Tommy Time - Trash Cans - 3.3.26

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3:06This is something I'm going through. All right. This is a problem I'm having for the last month. And it's a simple question. I, I do you throw away a trash can. Oh, I just, I just, I just listen to me now. I ain't nobody helping you with that. I didn't, if I put it on the street, they leave it on the street. Now, I didn't took the trash can. They just leave it there. Now, I didn't took the trash can. I didn't put it inside a bigger trash can. They take it out and still leave it there. And I'm asking, how do you get rid of it? Get rid of a trash can. Okay. It's a big problem. Okay. Here's the last thing I did. All right. I wrote trash on the side of the trash can with a sharpie. I be garbage man. Still left it there. And I'm standing in the driveway trying to figure it out. How in the hell do I get rid of a trash can? Now, here's what I did next. Took the trash can next door to the neighbor's house and put it by his trash. Do you know I come home that evening?

4:08My trash is, that trash can is in my driveway. And there's a note on it saying, I don't know how your trash can got next door. But I brought it over here. Sign GM garbage man. I said, I could not get rid of the trash can. So if anybody can just help me figure out, how in the hell do I get rid of a trash can? I don't know how to throw it away. I didn't try to find it. Any suggestions? Uncle Steve. I have a question. Yes. How bad do you want to get rid of the trash can? On a scale of 1 to 10. Here. I've been trying for a month. And I have the perfect solution. Put some money in it. They just gonna take the money. It'll be gone. It'll be gone. And then what? Yeah, let's just go take the cash out of there. What? Ain't nobody, they ain't nobody from the run the risk of taking the cash out. They gonna take their trash cans.

5:09Put it up in the front seat with them. They gonna have that thing on the lap. And they'll wait until they get somewhere. Because they don't want you to see them taking that money out. Because they ain't never seen nobody taking their trash out the trash can. There's a value without taking the whole thing. And that right there gives you the money. Put some money in the trash can. They don't want you too much. Well, you know how bad you want to go. That's why I asked him how important he is to steal a 1 to 10. He put you right amount of money in there. Trust your belief. It's gone. That trash can't go. All right. See how that works for you now. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Imagine if your Wi-Fi was a lot smarter and way more reliable. Picture it. Your TV, phone, laptop, even your fancy fridge working together to make life easier. Well, Exfinity makes that dream a reality.

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