The Official Banana Daddy

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1:00I love beer. Beer. Cheers. Beer. Beer. Beer. Beer. Cheers. Woo. That girl's from her West Side Girl Club. Outside girl Club. North Side Girl Club. East Side Girl. Cheers. Beer. Cheers. Beer. Cheers. Beer. You are now listening to the Fair Female Network. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome to the Fierce Female Network. I'm your host Fierce. Messing at today is Monday Monday Monday Monday Monday Monday. Monday, baby. You know it is musical Monday, my darling's. You're not only is it musical Monday. It is the official banana daddy. The official banana daddy. Listen, I'm going to tell you a little bit more about the official banana daddy in just one moment, my friends. So listen, it is musical Monday. Got some great music for you on today. It is March 16th, 2026.

2:0011 a.m. on the Center Standard Time Zone in 12 new PM on the East Standard Time Zone. You know what I'm going to say up in here. The East Standard Time Zone is the time zone. There rocks my socks off, honey. You know, I got to push it up to the ATL to my home team. Must give a shout out to my team. Fierce Nation International. The hardest working team on the planet. So listen, listen there, Basin Canyon, East and West Africa. Am I remembering India, Karan Batad? So listen, y'all know and I get excited. I'd be trying to get to it. So listen, South Africa. South Africa I saw on yesterday came in at number three on speakers list. You know, it's so fascinating, it's so phenomenal. Each chart and each list that you land on, of course, is all together, different, all together, different. So when I get back into a position where someone can keep up with that for me, I would be so superlicious, surprisingly happy.

3:01My darling, listen, because you've got, you know, you have charts all over the place. You can look at, and I think everybody knows this, the Algarvellum and all these things. So if I go to Speaker and I take a look at the chart, it might be, you know, 15 people down in Turkey. Speaking of Turkey, I don't know what made me say that in Turkey, there really is, there's people that listen to the fierce female network in Turkey. So you may have a small handful of people. There's folks that's listening down, it just makes us mean, you know, down in Turkey, there's people. But I love this. I love that Canada is always number two for some reason. Canada is always number two, of course, United States is number one top of the list. And Canada comes in at number two over on Speaker. Now, I can keep up with those numbers over on Speaker, because it's really simple. But now, if I go over to it, there's like 15 or 20 different charts. I kid you not. And then on, I think player, player FM, player FM,

4:06this really fascinates me on player FM. The fierce female network comes in at one of the best shows, one of the best shows in 20s. But that's been happening for a long time. On player FM, it comes in at one of the best shows. And then listen notes, if you've ever heard of listen notes, it comes in at the top 10%. I've been holding the top 10% for a long time. I'm trying to get to the top, you know, 5% or the top 2%. That ain't these, you know, that's hard. That's hard. It's mashed potatoes and mashed bananas. It's very hard. So anyway, and then world podcast network has their own thing. A lot of different directories have their own system, right? Has their own system. And my sweet little girl, my sweet little girl, Kiana. Kiana is the mom. That's my, that's my goddaughter. Kiana, she knows how to put all of this numbers together from all over the world. And she gives it to me.

5:06So listen, I don't make up numbers. There's no reason to make up numbers or fake numbers. So she did it for me. I want to say maybe five years ago. And she had, I think, was like 300,000 downloads all together worldwide from all the charts all over. And so, and then I was going to say, follow the story. I was going to say world podcast network, a world podcast network has their own directory. They have the largest directory in New York City. And so I've been on their site for a long time. And let me tell you something. I used to get mad crazy traffic. You know, I can't make this up. I used to get mad crazy traffic when I was on block talk radio with world podcast network. I still get traffic from world podcast network. But I noticed something. And this drives me crazy now. I'm going somewhere with this world podcast network. They change. They change their dot com to dot net or dot network.

6:06They change it to dot network. Well, let me tell you something. Hey, I be honest. When they change their dot network, they change their name to dot network. My numbers went down on their website. I'm like, oh, and so I told him, I say, hey, what happened? You know, I noticed that the numbers went down. Soon as you changed it, you did a little change there. And he says, oh, well, you know, I can't control that. I can't control that. And you know, I saw a reach out to him. And they're so, they're so good. They actually get back to you. Sometimes you email folks, they might get back to you with three or four months down the road. They get right back to you in about two or three days. So listen. But the thing is that here's the kicker. What I love about world podcast network and New York City. They listen as many show, they've got a plethora of podcasts and shows on that site that I mean that I don't, I think they must hire about 100 to 200 folks, just listen to shows. They listen to every single show every day.

7:07And I'm like, I don't know how they do it. So let's anyway, anyway, I got on March the night. I was just looking at this. Now today is March 16th. On March the 9th, they picked the taxi show. You guys remember I was doing music. That's one by taxi taxi.com. They picked that show as one of their staff favorites. And so when they pick, I love staff favorites, of course, because when you pick a staff favorites, your show gets moved up on a different page. It's just so, it's just really insane. You get placed on the staff favorites page. And then you get more traffic, of course, because all of the staff at world podcast network in New York City, that's a, that's a directory for podcasts in New York City. And so they're all listening to the show and then you get more traffic. Now, it gets a little confusing. So don't get confused. So you got the staff favorites. The people are listening for world podcast network in New York City.

8:08And then you have my category. Believe it or not, this show is under the category in New York City, under comedy, right? But then in different other cities, this show category is under music. So the number is going to be different. They're not going to be the same. For the category of comedy is going to be different, of course, than the category of music, depending on what state. So in New York, New York, it's under comedy. Somewhere else is under music. My god, I can't believe I took the time to explain that. So listen, so listen. And then YouTube, of course, I put it up on, put the show on. I wasn't on YouTube for many years. I put it on, you won't see anything happening on YouTube because I got stuff with YouTube. It's just like, you got to hit certain numbers. You got to hit 1,000 subscribers before you start making any money. And so you don't get any, I don't get any views on YouTube. You won't see any numbers on YouTube, right?

9:11But then people, it's really strange. People will come by and subscribe. There's 597 subscribers on YouTube, right? But they change, they change, they change, they change. Their policies and procedures. And that's nothing. I don't keep it. You know, it's not easy to keep up with the policies and procedures for every different place. That's not easy. And so, and it changes. Here, lately, it's been changing more frequently. So I'm like, oh my gosh darn particulars. So YouTube is a whole nother animal. So it's a whole nother animal. So anyway, the point of saying all of that, world podcast network selected this little show on March night as their favorite, their favorite, their favorite. So I think that's phenomenal. So listen, I got some music for you on today. I got some music for you on today. Oh, and before I get, thank you for all the international listeners. I really appreciate you guys. Philpings came up on the list from last week. The Philpings came up. They fell on the chart.

10:12And so I really appreciate that. Philpings and South Africa. Now, I got some music them going to play on today. But I also want to tell you about the official banana daddy. I'll be out in fall asleep during all of that. So listen, the official banana daddy, the official banana daddy. Let me tell you about him. He streams on TikTok every day from sunny Florida. He's someone who loves to smile, connect with positive and genuine people. He's building a really great community over on TikTok where everyone can feel welcome. He's also a proud pet parent. Two dogs and one kid. All of his donations, whatever he makes of one, TikTok goes directly to his mother. He's an incredible grateful to be able to do that. He loves his mom and she has a wish list on Amazon. So he's making his duty to fulfill her wish list to help fulfill the wish list that she has of one Amazon. So any donation that he gets of one TikTok

11:15is go, it goes to support directly to his mother. So your support means the world to the official banana daddy. He truly wouldn't be here without those who continue to show up. Encourage him and believe in what he's building over on TikTok. The Maps app that came with your phone? It's fine. If you enjoy waiting and guessing and inefficient routes. Or you could use MapQuest. MapQuest is back with live directions. Real-time traffic and faster routes. It moves when you move. Best of all, no prints are needed. No paper, no more misturns. Just you and the app. Get there fast with MapQuest. Download the MapQuest app on the app store or visit mapquest.com. MapQuest, still getting you there. So listen, there's a reason why we all do what we do. I fell in love of course with independent music, independent music. Now, if you want to ask me some big label, you know, some big-time grapple, what their music is, I couldn't even tell you.

12:16But now, if you tell me, I asked me something about independent music, there's a whole other thing. Now, independent music, I keep up with them. I have supported them for almost the last 20 years. I want to say independent music. I think independent artists are phenomenal. They are phenomenal. What they do, they pour, they heart and soul and money into their music independent artists. But the thing is independent artists, we don't make money. You've got to have a day job, you've got to have a day job. You know, I've been preaching that for so long. You've got to have a day job. Because listen, it takes tons of cash and money when you're trying to pour your heart and soul into your music. Right? Now listen, I'm not an artist. I have two libido songs, two libido songs, right? Because I am a socialist. I'm all about social justice.

13:16And when I make a song, it's about social justice, something I believe in. You know, I fight for the cause. I fight for the cause. Toof, and toof, now, I'm coming with a hatchet. You remember, I always said, you would say, mama is coming with a hatchet. I will cut off your head. I will cut off your legs and your arms in the name of social justice. But no, seriously, seriously, I'm not going to cut nobody up. I'm talking about what my words, I will cut you up with my words. And it will be so eloquent. You won't even know that I'm upset and pissed off with you. So listen, that's the way I come. That's the way I do it. I'm going to have a whole army standing behind me of all everybody that I need. Right? So listen, listen, listen. The point of saying all that is this. My music is based on social justice and have two little songs in regard to that. And so independent artists don't make because it's silly. It's really silly the way they do it. You know, you get all these strains. You don't make no money. You're not making no money. You're saying maybe a nickel or dime here. You know, and I found that out many, many years ago. I had a record label, AWM, record label.

14:19And so I'm saying all that to explain this to you to support independent artists. When you see independent artists, support them. Listen to their music. Listen to their music. That's what it's all about. So listen, also, now again, don't forget about the official banana daddy, the official banana daddy, the official banana daddy, the official banana daddy that over on TikTok. He's on a wonderful thing. He's got a whole thing over there. His page is bright lit up. That yellow banana all over the place on his page is just phenomenal. It's just awesome. So listen, I got some music for you. And this song is that bumper. Take a listen to this. I got to do my thing. Come here, girl. Let me take a listen. I didn't expect all this and found me.

15:21But I know right now, this gotta be the place to be. I see a guy's skills. Everything looking good in place. I got this cool A-Green. He has written all over my face. Let me go after that bumper. Let me go after that bumper. And baby, let me do the fun. He's playing the scene. Never I was telling me you got a whole lot of juggling drum. Let me go after that bumper. Baby, can I get a ride? I ain't got plans on after this dance. We've got a cool place to hide. Did you get it from your mama? Or did your auntie have the same? The work counter evolution got that pretty thing. I'm looking that way. All eyes on you. Let me see you make it do what you do. Don't stop music. Ain't no telling what we getting into. Let me go after that bumper. And baby, let me do the fun. He's playing the scene. Never I was telling me you got a whole lot of juggling drum. Let me go after that bumper.

16:23Baby, can I get a ride? I ain't got plans on after this dance. We've got a cool place to hide. Let me go after that bumper. That bumper. Let me go after that bumper. That bumper. Come on. Let me go after that bumper. And baby, let me do the fun. He's playing the scene. Never I was telling me you got a whole lot of juggling you drum. Let me go after that bumper. Baby, can I get a ride? I ain't got plans on after this dance. We've got a cool place to hide. Let me go after that bumper. And baby, let me do the fun. He's playing the scene. Never I was telling me you got a whole lot of juggling you drum. Let me go after that bumper. Baby, can I get a ride? I ain't got plans on after this dance. We've got a cool place to hide.

17:25That bumper. That bumper. That bumper. That bumper. Let me go after that bumper. Baby, let me do the fun. He's playing the scene. Never I was telling me you got a whole lot of juggling you drum. Let me go after that bumper. Baby, can I get a ride? I ain't got plans on after this dance. We've got a cool place to hide. I ain't got plans on after that. Alright.

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19:40down the country road, what the means to keep playing and moonshine make you lose control She want to know, if I'm a blazer baby, I'm from the top of the side, I'll show you how it looks, look ahead now, all of a sudden a country living, I want you to be shaken, when she moved by the sea, she's not going to need herself, I'm going to risk it all, wow she got a bill, I'm gonna hold it all, we can turn it to the pulverine, happy, let's go to the gym, join party baby, happy, we're going to party tonight, happy, everybody goes full in the dance of baby, happy, he's going down tonight, girl let me see it, wow but don't take it all, you got the tip to baby, oh you I want to spin it all, like I want to be

20:45I got your fantasy man, when you rolled the baby, I'm about to get one, no one came, good stuff night, bye to rush, I want to swing out of the tub, a little tight wrong baby, girl I think we had a turn at point, a little rock like Lynn is with, wow, before you meet my love, if you feel it baby, so drag on across the cliff, watch out now, all the sudden, come to love it now, won't you be shaken, when she moved by the sea, she's not going to need herself, I'm going to risk it all, wow she got a bill, I'm gonna hold it all, we can turn it to the pulverine, happy, let's go to the gym, join party baby, happy, we're going to party tonight, happy, we're going to party tonight, happy,

22:05she got her fantasy, all of a sudden, come to love it now, won't you be shaken, when she moved by the sea, she's not going to need herself, I'm going to risk it all, wow she got a bill, I'm gonna hold it all, we can turn it to the pulverine, happy, we're going to party, You're gonna die, you're gonna be happy Everybody goes foolin' in the game so baby Happy, it's goin' down tonight You're gonna be a baby girl, you know you're gonna die You're gonna be crazy All right, you know you're gonna die Hey, you're gonna come home over here Let your take your school play space You're gonna be zoned down tonight

23:05All right, that is high side and happier Listen, I'm pretty much out of town Gotta get them up out of here, it's always It is peace, love, and soul You motivated, you motivated You win and win You know they hate it I love fear, fear, she, fear Fear, fear, fear, she They're girls from a west side girl South side girl North side girl East side girl, she