Taylor Tomlinson: A Joke About Robots

0:00My iPhone started capitalizing the G and got again without asking me. Did I have anyone else? Yeah, I don't know which update it was, but all of a sudden my iPhone's like, did you mean King of Kings? The robots are coming and they love the Lord. Are you guys worried about the robots? Are you concerned? Yeah. Have you looked at the people in your life, your friends, your family, and then back at yourself and gone, uh-oh. I'm going to be the one who falls in love with the robot. We've been honest with you. It's okay. It's going to be me. That's why I don't use chat, GPT. I'm not ready for a relationship. And I'm holding strong now, but in a few years when robot partners are available at like, Best Buy? Yeah. It's going to be me drunk at the dinner party, defending my robot husband to all my friends. Like, I'm sorry. What if it is a soul? You guys? Can you define it?

1:00That's what I thought. Also, I've met your lame ass husband, Chelsea. Don't try to tell him. You don't plug his ass in at night. Uh-oh. Oh, it's a CPAP machine. He'll die. Whatever his stories are long. Okay. Now, show some respect. He's not an air fryer. He's the love of my life. Look him in the eyes when you talk to him. His pronouns are not it that. Yours are bitch bitch. They are different. One is all caps. I like the idea of a robot partner because I think I'm less likely to fuck that up. I said less. No, you're right. I'll still find ways to be shitty and jealous of a robot partner. I'm like, why are you always by the dishwasher? Is her rack bigger than mine? Does she get wetter than me? Does she make bubbles? Like, I can make bubbles again infection. But if you need bubbles, like... Watch Taylor Tomlinson, a prodigal daughter.

2:00Only a Netflix.