Things To Look Forward To In March

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2:02How do you think that like, hey, I should try out skims. I don't know. I it was a, it was like a by accident kind of thing of like looking in a store and going like, oh, it's that Kim Kardashian. Well, I always thought I always thought it was like, I thought it was just like shapewear for the 80s. Spank. Yeah, but it's not. No, it's not. She covers. She got tracks. It's two. Oh god. I didn't get those. Okay. But anyway. So I bought an experimental pair. Okay. And I loved them. Oh, my God. Life changing. Just bought six boxes. That's it, Tommy. John, you're out. Not six pairs. You're out. Six boxes. Six boxes. Wow. It's like really expensive. No, that really was. I would imagine six boxes are not really expensive. No, I'm not taking it. I bought like six pairs. But they come in the individual boxes. That's why I'm like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I just needed to change my underwear sizes over the year. Well, yeah. You lost a lot of weight. Yeah. So, you know, like, and you see your underwear shouldn't be baggy. No.

3:02So anyway. It's like you're wearing a diaper. Right. I'm experiencing it. I'm experiencing it. So. Well, we're really proud of you. Congratulations on your new undies. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, congratulations on your new undies. Really exciting for your undies. I'm great to have you. I am. Thank you. Yeah. And it's quite a journey. Did you get multiple colors? That you get nude. I did. Yousinging. Oh, I did get nude and I realized I was a drawer line. Uh, I thought I would have. I thought I would have had a charcoal, a couple of black. I got a white. And, and there's something called like a marble. It's legit fancy here. Just .... Look at that. Yeah. How about that? Alright. Um, well, can we look forward to in March beyond my shipment of new skims underwear? Well, it's things have already started off pretty positive. So, well, they like saving time starts on Sunday March 8th this Sunday. This Sunday. Yeah. I never like how that feels, but I already notice like that getting, I'm already

4:04noticing. So it makes me happy. Yeah. So they will have more light, which will be nice. In sports, you have March Madness, also the Paralympics March Madness is a second or selection Sunday is the 15th. The men start on the 17th. The new Major League baseball season starts a week after that. The Yankees and the Giants kicking things off on Netflix. That is so, I still think that's so weird. By the way, did you see that whole Netflix thing? What thing? Oh, with Warner Brothers and all? Mm-hm. What? The statement from Jack Dorsey. No, what? I saw him Ryan Armani's page. It was kind of, I felt breaking news. Like I read, it's a very long statement. What is it? How are you giving? He's cutting like almost half of his workforce in one fell swoop for AI and he wrote as compassionate. You know, when you talk about this and I say this is going to happen, isn't everybody predicted this?

5:04But his statement didn't come out until we were gone on Friday. And it's as compassionate as a corporate firing guy can be. I mean, it was, he was like, I hate it. I'm going to, the, the severed packages were generous. Yeah. Well, if you hate it so much, then why are you doing it? Because apparently, apparently, that's how we, we have to evolve. Yeah. Wow. But it was really interesting speaking in Netflix. On TV and on March, Conan O'Brien returns to host the Oscars on March 15th. He'll do a great job. He always does. I thought the Oscars were, obviously, February's coming gone and they didn't happen, but I always thought they were in February. It doesn't matter. The season of Outlander premieres, Steve Correll has a new show called Rooster that lands on the eighth Yellowstone spin off the Madison with Michelle Pfeiffer and Kurt Russell hits Paramount Plus. I might watch that because I like both of them. I do too, but I don't want to watch any of those Yellowstone shows. Well, it's different. Yeah.

6:04The Bachelorette returns on the 22nd. No, it doesn't need to. Lisa Codros, the comeback is back after a 12 year hiatus. It's a funny show, but it's awkward, funny, so you could easily not like it as much as I do like it. Yeah. Disney Plus has the Hannah Montana 20th anniversary special on the 24th. I'm excited for that. The I Heart Radio Music Awards are on Fox on March 26th. And in theaters, the new Pixar movie Hoppers opens Friday. Ryan Gosling is trying to save the planet Earth in a movie I can't wait to see called Project Hill Mary on March 20th. And of course, you have the holidays International Women's Day is March 8th, St. Patrick's Day is the 17th Ramadan ends the night of the 18th. With a big old feast, I imagine, but a hungry people. I wonder if they're going to make us, I remember a couple of years ago in International Women's Day. I mean, I hurt wanted to showcase all of its women talent, which is wonderful, but I think

7:06we got like extra on airships that. That's right. I remember. Allison was like an afternoon. I was on an ice. Oh, that's right. We celebrate women by giving them extra work. We're giving all the guys off. That's not that's not the meaning of it, but it is funny to joke. You are empowered. And I'm going to take a break. This time for a J towers in the morning, retraction. This is the part of the show where we retract something we said that was incorrect. It is our duty to do so, although we're not a news organization, no one says we have to get it right. Our opinions can be whatever they want to be. However, we do like to get facts right when we can. Yeah. Well, that's kind of my thing though, right? Is that my brand? Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. Allison, what's your retraction? I really know. I'm blindly trusting you. Yeah. Well, and I mostly blame myself as I stare at my name on the wall, and it's a J towers in the morning and me agreeing with you. But how many times am I right, though? You're right a lot. So many times. So what happened? Go ahead.

8:06No, no, no. I got my CEO's confused. I'm so like trying to keep track of all the CEOs, but Jack Dorsey used to own Twitter, formally acts. Right. The bigger issue here is my eyes, they're not good. And I don't see very well, because block ink formally acts somehow look like Netflix to me. Okay. So our re-hastings junior runs Netflix, and you're not, or maybe did date Chelsea Hamler. So half of the work force at Netflix is not being eliminated very good, and I don't want them to worry. You're fine. You are fine. You know, the Netflix tury office is going like, what is happening? It's a very Netflix tury office. No, but I figured if we're going to be wrong, as we'll just start making stuff out of it. We're all with it. All right. Good. Retraction. All set. Tell a reddit here from 2311 racing. Game night's fun until someone spends five minutes lining up one shot. Chalk. Breathe. Reach-hawk. Still aiming. Now, I fire up Chumpa Casino.

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