TCND:

Hi, Neighbor! We should record a new intro but we probably won't.  Also, let us explain why the value of fortune cookies is depreciating... And a few suggestions for better fortunes.

THEN: The Peaches wrote a script for her drama club, and the performance was this week. Don't worry, we did NOT violate any copywrite laws.

AND: John's beard is bringing in some compliments!  DO YOU KNOW WHAT DISTINGUISHED MEANS?!   (Luke has been a little aggressive since he shaved his head.)

LATER:  John sent us a good article about the Pitfalls of Homeschooling, which we can't share with any of our homeschooling friends...

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