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SPRING BREAK BUST: Jeff and Juliette

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Jeff's daughter, Juliette, is in Miami for Spring Break. He can't get ahold of her. So, he asked if we could help...

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SPRING BREAK BUST: Jeff and Juliette

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3:02Hey, guys. So I'm calling because I honestly just need some peace of mind right now. My daughter is down in Miami for spring break, visiting her friend who goes to a UN, the University of Miami down there. And I'm just really worried about her. Her mom, my ex-wife, was the one who let her go. And I told her, I thought it was a bad idea at the time. Like my daughter's a good kid, but she can get a little out of control. Like she parties. I think she drinks way too much for someone her age. Her mother, of course, is oblivious. And Miami, obviously, you know, it's a party town during spring break. It just feels like there are a lot of volatile elements there. It's a disaster waiting to happen. So I've been crying. Are you sure you want to know? Are you sure you want to know? I feel like, you know, her mom's the one who can like bury her head in the sand. I want to be responsible to that here. And so like I try to call her, I try to text her,

4:05but I'm barely hearing anything back. And the stuff I do see, the pictures that I see on, you know, whatever social media I can track her down on, it looks like nightclub chaos, like party theme. Yeah, spring break. Yeah, spring break, I am here. I'm in Miami trick. We're looking for who she thinks. Like Miami, like the OG of spring break towns, too. I'm in Miami trick. Well, it's not my job as a dad to, like, just hope she's going crazy down in Miami. She's not even 21. I don't even know how she's getting into the places that she's getting into. She has a fake ID. I'm in Miami trick. Look, I'm trying not to be overbearing here. I just, I want to be a good dad. I want to make sure she's safe and not doing anything stupid. And the things are getting crazy down there. I want to know, because I'm not, I'm not about going back to her mom with, and I told you so. Like, look, this is exactly the kind of thing I was worried about that you, you know, you said, what the going to happen.

5:05So look, if you guys can check in on her and see what she's up to, I would, I would really appreciate it. Well, I can say it's a dad right now, dad to dad. And my, my, I have a son who's on spring break right now. And it makes me sick when I think about what could possibly be happening. And I've seen pictures already of like, you know, shotgunning beers and stuff like that. I'm like, oh, but that's what you do, man. That's what you do. So we will call your daughter and ask her to be a reporter for us. Um, what is her name, Jeff? Her name is Juliet. Okay. So be prepared. I mean, it is spring break, right? So it's so funny, because I have a totally different feeling now that I have kids that are on spring break versus when we were doing this 10 years ago. Yeah. Well, yeah, dad with a daughter too. This hurts all of our hearts. Okay. We'll get her on the phone. You got to give us a minute. We'll get her on the phone, ask her to be a reporter for us and give us the vibe of what's going on in Miami for spring break. So we'll take a quick break. We'll come back spring break. Bust continues next to John Jane rich. I'm in Miami trick. John rich. Stank going out like a sucking away.

6:06All right. We're in the middle of spring break. Bust. You got Jeff. He's a dad. What the check on on his daughter, Juliet, who's at the University of Miami spring break party. And right now, she's with some friends down there. And his acts let her go. And you're a little concerned, right Jeff? Yeah, more than a little concerned from what I've seen from her pictures, it looks like it's a bit chaotic. So yeah, if you guys could check in on her, that would be great. Well, the fact that she's posting pictures shows you that she's not really, I mean, she knows that dad's watching. So she's, you know what I mean? Like, she must know what kind of kind of thing. Well, I don't know. She doesn't, she isn't sending me to pictures. I'm kind of like tracking her down. And yeah, she's not responding to my calls, my texts. So I don't know how much she knows about what I know. Also, you think about it. He says the pictures are chaotic. And that's what she's willing to post. So what's happening? Right. We try to hang time. Hang tight. Hold on. Jeff, hold on. I think we have her on the phone. Good morning, Juliette.

7:06Good morning. Hey, so listen, we do this thing where we check in with people that are having a good time on spring break all over the country. And we have different reporters at different places. We want to see which places the craziest, which places the wildest, who's having the craziest time, who's broken the law more times. And so you are the person we're going to talk to for what's going on in Miami. So welcome to our radio show. You know, what's been going on? What you been doing? I got you know, it's been like so fun. And honestly, like, I've never, I've never done anything like this before. But my friend who I'm visiting, she did something like this, like for TMZ when she was down here, over spring break. So when you guys asked me, I was like, yes, I'm sorry. I'm, if I'm a little over, all over the place, I haven't, I, I don't know when I slept last, I'm sorry, I'm like, a little ghost out right now. I mean, I'm crazy down here. And you know, like my friend, she's like super connected. And so we've been getting into like all of these different types

8:07of clubs and parties. And there only been one relationship you say. And it was the first night I lost my fake ID. And so that really sucked, but it wasn't nightmare. But well, you found this guy and he like knows all these people. So they've been in taking really good care of us since then. Really like, I like, how are they taking care of you guys? I mean, I mean, other than giving us like the best of our lives, you know, I'm, you know, like, I've never been with a black guy. You know, like, I'm not lying. And but when they say, when you go black, you never go back. But here's the thing that like might be like, you know, like, they might be like drug dealers or something. I didn't ask, you know, and like the guy, like, he made this like weird comment to me, like, like, all my days just fell out. And I was like, okay, well, the thing I'm not your bitch then. And then he just like laughed and he gave me $2,000. I mean, like, I seriously am considering like putting a deposit down to get my boobs done. Like the same, the same surgeon that did Alex Earl's because the curve looks so good.

9:09And I, you know, I'm not, I'm going to have to ask my parents if they can like, if I can like transfer here because like, this has honestly been like the best excuse it is for my life. I can't, I can't believe what I'm here right now. Wait. Are you fine? Is someone crying? I'm going to be sick. Oh my God. Wait. What are you doing, Dad? You're damn right. It's your fucking dad. Are you serious? Like who? Yeah. Who are you? I mean, this is insane. I'll tell you what I'm doing. I'm listening to my daughter talking about, I'm obsessed with like random dudes giving her $1,000 a dollar and paying her for partying. You're basically being paid to have sex, Juliet. You understand what you're saying? No, seriously, it is spring, but right, calm down. I'm in Miami, trick. So come, come through down there with God knows who, not sleeping,

10:09talking about money and clubs and plastic drugs and plastic surgery. Look, you're proving the way you are. You don't need a good job or whatever nonsense. Yeah, actually, I need one. Oh my God, I get a grip. It's exactly what's our next thing. You know, you're pregnant. We don't even know where the father is. What you're down there doing. Oh, you're being so dramatic. Right now, you're acting like this is the end of the world. So you're turning into your mother right now. And I'm being dramatic is scaring the hell out of me. I know where this goes. Oh my God, no, I'm on spring break. And Miami people party. That's literally the whole point of it. I'm in Miami, trick. It's the whole point is to throw your life away. It you have no idea. It's a way where things, you know, like I could be selling my parts in like a jaw online and not doing that. Okay, I'm having fun with my friends. It's like, I'm going to clubs. I think fun. Somebody just next to you, everybody does it, everybody does it. Everybody, I don't think everybody's down that's why you're in Miami.

11:10Part, look, partying's one thing, accepting money from strange men. Oh my God, dad, you're doing way too much right now. Like you, it's spring break. You need to get a grip. Get, like get over it. It's great. A lot to unpack here on this spring break. Amen. It's like one week of my life. This isn't the whole life. I feel like your dad's helping you with college you might not want to talk to him like that. You can't erase a week of the shit you're doing. You have to understand that. You can take this stage in a week that affects the rest of your life. I'm being smart and I'm being safe. You're being traumatic. Let me ask you this, though, Julie. Because your dad said something and I think I'm not sure you said this. You've only hooked up with one guy, right? Or have you been with a couple guys? Before this, I'd only been with one guy. No, no, during spring break, it's one guy. The guy that gave you the $2,000 is that the only guy you've been with or had you been with other guys in that group. I don't know if I want any answers. Okay, that's the answer. That answers it enough. That's it.

12:11Wow, okay. What a spring break. I want to hang out with Julie and her friends. They seem like a really good time. We all have a really good time. Oh, there you go. Literally a die of my dad ever. Let me say that. All right, Jeff, you came to us, brother. So sorry. I don't think I can. I'm sorry. I know I called you. I can keep this up. Right. Yeah. Listen, I'm sure that he's a lot to practice. Well, while you're driving and we hang up and you're thinking about everything, just think about the phrase, all my bitches sell ass. I'm in Miami Tripp. Maybe don't think about that. Yeah, just think about that, brother. That's got to make it. That's got to make you toss and turn, brother. That's like a, maybe don't. It's the same thing to say. Right, I know. I know. All right, brother, that's spring break, boss, you guys. Woo! Yeah, it's John Jay Rich. I'm in Miami Tripp. Here's the truth. You could literally be adored by everyone and then come home and still get completely ignored

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