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Alex wants to check in on his college gf, Jane, who's in Rocky Point for Spring Break...
Things seem to be going pretty well for her.
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Johnjay & Rich On Demand — SPRING BREAK BUST is back!. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
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4:04But what did something happen? Is she not texting you back? Like, what's the reason? I don't know. I mean, she's been kind of hanging out with the new people. And she's like, I don't know. We're disconnected. I'm in high school. And she's in college. Oh. And she's hanging out with all these new people. And I don't know any of them at all. And I'm just taking up weird energy kind of. And she's telling me that she's going out of town and stuff. She told me last Friday that she was going to leave over the weekend. And she was going to go to Rocky Point with these girls. Right? Like some of her friends. But she told her parents she was going to a cabin. And she's really just like, she never does stuff like this. And so I don't know. It's just weird stuff. You know, you picked up on a weird thing. All right. When you say you're in high school, though, are you already a team? Yeah. Yeah. I'm barely. I'm a senior in high school. So like, I'm right there. I'm 18 right now. Okay.
5:04Okay. What's your girlfriend's name? Jane. All right. So here's what we do. Okay. We'll take a break. We come back. We will have Jane on the phone. We're going to ask her to be a reporter for us. We're going to say you said Rocky Point. So we'll be here in Rocky Point. We've left it for you. Tell us what's going on in Rocky Point. And hopefully she'll tell us what's going on. And then you just stay quiet. And we'll listen to. If she got anything crazy or she's chilling out reading the Bible. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. That sounds good to me. Yeah. Okay. All right. Hang tight. Spring break bus. 2026 continues next. Which on Jane rich. We are in the middle of spring break bus. We got Alex. Who's a senior in high school. Over 18. His girlfriend's freshman in college. And she's experiencing college life. And she's going to her first spring break. She told her parents she was going to cabin. She told Alex. She was going to Rocky Point. We found her. And she is in Rocky Point. Okay. So Alex, are you there? Yeah.
6:04Okay. I need you to stay a little quiet. You can jump in, but jump in at the right time. Okay. We're going to get some information from her. Okay. Okay. Thanks. All right. So you'd be quiet. Here we go. Hey, Jane. Hey. Hey. You're at Rocky Point. Yeah. Okay. That's a bad service. You can tell they're really at Rocky Point. Yeah. You don't mind. And you don't mind being our reporter, right? We like to talk to people doing spring break. Oh, my God. I'm so excited. Okay. Great. Great. Great. You know, I haven't been to Rocky Point since I was three years old. Really? And it's right around the corner. It feels like it's only like a four hour drive. So how is it? What's going on there? How's the weather? Where are you laying out? What are you doing? Okay. It's like a dream. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I can't believe I'm about to say this. Yeah. I wrote LDS. So like, I've never really got to do this. But like, I probably like slept for like two hours last night.
7:07But like, I've been having me take care of it. Oh, my God. Oh, so your video drink normally being the religion you're in, you don't normally drink. No. It's like my first time drinking. Oh, my God. And tequila is where you start? When in Rome. I guess so. I guess so. No, yeah. The girls were like, because I came with these girls that I met in my English class. And they're like so cool. And they were like, you know, you're going to love it. And I do. I feel like so like myself. I am like the best way in a way that like, I've never felt like this before. That's because I was like, is that because you're drunk? You've never felt that way. I don't know. But like, I, oh, my God. I'm having so much fun.
8:07Okay. So that each redance, we met these boys like last night. And they're like a little bit older. They're like juniors. Have you guys ever heard of soaking? You said what? You know what that is? Yeah, I don't think we can actually say what that is. I don't know. I don't think it's appropriate. I think we do know. We know. We know. We know. Hey, Jane. Jane, did you really soak in? Yeah, soaking. Have you? Are you see? Wait, are you serious? So like soaking like this is something you're doing like with your friends? No, it's for like, we met these boys. She doesn't know it's right. She's rolling. It's not like sex. So it's, you know, so. No, I know what they're saying. I mean, you know what they're saying? I hold on a second. So Jane, I don't know if you recognize that voice. But before you bring up that voice, don't you? No. Just for finishing explaining what happened to you.
9:09Okay. So we met these boys and, you know, I did it with Mike. It was my first time. And, oh, my God, it's life changing. But it isn't sex. Because he's not like. It's really experiencing technical difficulties. I'm like, careful. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I'm googling it. I got it in front of me. I see what it is. I see what it is. Yeah. Maybe just googling on your own time. It's the best thing I've ever done in my life. Okay. But now I want you to listen to the voice on the other line. Yeah. Listen to the voice on the other line real quick. Because this is so crazy. I knew something was up to because you were telling your parents that you were going on. Yeah. It's out. Yeah. It's out. Yeah. What the f*** are you? So see it. You're soaking with other guy. I can't even. I don't know how to process this.
10:10This is so great. Like your parents. No, just mighty. No, no, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. Wait, what's happening? Like this is like the reporter like Springwitch, right? No, that's your boyfriend. Yeah. It's, it's Alex. It's Alex. Listen, you if your parents, I want to tell, I want to tell your parents what you're doing. This is so, you're such a different person. Like on the phone right now. This is why I've been trying to hold you in, trying to, I want to think. Hey. I knew something was happening. No, no. Alex, it's nothing. It's not like real sex, you know? It's... You put you... Right, but I didn't... Like, my friend was... So it's not. Yeah, that's it.
11:12It's like real sex. Is this so crazy? You guys know what's so crazy? Yes, please. Let's not... We know what it is. By the way, it's been brought up on TV on sitcoms and stuff. I'm looking it up on Wikipedia. He's not supposed to be doing that stuff. It's like a general... If Archery found out that she was so crazy... It's re-bring! Not to mention you basically cheated on your boyfriend. No, literally. I get like, you're focusing on just the act, but like... You are having physical contact with another dude. So yes, it would be. Somewhere in that. No, it's the good time. You know that you're acting crazy. No, it's like the first time I'm getting to be myself. I'm not like a puppet. Like, I... I'm not being controlled by... Like, my parents... Or, like, by the church. Like, I'm like... By definition, you are literally a puppet.
12:13Some... I'm gonna be right back. But that would you stop with that element? I can't say that either. I can't say that either. So I'm assuming you and Jane haven't crossed that stage in your relationship. No, that's more the issue I have with this. It's less than she is doing soaking. And more than me and her have never done anything. So dramatic. Can you soak with that? No, I'm concerned about that. If I told the church about this, do you think they would be dramatic? Hold on. Let me ask you, Jane. When you come back, can you and Alex soak? Is that a possibility? Yeah, I mean it's the best. So what do you do? When you do it? How many people... I mean it. Two of us, three, is better.
13:14I don't think I can perform like that. Oh, my God, I wanna know. There's no performance needed. There's a whole lot of people. We can see the page of it. There's a whole lot of Jane. She is selfish. There's a whole lot of people think about the background where it came from, how it started. It blew up with a TikTok video in 2021. and all these sitcoms and TV shows, it's pretty wild. And I had never heard of it before about a big fan. I'm gonna tell you. I think that it would be in my life. Why are you guys saying you love Jane? You're encouraging me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm saying she's cheating. Everything's so inappropriate, right? I'm encouraging her finding herself and being that free woman that she is. It's encouraging her to cheat. No. You got so much. Why don't you go soak with Jane? I don't want to soak with Jane. I'm good. I'll soak with Jane. Maybe another time. Maybe another time. I'll soak with Rachel. I'll soak with Rachel. I don't know what we have. That's what we have. I'll soak with you right now. What are you guys doing? I'm out on all of this. I'm sorry, Alex. So that sucks to hear that your girlfriend's doing that.
14:17But in good news, she says she's down to do with you too when she gets back. So that's our spring break bus, guys. I didn't even want to do everything away in the back. Oh, she didn't. It's no big deal. I can't believe it. It's no big deal. It's been deal. Hold on. We're not here to judge. So that's the spring break bus, you guys. Jane, I think you're going to have to go let's talk about it. So thank you both for jumping on there with us. That's the hell of a way to kick off spring break bus. She's good for importance. She's a good reporter. Man, that was great. Hold on the line, you guys. Hold on the line. It's John Jane Rich spring break bus. No one knows what the future holds, but you deserve a weather app that can help. Weather bug is easy to use and provides forecast for your every need. From storm warnings to pollen levels right at your fingertips. Get the fastest local alerts, just local alerts and comprehensive 10-day forecasts wherever you are. It's hyper-local, real-time, customizable alerts. Make sure the weather never takes you by surprise so you can plan every day with confidence. Download the free weather bug app from the app store today and start getting accurate weather forecasts 24-7. This is Chelsea Heller from Dear Chelsea.
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