The Real Truth About Cats

If you’re the owner of a cat, then you’ll undoubtedly be aware that its life is governed by a strict set of rules that you’ve established for it. Wait, no — that’s for a dog. Let’s try again: if you have a cat, then YOUR life is governed by a strict set of laws that it’s established for you. Here's a collection of the closely guarded secret rules to help you establish good relations with your cat. Other videos you might like: 10 Exotic Animals You Can Keep as Pets at Home    • 10 Exotic Animals You Can Keep as Pet...   10 Mistakes That Shorten Your Pet's Life    • 10 Mistakes That Shorten Your Pet's Life   Why Cats Are Sooo Scared of Cucumbers?    • That's Why Cats Are Afraid of Cucumbers   TIMESTAMPS: The law of feline magnetism 0:13 The law of sleeping beside a cat 0:35 The law of the misshapen rug 0:55 The law of observing the refrigerator 1:22 The law of feline resistance 1:48 The law on cleanliness 2:09 The law of endless milk consumption 2:36 The law on defining value 3:09 The law of feline inertia 3:42 The law of feline extension 4:17 The law of feline agility 4:52 The law on moving house 5:19 The law on feline curiosity 5:55 The law of feline physics 5:23 The law of the feline gaze 7:02 SUMMARY: Cat fur is attracted only to things of a contrasting color, regardless of the color of the cat. Cats must sleep in their owners’ beds as often as possible, preferably in a pose that’s comfortable for them and not for anyone else. No rug can remain in its original flat state for any lengthy period of time. If a cat stares intently at the refrigerator for long enough, someone will come and provide something tasty from it for the cat (and for no one else). The resistance shown by a cat is directly proportional to the desire of their owner to force them to do something. The desire to get dirty appears straight after being cleaned. A cat can drink any quantity of milk, even if that quantity is several times larger than the volume of the cat itself. The desire of a cat to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the furniture’s value. A cat will remain in its desired state of rest until it decides otherwise, regardless of the laws of physics. A cat’s body stretches at a rate directly proportional to the time it spends asleep. Given the right amount of time, a cat will be able to reach any area of your home that attracts its interest. The likelihood of an empty box soon being occupied by a cat when moving house is approximately 100%. A cat’s interest is indirectly proportional to the amount of effort a person puts into attracting its attention. The possibility of being made to take any kind of medicine is sufficient to provide a cat with enough energy to overcome the known laws of physics and carry out teleportation. A cat can induce feelings of guilt in others with a single stare. Even when the cat itself is at fault. In fact, especially when the cat itself is at fault. Subscribe to Bright Side : https://goo.gl/rQTJZz For copyright matters please contact us at: [email protected] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Our Social Media: Facebook:   / brightside   Instagram:   / brightgram   5-Minute Crafts Youtube: https://www.goo.gl/8JVmuC  ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- For more videos and articles visit: http://www.brightside.me/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices