The Bunker: Cal Makes Lemonade, Humbly

Hey everyone, oh you know what I have in the freezer right now true true oh listen you have three hoodies on cuz you're so cold

But I have it in the freezer and that's cool

Wait, so let me get the straight you're not gonna eat the cold thing because you're it because it's cold where you are right now

No, it's because I'm currently so cold that I'm wearing three hoodies

So yes, that's not you're I'm wearing two

But like walking outside in a very cold night in the winter getting ice cream. That's not crazy

No, that's not crazy feels like a very similar situation

But it's not because the root the place that we were in okay Laura a little context. Hello everybody

Little context we were watching a we were watching a football game at someone's house

It was not cold there. It was a normal temperature. We were nice and warm inside and we said hey

Let's walk outside into the cold to brusters and get ice cream and then walk back and eat the ice cream again in the

normal warm

Find very normal

Thank you. Thank you, Laura. I don't think it's normal. Just say you're an idiot walk outside in the cold to go get a cold thing

On a cold night where you can stay inside on the cold night and drink a nice hot cocoa

And so he

Yeah, this guy this guy is insane

He refused to get ice cream and walked to Starbucks by himself to get hot chocolate

Yes, he did

He was cold outside and I was like I want hot drink that sounds that's not how

Let's go but cold things

We're in a in a warm house where we just had chili

Let's have some nice ice cream was our thought

Thank you very nice it was a great five

Except for one guy at the vibe decided to bring it down a little bit

I'd consider him a vibe destroyer. Yeah, I had to say so goodness

So the episode guys this episode had a stapler talk to us Alyssa talk to us what was going on in your mind when you said

I'm gonna make my matchbox and stapler houses

Yeah, and then I'm gonna make a creator that's plucking people and that's all we're gonna know

Yeah

This is a milkshake

I was laying about one night and you know that like half a wake half a sleeve state that you kind of get into

Before you right before you fall asleep. Yes

And for some reason my brain was like dude, you know how brown sugar like

Hardens when it sits for too long and it's like really hard to like get unclumped

One of the crazy if there were tiny men who could like unclump it with pickaxes

And that's what I

I'm not getting I was laying in bed and I was like this is an idea of the tiny men with pickaxes

They were there for like a minute

Yeah, but then it was like okay tiny world okay, and then I stopped because I was like I'm not gonna plan because this game this show is all about not planning

But I was like tiny world

It's in the mind it's in the brain so I need to make a stapler into a house

Yeah, because I was like how funny is that bro ergonomically. I still don't believe a stapler into a house made much sense

I think you'd be wrong about that, but it's like angled

No, it's not yes, it is it's not flat

It's like this flat no

Staplers are angled

Well

And then also you were like the guy was like in the episode he was like every once in a while staples like fall out of this thing and I've been here for

50 years and it was like eventually those staples should run out and he was like well, I

They don't yeah

And that's and that's

That's your magic of this one

Yeah, look there's a lot of mysteries in this world and then also

people went to the pool in a spoon

Uh-huh, but if you think about it, it was just

It was more like a ladle at time

But if you can live in a stapler, I'm pretty sure kids can go in a spoon pool

I guess

It all checks out. I did the math. Okay, as long as you did the math

I would like to see the excel sheet that you made for that one, but yeah

I'll share it to the table that you either together for that place. Yeah, the hit the what?

It's Mr. Accounting over here

So the little variance of what if a table is is um, it's the thing that you can make

I was ready. I was like here he goes

Alyssa, I want to hear what things you knew going in and what things you made up on the spot

Oh boy um

The

People mining brown sugar

Do that going in um

I think I came up with a bit on the spot because I was like I can't plan

So I think I think during the prep time I thought of matchbook houses

Okay, I think I had that in my mind

And then I think literally as you guys were like about to step out the door

I was like marvels for the top of the street lights

And

Just

Yeah, then we all had to duel and just I made an American that was the promise

Well, it's not it's not American

Of course because America is not true, but France is France's campus. Yeah

What did we name the we named you named it somebody who named it

You made a sign a name. I think you just said oh the town

You gave it a name, right? Yeah, yeah, you gave it a name

That was the episode before that dress. I have that's wrong

I don't know did so we were there for

We were there for less than an hour and we named the Mayor Burberry in the

We were there for less than like two hours and we named the town

If I get the most good deeds anyone's ever done. That's true. We had to do good deeds

Oh, yeah, Cal and start a lemonade stand

That's right

Yeah, you melted all the sugar. Yeah

And then and then

What did that was a fun visual ace ace build something

Didn't we call it like tiny town play something

Probably and then a list of bill a list of bill. Oh you built a playground and a list of built or just grew a bunch of plants

Yeah, so yeah, and then it this one was very funny

Yeah, it was fun to come walk around see you like what you would come up with because

I feel like the idea of like a tiny town

There's something so like you don't like it back like a kid you do with your dolls and your toys

Yeah, so that's definitely a big part of what was in my head. Yeah, and we were talking right there was you go

Sorry, I was gonna say there was a book. I used to read growing up and I can't figure out what it was called

I need to look it up, but it was tiny people

That had mouse tails for some reason. Are you talking about red wall?

Where they're actually

No, it was tiny people with tails for some reason

And they like lived in this like the walls of a house and it had like all these tiny little like

You know, but it's your plates and like a different thing

So I did my best to like not call back to whatever I remembered from that book

But I just loved that growing up. I was just so fascinated by like

Just the idea of using every day household objects that we use for something and finding a way to use it if it was like way bigger

I just think that's so fun and like

magical

I don't know why like that was so special to me one of my favorite poems

By Billy

What's this face?

But it's one of my favorite poems favorite if you don't know his name. I'm not trying to remember the poet's name. I just get it. I'm

Billy

Collins

Yes, Billy Collins

He has this poem about this mouse that kinds of magic stick

And upon alighting it, it's like

the

Like a kid to like the caveman coming into like intelligence of like

These little mouse people like

And like grow and it's so true and it's really fun and it's like a really interesting commentary on like

Yeah, anyway, I love it and it made me think of it. I thought it was so cool

You can definitely tell we were talking a little bit before that we started recording that

Josiah and I especially love to push Alissa's buttons

Yeah, I love to poke holes. We like to poke holes

In a listen story not poke holes. We like to watch Alissa poke her own holes

By continuing the continuing to ask her questions because Alissa god bless her wants to explain everything if we have a question

And so we just dig and dig until she gets to this situation where it doesn't make sense

And then Josiah and I will tell her it doesn't make sense and she freaks out and decides it's going to make sense somehow

And then we go again

It restarts and we start at the top. Yeah, and you know what god bless you. It's honestly. It's honestly fun

Commuted yourself in discord

Oh

Honestly, I I have a fun time with it when you guys do that like sometimes I'll be like okay, I know but like I

It's fun to try to like figure it all out whatever

Josiah is their specter in your room

Huh

It's their ghost in your room. There could be

What is that?

Josiah's background right now is there's a flashing moving light

It looks like a spotlight up and down. Yeah, no, I'm just finishing with the flashlight right now. I'm just

Oh, I was like I was genuinely Josiah just so

This is what I expect. This is the kind of behavior I expect of you. I thought you had programmed a light

You can turn it on to look like a spotlight in your room. I wouldn't put it past me. Yeah

Yeah, you would never put that past you

That's so

You know what this does make me think that'd be pretty cool though. Can you imagine? No, we don't need that. Yeah, I couldn't install a full DMX. Yeah

At my dad when you're streaming

Oh

Well, I hope you have fun with that. I think we should work on it now guys. I think I think it's time for an ad break

Oh, I think so yeah, I will I read the ad copy last time. So you did

I think this one Josiah. I think this is yours. Yeah, I read it's the time before last time Josiah did read it the time

I believe a list of houses

Okay

Guys it's okay. No, I'll do it. Um, no, no, I got it. Don't worry. No, just got it

Well guys

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Okay, so uh let's just move on again. Yeah, let's get out of here. Let's

Yeah, I think we're we just be done actually

No, we have to we have one more segment. We do we have to do it. Wow guys. I think the physics. It's time for hello. Okay. Your name is

We're back

now

Uh pod deck time

Nope. Nope. She just said hello. My name is

Oh, it's it's whose name is it anyway? It's like you don't listen. I didn't hear you

Could I uh institute a very this is like a a potential new bit that I want to try to

Or a new segment that I potentially want to try to use here. It's a very short segment, Joe

So what this is? Okay, and we can figure out a name for it. I'm just gonna

Uh, just pick a random letter and say like hey if your name starts with this letter and you're listening to this

This is what's gonna happen today for you

Horoscopes you're doing horoscopes yep

Okay, okay. Yeah, the letter is B

Uh, if your name starts with a B um, you're gonna you're gonna step in some dookie today

On the sidewalk. Sorry

Sorry B names

That's it. That's all that's all I got all right. Thanks for that. Okay, for that new bit

Thanks, Josiah for that new bit comment down below. Do you like the new bit comment down below? What should we name the new bit?

Yeah, if your name starts with a B, I'm sorry. I don't control what happens with this

I'm just telling you how it is and what's gonna happen. He's just listening to the universe watch your step

But there's not all right

Who's anyway what what's next?

Hello, my name is okay. What's your name?

I'm a list of the bit the bit. I know I've I remember

All right, who's doing it this week

Oh, let's see so Joe just did it. I just did it. So I think it's Alyssa's turn

All right

Ready Alyssa

I'm ready

Before you

You see a man

A man with a heavy breastplate and heavy shoulder pads made of ebony

And he's got a beard

That goes all the way down to the ground

A white beard

To the ground

He's ahead of a white hair

That also goes down to the ground

He

He has a weathered face

He seems some

There's a faraway look in his eyes. He gazes out

Off the out the the balcony of his castle on a mountain

And you look down and you see he has hairs for feet

He's a saider man

Ready for more

Once again

Again

Again, oh man. Is that it? Yep

Okay, you don't like it

Oh, why don't you like it

All right guys

It was really cool

All right, I'm ready. He's big to war. I've got a name. He had white hairs all the way down to the ground

I've got a name ebony armor guys. I've got a name

All right

Tiramisu the war fawn

Oh

Okay

No, I thought that was a good name for an old man. Dear me Sue. That's a pretty great name

All right, Silora

Uh

Tumnus Jr. 3rd of his name lord of the glen

And

Defender of the mountain

Long one there lord of the game

I'm tied up just like a third of it. I haven't had a title in the end

Splendor drag wig

Drag wig

Splendor drag wig because his hair's on the floor

Oh, here's again, Joe. Tiramisu the war fawn

You know, what was your skin war? Oh gosh

Yeah, tell us that one again, Laura. 3rd of his name lord of the game

Yes, Tumnus Jr. 3rd of his name

Lord of the glen

And protector of the mountain

Right, right and Josiah one more time

Splendor drag wig

No relation. I'll go and Splendor drag

Are you kidding me over Tiramisu the war fawns

Listen Tiramisu the the war fawn is funny, but it's kind of a sick name. I think I name Splendor is pretty hilarious

Hey, my name's Splendor

subdued. I'm Splendor

All right, next part

It is time

The pond deck it is time

Wait, who's rolling?

Someone else roll other than Josiah

Joe, I feel like you should roll. Okay. Yeah, I don't have a dice thanks to me

I have a d10. I'll hold that

It was an eight. I can't do it

Try again hold on just roll it until it works. Yeah, I'm just gonna roll

You roll on the internet that's so dumb dude

I got a one. I got a one. All right. Here we go

Josiah tell me tell me when

Yeah, that's good

Okay, Laura read this or Alyssa Laura last time

Would you rather accidentally laugh loudly at a funeral or fart or giving a speech at a wedding?

Um

No, it's just the funeral

I think last time I feel like I'm not like you're at the funeral you went to the funeral for a reason, you know

I'm going laugh loudly because I've for sure done that before I was gonna say. Yeah, I feel like

Passable because yeah

Because you're not strange anyway. Yeah, exactly. Well

I'm giving a speech at a wedding and farting is brutal. Yeah, I don't

Yeah, no, like at least now my greatest fear with my sister gets married

It's like the the attention was not already on you in the first place. So

Versace there's a higher chance of that kind of flying under the radar

Yeah, and people laugh at funerals like you make jokes about the person's life for something they do something

So it's I think that's a lot more than I feel like I feel like at worst someone would go

Oh, that guy thought that that was a joke and it wasn't

You know, yeah, yeah

I don't know

Nice. All right, we're we're on a court. You see great job guys

We went well gang

That's it boys and girl

To the next time to see what happens in the world when Chronicles

Well, because we're gonna be pretty crazy freaking insane

This one is like

So good this one everyone might die

You don't know

We don't know we do we do know

No, we don't know Alyssa doesn't know because she forgot

She every time goes what did we do last time? Okay, okay, yeah, that's true

Hey, whoever saturday Why don't we just go ahead and cut it right here. Oh

Or be a rebel editor and cut it right here

Or finally because I'm your favorite editor cut it now. I think is jose哦. Jazz

Yes, cut it here Joe add add add add add add add add add add add add add add add add add add add add add add dash

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