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Speeding Cameras are BACK in PHOENIX

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Speeding Cameras are BACK in PHOENIX

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Johnjay & Rich On DemandSpeeding Cameras are BACK in PHOENIX. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.

0:00And I just saw this all of our social media that I Guess they're putting a more speed cameras up everywhere. Yeah, which I thought was a guy thought they were getting rid of those I was like why are they back? They want to see cool give everyone tickets It isn't I feel like if you even if you're an unmarked police car and you get me. Okay. That's the game right right Like if you're driving if a cop pulls you over that's old school. I get it happen to pay last week like I respect that But like if you're like for me. I was going early early in the morning to go to the gym and I guess I got a it was in the dark And it was a 35 mile an hour. There's nobody on the road. I think I was going 47 Right, so I got the photo radar. I guess now I Ignored it. So yesterday. This is what really bothered me yesterday. I was in my sauna in my garage And I get out of the sauna in my dogs are barking and but I was out of breath So I sat down on the floor in the garage and had some water in the dogs are barking and I thought somebody was dropping off a package

1:02And the dogs are barking and barking and it's just so they're barking for so long Like normally the Amazon people drop off the package and they back to the market and they leave right This is the barking for ever and I'm waiting for a package because for Blake's birthday My wife Blake. I got her a special gift. It didn't come yet It's supposed to come two days ago, and I'm guessing it's not coming because of whatever issues with flights and whatever I don't know, but it's not here yet So I'm like, why is the dog still so I walk I I have a tower on my mind where I have a tower on my waist I walk into the kitchen and I see this dude through the kitchen door just standing there And he's got a vest on and he's just standing there with a clipboard letting the dogs bark for the longest time like Like I want to kick this guy's ass doing like if you're Drop it off and go and I have six dogs So I'd go to another door and all the dogs so I'm trying I got to delay the dogs I got to go door to door because so while half the dogs are at one door I go to the other door so I go back and forth back and forth and I walk outside and he goes He goes Were you in the shower and I was like no, I go I was in the hot tub I meant to say son of it I couldn't breathe because I was out I was out and he goes

2:05Did you ask for judicial Assistance and I go no you did not ask for judicial assistance I go no I didn't Because okay, well, I'm here to serve you and he serves me my ticket right and I'm like okay I go I get it. Hey, you go. Sorry about that. I go. It's okay. It's okay. You're serving me. You're doing your job But if you knock on my door and no one answers leave then come back like I do it was sitting It didn't want to come back because yeah, there's papers you needed to give you still it's just like I get it I get it if I get to take it I get it, but It was so it bothered me so much when he did my dogs I have answers as to why you decided to bring him back. Oh, please. I have answers Yes, so apparently the city saw a huge increase in fatalities with cars and pedestrians and they attribute that to speeding And they have a shortage of staff. So those two things combined Wow Watched on the news yesterday that there was a pedestrian hit right around the corner from last. Yeah, so it's like I get it Well, I figured they could be all the things I want to keep everyone safe and honestly when you know

3:06Like here's the thing they suck But when you know those cameras around everyone slows down. Yeah, I know I think it's 4 a.m There's also you know you talk about the flow of traffic You're on the freeway going 85 miles an hour. It was speed limit is 60 or 65 like yours You get a speeding ticket there. I think a photo radar there like you're going to go with the flow of traffic I was on a road. There was nobody on the road They so I guess they added 17 of them in all the 17 locations that they picked were like known dangerous Oh, I bet you had formed the morning that that flash going off is blinding Oh, yeah, and it probably is when there's no one out on the road You know people are flying through and you never know what could run out in front of you You're lucky to bother me was the my photo and all kinds of double chin in the I'm like look at that. Can we get some filters on these tickets the photo the photo bother But also the guy knocking on my door Incessantly and not letting and just standing there like my dogs bark I thought it should probably heard the lore of how hard difficult it could be to serve John David

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