The Pastors - 3.9.26

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3:07Dunna-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. All right now. Here. We own this spacious day. Uh-uh-uh. Forgave or how thoughts and prayers is with military means and women's. Yes. Yes sir. Yes. Involved in the wall. Amen. Amen pastor. Bring your safe return. Other than that, we're trying to deal with it as best we can. That's a shame, man. Amen. Amen. Amen. Amen again. Ladies and gentlemen, with our father or do. Yeah. Deacon of Deacons. That's right. A rep of all reps. It got about all. That one and only. But Deacon Dev Jam, come on Deacon.

4:07Pastor, we are going to be coming from the book of Hamilton this morning. The book of Hamilton. Yes. And as he discusses, that's the big bone. And that's what he discussing. If we start reading the first verse pastor, it said, someday, I'll be walking along and you step on the scene where I'll be. Stop right there. Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. I want to catch a glimpse. Yeah. Just a glass. Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. A tiny one. A peak. Yeah. At you. Yes, sir. Read. Hopefully you'll be touched by my charm. And the words of the song will lead the way. Stop right there. I'm going to say something. I hope you get to you. Read.

5:07Bride eyes and things. Long hair. Ear rings. Just the few things I like about you. Stop right there. Don't care that it ain't chose. Yes, yes. I saw you last Friday with short hair. Yes, right. That's right. Take your time. I wanted you to. Now your shows are with long hair. Yes, you do. Yeah, air rings on it. That's right. As if I care. Still won't you read. Uh, here's where it takes a turn. About it says. It's just a big bomb. Can a brother walk you home? Can I walk right beside you? Stop right there. Uh-huh. Now go ahead. Read. Read. You might look like a plate of neckbone. Oh, yes, sir. The stuff right there. She now. Now we all for bending.

6:08Amen. Praise pastor. Come on. So you. Yeah. A little note cannot walk you home. Why would I want to stop with your way? I was going to turn all the way around and walk you home. I'll tell you why. Cause you looking like a plate of neck bones. Sit. Gravy. Yes. Bones. Shopping up. Yes. Gravy on it. You look like a plate of neckbone. How good can that look? Read. Instead, I like to keep your body warm. Frankly, I admire your style. How you how you go into work every day. Confident in your walk and your stride. Got my nose open wide, missed thing. Lord, stop right there. Yeah. I let him go on a little bit with that.

7:08Yeah. Cause I think we needed to paint a picture. Yes. Paint the picture pastor. I want to keep your body warm. Yes. Yes. I want to tell you, frankly speaking, that I admire your style. How you going to work every day. Confident in your walk and your stride. Got my nose wide open. Yeah. He ain't missing the thing. Lord, him. There's a such a big bone. Put it on me now. Come on. Yeah. Not crazy. Except you to come in here. Press me up. Gets the wall. I want to feel like the full rated refrigerator. Got me jammed up in the heart. We know you since the big bone. That's the big bone. Fickin' lick is what I'm talkin' about. Fickin' it on. Fickin' it on a shake-and-shake milk shake. I'm talkin' about thick now.

8:09I'm talkin' about thick like a jar, allego syrup. That's how thick I'm talkin'. I'm talkin' about thick like a bolo, a crock spread. Oh, I'm thinkin' thick now. I'm thinkin' thick like a kid, a old paint with the lead hanging off of it too long. We gotta make it. Uh uh uh. I'd like to take you on a nice date. Shoot some riddles. Have some riddles with you. Stop right there. Take you on a date. Shoot some riddles. Have some riddles. And buy some skittles. You know what I mean? Someone lookin' like a rainbow coalition. I want to take you somewhere and press up on you like a rainbow. It's all gonna be all the colors. Riddles and skittles and viddles and everything read. Make no mistake. I'll be a gentleman. Take your coat, open door, or things that I'll do. Fuss.

9:09Yes sir. Stop right there. Big bop. And me and me are like that no more. Winning to be a gentleman. Yeah. I'll be a gentleman for your open door, taking coat. We're gonna get through doing all that I need. Let's be laying down somewhere else. I need to get them big bones up against them. So we can... No, no, isn't cracking. All is opening doors and pulling out chairs and all this shivery. Laying on a car door. Or walking you to your door and all this here. We gotta go somewhere and lay down and get it on. Those are the churches open. Lay down. Just a big bone. Yeah. Get it on. Oh, man. That's probably the book of Hamilton. Thank you so much. That's the word for today. Thank you Reverend Motown and Deacon Death Jam. Coming up next, it is Ask the CLO. Our Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building right after this. Hey, man. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. No one knows what the future holds, but you deserve a weather app that can help.

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