Spring Rolls Cut In Half | Below Deck Down Under S4 E6

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1:02Don't wait. Try Greenlight Risk Free today at greenlight.com slash Try Greenlight. Alicia says that she knows her boyfriend is cool with her flirting with people, but texting that you can't get someone out of your head might have gone a little bit too far. How about laying next to a guy while you're drinking wine and then calling him babe? Yeah, where's that sit? Well, also maybe like, if I was a boyfriend, I'd be like, yeah, that stuff's cool. Why did you get like emotionally violent towards the woman that was kissing him? It wasn't you? That's a little weird. Hi, hello and welcome to another brand spanking episode of Bad TV, I'm Dylan, that is Pat. Great to be here. Kyle and the great, come aboard. Kyle and the great, Kyle and is here behind the ones and twos.

2:02Hello. What an episode we have this evening. Oh, what a joyous episode we have this evening. We are welcoming Mecca and the gang. That's a name, huh? Well, I like the name Joy. Yeah. Well, names are interesting. When I heard the name Joy, I was like, how can you be a horrible person if your name is Joy? Right. I mean, I'm not speaking of Joy, the charter guest. I haven't, haven't met her yet. Right. But I, you know, you can name your kid happy. Have you ever ridden Obituary where someone jumped off a building and their name was happy? I don't think so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It almost sets you up for life to be a good person. Yeah, if you were writing in Obituary about an asshole named happy, there would be this kind of tug of war with the irony there that you're like, I got to be respectful, but my God. So I think if I ever have another kid, I'm going to call him smiley. I'm not going to be like Nick Cannon. I think he named one of his fucking kids like car part or something. Yeah, yeah, stupid like that. Now that kid can be an asshole.

3:03Yeah, piston. Yeah, piston. No, I think he literally called them car parts. No, no, he didn't. Guys, listen, patreon.com slash another podcast network has behind or, you know, I want to stop framing it as behind this wall. You know, this is open. There is no moat. This is just an open door. You can come go to patreon.com. Not you can come in. This you can come in. And this is what we're going to do to start teasing you mother efforts. Yeah, Dylan and I want to grow this goddamn show. And the only way we can do that is if you guys start, I guess not crossing anything, but start helping us out a little bit, you know, throw a little in the hopper for the two of us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so we're going to start teasing you with the stuff, giving you little nibblets of what the others are getting. Yeah, Sheree has many palatons and I've asked for one. And Pat has via Sheree said, no, you can't have them. I said, you don't need five. And he said, it's none of your fucking business. But I do want a rolling machine.

4:05So if you guys could go to patreon.com slash another podcast network. All joking aside, we have Love Is Blind. We're starting summer house there. And yeah, there's lots of fun content coming to the free feed of bad TV. Bachelorette is starting and Rhode Island is coming down the pike. There's a lot of stuff. You've been trying to talk us into doing season three. I'm more and wide. Yeah, yeah, well, there's a lot of fun stuff. But patreon.com slash another podcast network. Donate a little or a little bit more. I got a grisly note from my doctor. We got to talk about this on APS. Oh, wow. Is it bad news? It's not bad news. It's just one of these like. 35 is obviously not elderly. But this is the first kind of fracture in my youth from a medical lens. Like we're talk. No one's ever used the word statin when referencing my health. Oh boy. And that is, anyways, we'll talk about it. I'll tell you this, Dylan. Enjoy the next five years. You hit 40.

5:05It's all down. Fuck me. All right. Kalenzy, young man, what are you? 23? I will be 34 in April. All right. Let's get, I think. I always track my age sometimes. She's as Christ. Yeah, 34. Okay, I forget. Evidently. All right, Maka and the gang. Yeah, that's a name. Come to this boat, which I don't know that we know this boat. What's it called? I forget. Who cares? Oh, did you hear by the way that guy is suing Brava? A meal. Good luck with that one, pal. Do you remember signing that contract that was the size of a phone book? All right, right. It said they can do anything they want to you. Yeah. Well, not sexually assault, but who knows if he was, you know, I mean, what did this guy, can male sea rats get sexually assaulted? I mean, I guess they can, but they're usually, they kind of monopolize the sexual assault. I don't think, wait, I got, maybe I got this story wrong.

6:08I thought he didn't like that he was poor trade as sexually assaulting someone. Oh, really? I could be wrong. Because that's what I was thinking. I was like, I thought you were a creep or something. Anyways, I thought it was a fantastic episode. Alicia's boyfriend. Harrison. We must pray for. I think it's lent right now. This is a holy period. We should light some incense. What did the three wise men murder and what frankinson? Just light whatever for him. Yeah, I wanted to, I wish I warned him. Dating a sea rat. If you're dating a sea rat, your relationship is about as solid as jello. Yeah. Which you can smush right through that shit. Sorry, Harrison. Sorry. Sorry, Harrison. Yeah. So we've got that. We've got Ben. Just in a, I've never really seen this trick pulled.

7:09You okay? I got something. Something there. I've never seen this trick pulled where the dish is offered, right? And they go, can we have some more of that? And then you just take less of the dish, but you cut it into little pieces, and then you give it to them. As a way to try to trick the pan guess into. Ben is firing on all cylinders. And I mean, you know, incompetently, but it's really, really a joy to watch. A few of these characters are doing that same. Oh, yeah, for sure. Mikey is my goodness gracious. Did the lip filler meet the character tonight? They were just in complete unity. It was like super saying for 90 pots. Wow. Okay. I mirror a lot of your knots. Mikey, where did you come from? You got to be little bitch here. Son of a bitch, if you ever did this to me, I'd beat the shit out of you. Oh, but you're not doing it to me. You're doing it to Alicia. So I'm fully enjoying it.

8:11Right, right, right. I had no idea you had this in you. Yeah. So Bravo. Unabashed. He was told to stop gossiping. And what did he do? He ran down the hallway and continued gossiping. I know. My God. It's like trying to tell a bull to stop doing something. They won't even listen. They'll just keep doing it. Yeah. All right, now on to Eddie. I don't know what this man was thinking. Obviously an amateur. He destroyed any chance with any romance with anybody on the boat. No, he did. Why don't you keep your goddamn mouth shut? No, sea rats have the memory of a goldfish. I'll be fine. I don't know. I think it's just he's going to be left to himself in that goddamn goofy haircut. No, no, no. All right, lastly, but we find Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben. Okay. Don't we usually have food awaiting guests when they arrive on the boat? We don't assume that they've had a hearty breakfast that poor. Okay. And even so if they did. Right, right, right. Well, how about some finger foods? And a lot of sushi.

9:11Also, he said it's not my fault they didn't eat breakfast. So I know these are your pots, but I feel a little, I want to apologize for the negligent coverage of last week's meal. We discussed the kind of car crash as all of the meals have been, which was a coconut ceviche with caviar going into, I believe a, a gazpacho and then a salt. It was all over the place, but what I failed to mention was that this was the cowboy dinner. Ben for the cowboy dinner did not serve Tomahawk steaks did not serve fire like char broiled corn, suck attached. Whatever you want. You don't think John Wayne ate caviar? I think John Wayne ate caviar. I don't think the people he was emulating out there on the range ate caviar.

10:11Just it dawned on me after our coverage. What an insane human being this is to serve coconut ceviche on cowboy night. What the fuck are you doing? It's amazing. I've been crying out for this and I think the producers really do listen to the show. We can't have these chefs that are doing a good job anymore. We can't do that. But who could have predicted, chef Ben, the beloved chef, some would say that he may have launched this series with his wit, his cooking awesomeness. That same person would be non-consensually spraying shit on your windshield and then asking you to pay them for it. Have that happen every Wednesday when I'm downtown. Very annoying. Yeah. All right. We're out to my with this. This was a great episode. I mean, I want to say Captain Hotpants got in the mud a little bit talking shit about the charter guests wanting food. God forbid. Yeah. Five-star service. Wow. And they are bitches.

11:12But you know, it's fun. You're paying that much and I do believe they are back to charging these charter guests. Oh, really? I think so. No, listen, no one would be a bigger bitch than us if we went on this charter. True. You know, so I'm all for it. Okay. I enjoy the episode. Um, I think the charter guests are a delight. What are you talking about? All right. Out of your mind. All right. I'm going to give it 14 knots. Hi. Today is brought to you by an amazing sponsor with the best blankets. I used one this morning with my baby girl watching one piece. It's Lola blankets. Lola. It's the best. Lola, uh, they just have simply put the greatest blankets that we've ever encountered in our waking lives. Correct or not? Correct. Uh, absolutely correct. It's like living in a taunt taunt. Lola is our go-to gifts. Uh, if there is a birthday coming up if there is, uh, a celebration really of any kind.

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14:14by joining the James Hardy Alliance today. All right, a lot of meanwhiles at the top. Those are my notes for... Well swives. All right, I'll get us started here. Okay, so we wake up the next morning, and for some reason, if this is off in the case, multiple searats have amnesia. They don't remember what the hell happens on those nights out. Well, no, that's what happens when you black out. Oh, right, right, right. Yeah, yeah, so Eddie doesn't even remember that text exchange going back before. Somehow, I don't know how that works. I'll tell you, you slam back two beers at dinner, maybe a celebratory shot. You pet a feral dog on your way to another bar, start developing a rash, and then you slam back seven more shots of something, get back to the boat, get in the jacuzzi, drink a bottle of wine, you wake up, you have no idea what happened. Hmm, still have that rash though. Can't touch him. Can't touch him. Well, he shares the text exchange with his buddy, Mikey.

15:17Yeah. And Mikey, he quotes a great order. He says, well, maybe she's a quote unquote, free spirit. That's all what you did there, Mikey. Man, here I am thinking he was going to we could go Billy Crystal or Barack Obama, maybe even Socrates or something. Nope, he was talking about himself, a great orator. Yeah. No, you are. You are. I really believe that. But yes, and then you can go ahead now. Okay, yeah. I want to talk about those texts, because that doesn't, forgetting about sending texts, that doesn't pass the mustard for this podcaster. Would that stand up in any core? I'm so blown away that you could be so confused as to how these sea rats blacked out. I mean, these, these texts were sent moments before the drool started to see upon the pillow. Of course, they don't remember this. Did you want to do a judge and defendant kind of?

16:21I got better. Okay. Mr. Eddie. Oh, it's Senator Kennedy. I see here. You texted a woman. Did you quote unquote, wanted to drop huge loads on her face until she looked like ice cream melting? Did I get that straight? All right. Your words not mine. Okay. Fuck. Your words not mine. You know, you've gotten more juvenile in your old age. You think so? Oh, yeah. All right, let's get into the 30th second of the show. We wait to a customary sea rat morning. It's a ritual. It's a kind of hangover to a dissociated point, right? You have a dry mouth and a dry brain. The fluid in your body. It's like SpongeBob on land. But we reminisce through what happened that I before, the guys are talking, the girls are talking. And basically, what happened is that Alicia's boyfriend,

17:25he's in the garage right now. The car is running. Oh, he's. He's taking a tube out of the gas tank. Yeah. Yep, big time. Oh, that's a, you know what? That's a sad way to go. It is. He drives a Tesla though, so it'll be okay. Alicia says that she knows her boyfriend is cool with her flirting with people. Oh, but texting that you can't get someone out of your head might have gone a little bit too far. How about laying next to a guy while you're drinking wine and then calling him babe? Yeah. Where's that sit? Well, also maybe like, if I was a boyfriend, I'd be like, yeah, that stuff's cool. Why did you get like emotionally violent towards the woman that was kissing him that wasn't you? That's a little weird. But Ben is pissed that Eddie got a little smooth from Jenna. Now, I would say to Ben, that's what happens when you act like a bitch. You take the night off. You can't be a poopy pants, you little punk. I think Ben needed that though. He needs that because he needs a reset. He really does. No good deed goes unpunished though, because the fan is out in the oven.

18:27We'll get to that in a second. Oh yeah, I was going to say, Mikey somehow becomes the moral compass on the boat because he feels and needs to remind Alisha multiple times that she's acting like a very bad girlfriend. Yeah, right? Mikey, stay the fuck out. Kindly fuck off. I mean, what is going on? You don't need to like as a man earnestly dress down a woman for how she's a woman you don't know for how she's acting in her role as girlfriend. That's like so bizarre to me. Yeah. You leave it up to Harrison and if he wants to pull his car into a garage and close the door. Which he does and, you know, yeah, that's between them. Starcrossed lovers. All right, so Ben is one of these people that needs to be in a zen environment. I don't know what world he's living in, but he said those words. He said that the delays have been on the discombobulation of the kitchen because of

19:28Ellie. Oh, he did blame that on her. A little bit. Yeah, well, this is a side swipe of Ellie. This is really, I mean, but he did two charters before she ever showed up. How does he explain away that? Mm-hmm. Well, when he was kind of explaining what I took away from it is that him finally getting this kitchen in order was a metaphor for him wanting to get his life in order. Uh-huh. And that oven fan shitting out still in the metaphor was this fiance blowing that dude two weeks before the wedding. Ouch. Metaphors. Yeah. Yeah, this has nothing to do with that. Can you imagine that? Just the sounds. The tonsils screaming for help. And he's like, what is going on? And, you know, $50,000 wedding went good. All right, so we move on to Jenna's first mustache being Eddie.

20:29Jenna is my favorite person on this show. She is totally chill, totally fine. Had a great time with Eddie, right? Little smooch. But the thing about Jenna is that she finds Eddie's blue collar waves disgusting in beneath her. She is a kind of like an aristocratic sea rat. She is disgusted by the poor. She's disgusted by people that work with their hands. But yet she's attracted to that type. Not really. About chef Ben. Well, I can't remember who said this, but if you work with your hands, you're a laborer. If you work with your hands and your mind, your Jesus, your craftsman, if you work with your hands, your heart, and your mind, you're an artist. Wow. Ben, I think, to Jenna, because she's a delusional sea rat who has contempt for the poor, even though she's poor, right?

21:30Things that Ben is an artist, some kind of high flyer. Right. Yeah. Well, look, every rich lady has sex with the bull guy, right? Yeah, come on. They have great abdominal strength. Lug pull in that net through the water. It's a good workout. So we get to the cell phone of it all. And because Eddie was legitimately blacked out, he forgot that he sent a couple of Hail Marys at 3 a.m. One of which said, I would drop her in a second to be an alien with you, which I don't understand. Yeah. I don't know if that's a foreign thing or Kaelin, your mother's a British. Does that make any sense to you? How about a loan? Maybe a misspelling? A loan. Yeah. Did you mean to say a loan? Number one answer. Yeah, I get that straight. Yeah. I would be alien with you. I mean, how could he remember? I don't even know what that means. He meant to say a loan, but the worst, I didn't think that Mikey was going to be such a gossipy bitch

22:30when I wrote this note. But the worst person you could be transparent about this with is Joao. Because Joao is, Joao is a snake in the grass. You can trust no one on this boat. Especially not Joao. Okay. I think you can trust Jenna. I think Jenna would go to the fucking grave with stuff. I love Jenna. Anyways, Joao and Daisy, we once again bring up these edicts that the two of them follow. Oh, that being not banging the crew. Oh, no, no, no. What's especially ironic, especially ironic is that these edicts, while they mean nothing, they're empty. They're kind of like sultines these edicts. They'll break them with each other in a few short weeks. Oh, yeah. It's really, really exciting stuff. I'm looking forward to it. Now they, I believe, I don't know.

23:31We get up to this moment where Alicia overhears Mikey gossiping. Well, and then this was weird. Because then, because I guess she overheard it, Joao then says, you know what, while we're all here, come on over. I think Mikey was the one, I don't know who's, I think Mikey was the one that said sit down. And then we start this Lord of the Flies, you know, a half circle of shame, which was this, there was a moment where I saw Mikey doing this high wire thing where he was like, this isn't appropriate. How am I going to pull this off? And then he just continued doing it anyways. Like, let's sit a female co-worker down and condemn her for being disloyal to her boyfriend while the other two guys said what it's like. In judgment, yeah. What the fuck are you guys doing? By the way, how about your buddy over there, Eddie? Isn't he guilty for taxing a girl that has a boyfriend? Yeah, not stuff. Yeah, come on Mikey. I like you, dude. Alicia flips understandably. And Daisy has to intervene.

24:34Mikey, after being condemned, Alicia screaming at him, Daisy screaming at him, continues to go down the hall and gossip with, I believe Jenna. Yes, it's just really, really, the rumor and the lip filler need to, there's no need for either, Mikey. I would say you're a handsome young man. Let's just cut it out. Now, Daisy did a good job here. You know, she warns them like, cut it out, knock it off. None of your effing business. Right. So, um, we have to take a moment and we have to stop pause and take a breath to get to the pret friendship. Made it. The founders of Pink Magazine are on their way. Mecha and Joy, Mecha has high standards and Joy is the mean one. Um, that's what they said. Now, we'll find out. We'll see, um, I don't, Mecha seems like the one

25:37that's kind of a monster, but excited to crown Queen B. But speaking of B, there's one that's just named B. That's right. I want to just be named a letter. Just call me D. Be much easier at the DMV. Yes, and. How about Starbucks? Your name? D. D. No, D. Yeah, these Starbucks people. My wife, I coached her up. By the way, this is for anybody who frequents places where they need to write your name on a goddamn cop. Or on Bob. Thank you. Don't try and say your name for them to write it on the goddamn bag or cup. My wife used to go, sherry. You should see how confusing that would be for people. I said, say your name is cat. Yeah, that's it. A little flumexed by what are banned with for the horseshit that goes on at Starbucks?

26:38We're immediately accosted with a request for our name. Why do you need my name? I'm going to drive through. Why do you need my name? Does Carl's Jr. ask me what my name is when I'm ordering too much fucking cancerous meat patties? No, it's just a sequential thing. And then we get up and it's the tip thing. It's always the tip thing. What is with this snooty coffee house serving over roasted beans and pink strawberry drinks? I've had enough. I haven't been to Starbucks in 10 years. That's a lie. I haven't been inside of Starbucks in 10 years. That's not true. So you used to go get cake pops with Ellie all the time? No, no, no. Her mother gets her cake pops. All right. Those are good though. Are they? You just eat one. It's so good. Really? You need his one. Do you go in one in one blow or do you? No, you got to just take your time with that. Really? How many bites you take out of a cake pop? Like five.

27:39No, that's crazy. That's way too many bites. I don't think so. Small little bites from you. Wow. I don't even, I don't want to see that. This is a bad show so far, right? I love it. So we get to Mikey and Ellie. Well, I was going to say they want five star service. And I was like, whoa, boy. Daisy's got a really need to put those sigs down for this one. Five bites. I don't fucking cake. That's right. It's crazy. All right, Mikey and Ellie, Mikey is really into Ellie. And he's really encouraged that she likes him too. He's going to be disappointed. Yeah, he is. Ellie is smitten by him as well. No, I'm kidding. He's a tiny little bridge. She wants to not just be with you out, but gestate his seed. So it's a very, very intense thing. She feels very intense. Mikey sits down with his two bosses. He's called to have a little performance review.

28:39And he is reprimanded and says that he needs to make this. Well, they threaten to fire him. They threaten to fire him in no uncertain terms. And Mikey says, I've got to make this work because I've had a string of career opportunities that I have seen falter. And I'm not about to give this one up. Because there's nothing left. There's no other jobs left. He's hit rock bottom. Yep. The only job left is working at Amazon and cleaning the anal beads to get returned. How does remote control get tangled in this thing? You know, I was talking to somebody recently who had knew someone that worked at a factory, in Amazon factory, and said they didn't take their security very seriously. Because they presented this illusion of security, but they didn't have a really robust security there. And I was thinking, well, yeah, you're attempting to go rob a Amazon facility. How I would be struck with confusion.

29:41The second I walked in there, it's just all these boxes. Who knows what that, I don't know where to go. I got, I robbed a factory. I got a bunch of anal beads. Exactly. I got anal beads, aquafore, and cans of diet coke. When I thought I was going to hit a jackpot. When we had a DA and L.A. that decided Jail shouldn't exist. Frequently, we were visited by the, oh, this is very quaint title, porch pirates. Yeah, yeah. And they would regularly just take any Amazon package. It was on there. And boy, did they, when they would open those boxes and just find baby wipes. Yeah, but what a windfall at their homeless encampments. Well, good on the ass though. Oh, I guess so. Yeah, I wouldn't continue to rob you if it was baby wipes and I was a bum, you know. Keep that shit or clean. All right, this is a bad episode, right? Not at all. Okay, thank you. All right, so Mikey goes through his string of careers. Bagley, broadly military. Not sure what happened there.

30:42And then it's just a cavalcade of nonsense. He did yoga. He did human trafficking. He did gray braving. All of them, he was bad at. So now he's landed at Syrat. And this has to fucking work. I think it will. I think he's a great addition to this job. 100%. All right, so we get to a little porch, speaking of porch pirates, porch Syrat. These Syrats go out to sit on a bench. Ellie's asked to go out for a glass of wine, which is well. Why would she think that this was going to be just him and her? She's out of her mind. Okay. Alicia has asked as well now. This is so was daisy. Yeah, yeah, everyone. This is a funny moment with Alicia. Alicia's fatigued. It's been a day. She's been, she's been encircled and shamed. She's had to work all day. It's been a lot. So when Joao says when you come outside, she says, I'm really tired. He says, well, she's going to be wine there. She says, so I do like wine. And that pulls her outside very, very quickly.

31:43And what a better way to put down the rumors in judgment of being an overblertacious girlfriend. Yeah. Then to go outside and lay and rest your head on a male in front of cameras. Mm-hmm. Really. Not stop. Yeah. Harrison, I hope you're okay. Yeah, I hope you're watching the show with his family. Again, light whatever you can for this young man. Okay. Jenna and Alicia get to know one another. And Betul is there too. Betul is not on the show. Not really. Jenna asks her about Eddie and Alicia says it's nothing. I don't say that. But she says to prove to you, I'm going to give you my cell phone. You can read through the text. Okay. Wherein she calls Jenna a safe bet out. And Eddie refers to Jenna as something he would leave to go be an alien for in a second.

32:51So Jenna's not not really thrilled with this. And I wouldn't fault Jenna for you know, she's she's got to pull off a general grievous kind of thing here where she's got an enemy and Ellie. She's got an enemy and Eddie. She's got an enemy and Alicia. And I don't think you know, usually there's this thing where if you're quarreling or have animosity towards numerous people, you have to look inward. I don't think Jenna's done anything wrong. Now these sea rats are just not up to her level. Well, I think she has double-ic here. And I would be hard pressed to believe that she will ever give Eddie any more attention. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I think so. But when you brought this up earlier, I thought you were referring to the total boat. Oh, no. Eddie's going to be fine with Alicia. I think they're going to have babies. I think this opens the door for Ben. Oh, yeah. You, me and Tuscany is a brand new romcom from Will Packer, the guy who produced Girl's Trip. The movie stars Halle Bailey and Reggae Jean Page and has all the ingredients of your favorite romcoms.

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34:54when I a long time ago, I found it under her car seat in a ziplock bag. So I think a lot of women might take it to work with them. Yeah, and get in the comments and let us know. Let's get to the next morning. Mikey continues with the gossip. It's really, really unbelievable stuff from him. But Ben is not getting an oven for another three days. So he's going to have to work around that. This is his redemption moment. We have probably some of the toughest charter guests of all season. He's down in oven. He's let's face facts here. He's been pretty not on his game all season. Give him four ovens. This doesn't matter. This is his Rocky Verstraggo moment. He needs to pull this off if he's ever going to be his old self. And in that battle, Apollo Creed dies. That's at the beginning of the movie. Oh, sorry, I don't know the rock. I'll say this. This is what's funny about the Rockies. He must have written that script just in one day.

35:55It literally has four montages in it in the movies in hour and 20 minutes. Can I say, I'm not the biggest sly guy. I don't really think I've ever really enjoyed anything. All that much with sly. I wouldn't quite put him at a Nick Cage level. Like I just don't want to do Nick Cage stuff. They burn you out. Adaptation's great. But like, you know, people talking about moon struck and stuff. And you put it on and it's just like, I don't need this. I agree with you. I don't need this at all. They burn you out. You know, you get excited about an actor and you're like, you know, I'm going to go see everything they're in. Yeah. And then you start going, I'm going to skip that one. I think if Leo's in another stinker, he's in jeopardy of being another one of those. He's not in stinkers. Look up was a stinker or don't look up. You liked one battle after another, did you? I haven't heard one person say that they enjoyed that. The more I watched it, the more I enjoyed it.

36:57Yeah, that's that's quite a review. Well, it's like every movie this year. I mean, people go nuts about these movies. And it's like, did we forget what a good mood like centers is good at one battle and after another is good. I mean, what are we talking about though? Yeah. My God. We could talk about movies till the cows come home. That's right. But we're not here to talk about this is way more important. That oven's not working. All right. So the oven's not working and he's spiraling already. He's going on. What are we going to do? I know. Shrimp spring roll. And this is becoming his muckeca. This is a problem. Kiko. Kiko. Well, it's not quite as disgusting as a fish soup. But it's an odd thing to come back to time and time again. I think we've had three iterations of the shrimp spring roll at this point. I think we're six episodes into the season. So that's a really good clip.

37:59That's show Hey Otani numbers. Okay. That's really, really impressive. Now, I want to get to the tender tangle. Yes. Because well, first, I think, well, the the charter guests arrive. Oh, yes, sorry. To I think a leaky Lee song or something. The music budget on all these shows is just really popping. And really quickly, I just want to say Daisy's giving them a tour. There's this little trick that she pulls where she says we have VIP twins back here. VIP. That's that's an that's an oxymoron. Okay. Don't try to polish that turret like that to me. Okay. All right. Good catch. Good catch. So anyways, let's get to tendergate. Okay. I watched these episodes with a very, very microscopic keen eye to pick up every little detail. And there's one thing that I really hate about reality TV. And occasionally below deck does

39:02dip their toes into this. Which is stage drama, particularly when they have to dock or they feel the need sometimes to create some kind of unnecessary drama. Because I hate all this stuff that happens on the outside of the boat. What happens takes place in that galley when the guests are pissed. All the Tom Foolery that takes place with just the sea rats is good enough. So we have the lines get tangled of the tenders. Oh my god, we might lose one of those goddamn things. Yeah. How did I go pro? Get attached to the back of one of the tenders. Yeah. At the perfect angle to be facing towards the boat that they're tracking. Interesting. And be turned on simultaneously. Oh well, interesting. That's, wow, what a, they must have fallen over at their good luck in their good fortune that they were able to get that shot. Yeah, because that's one of those things where like, you know, you always have to wipe down

40:02the back of the toilets, right? Nobody's looking back there. But no, it's a sign of, it's a sign of, you know, professionalism. They always have to turn the GoPro's on that are fixed to the back of the tender. And what they constantly get this footage, we can't even use this. But today is the reason why you do it. Got you. No, I'm with you. I mean, this was contrived or shit, huh? Quite a bit. No more of this. Don't do it. All right, so Daisy heads in and tells Ben that they want food. And I want to apologize to absolutely no one for calling them bitches. Now, we'll see next week. Did you see the trailer for next week? Okay, unfucking believable. If you don't think that that was a gigantic tease of them telling him after he panics that he actually did an amazing meal, then you're a fool.

41:03Oh, I think no, I think it was real. You think they're going to tell him they did not, he did not meet their standards? Yeah, I think so. How could it be anything else? He's horrible. He did something really smart here, though, which we haven't seen a chef do in a while, which is do not take any chances. Ben sit down with the primary and create that menu with her. I mean, dude, he's sitting now with her. And she's like, what's a dessert that you know we can't say no to? And he says, uh, I don't know, apple pie. The fuck are you talking about? I thought she said name a dessert that you do the best or we can't not like. All right, well, we'll see. All right, listen, they've been demanding, but thus far, again, we would be even more demanding. Yeah, the reason why is I don't have a problem with any of their requests. Me neither, but they're, Jenna brings it up at the at the beach picnic. She goes, I can't get a read on Mecca. She just seems miserable about everything. It's a good point. All right, so we're immediately hungry and it's probably around noon.

42:07Daisy goes, thank you for letting me know that you're hungry. How about waiting two hours or something like that? They go, no, that's not going to work. So please bring some food up. And when she tells Ben they want food, he jabs back a little bit at her. But Daisy, Daisy gets to eight or nine so quickly. It's nuts. Am I wrong? Well, I would too because she's the face of service. And if you don't like conflict, uh, she's the one that has to deal with it. He doesn't. He gets to hide down there. Yeah, it's so nuts, but they throw some shrimp spring rolls in. And uh, all is going well. The only problem is that they gave this group of what eight women, um, 10 spring rolls maybe. I wish it was that many. I thought I saw like six. Six? Yeah. So they're going to need more. And we say this a lot, but I'm really, I'm, I'm, I'm fatigued by the gas lighting

43:09of people saying that this is an incredible vacation. They brought up six spring rolls and there's no protestation in the beginning because obviously you're going to bring up more, right? And then no, you come to find no, that was it. That's all they planned on doing. That was the food you asked for. Am I crazy, Dylan? Or in the past, have chefs prepared? Of course. Okay. Always. There's canapes, charcuterie, fruit, always. And this is the only boat that's ever had a sous chef. We've had chefs that work alone and still do this. I know. It's bananas. So, um, it's beach picnic time. And Ben's just got such a, despite not having anything ready for them, he is just so put upon by this request to get them food. It's just insane. He's such a diva this guy. It's crazy. We get ready for the beach picnic. And but tool, who's not on the show,

44:11gives us another she read history. Yeah, no, we get it. Yeah. Yeah, we're good. Yeah. Uh, picnic set up. And then, uh, Eddie apologized to the Jenna. Uh, I don't think she really accepted it. She doesn't care. I don't think she gives it. Which is the worst that someone can be. Yeah. Like, when someone could care less about you. Yeah. It's Amanda, Amanda being. Yeah, Amanda being asked about Kyle's cheating. Yeah, I don't give a shit. Who knows? Maybe. Not sure. But yeah, next week, we'll find out whether or not Ben, you don't want to talk about this lunch, by the way. Do you have any thoughts on it? I didn't really. I think it that good of a look. They seem to like it quite a bit. Just seems like your regular, you know, back of roadie. Pasta salad. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. No, there was a Caesar. Yeah, a little Caesar.

45:15Yeah. Yeah, the thing about, and I don't know, it's getting exhausting to the audience at this point. But it's, it's an important reminder once again, this is not a good vacation. This is not worth the money, okay? So you're going to a beach picnic. And if you had gone to, let's say, let's do this. So what does this vacation cost? 40 grand, 50 grand? Yeah. So let's spend $10,000. Maybe even 15 at a really nice resort. You're going to be weighted on hand and foot. You're going to be handed warm towels between bites. But rather, you've subjected yourself to blackout drunks who do not remember what they're doing. Then I probably previously, they're sweating out vodka, and you're being served warm, man-hazy pasta salad that is shrink wrapped and sweating, okay?

46:17Don't go on these vacations, but continue to, because we love this show. Oh, yeah. Get in the comments. Let us know what you thought about the episode. And until next time, I'm a villain saying goodbye, Pat, say goodbye. Bye, guys. See you later. See you. You might not be able to drop everything in Book of Ticket to Italy, but you can go to the theater on April 10th for you, me, and Tuscany. Will Packer, the guy who produced Girl's Trip, brings us a brand new rom-com with all the ingredients of your favorite classics, heart, huge labs, and sizzling chemistry, set in the enchanting vineyards of Tuscany. You, me and Tuscany is the escape we've all been waiting for.

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