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sarah marie anderson's podcast — Steve Harvey ( nephew Tommy). Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
Hey, Mrs. Strawberry, how y'all feeling out there today? I hope everyone is doing well. If you're not doing well, let's find a way to get through hell. Luke will end being well. So right now we're going to start our day off with the Steve Harvey Morning Show, with Tommy Prink and somebody. That means he is going to upset somebody's day. I got it for you, Shirley. You know, you know, sometimes you got the merge jobs. You know, sometimes you got to do, you know, have, you know, you can, you can combine and make it easy for everybody. So this right here is a Uber. Hurts. Uber. Hurts. Yeah. Oh, that's being smart. Oh, that's being smart. That's when you work at two jobs. You know, you pick people up. Get them where they got to go. And guess what? Pick the bodies up too. Uber Hurts. Let's go. At dawn. Hello. Hello. Hello. I'm trying to reach Sean, please.
Yeah. It means up. Hey, Sean, how you doing? This, my name is Brian. Um, I got you on schedule. Um, you, you ordered a Uber for tomorrow morning. I'm, I think you're. Yes, sir. Yes. Okay. Are you, are you, are you scared to go to the airport? Correct. I have to load it. Yeah. Okay. All right. And I want to make sure you, you wanted an SUV. Yeah. I wanted an SUV. Okay. I need to. 11 West. Um, what is that? Home. I need to 11 West. When, when, drop. That's correct. Okay. All right. So I'll be outside tomorrow morning. We're talking about 7 p.m. Pick up. Correct. That's it. You got it. Everything's on point. Okay. All right. So listen, I want to let you know this man. You order an SUV. I'll be there tomorrow. Um, I'll be there probably a little bit before 7 a.m. before 7am, you know, when you guys order Uber way in advance, you know, we try to get there almost like a car service and make sure we get you where you got to go.
And I know the traffic is going to be a little crazy. So, you know, I'll be there on time. I'll be downstairs waiting on you, all right? I'd appreciate it. Okay. Now listen, I'm an SUV, but it's a kind of a little different, so that's why I kind of the reason for the call. I wanted to kind of give you a heads up that I am an SUV, so I just want you to look for the black herch that'll be outside. A herch? Yeah. I'll be in a black herch tomorrow morning at 7am. Okay. Okay. If the SUV or a herch, no, no, it's a herch. It's a herch. Actually, what's happening is, is I have another drop off at the airport as well. You know, there's a, I mean, it won't affect you at all, but they'll be a body in the back. That has to, we're trying to get that to the airport too, but, you know, like I said, it's my advantage. Body. In the hola. Yeah. You **** with me, man. No. I ain't got a ride on my **** body.
Well, there's a, I mean, there'll be a body, but actually, this is causing you less. You know what I'm saying? So, you don't have to. Yeah. Well, I'm supposed to lay down and lift it as my **** son. What, what, what, what you talking about, man? Dude. You know, I ain't riding on my **** body. Hang on, man. Listen. You wanted an SUV, I'm not riding with no **** body, dude. Are you tripping? Cancel the strip. I, I get another over it so ****, I'm not riding with a body, dude. Okay. If you cancel, that's going to cost you $50. $50, my man. You ain't like, you're like, you're like, you're just downloading the **** or **** out. Here's a deal. I know for a fact, when you cancel over a **** fight out, I'm canceling, and that's **** going to be $5. Like, I mean, no, $50, dude. It's going to be $50, sir. It's a different one you have. I love my man. You can pay me $1,000. I'm not riding with a **** body. You, you fill me? The understand you, the understand you now, but do you want to get to the airport or not? Look, why don't you lay down there to the body, and you drive yourself there next with the **** body, like, in the past to just see, I'm not doing that ****.
Tell me what the problem is. I mean, obviously, you used to drive around with bodies and ****, that's not my thing. You know what I'm saying? What, what's the problem? You're going to be in the front of the hertz. You're not going to be in the back. We'll put the bodies in the back. Why the ****? Put your luggage in the back. I mean, that'll be fine, right? You're my man. You tripping, man. This is a crazy ****. You're calling a wrong **** with this crazy ****, dude. I'm not doing that **** with part of that. Don't you understand? I'm going to get you there on time, sir, but it's going to be in a hertz. That's all the difference is, man. You'll be riding around in a hertz. Well, I'm supposed to be **** laid out in here. You understand? Right now, you got me ****ed up. What kind of **** call is this? I mean, what's the problem? Obviously, you're used to rolling with dead bodies and herses and all that ****. Just when it will start rolling with herses to pick up regular live **** is again from place to place. This is some crazy ****. I want you to think, when did you state that it would just be cool as a regular **** picking up a body and just driving around in the street?
I don't know, man. I mean, you know, I got two jobs. You know what I'm saying? I do ****, you know, and I also, you know, work for a mortuary. You know what I'm saying? So, you know, but my vehicle is certified and approved it. So I'm able to use it as an SUV. So you, you call them **** and you give it right? Live **** and they don't have no reaction. No reaction to riding around with a ****ing body in the back. Well, you know, sometimes there's a few people back, you know, it's a little different form. I get it, you know, but like I said, the only reason why I'm calling you, obviously you don't get that **** because you're trying to hit me with a $50 **** in charge that I'm not going for. And you're trying to get me to ride with a ****ing dead body, dude. I'm not doing that ****. So I'll tell you what, bro. I'm going to tell you this right here. I'm going to get all the phone tomorrow and seven in the morning. Me and Tommy going to be here. So be looking for it here. Who's Tommy the **** body? No, no. Me and Tommy going to be here tomorrow morning and seven a.m.
You understand? Just be ready for that. Then your time you're going to have a **** problem. Okay. Okay. All right. Tell it to Tommy though. See Tommy don't, Tommy don't take this too kindly. So tell it to him in the morning. Who's Tommy? He's **** a little **** right now. Okay. You don't know who Tommy is? No, I don't. What the **** is Tommy? Okay. Do you know Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning shelf? Do you know nephew Tommy? Oh, come on, man. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Oh, man. Oh, that's a **** car, man. That's a **** car. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Are you not coming in the heart? No, man. Your boy, you got a boy named Chase that you work with. Chase gave me your numbo to give you a call. Oh, man. Yo, I'm going to put that **** in a heart, man. man you got to give me one more day man what is the bad is I'm talking about the bad is radio show in
the land Steve Harvey Morton show I mean I picked you up and said my beat up yeah and we know you even have more stupid than that yeah that's crazy part you gotta keep it coming man I get ready
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