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The Madness: East Region

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Who are the greatest living celebrities from each school in the NCAA tournament? There’s only one way to find out. Let’s bring in T-Boy.

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0:00Running for office means having something important to say. Radio is the most personal medium out there. Voters hear the real you, exactly the way you want to be heard. No filters, no AI, just your voice, your message. And it's one-tenth the time and cost of video. Don't just campaign, connect with millions all over the country, even thousands in the smallest communities with radio. Be on the air in just 48 hours. Visit winwithiheart.com. All right, coming up today around 515, something good and something bad about living here. And then don't miss today, right around 545, 45, we'll be joined by Blake Jones from the popular dumb zone podcast. He's got an incredibly awkward situation. We've been following it and there have been some developments. You do not want to miss that. But right now it's time for this. It's time for the madness. Yeah. Um, so skins that you were going to stay to quickly inform you and the rest of the audience who

1:03don't know. Uh-huh. March madness is happening this week. What? So I've got all the schools who qualified for the tournament. And what I wanted to do was find one of the most iconic, famous living celebrities from each school. Okay. So yesterday, me, Ben and Christina went ahead and kind of got down some of the tough ones like Missouri has John Hamm and Brad Pitt. We ended up settling with Brad Pitt. Okay. Kind of voted on that. Just kind of see. So we've got it down to one. And now it's time. Another criteria. Is this a bracket? Oh, it's a bracket. Oh, my God. Yeah. The criteria I want you guys to know is don't pick who you like the most. Don't pick who you think's the most famous. Just pick who you want to pick. Okay. All right. I overthink the criteria too much. Okay. Just pick who you want to pick. Is this part of the sports predict app? No. But more on sports predict later, we can join my March madness pool. I look forward to that. Duke and Sienna will be a big match up here.

2:06Duke has Ken John, Sienna has been Wendy Mones, the governor, governor Perry on the show Yellowstone. That's the most famous person I could find from Sienna. What's her name? Governor Lynn L. Perry on Yellowstone. Okay. If you were to guess and you guys may know the answer, what state is Sienna and do you even know I'd say Ohio? I would guess Arizona. I was going to say Pennsylvania. I'll look that up while big figures out who's on Yellowstone. It's Wendy Mones, didn't look like she had a very big role. I've done the research. Yeah. I can't even find a picture of her. I'm going to go big Ken John. Ken John. Are you talking about Ken John, the actor? Yes. Okay. Yeah. He's a doctor, right? Yes. I think he actually practiced medicine before he got into acting. He did. He had a sitcom called Dr. Ken, which I had heard about that 10 years ago. I now know who we're talking about and she's pretty great.

3:08She had an affair with Costner in real life. I don't know about that. That'd be incredible. Is that what you're reporting? I've just got here with a reporter. Hey, man. I just got it. I'm just throwing it. Hard to tell. Sienna's in New York, by the way. Just like I told you guys, I mean, Ken, definitely Ken John. Ken John moves on. Everyone good? Yeah. I mean, mass singer. Come on. Got a lot of games to get through. Okay. This week. No. No. No. No. Number nine, TCU Luke Wilson. Well, start with you, Christina. Man... So, we voted for Dwight Yokeum yesterday, so it's really tough to go against what I just voted for yesterday, but Luke Wilson. I've had a crush on forever. Oh. Give me Luke Wilson. Okay. So, wait, these are second round matchups? No. Just that one. It's the first round matchup we're talking about. Well, we have to do a little rough draft.

4:09Oh. I didn't know. Yeah. Well, I told you we had to pair them down. actual celebrity. So we finalized the bracket yesterday. Okay, so Dwight Eochem's in over curb curb street then. Yeah. Okay. I know. Oh, by the way, I didn't tell you this. I tell everyone this actually I tried to eliminate sports figures got possible fair win possible. It's not always possible. So Dwight Eochem or Luke Wilson. I mean, I'm just so partial to Luke Wilson, but I do love Dwight Eochem. I think he's great. Ben Luke Wilson. KTU would have gone Dwight Eochem. I would have gone Dwight Eochem. Do we want to I'll go Dwight Eochem and you can flip a coin. Well, I want to throw this out there. Each of you in this first round of games have one super vote that you can use one time. Okay. Were you a day? Play that. No, no, just in the first round. You stamp somebody through to read what the vote is. You can stamp. Well, no, you get your vote counts as two. Okay, you could still get out number three to two. Right. I was going to vote Dwight Eochem. So we have a tie. Yeah. So I'm just going to flip the coin here. Yeah, he flips

5:13a highlighter. So it's round. What happens? I don't understand. Thank you. Thank you. Label is Dwight Eochem. Are you cool with what just happened, Ben? No, he's been doing that a lot lately. He throws a round highlighter in the air that's not marked heads or tails. Right. And then says heads. Dwight Eochem. Advances. He just did it. I think that's his super vote. What if the labels? What if the labels on the side? How do we move forward that yesterday? Okay, the labels on top. You can see it. Honestly, Dwight Eochem is bigger than Luke Wilson because of his music career, right? Maybe. I don't like the fake Luke Wilson accent. He's got going now. Unbelievable. We got through two games. I show up and everything. We were dealt with a few audits in the middle of it. All right. Coming up next. It's the madness continue. Right here on 97.1. The Eagle. Before we get there, let's talk about the greatness of

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8:19they did not have much Northern, Northern Iowa. So we all go to St. John's moving on. Yeah. Jake Holt. I mean, he's Jake Holt fans. So I endorse this. Even if you're not, I don't think anyone would vote for Senator Chuck Grassley. No. I don't even know what side he's on or what he does. It was literally their most famous person. Number four, Kansas. Paul Rudd. Oh. Number 13, Cal Baptist. Brent Cutsle. One of the guys from one Republic. I remember one Republic. Do we even know which band member he is? Nope. Okay. Was there a song? I don't want to hurt you. No. I can't remember it. The song got safe and sound. Or was that another baby? No, that's the capital city. But shine down safe and sound. It's a brand new song, actually. Uh, yeah. So whatever one Republic. So we're good with Paul Rudd moving on. By the way, DTF St. Louis has got a little. I love you. Man vibe going on. Okay. I'm behind. I caught up. It's not spoiler. I think one Republic actually had a bunch of monster pop hits.

9:24I think their lead singer was on the boy. I don't know. I think one Republic is pretty huge. I think they were like 13 years ago, maybe. I don't mean I just got here. Number six Louisville. Mitch McConnell. Ben. Number 11. Mitch McConnell, the politician with the strange hands of weird wounds. You got to thaw him out sometimes. Yeah. The one who just freezes up a little bit. The guy who changed how the supreme court works. Number 11. South Florida. Ric Flair. Oh my god. Are you guys following Ric Flair in this bracket? I am now. I think we all can put Ric Flair moving on, right? You know what? Shockingly, it would be a closer wrestling match than people realize. Yeah. I was sitting there thinking I think to pick the winner, what if Mitch McConnell and Ric Flair got in the ring right now? Who would win? If Mitch McConnell does that freeze move, it could really throw off Ric Flair. Yeah. You can attack him when he's like, wait, what are we stopping? Oh, right. Yeah. It's kind of like Kabuki, like, love of dust in your eyes. Yeah,

10:27the nature boys always full from because he's usually just been eating. Yeah. I mean, honestly, Mitch McConnell is more famous, but Ric Flair has more bits. Yeah. No, of course. Well, he's moving on. What's South Florida? The South Florida bulls and Ric Flair. Huge. Number three, Michigan state. Chris Hansen. Yeah. As you remember, Chris Hansen see the guy that catches the pedophiles to catch a predator. Yeah. And then North Dakota state gives us Tom Wopat and Luke Duke from Duke's have had. Let's go. Which one was he? The blonde guy? He was the dark, weird guy. Yeah. And I thought he, the blonde here guy was, you know, all the pizzazz. I thought this guy was the foundation really of the dudes. Right. Right. Uh, I'm going Tom Wopat. Tom Wopat for skin, Ben. I'll go Tom Wopat. I'll go Chris Hansen. I think he did good work catching predators. Where is he now? See? What's he doing now? Right. Come on, man. This is when we really need you. And you're just sitting at home on the couch. Like the whole Epstein files was going on. And that guy didn't know anything about it. Just like what? Come on. I mean, those voiceover,

11:30those, those drops are so good. You brought condoms. Where's something sexy? Talk naughty to me. Just reading emails. I mean, it's dropped. I'm going to go Chris Hansen because I want you to debut your new flipper. Not a stuffed frog. So green is heads. Uh, so green is Chris Hansen. White, that makes sense. White is Tom Wopat. Yeah. That actually makes a lot of sense. Yep. It's always going to be face down. Oh, you're the only one who can see it. Yeah. Wow. Okay. Tom Wopat of dukes of hazard justice. That's number 14 North Dakota state advance. What a game. Tom Wopat. Um, okay. Number seven UCLA jack black. Hmm. Wait. He went to college? Yeah. Number 10 University of Central Florida. Cheryl Teagues. Oh, that's tough. Creepy. Wife of

12:37my god. Oh, yeah. Losing my pants. Okay. The wife of Mar of K Jr. Wait, who's she married to? RSK Jr. Really? No. He's thinking sure. Let's. That's your. Oh, yeah. Who's Cheryl Teague? She was one of the super models of the 80s, a regular on the cover of sports illustrated super model issue. I might have wrote that in wrong, dude, because she did not go to that school. Cheryl Teague. I meant to say Cheryl Hines. I'm sorry. I just wrote it down. Okay. So I got distracted. It's Cheryl Hines. Sorry. Yeah. You could see why I would get it confused. Yeah. Teague signs. I was thought she was so hot on curb. Yeah, but I wouldn't have made that sound for her. Yeah. Yeah. Those falcons. No, she's hot. There are those imuse that he hasn't his backyard salted her a couple times. I thought she was hot until I realized she had sex with RSK. He's talking to her in her voice and she's digging it. She's got to put on a bunch of SPF 60.

13:42I'll take Jack Black. Jack Black advances, right? Yes. Absolutely. It's easy. All right. Last one. This one actually closed out the upper left half of the bracket. Yep. Number two, Yukon. Meg Ryan. Hmm. Number 15, Ferman. Chris Ferman from the OJ draw. Amy Grant. Yes. Amy Grant. She's one of my favorite Christian contemporary singers. My mom loves Amy Grant versus who? Meg Ryan. Hey, if we get tickets to an Amy Grant show, I'd like to take your mom, Velma to the show, Christina. I don't like that. I don't really like that either. It's a Christian contemporary show. Nothing. CD is going on there. It's like a cold play thing's going to happen again. Oh, yeah. I don't like it. I can see them snuggling their watch. No, no. What country? And then her dad Eugene kicks my ass. What? What? What a? What country star was she married to? Vince Gill. Vince Gill. That's right. Eagles. Yep. Hanging out with Chris Holt. All right. So we'll say Meg Ryan moves on. What? Meg Ryan for me. Meg Ryan for me too. I would have said Amy

14:45Grant. Meg Ryan because of a great part of the movie in the land of women. All right. That gets destroyed. The madness. It's so good. All right. We we turn our attention from this incredible bracket. And we pay attention to what's happening in Major League Baseball, a weird development that's going to be fun to talk about. That's next on the Eagle. Before we get there, I want to talk about chef IQ.com. Right now you can get 20% off their entire website using our promo code Eagle EA GLE. Now they got a lot of cool stuff there. But my favorite thing on the chef IQ.com website is the IQ Sense Smart Meet Thermometer. Yes. If you make stakes, man, you need this thing. If you do any grilling, you need this. Unfortunately, we have a grill that gets super hot. And it's so easy to overcook our steaks. And it's so depressing. You get all excited. It's steak. Now you got the beautiful steaks laid out. And then when they finally come off the grill, they're just overcooked. You don't have to worry about that ever again with the IQ Sense Smart Meet Thermometer. It's state of the art technology, man. These probes go into the stake or whatever you're cooking. You can use it in the oven. You can use it on the grill.

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