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Johnjay & Rich On Demand — STACKS and HACKS. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
0:00time for stacks and hacks, I have stacks of information which has life hacks. I kick off stacks and hacks with an American Airlines passenger being kicked off a plane. This woman was being thrown off a tampa bound flight for playing a cell phone video on her loudspeaker. She was described as drunk by another traveler. She has arguments about why she should stay on. What do you think if the very end you can hear people in the plane like a plotting when they take her off? Yeah, they didn't like her. They didn't like her. All right, so think about this
1:01question, okay? Peyton Rich Kyle, a poll asked, would you rather be a dummy who looks intellectual or an intellectual who looks like a dummy? Peyton, an intellectual who looks like a dummy? You'd rather be an intellectual, it's like a dummy. Okay, Kyle, what are you? I like the opposite one. A dummy who looks like an intellectual. Yeah, yeah, yeah, say even then I would just not talk a whole lot. So people, everyone, people don't know if you don't say anything. 90% of people are with you guys. You're sick or Peyton. I feel like looking like a dummy is objective. I mean, you could use that as a superpower because nobody would see you coming with your super intelligence. I can tell you that no one ever looked at me and thought I was an intellectual. Every time they're talking to me, does that make sense? A new poll also asks, how frequently do you answer phone calls or numbers you don't recognize? A slim to never, right? Yeah, I don't. And sometimes when we're in the car driving my wife, Stacey and I, and she'll see a number pop up, she's like, who's that? I'm like, I don't know. And she's like, can you answer it? I'm like, it's probably spam. I don't want to
2:03answer it. And she'll answer it. And then I get stuck in a convoy trap with somebody who's trying to tell me, I don't know whatever they sell you. I always answer it. I get so excited. Really? When the phone rings and it's a number I don't know, that's when I pick it up. I pick it up. And I always, and if it's a spam, I just start speaking in Spanish or to think of accent. And then they hang up. I even have it on tape here one time where some guy called here. I picked it up and the guy called me a bad word. And he hung up on me. Yeah, I'm a big fan. A couple in Iowa plan to get married at the courthouse last Thursday, the judge that they had an appointment with didn't show up. So they got married at a funeral home instead because the owner of the funeral home was an ordained minister. Oh my gosh. I know. That's a little different. Oh, that's cool. Are you guys ever in a group chat with a lot of people? Yes. Someone talked to a snooty British etiquette expert and asked the top unspoken group chat rules. So these are the top rules we should be following. Sink before messaging. Don't waste people's time. We're at extra dings for no reason. I hate that. I hate that. Remember the aim of the chat. If it's about
3:04spring break planning, don't share a bunch of unrelated stuff. Stay on topic. If it's a work chat, keep it professional. Consider the size of the group chat. You don't always have to reply if it's just three of you or whatever. But if it's a slack group of 50 people think twice before you send one word answer like cool. I hate that too. You know, my favorite thing is is when somebody's like, I'm going to answer this to you personally off group chat. And then they kill the thread. That's good. I like that. I prefer that. Keep it clean and decent, especially at work, less can be more clarity and style. Do matter how to properly leave a group chat. The constant things get too annoying. Maybe just meet the conversation. I just leave. I'm sick of those things. What do you got for life, Hacks Rich? Cal, I remember that pair of shoes you had in the back of your car that smelled really funky. Yeah. Do they still exist? No, they're gone. They're gone. While I was reading this, and I think really the only hard part of this is finding a newspaper because that is the cure. Who reads the paper anymore? Unless you just grab a flyer from the grocery store. But if you have a pair of shoes that are particularly ripe, like maybe they just
4:05drain a marathon on their own through a gym locker, crumple up some newspaper and step it inside your shoes overnight. The paper actually pulls moisture in all the order out of the fabric. So by morning, your shoes are way less aggressive. But here's the thing. Throw away the paper once you're done with it overnight because that will hold on to the smell. So whoever has papers anymore, newspapers, go grab the stockpile because you can use them for a bunch of life hacks. That one for your dinky shoes can be found at John Jay and Rich dot com. Here's the truth. You could literally be adored by everyone and then come home and still get completely ignored by your own cat. It's classic cat behavior. But new Shiba premium puree is a lickable treat that changes all that. Their protein rich made with bone broth and have the smooth creamy texture cats go crazy for, especially when it's hand fed. Yeah, it's more than a treat. It's a fast pass to favorite human status. So feed your cat Shiba and go from totally ignored to truly adored in just 12 days, guaranteed or your money back. Learn more at Shiba dot com.
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