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Step into the DRUNK DIAL LOUNGE

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Johnjay & Rich On DemandStep into the DRUNK DIAL LOUNGE. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.

John Jane Rich, Time for the Drunk Down Lounge. This is where we play all the messages. We get different sources. Many used to be just his phone number, which is 602-888-1933. It's also talkbacks. It's also audio message on Instagram. So let's get to it. I heard that you guys were asking to bring back one of your weekly things, like second data display, or what you want to know when they, well, I have an idea. Why don't we bring up a people of Florida, or characters of Florida? Because a lot of the stories you tell come from people from Florida, and Florida is a little interesting. Hey, let me know. My name is Jamie, Paula Sugar. I still want to rock really easy, John Jay. Bye. What? She still wants to wax something? Oh, she probably from the Sugar Baby Wax, the lunch box.

Oh, yeah, the lunch time wax place. Lunch box wax. I feel like because they call it sugar, I don't want sugar on my body. Yeah, it's like a sugar wax. But it makes you sound fit. It's so sticky. I don't really see anything. Is it just called just sugar? Something like that. Sugar wax. Well, anyway. Hi, John Jay. Here's my jingle for IHOP. A stop-it-cheap and coat. Cheap and coat. It's pretty good. Pretty catchy. It's not just Jesus. Do we talk about Jesus? Oh, we're doing the jingle thing for businesses, that's good. Dr. Pepper Baby is good and nice. Do do do. Richie, a rich, this is for you. So I've been doing this life hack for about three weeks now. That stops birds from pooping on your car. And it has been working beautifully. It has worked almost every single time. And I cannot put a life in me. Remember if I got that hack from you or somewhere else. So if you've ever had a life hack about birds not pooping on your car, thank you so much for the hack.

If not, say something on the air. And I will call in and tell you what the hack was. Yeah, we did. We're talking about putting a rubber snake or something like that in your dash and the birds who the snake think it's real. And they won't poop on your car. I wonder if that's what his hack is. I don't know. You know, in a way, like what did he put in it? Please call it back. Yeah, we need to call it back. My hack for birds not pooping on the cars to park in the garage. Not everyone has that one for it. I don't want to. I never had a garage growing up until I became married. And I was very excited about that. And you know, I just kind of wake up early enough to talk to you guys live. Also, I'm way too nervous for that. I think I would fan grow and probably shut down and like hang up the phone. But anyway, I wanted to call because it's not me that is particularly hateful or spiteful of specific food groups. It's my husband. She like loads spaghetti because his mom made him eat it so much when he was growing up. So now I'm like, big guys for dinner. Because it's super easy.

You like do have garlic bread to go with it. I think I'm pretty sure my toddler gave us all streps her up. So I sound like, I don't know, a critical lady. OK, bye. OK, so that I actually know a guy in high school that like refused to eat spaghetti because apparently like there's some like old tale where like women would try to cast spells on you through spaghetti and they would like use their blood in the spaghetti. And it would like catch it. Yeah, that's just somebody who wanted more for themselves. I never heard that, but I eat it anyway. Yeah, I feel like something Megan Fox and MGK would do. Yeah, totally. Hi, guys. I just wanted to do the plot back button thing. I've been a long time listener for many years. Never been able to really listen to you guys live. And then this morning of late work is like, why not try the Iron Heart radio method? And then that's what I'm doing. So I'm actually getting to see you guys live.

It's been a very unfortunate series of events for me. So maybe this will help fear of things up so differently. Dean, why? I like the people trying the eye heart radio method. That's probably the eye heart radio app. Sounds like a child birthing. Just keep reading the eye heart radio method. What is that? The child comes through your nostrils. Oh my gosh. This is Julian Edelman from Games with Names. I want to take a second to talk about something that's personal to me. I've had the privilege of working closely with Robert Kraft for a long time. And one thing I've always respected is how seriously he takes up standing up to hate. As a Jewish athlete, my identity is something I am proud of. But I also know what it feels like to be singled out for it. That's why this new commercial for the Blue Square Alliance against hate that aired during the big game really hit home. It's about showing up for someone when they're targeted, even if you don't have the perfect words. And sometimes standing next to someone is enough.

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