*SUBSTACK PREVIEW* Always Wet

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Rest in peace to all the soldiers that died in the service, however it's unclear what happens to the cervix. This week, Jimmy and Larry are both back from their Memorial Day weekend getaways to recap dead horses, beer bottle opener jawnz, an oft-debated 2 Chainz lyric, Kirkland Signature beverages, how do you take your hotdog, meeting Abraham Lincoln at the airport, spending the entire day at the beach with your bathing suit ripped at the ass seam, god made Larry to be an uncle, beach town gossip is undefeated, HEYDUDEs vs. Clarks Wallabees, the cottage industry of money laundering is alive and well in Grand Cayman, James went to Palm Heights and the influencers were right it's amazing, gauging your vacation in terms of wetness, meet Omar the Turkish masseur who will change your life, maybe we should all become treatment guys on vacation, put some respect on Carribean food, manifesting abundance on your phone's lock screen, Mambo Italiano karaoke night, be careful because every crew has that one British guy, The New York Times Magazine wrote about the male friendship epidemic so we react accordingly and sincerely with our own advice and lived experience, is the polo agenda real, how we each are approaching the classic menswear staple this summer including a little DIY experiment and more.