That's Incredible

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1:04Start with a woman in Cincinnati was terrorized by a burglar who kept returning to her apartment. One thing you need to know about the burglar, it was a raccoon. It were too loud to be mice. Almost like it's a bitch dragging things up there. It is a raccoon prowling my home. This is where the animal comes in us. They're my kitchen cabinet where I serve food to my young children, bringing trash in from other homes, dirty diapers, no raccoons, defecates in the home. That's incredible. Sell down, lady. You don't need to bad about the raccoon that badly. Oh, you're on the raccoon side. I fed the raccoon this morning. Oh my god, you're nuts. I don't feed raccoons. Yeah. I have, no, I don't feed raccoons, but there's a raccoon that's part of my cat crew. He gets to eat too. I think she's a mom. She has two babies. She gets to eat too. So she was looking at me. She gets up on the glass of the building. She's like, not on the window.

2:05She's like, you coming down? I'm like, I'm coming down. So she got accidentally socialized. Don't be bringing the raccoon up in the house. That cat has a bed and a blanket. I'll be real upset. That cat does have a bed and a blanket. Not the cat, the raccoon, I mean. I meant to say that. I don't know what the raccoon's doing in the back where there's an extra bed and a blanket. A couple of hikers thought they found human remains in Pennsylvania. Thankfully, it was just deer, a deer carcass. Police probably are not investigating this any further. No. A teenage snowboarding star from Bulgaria suffered multiple fractures after crashing into into a drunk skier while preparing for the world's cup race in the check mountains. How terrible. So I mean, here's this, you know, young rising superstar and some drunk person skade. Oh my god. And that's it. Ingers the guy. Yeah, that's terrible. Oh, I mean, you don't want to think like that. But this person's career is completely over. I might have to sue you drunk person. Oh, well, you're absolutely going to be doing that.

3:07Here's a story for you, Alison, that you're not going to like. Pepsi is surging in popularity among 18 to 34 year olds because they value quality. That's incredible. Quiet, pipe down over there 18 year olds. So no, it's the younger end of that demo. That's it's funny that you say that because I just saw a video of another person who has a show on I heart radio in our network. And she said through and through a Coke person. She's like, I am a Coke person did a blind taste test. And she's like, this one is clearly so much better than the other one. And it was Pepsi. I don't know. It's not true. Are you kidding me? I have no problem with Pepsi. I'm happy that they're my second. If there's not Coke at the restaurant, yes, I will have the Pepsi. It's just not better. Coke is better than Pepsi. That's just science. Today is National Ranch Day. Oh, well, that's fun. How about some Jets Pizza Ranch for everyone? 30% of people love ranch dressing. 35% like it and they percent hate it.

4:09That's incredible. Now the story we've been waiting for today. 600 tubs of French onion dip, that hell of a good dip suddenly showed up at a small business in Philadelphia. No one knows why. But they had to throw it all out because there was no way to find out if it had been tainted in any way. The plastic wasn't around the plastic seal. Was sealed around the lids. 600 units is still quite scary for a small business. We had not accepted the promotion. So we had no idea it was being sent to us. When I spoke to someone at hell of a good dip, they were saying we don't do business overseas like that. We don't have that product overseas. So right away, everything started to get weird. I didn't believe the delivery guy when he got to the window. But then I was able to put it in the loading dock of the building that we're outside of. So that was helpful for a few minutes. Well, I figured out what we were going to do. That's incredible. You do want to err on the side of caution. By the way, if we're not making our own French onion dip, we're going to go with the deans. Yeah, deans is pretty good.

5:09Yeah, they know what they're doing. Last story, a lady was thrown off of an airplane because she was on her phone and it was at loud volume. And you know, you're not allowed to do that. You're not allowed to use headphones. You're not allowed to do that. Yeah, it got ugly. I had money for it. And I played a video for 30 seconds. Have you seen percent sound up? That sounds like a damn horrible. What the actual f***. I stopped after the second warning. I stopped it. Hey, if it's not a free speech, I'm out of town. Oh, boy. And I know I don't express my feelings. Thank you for recording me. I played a video for 30 seconds. Oh, thank you. Thank you, officer. My favorite thing when the plane collapsed. Hi. What was the other credible? Did you hear there was another person though who didn't sound like that dumb lady who was like, tucking like? That was her. Oh, it was her. She was going through all different dialects. Oh, okay, okay. That was her. She was a little cocktail before the... Oh, my goodness. That was easy. You know what your customers are doing right this second? The exact same thing you are. Listening to me.

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