The Thirsty Diesel Man - THU 7.2

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2:02while she was standing near a baby? Would we all be saying, look, she's endangering the baby? No one would say that. They would not say that. Fans may never see Taylor Frankie Paul's canceled season to the bachelor at, but the secret lives of Mormon live star still stands to make her full salary for the shelved season. Wait, they're going to pay her not to do a show? Bro, you got to hand it to her. Now, who is her agent? We need to see this guy. How does he work that? I want to get paid not to do the show. How about that? The exact dollar amount remains unclear, but according to reports, it's very likely she still gets paid some low to mid six figure range. And she's also the star of both or was it going to be the star of both the secret lives of Mormon wives, right? Well, she was already on that. I know. And then she was supposed to move over to a second reality show. Are they running out of people that want to be on TV? I can't imagine. It's a good question, Mr. Kenneth. And then the other thing I wonder is how nice are Mormon people that they'll tolerate this? Look, I find the Mormon

3:04religion to be a little silly that what they believe is very strange to me, but they seem to be very nice people. You understand. They feel that way about your religion as well. Okay, fine. But it's just, you know, it's the give and take of a religious fall to all. Okay. Well, my church was created by one of Jesus's disciples, according to you, according to your church, but they had golden tablets that disappeared. All right. We'll get to that later. But in the promotional photos to promote the TV show, this woman who's dressed like a whore and markets herself as a Mormon is holding a book that says the book of more men. As if to say she wants to be like, she wants to do a train. She wants to be the tracks in a train. If you get what I'm driving at, that's what the whole show is about, right? She's hurting a little horror. Her and a couple of dozen men, old, taking their shots at her. What if someone did something like this with Muslims? What if they like, we found this Muslim woman and she wants to hook up with 12 dudes at once? Find out what happens when

4:05Iisha goes to town on the entire town of Salt Lake City, Utah. Oh my. They're like, no, they would never do that because then Muslims would probably blow up the TV station. They would blow a place up. But when it's Mormons, they're not even. They're like, well, you know, is it could we get you a glass of water or anything we could do? We understand you don't like us. Could we shovel your snow? Like Mormons are the nicest people. When they can't shovel snow unless they got two separate forms of ID. No, that's New York City. That's not a solid. Oh, that's not worldwide. No. Not even nationwide. I think that's if New York City was only in New York City. Can you vote without an ID, but you can't shovel snow without two forms of ID. Now, what if a woman's ID, you know, her driver's license, for example, says that it's her husband's last name, not her last name. Then I don't think she can shovel snow. It's all theoretical. I don't know that women would ever be a he's for those of you get what we're talking about here because we're dancing around it. Libs claim that the Save America Act will prevent women who recently changed their names from voting,

5:08but that's not necessarily true. And if that's the only thing that's preventing you from voting for this, can't we just like add something to the policy that fixes that corrects that problem? Because that's not what Republicans are advocating for. When has it ever once been a problem? Ever. Ever once has anybody ever said, well, this is your married name, not your maiden name. So you can't vote. So just include a stipulation in the bill that says, if you changed your name because of marriage in the last half a decade, your old ID still works. We get it. Your name was Jane Bennett. And now it's Jane Johnson. Or it's like, all right, well, you can still vote. Great. No big deal. Come on in. That's the how the Democrats want to lie and confuse people. And they're getting away with it. They're doing a damn fine job of it, to be honest with you, because there's a lot of idiots out there running around going, yeah, they can't do that. Yeah, so it's illegal. Yeah. Yeah. That's just dumbasses. I'll tell you what else is dumb. And it's like there's two different stories they tell. We talked better earlier this morning. We talked about it

6:10yesterday. Somebody was on the TV yesterday saying the same thing. And Eddie, Eddie, yeah, he wrote us. He says, got a good question. I am a Republican. And so the other side calls me a Nazi. But at the same time, I'm on the side of Israel and the Jewish people and their culture. And yet I'm still a Nazi, right? Nazis didn't really, how do you put that? How did they, they did not enjoy interactions with the Jews much as far as I could tell from books and history channel and stuff. Speaking of someone that's very skeptical of this war with Israel and Iran, I got to tell you the dumbest people you'll meet are the people who seem to find a clever creative way to blame Israel for everything. Because they'll probably, they'll tell you Israel did 9.11 Israel killed Charlie Kirk. Israel wants to import Muslims to all the Western country. Why would they do that? That seems to be really anti-Israel. Why would Israel want to import the

7:18very people that want to murder them just because they're where tiny hats. It doesn't make any sense. That's the genius of it to throw you off. They just do enough of it just to throw. Oh, well, I guess it's not the Jews. They would never do that. And then they were like, it worked. See how that worked? See, I get it. I'm skeptical of spending a lot of money on any foreign country whether it's Israel or Uganda or Luxembourg. Definitely don't give any money to Luxembourg. Oh, yeah, you're right off that now that we know what we know about them. But it just seems like you guys are ignoring a lot of the basic facts here about what's going on. So you can really lean into the fact that you just don't like the Jews. And I get it. I don't like anybody really. But it feels like if you're just picking out one group of people to not like. And that's how you're building your whole foreign policy position. Maybe you're not that smart. Maybe. Yeah. Simple-minded, lacking a broader focus for your thoughts. And I'll conclude with this to the person that's

8:18already writing an email. There are those Kenny again defending Israel for his Jew dollars. That's because they they own you, right? No, I'm still skeptical of the war. I just don't understand your dumb position on it. They can both be dumb. The guy that wants us to play world police and the guy that's obsessed with hating Israel can both be idiots. What's it like being called a Nazi? Because you're a Republican. And also it, you know, yeah, on the Israeli side. Exactly. Well, you're a Nazi. What were you about to say, Mr. Al, before Kayboy interrupted you? Well, yeah, I was wondering, uh, did you ever get your Jew money? No, I'd love some. I mean, I didn't either. I thought maybe y'all got yours ahead of me. The weirdest thing about getting accused of people on social media of working for Ken Paxton or working for Wesley Hunter, working for Israel, right? I was like, I was already going to have these positions. If someone wants to pay me to write tweets, I was already going to write, I will gladly take your money. But so far, no one's offered me any money. Speaking of getting paid to talk about things, how come you haven't done sports yet? Yeah, uh, because y'all won't show up. Oh, only all the Jews, Jews, Jews. That's all I'm hearing. Well, coming up right after this.

9:21Other Jews and sports sports sponsored by the Jews. Not that much. I'm a lot more like a, I'm a total bumbling idiot. Walton and Johnson. Great song to do the swim, too. You know how to do the swim? I get the idea of the swim, but I was playing this because we have Aloha Akbar t-shirts now for sale on the Walton and Johnson online store. What kind of t-shirt? Aloha, Akbar. It's like Muslim guys on the beach with surfboards. It's very, it's very funny. Oh, you're making fun of another people's religion. I get it. Fun. Yeah. No, an entire culture. Not the religion. The religion is only a small part of the entire culture of non-sense that you find. Those shirts are going to look great at the beach. Radical Islam. Calabunga, dude. Let's send one to Shyla Buff and see how long he keeps it on. Oh, because he's known to want to take his shirt off and start fights in bars or other people want to start fights with him, because they know he's, he's got a little temper tantrum. I've heard that and he doesn't like the

10:22gays. Speaking of rivalries, Billy had last night the Yankees and the Giants kicked off the season. Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's not like you talk about sports. But it's time to celebrate America's pastime. It's opening day. Time to enjoy the crack in the bat. The roar of the crowd. The heckle of the drunk. Hey, you. The shriek of a woman who says your kids stole her foul ball. The caching of another $20 beer. The stench of the urinal tross. And of course the grown of the rest of the family as the game they never wanted to attend in the first place now heads into extra innings. Yeah, baseball's back. Yes, sports brought to you this morning by my good friends over at get the tea. I'm enjoying that get the tea stuff. You know, they got them a simple mess of stuff, man, to make you make you feel good, look good, be healthy. Hey, I got a deal going on right now. The March specials glucose down bundle. A lot of great Allison stuff for blood pressure. But today I was taking my joint support pills, which

11:27what's the supplement? Yeah. Why'd you laugh at that? You mean you're taking your joint, right? No, it's um. Oh, yeah. I know. I know what kind of joints get you like. My knees and my ankles are stronger when I train. It's a supplement from that that teed.com promo code WJ, Mr. O, where are we going? Well, we got to go out to San Francisco. I'm afraid because that's where baseball started up yesterday regular season underway. And look at this brother getting up on it. Bro, this guy looks cool. People were loving this incredible national anthem to open the MLB season. I was standing an elderly black man who seems to be in the military. Yeah, it looks like he's in the Navy. Check out Aaron judge there. Look at these guys. And you notice they've all removed the hats, placed them over their hearts. Nobody kneeling. I think it's a rule in MLB. I don't know. I'm not singing along. Remember all the trouble that they got into in the Olympics or somewhere

12:28for not singing along? Well, that was a different country. That was I ran. But well, yeah, you know how they are. They're walking blasted out. Oh, this guy is hitting it. Yeah. That guy is good, dude. This is a really good national anthem. I'm talking over him. That's rude. Can't be talking over the guy while he's singing. But already happened really. Yeah, this is a recording. Anyway, right here. Oh, yeah. Let's go, dude. They're brother be showing off. Look at this with the drones. In the drones, they had the American flag up in the sky there. That's cool to look at. Now, obviously all those robots are going to conquer us and destroy society, but they're probably sweeping down on us as we speak. Or it was in a smoke cloud. I don't know if it's a smoke cloud or a drone. You can't tell. You don't know. It might have been a smoke cloud. Now I take back saying it was drones. I let him finish it off here. And the home of the brains. Yeah, I don't know about that. Everybody's pretty. And then here comes the fighter jets.

13:35How about that? Does it make 10 war hogs? Hell yeah, dude. That's an American 10 war hogs. I'm so glad baseball's here because after football answers that little window at time where sports kind of suck for about a month. Even though we had the Olympics, we still had that little window where nothing was going on. But that's only two weeks. That only happens once every couple of years. Anyway, what do we got Bill? Who won this game, Mr. Oh, matter of fact, Yankees blanked. They like to say something. They blanked the the giant seven and nothing. Oh, well, I guess now it really starts today because we're about so let's see, eight, nine, 10, 11, 10, we're about seven hours and 20 minutes away from Astro baseball, which is a whole lot better than Yankees or giants. Astro baseball, that's what you want. Hell yeah, dude. Baseball is back. I am loving it. Very cool. And you don't have time to go to the afternoon game today, do you? Because you have to travel. No, we're on our way to Baton Rouge. If you can listen to it, well, listen to it on the radio the way God intended.

14:38By the way, the brother that opened that game with the national anthem did not get into, you know, the second or third or the fourth version, whichever one that talked about slavery. They're racist one, yeah. But Lisa wrote the email to explain it for us if we didn't remember, but I did remember that when they talk about the slavery in the national anthem, which never get sung. Anyway, that part of it, they was talking about the fact that this, the colonies, which is what we was before we was America. We was just slaves to England. Right, historians have debated over this. And for the record, I tend to agree with and prefer that theory, but some historians dispute that. And those two groups of people actually don't know what the real answer is because Francis Scott Keyes died a long time ago. It was a years ago, wasn't it? No one's ever asked him. So we don't actually know some historians say yes, some say no, but so I had a 250 years of this country with 240 would just about fine. And then somebody had to rear up in the last 10 years and go slavery. Yeah, tear it all down. You just said rear up.

15:42That's pretty funny. Yeah. March, man. Is Jim March, man. Is Mr. Oh, yeah. Well, he doesn't matter. I do because we kicking it back in tonight. And this is what you got CBS and TBS. That's what you games are. Perdue versus long horns. Produce the favor there. Apparently Nebraska versus Iowa. People think Iowa will win Arizona Arkansas Arkansas, possibly in Houston versus Ilana. I hate to say it, but the Illinois is favored to win that game. That doesn't mean they will. No, it doesn't favored any given Thursday. That's what we always say. That's what we always say. He's given sweet 16 actions. So they'll do some of that tonight. Trump King sportsbook app. And then some of it tomorrow. And then we'll be down to eight, then four, and then we finally will get the one promo code WJBO news, draft King sportsbook. Oh, okay. That's what I recommend people use a lot of madness on tonight and baseball starting. And uh, yeah, a little while, yeah, for the football, but we all see in signs of activity on, uh,

16:45on colleges, on the campuses where some spring training is getting underway. You forgot the biggest sports story of all. I was wondering if he's going to mention it. Shaquille O'Neill denies sending Sabrina Carpenter. These now viral horny messages. He claims that the over the top messages that went viral are pretend. Shaq denies it. He said he didn't send thirsty messages to little blonde pop star Sabrina Carpenter. Here he is reading some of the messages and then talking about them. Shaq, I will keep you a fart in the Cologne bottle and spray it on me every day. Just jokes. I'm Shaq's. What's your name, baby? And Sabrina says, I know who you are. Your way too famous to be sending me messages like that. Shaq, you're being a roof for no reason. You can't handle big diesel anyway. Is that me or is that Captain? Yeah. I definitely do not believe others. Thank you. Yeah. It would be viral. Is it mostly you DMing them? Yes. Social media is a dangerous game. First of all, ladies, the diesel got way more game than that. He talks about himself with the third person now, the diesel. That's him. He wanted to put his farts in a Cologne bottle and send the farts to Sabrina Carpenter.

17:50No, he would spray it on himself. Oh my god. That's what he was saying. I don't get it. It's funny to me though, but it's weird. That is why I'm weird. Come on. Could you imagine if that actually, have you ever seen Sabrina Carpenter? Have you ever seen Shaq? Do you understand anatomically what would take place? If these two individuals ever tried to get together and fornicate something I'd like to avoid thinking about it at all possible. You wouldn't need doctors and surgeons would need to be involved in this equation. What is great to see is I don't know how many years he's been out of basketball and into broadcasting, but you can see how he's learned to speak so well over the years of broadcasting. It's great to see him develop that way. That's great, because he never learned how to rap. She passed me. I'm Basha Kielonio. Do you want me to shoot her? Do you want me to pass you? Do you want me to slam her? Nine to nothing. Post game show is brought to you by... Right, I can't find it. What the hell with it?

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