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0:00Well, some fools, men of the J.U. So here from the WWE. When it's just me between matches, it's day one itch. That means it's chumba time. With hundreds of casino style games and new titles arriving weekly, there's always something fresh to try at chumba casino. The daily booze make it even more fun. And have me, bout to get them all during my downtime. Ready for a fun way to chill out and enjoy a few minutes for yourself? Let's chumba. No purchase necessary. VGW Group Void were prohibited by law, CTs and Cs. 21 Plus, sponsored by Chumba Casino. I became a millionaire overnight and lost everything that actually mattered. Oh, I'm so feared. Did you just say they lost everything after becoming a millionaire? That's right, and it gets worse. It's an aridding too much drama week on the OK Storytime podcast, so we'll find out soon. This person writes, I just inherited a fortune after losing my mom and now my girlfriend's entire family is coming out of nowhere with their hands out. And my girlfriend is already giving my money away. So the girl he wants to marry is already sending money out the door. To find out how it ends, listen to the OK Storytime podcast on the I Heart Radio app Apple Podcast
1:02or wherever you get your podcasts. Then she says, have you seen a photo of my son? And I'm like, who is this person? Welcome to the Boys and Girls podcast. A ranged marriage is basically a reality show and you're auditioning for your soulmate and who's judging. Only your entire family, I sacrificed myself to this ancient tradition, hoping to find love the right way. And instead, I found chaos, comedy, and a lot of cringe. Listen to Boys and Girls on the I Heart Radio app Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. Time for stacks and hacks. I have stacks and information rich as life hacks. The guy in Ontario, Canada got saved by a stranger. He's being attacked by turkeys. It was all caught on camera. What's funny about this is I think the guy first said, like, yeah, hi turkeys. And then the turkeys were like, excuse me. They turned on him. Yeah. You don't say how to us. I don't know you. Yeah, here's what happened. So I see a couple of turkeys.
2:03I didn't think too much of it. I said, hey, stop turkeys. And they started coming at me. I was just minding my business walking down the sidewalk. I just happened to look over and see these two turkeys attacking this poor guy. They just kind of came from the surrounding field. But then some lady in her car just yelled, like, hey, hop in. But I was just like, you know what? She's some random lady in the car. I look like the unibomber. She's the one who's reaching out here. And honestly, I just want to get away from these turkeys. I didn't know how far they were going to follow me. And for you that he said, hey, what's up turkeys? Like, you know, like, sometimes when I'm, if I see like cows, maybe it was a moon. What's up, cow? Like, the things you do by yourself, you never thought the turkeys would get pissed. Like, she's like, get in. Like, get in, get in, get in, vent your movie. A postal delivery worker was caught on a doorbell camera singing as he makes his rounds in Chicago. Someone posted the video and it went viral. Then when people found out that this guy, the singing mailman, he had no vehicle and a two-hour commute. They set up a gold fun mean raise money for him to get a new truck. That's cool.
3:04This is some of the singing that they caught on video. Then he found out who posted the video. Not of a mean. Not of a money is certainly not of a petty energy. They got all this dog on me on me stuff. Hey, that y'all. So I just found out exactly which house the wheels those record me. I didn't think about it. I looked at the street. This for you grandma. Traded in the lazy days I used to lay down by the rhythm. Oh, how I'm missing. That's cute. So there's also another video going viral. It's an Irish politician has gotten viral all over the Caribbean. He's Irish. And I guess there are certain dialects in Ireland and his dialect is called cork, C-O-R-K, cork. And it's gone viral in the Caribbean because his accent sounds like he's Jamaican. But he's a big white dude, right? In a suit. And he's at the podium speaking. Listen to this is not Jamaican. This is the cork accent. And towards the end, you can really hear the Irish part.
4:06But in the beginning, you do think it's Jamaican. So we need to stop me. Never stand up and take a responsibility for their job. He brought all the new shiny booklet and looks great. 140 pages. 140 pages, right? 110 of them are telling us the problems where we have a crisis in emergency and housing. You must be trying to destroy the real virus in the Amazon. 140 pages for what? Are you think that we're all fools over here? Because they tell it is we're not fools. We know what's happening. Year of government. Feeding the year, 15 years, fearing for our 11 years. All these problems will cause for you. Viral. Wow. Irish. Also, my stacks of information. Do you guys think QR codes on billboards should be banned? A Mexican placed in Chicago's of the news for a billboard that said free burrito followed by a QR code for a coupon. People think ads like that can cause a crack. Well, sure. At the danger. Yeah, totally. I have this water bottle right here that I drink out of every day. It's a giant glass water bottle.
5:07Should I clean it every day? What do you guys think? Do you need to clean your water bottle every day? I don't, but I think they would probably say you do have to clean it up. And then I would get molds inside here as well. It says you should be cleaning out your reusable water bottle every day, even if you only drink water out of it. And you should also give it a weekly, deep clean mold and bacteria can build up fast and a simple wash can protect your health. The bacteria from your mouth and stuff. A man was arrested last week because he drove through a Wendy's in Florida and he threw a live alligator through the drive-thru. Why? Don't you die? Nice. OK, the Olympics were not that long ago. You got basketball going on in the world. Lots of sports happened in baseball starting up. So they did a whole bunch of surveys. But they came up with the 10 hardest sports in the world and the 10 easiest sports in the world. What do you guys think? So hardest would be ultimate fighting or like some type of martial arts. Martial arts is number six. What about like golfs or like a, I would say golf. Are you going for harder, easy?
6:07Hard. OK, let me go over the top 10 hardest sports. Soccer, baseball, softball, gymnastics, tennis, martial arts, wrestling, basketball, number four, football, number three, ice hockey, number two, boxing is the number one hardest sport. Oh, wow. When it comes to the easiest sports in the world. Bullying. Curling. Bullying is number four. Curling is not easy. It's not easy. You just try it and I just try it. That means you guys aren't good at it. No. Curling is number five. No. Curling is number five of the easiest sports in the world. Bullying is number four. Shooting is number three. Billiards is number two. And the number one easiest sport in the world. Carole. Fishing. Oh, it seems like the easiest sports are all the sports that people like can't do without training. Peyton and I went to the House Rules in Scottsdale and we tried curling. It is by no means easy. And I challenge you though, to go yourself and see. And then you will. Yeah, and then you will also disagree
7:08emphatically with that being on that easy list. Those things are heavy. What do you got for life? Has rich. The healthiest people in the world do not answer their phone right away. So here's today's life hack. Don't do it. You don't have to answer your phone. Immediately let it ring. People who don't drop everything for a ringing phone tend to value focus over chaos. They finish what they're doing. They protect their time. They don't confuse urgency with importance. Just because it's ring doesn't mean it's an emergency. Let it go to voicemail. Get context call back when you're ready. That's how you have a happier and healthier life. That hack and many more can be found to judge it. And rich.com. Hey, it's Bubba Wallace from 2311 Racing. You know what feels like forever? Sitting on a plane waiting for takeoff. Good thing I've got Jumbokasino with daily boost in social casino games on tap. This is a kind of fun that makes time fly. Why not turbo charge a downtime? Play now at jumbokasino.com.
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9:11after losing my mom and now my girlfriend's entire family is coming out of nowhere with her hands out. And my girlfriend is already giving my money away. So the girl he wants to marry is already sending money out the door. Find out how it ends, listen to the OK Storytime podcast on the iHeartRadio app Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcasts.
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