Steve Harvey ( nephew Tommy)

0:00Hey, this is Strawberry, how you up doing out there today? I hope everybody is doing well. If you're not doing well, find a way to get well, look well, and be well. Right now we're going to listen to the Steve Harvey Morning Show and see what Tommy has to print today. Get them back in order. You're going to thank him. Here's my thing. I really, truly believe that we get back to, you know, and I don't mean what I'm about to say to be harsh, but if we get back to beating, we'll get these kids back in order. I know he had trouble in English, but I don't think that it calls for a beating. No, no, no, this has nothing to do with grade, sir. This has to do with punishment. And what I'm understanding is if your son is on my list, and if your son comes down to my office, I'm going to take care of it right then. Anyway, if my son comes to your office, you're going to be on my business. Sir, I'm trying to get these kids back in order. And that's the reason why I've been brought in and I've replaced the last principal.

1:02You understand? So what I need from you is to get a great understanding that if your child comes to my office, corporal punishment will be what he's going to deal with. Okay. Let my son come home and tell me he got some proper punishment. And the next morning, me and you're going to do some proper punishment. Sir, do you want your child in order or do you want to be bailing his butt out of jail at the age of 18? They're going to be bailing me out of jail if you put your pants on my son. Okay. Are you taking care of your son punishment-wise at home? You need my son don't get in the trouble. Okay. Here's the problem. Parents not believing that their children get in any trouble. That's the first point. I got email. I got phone call. So the first phone call I get is going straight to. It ain't no letters in home. Ain't no emails in home saying there is a problem. I don't, I don't, I don't, sir. You know, I'm going to come down here. I'm going to tell you once again. I am not going to have senior son to detention.

2:03I'm not going to call you. I'm going to take care of my job. My job is to make- I'm going to take care of my- When you take care of your- I'm going to take care of my- I have to protect my son. And you put your hands on him, man. We got a problem. We're going to have a problem because- Nine to- I'm telling you right now. I'm calling you and giving you the warning. Your son will be dealt with. And you're going to be dealt with. We'll be dealt with on a regular basis if needed. Hey. You're going to get dealt with on a regular basis. You're going to get tired of seeing me. Okay, sir. Do I need to actually have corporal punishment with you? I tell you what. When you- When you bring that corporal punishment to me, you better have to police there. Because they're going to need corporal punishment. Whatever hell they're going to need to- Swat team when I get down. You put your- Hands on my son. I know that. All I'm- You know what, sir? Maybe- Maybe the- The- The- The- The- The- The- The- The- The- The- The- The- The-

3:03The- The- The- The- The- The- Sir- Sir- Sir- Sir- Sir- The- The bottom line is- Corporal punishment is being instated. Sorry, sir- Sir- The bottom line is- Corporal punishment is being instated. Your son has got to abide by it. You're going to have to accept it or maybe- with English, you know, because his mom was a little slow, but I did that, you know what I'm saying? You know what? Sometimes I feel like I'm talking to the child right now. You talking to a grown s*** man, and if you put your hands on my son, you gon' see that I'm a grown s*** man when I come down there. Okay, so... I don't even put my hands on my s***, sir. Then I guess it's gonna be a lot of s*** kicking, sir. They're gonna be some s*** kicking, and you line them up. System possible, principal, I kick the s***,

4:03cafeteria lay s***s like I'm down there. If she got something to say... You're gonna watch your tone, you understand me? And you're gonna... You're gonna take what I'm telling you. I don't care what you're saying. Everybody's gonna abide. I put chains on the door. I make sure... I put chains on s***, sir. I put your name in Lansom. You joke out. I'm Mr. Lansom, and these kids are gonna abide by what I want, and so are the parents. And s***. You, Mr. Cotton, you're gonna have to toughen up, and let me do my s*** job. I tell you what, then you gon' do what you got to do today. But when I get down there s***, you better have to s***, police when I get there. I tell you what else I'm gonna have here. If you tell me who the s*** you gon' have down there. I'm gon' have nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, because that's who I am. Your coworker Silvia, got me the prank phone call you. What? What? I keep telling him I'm gonna tell you I'm gonna put s*** on you. I keep telling him I can't s***. Tell me, that s*** you ain't gonna get laid on land down in the job s*** in the way.

5:03I keep on my s*** kids, man. Let me put your damn hands on my s*** boy. One more time, man. One more time, man. One more time, man. One more time, man. I'm lookin' for my s*** kids on your tongue. I don't know, with your s*** kids, this is my man. Hey, listen, I got one more thing to ask. She missed the title. What's that, man? What's the baddest radio show in the land? Man, that s*** Steve Harvey Morning Show. I love y'all, man. I don't know what it means. I love y'all, man. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. Play too much in Kska Frank with these gentlemen? Yeah, no, I'm not with them. Uh huh.