Throwing Death Cards

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2:08800 five four three thirty five forty eight. Hey, Holly, I heard you went on the worst date ever. What happened? Yeah, so this was when I was 19 years old. Okay, so we used to work together at this automotive store. That's where I met him. And I was 19 at the time. So me not thinking anything. I thought he was my age because he had such a baby face, but he was actually 24 and he had two kids. Oh my. Yes, that's fine. I didn't really care about the kids because, you know, I was 19 so I was like, oh, I'm just gonna have a good time with him. Not that serious. So we did a lot of flirting back and forth. And we finally decided to go out on the date. So we did. We went out of date. Everything was good. We went back to his place and we were just standing outside in the driveway. And out of nowhere, a car starts pulling into the driveway right where we're at. She immediately stands in front of me to kind of lock the car or act like super bad. Uh-huh.

3:13And he's trying to put his hands out to stop the car from hitting us. Immediately, she sees the baby mama come out. Oh, he puts me in the car, tells me to stay there. They start arguing. She was drunk too. So she goes there. She starts screaming at him. She comes to the driver window, starts telling me no offense. But do you know he has kids? I didn't say anything. She went back to him. They start arguing. She starts pulling on his shirt. She starts hitting him. At this point, I am texting one of my friends to come and pick me up. So as soon as I see my friend pull up, I have the keys to his car. So I go up to him while they're still arguing, give him his keys. It looks like he has a lot going on at the moment. And I walk back to my friend and I go home. So surprisingly, we are together for 18 years. The two girls that I did not want to

4:29meet became my step babies. And I met them when they were three and five. Does he still get along with his baby mama? Oh, no, no. Well, she was for some time. We've been together. It's going to be 18 years, this 20th of April. And we've been married now for, I want to say how is my oldest? The math here. We've been married for 14 years. Sometimes we do get some success with a worst date ever. I like how the two jokes that Justin made ended up being true. I know. No fans, but he got keys. And they're hit. Share your worst date ever. So I eight hundred five four three thirty five forty eight. This is the kidcratic morning show. Guys, big out Mac wants to do a show and tell

5:32well, we've all done an impulse buy before, right? You are the king. I am put something shining in front of my face while I'm bored waiting on the cashier. My favorite thing from what I when I first started working here and I knew big out hour going to be really good friends is when he told the story of how he went to go buy a lamp and bought a mini Cooper. Yes, true story. I went to store by a lamp. I like him. So I'm in a store yesterday, did four years today. And I'm trying to find, I'm buying something. And I look at the little display right there. And I see what looks like a deck of cards. But it's actually four cards, just four. But they're like almost like weapons. Weapon cards. Yes, they're. He's got it strapped on. I was like, are you packing today? Because the way if it's shirt hanging down, it looks like he's packing a little bit. So they're in this. But it's a holster. You have to be really careful. I'm serious. I have to be careful. Are these like those like ninja star things? Yeah, but they're playing cards.

6:34What is this? Oh my goodness. Are we allowed to have these? Yeah, they're 20 bucks. What could you do? I can pull one out. Yeah, you can pull one out. Be careful. Because the edges are really. Oh my goodness. They are actually. This is an ace of diamonds. It is heavy. Yes. Heavy. But it's really sharp. It's really sharp. All my clothes. It's like what are you supposed to do with it? It's a sport. Like they, you throw it at something like like an extra one. But throw it on a target. Like a board. Like those little ones. How do you not cut yourself when you're throwing it? I know, but like I've looked it up on YouTube. You're going to cut your finger off the disaster waiting to happen. But you wouldn't be able to travel with those. Can we chop vegetables with this? You could do anything. I don't think you should touch all the time. I just let me see. You are the most accident prone person on the show. Yeah, with drinks. I think this is a bad idea. How do you? Well, I love how you just pull this off your belt. Oh my goodness. Impulse Bob. I had no idea what it does and no idea how to do it.

7:38But I just, I was fascinated by it. You didn't have to provide the thing that it's all in the whole store. No, no, the case, the little holster thing comes with it. So what we're looking at here is what looks like when people used to have on their belts, like their phone case, and then they put the boot slide their phone in. But instead of a phone being in it, it is four cards, all of which have razor blades around all four edges. To all my nerds out there, fellow nerds. Basically, Al is like gambit from X-Men. Except these, they're not like fire. They're, they're sharp. What kind of store were you at? It was like a feed store. A feed store. A country store. What do they need that at the feed store? You're like, yes, the case. I don't know. That is wild. In this way. Oh, it's heavy. Yeah, it's like big. I was in the fourth grade. My friend had a shed with a door in there and we will go throw ninja stars at it. It was the most fun I've ever had. Yeah, Audrey, will you just drop it like on the desi? Yeah.

8:40I picked it up by the edges. Be careful. Be careful. It's not razor sharp, but it's sharp. It's sharp. I also, can I, I love how the picture on it is a heart with a knife through it. Yeah. I mean, that's some, that's some, that's just the case. The goal here is to protect yourself if need be like you just, yeah, unhood. Yeah. But yeah, somebody's coming at me. So who would win in a fight between Big Al with his ninja cards and JC and his new pocket knife? Oh, I'd win. Oh, no. He's got. I can be, I can be way back here. That's what I was going to say. You just have to run away and then throw this from afar. I've seen you throw it. I would throw these with gloves on now. Yeah. Is there special gloves you got to wear with them? No, no, if you don't have to do it, you know, it's like extra. Yeah, like I said, it's like. Yeah. Throwing anything at a target, you just, you have to know how to do it. But it's hard to even pick this up without hurting yourself. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know how you're going to protect you. I don't even want to touch it. You don't, Kelly. I don't. I wish I hadn't. Are they expensive? There's 22 bucks.

9:40Is it a whole deck or is it just a, it's like five and a half dollars each? Yeah. It's just the royal cards. It's a royal clash. They're all aces. Celia. Yeah. How are you doing this morning? I'm doing good. I'm on my way to work. All right. So you have a warning for Big Al Mack with his new toy? Oh, yeah. Okay. What happened? I was young. I was probably in third grade and there was a neighbor across the street. He was a little boy. And I guess he'd gotten called a tiny star. Sounds pretty much like what you know. Yes. And he had gotten one from somebody at school. So he came over after school and he, we're going to play hango seat. Well, he was not involved in that. But I was the one doing the counting as I was getting ready to turn around. He threw, he said, Hey, go and check this out. Do it at the tree. I turn around to Mack me right in my forehead right above my eye.

10:42Oh, my God. So I have to get go to the hospital and get stitches. Oh, no. Did it stay there? You could have lost an eye. Yeah. Yeah. Good. Good. Did it stick? Did it stick to your cranium? Oh, my God. I can know about the doctor. I said I was very lucky that didn't hit my eye. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right above my eyebrow. And what happened to that kid that threw it? Oh, he got, well, when we got home, my mom called his mom. Yeah. I guess he was acting strange when he got home, wanted to do a homework and go to bed. And my mom let him know what happened. And he just said he did get in trouble. Oh, my God. Now you're going to say he ended up on like kung fu movies or something. Do you have a scar? I do. It actually, as I've gotten older, it's moved up into my hairline. So you don't really see it. But yeah. That's interesting. Your forehead shifted up. This is kind of like when Kelly and Ryan got into it,

11:46now we're chasing each other around trying to get a nice drawer. Yeah. But she got hit with an actual ninja star. Yeah. I'm glad you were okay. Yeah. I've never met anyone that got hit with an ninja star. You're my first. Wow. I know. I know. And I've never seen one of those things. I googled it. They're called throwing death cards. Throwing death cards. Pretty much as exactly what it is. And you got to deal because they're $31 on that. Oh, yeah. Look at that. I got to get to death. Celia, I'm glad you're okay. Thank you for sharing your story. But that just unlocked such a memory for her. How long do you think it would take for you to be good enough to like if I put an apple on top of my head? I could do it tomorrow. Just some better move. That might be it right there. That might be what gets us. That might get us on TV. Probably the news. But yeah. I mean, you go to your dead. Well, I'd be willing to if somebody's got like a night helmet or something. The people throwing them are wearing gloves.

12:48Yeah. Because I cut my finger. Yeah. Yes. You got to wear protection, dude. Oh, man. Be careful out there. Yes. All right. Big Al. We'll post. We'll post them up on our Instagram. If you want to take a look at Big Al's death cards. That means I was big online store. You get pulled over a cop. You got to tell him you're armed and dangerous. Yeah, I got cars. But you're you're you're spaptop. All right. Get ready. Get ready to call us up because we want to hear you out here in about 10 minutes. Kid nation. Wake up. Wake up to the beat. This is the kid credit morning show starting strong today. The kid credit morning show.