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1:01California Governor Gavin Newsom says he regrets calling Israel in a Parthide state. Unless it polls well and you agree with it, then yeah, he said that and he is proud of it. Javon Evans in the house right now, from Turning Point USA, comedian Jesse Payton in the house right now, from... Where are you from? Where are you from? But you put that microphone in front of you. Get this. Oh, yeah, I'm looking up there. Well, I tell people all the time, Kitty. We should have done this. When I'm on the road, I tell everybody I said, I grew up on the mean streets of West Houston, and that works. It makes me sound tough on the road. It doesn't really work well in Houston, because people are like, Dude, you're from Katie. That's right. Yeah, your hood is a woman's name. And I'm like, well, it identifies as a hardcore street gangster. You two actually have a lot in common, even though you're like a filthy, foul mouthed comedian. What? And you're a conservative thought leader for young Americans and Christians. You're for... You went to prison and you're from upstate New York. So you guys have the same thing.

2:02It's really the same thing. Yeah, very similar New York prison. It's a... That's... I escaped nearly five years ago now, and I like to say that I actually broke out of it. That's true. That's amazing. Yeah, we both... Yeah, we both were around a lot of minorities. That's correct. Yes. That's what my name is. And now one of them is running New York City. That's true. What do you guys think about that? We have a Muslim in charge. Have you spent a lot of time in the city, or have you... Yeah, I mean, you know, from my youth, and even when I came back, you ticked the train, the LWR from Long Island, into the city. And I reckon we probably won't do that as much anymore. I mean, this administration is literally allowed for the media to essentially cover up terrorist attacks. Remember, just a couple of weeks ago, the Muslim terrorists, they were extremists. Their bomb failed. And what did the CNN say? Oh, two-board Pennsylvania Juveniles. That's what I was like. And I'm like, wait, wait, wait, why are we not calling them terrorists? You're like, what? What's going on with this? You're from Long Island. You're not from upstate New York. Same difference. It's quite a different now.

3:03It's actually extremely different. Upstate New York is Canada. Yeah. That's right. And New York is the city in Long Island. And you guys have... You put pepper on your food, whereas they just eat mashed potatoes. And sadness. That's what they have there. It's a very gray matter of a plate. And what is prison food like? It's tremendous, man. It's a lot of bananas and rice. I've been dating a woman who's an investigator in Fort Bend County. And she tells me that she's just elicited the jail calls a lot. She listens to sex predators and human traffickers. And the thing that always surprises her is that they always say, oh, the chicken's good. How's jail? The chicken's good. The chicken's good. We need to change that. I can't. I can't have good chicken. Wait, she gets to eavesdrop on prison conversations about sexually explicit things. Are they hiring? Somebody's failing, Kenny. I need a new job. You can do that, Jesse. You can get paid to do it. They're like, who is this guy huffing in the background? You're allowed to listen to everything except the calls with their lawyers.

4:07I think this is a common mistake people make. Because you're in jail. You're allowed to talk to your lawyer on the phone. And then when you're done, you call your mom. Right. And what people don't realize is, well, that's not. You don't have attorney, privacy privileges, whatever that's called. A client privilege. You, they can listen to that. If you tell your mom, yeah, hey, there's a bunch of crack hidden under my bed. Well, good news. Now the state of Texas knows about the crack. Yeah. And they're going to get you. Yeah. You ever been arrested for anything, Javon? No. And I hope to keep it that way, though. This morning, I thought I was well on my way when I smacked the parking pole with my roof set folded. I was like, wait, what am I getting in trouble for? I asked for forgiveness, not permission. That's, that's wild though. There's a, there's a, a blonde-haired blue-eyed white boy in here who's an ex-con. And then the brown dude named Javon, squeaky clean. Welcome to conservative talk radio with Kenny Webster. That's true. We like to break stereotypes here. We hate stereotypes on this radio show. That's why we were so excited to learn this week that a man with no arms and no legs,

5:12who's also a murder suspect because you could do anything if you put your mind to it, has a YouTube channel showcasing his blaster skills. We talked about this on the show yesterday, but how do you not have this conversation more than one day in a row? I don't even understand. If you have no arms and no legs, how do you even shoot a gun? Let me put this up on the screen so everyone can see. There is an answer to this question. And Jesse, you're a comedian. What are all the cliche jokes? Go ahead. Yeah, I can't, I want to give my finger on it. I had an argument for this, but I don't have a leg to stand on. That's true. How does he cock the hammer? I'm just saying. He was arrested, but weirdly, there were no fingerprints on the gun. Yes, I don't, they do write themselves. Anyway, that crime caused him an arm and a leg. He shouldn't have done it. It turns out the guy was quite the gun official, and if you're his legal team, that's a tough one because, you know, that could have been your legal argument.

6:13It's like, well, this guy doesn't know how to use a gun. You can't arrest him. He has no arms and no legs, but he has a video on the internet where he's shooting guns. Oh, yeah. If not for that YouTube video, if I were his lawyer, I'd be jumping for joy. Obviously, he wouldn't be jumping with me. But the point is that football. That's it. Javons in the house. I love it. I love it. It's wild about the killer, though. Is the guy with no arms and no legs is literally a professional cornhole player. I was like, what is he, the board? You know what it is. I open your mouth. I think what it is, he has a sponsor. She has endorsements. So what that means is you don't necessarily have to be good. Right. People just have to want to watch you. True. It's like midget wrestling. You don't have to be the best wrestler. It's a little guy in a wrestling ring and thrown around. So I could do porn. That's exactly what that means. It is interesting to have Javon here because you're a very clean cut.

7:14And Jesse is one of the dirtiest comics in Texas. What? What? I didn't know you saw my STD results on the hip. No, this is not good, Kenny. Javon, you have to deal with talking to people from all walks of life. And how would you convince a young man like Jesse to clean up his life and try to go straight? What would you do? Well, out of every avenue you want to look at, whether it's you want to do better for your country, or you just want to have more success in life. I think the most or the easiest way to get people to get cleaner and live a better life is to say come to Christ. Seriously, and I see that in the youth today. One reason why Gen Z is often touted is one of the most conservative, if not the most conservative youth generation. And working with high schoolers through Turning Point USA's Club America, I think I can agree to that point. But it's because a lot of them are coming to God. And they're not going to like this lukewarm kind of hippie Christianity. They want reverence. They want respect. Like they're, they're hardcore Christians.

8:15So I think if you want to clean up, if you want to be successful, you want to be more faithful, your first step is coming to Christ. Jesse, are you ready to, uh, This doesn't feel like a radio show feels like an intervention. I feel like I'm not in a studio right now. What I see is a room full of people who really love me. This is very welcoming. I didn't, I didn't realize this microphone was a call to alter, but while I'm here, yes, great job, Gemini. But you actually are very clean. You don't drink alcohol. You don't use drugs. Yeah. Yeah. You're your whole secret. Your image is that you're this like bad guy or bad guy. Yeah. I got these tattoos and muscles because I can't fight. That's it. I can't take a punch. So I want people to think I'm tough. But actually, you know, you never use drugs. You don't drink alcohol. Never. You have the image that you look like a heavy metal singer, but actually you live life like a choir boy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like to kiss on the lips too. I don't know what that means. Ladies, follow me. Jesse is funny. I was going to do that. But Jesse as hung was taken. Ah. Right. So we're supposed to live within our income.

9:17So we can afford to pay taxes to a government. They can't live within its income. Yeah. That. Kenny Webster's pursuit of happiness. When you really need care, you need 24-7 access to a care team. Not a maze of paperwork from a third party. Every day, America's hospitals and health systems show up for you. Navigating healthcare can feel overwhelming. But you can count on real doctors, real nurses, real people, providing quality around the clock care when you need it most. They're in your corner, in communities across America. Your neighbors, your lifelines, right beside you, holding your hand and helping find answers. That's what putting patients first actually means. Learn more at strengthinhealthcare.org. Brought to you by the Coalition to Strength in America's Healthcare. Welcome back, friends. Apparently an Austrian man shoved balloons in his nose. In his nose, Jesse, to set a world record. It was the record for least hugs received as a child. Because why else would you do that? Get to the top of. Is that the only Austrian I know?

10:19I think you know it's one other Austrian. Oh, yeah. He was a liberal arts student who loves socialism. Ah, Eva's man. Yeah, that's right. That's the guy. You've heard of him. We're here right now. If you're just turning on your radio, comedian Jesse Payton in the building. He and I are a Queen's Casino in Baton Rouge. Thursday night with Steve Johnson, Friday and Saturday night. We're at Cork, Martini Bar in Metri. That's going to be a lot of fun. Also in the building right now, Javon Evans is here. Regional director for Turning Point USA, Club America in Southeast Texas. And it is still technically spring break time. Fox News set somebody out to go interview spring breakers. And it's a little bleak. I want to get everybody's reaction to this. This is what young people think about the news. What have you heard that Donald Trump has been doing recently? Gulf of America. That's the last thing I kept up with. We're going to war with Iraq. That's been crazy. What are you doing, Columbia? You got to look around. I don't f**king talk, but I f**king do.

11:19He's like trying to sue those people for making jokes about him. 600 times! You must be happy. I'm very happy. Yeah, your tola is dead. What? Who? What? What is that? What the f**k is Io tola? I have never heard that word in my life. Lewis. What's Io tola? I haven't heard. I had found out about Chuck Norse yesterday. I was more devastating to me. He was the supreme leader of Iran. He's dead? Oh, he honest. We killed him. You did? You killed him? Johnny! Whoa! If you were in charge, how would you take on Iran? Yeah, all my girls and we would all start putting belt to f**king on them. We get a bunch of girls in bikini who make a run across the battlefield. All the guys are distracted. We all run in. Look at him in his eyes, I guess. He's flirt with him. I'd blow him up. I don't know enough about it, but I would probably wipe it out. Drop a bomb. Baby, bomb the f**k out of him. I would bomb the f**k out of him. That is just part of the word about Venezuela. Venezuela?

12:19Nothing? I'm not sure. I barely know what will be going on in Tennessee where I'm from. That they beat us in the world, baseball, classic. Have you heard of anything else? No. Nothing. I have heard nothing about Venezuela. You know, honestly, I... I don't want to pause right here. You know, I know and heard anything about Venezuela in the social zeitgeist of stupid people, because it all happened in one night. You went to bed. We woke up. We had Maduro already. Before I get Jesse's take on this, Javon, these are not the kind of young people that you're encountering. These people don't... No, not a single one of those kids are in a turning point chapter. At least not in this state, because I think that's in Florida or something, but no. A lot of the students that we have in turning point USA is called America and in the college chapters are a lot more knowledgeable in certain global political affairs, but, you know, to that same point, I think that video as crude as it might be is fairly representative of this resurgence in patriotism in this country. You know, that girl said it best herself.

13:20Just bomb them. Yeah. That's a lot of turning into a one more parking lot. Believe it or not. I really liked that blonde girl in the video. I know. You know, that's hard to believe, Jesse. Me too. Yeah. Really? Yeah. I got love stupid chicks. Why is that, Jesse? Oh, they're a sure thing, Kate. Yeah. You know, a sure thing to have a fun evening at this. Absolutely. Of course, that's what you meant by that. Wow. Yeah. No, I get it. Does it lower your faith in human? Do you feel better about yourself? I've never felt... It's just like when I go to Walmart, I was like, my self-esteem is never higher than when I see everybody at Walmart because, you know, it's like, hey, look at this lady with lipstick in her mustache. Like, I feel fantastic about my place on this planet. I've never had a lipstick in my mustache, but pretty soon we will have tampons in the men's rooms at Baltimore Ravens Games. And you're probably thinking, what? How bad their team is? No, they're passing a law right now. It hasn't passed yet, but it's my understanding it's got the votes.

14:21In the state of Maryland, it's not Baltimore, it's a city there, obviously. Here is delegate, Kathy Zaliga, I guess it's how you say your name, and they're really excited to give men tampons. It will be legally required in all public bathrooms. Menstrual hygiene products means appropriately sized tampons. What are appropriately sized tampons? For a man. What are appropriately sized tampons for a man? Should I see if you want to go first? I don't know, but I feel like the tampon could be... There should be a run-in-shoot brand tampon right there. I don't know what that means. Javon, do you ever have a turning point in USA meetings, do young men ever complain? There's no tampons. You know, not to my knowledge, no. And I think if you ask them, I just don't think there's an answer on what a male-sized tampon is. It's crazy though, 2020 into like 21, even like sprinkles of 22, we were on our way to this nationwide. I mean, they were really... The left was trying to normalize this sort of zero common sense.

15:22You barely have a brainstem rhetoric. And I'm so happy that we did like a full 180 from it and kind of forced the Overton window wide open because the fact that there are any Democrats anywhere in the country still trying to cling on to this. I think, Javon, I hate to give you your black pill moment. I think woke might be coming back. He's a NASCAR truck driver who recently got suspended indefinitely for doing a gay voice on a podcast or a stream. They were trading cars and he did a voice where he was like, eh, and this is how you talk. And he was... You know, that's it. And he had to issue a public apology. He lost his sponsorship for this. And now we learn not only that Baltimore is going to have tampons back in the men's rooms, but they just had a special election in Florida. The state representative for the part of Florida where Mar-a-Lago is. Did you see this? I did see it. Democrat one. And this is a place where a Democrat never wins. Yeah. Is this foreshadowing in November? It's rough, right?

16:23Because historically midterms in any race should tell us that whatever party was in charge after presidential election is going to lose. However, I especially think in Florida, because if you looked at Virginia after Abigail Spanburgers win, we won a red district that in special election that we were going to win anyways by I think plus eight, but we ended up winning by like plus 15. So I in Florida, I think that truthfully just is lazy, Floridian conservatives that will not get up and get out the vote. This has always been a problem with their Republican party. For whatever reason, Republicans do not like getting up and voting in midterms. I think it's a problem. I think it's a problem here in Texas and Texan Republicans don't like to act until we're at the point we're about to cross the line to no return. And then everyone gets up and they start voting again. Democrats like to vote and everything. I don't understand why conservatives aren't the same way. It's a good question. Jesse, where does the male tampon go?

17:23It's I don't know why they're making such a stink about the Baltimore Ravens doing it in the men's room because the cowboys have had them in the locker room for years. Sure. I think it was the sponsor by tampon tampax, right? That's it. Most important advertisers for a while. I do remember there's this was a controversy years ago in Houston, our mayor. It used to be a niece parker wanted to have gender neutral bathrooms. And so they did a vote about this. So let's should trans get to use the bathroom with little girls overwhelmingly voted. No. And this was our former mayor and East Parker was trying to do this was a lesbian who won by a big majority in the city. And then the same people that elected are a lot of like black religious Christian Democrats who elected and put her into office said, Lesbian mayor fine, trainees in the bathroom with little girls. No. And she accused them all of being homophobic. They elected you. These are the same people now. Now she's running for county judge in Harris County. A lot of people think she's going to win. I guess that's my next question.

18:23Javani's woke back. Look, I think that with anything like Trump's sizeable win, right? By modern standards with the Electoral College, that was a landslide. They got all the swing votes. Of course, the leftists are nervous of course, because they saw that they're losing young men. They are. I'm sorry. They lost young men. They don't want to lose young women too. They're losing the youth vote. So they're going to fight back. I, I just don't know because at the end of the day, it's important to remember. And I think this was really, this is going to be really big for the midterms. Twitter isn't always reality. Twitter isn't always. Yeah. That's very true. Yeah. The algorithm shows you what it thinks you want to see. Not what happened in reality. And it wants you, like you said before, it wants you to fight. It wants you to argue in the comments because that any type of rhetoric or talk in the Twitter replies is good for the company as a whole. So if woke is back, I only see it with the boomers. I don't see it with the youth. Interesting question. Jesse is woke back. Absolutely. It is. It's that mad.

19:23Yeah. These racists not see fascists. We've got to go. You paid-o protectors. It's got to stop. Are you saying that so you can get some kind of endorsement deal or something like that? Yeah. It's a Pfizer if you're listening. The only thing that hurts more than paying taxes? Not paying taxes. Kenny Webster's pursuit of happiness. When you really need care, you need 24-7 access to a care team, not a maze of paperwork from a third party. Every day, America's hospitals and health systems show up for you, navigating healthcare and fuel overwhelming. But you can count on real doctors, real nurses, real people, providing quality around the clock care when you need it most. They're in your corner. In communities across America, your neighbors, your lifelines, right beside you, holding your hand and helping find answers. That's what putting patients first actually means. Learn more at strengthinhealthcare.org. Brought to you by the Coalition to Strength in America's Healthcare.

20:32Thanks, but he doesn't want you to talk about politics. I don't know. I'm really sure I've ever heard him talk about politics before. I think he's more interested in selling kiss action figures. Jesse, how many action figures do you own? I googled kiss action figures, and you have to put those words in proper order. That's just a weird rabbit. That's right. Yeah. Chivon, what do you think about celebrities getting political? Almost always it distracts from the point of whatever they're trying to do. Exactly. But always anytime you have someone in Hollywood make a political statement, it ends up becoming the dumbest brain rot you've ever heard in your entire life. They just need to stop. Look, just like how when LeBron got mad all those years back, because people were like, can you just shut up and dribble the dang ball like, can you just shut up and act in front of the camera, please? I don't care about your lunacy and your most wild leftist take that would make even Kamala Harris cringe a little bit. It's insane. They just need to stop. It's also weird how if there's a politics, if there's a celebrity who's apolitical or

21:33centrist, or even their thing is just that they're a Christian, they get lumped in with the conservatives like Gwen Stefani now, the former lead singer of no, I guess she's the current lead singer. No doubt is being called MAGA Barbie because she uses a Catholic prayer app, but she doesn't talk about MAGA or Trump or anything like that. It's silly and read Morgan Wallen was accused of the same thing. Of course, I think he did say something controversial if I'm not mistaken. He said my favorite word. No, he didn't. Actually, now since we're on the topic of race, I do want to talk about something I just noticed. There is an ice agent and he happens to be black. They're all at the airports right now. You guys have seen this. This treat, this tweet went recently went viral. Look at this. Three million people have seen this tweet. If you're listening on the radio, we're looking at a tweet that says, seeing black ice agents doesn't sit right with my spirit. The comments are all people saying, is this person woke or are they racist? Let me put this up on the screen here. Yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes.

22:33This is all what he's saying. It's not, it's not or. It's not or. I don't understand it. You know what they say, racism, 98% of racism comes from the father, you know, in the household, which is, I guess the reason black people can't be racist. Right. Sorry. I guess you'd be right to get your reaction here. You have a little experience with this. You are a POC conservative from the upper north east and that's kind of like, I don't know, being a gay guy from Iran, basically, that's very controversial, right? Apparently, it's like the worst thing ever left this. I've heard it all, Uncle Tom, this, that, the other race trader, look, there is nothing more racist than a leftist. This is the same exact idea as when my former governor, Kathy Hokel said that we can't have voter ID in New York State because black people don't know how to use computers to get an ID. I forgot about that. The thing they normally say is just that it's the racism of low expectations, the same black people.

23:34Really, it's about getting non-citizens to vote, but it's almost kind of like they're dumping it on the black people are like, well, this black guy can't get an ID. Do you know any black people that don't have an ID? I still have yet to meet one. Everyone that gets pulled over, maybe that's the crew right there. Yeah, no, but like, it's very, very, very racist for any time left this opens up their mouth. It's like the worst thing you've ever heard. It's just insane. And even with this tweet right here, what did it say, like I don't know how to feel about it or whatever. It doesn't sit right with my spirit. It's a black Democrat who quotes Nelson Mandela and then he says, seeing black ICE agents doesn't sit right with my spirit. Listen, listen, here's the thing, requiring ID isn't to vote is not racist, okay? If we were going to be racist when you vote, we would do a credit check, right?

24:37Jesse, when you're voting, do you ever feel uncomfortable when they asked to see your ID? I can't vote, I'm a felon, kiddie, you know that. And I feel like, I feel like, get your favorite thing is to bring me on the right here and then talk about it. And then you give me these off the backboard layups, like, hey, Jesse, when you vote, you know when you're at a voting booth because you've been there. Hey, Jesse, you know when you're in line after commentary on the weight of the wreck yard after prison, thank you, kiddie, for bringing me here as your best friend to drag me across the goals. I've always wondered if you're in jail, how do you get money in your commissary? What do you do? You get a fat white girl to be a pen pal, they're stupid. And then they'll send you money because, you know, if you can't get a black dude in the free world, you can get a white dude in the pen. Fat girls have been doing it for years. All right. I'll stop. Chavanna, you didn't realize you were getting into this today when you came here. You've never been arrested before.

25:37Do you even know what commissary is? It was the one. We got a brown head. What kind of brown head you called? You know what it is, right? It's just basically the money that you got there. Yeah, you know about jail. You've read books. Feel like we have to tap out at some point here on this show. All right. What else did we want to do today? Jamie Pritzker. This is awkward. Do you guys like Pritzker's been losing a lot of weight lately? The governor of Illinois, someone say he's like the junior mayor of Chicago, though there's nothing junior about this guy. He's all over the news this week. And you'd think it would be because his brother, the billionaire, mentioned multiple times in the Epstein files, just step down as the CEO of Hyatt hotels. Nope. That has nothing to do with this. It's because a girl at Boyle University in Chicago got murdered by a by a by a multiple released illegal immigrant in a relatively nice part of town right by the lake, right by

26:41an affluent university. And now this old video of JB Pritzker has gone viral where he's walking around that neighborhood two years ago, talking about how great it is here on the south side early morning. Lots of runners coming by on the lakefront path. Front trail. Absolutely gorgeous. Walking around here was literally where she got murdered on the south lakefront trail south side. It's not gorgeous. Look at that. He's farther south than her. And he what shocks me so much about this video is that JB Pritzker runs, I wouldn't have expected that. Oh, no, no. I didn't know that he could. Yeah. I mean, is he? Well, he's just kind of he's sort of just sort of trudging along here. Have you ever been to Illinois? You've been, you know, about zany as you've been to Chicago, of course, it's a rough town, right? Yeah, it is. I, yeah, I did edibles up there. So for the first time ever. So I didn't remember much. What was that? What was that like? You're not a drug case.

27:41I'm not. And, you know, I mean, I bought weed before, but this was the first time I bought weed and got a receipt. That was crazy, Kenny. I was like, this feels like evidence and I threw it in the trash and it blew up like an inspector gadget. No, but I was, I didn't, I didn't really like, I didn't like Chicago, Rosema was a little better. It's a bit, but the, the, the, the, the edibles made it tolerable, especially for a sober guy. But going to Rosema is like going to the woodlands and saying you're in Houston. It's, it's like going to good to hold on, Kenny. I'm from Katie. You watch. You watch your dang mouth. I mean, that is what it's like, right? Yeah, I represent Houston, but I went to Katie, but I, I'm three loops away from, you know, yeah. Uh, JB Pritzker is trying to lose weight now. Javan, you think he's going to run for governor? All right, he's going to run for president. I mean, well, like we said before, he can't actually. Run. But yeah, I guess I could attempt to jog for governor or president at this point. Uh, I don't know. I got to think they just put him on stage to make Gavin Newsom look better. Yeah. I think so too. And the, and the latest with Gavin Newsom, if you guys seen this, Gavin Newsom is trying

28:42to compare himself to a famous movie character. And you would think famous movie character, what like, you know, some handsome guy, American psycho. That's what he reminds me of. Do you, do you know about this Christian bail in American side? Oh, no, I didn't. I'll be crap. I nailed it. I was trying to kill time while I looked for the image, but you guessed it perfectly. Wow. I really think that's who he looks like. Well, I've always thought he acts like him too. Um, is the California Psycha, where if there those you listening to us on the radio, we're looking at a screenshot from Gavin Newsom's Twitter account that went and got put on the New York Post cover, obviously. And Gavin says for so many years, people have been saying, I look like Patrick Bateman, it's not why they compare you to. It's because you seem like a guy who probably has a dead body in your trunk. Yeah. And you would look at yourself with a mirror flexing while you, well, we're, you know, pegging another dude or however you do this sex thing. Sorry. It is kind of, I don't know what pegging means. I've never heard that term before. What? Like, you mean like on a bicycle, like BMXC with his butt?

29:42Yeah. Yeah. Well, in that case, Jesse, I'll peg you later, I don't like it. I, I think what's so odd about all this to me is they say, JB Pritzker and Gavin Newsom are both going to run for president in 2028. Chavon, don't Democrats hate rich white guys. How could those be the candidates? Well, because they love what they hate. Look, the Democrats are very aware that Kamala Harris didn't work and that Biden couldn't work for a second time because frankly, he wasn't even the president. He was the White House's house plant. But look, they're going to run Gavin because he's a little bit younger. At least he doesn't look like JB Pritzker. And you can make the argument, yeah, he's the governor of the largest state economy in of all the United States. The problem with that is on the campaign trail, he's going to have to defend his record as governor of California. The state that is so dirty, San Francisco developer some years back made a poop map. So when you were walking to work, you would step just going, yeah, that's a real thing.

30:45That's a real thing. Let me say something from a stupid person standpoint because I feel like I represent a lot of voters because we're dumped. That's okay. The audience will identify with that. Exactly. So guys, this is my thing is that the point to your point that you're going to be in charge of the entire country. I'm going to look at what your body of work is, which is California. And I don't want my country to look like that. So I think that's a pretty safe bet. And I don't know how simpler it could be to campaign against him than to just say, hey, is this what you want? Texas and Florida and you are even the swing states that are that are close to look like. Do you want it to be California? There's a reason people are fleeing your place because it sucks. And one more, one more quickie before we get out of here, Jesse and Javan, California just canceled a gubernatorial debate because there wasn't enough diversity in the candidates. They were all rich white people. Whose fault is that? Come on. That's right. Yeah. That's so crazy. This already has become there is more diversity in this room right now than there is the Kale. Javan, people want to get linked up with you and turning point USA and Southeast Texas.

31:50What do they do? Go on Instagram, follow me, Javan T Evans, shoot me a DM, I'll help you or go to Club America, turning point US or tip USA dot com. If you are a high school student or the parent of a high school student and you want to get more involved and help take this country back from Gavin Newsom and the crazy leftist, star a club America chapter in your high school at your church with your homeschool co-op. I will help you do it and we will save America. I'm Jesse Payton. One more cookie for me. Where are we? Where are we at this weekend? Thursday Friday and Saturday. Tomorrow night, we're going to be at Baton Rouge at the Queen Casino. Guys, come out. This will be the best show to hit Baton Rouge in years. Me and Kenny doing couples therapy, a relationship comedy show with Steve Johnson, who's going to be doing a guest appearance. Guys, these are very rare where Steve makes it out. But me and Kenny are going to be out there doing the comedy. Steve's going to be hosting Queen Casino Baton Rouge Thursday night, March 26th, APM, a relationship comedy show. Friday and Saturday, we're going to be in Metery, Louisiana, y'all. We're going to be at the cork wine in Martini Bar, where we've sold this venue out every single time we've been there. We've had to add extra shows. So now we're doing two nights Friday and Saturday, tickets are almost completely sold out.

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