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sarah marie anderson's podcast — Steve Harvey (nephew Tommy). Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
Hey, how y'all doing out there today? This is Strawberry. Hope everybody is doing well. Hope everybody is getting through the things they need to do and relax and breathe and take these and be patient because every day life matters. So right now we're going to start our day with a stayed harby morning show with Tommy's Frank. John Sun's Freedom Paper. John Sun's Freedom Paper. Let's go, Ken. Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach Franklin, Franklin Johnson, please. Yeah, this is him. Franklin, how you doing today? My name is, my name is Kyle. Kyle Green. I'm with the Immigration Department and the state of Tennessee. Yeah, how could I help you? You were born and raised in Tennessee.
Am I correct? Yeah, born and raised in Tennessee. Okay. Now, do you still live in the Tennessee area now or are you in a different state? I'm writing this. Still here. I'm going to say I'm the only Johnson. He's still here, living good. Okay. All right. So here's what's going on. It's been brought through our attention here to the immigration that anyone in the state of Tennessee who has the last name of Johnson. And I don't even know how to break this to you, or tell this to you, but it's been brought out, attempting here at the immigration that anyone in the state of Tennessee last name, Johnson, for some reason, and we're going to fix the problem. But for some reason, this man, no Johnson or three, you know, like there's some claws or something, and some paperwork or whatever. What we need is we need all the Johnson's to come in by six o'clock, by six o'clock today, so we can try to take care of the problem. If not, it's him.
All Johnson's that are not reported in by six will have to get picked up. I know this is a joke. Like we even, I know this is dope, baby. I'm free. What are you talking about? Like, well, you told me talking about, you told me about the Johnson's in free. What are you, what are you talking about? Like, you told a puppy Johnson Johnson that when they don't have anybody to track it Johnson's in? No, sorry, this is this is the real. This is I noticed the crazy to get a phone call like this, but I say it's we got the paperwork here. Everybody is scrambling around trying to get through the bottom of it is. But bottom line, is we need all the Johnson's to come in, because, right right now in the state of Tennessee, no person with the last name of Johnson is free right now. And get the **** out of there. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Are you black? Yeah, I'm black, but yeah, I'm black. Are you free? Yeah, I'm free. So what are you talking about coming to me? Talk about me since my last thing, Johnson,
my family got to come down to immigration because we ain't free. Who the hell are you calling me? Talk about some crap like that, man. Okay, sure, the problem, we're gonna fix the problem, but we need all Johnson's to come in. We're gonna fix it. We're gonna have it. We're gonna have the senses or something? I'm sorry. Are you the head of the senses? I know, I'm not. But something like that. Why are you calling me talking about Johnson? You are some uncle time pulling me to talk about Johnson that we ain't free. And we got to come down and he's threatening my family. This guy, I'm not threatening you. I'm not threatening you. All right, like I said, my name is Kyle Greene. I'm with immigration. I'm just trying to fix the problem. You know, I don't know. You get it because your name is Greene. So you don't have to be down to the Johnson. Sure, I'm not saying I'm better than you because my last name is Greene. I'm saying we have my problem. You are so saying that, Kyle, Mr. Greene, my name is Johnson. We come from a long lot of Johnson. And don't let me have to bump these Johnson on you.
But you saw how he was cutting my **** out. Don't play with me. Okay, sure. Then we, I want to help you when I want to help all the job. Okay. You ain't help me with this stuff, Mr. Greene. You spent the time. I saw your life in Django. The house, no ****. I think you want them life in green. I can tell you how I look at my ****. I look like dead head ****. I'm blind. I got a wide nose. And I'm proud to be black. And he's going to have your life in **** with my family and others. You got some guy **** with nose. It's all this problem is in my mind, son. I'm sorry. Can I pick you to come down to immigration? That's like how I sound like a life in mother ****. I'll agree. That's how I like this. Uh, sure. Can I get you to come down to immigration? No, you can not have me come in. I'ma come down here with my guy **** whole whole bunch of Johnson. Are we going to turn it up?
Okay, so this is this is your wife. Last name's Johnson too. Don't worry about what my wife's last name is. Don't tell her to set her up. Okay, is your mother still living? Don't worry about my mama still living. You don't have to. I'm about to hand this guy **** on him. He's questioning you. You can't cross the line. You like him. Okay. Okay, sir. All I know is that, you know, we got to, we were trying to get as many Johnson as we could to come in. Tommy, Tommy is the one that told us to call you. Okay. Franklin, as you told us to call you, Tommy said you probably want to call Franklin Johnson and get him on the line because he, you know, a lot of the other Johnson's and you can get them all to come in. That's what you think. What you think of? You think I'm not mama **** around the corner, Johnson? That's how they came over from Africa with one plaque. They got you. That's what they were talking about. They was on our vacations and it came one way over here. I'm not rounding them up guys **** Johnson. Who the hell is Tommy?
Tommy, man. Tommy says you were doing. Tommy said you would be cool with it. I don't know. No guy **** Tommy. He sound like we do. Okay. Do you know? Do you know me? Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show? Do you know? That's my ****. Oh ****. I got my blood pressure. Hey man. Oh man. Hey Franklin. Yes. Hey Franklin. Take this out, man. Don't forget Z Rob is the one that got me to prank phone call you, man. Oh, yeah. He ain't allowed over to the bar. But he's no more man. Was he a whiskey? Was he? Was he? Was he? Was he drinking some of that whiskey when he called you, man? That's no ****. I don't know what it was when I called it, bro, but he wanted me to make so he pranked Franklin. Jesus Christ. Oh man. And you got to tell me this right here, Franklin. Give it to me, baby. Franklin Johnson. You got to tell me this. What is the bad? And I mean the bad radio show in the late. The Steve Harvey show with nephew Tommy.
Really Tommy? I love you. He went there on him. Hey Tommy. What don't like for Tommy? Tommy. Tommy. Tommy. He had you shook up a little bit though. Yeah. He sounded like he had you all balanced a little bit because he was serious with it. Yeah. Tommy Johnson. Oh, okay. Oh, you think I'm around up all the Johnson's. I ain't that blank anymore. See, you like skiing, ain't you? You probably wanted him like skiing. Tens, Howard. Look at ****, boy. Green. Boy. Boy. Good hair. Boy. Boy, he was mad. He was hot. Kyle Green. Sound like skiing. Hey. Yeah. Hey, man. Is your wife last night, John? Don't worry about my wife. Yeah. Is your mother still? See, man? You don't cross the line now. That's it. Man. Yes, sir. He was going to come down there. Yeah, he was.
Bowdy. Yes, sir. Well, all the Johnson's to come down. We can get these papers together. But, y'all, y'all not free yet. He's got that light. Hold on, man. Is you black? Yeah. Oh, so you ain't got your Uncle Tom ****. Now, you go round up. Oh. See, that's you. That's you. That's you. That's you. Hold your point well. Look at that. Turn the t该. Check the middle round up. Oh, see. Yes, you, that you was old Jango. Oh, right, right. Yeah. All that was light skizzyle i was. Jango. You a house in your Huck're tongue. Hit. Tommy. He would throw that off. He was alright. I think the gun. All right. Collin up next drop. Yeah. God Common up next drop, the wall.
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