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Steve Harvey (nephew Tommy)

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0:00Hey, this is StrongBerry. How y'all doing out there today? I hope everybody is doing well. If you're not doing well, hey, we got to find a way to get well, look well, and be well because we all need something positive and online. And it's like that we show through the world. Hey, that says a whole lot. So right now, we're going to start our morning off with Steve Harvey and the prank for the day. I don't want to have to call up where you don't follow. I don't hold it back again. There's

1:05some action inside. I can't run from myself. There's no way I don't make me close. I don't want to hurt anymore. Stay in my arms. Let me be there. Let's start your magic in here. Don't walk away from me. I have nothing, nothing, nothing. If I don't hurt you, you, you. You see through right to the heart of me. You break down my

2:11I was with the strength of your love We love, I never knew Love, I've known it with the youth We'll never be survived Oh, and I can hold on to you I don't really need to look very much above I don't want to have to go where you don't follow I'll hold it back again in this passionate sight I can't run from myself There's nowhere to hide For yourself I remember forever But don't make me lose I'm more than my daughter I don't want to hurt anymore

3:13Stay in my arms It'll be you there I won't stir your magic in you there Don't walk away from me I have nothing, nothing, nothing Don't run away from me Help, follow, follow I don't want to hurt anymore Stay in my arms It'll be you there I won't stir your magic in you there Don't walk away from me There was no way for me, don't you dare, walk away from me. I have nothing, nothing, nothing.

4:16If I don't live, if I don't have you, if I don't have you. Okay, he's not welcome over here, we will get into that. And just a few because the nephew is here right now. Right now. Right now with today's prank phone call. What you got for us today, now, right now. I'm gonna give you this one. This one is called Dr. Petri. Dr. Petri. Okay. What's that about? Well, well, it's, it's, I'm calling a doctor, but you know, we want to give it away. So this is what I want you to do. I just want you to just listen and tell me, does anything sound familiar as I talk to Dr. Petri?

5:18Does anything sound familiar? Yeah. Dr. Petri, please, we need your services. Yeah. Let's go, cat dog. Hello. I'm trying to reach Dr. Petri, please. This is Dr. Petri. Dr. Petri, I'm, I'm, my, my name is Jared. And, and I was open. You can help me out with a, with a, with a, what a problem that I have. Okay. Hello, Jared. I would love to help you out with a problem, unfortunately, though. You're Dr. Petri, right? I am, but this is my personal number. How did you get this number? Somebody gave me this number so I could call you and, and, and try to get some counseling from you, because I got a, I mean, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm really in a bad situation right now. Okay. I can, I can recognize that that you're in a bad situation. How did you get my number? This is my personal line. Who gave you my number? Are you, you, you adopted, you're the counselor to help people with, with, with, with, with situations and problems and stuff, right? Yes, I am, Jared. What can I do for you, Jared? Uh, I got a, a problem that I just seemed like I'm just, you know, I've been married to my wife for six years.

6:23Okay. Wait, wait, wait, Jared. Now, this, what you're, what you're about to get into, you're about to, you want to go into a counseling session. And so in order to do that, I do that through making an appointment. I understand all of that, but you, you, you're all in the state. I'm trying to, what I'm trying to tell you is that I, I got to sit you away and I know it's going to happen again tonight, because it's been happening all the time. I'm, I'm just, I just need someone. If you could just give me a little bit of help. And then I'll come here next week, but I mean, I just need you to tell me how to handle my problem. And then I'll come here next week. I just, I just, I need this band right now. Jared, Jared, Jared, I need you to focus. Okay, I don't do this over the phone. However, it's found to me like you really need to. I need to, can you, can you beat up for me just for you? Yes. I'm here right now. For calling you and disrupting your weekend, but can you help me out? Excuse me. I don't know what's going on. Someone's there. This gentleman's here. Hello. Tell him I'll call him back. Hello. I'm here, Jared. I'm here. Dr. Peter.

7:23I'm here. Tell me, tell him what's going on, Jared. I'm here to listen to you. Okay, listen. I've been, I've been married to my wife for like six years now. And, and, and I don't know what it is, but whatever, whatever we intimate, you know, I, I, I, I, I just get it. And I, I go into the closet. And I got a TV in there and I watch old TV shows because I'm scared. I'm scared of the, the intimacy between me and her. Okay. Jared, this, this sounds like a particular case. Um, it's different from anything that I've experienced thus far. And I want to make sure that I address your phone. No, we are up in the big league. Get not turning back. What? No, we need you. You want me, baby? Harry, nothing wrong with that. Come with me. Oh, okay. Jared, focus. You called me and you needed it. I'll, I'll be, I'll be going. I'll be going through it to be bothering me. Okay, Jared. What I need to do is I need to make sure that we have three o'clock, four o'clock, rock. Five, six, seven o'clock, add a clock rock.

8:24No, I see the number clock, five, five, we're going rock, rock, rock. The clock, tonight, win the clock, rock, two, three, four, win the band gold. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Two, three, three, tonight, three, three, three. Oh, my God, how did you get my number? How did you get my personal number? They gave me your name and said you would be the one that would, that would, that would, that would take care of me. Think about what is really going on. I'm here. Okay. Let's take a different one. And you knew why you were there. No. There were girls and men, women. Wishing we could use a man like her, but she'll be right again. Let me step together. I want to help you. I want to help you. And I want to help your situation. I want to help you with your life. But you, you called me. And I, if you're looking for a lifeline or an anchor, I'm trying to be that. I mean, you didn't help me. I knew you didn't help me when my wife could see. I know my wife is going to leave me if I don't quit doing it.

9:26Here's a story of a lovely lady. Oh, Jared. Oh. You're not free. You're not free. You're not free. You're not free. You're not free. You're not free. You're not free. Fair Enough. I need to help you, Eric. Eric. Focus, focus, focus, Jared, focus. There's a lot more going on here, but why don't you make it up? You're out of fun now with me and all the games, learning from each other. Why don't we do our thing? Then I'm gonna have a good time. Yeah. You know what, Jared, my patience is fed up. I have no more patience with you.

10:26Now, I need you to stay fucker than get it together. Why didn't you call me? Why did you, how did you get my number? You are, you are an enemy. Why do you supposed to be the doctor? You supposed to be the doctor. And my doctor, don't question my credentials, young man. You called me. I want to help you, but this is going on too far. Tommy, Tommy, you gave me your number. Tommy, who? Steve, you know Steve, don't you? Now, look, I want to help you, but you are not allowing me to do so. So who is Tommy, who is Steven, and how did you get my number? Steven is on the radio. I don't know, I'm Steven on the radio. As in Steve's house. On the radio. Hello. As in Tommy, that's you, Tommy. Steve, you have to pay three. You have to pay three. You know you didn't go. Oh, my God. Do you have a colleague named Charles?

11:27You know what, I'm going to kick. Ooh, look, I can't believe Charlie did this to me. My God. Do you know what time it was? Oh, God. You got me flustered. I was recording you. You know that. I got to ask you something, though. What is the baddest, and I mean the baddest, radio show in the land? That Steve has been ruining his show, baby. You're good. Oh, my goodness. Wow. Oh, my God. Fish don't fry in the kitchen. Bones don't burn on the grill. I would have to pull a whole lot of fire. Just to get up there. Just to get up there. Just to get up that. Just to get up that. Just to get up that. Just to get up that. Just to get up that. Just to get up that.

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