The 405 Aired Mar 5th, 2026

0:00Surprise! I want to again welcome you out of the 405 coffee break, get you cup of coffee, glass iced tea, maybe a tall cool glass of milk, and let's see what's happening. Springweight, $5.64 cents a bushel, $550.50, Steercalf 507 on the top end per pound, a butcher hog in Iowa, $5.99 cents a pound, and a hundred pound, lamb that's fat in buildings. I'll fetch a 271, but guys there's more, much more. Okay, yesterday was candy. The candy man and the fact that M&Ms were removed, they're red candies in 1976. But don't panic, they replaced them in 1987, like I told you yesterday. So candy yesterday, today, great movie lines. So you know that always, always try to find a Bible verse for each episode. Do you know a Bible

1:01verse that is quoted in a movie? Think now, there are more than just one movie, not including the Ten Commandments. Think now, can you? Can you? The Shawshank Redemption, the warden says to Andy, I am the light of the world, whoever follows me will not walk in darkness, but will have the light of life. And Andy gently chimes in on cue, John 812, and he was correct. Look it up yourself. Okay, other movie lines today, and in this episode, I'm not going to tell you which movie they came from. If you don't know them, well, I'm going to weep for you. So this could be like a quiz with no answers given, but you should know them. Ready? Here, I'll start out easy. I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse. You remember it? Second one is easier yet. Total, I have a feeling

2:07we're not in Kansas anymore. Moving to the next one. Think now, if you haven't seen this movie, you need to look it up. What we've got here is a failure to communicate. Here's one everyone knows and loves. You're going to need a bigger boat. How about this one? After all, tomorrow is another day. And with that one being said, here's one that I'm even more fond of. Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today. Name the movie. Next. My mama always said life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. Oh, here. This is a favorite of mine. Think about it. It's longer. It's more than one liner. You

3:12ready? It's the same thing your whole life. Clean up your room. Stand up straight. Pick up your feet. Take it like a man. Be nice to your sister. Don't mix beer and wine ever. Oh, yeah. And don't drive on the railroad tracks. Laugh with me on this one. By the way, you know, when you're telling these little stories, here's a good idea. Have a point. It makes it so much more enjoyable for the listener. If you don't get this one, I'll give you a movie pass for the rest of your life because you need to catch up. Listen now. Wax on. Wax off. Another one I'm particularly fond of is this one. Gentlemen, gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room. Laugh with me on this next one. The dude abides. Let's go bowling, Donnie.

4:18Flashing us way back. Listen now. Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings. And here's the one I was building to. I knew where I was going when I started. And this one is fantastic. If you don't know it, you ask around, find somebody that does and watch the movie. Here we go. And I quote, I might be the only person on the face of the earth that knows you're the greatest woman on earth. I might be the only one who appreciates how amazing you are in every single thing that you do. How you are with Spencer. And how every single thought that you have and how you say what you mean and how you almost always mean something that's all about being straight and good. I think most people miss that about you and I watch them wondering how they can watch you

5:21bring their food and clear their tables and never get that they just met the greatest woman alive. And the fact that I get it makes me feel good about me. And to quote, yeah, I mean, yeah. That'll do, pig. That'll do. So until next time, as you go out there, remember now, don't be better.