The CORNDOWN pt 309: with Will Lee as Mr. Hooper

0:00Is this pasta? How can I help you? Hey Tasha, um, the corn down? The corn down? Corn down? I'm sorry. I can't. Corn, corn down? Corn? Corn down, yeah, corn down. Um, I'm not sure. Um, let me. Corn down. Corn down. Corn down. Um, um, uh, uh, uh, uh. The corn down? Yeah, the corn down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The corn down? Corn down, yeah, the corn down. Um, um, um, um, um. I'm not, um, I'm entirely sure, um, um. You know, um, the corn down? Corn down? Corn down? No. I'm not sure. No. I'm not sure. Okay.

1:00Thank you. You have another problem. I love you too. All right. Bye. Bye. Bye. Beep. Good evening from town. This is Ron. This is Maya. How can I help you? I'm having problems with another guest. Um, is that something I can talk to you about? Yes. Are you staying in the hotel? Yeah. This other guy. I think I don't know what room number he's in or his government name or anything. Okay. The best way to describe him. I'd say he's like, uh, some kind of like, uh, oil tycoon. Okay. So yeah, I'm having problems with the oil tycoon. Okay. And is he like on your floor? I don't know. I was outside and I saw him. Okay.

2:02I don't like oil tycoon. That's the thing. It might be a little bit close-minded of me, but like, I don't, I don't trust those guys. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Naturally, I'm, that's why I'm saying this to sky. There's something. I don't really know where to go with it. I just, I just know I got a problem with the oil tycoon. Okay. Um, I can, um, Can you guide it? Like maybe you could- Oh, you talked to the manager. I was going to say you could guide the converse, maybe you could guide the conversation a little. I'm happy to answer your questions about the oil tycoon. Yeah, I don't know what an oil tycoon is. You've never heard of like an oil tycoon before? No. Okay. Well, they're not good. There are people who like own oil companies and oil, they, uh, I would say they make a lot of money not necessarily through ethical means always. Okay. Yeah. So you could see why I wouldn't like an oil tycoon very much. Yeah. Right.

3:02Yeah, I could talk to my manager and see what I could do about it. I'm not positive. What are you going to ask the manager? It's just out of curiosity. Um, I don't know. I'm just going to say like, um, that you guys are having problems, but I don't know who, um, they are. But one of them. Yeah. What do you get to tell her about the one of them? Yeah. Um, I don't know. But he's an oil tycoon. An oil tycoon? Yeah. Okay. How old is your approximately? Like how old is your boss? Um, I have no idea. Maybe in her 40s. Oh, she'll know what an oil tycoon is. Yeah, she'll know exactly. Yeah, she'll know. Okay. Okay. Well, I guess that's it. That's all really I had with the, I have a problem with the oil tycoon. So. Okay. All right. Thank you for letting me know. Oh, yeah.

4:02It's not your fault, you know. It's probably my fault. I don't know. I love you anyway. Thank you. Okay. Okay. How are you tonight? Okay, I will. I will then. Because you told me to. I was going to have a shitty night, but I'll have a going now. So thank you. Thank you for the advice. I love you. Bye. See you. Bye. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I just, I had wrote that down a couple of weeks ago and tonight it looked good. This is the reason I didn't do it a couple of weeks ago. That's all that it's written down.

5:04I don't know who they are, but one of them is an oil tycoon. What do we do with that? What was that? That two guests are having a problem. I don't know who they are, but one of them is an oil tycoon. Is an oil tycoon? Yeah. You know, you know, the people like drill the ocean floor and like suck it all up. All the pressure starts juices. Yeah, I was just making this one of those. One of those jerk wads. What do I do about this? What's the problem? I have no idea what the problem is. I don't know who these people are, but one of them is an oil tycoon. I need to either side, I need to side with one of these parties here. Okay, I'm confused. Are you in the hotel right now and there's a problem on the floor like they're arguing? Or what's kind of going on here? Yeah. Yeah, there's an argument upstairs. There's something's happening with these two guys. Well, do you hear it through the wall or are you like watching it?

6:06I'm watching it unfold here. Okay, where are you? I'm at the other hotel. The other chain. Oh, they're outside. Yeah, the other hotel of the same chain as this one. Yeah, the one right next to us. Yeah. Okay, and they're just outside. Yeah, I don't know which one of these guys I should dress past here. Okay. Okay. Should it be the oil tycoon or the other guy? He's a real scum bag. Are you working the front desk over there? Yeah. Oh, okay. Are they staying at my hotel? They're staying at mine. Okay, and you're just calling me to... They said talk to Everett. My manager said talk to Everett and he'll know what to do. Okay. Are they in the parking lot or...

7:11I've been receiving telephone calls about oil tycoons and stuff. Yeah, honestly, I don't get what does the oil tycoon have anything to do with the argument? I guess he's staying here because he's polluting the earth and stuff. He's disturbing wildlife like deep sea creatures and oil rigging and ocean acidification. What does that have to do with the argument? Well, that's what they're arguing about. Oh, I gotcha. So do you kick the oil tycoon out or do we kick the other guy out? He's just a regular guy. Do you think they're arguing about that? Are they in the parking lot? They could be. For all I know. What do you mean they could be? You said they were watching it unfold. Yeah. I'm watching the situation unfold here.

8:11And you don't know where it is receiving. They've just been saying it's been coming through the walls, through the floors. People then just like shoot, hoot in the hollering. Okay, well, I don't understand why you need my input on something that's going on at your hotel. My manager said I should talk to you because you've been doing it longer than I have been. I'm really new to this. Who's your manager? I can't disclose that. You can't disclose who your manager is at A. Yeah, she said no. She said no. You can't say who your manager is. I can't say her name. Because she said it's like a recorded line. She doesn't want that being out there. That doesn't really make any sense. It doesn't make sense to me, but she's the boss. She's the boss that doesn't want her name to be said to the hotel next to her.

9:16I'm getting... Hold on one second. Hello? You're the type you're still fighting. I'm talking to Edward about it. Hold on. Hello? Hello? I just got another phone call about it. I put them on the phone. Well, who do I kick out? I have to make the choice. Is it that bad? Do you need to call the police? No, it just seems like two people are just... Ah, angry. Okay, well... You either have to go find out where they're arguing and resolve it. Because you can't just trespass one person with no reason. Yeah. That doesn't really make sense. Or call the cops. Will they arrest the oil tycoon for a pollution or something? Why would they arrest an oil tycoon for a pollution that's his job? Well, that's because he's making all the birds sick and covering him in oil and stuff.

10:16And like making people asthma. And cars. Are you being serious right now? Yeah. I just got this job right now. Yeah, I just got this job. You know, like during the Christmas rush. I'm still just trying to figure it out here. Okay, so go find out where they're arguing. Okay. Resolve it. Or call the cops. Who do I side with? Who do I side with? Why would you side with any of them? You don't need to side with any of them. One of the parties is good and the other is bad. But that's your own opinion. That's not your job. But I have to resolve the issue and I have to side with one of the parties. You don't have to side with one of the parties. I have to. There will be more angry that you're siding with one of them. Yeah. But if I don't side with any of them, they'll both be angry at me.

11:18Then that really sucks, doesn't it? Yeah. I don't know what the hell would do. You don't side with either of them. You go. Or if you don't want them to both be angry at you. You call the cops and let them be angry with the cops. That's a good idea. Okay. All right, so I should call the cops on these guys. Yeah. You should do whatever you feel bad because you can either go handle it. Yeah, other guy. Oh, you can handle it. Me? No, I'm not going to handle a problem. That's happening at another hotel. I don't even tell me your manager's name. She said no about it. She said I can't. I'm sorry. I really should. It doesn't make sense to me either, but that's the information I've received. Okay. Well, I gave you my opinion on this. Yeah. So we do whatever you feel best. If it starts popping off down here, would you have my back?

12:18Would I have your back? Yeah. If you absolutely need help, I would send someone over there. All right, so I'd do the same for you, man. Okay. Thank you. Are you sure I found these goobers? Uh, you can do whatever. Thank you, Everett. My name is Jacobi. Nice to meet you. Thank you, Everett. Yep. All right, I love you, Everett. Bye. Oh, boy, Everett was fine. I like Everett. Oh, shit. My microphone might pop. I need to plug it back in, hang on. Pop, but it was fully muted, so it didn't cut. Yeah, it cuts, too. I think I'm mute. And I think it cuts across send channels. But if I pushed the fader all the way down, it popped, but it was silent. So we're good. Silent pop. Silent pop. Yeah, silent pop. Oh, shit. That guy said something good to you.

13:18I already forgot what it was. I know. What did you say to him at the very end? That I love him. No, but I was there before that. You brought up a good point. I'm sure he's gonna be angry at me. No, that was more like the middle. I do like the clip though. Why would they arrest an oil tycoon for polluting? That's his job. That's definitely a good stand-alone clip. Hello. Thank you for calling the town Play Sweets and Burnley Utile. This is Shalee, so may help you. Hey, Shalee, how would you like me to deal with an oil tycoon that I got a problem with here at the hotel? Do I just call the cops on them out right? Or what do I do? Oh, yeah. If you have a complaint about someone in the hotel, yeah. Or... Okay. Well, I don't really... He's just an oil tycoon. Okay. I'm not all right with that. What's going on? Well, I don't... Let me ask you this.

14:18If things pop off, do you have my back? Are you staying in the hotel? Yeah, but do you have my back? I really don't understand what's going on. There's an oil tycoon staying here. And I'm just saying, because, you know, they got a lot of money. If things... I don't mean violently. I mean, like... Geopolitically, or... Or I don't know what they would... I don't even know what he would do with his influence, you know? Um... Would you have my back, though? Or are you going to side with the oil tycoon? I'm going to... I mean, I mean, they're going to investigate it and see what's going on and what happened. Well, I mean... What do you really need to investigate? I'm just a regular guy and he's an oil tycoon. So you... Like, you already know, you know, he's like polluting and doing... Like, shady business deals, probably. I mean, I don't... You know, I don't know. And I... I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

15:18Probably... I mean, I don't... You know, I don't know. And like I said, the geopolitical influence and everything. So I don't know. Versus just a... I'm just a regular. I'm just a average chill, you know? So I don't... What else... What else do you need to know, really? I'm scared that you're going to... Because of all the money and the... And the power... I'm afraid you're going to take the... I've never had these type of questions before. So... Okay. Um... I honestly don't know what I would do, to be honest. I mean, probably... I'm... I'm scared, because they can... I'm not saying he's going to outright bribe you. But... There's going to be an implication of the... The power... Yeah. Because he has a lot of... He's a whale tycoon. I mean, for Christ's sake, you know? Exactly. Yeah.

16:19And I'm sure that'll be... Let's say brought to your attention. I don't know, man. That's exactly why I'm calling. Some things it is, but I've never been bribed. And I don't... Personally, I don't think I could take a bribe, because I like things to be right and stuff. So you decide against a... A real tycoon. You'd have my back then. I would try to have your back as much as I could. So should we call the perhaps on him then? I mean, if there's something that is bothering you and they think... What do you... I just explained it to you. He's an oil tycoon. What else? I know, but if... Is he doing something illegal? Like killing the... You don't consider killing the planet illegal? Well, absolutely, but I don't think the police are going to do much about that. They could, though. That's why if we team up, we could say something about him. Is Colonel Utah and Colonel Utah is run off of the oil and gas industry? No, and that's... That's why it's not odd to be running into one right here.

17:19Right. So I'm not surprised that I ran into an oil tycoon, but we got to do... No, we can't let this happen. Can we? I mean, that... I was raised up with it, like... Been here my whole life. Oh, God. So your brain... Consider myself brainwashed? Well, you're saying that you were raised by the oil industry. And you probably went to like a... Did you go to like an oil school? I did not, but I did work in the oil field for a few years. Like a rough neck, or... I was. I worked on an oil rig. I did fracking. Interesting. So I can't trust you, either. But basically, you are also an oil tycoon, to switch your tummy. Because your family has... No, my family doesn't have money. They have oil money, you're saying? Because they all did fracking. So you have the fracking money. No, I was... I was the only one in my family that did that type of work.

18:19And so you got them all in? No. I guess I don't understand then how your family got... My father worked at a phosphate mine for 45 years. Okay. So... More of like a oil magnate than a tycoon. Yes. Okay. How can I... Let me ask you this then. How do I know I can trust you? Because you say you have my back, but... Here you are, and you're... It is all up to you, sir. Well, you're one hair shy of being an oil tycoon yourself. No, well, I work in a hotel. That's all I do. Now, yeah. But I mean, you have the passive... Do you have the passive income from all the oil? Some of it though, huh? Sucks. So you're already bought... Every company has a town that makes money off of oil. Yeah, but I'm saying that's what... You're bought and paid for already. You're on the dole. I don't know if I should be offended by your questioning.

19:19Well, I'm not sure. I'm from Ohio. We don't have these problems. We don't have oil tycoons all over the place. They warned me. When I said I was coming in, they were like, Oh, watch out. You're going to see oil tycoons. And then... And apparently you do. Well, I know I do. But I don't... I don't know if you have my pack. I really don't know if I can trust you. I'm scared. I'm scared. There's nothing to be scared about. Nobody's going to hurt you. That's exactly... If you're telling me you have my back when you don't have my back, you could hurt me if you're saying you're not going to. I don't even know who you are, sir. I think maybe we should keep it that way. But at the same time, I enjoy talking to you but I'm scared of you both, you know? Well, there's no need to be scared of me. Well, you're in the oil industry. I told you I'm trying to trump up false charges against this oil tycoon and your turns out you worked with them or whatever. Sorry, but if it's false charges, of course I'm against them. That's why I said we are going to have each other's back.

20:19Because they won't... They won't arrest them for killing... They won't arrest them for killing the planet. They won't. They won't have to lie and say you did something else. And it would help a lot if you had my back. It's not right to faultfully accuse somebody. And it'll look cool if they send a lot of sirens and all the lights are out there. That'll look cool. Yeah, that's not probably not going to happen unless something really bad is going to happen. No, we'll tell them something bad happened. Yeah, like nothing violent, nothing violent. Can we do it like fraud? Can we say you tried to cash a million dollar bad check or something? Invernal Utah, probably not. Well, that would get the police here quick, I mean. Because that would be a big story if they caught him for it, you know. And if you and me tell the same story and we stick together, we'd be like colluding to conspiracy... Yeah, but I fancy myself when not lying about things, so I'm sorry. Because you lied about being an oil executive. I'm not an oil executive. Yeah, but you were.

21:19I worked there like 18 years ago. Right, right, right, but you still have your stock. No. I don't believe you. I don't. I haven't seen your... Well, what is in your portfolio then? If it's not oil companies. I don't really have a portfolio. That's what I'm saying. But if you did, it would be oil companies, right? That's true. That much is not... Well, then what would be in your portfolio? Okay, I have a guest, so I'm going to have to put you on hold. Is it the tycoon? I can't tell you who's here. Just set the phone down so I can hear everything you say to them. No, that I'll put you on hold. No, don't put me on hold. I'm scared. What if it's music? What if Phil Collins comes on? He killed that woman. I'm only giving her like a second. And then I'm hanging up. She was fun, though. And that was the thing. Asking someone if they have your back is definitely completely a call premise on its own.

22:21You could tell immediately because that weirded her out even more than the oil tycoon. But those stacked really well, too. Just directly on top of each other. That was 100% hit. I want to say that, but I have nowhere to go with it. Oh, shit. Well, this is... We're out of the oil area. I didn't know that was an oil area, either. That was just... That's great. That's why they weren't questioning it at the last couple about any oil tycoons that we've seen. It was like, well, yeah, we got... Well, the first one didn't know what an oil tycoon was. That was a different area. The number you have dialed, eight, zero. I missed out. I meant to just dial eight. Thank you for calling the extended America. Can I help you, please? I work at the other hotel. Really? I work at the other hotel. What do you want to talk exactly? Do you have my back or something bad happens or if it's... Stuff starts popping off. I just get a bad feel in tonight.

23:21You just not have your back. Just sucks. Go get, go get, go get. Okay. The nest is simply sweet and false church. This is Malik speaking. Malik, I work at the other hotel. I'm sorry? I don't work at the other hotel. Malik, I'm Jacobi. I'm the Fred Deskai at the other hotel. Which other hotel? I'm the... Down, down, down. You guys are... Because you guys are... You're kind of like right there. You're like the closest one. Okay. I just get a bad feeling about tonight. Stuff starts popping off. Do you have my back? I don't know what you're referring to, sir. I just get a bad feeling about tonight. Something bad's going to happen. I'm sorry you feel that way, but I don't really know how I could assist you in that. Well, if I had problems, I just... I could just call you and you could help me with them and stuff.

24:23I mean, I can help you as far as maybe taking your things to your room, but that's the furthest extent you can go just for policy and security reasons. I've been doing this for a while now. I'm still not entirely comfortable. I'm not sure how to do it. Well, I'm just not very secure in myself. Sometimes it just doesn't work out so good. And then you feel bad about it. I understand. Was there something that you needed help with now? Not right now, but if I had an issue, you'd be able to review it for me and maybe show me what I'm doing wrong and stuff. Help me out with that. I'm sorry, but you're just being extremely vague right now, so I don't even know what you're referring to or what you're talking about. I know some things that I can't tell you them.

25:25I'm sorry. I wouldn't be able to assist you if I don't have contact. So I do apologize about that. At the hotel. At the hotel. As two industry professionals such are acting upon which we represent our chains as to be for with. If that makes any sense. I'm just going to have to hang up because I'm not sure. You said that you'd help me out. Jim said you'd help me out. My GM. I don't know who your GM is. I don't know what property you're referring to. I don't know what help you need. I'm just kidding. It's a courted line. He didn't like you, but you didn't. You didn't mention anything about Taekwondo of any kind. That's probably why. That's probably why I didn't like you. Ah.

26:25Classic Malik. Malik was a jerk. It turns out. Doesn't have my back. This is going to be a... I could drive through a premise. But I think I can make it work at a hotel. As long as I have carpet in the hallway, I'll be alright. Good evening. This is Amber. Can I help you if you want to brief forward? Amber, no, we have a problem. We have a problem in the second floor. The carpet is like inappropriately touching like on the walls. I'm sorry. Stayed that again. Like the carpet is inappropriately touching the walls on the second floor. And that's not okay and we can't allow that to happen. Especially not on hotel premises. Hello. Hi. Hi. Were you currently in house with us? I can't fly this inappropriate touching. May I have the remember that you're currently staying in? It's not mine. I can't give out friends and families information like that. I'm friends and family.

27:25Okay, but see you're currently in house with us? Yeah, I'm in house. Yeah, I'm the drummer. Okay. Can I have your name? Oh, last name. What do you need it for? I'm not in the system. I'm just going to verify you're stating that there was an issue with your room. No, no, no, no. Out in the hallway. The carpet. You know on the carpet how it goes up to the walls? It's inappropriately touching there. Okay. Can I please see on a brief? No, I can't be on hold. I'll hang up on you. I'm scared. I'll hang up. I'll call the cops. I'm scared. I'm sorry. So again, you're currently in house with us. You're staying with us on the property at this time? Yeah, I'm in house, guest. Okay. Would you like to come to the front desk and speak with me? Well, what about the carpet, though? In order for me to correctly make note of what is going on, I'll need to have your name. No, you could ask more details. So what do you, but I can't give you that information on the phone. I'm not going to be able to give that to you at the front desk. What kind of a name are you going to want for me?

28:25A name that's not in the system? So I'm going to verify your name and the room number so that I can just make note of this. And then if you don't mind just coming to me at the front desk. I am currently in front of a guest at this time. Okay, fine. I'll give you my name. I'll give you the full name. I'll give you the full name, but I can't give you the room number because it's not mine. And I'm not allowed to give away things that aren't mine or I'll go to hell. Okay, so again, for those lines, I'm suggesting that you can come speak to me directly here at the front desk. You're being stupid. Just hang up. You're being stupid. It was definitely intentional. She hit the telemarketer beep button. She didn't really care about the inappropriate touching though. See, she wouldn't have anybody's back. Front desk. Hi, the carpet's doing inappropriate touching.

29:25Huh? The carpet's doing inappropriate touching on me. The carpet is doing inappropriate touching on you? Yes. Who is this? Jacobi. Did that count? That was short, but I feel like that was good though. Yeah, that count. Okay. Thanks for calling guest service us. Can you please please hold? I have a long line. I can't, the carpet, the carpet. She doesn't care. She has a long line. Everyone's lining up for her because she's really good in the fishnetter job. I bet it's what's happening. How do you end up with a long line at the front desk of a hotel?

30:25Well, it'll take good Monday. I guess so, yeah. I have a problem with the carpet. It's inappropriately touching. I'm sorry. The carpet. I'm the second floor in the hallway. Are you familiar? I'm not. Please continue explaining sir. It's inappropriately touching like the way that it runs up against the wall. Okay. That's not okay. It's what you can't do inappropriate touching. I know that's against the law. All right sir. So that's what I was saying. If you could correct this, I would appreciate it. Sure. What room number? It's in the hallway. I will get right on that circuit. I have with anything else. No, so what are you going to fix it? I will do my best to correct the situation. What are you going to do? Are you going to hit it? Is there anything else I can fix with tonight? Are you going to hit it? Are you going to hit it? Are you going to fix it? Are you going to fix it?

31:25Are you going to hit me? I think so. If you want to hit me. All right. I'll come down. I'm ready to get hit. It's fine. I'll come down. You can hit me. It's fine. Okay. Sucked. How do you think he's going to hit you? I don't think the inappropriate touching works. I think it'll work much better on ingredients. If the lettuce was touching me. No, that works a lot better. The lettuce was touching the bun inappropriately. I hope you're done with this. Did you say to how much is this? Hi. Can you... Because I didn't issue a... Like... I had to resolve. Okay. What was the issue? How can I help? They said you were going to hit me. No, how can I help? How can I help? No, they said you were going to hit me. And I'd just like to get it over with. If I come down there, can you just hit me?

32:26And then that way I won't have to live in fear anymore. I just wanted to hit, and I'm done. I would just move on with our lives. Excuse me, does this help, is this? Yes, they said that you were going to hit me here at the business. I'm staying here. I'd just like to come down to the front desk, and you know, you just hit me there. And then like, you know, we'll be done with this. Excuse me, what is this about? Who's this? My name's Jacobi. I received a phone call saying that the lady at the front desk wants to hit me. I figure we just know what this is. My name is Jacobi. I'm a guest. I'm no idea what you're talking about, ma'am. They said you were going to hit me. I think you've got the phone number, ma'am. They said you're a day drinker, and you're going to hit me. And you forget where you work all the time. You work at the hotel. Oh, I loved her. I loved her bad breathing.

33:27It was very expressive. What? She was quick, too. I liked her. She was quick. She didn't have time for your shit, but she knew exactly what was going on. She didn't like any of it. Do they even have to take the call and tell her please? We've just quantized the guy I can help you. But quantized, please help me. This is probably really dumb, but you might be able to help me with it. When I was pulling into the parking lot, I thought I saw a Velasa Raptor by the side of the building. Do you have any idea what that could have been? Because I'm a little freaked out. This thought you saw a Velasa Raptor. Is that an animal? Like from dinosaurs. No, I thought you saw that over here. No, no, no, no, I definitely saw something, and it looked like a Velasa Raptor. I'm not from here. What kind of animals that look like Velasa Raptors around here?

34:27So I know normally that the most you'll see on here is probably a deer or cat. A cat? Do you think a cat looks like have you seen Jurassic Park, ever? Yeah. Okay, that doesn't look like a cat, does it? No. Are you outside town, please? When I saw the Velasa Raptor, yeah. I was pulling in. I was pulling in. I'm in housecast. Right. Are you still sitting outside? No, I got scared. I left. I went time looking for an Arby. You seen off this one around here? Arby? Yeah. They're the Arby, I think, down the street from here. Okay, I'll check. I'll find it. Let's drive around here and let's say I was looking for an Arby's. Because I got scared. Yeah. I'm from Ohio, so when I get scared I go to Arby's. That's what we do. Uh-huh. I'll look outside and see. But do you know what it could be? Do you have owls? No. Do you have owls? Could it be an owls? The owls look like a Velasa Raptor? No. I don't know. It looks like a Velasa Raptor. I don't know. Other than I thought I saw a Velasa Raptor. I really don't know.

35:28No. The only thing that I've ever seen out here was either a deer or a cat. And you're not sure which one it was? Uh, I haven't seen any deer today. I haven't been back outside. No, I'm just saying. You saw an animal and it looked halfway between a deer and a cat. And you weren't sure which way? No, no. I've actually seen a deer and a cat out here. Like merged together? You mean? No, not merged together. I've seen them in the parking lot. It was either a deer or it was a cat that I've seen. So you couldn't tell which one it was. That's what I'm getting at. Like, there's somewhere between a deer and a cat. No, I knew which one it was because I seen it in the parking lot. Those are the only two animals that I've ever seen in the parking lot. I've never seen a Velasa Raptor in the parking lot. It changed from a deer into a cat? No. Those are the only two animals that I have ever seen in the parking lot. Oh, okay. I got it in the parking lot. So you saw a deer and there was like a cat on its back.

36:29No. I guess the only two animals that I have ever seen in the parking lot was either a cat or a deer. So it takes turns. All right. Sorry. I don't understand what this is or. I don't understand. There's orders. Anything else I can help you with? Do you have napkins? Yes, we have napkins. Can I get a hunt? You can come inside and get napkins. Can you get a hundred? That worked better than I thought. But only because, yeah, only because he saw a deer or a cat. He entertained that for far too long. Deer or cat talk. I think I know what he meant. But I think it's the thing where he couldn't tell if it was a deer or a cat. Honestly, based on what he was saying, that's what I think he meant. It sounds right. And he saw it two times. Oh, that would have been a good guess.

37:29One time it looked more like a deer and the other time it looked more like a cat. So you saw it twice. I don't think. I think it's probably a sin if they were doing beach. I saw either a deer or a cat down there. I don't know which one it was. Excuse me? I saw either a deer or a cat down there. I don't know which one it was. A deer or a cat? Yeah, I don't know which one it was though. Where did you see it at? Parking lot. Hotel. Mainly in the hotel. Parking a lot. A deer or a cat? I just don't know which one it was. I didn't get a good look at it. I don't know how to take the deer. Do you have the deer? Yeah. Because I was just going to bring them in. I was just going to bring them in for the night. Because it's cold out there. That's too cold room to be out there like that. Well, you had to call it animal for tow. Because they said I could just take them in. Like if you're cold, they're cold. Bring them inside.

38:29Yeah. I'm not going to tolerate that whole music for no reason. That was aggressive. She knew it was loud. She probably bumped it up on purpose. I really, okay, I'm hesitating to do this one because it's almost exactly the same as... What did I ask the guy? How to tell if someone's wearing a hat? It's distinctly different. It's different. I'm doing it. I'm going to do it right now. I'm going to do it right now. It's different. I promise it's different. I swear to God, it's different than... And how to tell if someone's wearing a hat? I just have to make sure I don't ask. How to tell if he's wearing a hat? Thank you. I'm not going to say I'm American. No foreigners here. I can't tell if he's wearing a hat or not. Okay. I don't know what to do. So I don't want to ask him because that's really fucking rude, you know? So I don't know what to do.

39:29I'm just not sure if he's wearing a hat. I think he might be. I honestly think he might be wearing a hat. But I'm not sure. I don't want to be a bad guest. You know, I don't want to impose on anyone or violate any of the ethics agreements that I signed when I checked in. Ella? Hello? Oh, I thought you hung up on me. No. Because well, you're not helping. Okay. I mean, if you want to ask him if he has a hat on, then you can do so. No, I'm not going to ask. I'm not going to ask. No. That's... Isn't that rude though? Because what if he's not? Like, if he is wearing a hat, he'd be like, I could be like, oh, you know, I think that's a really cool hat. But if he's not wearing a hat, then then what do I say? He's like, no, it's not a hat. I guess it would be... I'm not sure. I guess... It just seems like a rough situation. You know? Yes.

40:29Am I going to get in trouble with the hotel if I handle this situation wrong? No, you're just asking someone if they have a hat. Well, no, there's other ways to handle it. No, just this is just theoretically. But I can walk up and deck him and see if it comes off, you know? Yes. Then you will be... Then I would be in trouble. Yes, I wouldn't do that one. I could hire someone to steal it and then not tell them that it might not be a hat. Yeah, you'd be in trouble for that too. Well, not if I return it. I just... I don't know. I don't know. Okay, I don't know if it's a hat or not. And that's about where it stands. Okay. You could only walk outside and ask him to find out. Well, do you have cameras? No, sir. There's no cameras in the parking lot. Um, even if I did, I wouldn't be able to allow you to see them. Well, no, no, not you personally. We'd have to get in touch with the security guy. Um, even then, yeah, no. He could look at it. No, no, no, no. He could... He could let me review it. Yeah, but I don't think he's going to give me that information either.

41:32What... Well, I... Shit. If you saw the man take off the hat, then we would know it was a hat. That's one way that we would know for... That would be solid evidence, then. I mean, he wouldn't be guessing anymore. True. If you see him, can you order him to take off his hat and just see what happens? No, sir. Well, you are the front desk. You have that power. Like, if he's walking by, just say, a demand to take off your hat. Yeah, no, sir. Why not? I can't do that. Can I do that? I mean, again, what happens outside in the parking lot, unless it gets violent or... That's what I was just thinking. That's what my thoughts were going. We're violence and destruction, yeah. So don't do that. Yeah, no, I don't think that's a good idea. Can I crush his spirits? Like, emotionally? Can I mess with him that way? Like, break him down? Yeah, I... Make him feel bad. Is that... Again, that's something that you would have to handle outside.

42:35That's so that's allowed. I can attack him emotionally. I'm crushing his spirits. Um, if you're disrupting a guest, then no. No, I mean, like... Shit, I don't know. Check his license plate and his Vinn number to get his address and call where he... Yep, no. So if he comes in here saying that he feels bad about you... No, no, no, no, no. I wasn't going to threaten him. No, no, no, no, no. I was going to threaten his wife. I was going to threaten his wife. So then she'll call him off-shared. You will still get a phone call. You will still be escorted off-property. How...well, how can we do that to him? How can we get him escorted off? We can't. Well, can we trick him into threatening me? No, sir. I'm just not sure if he's wearing a hat. I don't know. You know? Can you attack him emotionally or just me? No, sir. The hotel, the... Your staff's not allowed to do it. Interesting. I was going to have you flirt with him and then turn him down if he has to out. Yeah, no, sir. Would you be willing to do that? No, sir. Okay. I don't know where...

43:35Then I don't know where to take this. Can I...can I hire a... Like a... Um... An escort to do it? No, sir. You're not doing... You're just saying no, sir, a lot. I'm not sure what it is you're looking for me to say. Just to engage a little bit. I don't know. You cannot... I don't know. You cannot... I don't know. You cannot... You cannot threaten any of my guests. You cannot put your hands on any of my guests. There wasn't... I wasn't going to. I did not... You suggested that. You suggested that. You said to get violent or whatever. Or to not get violent. No, no, no. You said to not get violent. Yeah, well, you brought it up. Correct. You said, don't get... Yeah, you brought it up. You said, don't get violent. That's the only way that there would be a problem and you would get in trouble. Well, I won't do that. I... That's what you asked me. Oh, no, wait, I didn't say... I was talking in the face to see if his hat pops off. I did say that to you. But that's just logical. I'm not saying I would do that. That's just a logical conclusion. That would be one way to see if someone's wearing a hat. Okay. Okay. So I'll just crush his spirits.

44:35And maybe if he's crying or something, he'll take off his hat. Unless it's his hair. Unless it's his hair. And then he can't do... He can't take it off at all. So... It's always a possibility. Okay, you enjoy the rest of your night. I don't know, help at all. What was your name? I'm sorry. Ella, and do you have a manager? No, that's a moment. Okay, I'm going to report you. That's fine. All right. I love you. Have a good night. Good night. That was mean. I shouldn't have told her I was going to report it. That was too mean. But she wasn't helpful. She didn't help me at all. She's probably fucking oil-taking. You know, listen. She's probably god damn oil-taking. Back. Checked her portfolio. And then her eyes. I did get that one girl to tell me what was in her portfolio. That was fun. And she was like, oh my god. Under her breath a lot, too.

45:35I don't know if that came through very well or not. But she was doing that kind of a lot. Thank you for calling town please. So you talking nice to us, you? Hey, I took his hat off his head just to see what it was. It was a hat. And I don't want to get in trouble. How do I? Can I? Do I? How do I get? Can I give the hat to you? And then you can give it to him or something? The hat. He had a hat on his head. It turned out. I thought it was hair. But it was a hat. I came up from behind. I expected the wrong number. It's a hotel. It's happened there at the hotel. You're the front desk guy. I recognize your voice. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm just going to use the hat. I'm going to use it. He had a hat on his head. It turned out. I thought it might have been hair. I smacked the hat off his head. It turned out it was a hat. I have the hat now. I don't know what to do with it. I don't want to get in trouble about it. But I don't want to have it or throw it away. Do I just give it to you? I mean, yeah, I feel like you can leave it at the front desk.

46:37Okay. And then what happens to me? I'm not. I'm not understanding the situation. Do you have my back on this? I took the hat off his head. Do you have my back on this? I took the hat off his head. Do you have my back on this? Whose head? He is the guy that was wearing the hat. It turned out. I mean, I can't really... I don't know his name. I don't know what the situation is. He is in the building. I followed him out to the parking lot. He just kept following him. I couldn't tell if it was a hat or a hair. I just smacked it right off the top of his head. Not violently, but, you know, like, to brush it. The hat. It was a hat. I'm looking at it. It's like an oil hat. Okay. Did I just... You're not going to tell him that it was me that did it, right? I mean, I would have to tell him that I can't really... Oh, no. I can't give you the hat then.

47:37I don't know if that's what the use of, because I'm not really aware of the situation. Well, it makes you complicit in a crime, though, or something, I think. Can we keep... Can we leave the hat? Leave the hat? I don't know. It was on his head. How do I find out what Rumi was in? How do I find out what Rumi's in? So I could put it back on his head. I mean, I can't give you his room, though, man. Can I just... Did I follow him again? I mean, I don't think he could do that either. Every camera's out in the parking lot. Do you have cameras out in the parking lot? Remind me I'm not too sure. Can you just delete the footage of the cameras for me? That way I don't get in trouble about it. Let me out on the access to that. You just unplug it. You just unplug... You know, just go to the where all the computers are. Just unplug them and like, you know... It takes them all out. I can do that for you. It's spray it with water and make, like, delete it. Delete the file.

48:37Do you think... Do you just delete the file for me? Unplug it. Unplug the cameras. Are the cars safe out there, then? Are the cars safe? So if there's no cameras, you are going to be, like, rifling through cars. There's actually some cool old music, but I didn't feel like doing it. Fuck. I had a thing I wanted to say to him and I didn't write it down. I thought it was on my list, but I'm looking at the list and it's not. It wasn't any of these things. What are all the things you said to him in order, please? Oh, I can't, I can't. I just smacked the hat off his head. That might have been it. Oh, no, that was it. Yeah, no, that was it. It was it. Yeah, just did just the general hat stealing, in general. Yeah. Yeah, that's trying to... Yeah, trying to undo a hat. I want to undo a hat stealing that I accidentally did. That was it. I like the thought of taking someone's hat by accident.

49:37Can I please speak to Michael Pio? Kelly speaking, how can I help you? And Keeley, I screwed up. Can you help me please? I really want to make this right. What's going on? I accidentally stole a hat from another guest and I didn't really mean to. I don't need the police involved or anything. What do you need help with assisting? Like returning the hat, I guess. I just don't want him to know who I am, so I can't press charges. No one has asked about a hat. Do you know who this person is? No, it was just, it was like a crime of passion. Like, did you feel it off of them or was it in their room? Yeah, he wasn't, like, he was looking the other way and I, like, wasn't even thinking it. I just kind of took it. Like, you guys were just outside and you just took it off. Took his hat, yeah. Okay, just one moment. What are you doing? Are you calling the police? Please don't call the police. Please, please, please, please. I can't afford to go to jail again. Please. I had a very bad time last time. I had a very bad time last time. I don't want to go back again, please.

50:37No, I'm just asking my co-worker if anyone came by asking about a hat. Well, I don't want to ask about a hat because then that would lead to a police call. What I want to do is I want to cut that off at the pass and I want to get the hat back to him before he even... Maybe he doesn't even know what's going on. Maybe he doesn't even know what's going on. You know, I don't know. So... Well, I was just seeing if there was someone... I can get... Do you have my bag or not? I guess it's the real question. And comes back down to that. Do you have my bag? Or are you going to take the side of the hat guy? Well, we might not even be wearing... We might not even be wearing a hat. Now we might not even be wearing a hat. Well, he's probably not even wearing a hat now. I don't know if he's wearing a hat or not now because I have this hat and this he was wearing this hat. Maybe he knew he wasn't wearing a hat and he put another hat on or maybe he doesn't know he's not wearing one or... I don't know. I don't know if he's wearing a hat or not now. Are you currently a resident here? Oh, I'm in house... I'm in house guest, if that's what you mean. I'm sorry, what did you say? I said I'm in house guest. You are in house, so you are staying in a room here? I'm in house guest, yeah. I'm more friends and family with house guest.

51:38Okay. I'm like an honorary member, kind of. I don't know. What room number are you in? It's not my room number. That's because I was saying I have friends and family. Well, what is their name? Oh, I can't do that. That's rude. You can't give out personal information. PPI. You can't do that. You can't give it out. PPI, PI, PI, PI, PI, PI, PI. PPI. Personally, identifiable information is stands for. You can't give it out. Okay, well, how did you... PPI. To bring the hat. I'll give you the hat. I'll put it in a paper sack. I'll put... Can you take me out of it? It's a bad speaker phone. I like being on speaker phone, but it's a bad one. I couldn't hear you on my end because our phones are old so the cord kept cutting out. So I put you on speaker. There's no one in here, but I can't hear you on the cord. So is it okay if I cuss? Well, I'd prefer you not to. Well, because I'm on speaker and kids could hear it.

52:39And then we'd all go to jail. In here, but I'd prefer you not to cuss. I don't mean like, can't do anything. I just went like shit and stuff. Well, I don't know why the conversation has to go that way. How did you plan on returning the hat? I was going to put in a brown paper sack. And then I was going to bring that shit to you. To the front desk. Yeah, and you wouldn't say you wouldn't say anything about it though. That's the important part. Do you have cameras at the front? Can you turn those off while we do this? No, we do have cameras, and I'm going to turn them off. Can you turn them off? No, I won't be doing that. Can I wear a full face mask? Or is that going to raise suspicion? No, you cannot do that. Like a ski mask type thing? Like a paintball? Can I wear a paintball mask? No, you want the hat to be returned. I prefer you just leave it outside. Can I hide it in the bushes? No, you could leave it on the bench. Otherwise, I'm not going to take the hat. I don't want you coming in.

53:40Okay, what about if I just wear sunglasses in a bandana? Is that okay? No. Shit. If you don't want me to get the police involved, I'm going to need you. I don't want you to see my face, though. Because you'll be able to match it to my ID from when I check... Well, I didn't check in, so you don't have my ID, do you? So wait, maybe I'm okay then. Lisa, are you still there? I am still here. Do you know if I have a beard or not? I don't know who you are. You called from your personal phone number. Okay, so you don't know. No, I don't. When did you take the hat with this person? This was like an hour ago, and I've just been scared shitless of her since. I don't know what to do. I was going to take it to the police station, but then I thought they might just arrest me on the spot. Well... Can you just wait one second?

54:40I have a guest coming in. No, you don't have a guest. That's a coworker. And you want a gossip? Okay, just one moment. I don't want to wait for gossip. I would wait if it was a real customer, but it's not. I thought we were in the back room. I thought we were in the back room, and no one can hear me say shit anyway. I don't think she's... I don't think she's ever coming back. Oh, he forgot what we were talking about. So I'll probably hang up here pretty soon. Was it... Had a passion. Oh, they had a crime of passion. I like that she didn't question that at all. It's just a crime of... Just a regular crime of passion. I'm about to ditch it. I do remember stealing the hat. Thank you for holding. This is fun. I don't manage her. How could I help you? Fun, are you the same person? Are we still in the office? Where are we and why am I on speakerphone? Yeah, I'm in the office. My name is Fun. I'm the general manager. Okay. I accidentally stole a hat from a man. And I'm just trying to make it right.

55:40And she's not helping me at all. I don't know. Did she have like a stick upper butt or something? Well, you don't need to talk like that. You stole a hat from somebody and you're trying to return it to them? Yeah, without getting caught. I do not want to go to jail. Because I have been in jail. I would say that the hat that you have, I would say, keep it. No, no, no, no. That's evidence. That's evidence. I'm going to keep it. I'm going to burn it. And I know I'm not allowed to burn it on the property. Why would you even ask something like that? Well, I don't know. I don't know how to get rid of this hat. I'm scared. I don't know what to do. Well, if you still let them then bring it back to the front desk and you can drop it off. Yeah, but I wanted her to turn off the cameras or let me wear a disguise. And she wouldn't like it. We don't turn off cameras here. They're on 24 hours. Why don't you have me on camera returning the hat that you could just turn me into the police later if you don't have my back? We'll just put it out by the front door and let us know that it's out the front door. Can you turn those cameras off? We don't have cameras right there at the front door right now.

56:41So anyone can drop off. So if someone drops itself, someone drops off a baby. You won't know who did it. That's your response. That's your response. Yeah, drop off. Fun guy. That's a little bit angrier. These places are less secure than I thought they'd be. They don't have any cameras outside. That's weird. That's kind of weird, isn't it, though? Good evening. Thank you for calling the townplace sweeps by Mario Archland Columbia. This is Kailia. How may I help you? It is a ridamansol. I'm from a verified. Do you have like a list of locations of your cameras down there? If we have a list of what? Locations where your cameras are located. Just so we get there. I don't know. Well, you could just run through the most common places.

57:43Are there any cameras on the front desk? I'm sorry. Who are you calling from? I'm verified. I'm doing verification. Oh, a ridamansol. Yeah, we usually go through if we need to verify anything our camera people. Well, we're a separate vendor. We operate without that. Alvatica. Yeah, but if we need to verify something, it's going to be our camera company. Is that people that call? Well, I'm supposed to verify it on my end. For our computer. I'm sorry. I'm supposed to verify it on my end. For our computer. Do you see that verified? It's like, you're not verified. You're verified wrong. Yeah.

58:43Good afternoon. It's going down to the street. How do you verify stuff at the hotel? I'm sorry. Can you come in? How do you verify stuff? Well, I agree with you. Yeah, you can't. First thing that comes to mind is a lobster. How do we verify it? Like a lobster, I guess. Do you want it an example of something? I want it an example. Yeah. It doesn't have to be a lobster. It could be anything. I'm just saying, how do you verify stuff? I don't quite get what you're asking. Do you have like an outside for him that you use? Or do you do it in-house? Do you do like in-house verification? Depends on what you're asking. If it's for critical authorization, we go through our time. Are you saying a lobster? Yeah. Just for example. I don't have a lobster. I just meant for example.

59:44So not like credit cards, like for other things, like lobster or anything. Because I don't know, I guess, that's just an example. Like lobster, like the crustacean? Yeah, the fish. Well, we wouldn't... We don't... You do that? What? We don't have a lobster here. No, but if you... Someone had one. If you had to verify it, I meant. And did you do it? Do you have an outside service as he is? If we had to add a lobster... Verify. To verify. To verify it. To verify it. Yeah. I would assume so. Do you do it outside for him? Would come in and check the lobster? Or would you look at it like for the color and it's like legs and stuff? We could... It doesn't have to be used. If you give me a different... Something else, it doesn't have to be a lobster. I could give you examples of how to verify other things to ask you about it. But lobsters do have like a bunch of legs and a claw and stuff.

1:00:47I could... It's not... Are we okay? I would assume we'd probably go out to an outside firm and have it verified. Are you crying? No. Okay. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make you sad. I'm not trying to make anybody cry. It's fine. I was laughing. I'm sorry. Oh. That's what's rude. So you don't know... You wouldn't know what a lobster looks like because what you're saying. So you'd have to call someone in to check to make sure... Because that's... Because you know I have like antennas and claws and stuff, right? No, maybe. I mean... I'm not sure. Yeah, you wouldn't be sure. Okay. Because you don't have her have them there. So you wouldn't be sure. So you didn't do an outside firm. Do you do like birds? Do you identify birds at all? No. I don't know birds. Okay. I think you could probably use an AI to do that, I think. Yeah, probably. Okay. Do you guys use AI to identify things? No, not here. Okay, we do not. So then how do you identify the birds then? I wouldn't know. I would have to...

1:01:48Oh, you have to verify them, too. I'd probably take a picture on the Google. And like Google lens? Okay. That's AI, right? Yeah, I guess. But like, I don't have like an in-house system here. In-house guest? No, no. I would use my phone, so... You would use your phone. Okay. And then now verify the birds? Or we're just identifying them or verifying them? Because you have to verify the lobster. You'd be like, oh, this is the lobster. If I had to verify the bird, I'd probably take a photo of it. Okay. Would you kill it? First? No, I would not. I would not. I think that'd be unnecessary. Would you just trap it? No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't chop it either. I'd just take a photo of it and give it to an expert. Oh. Can we kill the birds or no? It's a verify. Sure. Okay. Yeah. Sweet, sweet, sweet. I'm not going, too. I just wanted to check. I don't know. What else needs verified?

1:02:49Anything? Oh, sorry. It's really not funny. No, you're right. This is incredibly not funny. It's normal. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, like... Like if I had a parrot. Yes, we could... If I had a parrot, Nike's... You know, I don't have the expertise. Like I said, I'd probably go to an expert. Did you check the label? Well, you know, they make fake labels. So I would... Check this. Let me give it to an expert. The end saw. Would you check the end saw? Yeah, maybe. Okay. Sure. Check them all. Interesting. Because he even switched out the laces, and the shoes would still be verified, right? Maybe. I guess. I don't know. What's the purpose for this call? Just to see how you guys verify different stuff. Uh, okay. Well, am I good to go now? I think I talked to you pretty well. It's like five minutes. Yeah. That's pretty good.

1:03:49Can you do another five, though? Oh, I don't know. I don't think I can. Okay. So you verify, like me? Can you verify me? What do you mean, verify you? I'd probably just ask if you have an ID on you. And then... You know, go off that. No, you can't. I'm not going to show it to you. It's fake. You can't see it. Okay. Well, then I just not let you in. Simple as that. What if I'm already got him, though? Well, if you're already in and, you know. Don't worry. Like... So be it, I guess. Like I snuck in his friends and family. Um... I'm like, I have a key. Maybe. I have a key, but it's not mine, you know. Like that. Oh, and I think that's illegal. I'll probably call it cops. Don't do that. Well, you won't give me much of a choice. That sucks. Yeah. That sucks. So I am going to jail. Maybe. This whole... Did you know this whole time?

1:04:50I did, actually, yeah. That sucks. So you're tricking me. Yeah. This is just one big hike, I guess. I guess. To get you arrested. Stab me in the back. Yep. I'm sorry. That sucks. I thought you had my back. Well, how would you verify you're going to jail? Shit. All right. Um... How does it go with my things? Do I just leave them here and move stuff at room this is? And then they deal with it? Or what do I do? Um... Yeah, they'd probably take it for evidence or something like that. Oh, shit. They're going to want evidence, huh? All right. Well... Do you know what kind of evidence they're looking for? No, I'm probably going to take the fake ID, first of all. But you shouldn't destroy it because that's, uh... Even more, you won't. Uh-huh. Should I flush it? I'm not giving you any advice. Do you... Do you have a place to hide me? No, I don't. You're going to have to...

1:05:50You're going to have to run for it. Do you... Do you know where to get cocaine? No, I don't actually. No. A lot of front desk stayed due. A lot of the time. I just wanted a little bit before I go to jail. Yeah, that probably would be nice. But you probably shouldn't have it in your system either, so... Why not? Then they could tack that on first charge. Oh, who's going to tell them? No, for what? Who's going to tell them? You're not... You're not going to tell them? I'll tell them. Why? I'll tell them. I'll tell them you were trying to sell it to me, but you couldn't find it. Yeah, that's fine. Okay. Yeah, this is getting weird. I have to go. All right, sounds good. Do you have two more minutes, so? No, I have to go as well. I have to get sure it's front desk. Are you going to verify them or are you just going to... No, I'm definitely going to verify them. How are you going to do that? I'm going to ask for their ID. Okay.

1:06:50Can I watch it happen? Sure, I guess. All right, sweet. Kind of weird though. Ah, whatever. It's fine. As long as it takes a minute and a half, we're fine. Okay, what do you want to be on here for ten minutes, specifically? Well, normal? Well, what if I hang up right now? I'd be a little bit pissed off. Okay, well, you know, you're going to have to deal with that because that's what we're doing. I'd probably get fired. You might get fired too if I tell you a boss. Well, that's fine. You can let her know. She... I'm looking for a new job anyway. She hates you. She told me she hates you. I believe it. Yeah. I wasn't supposed to say anything. All right. Well, you know, time's coming up. I'm going to start. I'm going to hang up here in about five seconds. No, no, no, no. About ten seconds. About ten seconds. Just about ten. Hold on. Hang it up. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, what a deck. He almost did it.

1:07:52He almost did it. That man was weird a little bit. All right. We're going on break. We'll be back. We'll be back after break. You can join the mumble now. Wasted might be showing up after the break. He said he would. But we'll see if he... Oh, shit. Look. There he is right now. Oh, my God. Mumble.rogue-server.com. Oh, yeah. There you go. Do that. Talk to wizards. Meet the wizard out in the parking lot. Give him a little kiss. Whatever you got to do. There's no cameras. There's no cameras in the parking lot. I just got there and kissed the wizard. We can join the mumble. We'll be back in five minutes, sis. I love you. She tells me I'm running too fast. As I go running past her, Hey, hey, can I have a night's sleep, please?

1:08:56The volleyball goes rolling past. The older kids are so big and fast and I heard her when they liked to eat butt. Another 15-minute break. What should I do for goodness sake? Oh, hey, look. Now it's time to go back in. Here we go now. You look so different that day. I always thought I'd have you to myself. But all the big kids blocked my way. You stood out to me that day. When it saw you from the parking lot. But all the big kids blocked my way.

1:09:57Oh, God. Oh, shit. It's a second half action. It's time for some second half action. Welcome to the second half. I forgot I had coffee in the first half. Live. Oh, wasted tear now. Give me a recap what I miss. I don't remember. Jesus Christ. What do we do? Make any fish calls? What the hell? No. So you were in the basement. You were in the basement selling hot fish. It was above ground fish. Oh, cafeteria. Oh, we were having problems with an oil tycoon. I heard no one had her back. I think that about sums it up. Okay. Well, we had oil too. We had fish oil.

1:10:57Oil fish. Oiled. Oiled. Oiled. Oiled. Oiled fish. But that was at a hotel. I don't know if you can talk to a fast food about an oil tycoon. Probably. I don't think you can. They got oil. They'll just hang up on you. I mean. Thank you so much. Hey, I'm having a little bit of problems. I'd come through the drive through. I got the number one double. Where the coke zero. I have the burger here and I got my finger stuck like in the burger. And I can't get it out. I know I understand what you're. I got my finger stuck in it. And I can't get my finger out. I'm scared. What do I do? I'm scared to try and cut it out because I think I might cut my finger. Ted, who's this? Is this the manager?

1:11:57Yes, sir. Can you help me or no? Am I on my own on this? So I don't have money. I can't call 911. I don't have 911 money. I don't have money for that. Who am I speaking to? This is Ted. I'm a customer. I came through the drive through. I got a number one double. I got home. I have the hamburger sandwich. And I got my finger stuck in it. And now I can't get it out. And I'm starting to panic. And I don't know what to do. I'm sorry. That's not something we can help you with. Especially if you're already at home. What do I do? It shouldn't get stuck in there. This isn't normal. This is a defective product. You can't expect me to deal with this. Hey, you can come up here and we can replace the burger. But that's all we as a company can do. Are you going to be able to get this one off my finger? No sir. You would have to call someone else for that. God damn it. You're not helping me at all. Can I talk to someone else please?

1:12:57I'm the only one here. That's not true. Who's making the French fries? I am the manager on duty. I'm the one you have to talk to. Oh god. We can replace the burger. But if something is wrong with you, we are not able to do anything about that. There's nothing wrong with me. There's something wrong with the burger. There's something the burger is defective. It's injured me by being on my finger now. We can replace the burger. But if you are injured in any way, we cannot take care of that. That is something a medical professional will have to do. What you're saying is I should call the police and press charges on you. It won't be me. It'll be the company. Then now suddenly it's not your fault anymore, huh? I'm sorry. Is there something I can actually help you with? All we can do is pull a place of burger. There's nothing else we can do. Okay, I'm going to call the sheriff. All right, you have a nice night. Thank you. She didn't like it. I like getting my finger stuck in a burger.

1:13:59Can I even see what she is? What was she? What a bitch. Oh, you can't say that. Wasted, wasted, wasted. You have to make a few calls. You have to make a few. Oh, man. Okay. When are you going to help me? Hi. I got some of the fries and stuff from my meal. People are offering to buy the fries off me for the oil content. Can I just get some more fries with extra oil? How does that work? Could you repeat that before your phone's like cutting out? I was getting offers because they wanted the oil. That was in my fries. I mean, I'm going to buy more fries, but can I get more money for the fries if I had more oil? That's what they're looking for is more oil. Can you serve it with a gaside? When are you going to help you?

1:15:00Hi. I had fries and stuff with my meal, which is fine, but I was getting offers for people to buy the fries off me because of the oil content. I'm going to buy more fries, but can I get extra oil with them? It's your oil. Don't they fry? Yeah. Just more because they want it for the oil. How many cases do you need? I think there's some kind of oil tycoon thing going on here. Oh, dude. Okay. You can talk about oil. When she said that you were choppy, it was actually valid because I checked one of my knobs. I don't know how it got time. So I don't know how long it's been low, but no one else complained about not being able to hear us, but the input to the phone was down about 20%, and that's an important 20% too.

1:16:02She didn't like oil tanker? No. That was the end. Oh, yeah. No, you can't say oil could tycoon that late into the call. You're going to do one. You said it would work at fast food, but I forgot what she one that was. Oh, inappropriate touching. I get one more, right? I get one more, right? Oh, do you want to do two in a row? Can you do that? Oh, my Lord. Christ, I don't know. We can try it. We can see what happens. Let's try it and see what happens. It might be Austria. It must be ringing. So do you want to call it a window? I'm going to have you. Oil tycoon. Hi. I had my sandwich and my finger had gotten stuck in it. Is there any way you can help me with that? Oh, you sir. We can change that. Oh, no. Oil tycoon. It was because, like, I don't really think I need anything. If I could just get like a different...

1:17:04Like a different cut, I guess. Different kind of workers? No, I could different cut. What do you mean different cuts? Different slice. Is that just not... Is that just not... Huh? It just doesn't... Hi. Is it? Yes. Can we do that? Not the hot on the center. Oh, okay. Oil tycoon. Like the... No? Oh. All right. I mean, I was just... Hi. Can we turn that off? Oh, yeah. Oil tycoon. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. In the french fries. In the oil. Yes. That's why I want it. A french fries?

1:18:04No, no, no. The oil. The oil? Oil. The oil? Yeah. Could that... I mean, would that help? Would that help? Would it oil? Yeah. So if I do it with the oil, would that help? Not there. All right. What do you got? That's about the price. That was my idea. What do you got? Hello? Hi. Well, like, oil tycoon. Please go on the fire. Okay, repeat that, sir? No. My finger had gotten... Like stuck. Yes, sir. Yes. And I told him oil... When we came back all the way around the oil tycoon, and he gave up and couldn't help me,

1:19:05would using the oil? Would that help me? Okay, okay. You sure? You're calling Wendy, sir? Yeah, you have oil for the french fries. Okay. How you say... You said your finger got stuck to the oil? No. To the inside of the burger. So did I try... If I had the french fries with the oil, the maybe, I thought maybe, and I came up with that, and then he gave up. So I don't... What do you got? Do you have an idea? Oh, is... Are you saying the oil burnt your finger? Oh, no. No, no. If I should use the oil, because the finger is stuck. I don't know, sir. All right. Then what's your... What should I do? What's your idea, then? Can you call back in a little bit?

1:20:06Are we... We're busy right now. I don't think I'm going to be able to. Hey, can you stop... Oh, we'll call out a french call in the phone. I know you'll call out a french call. No, it can't call back because of the finger. Not because of the french call in the phone, but it's because of the finger. He's playing. It's playing? Oh, no. That was my favorite part of that. I was like, hell, that man, there was no communication was going, at all whatsoever. His audio was terrible, except for the beep, so it coming through. So you're piercing it aloud. It was very funny to me. Am I coming through? I don't know. I don't know. My ears aren't 100 percent either. I'm having... You said, yeah, everyone sounds fine. I might also just like... The one ear was a little sign to see you the other day, so I'm not. Hello? Hi. All right, come through the drive-thru. I got a number one double. The Dave Sandwich thing. I got this thing home,

1:21:07and the lettuce is touching the bun in a bag. I'm going to put it in the bag. I'm going to put it in the bag. I'm going to put it in the bag. I'm going to put it in the bag. I'm going to put it in the bag. The lettuce is touching the bun inappropriately, and I'm not okay with this. Can you further explain how the lettuce is inappropriate for sheen da bun? It's not... It shouldn't be doing that. The way that it is. It's not right, man. I'm not going to describe it over the phone. Are you... That's disgusting. Are you sick? Hello? I think she hung up. But sometimes I'm wrong about these. Sometimes I'm really wrong about these phones. Hello? Hello? Yes, what's the issue? The lettuce was touching the bun inappropriately. I'm disgusted by this.

1:22:07This is not okay. Hello? What are you doing? Please, come on. Get with it. Jesus, fucking Christ. Hello? Are you being a bitch? Hello? Hello? Hi. Are you being a bitch? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Is it that your son? Hello? No. Or are you no older than me? Uh? No. Is he? No. No. It's sweet. Is it sweet? Yeah, fuck. be doing that it can't be doing that I don't know why we're doing it's

1:23:09Spanish lesson actually I only knew one word so I didn't do very good but yeah no the lettuce is touching the body inappropriately it's making me sick I'm gonna take pictures I'm gonna put it on Twitter you're probably gonna go to jail I don't know what's gonna happen you know for what movie oh what I'm gonna call this is a late this is a late game communications call I think because I don't what he's what what are you saying I think it's I'm pretty sure it's Spanish whatever you're saying I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure what you're saying is Spanish and that's not gonna work out it's God hello would you like for us to remake you what are you gonna come back to the problem I think straighten the lettuce out get it to stop doing that I think it's some more important issue isn't it well yes okay I'll bring the sandwich back

1:24:15when you'll discipline the lettuce and then we'll be okay is that all right okay thank you thank you thank you I'm sorry I love you I love you I love both of you thank you oh yeah it's terrible I'm very disgusted I'm probably gonna throw up a few times thank you I love you bye oh that was awful what a bad situation why would they do that why would they put someone on the phone why would you put a manager on who doesn't speak any English at all I don't understand it's the next level in a circumvention hey hi and just people who don't speak English yeah that's the way to get people to stop calling could also depend where you're calling it does yeah no where yes no this this is a where you're calling table please thank you for calling when it's a birdie does I'm gonna help you today hey yeah something crazy happened like we had one of the sandwiches and they threw it

1:25:19like like crazy hard at a window and it actually broke the window sorry is there like this blast in the sandwich now how do we get the like the glass out can I give it back to you wait can you explain that again I'm so sorry okay something crazy it happened we we got you know what this hand you know we got food and one of the sandwiches got thrown really hard at a window on it broke it now there's like all like a glass in the stand much and everything like how do I what do we do with this now like what do we do one of the sandwiches broke a window yes they threw a crazy hard at it and what is your question what do we do like what do we do like what do we do with this I don't know exactly now

1:26:25we had a broken window and no sandwich it broke the window and the sandwich yeah well the glasses all you know cut up into the sandwich okay and then the windows and pieces and now we got no window and a sandwich with glass and all this all these things I'm sorry there's not much we can do really what's what should be what should be done I don't can we just give it back to you no you guys can go ahead and do it away but what if I give it back to you though could you like repair the sandwich not really because it didn't happen like we didn't give you the sandwich with broken glass on it or anything right so there's not much we can do like it didn't happen with us like it was your responsibility

1:27:25and you like decided to tell the sandwich say what an awful you know what I mean well could you do about the window not it shouldn't it shouldn't have broken the window it's a sandwich should I have done the sandwich at the window what why is it some kind of is that not like are we not allowed to to do that well it wasn't your personal time so yeah but we can't really do nothing about it it wasn't supposed to break it I mean it's a sandwich thank you for the sandwich at the window the window I'm sorry we can't do nothing about it what should I do about it I mean I could give it back to you you we don't need the burger we're doing it right away the way all right well what about the glass then we can't do nothing about the glass either why I mean the sandwich did let me put you to a manager I'm so sorry hello hello is there what can we do can you explain to me what

1:28:34happened yeah one of the sandwiches we have you know the sandwich is one of the sandwiches we threw at the window it like it broke the window through the burger out the window isn't Matt I was a wrong answer to this I don't understand well it's because it didn't like we didn't give you a burger with glass on it right and we didn't know the burger in your window no I didn't say no I didn't say you threw it I just said one of the burgers got thrown like it I mean it smashed it I mean it's all this glass and like it's all cut up well there's nothing really we could do about it we don't and now we are down a window and a sandwich if I'm being honest there's nothing really we can do about it what can you do something about the glass no because we didn't throw the burger if it was us that

1:29:37would have thrown the burger in your windshield or the window it would have been our fall yes but since we didn't do that we can't oh no no no it was a house window oh and it broke it the burger broke the window yeah how hard was it really hard like crazy hard like crazy hard but why would you throw it I don't know you couldn't I thought like oh three country and all oh yeah right now now I'm down a window and a sandwich well can I just can I bring the sandwich back to you can you do like no no it's okay we don't need the sandwich we're just gonna throw it away which right what what what should be done then I'm not quite sure if I'm being honest you can lie a little bit

1:30:42if I if I can lie just I mean I don't know I mean a little bit you probably could get away with I'm not quite sure what you want me to say well you're just you're I mean you're being real honest I mean you could bend a truth maybe a little bit would that help like for me to give you another free burger I'm not even worried I'm more worried about the like because this has got it seems all cut up and it's the glass the window is broken it's the animals get in here now well why did you guys do the burger in the window I didn't know you couldn't do that I feel like that's it should be you know I never had this problem before we thrown sandwiches at lots of windows and we've never had one break like this this is this very window this very window has taken it's taken Wendy's Taco Bell McDonald's you name it it's had it

1:31:47oh hello is this an experiment you guys do no it's just what we do well but I'm sorry we can't do anything about the sandwich or the window can I bring you some of the broken glass um no I don't think that's necessary well I don't think you believe me and I could bring you some of the broken glass and maybe you know you'll be like oh no no I believe you I believe you it's just there's just nothing we can do about it all right I mean I can still I can I don't like I feel like I should at least bring you like a big a piece of it maybe the frame if I break I busted out the frame and no no it's okay I believe you I don't know maybe some chicken nuggets oh oh everyone's going to jail

1:32:47everyone's going to jail for a window burger I like how she changed her tone when you said that it was a house window oh a house window oh no that shouldn't have it no no no no no yeah I thought you meant a car window that happens all the time interesting specify a house window it's a house window I don't know yeah I want to get to get my finger caught in a burger again and it's caught not stuck I was saying stuck that's wrong that's the entirely wrong that fucking completely wrong that's why that's why I didn't go the way I wanted it to it's stuck in it thanks for calling Wendy to my hope you hey how you doing I got a number one with a chili and I was going on with the chili and I got my finger caught in it do you know is there an easy way to get it out I'm sorry oh I got my finger caught in the chili I don't know to get it out you got your finger caught in the chili yeah thank you

1:33:59hurry up though shit fuck give me one second he's fucking somebody oh well time to hurry the fuck up please I got this it's not hot but it's not pleasant I don't like this so I want to get my finger out I'm sorry sir you told me that you got your finger caught in the chili yeah because I got it as with the combo instead of the fry oh she thought about it too much yeah I wanted to talk to the manager but he was busy see caught works way better it makes them a little more upset all right what he needs to go again I think thank you thank you for calling Wendy hi I got the uh which one are you like hi hi I'm speaking hi hi Wendy's hi hi it's me which Jacobi I ordered a sandwich

1:35:03okay I just at the very very beginning I hadn't turned your knob that's why she said hello to by the time she said hello the second time your knob had been turned but that is why she set hello the second time oh we need some help with which which one are you perverts made the sandwich we're sorry I caught I caught the little lettuce touching the buns and appropriately on the sandwich I ordered I just wanted to know which one of you guys did this it's not funny oh speaking Jacobi uh former Wendy's customer you came to this location yeah the the lettuce is touching the buns and appropriately on the

1:36:05sandwich when you perverts over there did it I'm sorry it's not it's not it's not it's not good as real perverted whoa you're a pervert can I have you hello hello hi how are you who how are you I have a problem with food I have gotten a number one with the french fry combo uh huh and I was digging around in the french fries and I got my finger caught in fries uh huh can't get it out okay you're coming for the for the make it anyone why guy can't give you this one my fingers caught in it it's caught in the french fries yeah yeah I'm told you you're going to they have tomorrow make it a new for your new food

1:37:09that's food and how do I get my finger out I'm saying I'm scared I'm scared I'm going to lose my finger are they gonna have to cut uh amputated are they gonna have to cut my finger up so you know uh yeah I don't know you cut tomorrow my watch is here you cut tomorrow call tomorrow keep the first like keep the fries on my on my hand okay I'm sorry thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you oh uh their phone is ringing. Thank you. Hey, is that a personal call? What are you doing? Manjana, no, I'm not talking to you. What are you doing? Hey, hey, get off that phone.

1:38:11What are you doing? You're on the phone with me. Get off that phone. Okay, what's up? How do I look? I'm hanging up on this. This is dumb. He took another phone call. That's so rude. What are you trying to do a two-way call? Three-way call. He was, but he did it wrong. He just was talking on the other phone. That's not how to do it. That's definitely a two-way call, though, I think, for the most part. Hello, one thing I'm going to have to do? Hi, yeah. We got sandwich from there and a couple sandwiches. And one of the sandwiches, it got lodged in like the radiator of my car. Uh-oh, sandwich? No, no, I'll take that as her call. She was calling communications. She just used different words. I don't necessarily believe her, but you don't have to talk to her. If she's going to say no English, you don't have to talk to her. No,

1:39:13absolutely not. There's no point in talking to someone on the phone if you can't understand each other. Hello. Hi, can I help you with? Communication. Uh-uh. I got a couple sandwiches from there and one of them had gotten like caught like I don't like I don't know how to describe it like you know like the TVs have like a little slot in them. A little slot? Yeah, I got in the back of the TVs and like the sandwich got wedged in there. Uh-uh, no. Can I do something? No, it's like this wedged. Uh, like we can't really get it out. Out of what? The brand? No, the TV. Why would the, why would the um the patty be in the TV? You got wedged.

1:40:15Like wedged, they got wedged in and stuff. Um, we're having trouble digging the rest of it like can we just like do you have a cool? Can you come up here and bring it? We can see what you're talking about? Yeah, um, it's like a, I mean we could probably, it's 23 inch TV. It's a wedge? 23 inch TV. Uh, it's inside, it's in there. It's in what? The, the TV. Your burger is in the TV? We got wedged. Like I said, there's a little slot in the back and they got wedged. What does your burger have in it with this TV? I don't understand. Can you just come up here? Do I have to bring the TV? No. Can you take a picture? I don't want the sandwich to be in the TV? Can I bring you the TV and you just fix it? Please? Oh my god, I did good

1:41:25amping that but she was so fucking quiet. That was one of the quietest people I've ever heard. That's why sometimes there was, you're having problems where she was just like randomly cutting out kind of because she was actually extremely quiet and very much really. Yeah. Really shitty phones. Yeah. Was she purposefully ignorant? Uh-oh. She could probably hear me just as good as we could hear her. No, she could hear you okay. I fixed that. I fixed out her quiet as a mouse, but what is that, Mike? This is Wendy's. How can I help you? Hello, are you the manager? Yeah, some of the manager are Wendy. Okay. I had got number one double through the drive-through to go. I got it home as I was getting out of the car. It got caught in the door frame like in the car? I can't get it out. I don't know what to do because the Mazda dealership is already closed

1:42:29and they're going to be closed until Monday. Are you saying what is it? You can't open your car door anymore. It's like caught in the door frame. I can't shut the door because I could, but it would crush the food. Can you not move the food somewhere? I can't. It's caught. It's got it got caught. That's what I'm saying. It's caught in the door. Yes. You can't open or close your door. No, it is open. What happened was I was getting out of the car and it does. I was getting out of the car. I don't know what happened. It must have gotten jostled in there, jingled in there or something, and it got caught in the door frame. And I can't get it out. Oh, like the incubator? I don't know. I couldn't tell you. I'm not a mechanic.

1:43:30Like where the door is open. It's like the door frame. If you want, you can come down and say you're the car guy and we can give you another double, but I don't know what to do about that. Okay. So you're saying I can get it out by a destructive measure? I'm going to replace it. Yeah. You can set it on fire. I can set it on fire. I can set it on fire. The car guy got the burger and it's stuck in his car door and we'll make you a new one. Okay. Sweet. And then I'll set this one on fire. Do you think? Burn it out? What do you mean? I could burn it out with fire. You can't like pick at it with anything or... No, it's going to use fire. I mean, you can use that if you want, I guess. Okay. Why didn't know if it would be safe or not? I don't want to mess my car up.

1:44:32I personally wouldn't recommend it. But it's safe. But I would recommend getting a stick if you can't like touch it or anything. Oh, get a stick. Yeah. Get a stick, some type of pole or anything. A pole. I'll poke it out with a pole. And then I'll come in and get a new one. I'm the car guy. All right. Thank you. Okay. I love you. Love you. Bye. He whispered. I love you too at the very end. Yes. I thought he did. Oh, good God. Who's going next? Love you too. Could be me. Hello. Hello. Hello. See? All right. I had a question for you. Hello. Hello. I had a question for you. Yes. What do you mean now?

1:45:33No, I... I just want to like, you know, with my car. Like, bring it down there. I'm sorry. I just want to bring one. Are you a different lady? I'm good. How are you? Okay. Good. I just had a question. Okay. Are you guys cool if I come down with my car? I'm sorry. Are you okay? Are you guys cool if I come down with there with my car? Yes. And the second part is, you know, because I, because I don't, I don't like need it anymore. Okay. I just, you know, I think I get, um, set, with the, like, set it on fire.

1:46:34No, I think this can be done. I don't know. I know in my state that it is legal to do such things. You're allowed to destroy any of your own private property on your own private property in any way you see fit. Uh, I don't know if that's just like local, local, or if that's the whole state. It might be city law. I don't know if it's state. I don't know. But I do know that for here, for sure here, it's legal. Because some do some do tested it. Um, what did he do? He had a car and he was mad at his girlfriend. I mean, like beat the shit out of his car with his golf clubs and then drove it into his own lake. It looked like a little lake, a little pond, a little pond. He drove it into his private pond and the neighbors were freaking out and call out the cops and the cops showed up and they tried to charge him, but they couldn't. It's like there's absolutely no law against destroying your own private property on your own private property in any means that you want, even if it makes other people uncomfortable.

1:47:34Yeah. Shit. Is this setting your car on fire? It could be. Yeah. Hold my eye here. I think you're calling Wimby. Hey, um, do you guys have a big parking lot? A big parking lot? Yeah. Um, yeah, it's pretty wide. Okay, sweet. Yeah, no, is it cool? If I applied a spot alone, kind of, is it okay if I come down there and kind of set my, like, set my car on fire? Just for it, just for a few minutes. It's an insurance thing. If it's looking to what? Set my car on fire? Leave your car on fire? Set it on fire. Or set it on fire? Yeah, like burn it. Burn it for a couple, five, ten minutes and then I'll put it out. I just need it to be burned up so I can do insurance. It's because, like, it's pretty like wide. Like, it just goes around. It's not like, like long. Yeah, I could set it on fire. I'll set my car on fire. I don't mind. I, I can't just manage it real quick because that's, to make sure it's fine. It should be okay though, right? Because you're parking lots pretty wide.

1:48:36Okay, just give me one moment. I'll just set my car on fire, yeah. Hi, how are you? Is that okay? Can I set my car on fire or no? Uh, she set the parking lots really wide. So it shouldn't be a problem if you have a wide parking lot. Uh, yeah, that's fine, no problem. Okay, see, yeah, no, it's pretty insurance. I'm doing a little insurance fraud thing. A little insurance fraud thing. Yeah, no, that, that, that, that's okay. You're funny for tonight, right? Yeah, just for tonight. Just one night. I'll just burn my car just for one night. All right, no problem. All right, thank you. I love you. You're welcome. Bye. So what was the opposite of a communication barrier? Uh, like a, is that a communication tunnel?

1:49:36I think, is that, is that what we call that? Like the guy who said I can bring bugs and guns and, and drugs, and I can just come to the, no, that guy knew what he was saying. But this guy didn't know what the fuck he was saying. He's like, yeah, go ahead. You can do it. I don't fucking know. Yeah. Oh, wasted. Are you going? Are you here? Yeah, you're going. Hello. Thank you for calling Wendy's, like, the apartment. How can I help you? Hi, yeah, I'm trying to, like, ice up the car a little bit. Is there any way you can give me, like, extra ice, like, for the car? For the car? Yeah. Are, are you outside or something? I want to do drive-through. I mean, yeah, I can give you some ice. How much ice? Um, like, how much do you need, like, a bag or something? I can't enough to fill the car. Sorry, are you being for real? Well, at least.

1:50:37I mean, I guess I don't need to go all the way up. I could probably do, like, to, like, the window height. Is that a thing? Are we allowed to do that? Fill it with ice. Well, you said fire. I said ice. Ice. Oh, and these are sick, though. Hey, I can't do the drive-through. You guys gave me, like, a hundred napkins. Are you trying to say I'm a slab or something? No. What's the deal? I don't know what, why'd you give me so many? I know shit. Get me down. What? Shit. I want a gins. Oh, he's sound fun. Your phone's breaking up, though. Oh, he, I wish he'd be allowed a napkin. So you gave me a hundred napkins? Oh, well, uh, okay. I don't have a talk with her. Why would she do that, though? She's trying to say that I'm a messy man, and I need a hundred napkins to wipe my face, or what?

1:51:38No, I don't. What's the point? That this is killing trees and stuff? I know it is. It's not funny. What are we going to do? Can I give them? Can I give them back? Yes. And what do you do with them? I've heard of them for all my life. That's wasteful. That's wasteful. No, that's wasteful. Well, once they get out of the window and the customer starts, you're my cat. Oh, my God. I'm just saying, that's what they tell us. That's what they tell us. Well, you take them home? If I give them to you, you will take them home and use them at your house. Yes, I will. Okay, I'll bring them back and you can take them home. All right. All right, I love you. Bye. She seems pretty fun. What a nice lady. No, she seems happy to take the napkins. She's like, oh, yes, I can take napkins home.

1:52:39Because I feel like she, yeah, I feel like she wants to take napkins home every day and she's not allowed. I think that that's the thing. I got that kind of a vibe from her. Is it wasted or is it wealthy? One of you guys are probably going. I could go. Wendy's not going to help you. Hi, can I send my car and fire down there? Hello? I guess they just hung up. I don't know. Yep. Did you have to make sure they have a wide parking lot first? Otherwise, you might go to jail. Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I was asking for permission. So I think I'm legally in the clear. Oh, yeah, legally, you are. But you're still going to go to jail. Wendy's not going to help you. Hello? Wendy's not going to help you. Do you guys have a wide parking lot down there? I have a what? A wide parking lot. We have a parking lot for our right. What do you have like a trailer?

1:53:39I got like a car. It's like a Honda. I mean, we have a parking lot. I don't know what you mean by wide. Well, is it going to be like, it's not going to be like, I'll be able to be away from the other cars, right? Oh, yeah. We have a different spot all around the building. I just want to make sure everything's safe. And I wanted to get a little bit of permission before like to ask you if I can do it. I mean, yeah, I mean, we have a parking lot over there by the dog park, by the gas station, the get. Yeah, we have a parking lot around. Yeah. All right. So I said, I said it on fire by the gas station or in front of the building. No, no. Where can I do it then? Because I live in an apartment. I don't have like, yeah, a car space, like property to do it. That's why I was figuring I could just do it down there. Like I, I bet I see how it's in French fries and drinks to me all the time.

1:54:40And you want a wide parking lot to do what? Just set the car on fire. Like safely. Oh yeah. And I won't come to that here. Why not? You can do that here. Well, you got to, you have the wide parking lot there, right? Good job. See that way, now you're covered. For sure, now they have a good defense. You couldn't even be charged. They have a really big parking lot and you can do it by the gas station. Are you just setting our cars on fire now? Yes. Okay. Thank you for calling my niece. How can I help you? Hey, do you guys have a good parking spot parking lot with a lot of parking spots in it? Yep. Would I be able to get a parking spot that's like all alone with no one nearby me for safety? Yeah, you should. I'm going to be okay if I set my car on fire for a few minutes. That's not what I'm sorry. Just to set just like the engine and the interior. Set it on fire.

1:55:42Need to burn it. Oh, that work for nothing. Oh, that dialing for the dialing, the panicking, the panicking, the dialing, the late nights. The temperature. No, this one's not something. Thank you for calling Wendy. All of our team members are. I pressed eight. I don't know if it wasn't right. Hello? Hello, Wendy. So I'm going to be. Hi, yeah. I got the sandwiches and everything. And they like caught the car on fire. Is it because like the oil or something? I don't know what it but like what do I. I don't know how I bring it back to you. I'm saying what is what happened? Like I don't know how I bring it back to you because I can get it all burned up. Okay, what what's burned up? The Wendy egg, was it the burger or the fry or something?

1:56:45I mean, it caught the whole car on fire. It just happened once before. I didn't think it was but no. I mean, this is this is happening. Like, we're not sure if this is a prank, or if food does not catch vehicles on fire. Well, it's got oil on the fries. I mean, oil's flamble. Yeah, so that's not hot enough to make a vehicle catch on fire. Did it like that? Does it catch, does it catch somewhere? No. Like, maybe stack like, is it like staticie? Do you guys have a static problem? So no. I started saying that and I realized all we've totally have done like burgers catching on fire before. Well, you've we've done pretty much anything bad that can happen to a car with a burger I think too, that one day the burger was breaking our windows and messing up their alignments,

1:57:46breaking them up the headlights. Just they stuck in the tires. It's all right, we're trying Arby's because some of you they'll pick up for the last 10 minutes. Oh my god. Hey, how are you? Good. Uh, I have a little bit of a problem with uh, I had gotten a double and as I was trying to hold it, my finger kind of slipped in and it got caught. Like in the burger or in the sandwich, I guess you would call it. I don't really eat that much Arby's. I don't know how to do it and my fingers caught now. It's like caught into like a Chinese finger trap. Oh, they picked up like amazing though, didn't they? Yes. Oh, that was great. It's worth it. What if you called like a Chinese food place and said your finger got caught? Like a second he's finger. Think that's a race. I don't actually, I don't think you're even allowed to save Chinese finger trap anyway. I don't know what they're called though.

1:58:46It's not happy. Child's novelty finger trap. Thank you for calling Arby's anything to miss you. Can you hear me? I'm not really. I want to make what can I do? It was. Oh, I can't. Oh, I'm sorry, miss. I can't understand you. You need to fix your problem. All right. Oh, no, his fun is very good. No, his fun is very good. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. The problem is you. Yeah, I've been told that before. No, I'm good. I'll fix it. It's about to really sound really like, well, you sound clear. No, it's bad. No, yeah, you do sound okay, but not, no, you don't sound okay. I consistently. Yeah, I don't know what to do. It's been a while. I'm rusting dusty.

1:59:46I got to get toggled and top to the wizard and He's so fine now. Just do what you're doing right now. I don't know what I did. I told I did speak to the wizard real quick. No, you're good. Don't don't touch anything. Okay, you can try again, try again. Like a muted clip. I'm sorry. The person you were trying to reach has a voicemail box that has not been set up yet. No, see, now you're terrible. Something bad happens. Something changed. Oh, I don't want to. Boo. I don't know if it's a chance it. I think yeah, I think there's a ducking issue that's going on. There's a bleed in a duck. Are you canaring? How may I help you? I think they're going to have to like surgically remove the sandwich since they get caught on the finger. Straight now. Absolutely not.

2:00:49Are we talking to help you? Hi, how are you? Good, how are you? I'm not doing great. I'm having an insurance, but this is the Arby's, right? Yeah, this is Arby's. Okay, I'm having an insurance problem. Do you guys have a large parking lot? You're having an insurance problem. Yeah, I'm going to come down there and get some food, but is it okay if I set the car on fire just for like a little bit? You said they want it? Just for like just I need the engine and the interior just to be burned. A little bit. I don't need the car to explode or anything so like that. No, we don't do that. Why not? I mean, I'm trying to be nice, but I'm not doing my calls. We're not doing this. What do you mean? It's been a long day. We're not doing this. You can't burn your car in our parking lot. It's for insurance. It's private property, so it's legal.

2:01:51No, that's not how that works. Yeah, I do. If I have your consent, if I have your consent, I can burn. You can burn whatever you want on private property. You do not have a parking lot. Is there a GM or... It sounded like they were doing a prank phone calls. Oh no. All right, someone do this call. I get the... Who-ha. Patience. Who-ha. The who-ha list. The Patreon list ready. I'd be tomorrow. Hi, I got kind of a different question. I got to say I'm much from there and it's fine and everything, but a friend of mine did like a magic trick with it. And now is it like, is it a real sample? Is it like fake? Is it... Do you know what I'm saying? Like, he did one of those make it disappear, reappear type of things. Am I good to eat this?

2:02:52Yes, yes, you are. Like, nothing weird is going on. Like, it birds not going to pop out of it or something. Like, I don't... Do you guys sell special sandwiches? I don't know if you got this special... Oh, well, we don't have anything to do with this. Do they? They're shopping street fine. Cause, I mean... I don't know, he didn't know I called you, so... Okay. So, I don't... I mean, he doesn't know what I'm calling. So, I just... I don't know, I just... You know, I just don't want birds and stuff popping out. Or rabbits? Is it like, with rabbits? This magic, right? Rabbits? Rabbit pops out? Whatever, with this magic shit. I don't know. I just don't... I don't... Um... We'll help you pop some magic tricks. Alright, well... I'm just a little frightened and still very hungry. Yeah, just eat it.

2:03:52If it's a berry, it might take like chicken to the birdie. No, no, I don't want one of the birds to pop out. Well, hopefully... I hopefully the bird don't pop out. I'm sorry. What if it like pops out my butt? Well, maybe you should go to the doctor or something like that. Like, I've met a magic doctor. I don't understand, like, this is not... The things like this should not be happening. None of this should be happening. You lie there. I'm sorry about that. Okay. Um... I mean, do you want to look at it first? I can bring you... It's like a magic... Oh, no, thank you. It's a magic sandwich. I believe you. Oh, okay. I think, I think magic, it's lying. It's lying right to your face right in front of you. That's what magic is. We're not letting nobody lie to your face. They did it and the bird's going to pop out and I'm going to get scared again.

2:04:56Well, I don't know, I don't think I can help you. If I got to take care of a bird and then, like, I'm going to bring the bird to you then if the bird pops out. Okay, you bring it to me. I will. Okay, here's the bird. Thank you. Sounds fair. Advocate night. Bye, I love you. It's a good deal. The bird pops out. She'll take care of it. Perfect. All right, so thank you to everybody over at patreon.com. Thank you to the new subscribers. I appreciate you guys. I had a couple of this last month. So thank you to the newest one. Thank you to Bar patron. Thank you, Bar patron. Oh, and you get sickers. I'll send those out soon. Probably on Monday. Okay. Uh, so I owned someone else's stickers, but you got to put your address in. I can't remember who it was. I think it was Christopher, believe it was Christopher R. Yeah, you still don't have your address in there. You can just send it to me or put it in there and then I'll send you the stickers. Or thank you, letter, which may happen to contain stickers. So thank you to everybody over at patreon.com and keep the show running

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2:08:00Abby's in control. Hey, uh, I had a question. If I come down there to eat, uh, if it should pop soft, do you have my back? I'm sorry. Like if if anything pops off while I'm down there, do you have my back? I saw her be someplace. I'm sorry. I don't understand your question. Like if anything pops off while I'm there, would you have my back or I don't know, because I don't you guys hire felons? I'm sorry. I don't know. I just I thought you guys hire felons at Arby's. I thought I knew that about you guys. I just wanted to make sure that if anything popped off, that you guys would have my back and not be on the sides of the criminals, I guess. Are you just prank calling? No. I'm very confused on what you're asking. If do you know what it means for something to pop off? Absolutely not. I'm sorry. Oh, um, like to

2:09:00if things like just kind of pop off, you know. I'm sorry. I do not. If anyone if someone gets out of pocket down there, would you have would you have my back? I'm not sure if you're talking about like you, I'm confused. What I don't know what's the confusing part? I'm confused on what you're asking specifically. Shit. You're no good. I mean, so you don't have my back basically. Because are you a felon? I'm not mad if you are and you don't have to tell me legally. I'm just asking. I don't feel why you need to know. It's okay. You're a felon. That's okay. And I know they don't hire financial crimes. So that would probably mean drugs or murder. But that's fine. I'm okay with it. Okay. Well, if you want to prank calling next time, can you do it during our office hours or during our office or like when we're open? What is that? Aren't you open right now? No, we are not. We are closed. Oh yeah, because I'm closed too.

2:10:01It's after 10. We're both done. I'm very confused when you're talking about. It's after 10 o'clock. We're done. Why would she answer the phone? Why would she answer? She's right. We're done. We're out of here. I'm over. I'm tired. I'm tired. She answered because we're closed. She is right. I should call during normal hours. Good night. Next show. Sunday. It's Monday show. Oh god. I need to sleep. I need to wake up. Wait some memories showing Tuesday over at rogxiver.com slash waste of memory. Because this show live at rogxiver.com slash check in there every Friday 7 to 10 p.m.

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