The Aledo Sex Scandal

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1:02And so we have that audio. And maybe we don't need self-driving cars. That's all coming your way up ahead on the eagle. But right now it's time for this. Kevin has the intro. Before we can change the world first, we must better our neighbor lives. It's time for neighborhood watch. What? What's the neighborhood watch? Guys, I got this sent to me from a good listener. A good listener. A good friend, Andrew. And this is coming from the world of Alito. I'm going to read you a Facebook post from the Alito Daily Buzz. Not a good name for an outlet, the buzz. All right, so in this scene here on the side of a road is a red truck in a white escalade. All right, parts, nut to butt. But there's no other cars around, kind of out in the wilderness here in Alito.

2:05Here's the post. If this is your husband or wife, you might want to check and see where they go several times a week in the neighborhood behind delicious drive off farm to market five. They sneak into the bushes to do their business and kiss and say goodbye. My wife sees it, my kids see it, my neighbor see it, and I don't appreciate you doing it right in front of the gate to my house. If this is you, find somewhere else to do your dirty work. Not in front of my house. It's been going on for months at it. No one actually sees the specific acts that they go into the trees, but we know what's going on. So all you carons can chill out about my post. Don't be hiding things and don't worry about getting caught. So we've got a situation where a couple of people are meeting up and then hooking up off in the woods. And the post, the picture shows the two cars like an escalade and a pickup, right?

3:06Yeah. Oh, yeah. You would think that that's going to go viral. I mean, we're talking about it on radio shows, probably making its rounds. Eventually, the people involved are going to be outed because of this. It already feels very DTF St. Louis and someone I fear for someone's life. Well, the memes and response on this Facebook group in Alito is really good. People are just posting pictures of the cold play couple and things like that. And I would say, first of all, if you are doing this multiple times, like this has been caught, why are you going off into the woods? Cheaper than a motel room. It doesn't feel comfortable, right? You got an escalade. Why not just do it in the escalade? I know, right? Boy, the escalate is dominating the truck. No offense to the truck, but it is pretty small truck. Is there one of those little three-wheel bicycles that you have to lay down to ride? No, not right on the bike. It's probably a wealthy wife driving the escalade, right?

4:08You don't see housewives driving pickups often. Maybe in Alito. Maybe in Alito. Maybe. And people are now photoshopping the two cars and then putting them at different establishments. Like, oh, look at it. I'm here now. Because they're parked. Like, this is just a photoshop. They've got to, you know, get out of all these places. Like, there they are at the restaurant. Yeah. I saw the picture and their license plates are on there, right? Oh, they're the first one. They're really on the truck, it is. So whoever's that, they could be in big trouble. A bit of a problem. Yeah. But man, just pull over on the side of the road of Alito and you can get some action. I mean, what's the message here? They may both not be married. Yeah, of course. Like, you know, it could be like a pool boy, right? Hooking up with the rich lady. Yeah, you know, I'm safe. If you're gonna take the time to go into the woods, though.

5:08I don't know, this feels like a weird, it feels like a weird play. How many miles around the truck? I'm not sure. What's funny, though, is my favorite post of all this is a guy then using the skills of Photoshop took out the truck and then inserted his Jeep in front of the escalate and said, now it's time for me to do my business. Like, I'm gonna get some of this, which is very funny, too. He's inserting himself into the story. Oh, okay. It's my turn now. Mm-hmm. Because we're assuming the woman's driving the escalate. Yeah. He's asking like, it's a line. He's saying it's my turn. It's not Bonnie Blue. It's a body. The escalate is the Bonnie Blue. And we really don't even know that it's a man and a woman. Right? Okay, fair. That's true. That's true. I'm hoping for two women here in this scenario. Yeah, but I don't think they would be the outdoorsy type. You know, there's gotta be a man involved who can justify. Now, man, just, this is just lay down in this dirt. All right, well, if you are out in the lead-o

6:09and you have seen this activity, or you might know the people involved, or you are one of the people involved, we will protect your identity at all costs, but we'd love to have you on the show to discuss this. Just shoot me an email, Kevin Turner at iHurtMedia.com. All right, there you have it. There's the neighborhood watch coming up here in a matter of three minutes or so. It's the today game, followed by Custon, the Cowboys, we've got Jerry Jones audio to listen to. All that's coming your way on the eagle. Looking for excitement? Chamba Casino is here. Play any time, play anywhere. Play on the train, play at the store, play at home, play when you're bored. Play today for your chance to win and get daily bonuses when you log in. So why are you waiting for, don't delay? Chamba Casino is free to play. Experience social gameplay like never before. Go to Chamba Casino right now to play hundreds of games, including online slots, ingo, slingo, and more. Live the Chamba Life at chambacasino.com. Don't purchase necessary VGW group void for prohibited by law 21 plus terms and conditions apply. Are you running for office and have a message you want every voter in your district

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