Steve Harvey ( Strawberry letter)

0:00Hey, come on in and how y'all feeling out there today? I hope everybody is doing well. If you're not doing well, let's find a way to get well, look well, and be well. Right now we're going to listen and start our day with the Steve Harvey Morning Show with the Strawberry Letter. And like I keep telling y'all, I am not the Strawberry Letter. I am the Strawberry Podcaster. So me when he sent you a happy year, so it'd be, I'm so happy baby, more than my world. Come and share my world, baby, I'm so happy, I'm so alone. I'm so alone, I don't think it's your new baby. You are my best child. And she came in, I knew back then, you were that special.

1:01You're my mother's best child. I'm so in love, you should even love this young boy. You made my life complete. You made my life complete, you should even be, no, that you can't make it into my life. You've let me let you love me, You never know it could be yours never know buckle up and hold on tight we got it for you here It is strawberry letter. Thank you nephew subject tweedle D. He's with me. You're Steven Shirley I'm 38 years old and I moved back to my hometown to take care of my daddy. My 18-year-old son lives more live there temporarily to attend a vocational school and he's living with his daddy

2:04while he's there. Before I moved back to town my son's daddy was begging me to stay with him and my son I told him I'd rather stay with my dad because my son told him that his dad has a crazy girlfriend and she pops up at the house all the time. I was expecting to have a lot of great sex with my son's dad because he is the best I've ever had. Little did I know that the great sex would come with so much unnecessary drama. As soon as I got back to town my son's dad wouldn't stop sweating me. He begged me to go out on dates and he loved showing me off to all of his friends. In the process of doing that I guess he forgot he had a girlfriend. I started getting harassed by an older lady named Tish. I found out that she's like 20 years older than us. She would follow us around town and too much is happening nowadays with love triangles so I was scared of her. It wasn't until she got smart with the cashier at the grocery store one day and got her tail

3:06beat that I realized she wasn't a threat. That's when I started giving her the same energy she was giving me. She posted a photo of me and my son's dad on Facebook and captioned it tweedle d and tweedle dumb because everyone calls me d. So I commented tweedle d he's with me and it started a big mess. Now all of our old friends are attacking me on Facebook. Great sex with my ex started a big mess with Tish and then how can I get these older ladies to chill? Well how can you get these older ladies to chill? You're probably not going to be able to get them to chill because they don't have anything better to do. I mean if they did, if they had a life they wouldn't be messing with you and harassing you. Tish thinks you stole in her man and she's got her girls on board to help get you out of the way. And what is with you and him anyway? I mean did he cheat on you? Like he's cheating on you? Like he's cheating on Tish

4:08with you? Is that why you guys broke up? I mean do you still want him or you guys trying to get back together? What is going on? He's showing you off to his friends and taking you on dates and stuff. He wants you to stay at his house. I'm trying to figure this out. What is going on with this relationship? It sounds like you two get along outside of the great sex. So what is it? Because it sure sounds like more than just a sexual relationship here. I mean we need some answers. The problem is you've got to decide if the great sex or the best sex ever as you say is worth all the drama with Tish and then because it doesn't sound like Tish and the Golden Girls are going to stop harassing you anytime soon. So this is a decision you're going to have to make either go over there and stay with him or leave him and just be with your daddy and mind your own business. Steve. Wow. You're 38. Move back to your hometown. Take care of your daddy. You've got a son that's 18 deals with his daddy while he's there. And before you move back, your son's daddy was

5:15begging you to stay with him and your son. I told him I'd rather stay with my dad because my son told me that his dad has a crazy girlfriend and she pops up at the house all the time. I can tell you why. I was expecting to have a lot of great sex with my son's dad because he's the best ever had. Little did I know that the great sex would come with so much unnecessary drama. So as soon as you got back to town, your son's daddy wouldn't stop sweating you. Bigger out on dates. Love showing you off to all his friends. And then in the process, he forgot he had girl. I started getting harassed by old and lady named Tish. Now let's stop right here. First of all, her name is not Tish. It's not? No, when you are all the woman, see like she probably like over 50. Yeah, she's 20 years older than them. Oh, so she at least 58. 58, right? God. Well, in her name is not Tish.

6:22What is this? Nobody was named Tish back then. That was a nickname. Her name Tishina. Her name is Tishina. So let's get that straight right now. So already you have a problem because you are dealing with somebody that was born before 1917. Thank you. I can't tell you what come with this now. It's a lot come with this girl. She's 20 years older than us. She follows around on town. You know, it's too much happening nowadays. She got time to follow you around. She retired. She's retired. She following you around you in a little triangle. And then you found out that she wasn't all that threatening you. You were scared over this. You got to pull by a cash. You're down at the grocery store. That's another sign that you old. And they're fighting about coupons and everything. You're all you fighting with cash.

7:30Either you got the money or you don't. This is some coupons. Or she told you you had to put something back. And you felt like you didn't have to. Or she asked for a price check. And you said I'm telling you right now. It's a dollar eight. Well, we're going to do a price check. That's how you got in the fight with the cash. She. She. She got the coupons that y'all wouldn't give her that two. Hang on. Well, that for two of your response coming up to 23 minutes. That's cause she retired. So she got to be at work. You know, she go to bingo night and then come over. You know, she doing all this is she old. She said in the letter. She 20 years older than us. So the woman is 58. And you say her name is Tish. I told you that's not her name. If she's 58, she was born probably before 1970. Would that be right?

8:31Yeah, before 1997. Yeah. So ain't nobody named Tish before. That's a nickname. Hmm. Her name is Tishina. She got out to Tishina Arnold. And Tishina. And Tishina is up your back. Now you now you she he's showing you off round town and everything. And he forgot he got this crazy girlfriend. She just started running up on you threatening you and everything. And then you found out she got in the fight at the grocery store got a who fights a cashier at a grocery store. Oh, oh, and what do you fight at the cashier about coupons? Who still cutting out coupons? She ain't got no app. None of that. She sent them in that news. People collecting them coupons. And they were fighting over some Uncle Beans cause Uncle Beans said if you buy one, you get one free. But her coupon had expired. And she thought she

9:36well, she couldn't get down here last week because she had to go pick up her medicine. And you ought to understand that and let her have this extra box of right. But you didn't. So Tishina swung on it. Not a young girl. What happened? And the young girl beat that. But that Uncle Beans right. So now now you didn't start giving her the same mesh she giving you. So anyway, she didn't posted a picture you and your son's daddy on Facebook and captured it. Twitter D and Twitter down. Because everybody called me D. So I commented. Twitter D. He's with me. And oh, that started a big man. Now all of her old friends are attacking me on Facebook. And let me tell you something. You're up against something cause old people don't Facebook. They don't Instagram. They don't tick tock. All of people is on Facebook. Now hold friends as attacking. So not your dean in you. Paul letter in you.

10:42Queen in you. Clara. The whole game. All the names. Barbara. Betty. Susan. Names don't nobody have no more. Nobody gives a girl. God. Yeah. So you know, all these names right here. So now you didn't got into this old word, but it's real simple to get out of it. You say great sex with my ex started a big mess. And teaching it with teaching it. Let's say that's that's Toshina. Jody. Paul letter. Queen. And Clara. Clara. For them. Nobody. They've been terrible. No, no, nobody. They're sitting right there.

11:43They go in the bingo night. They are they in a quilt content. They die in their petition and participate in their bakeoffs. They doing let me see what else they do. Oh, they play cards. Yeah. Oh, you know what they do now. But they play cards now. They play peanut. You are hardly nobody know how to play peanut anymore. They play peanut and tongue. You got to be good to play tongue. So now you're up against that. How do I get these older ladies to cheer? First of all, ignore them on Facebook. There is no back and forth if you don't go back. See, forth, get old when you ain't nobody talking back to you. The problem y'all had, and I had to teach this to my son one time. He was being attacked online. And I said, bro, you keep typing. Stop typing. Stop typing. Back and forth ends when they ain't no back.

12:53So forth, forth ain't nothing. That's going to get old after a while. So just ignore them on Facebook. Mm-hmm. Don't say nothing else and just let it go. Now, I know this. And I know this is going to sound ugly, but I'm going to just have to tell you if you just be patient. Yeah. Uh-uh. Wait them out. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. They're going to start dying. No. Just tell you. You're not going to do that. You're not going to do that. I'm just telling you. I'm just telling you. I don't know who you are. I don't know who they are. I don't know who Paul letter going. Neil is, but if you just wait them out, they're going to start dying. Blanche Rose Sophia and Dorian. They're going to girl. Blanche. They're going to haul it. Nobody named Blanche. Blanche. Ever. Push your ob blanche. Roxanne. Don't wear it, buddy. All right. Post your comments on today's wait on that letter. Wait on that letter. Wait on that letter. Wait on that letter. Wait on that letter. Wait on that letter. Wait on that letter. Wait on that letter. Wait on that letter. Wait on that letter. Wait on that letter. Wait on that letter. Wait on that letter. Wait on that letter. Wait on that letter. Wait on that letter. Wait on that letter. Wait on that letter. Wait on that letter. Wait on that letter. Wait on that letter. Wait on that letter. Wait on that letter. Wait on that letter. Wait on that letter. Wait on that letter. Wait on that letter. Wait on that letter. Wait on that letter. Wait on that letter. Wait on that letter. Wait on that letter. Wait on that letter. Wait on that letter. Wait on that letter. Wait on that letter. Wait on that letter. Wait on that letter. Wait on that letter. Wait on that letter. Wait on that letter. Wait on that letter. Wait on that letter. Wait on that letter. Wait