyone hear me? Yeah, no, okay now you can yeah, I have that clip too Here's Joey talking about our friend big black This is disgusting Joey. This makes me sick. I think my problem might have been the roadcaster. I restarted it White black it's that fucking thing. He's fucking black and he's really white that big black fucking motherfucker Where's he? Yeah, where's he hiding? Fuck him too Does somebody eat it? What is that noise Joey? I just needed them. It's not Joey What's be Carter? Carter's doing shit to blame on me. Of course it's Carter Carter said No, I mean Ralph What that's big black picture in it Who's what's big black's picture? My camera thing but the camera off I got an avatar I don't know it's not yeah, who cares stop it Joey

1:41:03Pick your What's your problem with what's your problem with big black? Oh, he started the other day when he came on Tommy Jordan He left because Tommy guy went on and he says I never I did apologize him back then Maybe that So he wants to open a can White black holy shit This is why I was meeting him sir You never shut up that's the problem Whatever he asked me a question why does it answer it? Yeah, but you don't keep answering it Whatever you answer period stop let's play the fucking clip All right, go ahead, play the clip Honduras, god damn it All right Anything else? It's the fucking things he's fucking that many really white that big black fucking motherfucker. Where's he at? Where's he hiding?

1:42:04Fuck him too That motherfucker knows I was right. He's a fucking up and he fucking nigga nigga nigga that acts white Jesus Christ. What is wrong with you, Joey? I didn't say nothing. I used to hate Oh, do you think that matters? How much for a hard art? No I want this I love it I Changed zero lyrics It's true Thank you to Adam Nox's John for making that for us, but yes, Joey

1:43:04I'm retiring that for my show and I will give it to you and you can play it endlessly on your show Because that's all it is it's a minute of that I like it and it's great, but I think uh, who did that? Who was the nice person I made that? Of Nox's John I'll take you to the guy you were just motherfucking Oh, he motherfuck's me too. So I don't want to hear it Don't mean I mean it Joey doesn't need attention Here's Joey Joey showing Companies out there that he may be worth Investing in a sponsorship with I thought this is very good Joey Yeah, this is I just I don't know why we have to take a break for our sponsors. We'll be right back Be right back with our sponsors Do you like to smell good I know I do

1:44:09Try polo classic We also have Polo don't Was this in the horrors suit case? You know, yes, if you're feeling a really that's what I wanted to ask were all these perfumes in the hooker suitcase Oh, I know what as I said, I got I didn't mean the hooker sir Oh, you meant the other no not missing see your arm So wait you got these for Christmas. Yeah These are men sense. Yes Really sexy. You got polo sexy. Oh, put this on like before you get ready I've heard nice so let's pray at this That's a lot of spray just cologne on before you go to bed How was he going to bed? I didn't go to bed the next morning. I think that was up to the next morning Those eyes. Joey's a vampire. Yeah, sure. Joey's a vampire that smells amazing. I do smell good. They shower Like

1:45:12I'm getting my looks really back now soon. I believe there's the other 40 pounds out now. It's all the top marks in Hi, everybody Hi How are you I want to tell you about an experience I had yesterday. Oh, you're you're dentures and not in kill you I don't have any of my real teeth, but I have all my real teeth No, it looks like you're missing teeth here. I am missing a couple of these at the top. I am. I miss a two on the top I didn't know that I'm sorry. I hadn't pulled years ago Justice for Joey. I told her I just want to I want to grow and grow. Oh, let's Please go find I have to do I have to tell my throat gag me and then turn me upside down and fuck me so hard make the shit out of me. I swear it all over the Thank you so much

1:46:13Bitch that's what you are a flamer It's fantastic Joey Everything you do is fantastic to me. Yeah, right, right Where am I? Oh, there I am Ah, I hate this Um, I think there was one more thing Joey you sang a song during this show Not the AI song. I saw that But uh, you sang a song at some point Talking it was a song about karmic. Well, the other one was too Mm-hmm. What's up, bud shark unite You understand Rochi, I don't know why you think you're so fucking relevant about anything Okay Even fucking be dab with your day shut the fuck up rochi for sure rochi You're just a fucking bitch You ain't shit and the crew you used to be where it is even worse than you fuck off. Joey wants to touch

1:47:13Touch tip with karmic touch tip with karmic. No, no, I don't want to touch tips. I want to teach that motherfucker lesson Hey rochi, you know what? It's funny because you like to talk about dick all the time So I mean, it's okay if you're gay and you like the sucked dick, which we know you do Okay But you're not funny and you don't you don't you just you're old I didn't know that is that true rochi your gay and you love the suck dick No, no Joey's mixing up. I like to smoke facts. Uh, there you go Same thing. No, it's different. He means a cigarette Right, right You're so old news It's it's it's it's it's it's just Change your tune bitch. Get some new material. Okay blossom a little bit. You've went nowhere. Okay Drunken donut 23 38 Hi, he's too busy sucking on his mother tits. That's right. Thank you. Sure. Let's all say together Carmack exes sucking on his mama's titty

1:48:14While his daddy's down sucking on his balls And then gilly steps in with the strap on and in his ass He's bones and groans and says oh mama Is this how it's supposed to feel and then mama says we're back in the day when I was a good old horror Your daddy picked me out and I had all the new ports fuck me in the ass Yeah, so that's what I say about you Carmack and your mama and your daddy and your and your I The world famous comedian that runs your life Hey Now, but you're here to say that you're okay with Carmack now I can carry you the way you guys the bitch needs a fuck cup correct and no Then he fucked up because he's a pussy. This is too nice to go. What she made you change? I know I'm a I'm gonna go post on them to ball night too. Oh, you're gonna keep this up But you said that you're you don't really they love the rant. They love it. So I'm gonna go you know, I got a so this is all

1:49:17Perform it More performative. Yeah, more performance. Yeah, so you don't really have a problem with Carmack. I don't got a problem Nobody. I don't give a fuck don't you understand. I don't care never did I made a character that everybody thinks his dumb stupid can't read can't write and there's the dumbest box I did a good job in the character. I really did Yeah, oh, yeah, I forgot Joey's playing a character. Um, yeah, I predict that Joey will be on MLC with Carmack X play Friday. I agree And no, I don't want to be you're gonna kiss his ass next time you're on a stream with it. I I buried him once on mLC. I don't have to go do it again. Do I? You buried him Yeah, I think we being bred and ate him up the last time we were together just we of us. I don't remember that one Yeah, it was just a couple about a month ago. I think maybe more I don't know last episode I only remember when Carmack buried me When I was a little caveman and I'm mad about that. So I'm gonna fucking go after him because he fucking talk shit about you Thank you. You don't talk about my friend like that. Thank you. Who?

1:50:18Who's your friend? I'm gonna get away talking about my friend you my friend. Oh me Yeah, oh no, he can talk about me then How dare you consider us friends? Whatever um Okay, so real quick. I had uh May I don't I don't want to introduce the cigarette guy tonight I'm tired. I might do the cigarette guy's another time Jacob fucking Jones go go watch this guy He does reviews on cigarettes and goes to different places where he smokes cigarettes. He's more of a Saturday morning We asked for something. Yeah, I put it application in with a good gaming company like like boss what's his name does Oh, like boss man jack. Yeah, well they they're looking for people for this one website that have a whole kind of different games Is that the one you showed before Call that they own that game that the pool game is from them But they they got regular games like the games like that like boss band was paying So they're always looking to to get out the new games

1:51:19So they might I might strike a deal with them when they they supply me with the gambling money I get a percentage and they get a percentage and uh in live streaming So I'm talking to the company now Jason what do you think? Remember a couple of weeks ago you had joey on beat down alive and he was playing this um. Oh, yeah I spawned the like the billiards game. Yeah, he was making money. Yeah Oh joey you're gonna be like they're gonna sponsor you Yeah, I think they got some new stuff coming out and they I told him I got a live stream already and they and they like people They'll get little advertised for them So I think they're gonna make an offer but I told me like you got to pay the gambling You I don't put nothing on my pocket you pay all the gambling what you want me to do Whatever winnings I get you get a percentage and I keep the rest So they're gonna juice you Yeah, they're gonna juice me. Yeah, well that's what they do to him. He does the same thing Anybody that does that gamblers you that's what they're doing. They got to deal with the company They get gambling money every day and they get to keep it presented You gotta watch out for the rats though joey their rats are what ruined boss man's life What do you like a rat? He just was a degenerate. He let himself get ruined and he got caught with drugs, didn't he

1:52:22Boss man no drugs and I could fuck a gamble. There's no gambles legal in this country Shouldn't be right in ruins lives joey But I'm not gonna fuck if it's more lives and you're gonna have to be more better for me So joey is is that the same company you claimed that was the thing when you was at the laundry matter late to Sorry late November early December where you claimed you were waiting for them to Let's watch the show from my last calculations. There's over 5,000 different casino companies. So yeah, probably back then the one that wasn't interested But this is a different one. Yeah, but it's the same thing They weren't doing nothing then Some of them want to do something don't want to do it But there's a lot of them never want to do it now because they do games. They want to get them out promoted So baseball put out a video claiming that you were buying views. That's what you're waiting for I'd never bought a view of my life. I don't know how that's the fact. I would never first of all I don't have to number one and if someone's doing it, I asked them out to do it and I don't care

1:53:23Because I still average close to 100 anyhow by myself. So if someone's buying views. I don't know why they're doing it I asked them nicely. I don't care if they want to waste their money doing it. Let them do it. Okay. I still get more views in your fucking show legit Yeah, I didn't say you didn't okay good. I don't want you to tell them no fuck a lie on me again Who cares All right, I love roachie, but This is a girl I found on Instagram or she found me I guess because it just popped up somewhere But I think that she would be a perfect match for our JT and I wanted to get JT's thoughts on her That's just a glimpse. I got to restart it Does it start who are you talking to? Is that ice cream she's eating? Oh, I thought you were talking to Mississippi Hold on. I don't know if the I hate Instagram because it like mute automatically

1:54:24Damn, she's a lot like oh You gotta hear her hold on wait God damn it. Why is it mute? All right, they challenge updates will be on patreon I'm gonna be beating the slice record at my local pizza place. These are two massive 16-inch pizza. They said the most Someone's ever eaten in that place was one That's disgusting Joey It's very insulting. Yeah, I know Well, she's very beautiful, but you know what she's she's just at the border of not doing her She still could pull it off. So are you better get in the girl? You're gonna get the good love in there. Let you girl Don't worry. I would don't worry. Oh, she could pull it off my friend. Oh, she's still got that little appeal to her being that heavy, you know Like this girl's way more attractive to you JT and scar the hampton I think she's more attractive to all of us than scarly I think she's attracted to that pizza. That's what I'm saying. Oh woman that knows how to cook. All right

1:55:27She's about to down at least two 16-inch pizzas What that's 32 inches there. There's no way she's downing both boxes. I bet she does These huge 16-inch pizzas All right girl Why don't you have to show me that? Got like Joey No, Joey you're getting more thank you. I was gonna say you're probably smaller than her right now 36 way snow That's insane. I'm a 36 ways. I refuse to believe that now you're just making up no more Jack you want me to go show you and try him on No Yeah, why don't you take your pants off and model your underwear. What kind of underwear is you wear? Show us that okay Okay Is it me undies as you can get me undies right now using from the

1:56:30Yeah, it's like black so short so it don't matter anyhow. By the way this This fatso's Instagram is called stuffy bunny official I got sexy underwear out. He's looking to sign how it no fat mother fucker Like what you see the sign you see my once once he runs out of pills is gonna blow up like a blimp You see that Talking about your penis Why is your TV blocking something because I got because I got the camera on the floor of the ground no No, no, I mean the teat that monitor or TV you have on the wall. It looks like it's blocking a door No, no doors that there the doors next to it. No, no no. Yeah. That that's there. Don't double those are french stores And they both open with the little laugh show it with your camera Joey no. Yeah, yeah go back to what you were just showing us Hold on Yeah, but yeah, that TV's in front of the door Now, but the door there and you just take them you open the lock when you open that one door on the left

1:57:32You push the little thing down the last and then the French doors you can't you only have to open one Yeah, that's what I'm gonna say you can't I don't have the one that you open glasses right there What's the point of having French doors if you can't open both of them I can't open both of them you moron No, you'd hit the TV What are you talking about? It's not gonna hit the TV the door open. It's not on the doors on the frame Joey open the doors open both doors open. Ah, all right. Oh, that was blocking another door. What is that a window? Why did you put the TV there? Joe's house but living like he's still in our V. I mean What's my TV there because I like to watch fuckers call the PD and I don't want to go to the big TV But I would have all this wall space you couldn't use do you use the All right, I'm just saying it's an interesting choice of TV placement

1:58:36Like I put it where I can watch it otherwise I would have to put it too high and I'd be but my neck would be fucking crimped up Jerry also whilst you're showing stuff. Why have you gotten a mirror behind your chair because I'm hanging it somewhere and I put it there That's why because I haven't got to it yet a business. It's not hung on the wall Yeah, it's just on the floor. Yeah, stupid It's out of the way so I don't get yelled at because if I caught her right in the front room, so I put it by my office Let's see if JT's girlfriend can eat 36 Play the video I'm trying to get JT laid Wow wow these are some big pizzas. I was also gonna do until my jeans fell apart However, they kind of already

1:59:37Oh There she goes Nice Fucking good I think she's gonna be fine Oh, stretch it out there So you are part of a danger Why don't we got robbed What a tease JT would you take her to the beach and put a thong on her? Oh no, what am I stupid but I'll wrap that wrapper up Yeah, JT will have all the black guys after I'm sure she's already got that problem Jesus Christ That's not a like him I just might as well pop full of feet freaks about the pop. Oh, I watch I think I saw this one too. This is um she's eating I can't look at her about the pulp Oh 30 mince pies Rochie what's a mince pie Archie Yeah, they taste like rubbish

2:00:38Oh, that's all English food No, no, no, it's a seasonal thing. It's normally like round Christmas. Yeah, this is why talking about the truth Yeah, of course, it's my wife Joey. Yeah, yeah, okay, I thought so okay, we got it Joey. We heard it What is the taste like isn't there meat in it or something? No, there's no meat and minced meat No, no, there's no meat in the mince pie But honestly, I'm really tourist leave. Yeah, I'm a notoriously fussy. They taste rubbish But people really love them though. Yeah, but she's thinking that's funny. I thought they had meat in them because it meant me Yeah, I'm stupid They always stuffy. I'm gonna be having 30 mince pies. I hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas I have really really nice Christmas dinner. So yeah, 30 mince pies. Just a fit like Hmm, she has great eyes He does Yeah, they're great Got a mouth. She's ripping Yeah, I was gonna say that spider-man soup is ripping from the seams

2:01:40Trudy old chap It's barely holding on. I just noticed her arms too. I was looking at the gut, but now I see on her arms the Take my holiday now. Please excuse me. Yes, the more she eats you see the stretch and skin bigger and bigger Yes, take that. I understand the title ready to pop. Yep Take that roachie. Did you hear that? Tell him again, Josie. She used to be pod me while I take a holiday. Excuse me. I'll be back there I got a video chat. That is how you talk Let me guess part two on patreon Yo, remember the 90s. I feel like I'm about to pop She's I'll be on patreon and wish me luck All right, they're always on patreon. So there you go. I don't know how much I can watch this Big fat. Oh, but I'm still doing it. I don't know. I should put some fart sound effect in there, but I think that was okay. Yeah, I think that's just whether body the noise or body makes it. It was the chair

2:02:44It was the chair. It was the squeaking of the chair. Wait, can you try can you go back to it for a second sir? Uh, yeah, yeah, do a mashup Yeah, let's go back to it. GT's excited. I knew you like her Once it popped up on my thing. I was like uh-oh GT's gonna first there's one simmer to that, but it's a very flamboyant gay fat Mexican. Wait, what the hell did I call it? Oh, I know that oh Something like that. Yeah, yeah, he moves like a cow. Yeah, I follow that guy too Um Yeah, what the hell is his name What did I say her name was? I can't remember Fluffy something right Mrs. JT Yes, Mrs. JT. Uh, oh stuffy bunny official That was her Hold on, so yeah, hold on, hold it up But yes, I know who you're talking about as well. He's extremely flamboyant

2:03:46And he moves like a cow before every video It's fantastic Can we just go back to watching her? Yes, we are That's funny. Not really. I actually been following a guy that Raises cows or something. I don't even know how it ends up on my timeline Rufus rufus the cow Ralph, are you doing something or are you getting the picture of him? Or did you want me to do something with this? Oh Sorry Playing it challenge updates will be on patreon I'm gonna be beating the slice record at my local business. No, it's oh uh at the end It's at the you can't like scroll No, it's at the

2:04:47It's at the beginning Oh, that's fine Cover this on your shows before melting steals it from you Um, people know about rufus the cow in the chat. That's hilarious Rufus the cow. Yeah, I don't know how it ends up on my timeline. Yeah, there's guy He's got this crazy cow's Ideal zone. Yeah, I don't think I know rufus the cow um But yeah, I mean, it's it's just a fart sound effect. Yeah But the problem but the problem is if I reload the page to go to the beginning, it mutates it every time So there's that Um Okay, I know he's a bull. I'm sorry Oh, he's a bull. Oh rufus Wait, so rufus is the bull? Rufus and redford. Yeah And redford's the guy No, they're both uh balls What what are you watching this guy he feeds, you know, I think they're his and they uh they're they're crazy

2:05:52They're crazy creatures. I don't know. I don't I didn't know much about those animals until I started watching this Like I said, I don't even know how it ends up on my timeline. I just but I watch them now. I gotta look him up I have never heard of them. Yeah, yeah They believe you there's so many weirdos though on Instagram That I experienced like on a like just like that like they just pop up constantly Like there's this one kid uh, Jay shock 9 Have you ever seen her to that guy? Jay shock 9 And it's like It he looks like he has progeria But Not as alien like is he an eater? Yes, he's a mukbang he does I might have seen that guy then okay Jay shock 9 I just found out he kept popping up with other food creators on my thing

2:06:54Don't call them creators or whatever food content creators this kid He's like Tommy Jordan. Yes, he's like Tommy Jordan if he had progeria With mixed with a little Mario Bosco. Yeah with a little bit. Yeah. Yeah, there is some Mario Bosco too. Hold on. Let me see How the fuck did I make this full screen what is going on? Oh, here we go video. Oops. Sorry. Why did I click that? videos kfc Exploring the delicious world of chopped cheese Delicious Chinese food mukbang. I can't take this mukbang shit though It's so gross to me What do we we were covering some That guy that dressed as like a lizard or something where we threw all that one made mukbang mermaid Yeah, and it was disgusting, but I thought it was interesting That she went through all that makeup

2:07:54To do a character No, it was a dude I feel like there was a dude that played her husband or something or was her husband I'm pictures. Oh, but yeah, I definitely remember we were covering with a green face, right? Oh, Jay Thank you. Thank you roachy. Yes, he was like a green face dude. Yep That was in mukbang mermaid. Pretty sure It was a dude Do you remember I remember Cardiff Pretended to be that guy toad PhD somebody in check Thank you. Oh, no, he's not he doesn't. Oh, that's toad. No, toad doesn't do perfect Oh, shits. He shits in a bag on string. All right. All right, so this is him. I he seems young Oh, this guy we've covered this guy. No, we have it No way You sure that the harder train your dragon milk and Burger King. Let's get the muckin hit jackal clock dragon flame

2:08:57Firey mozzat elf rise sewing strawberry lemonade. I love this cup I'm sure I'm thinking of the flipper guy. Oh the guy with the no arms That's a real 86 hands Viking chocolates on day try the wapper first. I hope the bun tastes different Yeah, it's open The bun tastes a little bit different similar to the Adam's family one with some zester sauce on this plate What he's talking to who's there Joey is that your prostitute the other one Look for the keys Anyway, I don't know that yeah, but that kid pops up on my Instagram a lot and I just learned his name But he does it's a lot of that muck bang shit, but he looks interesting I got a new character to introduce you to the devil first. I'm thinking about I need your opinion Oh, please we would love to hear a new character. My first cousin Gregory is 30 how old is Gregory 30

2:09:59Is it same as Joey? How old is little Gregory? 31 32 Joey are we gonna are we gonna do a show about him based on his age? Can I tell you what's wrong? You're bad Yeah, so where are you gonna tell him no I told me yeah Yeah, but I'm gonna put him in the show Oh my god, so we're gonna all be laughing at a guy with ms now. You got a bad too, Ben Jesus girl and then your deaf daughter is gonna be in the background rocking back and forth In the chair talking to herself

2:11:00Cat a lot of misfits Joey, what is what is this affliction like what is he? I haven't seen him in a few years. It's my my mother's brother's son, but he got that best real bad When he walks down the street Until the cops see it's him because he walk because he's like walk drunk like he's drunk and he don't drink He's just got it bad. He's real bad. He's I feel bad for the kid man. We already have Johnny crutches He's worse than Johnny ever could be. No, but yeah, let's think this to bring him on to a dab of her show Yeah, why would you do that to him? I'm not gonna do it, but he asked me I don't know what he asked me if he could you just said you were I mean, I'm in debating if I if I could handle that responsibility I just said this guy has had ms. He's gonna be And in his when I was when I was a kid when when I left home earlier It's his his my mother's brother gave me gave me give me shelter. Let me let me have the basement apartment in his building So now you're gonna put him on YouTube before we all laugh at all. I don't want to put him on YouTube I'm just saying I'm sure you know what said I beat a right family man and let him come live with me

2:12:04Yeah, are you gonna? Are you gonna have to like wipe his ass and shit? No, my wife's gonna do that She's gonna she's gonna I'm not wait. Will she get paid for that like she'll be hired. Yeah, he said she could take $100 a month Well, what that's it That's it. That's it. That's not worth it. They paid from the state. He's caretaker. Yeah, how close is he to you? He's my first cousin my first cousin. Yeah, but if you can get like five more Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. That's gotta be worry. I don't know. He just says he can't he nobody at home They all they all deserted him everybody turned on him and he knows that you know growing up I always looked out for him, you know, isn't there a reason maybe but saw is there besides the ms No, or is it just the ms that everyone has turned their back? Imagine he's a he's got ms, but he's also I don't know that's what I'm trying to find out The biggest asshole Everybody's just own him and they does he fucking hear us. He just talks over everyone. He just Well, did you say imagine as ms? He's the world's giant giant digger's puns biggest

2:13:06Everyone hates him. Nobody likes it. Joey, if you do that, that's amazing. I love you, but if you probably not you're probably gonna If I'm gonna murder him and just collect checks No, I there you go again. I would never hurt him, but I'm just saying I I think you know, I just want to make sure it's a lot of responsibility. That's a lot Yeah, don't do this. I'm telling you right now. You don't want to get involved with this Yeah, but the state will pay him pay jellies certain amount of $800 bucks a month. It's not worth it I'm on Joey site here Joey Do that and bring him on with your daughter when she comes out of prison because you're gonna give your daughter a shot It's gonna be great. My daughter only just can't hear. She's could look in. She's smart. You know, so, you know Yeah, she's why I was gonna say JT I'm gonna see where my daughter Like someone asked me today, Brennan said would you let her go? What a guy like Mike machete? He apps 110% I would because I know he treated like a queen. He'd be loyal to her Yeah, I would that's why I want it spider would if the spider was kind like roachie

2:14:08No, absolutely not What about JT? I don't know really no JT but he seems like a like a good guy You know, I mean, I think he would be if he fell in love with somebody. He would love him. You know JT better than you know Mike But Shetty Like come on at least you hear JT once a week Would be make good husband material. I agree with that my ex-wife said the same thing I'm saying you never know Real quick. I don't believe this but that uh shock What was it nine? Shock nine or whatever has a video called first-time trying McDonald's and if this is a lie I don't think that creator should be able to make Titles like this Because I want to really see his first-time trying McDonald's or someone's first time. Oh actually. I do I follow another Instagram uh account where it's Pakistan-y tribal women trying Foods for the first time you never saw Derek then on an Instagram, huh? Oh, you missed it every day. Who's Derek

2:15:12Do you know who Derek is? Oh my god now. We're off to another tangent. Who's Derek you have Yeah, we're kind of diseases. Yeah, he's hilarious. He makes a meeting me of him And he's he's fucking funny him and his dad come burst back and forth. He's funny himself. Oh my god Why do you just say thing? You just say things the same things because you feel like you ever Say anything in a second. You talk about the people. I've done it. I'm here. I understand these These are videos your grandmother is going to send you as soon as she gets Facebook This guy looks like you got metapalm. You're seeing Derek You're seeing this Derek All right, I know that's why it's like what It's not even what we're talking about does he have any kind of medical affliction? Yeah, what Go look and see Derek His name is just Derek Hey, what's Derek's name? Derek is Derek's name. I don't know. His name is Derek the funny guy that you listen to all that. Yeah, is this your cousin with MS

2:16:14Derek who? Derek Banks Derek Banks Derek Banks Yeah, let me play this Facebook on Facebook Facebook who has Facebook But all his videos about Facebook I seriously don't have a Facebook. I would have to Make an account. Anyway, here's this J Shock 9 guy. The video is titled my first time trying McDonald's I don't believe it though. Try McDonald's. Let's hit the bucket. It's y'all clock Got something called a big man. Let's try it. He's lying. He's a liar People Big man. Yeah, he drives a Tesla Only those of us who look as cool as him eat McDonald's out of our Tesla's Next up we got a first one. This must be what it's like when people watch me eating my Tesla

2:17:14What a fish got fish some white sauce. Check if there's a hair. I'm telling you I must have had 99 billion burgers in my life at McDonald's. I've never had a hair in my McDonald's and I'm so disgusted But I'm kind of I'm kind of getting hungry watching this Oh, he's so gross Oh, let a fish lapse. I think they gave me some sauce or something for the sandwich. It's called sweet and soury. Let's try it That's what a nugget's told me He's lying. He's faking He called it a big man sandwich Who tips sweet and sour would a fish like I'm again, I think I've had the fish fillet once. I don't know when it tastes like Okay, sir. What? Joey Joey's fucking hit a home run here. He's found someone. What was his name? I'm putting it in the private chat Oh, you're just gonna. Oh, oh Joey. Do you want to just post it? No, I think you got to play this sir

2:18:17Okay Uh, all right hold on share this tab instead. Oh, this is this is huge sir This is Jason Banks. It's the characters Derrick's oh the characters. Okay. Okay. Okay I know nothing about this which one should I play first one sir? Just play the first stop him This is him the third one's him. That's him just one here And those are him that's him But Joey quiet. Joey. Okay, Joey you realize that those are all pictures of the same person, right You What is the one point them out to me? Where's the ones with him doing the funny stuff? Hey, so that's the one. That's the one. You don't play the first one. You don't see you A lot of trouble. Objection. There's no one people do that in court. Yeah, I know This is how he acts and you're a snitch bro. No, this is how he acts in school. I'm serious. That's my dang take you No, seriously, there's one of the most What? What? What are you talking about huh? Reels put reels. What are reels?

2:19:17Joey, Joey he just talks over the whole fucking day. It's unbelievable Joey, you're really sure you want to do this broadcasting thing You don't seem to understand you have to stop talking while things are playing or other people are talking Sorry, how can you be so bad at this? How could you think this was fucking and how could you think this is funny? Yeah, I want to kill you I think the guy that she's trying to tell you what my wife's on here trying to tell you would find them Oh, this isn't the guy Yeah, listen to mr. C she'll get you to the right place reels reels his name is riles On Facebook to Facebook and then go to your reels. I don't have a Facebook maniac Nobody has Facebook Well, sorry Yeah, this is it Well, I typed Derek Banks and the same guy came up Jason. I would I lied to you and make you said something. It's not funny Here you're

2:20:18Okay, well, I'm not worried about it. This guy has 1.7 million followers Jesus, well, I don't even know what we played because Joey talked over the whole thing. What's playing it? Oh, so today your son caused a lot of trouble objection there. Remember when people do that in court Yeah, I know this is how he acts and you're a snitch bro There's this is how he acts in school. I'm serious. I should have my gang take you out seriously there One of the most dangerous gangs that I've ever walked a stream. I'm happy. Go. What? Try to get around house huh? I'm a girl scout. I'm serious. Would you be interested in my These That was it right that's the guy It's what he does is he puts a character and it's like a voiceover and then uh I don't know if he's like a little kid. It's like a little kid. Oh Yeah, not exactly what we just saw that was dog shit Yes, no, I just saw okay. No, that was a character. He looks like he's like a little kid or something No, he got away and he looks like a real little kid. He talks with dad and it's just funny. It's how that's what we watched No, you watch him that was he wasn't he just

2:21:20I said he was bigger than I thought he's a small little character Now I got to find my pat and now you wasted the time I was gonna find my Pakistani women trying uh foods Trying fast foods for the first time The guy's got 1.7 million people. You not even know. It makes me sick Yeah, they're all ten year old love everyone today. I'm gonna review the Taco Bell steak cheesy dipping burritos. So let's just Ethan Hubert um, I'm just gonna be honest with you here This is a little disappointing. All right, I would have liked a little more filling in this And this is all that they give you they don't give you a lot It has a taste bad by any means But I feel like I am getting ripped off I don't have to give this a 4.5 out of 10 anyways, subscribe to my youtube channel fall by tiktok and instagram. They know we will see next

2:22:25All right, all right, I gotta get out of here um I'll try and find the uh the tribal women who try fast food For Saturday and maybe we'll talk about the guy who's obsessed with smoking cigarettes in different places and filming it um, yes Did you hear the other big news? What's the big news spy report spy report That McDonald's in Canada has dropped the price of a McValue meal to five dollars What Canadian? What comes with uh McValue meal A junior chicken a McDouble or a chicken snack wrap bundle a small fries and a fountain drink Yeah, we got those here. We got that here and we got chicken nugget We got a five-dollar bag and a six-dollar bag here I would you know that Jerry if you lose him weight Because I do know that because other family members that they're that they eat it tell me I know it because I'm not losing weight What do you think because I lose the weight? I don't know the fucking prices. We're going for food He's got a McDonald's like

2:23:27No, I don't live there no more member. I live in a house style. Remember does your inject your injection thing come with like the McDonald's coupons? No, they try to get me by injecting you you want to watch me get my injection on your You can do it right now. Yeah, right now What do you guys have in your belly? No, my arm. You want to see it or not? Well, that's not your none your arm. I want to see in your belly Do you know my belly babe All right, do it on my belly It's all your muscles. Yeah, the last one to 10 milligrams the last one to the next week I start to 12.5 Telling not to fill up Because I'm tired of him telling me fucking that I he could go to the right video and he may always make me look bad You're upping your dosage Well, yeah, I think I you go every two months you up to a dollar. I started at 2.5 milligrams now next week I go to 12.5 the highest doses is 15 milligrams You're supposed to go the other way What I went 2.5 5 7.5 10. That's what I'm on now 12.5 next weekend and 15 to last two months three months or whatever I do for

2:24:36Is she gonna stick? Yeah, yeah, she's getting she's getting the alcohol to make sure she you know, she's She's feeling she's feeling the syringe with air. That's what she's doing She said I should go on my arm. It's not good to go on my muscle. My muscle is a muscle Yeah, I'll be it's an I am injection. I thought you have a six pack now. I didn't say I never said I had six bags that I'm getting there I love her you can I'm a muscular injection into your belly So you guys you're gonna put this up there. I gotta put this camera on. Okay, here we go. All right, here we go Put in that stomach Joey. You want to put mine? Hi Mrs. Say Okay, so show them the page show them the pen what it looks like. This is that bound See same as same as the other double the Olympics. He that's it Yeah, you can't do that yourself. God people are lazy Well, he can't hear us. He's a garbage. He's just me or she shaped like how it's the top

2:25:36This is Joey going to the gym Hey, that one hurt but he runs out of these. It's gonna blow up. Yeah, he's gone. She's empty now See how that needle is. Bim goes in my arm boom. That's insane me Did you that's funny? That's funny. Yeah, what's that you don't look like that? What did she hear? What you saw there's got a picture. Oh, she's taking a walk they can see it Yeah, I didn't put that up card him put that up. Of course he did. How dare he did goodbye. So that was like a workout for you Joey No, I just kidding. No, that's it. That's it. Every week I do that shot and then It just takes away your cravings. Read man. You just you got no appetite It's fantastic here in your food. It'll take a craving the way also Would you do that? Me? Yeah, you know, I'm not that fat But if you got that fat, would you do that? I mean, I guess if I got to a point where I couldn't unhealthy and you're gonna die. Yeah, you'll do it. I guess so

2:26:39But when you stop when you stop doing your injections all that cravings gonna come back No, no because I that's the whole thing. I'm training myself with the proper foods So I'll just stand my regimen. I got to stick to it. That's all I like what I eat what I'm what I'm doing I eat every day So I'm fine with it and I know now in my head because my head my mind is right I don't need to eat a overeat food. I know I need so much nutrition a day and it's gonna keep me healthy So I'm okay with that as long as your brain is pro-programmed, right? You can't miss So you're doomed is what you're saying Yeah, I'm doomed. I'm not doomed. I'm gonna listen In April, I will be looking like I'm 25. I promise you No, but your brain won't be programs, right? I I'm right in the mind now. That's why I'm able to do and be responsible and then and change my life I'm a senior fucking citizen. I got grandkids. I have to act accordingly. You understand? Got AARP Yeah, I don't get AARP, motherfucker. I got to send your senior citizen. I have a senior citizen according to Florida 55 years senior citizen of Florida

2:27:42Oh, you're talking about those. Yeah, you can live in one of those communities or whatever with no kids Fantastic. All right, let's get to the end of the show. Everyone's favorite part the super tips and super chats I'm I was still trying to find my Pakistani tribal women who try fast food for the first time and I can't find them You got to turn on the super chat machine. I got it to turn on the suit Can you just type in Birmingham into Instagram don't they come up who? Birmingham Birmingham English I'm trying. What does that mean? Is that in touch? Oh, I'm sorry. I know. I'm not even on the joke. I don't know um Thank you everybody for your generosity and hanging out with us. This is a very stupid show. Oh these are Joey's super chats Nick and Fort Wayne Rack and Joey see What do you mean they're Joey's super chat? You're going to Joey's channel. I remember seeing uh

2:28:45Somebody's super chats were popping up there too. Oh Jack Samson. I like when the show is Rocco Joey CNOJ basically the more Italians the better It's disgusting stinks grease balls Joey uh square Joey looks exactly like mr. Lunt look it up fatass fatass mr. Lunt I don't know who mr. Lunt is I'll have to look it up. I promise. Oh, yo, yo, what's up my nickers? Oscar Turner called me from China and said the hogs there are better than his loser ex dad Fuck SJ fuck Ava fuck Keanu long live captain Alex long live captain now um Mr. Lunt looks like the pee Uh red I'll be an AC. I just don't want hitman dan's monster wife to give me COVID again. She was horrifying John hasn't mentioned AC at all

2:29:46Yeah, there's mr. He said if he's paid he was trying to get Vince to pay him to go. Oh, he's trying to give and Vince will pay him So maybe John will be there So if you want to dunk on John early come to AC super bowl weekend The beautiful boy gotta I don't know the dates super bowl weekend great. There won't be no Chad. He'll be performing with flority in that Saturday and Put kipsy. Oh, that's right. I forgot you were supposed to come in with a spireport about that. Yes. Yeah It does seem as though Chad will not be an AC Because he will be in the kipsy on what Friday Saturday, oh Saturday, and then he'll go right to florin deans Because he's performing with florin de Yeah, it's florin with special guest Chad zoomak roomy chip towing around the basement That's right. Will we see any more pictures of Chad on his tippy toes Uh, that was two years ago. That's crazy

2:30:49Very crazy. Uh, good red hope to see you. Well, I will see you there Very close less than a month away from super bowl Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, my nickers Mrs. C gets her dirt box stink wallet and mouth stuffed with bbc and the resulting cocoa butter loads Which funds my latest storage locker bullshit That's not true. I'm funding his latest storage locker bullshit But we are so um Get on that joey Stop bidding on lockers until we're 20 minutes from the mending. Okay, okay Or I bet or bid them up. I don't know. I don't know how this works. You're right. Yeah What do you mean? What's wrong with you? Not even a share of the profits. He gets from No, I don't want any of that. Joey can Joey can even if Joey finds a million dollar Well, maybe if you find a million dollar something I'll want some of that, but no, I don't want anything from whatever Joey sells

2:31:53Whatever Joey finds is his He's also responsible for getting rid of it. I don't want to hear him bitching. What the hell am I gonna do with six mattresses? I didn't just so you get the content You get that video. Yes, all right. Everybody did last time. We uh, you dropped them on the freeway Oh Manchester's in the furniture What I'm freeway Hey, you know, I almost got to clean up that shit those people that go around and clean it highways. They got to have work Yeah, you're the assholes that leave the shit out there. What do you talk about? You got to pay them They sit around and do nothing all day. That doesn't know. No, no, that's not how the outside of the government works That doesn't mean when you see me if I sit around out of the jobs Like this. I will have a pocket job Government of Paris they earn their money. That's all I did get the fuck out. I can't believe you really did that You fucking scumbag I do it for the bad reason today. You have something That's what you call scumbags are people that fucking do that shit on the highway man

2:32:55Why you were for the fucking state? Call new ports and no gas, too. They do that shit also. Joey. Would you feel the same way about the police officer If they caught you dumping your mattress on the freeway and they either arrested you or Be catches me. What am I gonna do? I'm gonna fucking I go to jail get arrested about myself. Oh, what am I gonna do? You be catches me catches me What am I gonna do? Oh, okay? I want to take all my shit just throw them outside your house because you know I got Catch me to catch me People get a couple Mexicans. They'll come and clean it up for me. I don't care I have a feeling if you got caught doing that you wouldn't feel that way with the cop I feel like you'd be a little pissed off and If I get if I'm coming up to get caught then I'm then I fucking then I should go just face the music Okay, and I'm not gonna get caught so because and I did it and I went back and picked up three of them and actually they blew off So I did that to them in the lake though He didn't pick up any of them Joey Because he pulled us over and he goes because he goes good in your stuff because I thought you were gonna keep going

2:33:57I go no, I just had to say play if I that's what saved me stop I saw the cop coming and I knew we saw them blow off But we find a push to we kind of help them blow off, but he didn't see that part So I had to go back and play it off because why are you a business with this guy? We tied him up and everything I had a choice. I went with the jail Joey if we rent the truck you have to rent the truck and pay for it and I'll reimburse you It's gonna be a great name Yeah, but I don't I don't want to give anyone a credit card I don't want to have a credit card on file The positive same thing don't bet you need a credit card you can pick cash deposit where you are These gonna rape you I just don't want I promise you one day and you my reputation of paying people when they when they were working I'm not gonna fuck you. This is business. Okay, I would never but I also know how you are with rental cars What if you decide to keep you I know that's an old man. That was a year ago

2:35:00That's what if the nothing was paid for but never cheated that one the truck I had I used to take them and I never return them till they fucking found them. That's years ago. That's the old me That was you know when I was younger I would never do that shit now, man. Okay Oh still I want you to put all three Whenever you want to do it, I'll do it. I don't care. I'll reimburse you. Okay You want to do this? I we agree to the you get the content I'm not gonna do you wrong, man. You're my friend man. You just hold time. I've been on the fucking YouTube man I love you Well, thank you. Oh, I'm just you know, I'm just saying I mean, you know I'm the fucking opposite of what they say you sat down and you hung out with me. You know me I don't know many people who would just dump a mattress on the highway I know the kind of people that do shit like that

2:36:02We have to take them out of there. They're not people. I'm gonna trust to go in some business deal worth. I'll tell you that Listen to me. It ain't like that. Here's what happened. I don't want to tell you all that So tight access at the store They they fucking find you if you put them in their dumpster Which is a garbage can it's gonna get picked up so they fucking force you to take this shit out So I didn't tie them right. I knew I knew if I left it loose nobody knew that Christine didn't know and she goes. Yeah, they're trying to get the super tips If one asshole throws the shit in their dumpster, you got a hundred units throwing their shit in my dumpster But it's still I fucking hate them for it God damn dude. How can you go on business with this fucking guy? Because I like to do business straight. I'm not gonna fuck him would straighten my ass Because he's gold. He's gold. He's gonna be amazing I could listen to JT and Joey argue all day me too Joey Joey do you do anything because you bat you funding him in his little adventure Joey's like holy shit. I came when I got this sucker to do this

2:37:05Well, I know I did I did I came to Joey. I want to do more storage pours episodes So if Yeah, I'll do it. I said okay. I got no problem. He wants to keep on to add to them He wants to be me be me be courted. He'll take the content and he's gonna make a series. I okay fine I'm not I mean he came to me. I didn't approach nobody. I don't need nobody JT I got my own fucking money you understand Yeah, dick All right, then you better start start working jelly, but again, yeah, it's gonna work Again, Joey gets to keep everything he makes out of the lockers. I don't want any of that all I want is the recorded content And I told Joey he just has to Price more things like everything he sees he has to say like oh, we can get five bucks for that Because we have to be able to tally things up in the end right yeah, if Joe you can't go on Kevin show Tell him all about your storage you and it's all oh, yeah, yeah, yeah

2:38:07I was already up there. I said he's got the first I didn't give him anything in the coming up You're just showing talent mlc Yeah, he's gonna reveal what he wants. I would not do that unless you already had it out and it was public knowledge Okay, no, I gotta get he's gonna get mad at road I'm not a good man. It's nobody. Okay, you're gonna get mad at roach. It ain't gonna start telling everybody about what you found out the story I can't do that now on my showcase to rock with edits and puts it up something that I can But dr. Steve's right dr. Steve gave you some money to buy storage unit and I gave you money You got three hundred dollars to buy In the hole you're going to say this is for storage units or or Merry Christmas do whatever you want with it. That's what's your exact word. That's the same thing. All right I have the money to use that for the finished old if you want to keep you Joe Let's keep fucking right that you just gave up dr. Steve, which I didn't Well, no dr. Steve just wrote in all right. I did I did I did put him because he didn't care

2:39:11Yeah, you put another investor then I'll never tell you who it is you put dr. Steve in the description. I said that I just remembered I put it well roachie had a question. Oh god. Here we go. How much did that fool give you Joey? No, that's what I don't know But dr. Steve in our chat earlier Dr. I haven't talked to that why don't know Dr. Steve I was gonna talk to you because I need a narrator for storage pores So I was gonna have you narrate it And I figure since you're listening now. I'll just ask you here, but yeah To put a gag order on Joey This video he can he's gonna take the best and if I do it the way he wants it He's gonna make it a fucking big big big thing man, and that's why I said fuck it He gets a kind of but he's still gonna build my name up even better So fine Dr. Steve I was probably gonna have you narrate it as myrtle too Um

2:40:12But yeah, dr. Steve uh You're definitely gonna be a part of storage wars and yeah, I forgot you did say that dr. Steve did give you money towards A storage lockers. Well, I did I remember now because he didn't say keep it up now. So I said I said I want to thank my sponsor I said I thanked him and I think to be devil. Yeah, but you didn't get a locker We tried we do is the shit last week. Okay But that's what saying so you have a little extra money you This was your idea. I only had a couple hundred dollars. So I want it plus you got to put the So I said I can't buy that expensive, but I can go fifty-sixty dollars They're just was shit last week. I didn't know you were putting in any money at all I didn't know you're putting in any money at all. I thought I was just putting money in but then I remember Oh, yeah, dr. Steve gave you some money Yeah, exactly he never mentioned it now until I recognize him as a sponsor. I don't know if he's gonna want to all that me to go to ride he'd been and give them more ammo to say oh You're just thinking of all the stuff you don't know yet

2:41:14Anyway, Joey, it's gonna be amazing storage what storage pours episodes coming soon You got a big thumbs up from Kevin about that title. He said it was a genius. Of course. It's genius too. He made it I said that it was very genius Kevin Next Awesome ace z if Joey keeps getting distracted with stuff on his desk Just do what Tom Brennan does to Perry drunkenly threatened him by saying that you're taking away his money in home All right, I will he stopped banging, but yes, Joey those very distracted You I was gonna send to you What You ever hear a Wade Vatican? Who? He's a he's a mentally challenged kid that's a 40 years old and he's a he's a he's a he's still a batboy That's he moving in Moving in No, he's he's made way back to the youtube channel. I don't know if he has youtube, but Wade Vatican

2:42:16I put him on youtube and his videos come up The one where they gave him the key to the city and no, we'll be all bamboon again He rides a baseball bat around the by around the bases every time a player hit the home run That's the job you should do right Yeah, but I was a normal batboy. He he he's actual title is he's the on deck circle manager. Yeah Do you get more money for wiping his ass because he's famous? Let me tell you that kid was smart. I he's coming to my locker room get there in the morning He already be there watch a jeopardy and shows like that and before the fucking they asked the question. He already knew This was going in Where did this come from? Catalanos to put that money to good use. Thank you, Joseph for sparing me the notoriety Yes, no, we had to stop when they were on the road during baseball at the stop at a random stranger's house so they could watch jeopardy Yes, is that what happened? No, I know that's what but he's just like rain man. Why I'm telling you this kid is a rain man I don't think he could piece of amazing this kid. He's 40 years old, but he's still a batboy

2:43:19He works for the well the man mobile baby is closed up. That's where he lives So now he works for the team in Florida Fascinating Joey. Yeah, Joey. Don't worry about the 200 doctor Steve gave you use that for whatever. I'm kidding I'm not going to make you do that Another $5 for your presidential campaign, Joey BTW you don't have sht on car mix Shout out to the first meth head yard president Tookie Felicia's control over car mix is wild Yeah, I can't believe he's talking back. What what do you think about when you're a math What do you have? You're very creative. You like to tear electronics apart and rebuild That's one of the main things that makes you do Why let electronics? I the the motorcycle. Okay, that makes sense Yeah, shut the fuck up. I would case you was thinking we was ripping apart computers. Yes. Yes Why is it always specifically electronics? I don't know It's just you want to rebuild something bigger and better, you know Weird

2:44:19Out of the electrical knowledge and you clean you clean your house Yes, I gotta go sir. All right. Thank you Ralph. Everyone go follow Ralph at Cardiff elect I love you Ralph at cardiff elect on twitter and youtube and of course patreon.com slash cardiff electric Show Thursday I don't know. Maybe all right. There you go. We got a maybe can you break all right. Thank you for hanging out And yes that we have a new character everyone has a new character or I don't know about everyone But there is a new character named slavering wand and You could try him out on the super tip dot gg slash tookey and he's fantastic I'm glad you are still doing shows Despite the embarrassment you felt From the reveal of that acting reel that you sent all over hollywood

2:45:21And having your child Bring you red bulls. No Very shameful Look like an idiot compared to stuttering john looking at all the stupid things I've done MMC five bucks. What kind of pickle would this country have to be in for everyone to vote for joe c I'm gonna go hard for joe c here in calorado. I know that There he is. I put it on the bottom toki for you. You jumped you you want to play weight Vatican is there Okay, I'll we'll save it for the end. We'll leave everybody at the edge of their seats to see the great Wade Harrigan What is it one did I got a hooker for the players put all the money in for me to get it and I made it like a story book Like he was have got a date and she she He corded him and everything. I did it. And then you stole the hooker suit case and sold all her stuff I it's a the players wanted him to get laid and uh, he's you know his problem is you know, it's a long story But he his brain can't signal it so when he got a heart on he stayed hard for hours And I know in the hooker state for hours on her own

2:46:24We were there a videotape it from my apartment to players so they can goof on them That's a weak How old was this kid at the time he was 30. I think he was 30 Did he know you speed video And he was and she she she had him in the living room and and she when she finished and I had a drop off I said well she goes all right you two terms of service That's just horrible. Do we have the video somewhere? I don't have players Whoever players have I had in that year hit that can we get it from that boy guy No Brandon wasn't no he though. This was in the morning boy No Brandon Brandon worked all never worked in the mind. He's always worked in the big leaves So if you call the Texas Rangers and ask for Brian Boyd Brand don't oh Brandon Boyd don't ask him about the retarded bat boy You know he was no wait. He wouldn't no way. He never worked in the mind of leagues I worked that that was a double. Oh, okay. I got you All right. Thank you. He's so horny. I'm just hearing on Twitter. Joey gripped his daughter. No. Yeah

2:47:27I don't know. Okay. Yeah No, he did not. Oh Hola, señor catalano. You're having a good idea You have a friend say Yamatouki? Yeah, I know Tuki I know Rocco too So when you know you know, you know, oh just very good. So listening to me I own a storage unit and they put in it for sale So listening to me you buy hot storage pours Overpay and we split in the money Sounds great. I'll bid on it right now. How much time is left on the auction? Uh let me Uh, oh 48 hours. Let me start bidding now bring it up to a thousand by morning. Right Dios mío pero he no going to take anything inside. It's so es mío I'm just turning off. You can pretend you're winning but it's mine. Okay Gracias. Give me the model. Oh, por favor

2:48:28Thank you. Thank you ghost crusaders TV. Oh, that was good. Couch broccoli five bucks. Uh, one hour six 40 is where they trash you on point double point. My super tip never played last week Still love you more than a friend. Oh, sorry couch broccoli Uh, one hour six minutes and 40 seconds. Okay, we'll get it for Saturday. We'll watch on Saturday. I promise Straight up my penis has a nail The whole that I'm reading my cousin is 30 Is he 30? Christina is he the same age as Dominic No No, he's not are you nuts? He can't be the same age as Dominic Well, I guess he is the same age as Dominic Oh, well anyway, he has a chronic illness What Christina? He doesn't have a chronic illness Yes, he does Yes, he does. I'm telling you he does

2:49:28Oh, okay, you're right It's the way Hello Dominic how old are you? No way. No way. I figured you were at least 30. He's 34, Dominic. When is your birthday? No way I thought it was in September. Yeah, right. Do you know Derek Banks on Facebook? That's good though Thank you, Dr. Steve Dr. Awesome of Geno B and Joey see yeah, I got a show together this way we could avoid two birds with one stone Would you do a show with Geno? I never do one with me. He thinks he's way above me Why not your way above Geno you get over 100 something you don't think that he would never he would he would never do it show me He made that I think he would I don't know. Oh really please mute Joey again Sorry yo yo yo yo yo yo yo I stubbed my toe on one the locker doors and my gout foot is now swollen Your mother fuckers talking all that shit my wig is Lou demonstra and spider will who?

2:50:32Oh, yeah, I see you. Are you still at war with Lou? No, I mean we just We were we went on a show the other day they brought me on the ties back Kai and Lou got back together the early original morning show the sick so they they invited me on and uh with cornered Oh What oh did someone else mute him Oh, wait, why'd you got muted? I don't know Kai Lewin cool All right, I think it's I think I know All right, thank you Joey Kathy kickass JT is the only true talent on the show. That's right Thank you for being thank you for being a member for 31 months Rudolph Coco Coco member for three months race sucks Where's Ray has Ray been doing stuff? Appline mic gifted 20 pedabler network members. It's why Stop it blind Mike. Thank you though. Thank you for having tookie on You don't have to do this is a ridiculous. I did that's all going straight to Joey storage units

2:51:34Yes, thank you everyone. You're all contributing to the next storage pause episode We're trying to branch out trying to get that uh storage unit The audience. I don't know. Do people still watch storage unit things They're probably all over YouTube. I don't look for them Call him into now Colin madden member for 26 months rest in power spider alimar Colin madden also gifted one b-dabler network membership. How is spider Joey? Yeah What yeah, no, I didn't say b spider. I said how is spider? He's good. He's good They just him and me see you the show the other day Oh, that's right. Yeah, yeah, I saw that Was it good JT? They were like I think they were talking about some politics stuff And they brought up the shooting of that woman for nice. Oh wait Did you say no Joey when I said wasn't any good? Yeah, it wasn't good. I banged it like that

2:52:34On the top of the year I thought that was you that's horrible. You should be supporting your wife and uh I knew but this was it was her horrible. They lost the fucking whatever they had 120 people in the chat room They lost them. They were losing them. I had to get out of there Uh dang lizard remember for 29 months. I thought Joey doesn't know sign language. Yeah, I actually thought I do know some I don't know proper and cupcake got me a teacher that's gonna start teaching me I thought you hated cupcake. He's my campaign manager. We made a man. She Out of his way to get me a sign language instructor. Excuse me next bro. She will be his vice president Right. I got to find a vice president. I don't know who I can get to convince the We're gonna lose but I need someone that they'll believe in the cause. Oh, you need a runner mate I have to have one if I go in these states somebody states gonna require you to have a vice president No, about to keep It could be serious. I mean this is not a joke. I mean, I'm really gonna make the effort I know we can't win but it's a lot of work. I need someone that's gonna run his vice president Do you need like a social security number and stuff or could we literally have to keep it?

2:53:37They don't I don't think you can have too. I don't think you can be as a joke. We got to have a third There's don't let this mayor. I mean There's god. Hey, is it true Michael rapper porch running for mayor in New York They just had the election. Yeah, I mean, it's a little late a few years to go PA podcast member 60 months Joey rules. Yes, Joey does rule. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you He's in politics. He used to be he's in Nevada. He goes to Hackamani. He can't eat. What? Yes, PA podcast you get a follow you got to know how Joey's brain works He was talking about PA podcast. Yes, he's from Nevada. Very nice man. What was his name? Chris Yes, yes, that is it. Ah, see I remember you I can't wait to see again at Hackamaniah 3. Hack to the future Who Chris Oh Someone keeps the muting Joey I think I get the get the idea. Oh Jay wants to get out of here. I want to get out of here too

2:54:38Nick and Fort Wayne member for 10 months. Joey see is better than toki. I agree Marty gum Member for 60 months. It can't get funnier than call the Texas Rangers. I'm calling you how to get into to call him If you do what I tell you don't run to call Oh You're crazy. Why do you want people calling the Texas Rangers? I don't like When I'm telling you fucking something that happened But but don't you think that This can burn 2003 23 years ago. How do we know Brian Boyd or Brandon Boyd even still works there? Well, he's just a few years ago. Just got made the head guy those guys stay in those jobs for life. They make big money man He's the head sock washer now. He's the head clubhouse manager He runs the whole Texas Ranger locker room every day Travels with him every where they go every day. He's a quick man to go down a road with him every day Joey, why don't you get him on your show? Brandon I haven't talked to Brandon. Be honest with you since 2010 the last time I talked to him

2:55:38so Brandon Boyd last year I was with the Rangers. I haven't talked to him since and he just got the job Think but like 10 years ago. I think he got it the head job. All right Joey. Let's look. He read Sorry, job Dustin McDaniel P 70 became a YouTube member. Thank you. Dustin McDaniel Brian workman Is a member for 23 months free stabby. Yes, she is almost free. She's coming like Michael Myers Cookie for two key member for 30 months. Joey. Look great. How are your farts? Love you more than a friend. Thank you. Yeah. Farts are doing well Wait, does that stuff normally make people's farts smell really bad or something? No, no, no You do look good Joey. Thank you. Thank you. But that's the thing. Do you have to now stay on this stuff the rest of your life? Or you just I don't think I don't know how long though. I don't know how long they'll let you stay on and pay for it I don't know. I don't know that. I don't know. I know it's like you'd stay on it more than a year or so But once you're done you have to maintain that healthy lifestyle, right?

2:56:41They hope that you that you change yourself to go into better eating habits and you stick with that if you stick it and you walk You know, it's it's you have to tell yourself I'd listen I know how miserable and what could happen to me if I gain weight I could die because I got I got a hard problem and too much getting fat was not good It's gonna make me have a hard time. So I have to keep the weight off if I want to live a long life But I want to live another 20 25 years So we need all that content See Tommy joining over hit Gifted 1b double in that word membership. Thank you Tommy Albert fish is a real jerk 2022 Member for six months. Thank you Albert Albert fish is a real jerk gifted 1b double in network membership. Thank you Kitty Thank you for the five gifted b double in network memberships. That is fake. Is that our miss kitty? Huh? It's just kitty 1071 I have no idea Is that your miss kitty? I don't remember she had to 1071. I remember this

2:57:42The Tommy joining over Gifted 1b double in network membership. Thank you Tommy Congratulations on getting your monetization back even though you were the reason you lost it Apparently if you have monetization as a personal account don't change your account to a business account Or else you will lose monetization for like 30 or 40 days or something Tommy learn the hard way Stoned crab member for eight months wife. We're going to Vegas to see a puppet Yay I can't wait to see you there and I can't wait to see all of you there at hackomania gay or tickets now hackomania Dot com homo code jt or you can even use toki Hackomania is April 10th of the 12th at the beautiful plaza hotel in casino right at the head the start of Was that street free month free mat street yay gay or tickets now

2:58:42It's got a party hi already um Also, I figured out that if we average one show a week The Tuesday before hackomania would actually be the 100th toki soup episode Someone gave me a heads up last week about that and I actually looked into it So if we actually average a one Show a week of toki soup. We could make the 100th episode at hackomania the biggest bomb the world has ever seen That's too easy sir Easy peasy Japanese Mm-hmm will people think it's good just because it's the 100th episode Of course, no just like how aron does anniversary shows and that means the show's good and people should donate Will people just accept that my show stinks it'll be just as good as the 50th bdablin live

2:59:42Yay Anyway Yeah, but I thought that was interesting um either way. Thank you to everyone Thank you for all the What video sitting down in there the boy you gotta bring the retarded bad boy. Why yeah, oh Don't eat you. Okay. Well, there you go What is this why don't I hear anything? Oh, there it is video for the death. Oh, I'm really just ready to be right to be right to the bad around the bases Oh, he does mukbangs from his Tesla He's I hate that I'm playing Please It was like a chat show with Dalton Oh

3:00:46He's got 30 questions in now. Why do we care about this? He doesn't even look retarded. He does what he is He's fucking rain man. I'm telling you. He's unbelievable. He's gonna do an immobile in this video Or say just gonna or it's just a slideshow. No, it's fine show. I don't think so. I think it's a video I don't know. I think I gave you a watch Sometimes in the game of life you get a curveball and in Wade Vatican's case. He hit it. I hate you I hate you. I'm not partners with you in general brain stem damage Diagnosed with diabetes when he was 13 months old. Yeah, but does he have OCD? Watch it. He's got a lot of elements. He almost died five times. Yeah, but he doesn't have OCD So who cares? He's a pussy. You can walk it off OCD is a mental prison And he's living with one kidney Hasn't slowed him down lucky I'm living with a bad liver Fans have been coming to Hank Aaron Stadium for 15 years. I hate this. I hate everything about this

3:01:52Jesus Christ. I hate it. I hate this kid. I don't know that you have to be removed from the police He owns the baby bears. He had the police try to remove me out of the ballpark. Good. I support the bay bears then Everyone go out and get bay bears merchandise. What? They folded So where's this retard work now? He went to the dog dog. He's in Pensacola, Florida now He works for that bat that team in the southerly. Oh my god. I know the sign even that This is when he got the award for the key to the city There's a fuck Joey the more interesting story is why did that guy try to get you removed from the stadium? Yes Thank you roachy The Christian man and he found out that I did what I did with the players It got the kid laid with a hooker and he called me and discussed he picked so he called the plea But he failed to realize that I worked for the San Diego Padres not him So I moved me out of my club. I'll so he tried to and the podry stepped in because what saved me was I knew it would get me fired if I didn't get the parents to agree So I made the parents sign a contract that it was okay, and I

3:02:54Yeah, his parents signed the waiver that I could do this for him I knew I was gonna get fired when I did it because Yeah, you've got a permission you got a permission That was the greatest thing I was the greatest thing that I saw and they love me for doing it Can we talk to his parents said meat market What's this guy on the show next wait you got a permission slip from a retarded kid's parents There's nothing thrown up typed up that that I said just a probably get me fired because those shans real religious And he finds out he didn't like me as it is. He's gonna But if I had your spirit you know no problem They took me a lunch gave me a hundred hours to get they said you're the greatest things from my son We love you the way you take care of our son He didn't get laid by the hooker. Do you have any of this stuff like his email or his letter? He could witness that he was the team with the trainer with me. He's in the big leagues now Greg Harold a trainer in baseball Greg Harold what team do we have to call The Dodgers Maybe back at Oklahoma City. He can be up Greg Harold is with the Dodgers I think a triple A because he lives in Oklahoma. So he wanted to be close to home to his family

3:03:56So I think or maybe Oklahoma City triple A It's all my Dodgers now you that's why I used to work He used to be the Red Hawks for the Rangers now the Dodgers bought it They owned the team and that's where their triple A team is that and then Brandon Boyd is with the Texas Rangers Imagine for the Texas Rangers that Arlington So we should call both the head okay, gotcha Greg could back that story up you could back up a lot of stories about me Is this Wade guy cop it to enough to use stream yard? I don't know I don't I tried to get him on a show and he says he don't you don't have no camera or no streaming stuff He's got a little faster phone days. Yeah, he I tried to bring him on a show a couple months ago He was gonna come on and he goes I gotta have a he got a good call in Huh, you can probably fall in wait. Yeah. All right. I'll reach my face Well, I'm thinking sorry Real quick Joey, what if that special Olympian that kidnapped you had a permission slip from your mother no And good point I didn't kid a solid man. He got fucking so he got laid and the fuck girl loved her said he was the best thing ever because he never went down

3:05:02She wrote that motherfucker for hours man No, fuck What did I do wrong? It's a painful as I did my job I Thank you Joey. We you are a hero You're a you're a hero. No, no, I'm not I'm also smart enough to get myself fired. I knew that that shenan would come from my head So I was smart too smart for him Wait, so he got mad at you and said And then you went whoa, whoa, whoa, I have a permission I work for the San Diego podry so I immediately called the fucking I called my boss in the podry and he laid it out We that's up my players and the staff belongs to San Diego. He ain't going nowhere. He stays. Okay. I'm falling asleep. Hold on No, I'm no, I'm no, I'm John two dollars has Joey dropped any N or f-bombs tonight. Love you more than a friend. Oh, yeah, but no, he has not Okay, nigga nigga nigga stop it J Max 479 gifted five B. Dabler network memberships. Thank you very much

3:06:06J Max. Uh, thank you to everyone. Thank you to my guests Thank you roachie roachie. Uh, where can people see you in the pineapple So I'd normally don't do plugs, but this time I will echo pineapple on youtube. Please, uh, let go get him followed I appreciate that and also go support Joey see on his little channel. Uh, how many memberships you need Joey? So 200 get back to 200. I don't know. We need a 49. Oh There you go. That's fantastic. So you have like 151 Yeah, see I did that math very good. You need a day in one show And yes, thank you, dude. Uh, Joseph Catalano of Catalano TV He will be out this weekend on Friday, Joey If you want to call in to be dabble in live and let us maybe give us a sneak peek If we don't know what you in Alex did on Friday Yeah, I'll consider it Either way, but yes, I do think you should go to the bubble a little of a sponge part. Yeah, I'm gonna go

3:07:07I'm gonna go just a PR myself for the for the campaign right tell Mrs. C to line up tell her to get all pretty And you guys go have a night on the town. She is beautiful. She is she is and that's what I'm saying. She should get herself made up Go get her go buy her dress She don't know she doesn't know she's got a dress get a gal All right, go buy her some sweatpants some new sweatpants Go hang out with all the celebrities. Bubba knows a lot of famous people I'm sure they're gonna be there too and now we'll know the Catalanos my biggest fear is that Bubba's gonna know exactly how wonderful you are for his show Yeah, well, I know how to act that I know how to be fucked classy. I know how to fucking What if he steals it from me? I went to a lot of adventure basically baseball. I know how to put it on the Joey you got you got to be Joey You got to be Joey see I don't look like an ass in someone's house man. I'm gonna act accordingly. It's Bubba to love sponge. Nobody come on You don't call me the blue suit Yeah, wear the blue cookie monster. What the brick black fry man come on

3:08:11Don't let us down and don't wash his socks no matter how tempted you get to show them how good you are I'll wash your socks though. That would be weird. All right. Joe at Catalano TV Or what is it? What is your thing? Just type in Catalano TV on TV Well TV is for my set tire channel But if you would please go to and please everybody I need you all to to to sub sub to to my YouTube campaign channel I got a Twitter campaign channel now. We we're looking for volunteers in many states to go out and get signatures for us for those states So you know jump on board you could you could get my campaign manager and he'll channel I'm waiting for all the packets to come in from all the different states So we can register in those states to be the allow people to go But you got to be strictly a volunteer nobody can give you any finances because that would be considered buying buying votes And then that's illegal and I'll go to prison. So I don't want any money You can't get no money is it you've got a volunteer You can't you got to be strictly volunteer basis. I can't profit from it or or give you any gifts or anything Also, I don't know that that means I'm tampering with the election Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm fine. I do not want

3:09:13any money from you at all I believe it's a Catalano for America 2028 you'll find it I mean just put Joey see in my all my pay that if she come up Twitter. It's Catalano Catalano 2028 at Catalano 2028 Fantastic no one's writing this down Anonymous five bucks Ashley sister crashing out check out so thorough joe burrow I think I might if this is not something from today. I saw a clip of her Was she on was mlc watching her yesterday And yeah, Ashley apparently knows about what's going or no Whitney knows about what's going on on the devil verse And I stand with Whitney Cummings I stand with her that was your horse who cares How Ashley feels about it Did she buy the horse? No

3:10:15Was she paying for the upkeep of the horse? I have no idea. Roji was she Well, there was two horses Turkey so um and maybe she was helping with finances. Maybe not. I don't know Maybe every time I've asked Ashley. She gets very emotional about No, my elmer poor elmer Uh, but yes, we stand with Whitney Cummings I know roachie does not he is one of Ashley Cummings best friends. Yep um I still have not figured out which Cummings is more annoying But I feel in the end Whitney can do way more for our careers So that is why we are on Whitney side currently. But yeah, Whitney is um Apparently crashing out. I hate using that word, but that's what everyone's using and I see it right in front of me Uh about people saying that she buys views And she also made a comment about how former comic or comics she formerly worked with are using her family members for views and likes

3:11:17That's amazing. Oh, this is perfect. Who accused her of that? Uh, Whitney Whitney Cummings accused former comedian she used to work with Chad and Kevin Brennan of using her family members for money First loose Jake Gomez now Whitney who's right? Everyone wants in on the dabble verse. They all You embarrassed me the first one on Joe Rogan I think of a Kevin when he went deep Brennan Y'all think so? Why? Because Brennan's burnt that bridge right? I don't know. I that's what I'm saying. I don't know if Joe even pays attention to anything Kevin Brennan He probably knows nothing that Kevin Brennan has said about him. Oh How did I forget Kumiya would be the first one on? Well, yeah, Kumiya's already been on. You can start her in Joe, right? Yeah Oh, yeah, that would be good. It's Kumiya writing a book or anything He's shit. Oh, yeah, you're for the last dabble con but I think around that book released he didn't go on Joe Rogan

3:12:23Yeah, oh, yeah, it wasn't Joe like this thing distancing Oh, yeah, but now he's got w a bc Rochie's been a pleasure streaming with you sir shop open Did you hear what he said Joey? I heard him I'm proud of you for taking the high road Thank you, sir Rochie that was very low of you And I love that as well. I love you both more their friend. I love everyone more their friend go check out Sothorough Joe Barrow and his video of a Whitney Cummings talking about the dabble verse Kai and friends don't forget to support them and also Tommy Jordan my son support him and oh wait Who high and friend wait oh All right, I love you for support Lou and Kai Shut up, oh, man, corner cup take corner. I love you all more than a friend everyone's talking and I'll see you later Yeah Eugene sit good dog

3:13:25Oh Okay, four times when ...and that's it, right? Okay. All right, then. Bye. Yeah. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

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