The Hate Bus Ep. 460: Poopchutes and Ladders

0:00Okay, here's the thing. You're on first off. Second of all. Um... And... What a punk rock. The fucking haters, they're coming for me. I'm sorry I spored. I make this video up for kids. Come back to your boy, kid! Cole! What about those? We got a little life fucking bagged again. Fuck, Chomo. You should cast this girl to go fuck yourself. You see, I'm a kind of a kind generous person. I saw my trick. This is huge. It takes a fucking Ameri-Doh. Fucking nerds are wrecking it. Fucking nerds. Ugh, look at me. I'm so muscular. Are you just like that? That's funny. I know it's like a poop. There's a lot of idiots per capita. I'm not really contributing to jack shit. I'm sorry. I'm gonna join the Nazis. My opinion. Yeah, that's right. You know what I mean? I'll just join the Nazis. You're here, you're here. Stop it. Get some help. Fucking broke first. Because they are retarded. Don't throw it away.

1:00Hey everybody, welcome to episode 460 of the Hapes. I'm doing a 460 no scope on your way. Oh shit. I went out to extra 100 degrees and missed. Yeah, I'm trying to spin my finger around and figure out where that's going. It's like slightly to the right. I think. Yeah, depending which way you wanted to spin, you know, you're either shooting. Back into the lay. Wide right or wide left on whatever you just were facing. Yeah, whatever it is, you fucked up. You ain't hit shit with a 460 no scope. Actually, I was just shooting the whole time I was spinning around. I was like, whatever happens happens, brother. We usually when you do in those scopes, because you did it with the scope weapon, but you didn't utilize the scope. So I don't know. I'm just spraying spray and praying with a fucking sniper rifle. I'm just me. I'm just spraying bullets, brother. If you get shot, that's your fault. I'm just going to be spinning in a circle, shooting like this. People appreciate that when I do that little game at the range.

2:02Yeah, that's, you know, it's actually a lot of mass shootings really. It's just tag. They gave that same exact speech right before they started letting loose the juice in this case, the bullets. Sometimes I let loose a little pistol pair of wet and people got problems. Mm-hmm. Peril. What do you think you are fucking praying at it? Jesus. Yeah, is that what being at it does? I don't know what being at it does. He does that. She does me. What that being at it? Yeah, I don't think so. She's jorken me with that fucking sentient hair or whatever. She got the wacky hair and she's always like spinning around and shooting guns and shit. I'm turning a fucking Michael flatly Lord of the dance and just shooting guns. Oh shit. There's river dancing with pistols. I like kind of the guy that designed Bayonetta. They're like, why did you make her look like that? And he's like, because it gives me a boulder. Basically, why did you give her glasses? Because I think he just gives me a boulder. She looks like a librarian that can kill me.

3:05It gives me a stiffy fuck you. I'm going to attract a woman. I like attractive women. Thank you. You girls. If I can go to Yoko Otaro, the guy who made a 2B from near, went a step beyond and said any hentai that my fans make of her, please send directly to me. Oh, yeah. That's that's that's my little foreign in the other direction. Oh, I thought that was going to be about the lady who broke up the Beatles. Yeah, they merged here with a root vegetable. So I she's Yoko Otaro. Hopefully she shut the fuck up. I'll go right out. She's a Yoko root. Yeah. I'm not even going to check to see if that video is still on YouTube. I sure hope it isn't. Oh, the Yoko root. Oh, yeah. I thought you were talking about the one where the classic. I thought you had talked about the one where like, what was it? Like little Richard? No, it was what's his face that film Lady Vashol's. I was not a Richard. Chuck Berry. Chuck Berry. Yeah, there was like something where it's like Chuck Berry and John Lennon and Yoko

4:09and then like, they're playing some stupid fucking faggot flower power song and then like, there's like the Yoko Volo part is like, she's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and then like, like Chuck Berry looks over at John. And then looks into the production crew and they fucking turn her mic down. Really nigga? Yeah, he said if you bitch don't knock that shit off, I'm going to fought right new mouth. I'm going to. You whole Blumpkin. You you watch me do it to some other bitches. I'm going to Blumpkin Yoko and that's not just a threat. I thought he had farted in other women's mouths. I think he just he did watch. He did he recording he talked. He talked. He did. What a greasy fucker. I don't know what he's complaining about Yoko before your mother. But you're fucking weird. The generates. Absolutely. Oh, that reminds me. Like little Richard is just he was just gay, right? Yeah, then he became like Christian and there wasn't gay or something. Oh, yeah, sure.

5:09Yeah, totally real. That's that outwork. Just like Milo, right? Who's become like Muslim since he got sent back to the fucking Britain or something? Oh, fucking. Of course he has Jesus Christ. You know what? The one thing about that about that fucker getting deported is it kind of shoots holes in my theory that he was a fed. Unless he's like really deep cover because I always thought he was a fucking fat deeply closeted. So he's a deeply closeted. So speaking of how Faggy, Faggy John Lennon, Yoko Ono, where I saw a tweet from Sean Ohno Lennon earlier today. He says my parents raised me on soy milk in the 70s. They thought it was super healthy. I think that's why I look like a Mexican woman. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I make it work. Damn, man. Damn. That's wrong, dude. Sean Lennon dropped some heat. I know she does that. Just but she does that for a less clay pool. But he looks he looks exactly like a Japanese John Lennon. Can this clay pool hurry up and like get busted for child Porter?

6:10So I'm sick of that. Okay. Like here's. Here's. We have so wacky bird. I don't know. I'm all mad. Should the fuck up? Nigger. Well, so so he put out he put out an announcement on Twitter the other day that him and his him and his wife just had a baby. But he looks exactly like a half-japan. He's John Lennon. Here's the picture. For you guys. I mean, that is the genic stock he is working with. Why don't he just oh yeah. Oh, you're talking about Sean Lennon on the. Yeah, on the left there. Yeah, apparently banging the ghost from the ring or some shit. What the fuck is baby looks more Japanese than he does right now. She looks like an instant family girl. It's because the baby's got his eyes closed. Sure, baby. It's Quinty. That dude looks like a half Japanese John Lennon. That's a little wacky. 100% like a half-japan. That's like a Dragon Bull Z fusion. John Lennon and the one gay guy with the beard from tabby eats. But like, yeah, yeah. Why do why doesn't my asshole hurt? I still choose to believe that that's going on there.

7:10That guy has no idea the other dude is gay. And he's just like, oh, you know, the poop just fall right out. It's crazy. I'm also speaking, spoken earlier of Blacks. I just learned a new Negro fact from someone I met at the bar. That I don't know. It's true for this guy. Maybe it's true for others. But this dude for like 10 plus years has been leaving all of his clothes, all of his laundry in the drying machine. And then just going to it and picking out his clothes if he needs them. I'm a level with you. I've been known to be that from time to time. I was about to say maybe you tell you, but you know, I'm the only half. Maybe you tell you it's actually our Black because like, I don't do that anymore, but there was a time. Especially when I first moved out and then finally got lucky enough to have an apartment with like a dryer in it. 100%. I did that for like two years. I can just refresh it at any time. 100%.

8:11But this dude, I'm closing the dryer right now from yesterday. I didn't take out yet. But this Black dude has been saying like that he's had clothes in there. They hasn't worn for years. Still on the dryer. Yeah. So anytime he washes other stuff, he just keeps loading it in with the stuff that's been in there for years. Yeah, with the old stuff and just keeps drying them over. That's a bit much. That's a bit much. That's a little intense. I'm lazy and I just take all that shit and just throw it in a hamper. Nowadays, because I figured out how to properly care for my shitty fucking metal t-shirts, I do like that. Everything's like hanging up on the fucking curtain rise in front of the windows like air dry shit. You know, I used to do that with like shitty older dryers like at my last apartment. But where I live now, it's got like a wrinkle shield. And, and job you doing you doing the hanger up through the bottom and not through the neck hole for the shirt. Sometimes, Tommy, sometimes your boy is tired. Occasionally, he might go in through the neck hole. Oh boy.

9:11I haven't had any problems yet. Hey, babe, I'm going in through the neck hole. I don't know. That's when you're trying to get a blowy from some lady's stoma. Hey, smooth skin, what a blowjob. She can keep talking. Who is it? Who's the weird fat guy that really stretches out the neck hole? Is that Gugges? No, Chris. Chris. Chris on Main's Fruit Reviews. Like you could tell that guy's like like dormitously ganking on his collar all the time because he's got this like giant fucking- Well, because he gets no respect. Well, he doesn't deserve it. He doesn't deserve it. Are we going to, you know, earn this? Are we going to do that to them on Thursday? I don't think so, brother. The worst Royce video ever, wherein Royce, you might remember him as the big fat faggot that eats food. That's not very distinctive job. You guys, it's like cats people you want to see. He looks like a shaved-headed obese lesbian. That's the, that also doesn't narrow it out. No, he's a, because I could be jacked.

10:12But no, he's not. He's the guy that he's like, oh, like he eats his, oh, oh, oh. And he's like, he's got the, he has like a weird castle gray skull place that's set up in the back. But like, you're like painted a yellow for some reason. That fucking idiot. He did it. He, he, I don't even know why he did it. He did an entire food review in character as quote Rodney Dangerfield. Unquote, it wasn't actually Rodney Dangerfield. Well, it's because the, the food hack he made was apparently a sandwich from the beginning of the movie. Oh, for the back of the hat-ish. The hat-ish. No, back to school. How did I take him half-hour to fucking do that? I don't know, but he was just like, it's the whole time he's got the click on tie. I didn't even know he was doing a Rodney Dangerfield impersonation for like the first 10 minutes. In the video. I was like, what is this supposed to be like, like some kind of weird like, Dago voice? Like, I don't even know what I'm doing. He's like, I do not get any respect. And he's kept saying spana copita. Yes, he said spana copita like five times.

11:13There wasn't even a, there wasn't a guy that's finished in the sandwich. I don't know what he's talking about that shit for. Well, no, he put the, well, he had a plate of them. A plate of spana, spana copita on a plate and he put it in the sandwich. He must, he must have mentioned that right at the beginning and I missed it because I didn't remember that. I thought he would just say spana, competed like a fucking weirdo for some reason. I didn't know what that was. So what was, so what was the sandwich then? What was on it is spana copita on it? It was like devil eggs, spana copita and uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, like uh, mr. Midwestern hot slop meatballs. It sounds like suffrage. Honestly, that sounds like, I know it sucks because he made it, but that sounds like something I would make while I was drunk. It could be like, this is the best sandwich I ever. Correct. Like do this stuff. The meatballs people make with like, uh, like a barbecue grape jelly sort of sauce. Tail meatballs. That's what they were. Okay, I remember that. It was the Italian wedding soups size meatballs, you know, those. The little mini guys usually put it, yeah, barbecue sauce on them or something.

12:14Put them on a chicken. Yeah, barbecue sauce and grape jelly in that kind of shit. Barbecue sauce. Barbecue sauce. Well, see you on my barbecue sauce. Like what people make little smokies with. It was kind of the same idea. Yeah, I always called them. There's like cocktail meatballs. You put them on like a little fucking, uh, like a toothpick. A toothpick and then you, you know, like, man, dude, when, uh, this is a stupid, fucking story. When I, uh, when I'm, when we moved house once, but remain in the same town when I was a child, the new neighbors were like, these old people, they invited us to a cocktail hour. These motherfuckers like litches there during the cocktail hour and it had like, the cocktail, little fucking meatballs and shit. And it was me and there was a, they have to invite this other family that knew that it's this. I remember I told you about the kid said his uncle worked for Nintendo and that's why his name was Kirby because he was like a fat kid. Yeah. So it was me and fat kid Kirby like, like, just 10 years old, like, gobbling up fucking cocktail meatballs.

13:16It's pretty dope, dude. At least those weird neighbors didn't invite you to a key party. Uh-oh. That's, uh, that's, that's, that's a wife's swap and shit, right? Yeah, like everybody's keys going to the punch bowl. Everybody spends all evening drinking and you just pick it. You know, you know what I mean? They weren't weird. They were just very old and they, they had like 1950s style cocktail, whatever. It's that, you know, they were, they weren't weird. I think there are. Well, I'm not saying they were weird on how to do it. At least they didn't invite you to a fucking cocktail. Or, because I definitely have had weird neighbors over the years, but they weren't, they weren't that weird. Well, speaking of meatballs, meatball. Uh, we got to talk about this fucking meatball with the, with the worst luck on the planet, apparently, but he's Indian, so I don't really care. Back to, we got a whole section of them. Yeah, it's, it's a, it's a, what was, oh, M.P. is Modia Pradesh. I thought M.P. was like some weird government thing over in the, the Maldink Pradesh. Yeah, co-op, see it and dilate Indians. A 52 year old man in Mad, Madia Pradesh.

14:19Died when a hospital lift read elevator, carrying him on a stretcher, malfunctioned and plunged, plunged down in a rewa. Only hours after he had survived to fall from a tree, whilst collecting firewood. At least it wasn't that long ago. Wasn't, isn't rewa era is the one we're in now, right? Yeah, because of previous one was a show. The show uh, well, there was show uh, then there was Hayse. Oh yeah, I love the shower era. Oh, I was talking about washing my, washing my, we know in the shower era. Oh, well, I mean, Christian's another show. Christian. These Jews, Christian, Christian doesn't make any sense. The, uh, the smoke stocks now hooked up to anything. So, Resh Sen, a resident, a resident of Lallpur village in the Amar Patan area of my heart district. Hmm, had sustained multiple, not your heart. Had sustained multiple injuries, including broken bones,

15:21after falling from a tree on Saturday. He was subsequently admitted to national hospital in rewa, located about 500 kilometers northeast of Bo Paul for treatment. Hey, tone, what Hitler was talking about greasing the oven. The new, that's what he meant. Uh, uh, uh, Hey, the situation took a turn later that night around 9 p.m. A hospital employee placed Sen on a stretcher and entered a lift to take him to an upper floor. The lift reportedly malfunctioned. Malfunction while carrying injured man and suddenly plunged downward. Oh, no, that's not possible. Sen who had survived the earlier tree fall died in the shocking hospital lift accident. That's one way to go out, I suppose. Meanwhile, the incident is raised serious questions about the functioning and safety of the hospital's lift system. How did it lift them out of this existence? You survived one fall because you have another worse fall. So good. Still in India, dead. Yeah, you know what? The answer is to all your serious questions.

16:23You're in India. And thanks for forget it, Jake. It's India. Thanks for the article, Schweddy Cooper. Oh, gross. Forget it, Jake. It's Uttar Pradesh. It's Schweda Kumari. Okay, that guy is an utter Pradesh. Oh my god, he's got a real fucking gay bio. Yeah, he's Indian. I'm also, I am also a Delhi University alumna with a degree in English literature, a storyteller at heart and a grammar ninja by instinct. Oh my god. What? Gramer ninja. What is a grammar ninja? Oh, it's a lady. With a past life and one of the top media outlets, what the fuck? What do you mean a past life? What is re-acardinate? What are you fucking talking about? What do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, a cat or something? You just going through the, the fucking, the fucking loops in Sam's arrow? I don't know. Turns out that the wheel of Sam's arrow is just like a giant hot wheels loop.

17:26Oh, it's like, what a, it's one of those sonic the hedgehog things you gotta get enough speed to get through. Yeah. Oh, she's a, she's a newsroom hustler by day and a hopeless romantic by night. Yeah, I bet she has a lot of romance in her life. You seen her picture? Yeah, look, by looking at this picture, or you can understand the hopeless part. Yeah, because I was, I was going to open it and then like do something embarrassing, be like, oh, she's got a cute and then I opened it and it's like, ah! This is a good way to say. This looks like a week way from Star Wars. We quite, we quite, we quite, we quite, run around a job as fucking skiffs. Now, this is a little late to be adding this joke, but you could say this guy really got the shaft. You damn right. Watch your mouth. Or shut your mouth. You're talking about Indians. I'm just talking about street shoot. Then we can do it.

18:27Death. Shaft death. It's like you loot. It sounds like you lose your boner. Oh, no. Instead of ego death. Another street shooter doing some heinous, heinous stuff. All right. And Canada, no less. Well, a former Winnie Pag nurse. Yeah. This is, is it just like a Canadian thing they had that they're signing like a billion different fucking languages? Warmom's like Russian? Yeah, that's definitely Cyrillic there. Huh. What is, what? Yeah, I thought it was supposed to be in like English and French, but they just went Cyrillic. They're like, fuck fuck you. Go back. I mean, we're like pretty far north. Fuck you. Go back. They got, they got to write it in that weird like like shape language that the Eskimos use. Where's like triangles and shit. You're going to love this guy's name, by the way. It's just a description of him. So a former Winnie Pag nurse who admitted to packing a patient's anus with about 10 centimeters of gauze. How's white been the bathroom when they were supposed to dress a nearby wound has been disciplined by the provincial regulator.

19:28Commal jeet coward dirty. Commal jeet coward dirty dirty. So what, what a discipline by the provincial of whatever the, would they give him a raise? He pleaded guilty to Canada to professional misconduct, misconduct earlier this year after the March 20th 25 incident at Holy Family home. Holy family. Yeah, Holy Family Batman. A personal care home on Aberdeen Avenue. The College of Registered Nurses of Manitoba's disciplinary panel set in a written decision dated August 19th. Dirty. Hey, dirty. Very dirty. Dirty you will pack your ain't as don't you worry. Dirty. Well, no, he's from, he's from the dirty south Asia. And the, the dirtiest in fact, the dirty south. I think that's a real excess on about the Russian Presbyterian Church. Wait, what? What the hell was that? Well, you know, you know how like, how like churches names are on hospitals and stuff? Well, no, I get that, but I didn't know there was Russian Protestants.

20:30Yeah, that's it. Damn. Okay. Russian Presbyterians, because the Presbyterians are Calvinists, right? I don't even know what the fuck I'm not sure. I'm a Calvin. Crazy. That's what best best guess based on what's written there. That's apparently rust and I could go to the lake to get an exact. You know, if you out there, uh, list there's, if any of you happen to be a rustbin, Teddy Roxpin, uh, Teddy Roxpin Presbyterian, let a brother know. I'm curious about your theology. I'm a Calvinist. I only worry about temperature. I only worry about temperature, but in like really weird amounts. Yeah. Dirty must pay the college $8,000 in investigative costs. And we'll face heavy restrictions on their nursing license. They seek reinstatement. Where are they using day? Yeah. I don't know. Was it, was it a tranny or is it just that like this dude's fucking Pajit name was so fucking weird that they didn't know what gender he was? Kamarjid, car dirty. I've been accused of having a car dirty, but I was more slavently when I got it.

21:33Yeah, they got like he and him. This guy's like like xenomorph, xenomorph. Nobody knows what his deal is. Uh, we can call him invaders, him. No, we can't. I hate that show. That's not about the show. It's a, you know, jeets being invaders. Oh, I mean invaders in probably works for them. Invaders in like just below on just below Jack Skellington and the minions of my list of things that like I know more of that. Uh, what about happy tree friends? Uh, vaguely invaders invaders. I don't know out of all those I could tolerate invaders in more. I don't know. Vader Zim is like, that's a broad, you're, you're trying to bang and so you sit through. Fucking nightmare before Christmas. Next time you go over, she wants to watch the invader vizzym box set. That's what's going on. Well, because like I'm already like, it's like crazy gross out humor. Like like Ed and Eddie sometimes had that invaders. Zim is just kind of natural for me. Yeah. Well, okay, here's the most, uh,

22:35mall goth gay thing I'm ever going to say. You might want to cut this out of the show. Um, I'm not going to prefer John. I prefer Johnny that shot. I prefer Johnny the homicidal maniac. Thank you. Uh, I tell lady to hell of an admission to people. No, I tell, I'll tell lady. Um, yeah, we'll watch, we'll watch the invaders in box that, but next time we hang out, we're watching all of Webster. Jesus. Just a torture. Shit out of it. So that isn't torture thing. Like you don't even like Webster. You just know Webster fucking sucks. A manual Lewis sucks. Cause I feel like if you were going to like make some lady watch something that you like to watch, it would be a, uh, bananza, right? Yeah, and there's only only 431 episodes of that. Yeah, you can get through that. No problem. Do you know what my episode's dark shadows has? It's not a million. Not enough. Too many. Jesus. I said sucks. The nurse was working a day shift at the care home when a resident who was immobile and used a wheelchair. Needed the dressing change for a wound on their right buttock.

23:36A chronic condition of about two years that required daily dressing changes in cleansing. Sounds like, uh, uh, uh, is it bed, bed wounds? What do they call that? Bed source, bed source. Yeah. So as he's switching from like, uh, like C zero over to blue cheese. This is a bed SARS. Um, um, bed SARS. How are you? Instead of dressing the wound as dirty had done twice in the past, they cleanse the residents, ainus in sort of about 10 centimeters of gauze packing inside and bandaged, bandaged it as if it were the wound. They really are like, AI is actually Indians. Yeah. Like they're an AI people. Well, this is like an AI mistake. No, but he knew about the wound. He's like, I'm just going to put my finger in their asshole instead. Well, no, this is like an AI hallucination version of like medical treatment. Like, I don't know. Shovel, butchered gauze up his ass and like put masking tape over. Yeah, but he already, he knew about the wound. He was like, Oh, I've cleaned that wound twice before I end doing it again. I'm fingering their bottle.

24:36Well, yeah. I've got access to like the, uh, the sum of human knowledge and still spits out. Well, what if, what if the ainus for them is just a place to temporarily put stuff, but then they just forget it's there. Yeah. I feel like, uh, nature's pocket. It is. Listen, I know West Watts is going to be disappointed in me, but if I had the keyster something, I would know what's fucking there. You know, well, apparently the patient knew what was going on or had an inkling of what was going on. But, uh, the wound, which was about 10 to 15 centimeters away from the residents, a noose was ignored, the panel said. So while he's looking at their asshole, the wounds right there. So he knew. So it was the plan like they replaced this all with Mexicans. And then they replaced the Mexicans with Indians and then they replaced the Indians with rumbers. Like, well, I don't know. I don't know that Canada had a bunch of Mexicans, but, uh, you know, brown, whatever. Yeah, to try this. Jesus.

25:38That's a little of that. But yeah, the God's packing had to be inserted into the wound with sufficient force to overcome the residents' muscles in their ainus. We had to add more gods because his ainus said, no, Mr. Goat, that's gang. The resident who had very limited sensation in the lower part of their body told dirty they felt pressure increased discomfort and a sensation similar to the urge to have a bowel movement. Yeah, they want to shit this shit out of their fucking ass. I'm going to shit out your fucking ass if you don't knock off. Please don't shit out of my ass, Tommy. I just went to the bathroom. Not you. I just think that's a really funny threat. He said she said, oh, shit with your ass. About five hours later, the resident asked a health care aide to check if they had a bowel movement, which is when it was discovered that the wound was left uncovered and without addressing, causing an increased risk of infection during that time, the panel wrote, dirty voluntarily surrendered their certificate. See if they're if I can do in the pronoun thing again. See, you think it isn't tranny? No, no, I think they don't want people to put more puzzle pieces together.

26:40They're trying to keep the Canadian public more in the dark. Flomixed. Because even if they get woke up to the IQ, the Indian question, they're still asleep on the WQ. Is that what you're going to do? Speaking of Canadian and the WQ, I thought on Saturday when we were hanging out that all women are Canadian because they have milk bags. I remember you said that. I probably reacted the same way. That's a belly laugh of a statement. Well, but then you were all like, wow, I was in Wisconsin. We had bagged milk. Well, yeah, and where is Wisconsin? It's right by Canada. Yeah, man. That doll, yeah, that was a kindergarten and first and second grade. We had the milk came in bags. I don't know if that was a Wisconsin thing or a Catholic school thing or a Wisconsin Catholic school thing, but we definitely had the milk coming in bags. And there's like a milk or like ice cream treat in Japan that comes in a bag. And it's supposed to look like a boob and you're supposed to like suck the milk or the ice cream

27:43out of the nipple. You know, I think Japan gets a bad rap. I like milk bags. That's pretty, that's pretty funny. That's what they were going for. I could go for one. They got the same thing in Korea, but it spits out kimchi. Oh, oh, oh, they did for your gut. They did dox the gender of this person, by the way, in the article. Wow, dirty. The panel said they started, they started working as a health care aid the next month, but began a year-long maternity leave in March 2026. Dirties lawyers said. Um, that doesn't prove anything. Oh, no, I'm going to hit the woofay button because she's a woman. Dirty initially denied response. So that's even weirder. This, that makes this article even weirder knowing that's a woman. What, it makes sense to me stupid denying responsibility? No, no, but you expect an Indian man to be like a gross purve and shove stuff in like a incapacitated person's asshole? No, I don't think this is stupid at all. It makes sense because she's got woman brain.

28:44She's got Indian brains so she does shit this retarded. And his postpartum, she has mommy brain. Oh my god, I am mommy brain man. But no, like you expect like a, a, a jeet guy to be like extra purve. But then you're like, oh, I'm just going to pack this old person's asshole with gauze. Yeah, this is just like, who knows what goes on inside an Indian woman's head? Not much. I did that, that, that, that, that Bangladeshi broads for a while. Those long time ago. There's a swishing, swishing of a cow piss inside. Well, when you hire someone named Dirty, I guess that's what you get. Mm-hmm. Dirty. I'm a fool to do your dirty work. Riding dirty. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, I'm going black and then I'm talking like Nelly, dude. Country grammar, dirty South Asia. Dirty initially denied responsibility for the incident after being shown photographic evidence of the error and suggested another provider had made the mistake. It wasn't me. Was it me? The cop, the cop me packing their a-ne is wasn't me.

29:44Was it me? I mean, depending on how Indian she is, she might be kind of shagged. They, they even caught me brown-handed. Lashed? That's, that's a con, sorry. A corny guy. Damn, that's, yeah, I heard this with Senegal said about him. Get out of here. You wasted nine million dollars or 25 million dollars or whatever it was. No, you built too be fair. They fell for it. He's like, I'm not gonna make that city that you gave me money for. Like you hired this, do the take care of shit. All of his songs are about being in jail. Like, what did you think was that? And birthday sex. Birthday sex. Birthday. That song's so retarded. I have a hard time believing it's a real song. Lawyers for the College's complaints investigation committee said, Dirty failed to demonstrate basic anatomy skills and made a mistake that no registered nurse should have made. God. That's because their degrees don't come from real places.

30:47Right. They come from India. Sad. Which is not a real place. It doesn't exist. It's a location, but it's not a real place. And the location. The committee also said Dirty's initial denial of responsibility was alarming. Well, it's not gonna stop you from, you know, importing another, you know, 20 million of them is it? Yeah, they have a plan to at least get another million in in the next year or something. So I don't even know about this shit. Dirty's lawyer said the former nurse now accepts they made a mistake and demonstrated a significant lack of attention. Yeah, oops. Missed this wound half a foot away. Stuck my finger in their asshole. Maybe the, maybe this is the only way to get me inside of the country is like, you start telling the boomers they're having medical errors and they're all fucked up and fat and old and stupid. They're like, oh, maybe this isn't great. No, they'll still they'll just say still good food though. The lawyer speculated that fatigue and distraction were contributing factors. I'm fatigued. Yeah, I have a hard time telling them between an open wound and my butthole when I'm tired.

31:50Sturkey. Well, they don't know the elbow from their asshole. Yeah, literally. The panel said the resident's wound was large and obvious. Yeah, you think? And would have been easily distinguishable from their anus. I love that. I love that that's a sentence and a fucking article. Yeah, and we still have to debate whether or not we should, you know, bring billions of them to this continent. Maybe maybe her own point of reference is her own asshole, which does look like it looks particularly. Anus. I know that my asshole in the mirror today. You're my fucking mind. Calling Dirty's mistake disturbing in the extreme. Dirty's errors suggest a totally unacceptable lack of care and attention to the resident's condition. The panel wrote my panel said it rejected any suggestion that fatigue led to Dirty's grossly deficient level of care provided the resident, which called it inexplicable and unacceptable by any standard. No patient deserves to be treated in this manner. Yeah, unless I specifically request somebody finger my asshole.

32:55But your finger in my bunghole. Hey, hey, young. Is she with my finger in my asshole? I require a syphus. Oh, is this where I get the happy ending? No, you're in here in a fucking convalescent home, old man. That is a sad ending. Dirty apologized for the mistake cooperated with the college's investigation and disciplinary process and had no previous disciplinary history, the panel said. That's because you hadn't cost him yet. Cooperated with the investigation by denying everything. They went in on a co-op together. Yeah, they stole food from a co-op for the poor together. Like they can't see delicious poor people's food. If Dirty wants their nursing license reinstated, you already told me it was a woman. The nurse was a woman. They must take consulting courses on client assessment, critical thinking. That's going to be a tough one. Yeah, you can't cheat that. Yeah, what? What is a course on critical thinking? Huh?

33:57Unbelievable. I made them taking a course on critical commenting and I insult every woman I date. We just need to train the 75 IQ retard to be intelligent and then the problem's are solved. Well, it's like Jared Diamond thinks that the Papua New Guinea people are actually smarter than everybody else or whatever. So, he wrote Guns, Germs and Steel. Yeah, I thought that was Howard's in. No, that's the, that's the, I can't keep track of these shitty fucking Jews. Is that something about? Doctors in. He fucking pops Nick pouches. What a cool dude. You're going to watch him for doctors in. He's got that fucking eyeball spider thing should lasage people. Exactly. They could call me doctors in. Oh my god, really? Not the Jewish. I just, just nicotine pouches brother. I don't know. I'd rather just vape. I quit vaping and I only do pouches now. So I've quit smoking, vaping and now I'm only down to pouches. Well, I quit regular chew. And went to pouches. But it's expensive because it's only kangaroo pouches.

34:59I just, I just climb right in. Get on with the continue I need. So weird conversation. Yeah. And of course, in professionalism in noising as well as wound management. Here's the difference. It's not the difference it could save your life. It's like going to the optometrist, but they keep flushing butthole versus wound instead of like. Better one or two. Number two. Oh, it's definitely number two. If their licenses are insane, they must complete 2015 hours of independent registered nursing under supervision of a college compliance monitor. I can only imagine the flashcards while they're preparing for the test. And it's literally all pictures of wounds and buttholes. It's it's it's it's was my one of my favorite childhood games. I played shoots and ladders and wounds and buttholes. That's not a fun game. This chick lost every game.

36:04Poop poop shoots and ladders. Oh shit. Once that's completed, dirty will need to be accompanied by another registered nurse at wake. Cannot work for a healthcare staffing agency. Cannot engage in self-employed practice. Emma's corresponded with a college compliance monitor every month. But she's going to write love letters. She's going to have to have a tard handler next. There with any with updates on any shifts worked. Dirty must also maintain one consistent employer cannot hold multiple employers as a registered nurse will be barred from maintaining a employment. Yeah, you will be barred from maintaining obtaining employment in the float pool. Oh, no. I think it's just when a when a place is short staffed, they can just call up the float pool and get a nurse in to cover. That's a dumping pool. Oh, I love that band. One, nothing wrong with me. Two, nothing wrong with me. Floater pool. Johnny Kuh. I'm going to kill you piece of shit. You just trying to fucking suffocate your third. Let's a feces hit the floor.

37:04Oh, oh. I don't know if Indians like you, you later, whatever, but. I probably don't. I'm sure they make some kind of stupid noise. She. I mean, everything. Yeah, did you check out their language? I was just continuing with the drowning poo song. She ding again. Coming out my end. Here we go. Here we go. I'm glad I don't know enough of the lyrics from that song to do a proper parody. I used to be able to do a good rendition of an Aunt karaoke. And people knew the song. So I was trying to please the crowd. Disgusting. Yeah, I know. There's gosh day. I had a buddy who was always like, Hey, will you do walking in Memphis with me? Like Mark Cohn. No thanks. What the fuck it never might. I was walking away Memphis.

38:0510 steps off of Biel. Sorry. Don't know it. The punishment provides general deterrence. All registered nurses. Yeah, look, there's be a lesson to the rest of you. You didn't cut off her hands. We're in Kutter J. Day's ultra. See all the things these people understand. Yeah. They're like, haha jokes on you. I don't even wipe my ass. I don't need my hands. Loser. And reassures the public that the college is working to maintain standards. I sure it is double standards. Double standards. You objectively have no standards if you hire even a single Indian. And ensure continued trust in the profession. The panel wrote. Dirty finished their nursing education in India in 2013. Yeah. One of them sits on this piece of paper. They became a registered practical nursing Ontario. The equivalent of a licensed practical nursing man in October in 2019. But they did not work as one in Ontario. That's amazing. Man, that's the one problem here.

39:06The equivalent of a licensed practical nurse in Manitoba. Man, that's a useful info. What band was handsome dick Manitoba? What? He's an aponpan. So named for his handsome dick. Apparently. I'm like little Richard who is named for his tiny dick. Or Peter Coyote. You ever think about Peter Coyote and dick wolf being basically the same guy? Haha, the dick wolf. And the Peter Coyote. I got it. I never thought about that. It makes a lot of sense though. Wikipedia just links me to Richard Manitoba. Oh, his real name is Richard Blum from the Bronx. Oh, God. Who is this dick wolf? What? Handsome dick Manitoba. Oh, he was with the dictators. Oh, no. The penis potatoes. Yeah, he was with the dictators.

40:06He also sang with a reunited version of the MC5 from 2005 to 2012. Cool. Wow. They said the F-word dude, who's a big deal, ball. And they also said deck black power. Yeah, because they were gay. But yeah, handsome dick Manitoba from the dictators. All right. I still don't know where did dick Manitoba come from? What happened? Because the license practical nursing Manitoba lined in the article. Oh, all right. They obtained an RN license in New York in 2023 after three exam attempts. A real nigga license? Yeah, dude. Real nigga, I was. Oh, shit. They became a licensed nurse in Alberta in 2023, registering Manitoba through lay-bower mobility a year later. Uh-huh. They started working as an RN at Holy Family Home, where they were already employed as a licensed practical nurse. Oh, God. I'm glad it was practical and not CG. Yeah. I'm glad.

41:07I'm glad. I'm glad. I got it. CBC News has reached out to Dirty's lawyer for comment. And they said, he said, I'm gay. I'm gay. I'm gay. The lawyer said, I'm tired of representing Dirty fucking street shit. Dirty get my office. God damn it. You get results. They got this theme coming out of his ears and shit. Dirty get me back up. Dirty nurse. That's a good one. Normally when I say dirty nurse, it'd be like, hello, nurse, not in this case. Well, we got good bye, nurse. You got all the Animaniacs jokes. Fall down a hole, nurse. Yeah, consider suicide, nurse. Ha ha. Dateline, Belagavi. Oh, no. Assamingly trivial argument over chicken pieces. During a party, ended in murder most of all.

42:09And Karnataka's Belagavi district. Oh, no. Not Belagosi. What? Karnataka, isn't that where what's his face in the watchman? Isn't that where he built the smartest man in the world? As he manned his. Zanadou. What? Zanadou. The incident took place at the Hanna's, Hanna's, she all p.g. village. P.g. tips. The tea. Very strongly cautious. In Moodalagi, Taluk, where a man from Uttar Pradesh was allegedly stabbed to death by his friend. Oh, no. The man who died has been identified as a copeseed and dilator, um. Mola Ram, see the Ram. Yeah, his name is see the Ram. A native of Cabriganj village. She's in the fill fill fill a bit district of Uttar Pradesh. He was working at Priya Steel Company in Moodalagi.

43:09Moodal, Moodal, Moodal. With the accused Aaron Kumar. Who's also from Cabirganj? Ah, Cabirganj. Yeah, it's my favorite strain of weed. Cabirganj. Cabirce. The two friends were reportedly having a party. I don't think sounds pretty gay. Sounds pretty gay. If I'm hanging out with somebody that's one thing, but if you're calling me and one other dude a party, I don't think so, brother. Pami, the case here now. It's a party. Ah, fuck, I can't believe I fucked up the start of a banger. They were having a reportedly having a party when an argument broke out over one of them eating more pieces of chicken than the other. Really? Now, if I ever hang out with anybody, I promise not to just be a bogart and eat. You better not fucking gank my chicken, dude. The majority of the chicken pieces. But if we're sharing, if we're sharing and you're taking extra long time to eat some chicken, I might eat an extra piece. Wow, I can't believe you would eat one more piece of chicken than me.

44:10It's time to get stabbed, dude. Yeah, I'm prepared. What happens if there's an uneven amount of chicken to begin with? Well, it still counts. And then we have to do rock paper scissors for it. Do we have to cut slice it like the bean in Jack and the bean stock with Mickey? Yes. That's why I don't hang out with anybody. Then I can eat all the chicken I want. Well, fucker. There is a solution. Both of you each buy your own chicken pieces. But it led to a heated exchange between the two. Passion's flared, you might say, with this two-man party. The argument soon escalated with Aaron Kumar, a allegedly pulling out a knife and stabbing C. the Rom in the chest. I see the Rom, I eat the Rom. What followed wasn't apparent attempt to cover up the crime. Still sounds like gay lovers shit to me. Yeah. Copa Ram and C. the Ram. Aaron Kumar reportedly took the injured C. the Rom to go-kack government hospital. Go-kack. Listen, I'm not going to any fucking hospital. I'll go-kack.

45:10You're not surviving that trip. But allegedly claim that he had followed the crime. But allegedly claim that he had fallen from a building in an attempt to make the incident appear accidental. Yeah. Yeah, it was final defecation. Yeah. And if you escape, it keeps coming after you. Fucking break. Yeah. It keeps coming after you if you happen to make it out. But, yeah. Starring Devasawaram. Yes. But like, oh, weird. He doesn't have any broken bolts or anything, just a stab one to the chest. This doesn't line up with following from a building. I thought we're off a building onto a knife. The explanation- Can you believe these people just littering knives around? Blade up. It's like- It's like when people would go and like before a deep frost, like put a bunch of like plastic forks into people's lawns, you know? Yes. It's like that, but- The handles are in the ground. You know what's great about this article is it's like maximum Indian where there's this thing at the top that's like-

46:12Ask me a question about the sardicles get the little like AI sparkly thing. Yeah. Okay. Hey, they offered- Hey, disappoint didn't job, job you missed my final defecation joke. I was very proud of it. Oh, I'm sorry. Hang on. I'm going to take care of the final defecation. Okay. Because they tried to play this off as an accidental bet. But also to offer, ask me a question about this article. How about you put all the information in the fucking article? Okay. You know what's great is- is- is- is so I go to type in because it's things like fucking beeping at me about AI or whatever. Uh, and it's like summarized the article. What societal factors might contribute to such violent reactions ever trivial disputes? And all of the dynamics of friendship and conflict illustrated in this incident. Incident. Fuck me. I got a better question. I'm going to type in right now. Why are Indians so stinky? Hmm. This message violates our usage policy. Oh, no.

47:12Let me see. Have you ever stuck your queener in a horse's ass? See, I'm over here. Why does Elon Musk want to replace me with these monsters? As a- as a corollary, why do all these so-called right wingers think that guy is a cool dude send this message violates our usage policy? Please respond. Not even fucking- oh my god, there you are. You know, Tommy, I don't actually hate I- you know, it's a tool. It's just a tool. I got news for you. Anybody that fucking every time somebody fucking planes about AI, they have to do the little fucking butt at the beginning like, oh, well, it's okay if it's using as a tool.

48:13You know what? Fuck you. You're a tool. What about that? Thank you. I don't want to look like a lot. Why not? Fucking digger. This thing can't even explain anything to me. I think I think everybody is allowed to have a bit a bit of a lot is a mess of treat. Next, I just typed in stacums. I don't know. It really doesn't like me. Stacum is an American brand of thinly sliced frozen sheet steaks. No, no, no, no, no. It's better than a tube steak. I guess machine steak. Oh, no more description. Well, as I mentioned, anywhere that they sizzle in the pan, it's not let me type anything in. It only says here preparation, but thin frozen slices cook in minutes on a skill without needing to be defrosted first. So true. Um, why are you people such communists? Well, guess what that also violated the usage policy? Well, he said he'd fallen from building an attempt to make the incident appear accidental.

49:13However, the explanation raised suspicion. The police reached the hospital and took Aaron Kumar into custody for questioning during interrogation. He allegedly confessed to stabbing C. The rom. Meanwhile, C. The rom died due to his injuries despite treatment. A murder case he'd been registered further investigation underway. Uh, I'm gonna try it again. Here we go. I don't know what further investigation is needed. He admitted to it and the guy died. Yeah. I think the reason I'm here is because I'm not sure. Are boomers white. Oh, it's thinking. Good question. The term boomers refers to the baby boomer generation with a system of visuals more roughly blah blah blah. Uh, very septic backgrounds, not just white individuals. I don't believe you. So we got we're gonna need to skip this one for now because this is a bit of a long article. We'll come to that on the other side.

50:13Oh, yeah. Yeah, the red fair one. Oh, God. But this one's a good one. You know how we shit on a art a lot. Sometimes on this show, even though we can see some art. I mean, you mean we should on art carney. You're always the first one. You should shit our card. It's a funny guy. Second of all, I thought you guys were all about moma. Well, remember when we shit out shit on the one about speaking of shit and moma. Um, shit on the one about the spreading the peanut butter all over the floor. The tumor, you're semiotics spaghetti up the snatch all that. Yeah. Well, this is kind of in that vein. So a contemporary art exhibition took an unexpected term this week. When in our collector and again, Arctic term. What a twist. Hmm. Uh, when an art club. Be careful with those, you know, they might not salt the road. You kind of like skid out a little bit on the edge of it. Huh? Uh, offered $4,000 for what he believed was an experimental sculpture only to discover that the artwork was actually a broken vacuum cleaner used by the venues cleaning staff. Yeah, I check out. Good going, Jimmy out six.

51:13Man, do you see that fucking mutant going to the vacuum store? Yeah, anybody who watched our stream saw that shit. I'm gonna hate that kid. The incident happened during the opening night of an introductory exhibition showcasing an emerging contemporary artist at Marino Gallery last Thursday. The vacuum had been left in a quiet corner of the gallery after it stopped working earlier in the day. According to staff, the cleaner had been used throughout the week to vacuum the exhibition floors before its motor reportedly gave out. It gave out like Cobras hat. Yeah, sometimes it just quits on you. Game out, dude. Rather than immediately throwing it away, a member of the cleaning crew left it. Oh, cleaning crew. I love that band. It is dyed in your art tonight. Oh, I just dye it in your hands tonight. It's the vacuum singing this. Yes. The vacuum singing songs. Rather than immediately throwing it away, a member of the cleaning crew left it beside a wall, but while waiting for it to be removed. It's literally your job.

52:15Like you see Tommy, they're doing the jobs that Americans don't want to do. That's why we have to be replaced with these brown fucking idiots. You're a member of the cleaning crew. You can clean up your broken vacuum. Well, I chose to delegate the task code. That's why one visiting collector noticed it. The battered black vacuum complete with tangled power cords, scuffed plastic casing, and a cracked dust compartment was sitting several feet away from a collection of minimalist sculptures. It should still be. To the collector, however, its placement appeared intentional. Oh, fuck. Yeah, you were reading into it like you do with all modern art. Well, what this actually represents is a me farting on you. Rap. He reportedly spent as a weird CIA spy out from the 50s. He reportedly said that you see this vacuum used to belong to my best friend who had AIDS. And this was his last possession. Well, stupid fucking box fan bullshit. Yeah, yeah, from that harmful opinions video from that. Oh, I didn't even see it that way. I just saw the actual article about it.

53:16He reportedly spent several minutes examining the machine before asking a gallery representative about acquiring it, believing the vacuum to be an untitled conceptual work. The collector eventually offered $4,000 for the piece. Uh-huh. The offer was accepted at least initially. Even the people working the art gallery are like, yeah, it's art, I guess. Yeah, you can buy it for grants you are. Sure. It's a chitching. Uh, a PT Barnum being the art gallery worker. Soccer born every minute, etc. Yeah, the confusion only became apparent when a gallery employee went looking for the vacuum after the collector asked for information about the artist and the work certificate of authenticity. Here's the hell of a quote. We thought he was joking it for us once staff members said then we realized he was completely serious. The employee reportedly wrecked it that describes all of modern art ever. The employ the employee reportedly, the serious recognized the machine immediately. That's the cleaners of vacuum. They said it's also the vacuum cleaner who cleans the vacuum cleaner.

54:17Fuck. Uh, the collector was then informed that the object it tarred had never been part of the exhibition. The article didn't say that. We thought they were joking at first, but then all these like rich people and Jews started throwing money at us for stripping paint on the canvas. It had simply been left there after breaking down. I relate to that. The $4,000 sale was canceled. Just sell it to him. He wants it. You can buy all the vacuums you need. And the vacuum was reportedly removed from the art from the gallery later that evening. Well, they got to get the certificate, you know, right in like this was done by IP freely on April 20th. Yeah, from why are you gay? Yeah. Also, why did you cancel it? The vacuum cleaner's broken. Get rid of it. Well, that's what I'm saying. Just actually treat it as art. Just do a fucking crayon certificate of authenticity. Be like that's also part of the artist thing and then sell it to him and you can buy the best vacuum on the fucking planet. Why did they want to hold on to it?

55:17I just don't understand my fucking cons. We're like clean, clean. She just left it there. She's like, oh, that's not the cleaning people. What do you think you are? Well, I think you're here. See, I think the people at the art gallery were listening to too much Bon Jovi. They said, you've got a hold on to what you've got. So that's why they were hanging out to the broken. What do they have? They have some records. It's a cricket. Actually, it's a children with rickets. The incident has since become the unofficial talking point of the exhibition. What's the official talking point? Wow, this shit sucks. Some gay water offered us $4,000 for a piece of shit. Yeah, you know, talking board for this exhibition is get a load of this asshole. With visitors joking that the gallery may have accidentally stumbled upon its most valuable conceptual artwork. Did they all proceed to go? Oh, it turns out, however, this is far from the first time this kind of misunderstanding has occurred. The art world has been confusing art with rubbish for quite some time.

56:18So true. No, shit. So true. The most honest line in the article. No lie detected. In 2024, a lift technician at the LA at the Lamb Museum. Can you hear the voice? I got a voice. Oh, in the nev... Who's a lift technician? A elevator worker guy that fixes them. They still have those? Yeah, he fixes it while singing. Not operator. I was thinking they had like the black dude with like the funny hat and the suit with the buttons. And he says both, going up both. And he sings out the bottom. Up, up, up, down, down, down, down, down. Oh, God. I'm trying to think about that fucking thing. Well, actually, this is actually the reverse of what happened in this article. A lift technician at the Lamb Museum in the Netherlands took one look at two discarded looking beer cans and decided they had served their purpose. Oh, no. Unfortunately, they were actually all the good times we spent together. And not work but Alexandria Levet, consisting of two painstakingly hand-painted cans.

57:20The technician tossed them in the bin where the curator later managed to rescue them just in time. So they had blank cans and they painted them? Or somebody painted over actual cans covered up the original label. But either way, somebody hand-painted this and this guy's like somebody left their fucking beer cans here tossed. I wish I could do that with demographics of people. So that's actually 180 degrees from the actual previous part of the article. Some guy who's just a blue collar worker is like, hey, that's fucking trash. I know it when I see it. It's not 410, though, or whatever the fuck it is you said at the beginning. A similar case occurred at the Tate Britain in 2004 when a cleaner came across a transparent, transparent, rubbish bag filled the paper on other waste. It was rather inconveniently part of an artwork by Gustav Metzger. The bag was thrown away and even made it into a crusher before the museum had realized its mistake. It was eventually retrieved, though, although Metzger decided it was too damaged to save and simply made another one. Yeah, I can make more trash too.

58:21Was it Gustav Metzger that Australian guy that was like locking people in his basement or some shit? That was Joseph Fritzel. Yeah, I know. Thank you. Oh, I thought it was about the guy who was putting like a gaze in barrels of acid in Australia. Next year, you're going to tell me he was Austrian and not Australian. I got potato potato. That was that was the joke. It was really funny because he did the Joseph Fritzel and then like, they're like, wow, look at this Australian guy. And then like, yes, Joe's be like, oh, he's Austrian. And then like people started like photoshopping him like draping the fucking Australian flag and shit. Well, I do have a comedy in like 2007. Well, I do have a question. Is he married to Miss Fritzel from Magic School Bus? Yes. Actually, that was Miss Fritzel. Fritzel, Fritzel, Fritzel, whatever. Fritzel sounds like a potato based dessert at a carnival. I circus. I'm the clown. And then there was Damien Hurst. Oh, I like how a masker was like, I can make another bag of trash.

59:22No problem. Give me five minutes. And then there was Damien Hurst in 2001, a cleaner at London's I Storm gallery. I Storm. Arrived in the morning to find empty beer bottles, coffee cups, ash trays and other derbys. I know it's the dormit. I like saying derbys. We're whirling derbys. I don't know. And other debris scattered around the space, assuming someone had simply forgotten to clean up after a party. He did what any other good cleaner would do. He put the entire thing in bin bags and threw it out. Not the bin bags. The only problem is that the earth had deliberately arranged the masses and artwork the night before. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, it's all deliberately placed, guys. I promise. Jesus. I mentally evolved this trash out. Gallery staff eventually had to retrieve the rubbish and reconstruct a piece from photographs. So fucking stupid. Jesus. Thank you for the article, Julie Schneider. She was on one day at a time. This is a bit of a war. I'm saying art. Oh my god. Julie Schneider looks exactly what you would expect.

1:00:23Art. More like fart. Yeah, art not smart. Work harder, not a heart. Harder. That wouldn't work in the UK. Okay, hang on a second. Am I seeing things? Julie Schneider is a Brooklyn based writer, editor and maker. What the fuck is a maker? She poops. She poops. She poops. She poops. She poops. She poops. She poops. She poops. She poops. She poops. She poops. She poops. Yeah, me too. I've got way more 15 years of experience of that. I got to go make. Here's the interesting part. She holds a BFA, big fat ass. In craft slash material studies from Virginia Commonwealth University and study journalism at the Craig Newmark Graduate School of Journalism at CUNY. At Coney. At Coney. At Coney. Fuck sick of this dude. She spent 11 years at At C. She looks like the type. If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all. I guess I'm talking about this, bro.

1:01:24She looks like the type of self-cancel for a spans. Yeah, especially after graduating from Coney. What the fuck? Well, she became an adult. She's adulting. So she couldn't be Coney anymore because she was too grown up. I'm sorry. I brought this up. Cut this whole part out. Oh my god, I'm disgusted. Jesus. Pardon me. My throat's a little screechy. Oh, see, I thought you were going for like the, you know, like, you know, like, no, no, no, I prefer to throw it clear. I need some water. Water is water. You want to get some? I could read you the first part of this next article. Well, no, we're going to break. Oh shit, all right. Get the fuck out of here. Because we are going to hit the, the red and fair one when we come back. Oh god. No, it's about people standing up for themselves. So it's kind of good.

1:02:24Okay. But we got to go to break and, and you guys get to, you have the pleasure of listening to RFI about Khan. What was it? Shah, the Shah of I read. Yes. Yes. So leotard. I knew it was a four letter name. Khan. Shah. Shah. Shah. Shah. Shah, bra. But we will, we will, in fact, see you on the other side. Okay, no. Ready of free ends with episode 447. It's a thrash metal week and it's a Slavic metal week, specifically the Eastern type of slabs, they use the weird backwards letters and say, instead of, we're talking about the

1:03:29Russians. Now I'd say I'm fairly well known within the internet black metal scene for being pretty knowledgeable about Russian black metal. And you might even think that Russian black metal was my entrance into Russian stuff in general. Now, if we're talking about more widely Slavic stuff, yes, my introduction to that was through black metal from Poland and Ukraine with Graveland and nocturnal Mortem back at the single digit 2000s. But when it came to the Russian stuff, I was actually first made aware of the metal scene over there through an older style of metal than black metal. We're talking the real old 70s 80s stuff, the heavy metal roots and the nascent thrash metal movement, Arya, Kruiz, Mastar. But the first band I heard from all of that back in I want to say 2007 or something was the subject of this week's episode. Shah. You know that fat cock sucker says I look like the Shah of Iran. Oh, that's Tony. I never got that at all. From Moscow, formed 1985.

1:04:31I checked them out because the album cover was pretty awesome. You got those three skulls going. The logo looks sick, simplistic, but sharp, pointy and brutal. I like the color scheme as well. But most importantly, some fella on metal fart cives by the name of UltraBoris, one of the original maniacs on that website, back when it was slightly more tolerable than it is today. And the other guy, the guy who reviewed that shi album with the following immortal opening lines. Anyone who professes himself to be an iced earth band who would like nothing more than the Filet John Shaper for his triplet proficiency needs to put no further than this album, up his hook up because here comes a cock that makes it shaper, looks like he's hung like a squirrel. This picture's the most insane guitar work in the triplet area ever laid down to take literally 45% faster than Shaper. Oh, and a greater variety in Rift too. But I missed that error of the metal internet sometimes. But yeah, he's saying this shi album with the skulls on it, got even crazier triplets than iced earth. Now back in the day, I was all about that.

1:05:35So if there's something like that but more intense, you know I had to hear it. I don't even remember how I actually fucking got a hold of MP3s for this album. Must have been like soul seeker something, or maybe DC++. Because this shit was not well known back then. But yeah, somehow I got it, and I fucking loved it. I came to it all the time up until 2015. Dark symphonies, good record label. Reissued the damn thing on CD. So obviously I bought that and I've got it on cassette from head split for some reason as well. One of my in real life friends and yes they do exist. I was running a tape distraught and he happened to get a copy of that and he knew I hadn't shut up about this fucking album for the past decade. So he was like, hey, here you go. Go nuts. Which I proceeded to do. I've gone nuts with Shaw for, oh my god, like 20 years almost now. I actually covered them briefly about five and a half years ago on episode 150 where I talked about them, Ospit and Dei Yves. You know that band with the song that says the naughty word in it. Black per ser ser ser ser ser. Honestly I probably wouldn't shock you to know that they're not the only Russian thrash

1:06:36metal band to do that sort of thing. But yeah, all three of those bands, they're fantastic and each of them could probably get their own episode or well, at least Shaw and Dei Yves could. I don't know how much more I have to add to my original talking points about Ospit, pretty much boils down to. They don't get it. Fuck it's not my god. That's this fucking boy. Fucking metal's fucking. But with Shaw, there's a lot more I could have said. They got four albums. I'll pull it to the knee. Have to. Or I guess five albums as I found out when I was doing research for this episode, gonna have to check out that 2022 disc at some point. But even with that, they kind of only really have two albums. It's complicated. We'll get into it. So here's the deal. A fellow by the name of Anton Garcia, his dad Spanish, his mom is Russian as a Sicilian Norwegian. I appreciate the struggle. But this guy started up a heavy metal band in the wake of the Soviet government realizing that heavy metal was the most popular music in the Soviet Union at the time and officially legalizing it. And yes, that is a true story. You can read about it in the liner notes of the Shaw reissues. And his whole thing was I fucking love venom. I fucking love slayers, Shona Mercy.

1:07:37I'm gonna play stuff like that, but it's faster and more intense than one of his buddies because up to me says, hey, bud, did you know you're playing this thing called thrash metal? He's like, wow, I never heard that term before. He's like, yeah, it's good shit. Here, check out these Exodus and Thrax and Megadeth albums. Anton Garcia puts some on. He's like, wow, that's fucking awesome. I'm gonna take what I'm doing. I'm gonna add a little bit of all that and a whole lot of Megadeth, big Megadeth fans, these Shaw guys. 1989 rolls around. They put out this album called Beware. Then it might be the greatest thrash metal album of all time. Certainly up there. On that old ass episode, I covered two of my favorite songs from that album, that being Total Devastation and Blood Brothers. In summary, Total Devastations get this part that goes like, which I'm sure most people would agree is pretty fucking sick. And Blood Brothers has this crazy ethereal intro. They're just builds and builds until it all explodes into the greatest Megadeth riff

1:08:43ever written that Megadeth themselves didn't actually write. This time around, I figured we'd discuss two of the tracks I didn't have the time to talk about, and that old three-parter. First one of these is entitled Save the Human Race. This track has a great job of showing off one of Shaw's principal, compositional conceits that being the big time build up lengthy sections of riffs that all flow into each other. Before the vocal hooks in the song even show up, as one might expect for a band whose primary influence is Megadeth, there's a massive focus on technicality with Shaw, particularly in the guitar department as you're hearing right now. Tons of tasty fucking leads, but that Megadeth influence extensive vocals as well. Not necessarily that he sounds like Dave, but the vocals in Shaw kind of do the same thing that the vocals in Megadeth do, where they're just really weird and abrasive and function more as a framing device for the guitar parts, as opposed to like a pop music catchy

1:09:43sing-along thing. They're less there to drive the music and more there just to kind of comment on top like right here when Anton himself finally says the title of the song after the gang show. And it's here we can start hearing that influence from the other thrash metal bands the era in the form of big fucking riffs. Shaw's quite a bit heavier than Megadeth is most of the time. Also a little bass fill right there. That's Anatolian Kruppmol from my other favorite Soviet thrash band, Shorny Obilius. He doesn't get quite as nuts on this child as he does in his own band, which makes sense there's not as much room for him to do so, given how guitar oriented this record is. I mean you hear and he's fucking solos, these riffs all over the fucking place. Absolute fucking psychotic masterpiece of thrash metal guitar. And I'd say out of every band that's ever taken influence from Megadeth, Shaw kind of understood the essence of Megadeth the best. I see a lot of people hating on Megadeth nowadays.

1:10:43I think this internet driven needless contrarianism to act like you're better than shit that's objectively excellent. But a bigger part of that I think has to do with people fundamentally misunderstanding Megadeth. If you're judging them against a standard thrash metal template, maybe Megadeth is not that good. It's not as punishing and brutal as a slayer or dark angel is. There aren't as many ear catching groove riffs, thrash breaks and gang shots as you might get from anthrax or an actually good band like overkill. Shot fired, shot fired. To truly appreciate Megadeth, you need to look at them as their own entity, which is comprised of two basic elements. One is the need to show up Dave's former band Metallica by increased speed and technicality. So you go from... To something more along the lines of... The other is an application of technicality and musical progression to standard rock

1:11:46and roll and heavy metal tropes in an almost jazzy sort of way at times. I remember reading an interview with Dave Mustang in the 80s where he actually described piece cells as like a very brutal form of jazz and it almost kind of makes sense. The heavy emphasis on technicality, the importance of communication between the different instrumental players. You take all that and then you apply it to rock and roll and you kind of bootstrap yourself into being extreme metal without indulging in a lot of the standard extreme metal tropes. You're not necessarily at first listen going to sound more extreme or intense than a band like Slayer or Demolition Hammer. But in a way, what you're doing on a musical level is possibly even more extreme than bands like that. Shot is all about understanding that idea and there's no better example of that on this first shot album than what you might call the album's ballad. You know it's there, fade the black, it's there in my darkest hour. It's called Threshold of Pain and it's fucking intense. You've got this gut wrenching acoustic intro very much in the tradition of Megadeth

1:12:48with a song like My Last Words. Then the distorted guitars come in, you've got one layer of these big, doomy, blocky chords that hit in time with the drums. Then you've got a floaty lead guitar layer providing ambiance and underneath all of it. You have that acoustic cycle from the beginning. Still going on in the background and fading out as the rest of the song gets more apocalyptic with that driving bass guitar and more floaty weird chords. It's basically complex in a way that a lot of thrash metal isn't. And then the guitars get thrashing. Lead guitars still there, however, which is going to take us into the vocal let section. Again, similar to Dave Mustaine's vocals in Megadeth. Anton Garcia is not going for it, technically adept hitting all the right notes at the right time. Performance. Instead the focus is just on this gut wrenching emotion. Like you could feel the suffering in his voice. And both the lead guitar and the rhythm guitar rise up to match that vibe with the whammy

1:13:52bars and the heavy fucking riffs. Then this narrative part. It's so subconsciously depressive that it borders on a sarcastic sense of humor. Kind of a ton of cheek fatalism. Very slobic in its own way. And it's going to take us into this culminating set of lead guitar melodies. You know, you could say a band like Ospit or Bacchuria is heavier than this at a bass level. But there's a heaviness of impact to this part and this Shaw song that I feel out does a lot of the more conventionally extreme bands from the time period. That's what Megadeth was all about. And that's what Shaw understood about Megadeth and expanded upon in a way that no other band did. There's also a sense of heroism here that they don't just let the song collapse. It was kind of a rise from the ashes section at the end. They don't just fade out on that doomy part.

1:14:52They bring the guitars back in for like one final fight raging against the darkness. That's the essence of heaviness. And to me is the essence of proper heavy metal. And it's why I love this Shaw album so much. Like if you haven't heard Shaw's Beware and you're into just any kind of heavy music at all, you're missing out. Because this is like about as good as it gets. The follow up to Shaw's 1989 Beware album is where we run into the thing where there's kind of five Shaw albums. But there's also kind of only really two because 1991's terror collection is just that a collection of re-recordings of songs that Shaw wrote before Beware, before they really leaned into the Megadeth influences. And as such is an interesting historical document for examining the guts of Shaw's music. For the oldest songs in the album, he actually got Shaw's original vocalist Mikhail Zhim Shuzni to kind of historically re-enact that 1985-1988 period of Shaw. The earliest stuff on here is way more heavy metal than you might expect from Shaw.

1:15:55Very emotive, almost somewhat Arya-esque at times. Also surprisingly, Doom Metal-esque, particularly on this song, Ash's The Ashes. Also fun fact, this vocalist, the original Shaw vocalist, back before they put an album out. They got they brought back for some of the earliest songs in this album. Actually, Anton's half-brother. There's a bit of a speed up during this section. Obviously not full-on thrash, but still an interesting bit of songwriting dynamics. The section it takes us into, however, one of my all-time favorite moments in Shaw. Fuck that harmony right there. That's shit hits hard. Let's you know that there was something special going on with Shaw, even prior to them really finding their sound, so to speak, with their more thrash metal-inflected material from later on. Speaking of which, that was a 1985 song. When you get to 1986, you see the thrash metal show up.

1:16:56Still prior to a lot of the really weird, like, more mega-death type shit going on. In fact, the earliest thrash metal material from Shaw gives off a rather more European sounding vibe. Maybe it's the venom influence. But I mean, shit, son, that's some satanic, evil speed metal. Maybe not even European. There's some overlap, at least the Mayors, with like early-samples over here. Depending on how your tastes go, like if you're a much more nuclear war-now-conscious type person. This might be the most respectable Shaw material for you. Not my favorite style they ever did, but it is pretty cool. That's a real youthful energy to it, which is... Some are surprising, giving that they're re-recording a much older track. Then you got parts like this thrash break coming up here, where you can hear the more distinctly... Shaw style starts to really develop, particularly once that lead guitar kicks in. It's an interesting concept for an album, almost like historical reenactments, because apparently Shaw recorded a shitload of rehearsals and demos and whatnot that will never see the light of day.

1:17:59And they put this album out as sort of a favor to their fans. People who had seen them play these older songs live, and wanted like a nice studio version of it. Anton was willing to oblige, but if you read the liner notes, he actually isn't too fond of some of these earlier songs compared to the more complex later material. And yeah, I can kind of vibe with that, although I do like a lot of the early stuff, particularly that doomy harmonic part on ashes to ashes. There's other songs in this album where Anton takes over on vocals. Newer songs that are pretty much... beware part two. And given how much I love Shaw's butware album. Yeah, these are fucking spectacular. I like how this one introduces that very bold, brassy riff at the beginning. Then you get the descending musical figure, and then when the vocals kick in. And that same riff is just ground into paste by the waves of brutal palm music with riffing in a way that only Anton Garcia could pull off. I greatly admire this man's bright hand guitar technique. My only real complaint with this album compared to Beware is how it's produced. It's just a lot more normal sounding. I've heard people say that Shaw's Beware album had like a weak production, just makes me want to ask,

1:19:04Are you crazy? Are you mind? His Beware sounded fucking perfect to me, but hey, maybe you like a more normal sounding freshman album. In that case, I could see this being your preferred Shaw release. And it's definitely a cool little compilation even if it isn't really a proper full length album. The follow-up three years later, 1994's Escape From Mind. Same kind of thing. In this case, it's not like a collection of songs spread out from a few different years. It's basically just them re-recording an entire 1988 demo, the one that got them signed as a matter of fact, with newer, more high-budget production values. So again, it's not really like a new full length album, but in this case, it at least feels more like a full length experience. It really speaks to Shaw's musical slant towards perfectionism. Like, they didn't even use any of the songs from this demo on their first official full length album. They let it be its own thing. And the re-recording? Yeah, it kicks fucking ass, it's great. The intro to this song, simply entitled Escape, kind of threw me for a loop the first time I heard it. Because even though this material is older than what was on Beware, it almost feels more modern. It's actually got a decent amount of stylistic overlap with Overkill Circa horoscope.

1:20:09It's just fine to be interested because Anton never mentioned Overkill's an influence in the same way he does. It's mega death or slayer. So maybe it's just a case of conversion evolution, or maybe he was just rapidly consuming anything even vaguely thrashed metal related to he could get his hands on. Songs on the album are long, they got a lot of sections to them, so again a lot of similarity with Beware. Let's start! Really cool utilization of tempo variation here too. Like this riff comes in, total speed metal holocaust, on its second repetition. It's like groove-inflicted New York thrash. The same notes just with a different cadence. Then the big stop start part, blending us into... Absolute thrash metal mayhem. Complete with the wacky Anton Garcia vocals that at least I know him. But then they drop into counterpoint riff-in. I mean that should just fucking heavy. I call it the counterpoint riff because it feels like a follow-up to that speed metal riff-in and a thrash metal riff, apart from earlier in the song. But now it's just full on mid-take thrash. Absolute destroyer of worlds.

1:21:12But at the same time, it introduces a subtle consonant melody beneath the chugs, before heading back into the screaming and pounding double-based holocaust of course. So yeah, escape from minds. Pretty much an essential purchase. Not quite as good as Beware again, but you shouldn't really expect it to be. Like I said, it's a re-recording of a demo that they did prior to recording that first album. But also in 1994, we get the final official second chaffo-length of all new original songs. It's called PSIHO. It's got periods between the letters. I believe it's pronounced like SEAL. Because that's how they say it in the song. And you got a wonder. After all this fiddle farting around, re-recording demo songs and whatnot, does the belated second chaffo-length measure up to the majesty that was Beware? Of course! It's fucking shawty. It's fantastic. This song in particular that we're listening to right now, turn of the chances, might just be tied for the title of my favorite Shaw song with threshold of pain and blood brothers.

1:22:12But what's really cool about this song, and honestly this album in general, is that it exists apart from Beware. It's its own entity. Again, it's a continuation of where they're going on that release, but it's been modernized, and not in like a stupid way. It's unmistakably a 90s album, but it doesn't lose that 80s speed metal soul. Also, Anton's vocals are a lot smoother this time around, but they don't lose their edge from the earlier Shaw material. With the important parts of the guitar riffs, it's clearly still Anton writing everything. So you get that very mega-death-ish technicality. Married to this very polished and almost a rena rock style, for ash I find to be extra effective, and they bring back a lot of their melodic heavy metal influence. Like that is just some classic heavy metal harmonized guitar right there. It's like they're bringing back the style of ashes to ashes, and this new more...crog-fresh sort of way.

1:23:12Speaking of which, the transition section, out of that melodic heavy metal part, some of the coolest weirdest, groove-heavyest insanity that Shaw ever put out. The rolling drums, the mathematically precise, cyclic guitar phrases that go full mega-death at the end. Like, man, this shit goes hard. It might not be growly, it might not be blasting, it might not be...particularly evil-sounding, but it's got its own style of heaviness to it. Done in a way that most bends in the 90s, forgot how to do it. Which is a damn shame, because when you do thrash metal or speed metal, whatever the fuck you want to call it, properly. This is the kind of shit that got me into metal in general when I was like a little, little kid. And Shaw were absolutely one of the best ever fucking do it. The apotheosis of Soviet thrash, and that's really saying something. Because I like a lot of Soviet thrash. It's up there with Dutch death metal in terms of being the most bizarrely underrated style of metal on the scene. But hey, that's just one man's opinion. And I appreciate you listening to it or watching a video, or however you chose to consume this particular form of content.

1:24:18Hope to see you back again next week with some more good shit. One about chewing, and then the other one about pulling it from one back to the pocket, putting it back in your pocket. Yeah, pretty much. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to the second half. Do not look up bubble pipes on Amazon. Originally originally I was going to attempt to crowbar in some stupid shit we said during the break where it started out. It was HP Lovecraft, and then it turned into HP Lovecraft. And then it proceeded to become HP hover round. And so now you got this really fat HP Lovecraft on the scooter right away from the shogots. And I thought that was pretty funny. But then we found out that bubble pipes are back, but they're not like the bubble pipes you had when they were a kid. They got like extra mechanisms. They're fucking retarded and all the ads are AI generated with the same three copy pasted metro sexuals. And then there's like a bubble cigarette in this fucking Hayden, Christensen looking negative.

1:25:22Oh my god, it's the size of a real cigarette except it's like fucking enormous. And the AI fucked up and give him a giant thumb. Like if anybody remembers camel wides, it's bigger than that. Dude, it's the size of like a blunt. It's blunter than I blunt. Like it's halfway to being a cigar. It jumped cigarette. But yeah, all these AI generated pictures of people using them wrong and all sorts of shit. And then like, yeah, like so they have this bubble. People copy pasted in the same image. Even though it's like different companies making them supposedly, but the weird thing is like. So it's it's a bubble pipe and you recall the bubble pipe. You blow in one end and the air goes down the tube. And there's the bubble like soap shit in the dish. And then it comes out to the top of your bubbles. Not anymore. Yeah, it bubbles over it. It's not actually like blowing bubbles that float in the air. No, now it's it's it looks like a pipe me pipe, but there's like a whole halfway down the stem.

1:26:23And then there's this like weird fucking bubble ring like attached before it hits the bowl. And I guess you blow into it and then the soap is in the bowl and then it's weird. Yeah, you dip the bubble ring into the bowl and then the air comes out halfway down the stem and blows through the bubble ring. So the ball's not even doing anything. It's holding soap. And then and then half of these these AI generated metrosexuals, they're they're holding it like the wrong way. Well, like they're about to spoon fall into their mouth. Yeah, it's not. Not ethical of an interesting go to example. Well, you know, those Asian spoons. Yeah, those yeah, the shit like the dumpling spoons. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you. I know where you're going. For the soup, soup dumplings, but they just they're mouths. They're just about to drink soap water. But but old Steve here indoor game night. Yeah, old Steve here at indoor game night. He's a real cut up this guy. Yeah, there the bubbles are coming out of the way that doesn't make a sense from how he's bloke.

1:27:24Doesn't make a sense. No, it's actually making a sense from how he's blowing on it. It's actually coming out of his nose, but yeah, but these other like these other 40 year old adults think it's the most hilarious thing they've ever seen. They're all good. It's and it's like the same three weird fucking robots like one of them kind of looks like mecca, Christina, reach here something. And they show up at all the ads. And it's like indoor game night and they're they have pretzels that look like noodles. And then there's chips and and and fucking popcorn or something. And then there's a deck of cards lying untouched. Playing cards not cards for the board game. No, there's just playing cards on the table. And then then they they're playing like like sorry or something. You know what's embedded into the you look like sorry piece. You know what's embedded into the board around the edges is dice. Yes, there is dice that's going to be absorbed by the board.

1:28:24And also the the way that the corner the I guess you would say the north west corner of that board is going is it because there's that bowl in the front. It looks like it's extending. Yeah, it warped to the game board. It's like a board game suitup pod. It's actually shaped like a like a diamond kite. This is how you know boomers are fucked as they just look at this and they're like, yeah, that looks normal. Like what? But the first the first image I put up I enjoyed that they just get this bubble pipe for summer vibes. And back yard bubble fun and possibly indoor game night with events in festivals birthday gift party favor. Retro fun for any occasion. Remember when like people just smoked and they weren't like weird gay dudes. This is retro. I like this is party paper. It does say party paper party pivore. It says P a R T. Why? I like that. I like that. I like that.

1:29:24Star Trek alien writing on the birthday cake too. And then the party purf the birthday gift and it shows the clip part of a cake. Oh my God, what is that Hebrew? And then back backyard fun the house has two chimneys. You know, you double chimney. I think I know how you like that. cake. Oh my god, what is that Hebrew? And then back backyard fun, the house has two chimneys. You double chimney house. I do do. Some revives in the palm tree has like a mustache and angry eyebrows. It's actually what's this face from the sonic cartoon? Oh, it's Robutnik. Jimmy had my smokes. Give me my smokes. But I didn't know they made bubble cigarettes. That's the one on me. But it's a great stressful leaf. And it's only made for non smokers. Okay. Yeah. So fuck off. And you smoke it's life size cigarette. This one, one to one, one to one, the favorite text that he's saying that's the thing that's like the size of like, no, it's bigger than an

1:30:27old school date. And this is like enormous fucking retarded thing. And it doesn't even make sense how he's blowing into it. What the fuck is going on there? I don't know. But speaking of retarded yes, sorry. We got a show to do. I got caught up in the AI hell. Yeah, it's a raw fun Amazon these days. If you're looking for goofy shit, I just go on there to leave negative reviews on fucking jacks, barbecue sauce. And to explain to people what brought it all up is jubble's walking back to his computer's mic was going up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up. And I said, oh, do you have your bubble pipe? And that's what letting to it. Because I was mocking a voice. And I was like, Hey, remember bubble pipes? Do they still make them? And I went to the AI ads if like the stock mail model was just Royce that'd be pretty funny. This is what you fat turds get like, like, it's just it's like indoor game night. And it's like four voices around the table blowing bubble pipes. Yeah, this is an awful article. I hate this so much. Well, no, it's, you know, I'm glad that it was stopped. But I was just thinking grave bound down,

1:31:33loaded up and eaten. Grave bound and down. It's just a Royce. He's going to do what they say can't be done. Just live the 40. The already is 40 stone. Hey, God, it's a shot. That's fat, right? Like 40 stone. That's a lot of. Yeah. Yeah. That's real fat. Because it's like something like 36 pounds or something per stone. I don't know. I don't know how much a stone is. He waits as much as an orca. Let's see. Stone. I mean, 560 pounds. That might be light for him, dude. He's fat. Oh, stone is exactly 14 pounds per stone. Like he's like a monster man. Monster man. I did the monster rash. It was a graveyard. Stone is defined, defined as 14 of Wardu poise pounds. I love those. What? Branch, Branch Du Boise pounds.

1:32:36I didn't, I didn't help premier those son. I got to speak Spanish. What the fuck? So back to retard,ville. Okay. Shauna pass a laqua arrived at the Maryland Renaissance festival last weekend in classic period, Garb. What the fucking sack that they made you wear when you had to sit in the fucking bleeding. She's wearing like a full body pillowcase. There's like a big red street going up. That's actually actually went to the Maryland Renaissance festival once. Made it. What's all? I've only been to the I've been the one out here and then I've been the one at Ohio. Like she, she had her fucking tampons made of like bundled sage or whatever the fucking like. Oh, God. Well, you got to make a smell better. It's period, Garb. Garbage. Gross. Period, Garb. My precious period garbage. Classic period, Garb. Laysub vest, flowing breaches, and leather belt bag and her own twist, a coyote mask, tail and for covered sleeves. Fuck out of here.

1:33:42There's weird fucking furry shit going on here, but I got to ask. Well, it's the comic codification of renfares is what's happening. Yeah, they're kind of always like that, but I got to ask what the fuck is a leather belt bag? Well, it's where you keep your your possible. It's a possible spouch leather belt or your coin pouch. We're talking about like a satchel. Yeah, but but smaller and it's got belt loops on it. So it's okay. And then like, yeah, like like, death, he duck robin hood like shoots an arrow through it to steal your money. I got. Yeah. All right. Objection restricted. But after making the two-hour drive from new joys, her new joysy home, pass a laqua. Pass a laqua. 35 was turned away at the gates of the crownsville festival. She said the reason or she said the reason her animal inspired outfit. I'm so the reason to be the reason is having sex with that reason is Jews. I'm so gay, gay mask and tail off and going. I'm so angry said pass a laqua. I'm so angry. Who identifies as a member of the furry fandom. You sick little monkey.

1:34:50This isn't how renfair's used to be. This safe inclusive space for 50 years is completely switched overnight. Stimpy wasn't allowed in the renfair. I got I got a funny story about the safe space renfair inclusion shit. The last time I went to the one in a in Ohio was like wait, I think he was not Hamilton or something. They're doing like the human chess game. And then a bunch of like Star Wars people showed up. Like like stormtroopers and shit. They're going to be mentioned in here too. Well, they stood there like menacingly like they were like they were like it was like the empire was attempting to annex the Renaissance festival like the fucking like the sci-fi people were going after the fantasy people who was weird. Superior firepower. Oh, is that the guy? There's a mask on that's pass a laqua. That's a dude. No, I think pass a laqua's being interviewed by this Negro. Oh pass a laqua's there was a long here. Is that Jason Graves? That'd be embarrassing. I'm sorry. I actually don't like that. Uh, there's a battle

1:35:51a stir in rebel grove. Oh, no. I like that they included a stir as the festival as the festival grounds are called and it doesn't involve nights or mad kings. Okay, it includes fags. Yeah. Renaissance festival leaders announced last spring a number of costume restrictions including a band on fur suits full body plush costumes similar to a mall Easter Bunny or sports mascot suit. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Warren by me. What if I'm going as a werewolf? I'm just showing I'm just showing up is a gritty. No, you're you're a gay fucking furry. Shut up. The gritty is not really an animal. He's just like, no, I know, but like people will try to find workarounds. And their workaround was the mascot of the Philadelphia flag. Yeah. That's me the philip fanatic. I'm in mid evil England. Ha ha get on nerd. I'm not a furry. I'm a scaly. Oh yeah. Yeah, no full body plush costumes similar to a mall Easter Bunny or sports mascot suit. Yeah, that's what I think when I look at them.

1:36:51Yes. Maybe the Baltimore banner has to explain to the normals what a fucking furry is. I don't know. One well, and that's actually what brought us to the HP hover round was the Baltimore banner because we were talking about the only cool things to come from Baltimore was like Cal Ripkin Jr. and like Edgar Allan Poe. Yeah, the official thing was Cal Ripkin Jr. Cal Ripkin Sr. Edgar Allan Poe. And then job had thought for momentarily that Edgar Allan Poe was from Rhode Island, but that was age. That's how we got to that. That's the hopskipping a jump with duck. Yeah, no, and now you know the rest of the story. Go Joe. Our decision to specifically prohibit first suits is based on repeated incidents with patrons wearing said costumes at the festival. Oh, you don't say. Yeah, fucking tumbles the stair track. People like like shitting in their suits. Yeah, just just diaper furs all over the place. And God accusing first suit wears of engaging in behaviors that

1:37:58have made other patrons uncomfortable because everywhere they go, they make it about them. It's disgusting. Unauthorized performances. Unauthorized performances. They just take over an area and just fucking like doing TikTok dances. Is this some shit? Well, fucking. Just straight up fucking each other. And the open refusal. They're just like Fortnite dances and satanizing each other. Yeah. The open refusal to respect or cooperate with festival staff security in first aid. When they're when they're flossing, they're just flossing their anuses. Is it real Harry? Well, they're tooth brushing their anus. No flops. In a May interview, festival president Jules Smith, Jr. said, rebel grove had been plagued in recent years, in recent years by a plethora of plush wearers, preening and posing for photos. That's a lot of keywords. I love that. That seemed like intentional alliteration. I enjoy that. I like when people try to have fun with their writing.

1:38:59We don't want them performing Smith said. Our experiences that they are constantly engaging other customers. Yeah, where other customers are like, ew, get away. Faggot. Yeah. Exactly. Ew, Faggot. Smith said that he barged. A bag of faggot. Smith said that he barged past Alakwa from the festival because she cursed at him, a claim that she disputed. Yes. Yes. We're encouraging people to come and costume appropriate to the Renaissance history. Smith said in May, we'd like to have people show up and support our theme. As long many Renaissance loving furries feel they are being unfair unfairly attacked. No, it's fair. Yeah, it's rent fair. Aye. They were fair fans. They were fair fans long before they don't want to pursue. Okay, choose one. So take it off then. Oh, don't mind if I do. No, not like that. And there's a high degree of overlap between the two subcultures. No, both in all cost, costuming fantasy and community. Some of you have both involved being human and wearing something.

1:40:04Great. The Lucis Association. Ever. Yeah. Somebody's gets why hand their two suite. Yeah. I don't even care if I'm breaking theme. I'm going to fucking buster sword these assholes. A double soul. There it is. A double soul. There in there. It is just a cleave furries. There'll be clash pretty much. Yeah, pretty much. The furry subculture traces its origins to the 1970s and 80s comics subculture. Does it? And it took off online in the late 90s and early 2000s according to the Guardian. Yeah, the internet was a mistake. We all know. As we publish our show on the internet. Yes. You know, a mistake having been made doesn't preclude us from fucking putting out content. Yeah, you defend yourself to that invisible man in the corner. It's the invisible man in my brainers. That fucking guy is real piece of shit. Dozens are convinced you're the internet. Curious. That's the same invisible man that's been asking JJ questions each month. Oh, that's where he gets a problem. Dozens of conventions around the world draw furries each year. Stop

1:41:08stop artists. Don't do that. Yes, stop drawing furries. Also, also dozens of conventions and draw no number mentioned to furries. You're really trying to make it sound impressive, but like it's a massive massive thing, right? Including the massive Anthrocon in Pittsburgh. Yeah, nothing heinous has happened at that. Has it? No, never. Oh, we're going to we're going to talk about the pizza somebody left in the fucking hallway with like come all over it. Uh, yeah. I was just like throwing diapers at college. Yeah. Yeah, diapers. We watched that. I watched that Tom and Don. Like they like tried to kill himself by throwing himself down the stairs over and over. And and furthermore in Baltimore, who's your friend? Not fucking me. Yes. Apple core. Baltimore. Who's your enemy? Me. I am my own. Some day that. While being a furry is a kink for some.

1:42:10You mean all? Yeah, like that descendant song. No, all. That two second song. Not all words. Yeah, Axel. Many furries say they engage in only G-rated behavior in their suits. Laya. Yeah. Laya. Which means they could possibly be G-rated in their suits. But it's like it's like an angel in the streets, a horror and the sheets sort of thing. If they take the suits off, they do. Hain is fag shit on imaginable. I was trying to come up with the elegant in the sheets kind of. Yeah, yeah, yeah, didn't happen. An angel in the suit. A demon in the boot. I don't know. The Duke. The streets and the G G G G in the sheets. Fuck. G in the sheets. This is where I ran into the problem. I couldn't come up with the streets and Yif in the sheets. There we go. I was just trying to get it to work with the fucking fur suit thing and it's tough, man. It's just too disgusting. I'd

1:43:13rather wrap my head around it. And the only thing it should be worked into is a four-year hand. Yeah, they say they engage in only G-rated behavior in their suits. Which allowed them to free the Express to personalities. Get a different one. Yeah, most people are fucking shit personalities. This one's defect. Many furries are afraid to publicly share their past time. Go fear of losing their jobs. Good. Also good. They're not ashamed enough. Clearly. Well, get a job. Oh, speaking of, speaking of, I found an article that I didn't include that's related to this. Huzzle. It was a Scottish truney, non-binary person dressing as a cat while working a civil service job. And the office office workers are like, what the fuck? Why do we have to put up with this? And the civil service board was like, you got to knock that shit off, Fag. You're making everybody uncomfortable. Several state, I almost said, several. I'm like, servals aren't involved in this. Maybe that's their first son. Oh, God. Several state legislatures have introduced bills, targeted at furries in recent years. And someone set off a chlorine bomb at a 2014 Illinois

1:44:16for a convention. I remember that one. Yep. The Maryland ran big enough on, unfortunately. The Maryland rent fest, not about birds. Huzzle. I wish it was a festival just for rents. Was it a steepy fest? Oh, no. I mean, there is a significant overlap between those two sub-builders. The Maryland rent fest was a treasured place for me. Said, ashed in Hawthorne, 33 of Virginia, who attends fairs. East coast as a city, as is furry alter ego or frisona, an orange-mained wolf with a Robin Hood aesthetic. Fuck off, Fag. In the climate, we're in these safe spaces of free expression are so limited. So, sir, I am not a fox. I am an orange-mained wolf. Yeah, how about we throw you off the top of a Hawthorne height? Oh, hi, I was for Fag. It's for furries. You get his Fag and Ass costume. Holy shit. I do like that he appears to have black face on underneath.

1:45:17That's kind of fresh. You could have even stopped with a costume just to look at this Fag and Ass. Yeah. Look at this Fag and Ass. Oh, no. Said Hawthorne, who has to be identified by his role-playing name for fear of being fired if outed as a furry. It is all ashed in Hawthorne. The maid wolf who takes dicks in his house. It's all Hawthorne said in the past he has met up with four or five other he just he can't even count the four or five. Oh, yeah, I lost track. I mean they don't got like they can't move their toes that well. They don't have as many digits or something. Yeah, there's something like that. Oh, speaking of digits, I saw a story the other day about a cat that was born with like 28 fucking toes. Oh, I was like, that's a lot, brother. That's a lot of toes. That's like a new Guinness World record of fucking cat toes or something. Yeah, man. He has met up with four or five other fur suitwares. How do you lose track? I'm still befuddled. Other fur suitwares

1:46:18at the festival for shopping, eating, chatting and listening to music and fucking. No. He said he briefly joined the larger gathering about two dozen furries on the last day of the 2025 festival but left quickly due to the crowds. I wonder what kind of dank tunes he's there listening to. Oh, I want to sex you up. Oh, Marvin Gaye. I'm not there to perform. I'm not there to make a spectacle home of myself. You are by wearing the fur suit. Yes, correct. Hawthorne said, I'm there to exist in the space in a way that makes me happy. What the fuck kind of said? What? How about you stop existing? Please. Some long time festival attendees say the influx of furries and recent years along with Star Wars stormtroopers, Trekkies, doctors who doctors that's the author still having fun with his writing. I mean, that's Star Wars. I shit that would shit. I said, that wasn't like two that six or so. Doctors who steam punks inflatable dinosaurs and other off the impatience detracts

1:47:22from rebel groves, rebelries. Yeah, none of that is rent fest stuff to stop. Hayes Preston, 55 of Elkridge says he's been attending the festival, which is celebrating his 50th anniversary since he was a child. Hayes, that's a child. He didn't appreciate the shift to a fantasy comic-con kind of thing in recent years and welcomes the new rules. A Zaw. Preston said he saw far fewer patrons in off-themed costumes last weekend than in recent years. The vibe seemed chiller, he said. Less fakes. Yeah. Or less obvious fakes. People just want just wanting to be there to be a renaissance festival. So I got a question. So why is this writer constantly for rent fair doing two ends for rent, are you? Yeah, when rents, Susca, one in it. I don't know. But many furries in their allies who are not their allies who are boycotting this festival. Three allies. Holy shit. Yeah, I'm not down with the LGBTQ. I'm just a furry ally. What the fuck? Well, what's his name?

1:48:24Violin J's one of them. Yeah, because his daughter's a furry. Yeah. Oh man, I'm looking at this picture on the side. Their door stops sucks so bad they put a weight there so it would stop the door when they slam it open. Yeah, yeah, read the caption too. You know, exactly what you're dealing with. This quote, Ash Delmonica, less and his husband. Yeah. Yeah. Faggot alert. Faggot alert. Yeah, but one off she appears to have a stuffed their fucking darnal to make it look like they got boobers. Well, I was thinking one is actually a woman who thinks it's a it's a guy now, but still has giant fucking Yabos. Also, I was thinking that either way, it tells you exactly what you need to know about these furry allies. I was thinking bunker buster cluster bomb. Tomahawk. I I'm going to debunk her buster. Napalm chemical weapons. That's what I was thinking.

1:49:25Napalm deaf, but they all actually have hearing impairments. Probably would sound that different. I like Napalm deaf. But many furries in their allies who are boycotting the shoes festival say they very much would like to attend but are offended by the first suit, man. Huzzah. Sorry. What's the opposite of his a lack? A lack? It becomes a slippery slope. I'm not greasing up an Asian stop. We can't it's pretty greasy. Slippery slope. You can't say that. She's so shiny. Wow. Mom, it's grease on an Asian. It's so shiny. It's so shiny. Oh, God, I'm dying. Jesus. It becomes a slippery slope. It's Ash Del Monaco, 27 of Jacksonville, Florida, who usually travels to Maryland each year for the festival. Ash Del Monaco from the town of Jacksonville. That's a convenient trip. Jacksonville to Maryland for. Yeah, there's no Renaissance festivals.

1:50:28Any of the intervening states? Well, like earlier in the article, he mentioned a person who goes up and down the East Coast attending Grand Fairs. Get a job right seriously. And getting their whole sucker, whatever they do. Jesus. Don't suck my whole. He nature house. That gubne. No. No, Del Monaco says he feels furries are unfairly maligned. No, they're completely fairly maligned. Correct. I don't think they're maligned enough. I think they're under maligned to be fair. Like I like I've been so intense with my hatred of Jews in the into Mexicans women and everything else then. I forgot how much I fucking hated first. And they are certainly malignant. He has found he has found fellowship. Gasex inspiration. Gasex and some free expression. Gasex in his persona, a green deer named Cedar. Yeah. Yeah. S E E D R. Can't fight the Cedar. I know that they hammer a dawn to blows up. I know. I know that's weird. Said Del Monaco a writer. I'm so weird.

1:51:32Del Monaco a writer. A lot of people assume that we don't know that we're weird. We do know that this isn't making any better. This next sentence holy shit. Del Monaco chafes against the assumption that furry culture revolves around costume sex. Very unfortunate. Definitely. I like to turn to an A-con song as well. Costum sex. Costum sex. While some furry's do engage in sexual activity. It never occurs in public or areas where miners are present. Laya. Pressing eggs. Get off my claim. You fucking beasts. You claim Joe or monster. I thought they were monsters. I had to slay them. You claim you claim jump at homosexuals. This is my gold. If someone would do that, they would be shamed in the furry community. There is no shame in the furry community. Yeah. Incorrect. Long time ran fest attendee Arden winner 31 of Baltimore. Said she understands both sides of the furry debate.

1:52:33Fuck off. You fucking fence sitter. Yeah. Got something right up his ass. There's good people on both sides. I'm Arden. I'm Arden. Winter. Yeah. They're Arden when they look at fucking pictures of little kids. Are you winning? Arden. No. A former employee of a fair costuming vendor who has spent hundreds of days in rebel grove winner appreciates the fair aesthetic even if it's historically inaccurate. The red fair has a lot of money. Yeah. Why they letting black people in? You're right. Get out here minorities. The red fair has its own visual language, she said, noting that the costumes have long been a subjective debate. One camp is leaning close to historical recreation. Some want the fair to be a safe space for everyone to celebrate their weirdness. It's not the purpose of a Renaissance festival. Shut up. Maybe we should bring back like burning fags and witches. Have a renaissance in that. It's a renaissance festival, not a catch-all faggot costume party. Ho's off. Yeah. Never invite me to the faggot costume party. Correct.

1:53:39Okay. The costume party. Not my favorite band. Faggot costume party. Yeah. Nick Cave Disasshole. I'm pretty sure that has the Jewish guy from Game Grumps in it. Faggot costume party. Which is one they've gone through like four. No, it's the one Jewish guy. His band is called an Injust Sex Party. What? Yeah, man. Yeah. Too bad. Fuck you. I bet you like it. I heard you got fucking the tickets to go see him live. I got their logo tattooed on my asshole. Yeah. That's the one. That's why I heard. Not by my own choice. I spun a lucky wheel and like I spun unluckily. Must have deal. Now to bring it back around to the fat so at the beginning of the article, pass a laqua. The new Jersey woman who said she was barred from entry last week and said the Maryland festival no longer feels like a safe space for her. Good. Good. Mission accomplished. Hey, they should have an event where instead of like a sword fighting or whatever,

1:54:40curb stomping furries. Yeah, they should just like kill people. Turn them into grape juice. Just furry stomping. Put their corpse in a bucket and jump up and down on them. And then that lady will find that. That grape stomping lady on the news. That's a great video. Yeah. Although I have to subscribe to view all these awesome comments. Oh, no. She said her costume, which included an easily removable mask and boots that resemble coyote balls, abided by guidelines on the festival's website. Even after she removed her mask, she was not allowed to enter a rebel crop. Yeah, you already done fucked up. Didn't even invent coyotes until after the Renaissance, though. Yeah, also removing your mask. It doesn't matter if you could just put it back on. You need to go place it elsewhere. Yeah, up your fucking asshole. Yeah, you need to place yourself inside the dumpster. Yeah. Inside one of those brazen bowls. Yeah, there you go. Oh, they'd be into it. Yeah, yeah, let them think. Yeah, yeah, they'd be into it for about. Yeah, we could be out some free. Get inside this

1:55:41for about 15, 20 minutes. Yeah. Well, someone sees furry. They think all this negative stuff is entirely of your own doing. That's because that's because everything about furry is negative. But it's really just a collection of artists that pass Alaska who grooms special needs. Yeah, yeah. Wait a second. Who grooms special needs dogs for a living? Hi, B C. It's it's me Joey pass a leg. Why I groomed retarded dogs. What? That's quite the niche to get yourself into. Like, that's not what they do for a living. What they do for a living is they get their trust fund paid out. Nobody's making money. Can you think specifically grooming retarded dogs? Can you think of a better job for a furry? Yeah, perfectly honest. Yeah, sword tester grooming retarded animals so they can find minefield cleaner. But this person also not binary. I'm just a person who want to

1:56:42participate in his fair. What about her story? Yikes. What the fuck can it pass a lack? Yeah, I'll pass on the lack. That sounds like don't get caught lagging hard pass a lack. Yeah, smash your pass a lack. I can't use these titles. This person will come find this. Hey, you talked about me. What was it about? Oh, we were making fun of your name. Yeah, I guarantee this is the only motherfucker out there. They've got their pass a lack. What the fuck am I saying? As long as Vinnie pass quality is not involved in this. His first baseman for the Kansas City Royals or Vincent pastore. He was the one taking all the coffee shots at the world baseball classic for a team Italy and getting fucking amped on a caffeine before hitting three home runs in the game. Sometimes you got to drink some coffee. Every time they hit a home runner, whatever, they're just slugging down slugging down. What does the word not cappuccino?

1:57:45Espresso. Espresso shots. I guess I can work with espresso. I got to say if it's just straight up coffee, I mean, that's a little dangerous. You start chugging the coffee. You're going to get the bubblegots, dude. They had the espresso machine in the dugout. Nice. Like that's people think I drink coffee in the morning. So I get energy. That's part of it. But the other thing is if you get up around 630, you have your cup of coffee around eight, you're going to be taking a dump. That's what it's for. The author of this article is fucking into all this shit. Of course, it's the fight to save one of Baltimore's last gay bars. Oh my god. A pioneering black educator, Sanchez Ancestors Cemetery. Now he rests among them. What a shame. He's dead. Yeah. Now we can finally bold up. I like this Jill lady in the comments, though. I just see, you know, a few lady. She's like, I love this. I have nothing vested in it. And the outcome is not only significant at a

1:58:46reach, but the answer is pretty clear. This is a business in there there to make money. And these folks are infringing on that pursuit. With that first suit infringing on that first suit, I almost said. I don't know if I like that. No, I think that's too soft. Anything other than too gross. Yeah, but but she's like, fuck you. They make rules. Fuck off. Yeah, but if there's something capitalism loves, it's like weird gay section. That's not going to stop it. You know, give it like 10 years. That's that doesn't fucking put a stop to shit like this. This sort of argument. Sorry. And this one starts fading out basis. We've been going for years, frankly. Some of the costumes have become less and less family friendly over the years. Oh no. When did they start? Well, sometimes you have big, titty ladies with bursting out of their bodices. Their bodices, you say? Yeah. Now this guy, sorry, can't have a little fun at the fucking airport. Yeah, not usually. A man was arrested after authority said he joked about having a grenade in

1:59:49his luggage while checking in for a flight at Miami International Airport early Sunday. I come on, dude. Really? This guy kind of looks like Jim Goat if he was also half ogre. Yeah. You leave poor Joe Rogan alone. Jim Jim Goat. It's Jim Goat. There he is. Jim Goat. It looks like he's been crying full of fella. Well, you know, there are nobody laughed at the joke. I get it. There are. I started adapted to the latest day. Sometimes you tell an intentionally bad joke and nobody chuckles and you get sad. I get arrested. Imagine a mine shark. They live in caves. According to a Miami-Dade's Sheriff's Office arrest report, Osneil Blanco Lopez, 52. That's why he didn't know better. Well, see, I think he did know better, but also because he said it in Spanish. He's like speaking English. He's like, I also have a lot of Grenada. Yeah, yeah, you don't have to go grenade.

2:00:49He was an American Airlines ticket counter early morning when an Asian asked whether he had any dangerous goods. Basically, he said Blanco initially said no, but then said in Spanish, I have a grenade inside and began laughing. Well, the problem is when he laughs, he sounds like Vincent Price and Thriller. He sounds like a hyena. Also, he did this in Miami, so where more people speak Spanish than English. Yeah, but I thought it was BM Veneto's amyami. Yeah, but not with Los Grenades. Come on. No, no, you got that song, El Grenade or the Grenade? Can't tell a little joke in an airport. No, hate this. Unfortunately not. Like, why can't I find this fucking drop? Whatever. Oh, oh, what happened last time I check this was the United States of fucking America. Yeah, get him, JJ. Uh, another ticket agent told him it was not a joke and contacted the sheriff's office according to the report. Now, Jeff, an airport bomb detection, K9 deputy responding to search Blanco, Lopez's

2:01:55luggage. Authorities said no explosive device was found. Okay, no harm. No foul. Let him get on the plane. Nah, I mean, he's brown and he's brown and he annoyed me. I understand being against the beener, but tell a little joke at the airport. Have a little fun. What the fuck in the name is Is it a deal? What are you a fucking clinger? It's the heart. They should arrest anybody who makes any kind of delay in these fucking security lines. Yeah, no shit. It's already fucking bad enough. I'm just going to constantly walk up to TSA people being like working hard or hardly working. Yeah, they love that. Yeah, well, you know, if the response is going to be I know I'm being nice. Yeah, 90 in the she yeah, it's going to be like block a low pass arrested in charge with making a false report about placing a bomb. Well, they weren't going to charge you when we're making a true report about it because they didn't find one. That'd be a much much larger charge. Fucking bomb poser, dude. That's a false bombs. A judge found probable cause and said is bond

2:02:58to the thousand dollars. Problem costs for what? Making a false report. Being gay. I'm not sure that's the correct use of probable cause. I have probable cause that he's a beener. Yeah, being a fake. Oh, Jesus. Yeah, I don't want it. Yeah, he's got to sing the song that John McCain used to sing. Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb. I ran. Oh, my God. He's a glad him and his faggot buddy, Lindsey, you're in hell together now. Now, I have some concerns about what this guy was thinking. I mean, he's black. So he wasn't thinking, but but there's some things. Are you talking about wealthy influencer, tiny or what the over repo? Yeah, tiny influencer, not per repo, Instagram hoe tiny or who be repo? He's ego. Sorry. I go, I go on. You're like the buzzing

2:04:09and flies the limit is so is everything else because he smells real bad. My grandma, your grandma sitting by the fire. My grandma said to your grandma, I'm going to shoot you fucking nigger. Talk about. What the hell is this one picture he's posing in like it looked like in front of like cockroach carapaces? Yeah, like like gold and crusted pangolin carcasses. Like what? Influencer, Ighau tiny, Ubi repo died at 43 after a punishment procedure. Why did I have to censor the word penis? Of his duh. He accidentally unenlived himself. After a penis and large procedure during a luxury trip to Thailand led to a fatal pulmonary embolism. And red. The British Nigerian Swedish German. Oh, yeah. Business man had filled had filler injected at a clinic in Bangkok before he became sick and died. I think bang this cock a little. Ubi repo. Oh, they make the gummy bears, right? Yeah.

2:05:16I believe so. High, high, Christian of Bose. Yeah. Ubi repo was staying at a Marriott hotel in Bangkok with his wife. His wife, he's married. He's in his 40s. What are you doing to your penis? Leave your penis alone. It's been fine for 43 fucking years. Yeah. He's easily black, right? Is he supposed to like a giant fucking monster hog or whatever? Apparently, according to Jews, yes. You're 43 and married. Leave the dick alone. I'm glad they specified he was staying at a Marriott hotel. That's vital. Leave penis alone. What the fuck are you thinking, brother? I stayed in the motel six mother fuck. I'm at the Marriott. With his wife Danielle Simba Allen. Simba Simba. When he went to an unnamed clinic, how do you find it? It's not on the map. Just got to sign this as clinic. We couldn't think of a name. We just call it dick, dick doctor.

2:06:21According to evidence presented at Inter West London Corners Court, doctors injected 40 milliliters of high a loronic acid and lidocaine into his poo. That is poo into his pussy. Yeah. Which is his pussy. After the procedure, Ubi, Rebo and Allen went for a massage. Then he said hog, beep, beep, hog, doot, beep. While they were there, he complained of chest pain and passed out twice. Yeah, sounds like it minority. He was taken by ambulance to suck Humveeat hospital. What? Well, okay, Dan. It was him trying to tell someone to suck some of it. So he's got like the same speech as the pen of an inquiry roof. Yeah. Is that Cory roof swearing at you? It's high sea and hoosey. Where he was initially able to answer questions. And then they got to answer that you didn't understand. I don't understand them.

2:07:22And these question managers, but I do have breakfast. How am I supposed to rotate the apple if it's in my mind? Allen told doctors about the filler injections, but Ubi, Rebo lost consciousness before doctors could perform a CT scan. Oh no. Oh, we had a black cock down. Oh, no. Oh, my god, Jesus. Okay. Doctors found that Ubi, Rebo. Oh, he plays jizz, right? Oh, no. No, he's like the max Rebo. Max, who? Ubi, Rebo. He's the lowest level of the abyssal hierarchy. He's a nipper. Rebo. Those devils I can't remember. I think there were devils. He had suffered a pulmonary embolism, which happens when a blood vessel in the lungs becomes blocked. You know, that's what it is. Dude. Just what happened was he was moved to intensive care. Where the doctors work to save him.

2:08:27Metaphenos performed CPR for more than 100 minutes. Damn. What? CPR is like, you know, when you're not breathing, right? Right. Yeah, but sometimes they do it to get your heart going again. Like I figure you get through two minutes of that. If it's not working, you're just like, I fuck it. But he ain't coming back, dude. But, but Idbo Rebo died in the early hours of March 6th. And the early hours. Post-mortem examination in the oculator found cellular material in his lungs. Oh, no, I have cells in my lungs. Me too. My lungs are made up entirely of them. What the fuck do I do, doctor? Ah. That matched the hyaluronic acid used in the procedure. His dick juice went to his lungs. Growth. Was he sucking his own cock? Sealing the explanation. Caron or gene, hearkin, hearkin, oh no. Rule it that Ubi Rebo died of a pulmonary embolism caused by the cosmetic treatment.

2:09:29Hyaluronic hyaluronic hyrule acid. Hyrule acid is sometimes skewed. He's made, for instance. It sometimes uses a non-surgical putt and largement treatment. The fillers can cost up to $9,000 and usually last between six and nine months. I am pumping, pumping nine grand worth of juice in my dick every six to nine months. I'm too lazy. I'm pumping that much out of my dick inside six to nine months. British urology experts have warned about serious risks linked to the procedure. You want a way to start a sentence? You mean fags? Oh, I'm an expert on fishing. Igo Ubi Rebo lived a lavish lifestyle. He had around 185,000 Instagram followers and often shared post showing his wealthy lifestyle. He owned a $1.1 million home in Los Angeles's Crenshaw neighborhood, Jesus Christ. That's that better be a real nice fucking house if it's in Crenshaw.

2:10:32Yeah, that's something. That's pretty crazy. And a $600,000 apartment in London. Yeah, by $3 million mansion in Compton. Ubi Rebo married Alan, a fashion designer and social light in Zimbabwe in 2022. Their lavish wedding reportedly cost $470,000. After his death, Ubi Rebo was buried in London in a gold coffin, reportedly worth more than $745,000. Why? You're fucking dead, dude. Niggas is just burning money. All right. How to make you feel white boy while you're dead. So fans were devastated by influencers death on social media. This is genuinely the saddest way to go, bro. It's the latest way to go. That's a big time, bro, moment. Big oof. You know, this cash, but you got so much penishing. He died in this stupid third world. Yeah, she married you with your weird, weird dick or whatever. You already had it made. Wait a second.

2:11:33Homey died. Bro. That's awful. Sad news, another said. Very sad. They were so in love. A user wrote alongside a picture of Ubi Rebo and Alan. These aren't real people. These are your AI saying this. What the fuck? Even if it isn't AI, it might as well be. I feel like most people are AI. No, I've been running with that for a while. It's just sometimes. I said it already, but leave you dick a while. You don't go to a third world clinic. You have them inject random shit into your dick. That's the pun. I have to punish it. You have to go out of your way to have that happen to you. You can actually just use bathroom caulking and cement yourself. Yeah, dude. Just add your dobs in that shit with a microphone. Just DIY your cock.

2:12:33You know, just tell people you're redecorating your foyer or whatever. Just leave it alone. It's been with you that long, brother. Wait, are you saying look, look, look, leave it alone. Yeah, cracky. Now, maybe I've been fucking around too long. You might have. But we've got an important stuff that about you. Yeah, old Tommy fuck around over here. Oh, he comes, Tommy fuck around again. You know, he fucks around and yet he never finds out. No, I remain blissfully ignorant. For close to a year, at least eight African countries have been grappling with violence linked to the bizarre claims of so-called genital theft. Yeah, for a year. Try, try hundreds of years. He stole my penis. Well, I know we usually cover specific articles, but there's more of a wider trend article. I don't know about white.

2:13:35Not white term. Joke. If they widen it right, cut his dick off. The misinformation has spread via TikTok and other social media platforms and even drawn condemnation from a world leader. This, this, this, Stephen Penises. Take his penis. Stephen balls. Take his penis. No, but distressing videos of people being marched before mobs, pleading as a crowd descends on them or being stoned to death, show that these attacks continue, leaving scars on those who survived as well as on the society's affected. It's the idea, man. The development is first reported by BBC. Yeah, I bet it was. And it's global disinformation unit. Oh, no. Disinformation unit. It said that more than 80 people were killed between October 2025 and July this year, following false accusations linked to what is termed genital theft. We're like across six countries. We're like Marxist Lucifer Cune.

2:14:35Oh, shit. The report said the rumors appeared to have started last year in the Democratic Republic of Congo. Well, they're democratic. They voted for it. Fucking debit crats. Fucking NIGTARDS. Oh, NIGTARDS. Got my fucking mug here. This is NIGTARDS. Cheers on it. I would have called my coffee that. Where similar claims had surfaced in 2008. Then they spread across Burundi, Zambia and Tanzania as well as Mozambique. Burundi. Yeah, man. They forgot to wear the sacred anymore. They forgot to wear the Burundi. They forgot to wear the protected Burundis. The Swheel, the President, the Burundi. As well as Mozambique, Angola, Malawi, and Kenya. Kenya, Naka, Kenya, Naka, off. I think we need a little less Zambique, to be honest. There's always room for Zambique. Mozambique, Moe problems.

2:15:36I've always said that. The Mozambique we come across the Moe problems we see. Oh, they were shouting that we had stolen someone's genitals. No, it's no, in particular, just someone's. They stole a dick. What? That's crazy. Get him. Get him. Get the rope. People don't say that enough. Like, like, like, anymore, you know, like, get him. And get a ray. And we sick balls chopper. And we didn't have any way to escape because there was a huge crowd. Tanzanian mechanic. And keep it up. Tanzanian botan mechanic Boniface Magala was quoted as saying by the BBC. In boner face. Boner face. I am boner face. That's not scary, brother. No, feel my wrath. I am boner face. I mean, that's kind of scary, some do with a boner for a face.

2:16:38It had to really weird cousin. I was thinking it was a relation to hatchet face from a crybaby. We have such penises to show you or a clay face, but he only molds you. He only molds himself into the shape of anybody's penis. He's gay. Oh, he's canonically. He's just a canonically. He was gay in the cartoon. He's just one of those cloner, willy fucking kids. Oh, God. That copper wanted to get and give to a fan girl or whatever. Or a fan girl sent him one and never used it. He survived the wrath of an irate mob convinced he had stolen penises and testicles. Wow, both. Yeah. If I'm here stealing dicks, I'm taking balls too. He's a go getter. Rats and grind. It's how the dog likes it. Go get penises. Let's get his boner. Let's get this boner.

2:17:38Real go getter of boners. The early bird gets the worm. The early bird gets the penis. That's what they say. The early bird gets the ween. He and his friend had gone into Tunduma on April 1st to meet. Well, I was a prank. It was April 1st. Tunduma. It's not a Tunduma. April Fool's Day. Was in the band with dripping McRoll's snydith Punduma. To meet a client about a car cell when they decided to eat lunch beforehand. They had not long sat down in the restaurant when they were dragged outside by a mob. Mugala and several my penis is gone. That guy did it. The guy enjoying a tasty burger. Oh, it runs off my penis. Have you considered the other side of it? Like I'd be pretty fucking irate if my penis disappeared. Are you ready to receive my lip penis? Like you just look down and it's like, where'd my dick go? Ah! A succulent chance. A succulent chance in the end, Mio.

2:18:43Get your hands off my daughter, just some penis. Mugala and several others. Remember their penis is like, you know, like face spiders work? Like they can go in between dimensions, you know? So sometimes they're sometimes it's not. What if they're like a blink, it's a blink hog. What if they're like the worms who, who, who, who, who's to play pinnacle? Oh no. On the snout I've heard. They're going in and out. I never thought about it like that. Oh, what if it's David Coppofil? Oh man, it just disappeared. Shh shut up. I just shut up, boy. Mugala and several others. Across these eight countries who found themselves begging for their lives are victims of mob anger stemming from claims that their, their general organs, penis and testicles have vanished or shriveled after coming into contact with strangers. General organs for anthesis penis and testicles. I mean, I've had my dick shrivel, but I was close to an ugly broad.

2:19:44Margaret Tatchin, I kid on a cold day. The mob, then the mob, then Geheros, Geheros them. Yeah, what? G-A-T-R-R-A-O-S. The fuck is that? All right, I'm looking that up. I don't think that's, that's the AI hallucination. It's not let me, the fucking copy when I highlight it. Fine, you're going to make me tight this shit out. G-H-E. A-A-O-S. It's apparently an Indian word, a protest in which a group of people surrounds a politician building, etc until demands are met. Why? Shut up. Are we using Indian words? Fuck out of here. Yeah, what the fuck? Damn it. Indians are even invading Africa. What's the world coming to? I don't know, it's fucked up. I had a bed with the fucking chick over there. So they get Geheros, I'm demanding they return the supposedly stolen genitals. Some of these claims are rooted in local long-held fears and superstitions.

2:20:46Long-held fears are rooted in that. Long-held fears of my penis disappearing. You're only some, Tommy. They're taking into account the ones that are absolutely true. Well, some of them are more recent, so they're not long-held. I have a held mind for long. And these beliefs are not new to Africa, where there are communities that believe in witchcraft. Witches. Add some TikToks, shorts, and reels to the frenzy, and you have digital users turning into a formidable mob of real people. The TikTok told me my penis disappeared. In Zambia, the rumors about disappearing genitals first gathered momentum in March, where the woman was lynched. From there, the panic crossed the border into Tanzania, carried by the same whispers and videos that had begun turning suspicion into violence. Oh, go, go, go. And Dara... My mother has been stealing everybody's penis, huh? I cannot believe this. I gotta tell her my mom steals penises. No, lends you. They'll get... they'll get her... Brother...

2:21:47They'll get her? Yeah, whatever that is. Don't, don't go hand in me. This is probably the fuckers' definite get- And Dara's salam, one such video shows a crowd marching a man through a dusty market street. Oh. They push, grab, and strike him, demanding that he return the genitalia he was accused of stealing. While he pleads his innocence. Mm-hmm. Return the penis. Yeah, I can't prove a negative. I didn't steal a penis. King garbage of the garbage dynasty. The incident is part of a martial larger digital trail. Whoa. It's my favorite hike because I don't have to leave my home. Thousands of videos showing mob violence. He's gonna be swimming with the fishes, see? A alleged first-person accounts. Yeah, my dick was stolen. Warnings about supposed attacks. A commentary and clips presented as reports from from particular areas have spread across TikTok and Fachay book. What is your offer? I get your penis. You get absolutely nothing.

2:22:51Many of the videos analyzed by the UK-based Broadcast- No, such thing. Yeah, sorry. Broadcasters do- Well, except maybe- That's so bad. Maybe the recent like Dorkemouth protest thing that's going on with the mask. No, no, no, I'm not disagreeing with you. Honestly, I'm in admiration. I appreciated the old woman kayaking to out to these protesters to give them supplies. Kind of neat. Were they protesting? It's not gay enough, yeah? Oh, no, bringing in fucking nonns into the country. Nonns? Yeah, non-whites. Is that a- Oh, I think I'll say that a new slur for Indians. Nonns. Is anything that we're breaded? Yeah, take that breadhead. They just follow us. They just follow us. It's a tarplay around. They're just breadheads. Jesus. Writing that train dying. The reincarnated dead.

2:23:55Many of the videos analyzed by the UK based broadcasters disinformation verification unit, including some showing mob attacks remain online. Oh, no. The UK isn't taking down the entire internet to get rid of them. The scale of the violence is perhaps- Is this the penis disappearing shitter? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What the fuck is that? It's in Zimbabwe. Yeah, but they talked about a UK disinformation verification unit earlier. The scale of the violence, perhaps, clearly in Mozambique. Oh, shit, that's my girl's name. Mozambique. Mozambique, these nudes. Yeah, get your balls packed, idiot. Get Mozambique. The worst hit country. Have they ever had a number one hit? Nice try. That's why that's worst. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. The worst hit country. Where police said in May that 55 people had been killed in just six weeks. Nice. God. Among the dead were a police officer, healthcare workers and civil servants. We got a stop steal of people's bonuses.

2:24:55Mozambique's president, Daniel Chapo. Oh, shit. Sorry. There's nothing funny about that name. Love your trap house. I love your drug dealing. El Chapo. He's really good at it. Publicly condemned the rumors and the deaths. Well, at least he went out and condemned it. Yes. Yeah, that's really fixed and probable. I think this is bad. I do not like it. All this talk about Dix is pretty gay. It's kind of gay, bro. He publicly condemned the rumors and the deaths insisting that the claims were false. There is no such thing as a penis. The government, he said, had found no medical evidence that anyone had actually lost any part of their body. Ever? Wow. Madness says that fabrication made up by anancy. By anancy. She was bothered by that stupid. The anancy boys made up penises. They said the snake you like that.

2:25:56Authorities also sought to explain why some people might believe that they had. Because they're big dumbedums. Because they're African. I've always said that. Oh, fuck. Okay, I'm glad there's a thing for it. As part of a public health campaign, the government said some of the fears could be linked to Coro syndrome. I meant to own this also known as genital retraction hysteria in which a person believes their genitals are shrinking or disappearing. That's that's pretty wacky. That's why I put on the ins online. Yeah, well, I got a stretch wang strong in my pants. My penis coming in nicely. My cock is full of cornstarch and water. Wow. Don't break it. Don't break it. Don't break it open. It'll make a real mess. The stowage. The violence has not stopped. Can't stop won't stop. Can't stop. Addicted to the dickless. Addicted to the dickless. I didn't say that. That's game Mr. Goat. You put words in my mouth.

2:26:56No, no, no. I was going down the same road, but with a different word. Well, yeah, you made a gay. Well, no, they're addicted to the dickless, so they have someone to blame. Uh, okay. The latest reported incidents have come from Kenya, where mobs killed five people in the coastal counties of Kuala and Mombasa. Oh, shit. You're not the Mombasa me. Oh. After the first incidents were reported in July, Mombasa County Commissioner Muhammad Nour. He's not the fucking same name as the guy who killed that blonde Australian lady in Minnesota at cop. That was a long time ago. Yeah. He blamed some content creators, not us. He ain't telling anybody to cut dicks off. I'll speak for yourself. No, Nigsaw did it, not us. Oh, yeah. I'm not taking, he didn't tell that he suggested it. He says, you know, it'd be awful. Not severe if you cut your dick off. Have you considered it'd make me happy? Don't you want to theme me smile? Yes, the only way I can see it night, Nigsaw.

2:27:58Nour blames some content creators for spreading the claims in pursuit of engagement, simply to attract views and attention. Oh, this is why they fucking the go-sard or whatever around the people. This is written by a disease Shank Hor sarcar or whatever is the guy's name is. Yeah, what a fuck that needs. Shank Hianneel sarcar. The consequence, however, Mingle Bonga will never be the same. However, have gone far beyond views and clicks. What about chirps and clicks? Like their languages. Hmm. Nour said the police, yeah, short from mud, Nour. Hey, he said the police had contained the violence and made several arrests, including a father and son who were each sentenced to a year in prison after pleading guilty to assaulting a woman. They accused of causing a man, causing men's genitals to disappear. She was a real ugly. Okay, but what, what if she did? What did, what did she look like? Well, I'm just saying like you can't have people out there fucking zapping Niggas penises. Who? I'm saying if she's real ego, my dick's crawling back inside and I'll say, you made my dick disappear.

2:28:59I cannot believe this. She was so ugly. She made my penis vanish. Believe me, baby, believe me, baby. I've tried quite a few. In Malawi too, the same rumors have had a deadly outcome with mob attacks linked to the claims that leaving eight people dead. Oh no. End of article. That's it. The end. Get the fuck out of here. No, you're fucking dead shit. No dick having no dick November. Let's know no shit September right now. Jesus, no dick November. I only got two months left with this fucking thing. Is no shit November October first. That's that's that's scary. October first, you finally get to take a dump. Everybody so. How? No dick, no dickity. No doubt. You know, I'm a level. Would you have blue no shit September on September 1? Yeah, same. Same but like it's like a person who's like on the wagon and they fall through again. Yeah, you can always restart. I shed two times today.

2:30:00Nice. Two time, two time. They call him Joey. Because he shit. Oh Joey, Joey two poops over here. Those were her poops. Oh no. Those were. Oh my god. Good lord. Let's get out of here. We did it. That was an end. Stuck the landing baby. We'll see. Let's get out of here before the audience realizes we stole their penises. Most of us will see a Thursday for the live stream. True. Yeah, you know what you won't see Thursday? Your penis. That's what. Gone. Oh, your penis. Penos is also deathlock. Is he doing the most of those Thursday right? We are the fans of thieves of stocks. He may still have deathlock. No. All right then. Shut my mouth.

2:31:00Shut me. I mean, do me a motherfucker told you like that 10 seconds ago. But there was something I was going to say. Oh yeah, I was going to say, um, MC Hammer, the African version of his song is your penis is my weakness. That's his gay. MC Hammer would never say that. MC Swangan Amherst. But we'll see you Thursday for the live stream. And next Tuesday with another episode of the podcast there. But thanks for joining us. Hope you have a good week. All right, Brandley. Oh, right. Harlan. I came home from work to see my wife. Crying on the couch. My wife is a trucking when she cries. She honks. Home home. Truck wife said, honey, I'm pregnant. So a hilder by our side mirror, which is her hand and then a gaze into her wind shield eyes.

2:32:01I said, I'll be proud to be the dead of your truck, baby. Then the truck gave birth right then and there. Out of her tailpipe, which is her pussy, squirting out the tailpipe, what did I see? A little baby truck that looks sort of like me. It was a full-size truck covered in human skin. It started screaming in a human voice. It said, please kill me. I'm constantly in pain. Why do I exist? Please, in my life, I said, no, you're my son. And I'm proud to be the father to this. Human skin truck, baby. Human skin truck, baby. Human skin truck, baby. Skin truck, skin truck. Human skin truck, baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. To be the hot, to the hot, hug me, to the hot, boom, beep, beep, right. Left, right, left, blinkers on the car.

2:33:03Thank you.