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STACKS and HACKS

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1:01Paid for by public investing, brokerage services by open to the public investing ink, member Finra and SIPC. Advisory services by public advisors LLC, SEC registered advisor. Generated assets is an interactive analysis tool. Output is for informational purposes only, and is not an investment recommendation or advice. Complete disclosures available at public.com slash disclosures. Imagine if your Wi-Fi was a lot smarter and way more reliable. Picture it. Your TV, phone, laptop, even your fancy fridge, working together to make life easier. Well, Exfinity makes that dream a reality. Devices so in sync you think they're telepathic. Wi-Fi that knows when your device needs a boost. The best equipment to stream, or games at once with multi-view, or stream your favorite podcast on iHeartRadio. That's the magic of Exfinity. It's seamlessly in tune with you. Exfinity. Imagine that. Restrictions apply. Time for stacks and hacks. I have stacks of information and riches, live hacks. There's a video's gun viral of Texas news anchors. Do you see this? Shockingly unprofessional argument between Texas news anchors erupted live on air. But they later said that they're super close like siblings

2:02and they were just rippin' on each other. Did you guys see it? Did you hear it? I did not. Okay, let's check this out. So both of us. TV reporters are still late. We don't have any rain in our forecast, but mid-level weather is still here. We don't have any rain in the forecast. In the next few days, but in the next few days we have mid-level weather rain. I just said a second ago we have rain in the forecast. How long till this weekend, right? Well, I am the day of the event I have rain in the forecast. I'm not. I'm talking like, it's coming actually. The rain chase is coming before the event. I'm trying to correct people and just hear jobs. I just don't know what you're listening to me. Anyways, take a look at this. Cause you're bipolar, you're gay. Oh wow. Wow. Okay, anyways. Wait, what did she say at the end that you said? The war is your boring. Oh yeah, I made it totally. That was like, that was getting sibling. Yeah, totally. Yeah. David, when you do the, oh wow, wow, then you kind of, that's what I was asking you. What did you say? No, they're overreacting a little. Then you make people like call in. That was wrong. That's what all some people get involved. So they had to apologize and they said they're fine. Some more stacks. There's a new poll out on a household chores.

3:02And it shows that there's a very clear split on who does various tasks at home. You know, my wife calls them blue jobs and pink jobs. Blue jobs are guy jobs. And pink jobs are girl or girl jobs. Women are typically responsible for a lot more, including cleaning and organizing, dusting, making the beds. We begin mopping, doing the laundry, washing dishes, and vacuuming. Women are more likely to say they enjoy tidying, cleaning, and organizing, making the beds. And they enjoy doing those things. Coincidentally, men are more likely than women to say they're satisfied with the division of household chores. I mean, who doesn't like vacuuming? That's fun. It is somewhat satisfying to see the lines. I only like hearing the crunchies that it's picking up. Men are mostly responsible. Taking out the trash, carbignants in yard work, and mostly enjoy these things. 46% of men say they enjoy doing yard work. 34% of men like working on vehicles, and 33% of men like taking out the trash. I don't like doing any of those things. I mean, all of those are kind of enjoyable because they're kind of like, they keep your brain occupied. You guys know that place, Great Wolf Lodge?

4:03Yeah. They just launched a special ranch flavored milkshake. It's vanilla ice cream mixed with ranch dressing, top of carrots, celery, whipped cream, and crispy chicken. Pass. Last week, I was talking about, I forget what actress, how she had to wear a prosthetic rear end. Yeah. I mean, I was just saying, man, she freed. So because of that Buzzfeed, because it was the National News Buzzfeed put together a list of actors who said no to nudity, but would wear prosthetics. Okay. Okay. So no, I thought he was real Jason Seagull and forgetting Sarah Marshall. I thought that was real. I thought it was real too. He sat here with us. He played, he played the, he played us. That was a fake weiner. Howie, howie Barry and Billy Bob Thornton and Monster Ball. I thought that was real too. How, what parts weren't real? I mean, it looked like them. There were shoes like, you remember the line? Yeah. Made me feel good. You made me feel good. Leonardo DiCaprio in the Wolf of Wall Street. I don't remember him being naked in that either. I don't need them either.

5:05Margaret Qualey wore fake boobs in the substance. What? Yeah, do you have a move? I just watched the substance when I went for my three hour nail appointment. Such a good movie. I understand why it won all the awards. But Margaret Qualey, I was like, she's so hot. Like she looks. Well, I believe we're prosthetic bill scars guard wore a fake junk in no Sephirothu. I forgot. John Hamm wore fake nipples in Fargo season five. We're like Dane, may he rest in peace, wore fake junk in Euphoria? I believe that. Mm-hmm. I feel like we talked to him about that. Yeah. And Penelope Cruz wore fake butt in Boulder in 2006. Huh. I don't understand. You're fake nipples. Yeah, or the nipples. Like your butt. It's like the same thing in a bathing suit. Unless you need it to like look bigger. Oh, yeah. Maybe more rounded, maybe more rounder, like, uh, like, uh, say, if you look at side view, maybe like a beach side view. Right. Uh, what do you got for life hacks, Rich? Hey, and you're going to be moving soon into your own place, right? Right. Yeah. Like maybe sometimes I have to get married.

6:06Yeah. Well, so have you thought about artwork and how expensive that can be? You know, if you want something nice. No, yeah, totally. My grandma. She's huge on like collecting art and we cannot touch her paintings. Right. So here's what I suggest you do because this is floating around the internet and it's a pretty good idea. Did you know that like many museums, like the Met, um, they offer like high art images for free? Oh, that's cool. And then you frame them yourself. You printed on canvas because it cost you no money at all. You get these classic art for pennies. It looks gorgeous. And it looks like you paid for, you know, some high-end store to put up. So do that fabulous idea. Thanks, right? You can even use my printer over here. It's from a 1987. It's a Doc Matrix. Take it a little bit. Oh, shut up. They're being rude. They're being rude and you're not the root guy. Don't get it. That life hack at johnjaderich.com. This is Chelsea. Hannah from Dear Chelsea. After the big game like most people,

7:07I kept thinking about the commercials. And there was one that stayed with me. It was from the blue square alliance against hate. And it wasn't loud or flashy. It showed a Jewish kid being targeted at school and another student who chose not to ignore it. As someone who was Jewish, that moment felt very real to me. Not dramatic, just familiar. And what struck me was how clearly it showed that hate doesn't always announce itself. But the impact is still huge. If you saw the blue square spot during the big game, it's worth thinking about. And if you want to show support, sharing the blue square is one small way to do that. What if your soda actually did something for you? Introducing Skypop Protein Soda. Skypop Protein Soda has 10 grams of complete protein, zero sugar, and real delicious soda taste. Skypop Protein Soda. Reach for the sky. Get your Skypop Protein Soda now at Target. Imagine if your Wi-Fi was a lot smarter and way more reliable. Picture it. Your TV, phone, laptop, even your fancy fridge working together to make life easier. Well, Exfinity makes that dream a reality.

8:10Devices so insane you'd think they're telepathic. Wi-Fi that knows when your device needs a boost. The best equipment to stream, or games at once with multi-view, or stream your favorite podcast on iHeartRadio. That's the magic of Exfinity. It's seamlessly in tune with you. Exfinity. Imagine that. Restrictions apply.

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