SORE LOSERS: Why Does Scuba Steve Hate America?

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2:02Orderlymeds provides access to proven GLP-1 medications, like somaglutide and terzepatide, including both name brand options and personalized compound versions when appropriate. So you have choices backed by clinical oversight. Not guess where. It's a simpler, more supportive telehealth experience, designer out people who want clarity, care, and confidence in their weight loss journey. And your medication is delivered directly to your home in discrete packaging. So your experience stays private from start to finish. Do your research. Ask the right questions. Then visit orderlymeds.com slash podcast for an exclusive offer. Again, that's orderlymeds.com slash podcast. Individual results may vary not medical advice eligibility required, see site for details. Continue your rant. I don't have time. I just like, I'm like, I might be a child, dude, because today I have a physical therapy appointment, right? Let me tell you what time my physical therapy appointment is. I don't know.

3:02I just know that when I went to physical therapy last week, we scheduled me for Thursday or Wednesday and Thursday of this week. And I believe my Thursday is 5 p.m. Wednesday. I have no idea. I'm like a child, not a child. That's you and me are both on the same boat with this. If you don't know your weekly schedule, you're too busy. You need to slow down. So me, what do I know? I mean, besides the bobby, all you people that say we don't, you guys don't have a schedule. Bobby bone show put some dumb schedule in our calendar. Yes. And at a principle, I refuse to have my own then sub calendar. So I have to look through two calendars. But sure, we have a bobby bone show calendar that is just inserted in my phone without my permission. So I will say this. I know my week. I know that Bayzer is celebrating eight years cancer-free. What? Tomorrow. Oh. Hey.

4:02What's the sarcastic clap, but sure. That is not a sarcastic clap. Yes, it is. It's like a slow clap. Well, I'm saying we needed that we needed some cheer because there's not enough people in here to cheer for her. Sword Losers nation will cheer for her when they hear this, but we only have two people and so our claps would sound really dumb. That's amazing. So there's that. Then there's also kind of thinking about flying Justin in for that. Wow. Only 250 bucks. That's pretty good. But also now with Bayzer in a new position, she works right up until 4 p.m. on Fridays. So would it really be worth it? What new position you guys doing? Same job. Oh, you're talking jobs. Sorry. Same job. Different pay. But, bro, she starts at 6 a.m. and goes till 4 on the dot. Used to be able to sneak out at about, I don't know, 130. Oh. Yeah. Not a minute before. I'm like, oh my gosh, this is reminding me of school. I mean, not until the bell can she get up from that computer.

5:04She doesn't take break. The lunch breaks. So she works 10 hours a day. It's a lot. That's too much. Yeah. And then she brings it on me a little bit. Sorry. I can't. Okay. Okay. What about dinner? Yeah. I can't at 401. Okay. Okay. 401 dinner. And then when she goes to dinner, she hasn't eaten all day because she doesn't take a lunch break. Wow. That's not good for your health. So there's that March madness. This is from the dome, guys. And then was there that Bayzer? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The Dodds are then we're going to do something with the Dodds end of April. We're going to be another buddy's birthday tomorrow night. But he canceled because I don't know if people can go. Oh, buddy Grayson. Oh, yeah. I don't know Grayson. He was going through. We went to Gatlinburg a couple of years ago. He's going through sobriety. And we kept making jokes like, all right, we're on 40. We're about to take a right for Grayson on the new beginnings drive. I like it. We kept joking. Like we're taking the rehab. He didn't like it. He was dying laughing.

6:04Okay. We thought it was hilarious. But then he canceled his birthday party. But then he canceled it. Not enough people. I believe he's back on the bottle. Oh. So we're going to do that a different time. My point being, I remember my schedule. If you're too busy, you're not going to remember it. I know now. Okay. That's a good amount of stuff I have in my life. No, I use, I am, this is where I'm disappointed myself. Hey, I missed the bracket reveal on Sunday. And now I don't remember what time and appointment is. I remember everything. I write everything down. Here's the problem. Is I made my five o'clock for Thursday? And my wife now informed me that she has a PTO or PTA meeting at five o'clock on Thursday. So my obsession became, oh my gosh, I got to cancel my Thursday at five o'clock. And I woke up this morning and I realized, oh, wait, I have an appointment Wednesday. But I've been thinking about the five o'clock so much that I don't remember.

7:06It's probably, it's either three o'clock is what my guess is. Is that I have an appointment at three is usually when it is. But I can't tell you 100% certain. And that's disappointing because I remember everything. But I need to start like because we have baseball now. So we have three different kids on three different baseball teams. So we have practice. The oldest kid has practice on Tuesdays at four p.m. noted, which makes no sense. Because most adults that have normal jobs are not off to take their kid to practice at four p.m. on a Tuesday. What about happy hour in Atlanta from three to five? Is that a good time for him? Probably not. Right inside joke because no one would show up and no one will be there because they're still at work. So you're just going to be in there with the bartenders and the hot. And I mean hot bartenders in their assless chaps.

8:06I heard that. Oh my god. They knew whoever hires for PBR in Atlanta. Bravo. Bravo. They have a type and they nail it. Words travels fast. I don't know what the criteria is with the higher people. But they do a great job. And I don't know where they recruit from if they look on Instagram. But there wasn't a bad looking chick in that place. What about dudes? Were there any dudes working? I don't think there was a single dude bartender. I usually don't remember them. Can I please piggyback off the assless chaps? Yeah. But many. I was rushing because when they're hustling me out, can't watch Leigh Bryce. Give your wife a case idea. Oh, right. She's vegan. You won't eat. I'll steal you a water. I'll get you some scraps. When I'm leaving and that whole rush and that commotion, the girls turned changed into assless chaps. Do you not remember that?

9:06I didn't see any girls in out assless chaps. The dancers from the boat went onto the island and during the Leigh Bryce thing, they danced, I guess. Because I. Yes. Because you were announcing Cornhole. You're over there with the megaphone. This is the final game. All right, dude. Loud enough. Try not to talk directly into it. Write in somebody's ear. Appreciate it. Guys, this is the final game. I go up there. Hustle, Baser, KCD, hey, let's get you going. Where you going? Oh, we're going to a golf cart. Whoa. Assless chaps. They were going. Apparently they went and shook it during Leigh Bryce. Man, I didn't even see them. I guess I was just in the people with the pool. After not getting to announce Leigh Bryce, I was just in the pool with the people. And I just saw Leigh Bryce. And then I was talking to people. And I didn't even notice the assless chaps girls. I almost didn't either. It was like Baser, KCD, oh, crowd. Oh, drunk guy. Oh, alligator. Oh, there's a bowl sitting there in the middle of the pool. Assless chaps. Leigh Bryce.

10:06Assless chaps. Okay, got to go. I mean, it was one of those, man. It all happened so fast. It was thousand people shoving into that pool. That was very interesting because I. I have to say the people at PBR, then the girls in the assless chaps would get on the mechanical bowl. Dude, I've never seen people do such amazing tricks on that bowl. They sit there and practice all day, but they were doing flips and rolls and hanging upside down off the bowl. Well, we have a PBR here. We do. Right next to category 10. Really? Really? Maybe for the convention. I'm tap wood truckers. Not love that. I'm bringing that to the meeting on Friday. Oh, man. I did not know that. Yeah, we have a meeting on Friday, guys. I told you tickets would be on sale July 1st. And we are now in the end of March.

11:06And nothing has, nothing has changed. We have not discussed it one time. We have not done anything in the planning committee. But July 1st, because I never go back on my word. But yeah, if you're ever in Atlanta, and you want to see some very nice sights, if you want to see what Atlanta has to offer, PBR in the battery, Bravo, Bravo, Bravo. Boomers flying out of there in a couple of weeks. I'll tell him. Yeah, I'll tell him going the night before. Tell Mimi and Papa your flight might get moved up early. What's he going to Atlanta for? We're bouncing around. He's going to be in Gatlinburg with my parents for a week. And then he's come into Nashville for three days. And then I'm dropping in out of school spring break. But if he's in Gatlinburg for a week, and then here for three days, that is not spring break. Well, spring break month. Right. He's there from Friday until Friday. And then he comes in Nashville until Monday. Maybe misses one day. Okay.

12:06And I'm dropping him off at the airport, but I told him I got to be to work at midnight. So I'm taking him to the airport at 1230. I am. No, you're not. Yeah, I am. No, no, no, no. No, I'm going to bring him to work. But then I'll drop him off at five or before the show. What? What times his flight? Probably new. No, no, no, kids sit here. Well, you can sit here. That'll go over well. Uh, he can be on the pod. I got to see when his flight is. Yeah. But we start that's a precedent. We start randomly bringing kids and cousins and nephews. I mean, he's, he's like 18. He's like a grown up. Right. But remember when Amy brought her niece as she's just like kind of sat in the corner. I don't really know where to put her hands. I don't really understand that. And she's interning. What? What? What feeling yourself is bringing an intern to what? But you like camp bosser. I'd say it's not a real internship. Okay. Go get me a paper. What? No, I'm not going to get you a paper. I'm here just so I get college credit. What? You're listening with your aunt.

13:06What? I'm going to sit here and only do stuff for Amy. Wait. So you're in college and you decided to spend your summer with your aunt? Who's divorced and has two kids? What? What kind of college life is that? But what did she learn sitting in the producer studio for a week? Nothing. Because we weren't training her because she's not a new employee so they instructed us not to tell her anything. It's like I'm not going to teach her the board in five days. Sounds weird. So when she went back to class, right? She goes back to her college professor and she's like, so what did you, what was yours? I went and interned at a radio station. Wow. What did you do? Sat on a stool. Per five days. Wait. So you went there in the whole summer or all you did was sit on the stool for one week? All right. That's good. College credit. My aunt would come and throw her phone at me and tell me to talk to somebody. But then other than that, I really didn't do much.

14:06There was a guy in front of me. I think his name was Sizzin. He didn't even turn around and talk to me because he was so busy, but I sat a foot from him. So for five straight days, I didn't even talk to him but he was just sitting right there because he talks to other people and has headphones on. But I learned a lot. It was really worth my summer, the summer during my junior and senior year. I'm really glad I took advantage of the college lifestyle. Very strange, man. The world is strange. But yeah. So I did call the physical therapy place on the way to work and let the voicemail say, hey, man, I'm 44. And I don't know what time my appointment is today. If you could give me a call back. You know what they don't want to do? They don't want to babysit you and call you and tell you what time your damn appointment is. Way to bring it back around. I mean, that's embarrassing. And I have a follow up. Yeah. When a dentist or my wife's got me going to the dermatologist now. I went whenever you want to blow $200. Just go to the dermatologist. Actually, I think they covered it. Thank you, I heart. But the dentist thing, when they say, okay, let's go ahead and schedule your next appointment

15:06six months out. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't keep a calendar. I love that you guys are trying to do that. I'll call you. I, without keeping a calendar, it is nearly impossible for me to know about an appointment in August. So I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I get you deal with Garth Brooks and other people like that who have crazy calendars. I don't keep a calendar. So thank you. Well, props on you. Because in six months, I would never call them. No, when they, when I tell them that, I'm like, I literally don't keep a calendar. So please don't schedule it. They look at me like, I'm like homeless. You know what I like about them? Is they write it on a little card? Right, but that's pointless because I don't keep a calendar. No, I just stick it in my wallet. And then Aaron, once wallet is like, oh, there's a card. Okay. I got an appointment coming up in a month. Sort of like my dermatologist. When I went, was it a week and a half ago? A week ago? I made my appointment for next year. Props. It is on Monday.

16:07Let me tell you the date. I will tell you the date. Let me look at the calendar. I don't have it written in here. I just, I know it's in. It's a Monday. So I just got to look at which Monday. It is Monday. March 15th. I'm most likely to have skin cancer then. I'll be back. No, Monday, March 15th. It's probably the cruise. Good job. No, the cruise is the first week of March. Okay. So that makes sense. Why are you tested? Because I made me the cruise. After being a lobster on Bermini, this is when I'm most likely to have skin cancer. I'll come see y'all. I knew they tried to schedule me that Monday of the cruise. And I said, oh, sorry. I'll be on a cruise. And that's just from memory. Yes. I said, so I need to move it a week. But that's pretty good. And so I know it's Monday, March 15th, 230. See you there. Yeah. The thing with Dodd, they scheduled an April 20th us all hang out. I'm like, I'll do it for you, Dodd. But I don't keep a calendar.

17:07So for me to remember something a month ahead, I really have to program it in there. You know, I'm good at a week. A day same day. Easy. Bezier tells me something that weekend. Simple. But to program something a month out without having a calendar is tricky. But I'll do it for the Dodds. I love them. Yeah. We made an appointment to go to see. Who are we going to see? Shane Gillis. He's going to be at the bridge stone. It's coming up. Yeah. April 16th, maybe. Ray's funny. Maybe it's 17th. I don't know. But I'm going at another couple in the neighborhood. They were talking about it. And we're like, oh, we should all go together. So we put that in writing a couple months ago. And we bought the tickets. So I know I'm going to that. But guess what? Is it in my calendar? No. It's in my head. Right. So today I let myself down. I let myself down. But you know what's not going to be a letdown? This freaking pod. Let's get it started. Woo. Woo. Woo. Then that was our time to shine.

18:09Because Pat McAfee has been dipping. Oh, no, I saw Pat McAfee. You know where he was? WCW. The world. Baseball classic. He was at the game. He was at the game in a tank. Yeah. They've been trying. Apparently. So I was always wondering what they're soft underbelly. Their weakness, if you will. It's baseball. So he's not great at talking baseball. He sounds so funny. And then. What's the other thing? Basketball. Yeah. March madness. He was talking to Dickie. Coach K. Wasn't great talking basketball. So they are just a powerhouse football show. But this is where we come in. More sports. Less lifestyle. Less sex. Whoa. I hope not that. This is where we overtake him. Did you see who Pat McAfee was sitting next to at the World Baseball Classic? No, dude. I would have only watched that game if I bet it. And I don't bet. Ernest. Okay. So that, well, I thought that might have been a flashback. I saw it on Instagram. So yeah. Yeah. He went and saw jelly roll get inducted. He comes to the world. Yeah.

19:09Yeah. Yeah. He went and saw jelly roll get inducted. He comes that flies his private jet every once a week to go to the opera. Who does Ernest? No. Pat McAfee. He went and saw jelly roll get inducted. Laney Wilson saying that night. Ernest was there. He wrote a song with Ernest. Oh. He went and saw Ernest play. And he's like good friends with Ernest. Yeah. I saw that and I was like, man. I know that guy. And then it hit me. I was like, that's Ernest. Really? I just had to Google it. First I thought it was Hardy. I didn't know which one was which. And then I realized, no, that's not Hardy. That's another one. And then I got it right. It's Ernest. All right. Let's start the show. Ernest goes to the world baseball classic. Coming out soon. Old reference. None of the babies are going to get there. We're going to do it live. We are the one, two, three. Soul losers. What up everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports. So I'll give you the sports facts. My sports opinions. Because I'm pretty much a sports genius. Y'all, it is statistical sizzin for Jennifer Brownlee. He's back.

20:09She wants some stats. I'll give it to you. That's foreshadowing for later. What up y'all? It's Sizzin. I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male. I live on the North side of Nashville with Bayser. My wife, 2.33 acres, two kids of Vanderbilt. They're defrosting Justin and Michigan. Maybe via flying to Nashville. Via. I don't know. That's kind of. I didn't even told him about it. That's pretty good. Make plans without him knowing. I heard the pod. So when's my flight? He would have to be at the airport if he's going to get on the airplane. He needs to know about it in advance. Already tell you. He's going to turn me down because he's mad at us. He's mad at us? He has to be. Why? Our text. No. Dude, we have been bashing his March madness idea. No, no, no. I never bashed the idea. I bashed the idea. I never bashed the idea. I bashed the idea of him wanting to put it on Facebook. Have people email me and then me connect them with Justin.

21:10There's no need for a middleman. All he has to do is create a bracket on ESPN or Yahoo or wherever he wants. Come up with the scoring system. Post it and say, hey, it's 50. It's $100. It's $10,000 to get in. Whatever he wants and whoever wants to get in says, okay, and he puts his Venmo on there and they've been mo in money, then he sends them the password to get in. It's that easy. There's nothing dumb about it. It's just the way he was going about it was dumb. I wasn't going to be a middleman and check my email every day to see how many people want to get into the freaking bracket. That was it. The business model was flawed. Correct. Because you were an unpaid middleman that was unnecessary. Right. And I don't have time to be the middleman right now. I am doing my research. It is March madness. I mean, we are about 24 hours away. 24 hours away from the greatest couple of days in sports

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26:16and I'm like, oh my gosh, we beat the Dominican Republic. We are going to win. We are so unstoppable. Where are the hockey jerseys in? And where are the hockey jerseys in? Where to take the hockey jerseys? Like those were game-worn hockey jerseys. They were? I think. I don't know. I made that up. You can't wear those in and lose to Venezuela. And I'm sorry. The star power of America. What a bunch of chumps. Good God. I'm all excited right now to celebrate. And they couldn't hit at Wardo Rodriguez who hadn't been good in about 15 freaking years. It was so bad. They were the little dribbler, little dribbler. And I got to give it up. Venezuela. They obviously were pitching great. They obviously pitching great. Then Bryce Harper comes up. And my cousin Andrew, he texted me because he's about to have a baby.

27:16And he goes, we're watching the game. And my wife think this game is going to send her into labor. She's so intense. And I said, excuse me. And he said, yeah. She's feeling stomach tightness. Some cramping. Feels like probably a false alarm and pretty sporadic. Currently, no patterns, but it's not nothing. And I said, maybe this baby can inspire some hits. Then the USA went three up, three down. And he was like, not so much. And then Bryce Harper hits the home run. And it's like, oh, he's pointing to the American flag. Woo, USA. USA. And the kids are asleep. But I did a big, oh, yes. And my wife jumped out of the couch. She was scared to death. And then the top of the night, they walked the guy. Even though I don't know. It may have been a strike. May not. Then he may have been thrown out. Still on second. And then Suarez, who either strikes out or hits a home run.

28:19Somehow doubles. Like, what are we doing? He makes contact. That never makes contact. Then we lose the game three to two. Suarez, the ranking Yankees guy. Oh, no, that's a Eugene O Suarez. He was on the Mariners at the end of last season. Tigers now. I don't know where he's playing. Well, you got to keep up with NFL too. You got guys swishing teams. Oh, yeah, NFL. I'll figure that out when fantasy draft comes up. Freaking Broncos got waddle. They got waddle. They paid a lot for him. Boomer is stoked. See a Bronco fan. Yeah. And bow next. He'll be back, right? That was just little foot fetish. He had her way. Yeah, he had a foot fetish. He kept him out. I mean, he's good to go. I think he's back playing now. And Titans making moves. Titans made moves. Well, they're also going to get, you know, they're going to get Jeremiah Love. No, they're not. Yeah, they are. You think so? Yeah. So they're going to, they're going to have a great quarterback. A new color. Blue. But do they already have Pollard? And Jeremiah Love. Cool. Two-headed monster.

29:19Yeah. But I mean, I don't want to talk football right now. I want to talk world-based ball classic. Anyway, it was so fun to watch though. I didn't watch it, man. I went to bed. And then when they lose, I was just like, well, this sucks. Like no one cares. Did you have any skin on it? No. I had USA pride. Well, that's why I'm glad and not glad that I don't bet anymore. I would have definitely bet Venezuela. I looked at it this morning. Why would you bet Venezuela against USA? Why would you cheer? You would say America. You would say America. You would say America. They lost to Italy. They're dumbass manager, like at one point said, oh, yeah, we're good. We should be good in this pool. Well, then they found out that they had to win by a certain run total. And they almost didn't even make it. I mean, it's been a disaster. Bro, I would have put whole pile of chips on Venezuela plus 220. He literally said, hey, man, I'm going to play some other player since we already advanced. Actually, you lost to Italy. So you had an advance. You needed in Mexico to beat Italy or Italy.

30:21I mean, it was a random ass thing, but didn't he say they're out drinking too? Yeah. All the guys were having a good time drinking beers with the boys. Yeah. Yeah. It's tough when you don't really know the rules of the tournament, man. But I will say I love the one game play out like it's sort of like March madness. It's one game. If you play the series with USA, probably beat Venezuela. I don't even know if I say that right. Venezuela. That's a tough word. And yes, but the one game playoff is a lot of fun. Well, a lot of fun. Venezuela, South America. Think so. Secondarily, the world baseball classic are they using ABS. What is that? The pitch thing where they say if it's a striker ball, they have umpires. Right, but they're not challenging it. No. Because during majorly baseball, they're going to be able to challenge this year. It's going to get really annoying real fast. And if they get it right, they keep their challenges. No, no, it's going to get really annoying really fast. Oh, me and Justin already called it. It's going to be a disaster. I mean, we're going to challenge like 700 pitches. It's going to be so annoying. Like, I understand. Like, I get that these hitters are very...

31:22They're really good at telling the strike zone. They can really tell by a millimeter when it's off most of the time. But do I need them raising their hand every at bat, challenging balls and strikes? No. It sucks that umpires miss calls. But that is the nature of the game. All these replays are getting so... They take so long. It just makes the game so annoying and basketball. And basketball, are we even getting a good view of it? Whose finger and your head went out of bounds? Well, Brazil here, you can see his hand goes over top. And then it does graze the other player's hands, but did Brazil have the final fingertip? Guys, the cameras are like 2D. Can we at least get him into 4K? Oh, my God. It is like, we are going into millimeters. Like, if you see his hand push, okay, just call it off him, you know what I mean? I understand the nick of his finger, but you can't... Oh, it's, I don't know, it drives me nuts.

32:23And basketball, and if it's not clear and obvious, let's move on. Sometimes they sit there and review crap for three minutes. And it's like, guys, it's supposed to be clear and obvious. If you don't see it in the first two takes, move on! When I told you, I worked facilities. I mean, they're not great with the... I remember Adam Lanzo, dude, who is amazing. Broke in English, absolute pip, but they designed the system to where they're going to have the computer and they're going to be able to start reviewing stuff. Dude, was Texas State ahead of their time? We used to review plays. I don't know. So he had the model... You guys are advanced. But bro, all we had done, put up flags, put up chairs, put some cushions on chairs, couple of folding chairs called today. Then they had Adam Lanzo, they're like, dude, you're in charge of the replay system. So he's clicking on the mouse, trying to play it for the reps. It was so slow. We're like, guys, guys, let's just keep Adam doing facility. He was never wanted this job to be where he's going to be clicking on me.

33:23It was so slow. Yeah. And maybe that's the problem. Maybe the internet connection goes out. I don't know why. But it takes forever. It is so frustrating. But, man, listen. World baseball classic, well done. Because I used to not give two craps about the world baseball classic. But now the stars play. Everybody seems to really care. The USA looks devastated last night when they lost. They looked sad. They looked miserable. And some people were saying, oh my gosh, if I win, it'll mean more than a world series. I was like, now that may be a little crazy. Maybe that's a little crazy. But maybe it's gotten to that level. So entertaining. Well, they're represented. Be like you represent your family, man. But here's the problem. And then I saw on Facebook, Callaway was cheering for Venezuela. Like what? Callaway. You're the guy we want to root for, man. Yeah. We're the one, we have your back. USA, rally behind you. I'm that's it. I'm changing all of our socials back to sore losers. Yeah. It's been Callaway's face for the last year.

34:24Yeah, he said because Akunya is from Venezuela. And that's his favorite player that he had to cheer for Venezuela. Is he really? Yeah. And also Dominican Republic, as great as they are at baseball and everything. I've been there, partying on vacations. Never see kids playing baseball. Huh. Maybe you don't go to the small towns, man. Right. Kind of like those daycares. They were saying that last night we're Akunya's from, I think it was Akunya. And some other guy named Garcia. They're from the same little village. About 10,000 people. There's no roads to get there. You got to take an all-terrain vehicle or an off-roading vehicle to get there. They've produced like 20 major leaguers from that little village. And that makes sense because we nevertheless for the resort. No wonder you didn't see baseball being played, dude. They didn't have it on the beaches. All the rich Americans weren't playing it. All the drunk retired Americans. They were playing Splashball. Wow, that's crazy, man.

35:24They were playing Drink the Corona. They were playing Dizzy Bat, not baseball. Did you guys have an obstacle that you had to come up with? Hey guys, you got two hours. Can you come up with an obstacle course for a 1,000 drunk top-shelf cruise people without any supplies in the next two hours? And we don't want to let me think about it. No. And we don't want anybody to get hurt and we've been playing this for a year. But we decided we would leave this to you guys as we're driving to the beach. Thank you, man. And I go, I was like, then trying to help. I always try to have a positive outset. Mindset. I go, well, I mean, there's that shovel there. They can spin around that and either use it. No, no, no, no. The worker said, well, that shovel sharp. Okay. Like they would cut their foot out. I'm like, I don't have any supplies. And he's like, towards the bottom of the shovel it's really sharp. You would risk somebody cutting their foot. Well, then why are we putting this on? Where's some foam dongles? Or maybe a beach ball?

36:25Like, where is any of that stuff? Yeah, guys, getting the water and swim to Nassau and back and winner gets, gets a prize. I mean, what was the prize? Was there a prize even? Like, what are we doing? I get on the megaphone. Hey, does any of you guys want to do this relay race? Two drunk chicks step forward. I did. And then they're like, okay, we're canceling. Nobody else volunteered to play. Oh, really? We told you that 20 minutes ago. Yeah, but we did. I mean, I'm going to tell you what. I think Morgan, I think she was frustrated too. I don't ever see Morgan get frustrated. Maybe I do every day. But that last day, I mean, she drank her frustration away. She got so hammered. Oh, yeah. So hammered. Do you have the clip? I'd like to hear how hammered she was. Because she was supposed to host the Blackjack final with me. There was a tournament and she came to the final. And she was so sauceed that she couldn't even play her hands. So Mario had to step in for her. And this is Morgan at the Blackjack.

37:38That was bad audio. That's okay. You gave me whiskey with black. And let me say it. Two hours later, maybe three hours, maybe four hours later, Morgan goes, hey, we got to do the, did we ever get a Blackjack winner? I'm like, what do you mean? She goes, I don't think I went to the Blackjack tournament. She didn't even remember being there. She had no idea that we did the Blackjack final, man. I'm not going to knock her because two days after we were in Key West on the golf cart, I said, hey guys, did we ever turn in the golf cart? No recollection of it. Yeah, I asked, I said, hey guys, did we ever go to Nassau? It's really weird, man. The Keith Urban ever play a show, man. I don't remember. Yeah. Oh, no, I went to bed. That's right. No, I watched it. Well, and then also Amy was on her sober journey or something. She went on the sober journey. Boy, it was, I believe night one. And they're stressing her out. They go, okay, we need you. It's a raging idiot.

38:38It's 30 minutes ahead of time. Will you be there? She's like, uh, Bayzer, what, what is that martiniar drinking? Let's aim at she. I'll take two because she was already getting hustled and rust over nothing. Like, she hadn't even eaten her dinner or iceberg salad and, uh, piece of, uh, square of bread. Yeah. And one, like, one piece of, uh, kale. That's interesting. Yeah. But I mean, the fact that they wanted us there 30 minutes early to stand there, like, why? All we're doing is introducing someone. It takes three minutes to get there, get on stage, say it, get off. We don't need to be at 30 minutes. Well, I appreciated it one time because I got to meet Brittany Kellogg. Oh, that's cool. And she goes, I have the same call times as you. So we sat there for 30 minutes. Her dude looked like Jay Cutler. I remember you talking to that guy wrapped out with him too for 30 minutes. Got to know him. They're great. Did you guys have you guys made plans in in town? No, but we started following her. Like, she does funny Instagrams where she rips on people that rip on her. So she'd be like, it's take out the trash Tuesday. And it'll be like some person that's not ugly or that's ugly and making fun of her. And she's like, look at you with your ugly face and your big old behind.

39:40Look at me because I'm hot. I'm hot. It's like a, I'm just making up the song. Well, I think you guys should do a double date dinner. But she was cool. And she's like, oh, I can't drink before. I say she goes, but don't give us a day off. So I think when they went to, was it Bahamas or Bumini? I think they got it. Okay. That's good, man. Got to let loose on the cruise there once a while. And then the dudes, they couldn't do shots before. It's the second they got off stage. Shot time. So I'm glad I was there 30 minutes for that. You made a new friend. Yeah. And we're going to take a break. We'll be right back. Start trading crypto on Kraken with just $10. Buy Bitcoin, Ethereum and over 450 other crypto assets in seconds. Kraken has been around for over 14 years and is trusted by millions worldwide. Whether you're brand new or looking for a better experience, Kraken makes it easy to get started. Download Kraken on the App Store or Google Play.

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43:45Again, that's orderlymeds.com slash podcast. Individual results may vary not medical advice eligibility required, so you cite for details. Ray, was she the girl long legs? Big old shelf. I don't, I don't think I met her maybe, but I'm going to tell you this. She's from one of the idols or voice or something like that. She was big. I got to say, man, tomorrow and Friday, I cannot wait to watch basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball. And that's why we're not doing the podcast. What? Oh, I thought that's what you're going to say. No, I think we'll still do the podcast on Friday, because people are going to want to hear our reaction to the games on Thursday, but here's the problem. We work with a guy that I'm starting to think that has no idea what's going on in this world. Do you under guy? No. His name is Scuba Steve. I don't think he understands what this Thursday and Friday means to America, to the, you know, guy that loves sports, the good old American, the good old guy that's filling out a bracket,

44:52because I got a text from Scuba says, yo, I'm like, yo, and then a link comes through. And I click on the link. Women's bracket. And it is an invitation to his son's eighth birthday, Friday night at six o'clock, hard pass. Like, what are we doing? I wouldn't go to my own kids' eighth birthday during March madness. I looked at it and I was like, okay, how are we going to handle this? How are we going to tell Scuba that this tournament, this thing called March madness is happening Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday? And it's going to be amazing. And the first two days are the best two days Saturday and Sunday are good, but they're not as good as Thursday and Friday. And you schedule a birthday party on opening weekend at six o'clock.

45:55And I look at my son and I say, baby box. So Scuba's kids have an a birthday Friday at six. And I tell him the place. I said, are you sure what do you want to do? I said, we got March madness and we got the birthday party. And you know what baby box said? Demandness. He looked at me and goes, Dad, I can't wait to go to the birthday party. What the? That ain't your kid. And I'm like, you have got to be kidding me. You serious, Clark? Okay. The birthday party, six to eight. Cool. The rest of the weekend, I'll be able to watch basketball all day long. Wrong. We have a T ball game. A coach bitch game. Another coach bitch game. All three kids have baseball games on Saturday. All right. That's cool. That's cool. Sunday. Sunday. We're going to watch all day.

46:55We're going to watch all day. Baby box two has baseball practice at 11. There is a birthday party. Then there is T ball practice at four. And there's also another birthday party. We have three birthday parties, three baseball games, two practices all this weekend. So as much as I am over the moon excited for this, I would have loved Thursday and Friday to be uninterrupted bullcrap. But Scuba Steve decides to throw a curveball and plan a birthday party on Friday night. And it wouldn't matter either way. Birthday party. You know a birthday party. You know why? Because it's got a text yesterday from family in the neighborhood. There's two other families we always get together with and have family gatherings and barbecues. And the one family is like, hey, you guys want to cook out on Saturday in our backyard or Friday in our backyard?

48:02And I'm like, do you guys not know what March madness is? I mean, we're already going to a birthday party. So it doesn't matter. But there's another set of people that don't give a crap about March madness. Like, who am I hanging out with? Where has my life gone wrong? Wild eight years ago, Bayzer beats cancer. Scuba gives birth to a kid. That is crazy. Same celebration and birth year. Also with the March madness. Guys, it's the four days. I get there's another weekend. But this first weekend of four days, you don't shower. You're just ordering door to ash. Back in the day, we didn't have that. It was pizzas. And now I get it. You got food door to ash. You got uber each. You got lift eats. You got your premiere food is by us. Stuff like that. And gold belly for the rich folk Blake Shelton bones. So what I'm saying is you don't leave your house. Bayzer understands this. You don't shower. You look like hell warmed over for about three of the days. Unfortunately, you're not going to church.

49:03It's good. It has to get skipped. You can go online. But the cat's going to be meowing because its litter is getting a little too high. Maybe got out of water. But it is a time to get a 30 rack. Now that I'm adult, try to polish that puppy off in four days. Bayzer gets not a box of wine. She gets one of those mini kegs of wine and puts it down. And you watch from one game on Thursday to a game on Sunday unabridged. That is all that's on the TVs. And I got seven of them. They'll all be broadcasting every game. My third note. If I didn't have a second, who cares? My third note. Guys, this is the time I suggest don't gamble. Do a bracket. But what the gambling will do is it'll remove the joy of those upsets. You are going to have a kid like joy as an adult as a 40 year old. If an upset happens, you're watching it. No money on it. You will scream like you've never squealed before.

50:05All because you didn't have money on it. The money robs you of that feeling. Gamble if you want. That's just my advice. My fourth thing. Statistical season. I just did the research in about 10 seconds for Jennifer Brownlee. Typically teams that are leading in categories. Team categories win the championship. Last year Florida. Florida is not going to win it this year. It's happened once and that was like 20 years ago. It may be multiple times. But in our lifetime, it's happened like once. Actually, it's happened a lot of times. But Florida, last time they did it was in our lifetime. Yeah. It's very difficult for them to do that again. It's not Florida. Statistically speaking, Arizona and Duke are the statistical leaders. You got point differential. You got defense. Phenomenal teams. There's a lot of crappers up there. Like Miami, Ohio is a statistical leader. Yeah, but they're in the playing game. Yeah. They should be in, uh, they should be in honestly a Yugoslavian tournament. They probably shouldn't be in this one. So let me just say this. It's going to be Arizona or Duke. I don't know which one. Good luck. There is your statistical season over you coach.

51:07Sorry to take so long. I'll hang up and listen. No, I mean, I really appreciate that. I appreciate the breakdown. And the joy of the bracket and clicking on those things. And when you pick an upset and it does come to fruition. It's like you feel like you're the greatest person on the earth. But then it, it's really devastating when your, your team loses. And you get, they get upset. You're picked to go far in the bracket and you just see, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. The X marks the spot. And you go one bracket. Don't be doing this variation crap. Believe in your picks. Believe in yourself. Believe in what you believe. Believe in that mouse when you click on it. Believe that is the way to go because here's the thing. If you have multiple brackets, no matter what, you're going to be cheering for every team. And so whoever loses, you're like, that's all right. I got him in a different bracket. You need to feel the joy of a win and the pain of a loss. The pain of a loss.

52:07Yes, it sucks your bracket gets busted sometimes. But to know that you went all in that you had guts. That is what March madness is all about. To see your picks advance. To see your picks get knocked off. And the devastation that you have to wait 365 more days to fill out another bracket. To have another chance. That is what we do this for. So sit back, relax. And you ain't going to relax because you're going to be screaming at the TV and enjoy the beauty. That is March madness. One shining moment. You reach for a beer. The ball is tipped. We can't play it. But we'll take a break and we'll be right back. Crackin is built to make crypto simple. Buy Bitcoin, Ethereum, and over 450 other assets in seconds. Fast account funding. Fast with draws. And recurring buys if you want to stay on schedule.

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56:13Do your research, ask the right questions. Then visit orderlymeds.com slash podcast for an exclusive offer. Again, that's orderlymeds.com slash podcast. Individual results may vary not medical advice eligibility required. See site for details. Baser goes, did you look at my bracket? Because I believe we're doing family. My parents are traveling the country. No way they're able to figure out brackets on their phones in a different location. So it's probably just me boomer me, muff, baser, $0 on it, but pride. I usually win. Baser, her bracket was sitting on the table. Did you, did you look at it? No, I didn't look at it, Baser. I did see you have Tennessee. I didn't tell her that. I'm like, no, I didn't see it. Seriously, did you see my bracket? No, I didn't see it. But like, should Tennessee winning it all? Baser, I'm not copying that. But she always goes with hometown hero. She'll usually pick to win it. And then if the team has an animal she likes, she picks that one. My mom, she usually goes with the Catholic schools. Like if Notre Dame's in or something like that or Xavier. Cal Baptist.

57:13Yeah. Oh, she'll probably go. Yeah, any church school. She'll probably go with that. Not sure going to be her strategy this year. But my dad has been trying to call no teeth Keith. Kid. And he hadn't been answering. And I talked to my dad and he goes, oh, the bracket comes out. And guess what? Keith calls me three times. Kid, am I going to be able to get in on the bracket? Kid is the bracket going to still be going on? Kid. I just, I don't have access to the computer. So I'm going to need to fill out a paper bracket. And my dad tells him, oh, we already know. We got North Carolina down for you as the national champion. And he goes, kid, I don't think we're going to win it this year. Kid. But that kid hurt. And so he's like, but so I'm not going to pick North Carolina. And my dad's like, okay, well, what we'll do is batter's box and I batter's box. What if everybody gets batter's box here with the staff? We're going to drive up to where you're living. You know, he's living about 45 minutes outside Austin.

58:15He's like, we're going to come, come to you. We'll go to lunch and we'll help you fill out a paper bracket. And then we'll enter it in on the computer. And that way you're in the bracket. Oh, kid, would you really do that? Kid, I have Jim and I making my picks this year. I'm not going to do the poster boards. That's beautiful, kid. I really appreciate that. And my dad's like, well, who do you got winning at all? And Keith goes, I can't tell you that. My dad goes, why? He goes, because then you'll know who my picks are. The Idaho Vandals kid in their turnover percentage. And my dad goes, Keith, I'm going to come to you and fill out a paper bracket. And then I'm going to go in and enter in the computer. So what difference does it make if you tell me who your national champ is? I'm going to know either way. Do you really think I'm going to copy your picks? Oh, kid, I didn't even think about that kid.

59:15Oh, kid quit. Kid, that is kid. Oh, stop. But honestly, kid, I don't know who my national champ is going to be yet. Kid, I'm thinking about picking Oregon for Charlie Kirk. Is that where he is from? Favorite school. Oh, I don't even think they got in though. Who Oregon? Yeah. I don't know. But you know what I do know is that I get a text from my cousin Andrew. And I'm like, what is this? He's doing a bracket this year. Like he's doing a family one. Join my 2026 CBS sports women's tournament bracket. And I'm like, what in the world? You got to block that number. He is a seasoned ticket holder to the women's college basketball at the University of Texas. And he goes to the games. And now he is trying to rope me into the women's bracket. And I'm going to tell you this.

1:00:16Before we sign off, I'm going to tell you who's going to win the national title. There are only two teams. It's Arizona, Michigan. Those are the two teams. They're going to meet in the final four. Whoever wins that game is going to win the national title. Van Dinslut. And I'm going to tell you who it's going to be. That little line, that graph that you've seen. No team in the West has won it since 1998, which is unbelievable. And to see that graphic, if you haven't seen it online, only like 13 schools have won the national title since 1998. That's quite quite amazing. And Michigan falls on the right side of that line. But unfortunately for them, they lose in the final four. Arizona is cutting down the nets. It's the chalk pick. Everybody's picking Arizona. But they're the best team. They're the best team. Tommy Lloyd.

1:01:16These bringing a championship to Arizona. They're good. They're really good. So I'll play once. Oh, once. Can I just read a couple text messages between you, me and Justin? Yes, please. Justin. First 50, I said dummy for the March madness. Me. 50 different emails. 50 different Venmos. 50 different user names on the site. Oh, wait, what site allows 50 teams? All wait. Justin. ESPN idiot. I'm in a 50 team group right now. I don't understand how you think that's hard. Me. Then post on Facebook and we'll get a ground swell. It will be a sanctioned sore losers event. If you have the dick power to pull it off. Justin. Not going to gain traction if you guys don't promote it. But apparently you f that up already by saying it was a dumb idea. Lunchbox. No. What we said was dumb was having them email me so that I could send them to you. You just do it.

1:02:16And if you post it, they contact you. The middle man is dumb. Me. These things can get hairy quick just giving you a little business advice. I promise this is over in a second. Justin. There's no email. I simply send them the group name and password on ESPN. Then they Venmo posted up on Facebook. This has been done since the stone ages. Lunchbox. Then do it. Justin. It's been done. But I didn't even see him post. I never saw post me. Never saw posted. Me. You're going to need lunch box to deem it a sanctioned event on the Facebook group. Right now it's unaccredited. Justin. Well, the only one who can do that is lunch box waiting on him. Me. Yesterday at 6.05 a.m. Final message hasn't been respond to in two days. Me. Welp. Jennifer Brownlee just teabagged you. She put up squares 100 strong. And we got crickets from you. Dude, he's so mad. He's not flying.

1:03:16I could buy his flight. He's still going to come out of principle. Dude, he's so mad. He's so mad. Because he thought he had a great idea. But it's like, bro, until you have all that crap flying into your Venmo, you don't want that. I mean, it's a lot, dude. It is so much like. And he wanted $100 a team times 50. That's $5,000. He wouldn't get 50 people for $100. I don't think that many people would do it for $100. That's a lot of people. Steve. I ran a bracket for the sore losers nation a couple years. And how many people were emailing and Venmoing in. It was so much. There were like 150 people in. I was like, I don't have enough time. It's exhausting. So maybe the $100 entry fee would, you know, whittle it down a little bit so you wouldn't get as many emails. But hey, Justin, I post it, dude. I will endorse it, man. I will endorse it. We want what you want, man.

1:04:17We just want you to be happy. Well, and you guys aren't business owners out there. I know you truck drivers. You guys just work for the man. And then I mean, honestly, well, the farmer's own their own businesses, but also the tug boaters. You're working for the man. But me and Bayes are at a clothing business. And what we learned is on Etsy that people's user names is different than their Instagram names. Oh, dude. No, it's so hard. Their address is different name on their address is different from their name on Etsy. None of it matches up. So somebody would send Bayes or an Instagram message. And we'd be like, did we send this person a shirt? And we'd both be like, I don't know. They all are different names. The Venmo, the Etsy, the address, the Instagram name. None of it matches. So literally our business consisted of this. Hey, do you know who John Doe is? I don't know. I got a Venmo from Jeremy likes.

1:05:22Thank you for believing that. Okay. Well, I don't know. Is that John Doe? Well, and then he has another, I guess he messaged me on Facebook. And he said, I pet. And I liked up. So none of it ever is easy. The entire business. That's why we stopped doing it. Bayes, did you mail this? I got a girl and Instagram messaging me. Well, I got a girl Instagram messaging me, but she's messaging me for her husband's account. Oh my gosh. I have no, I don't know. Are they married? Are they banging? Did we send them both a shirt? I have no idea. Did I get the, I, for the fancy football league, I'll get a Venmo from someone that says, I'm paying for someone. So I'm like, oh my god. Like, I mean, but that's okay. Like the other day. Sometimes that by 500. Like the other day, it was the last year. It was someone lived in Canada. And they don't have Venmo in Canada. Well, so he had to have his friend or his sister or his cousin in America send me the Venmo.

1:06:24And then he was in the league. I mean, that was fine. It worked out, but sometimes it's very confusing. Very confusing. It's difficult. It's hard. So good luck. Make your squares hit. May your team's advance. Make your teams advance. And always remember, it is the greatest time of the year. The ball is tipped. Kid, I'm heading over with a fat Sharpie and a fat poster board. You know, I'm just open that door for my fat ass. It is great. It is great. It is great. I got to do mute. Sorry though. I got to do mute the first four hours. I'll just have to just audio version only in the headphones, maybe. My wife, she's into it. She's like, I got to do my research. I got to do my. She's like, she tries to break down the bracket. She doesn't watch anything. And she'll read like 26 different websites.

1:07:24I'm like, she'll stay up till two in the morning. And then she'll be so tired. I can't stay up and watch the games. I'm so tired. Like her team Texas played last night. Did she even know they were in the playing game? No. Well, and that's why my mom and dad aren't invited in the family. One this year. Maria and sister Muff went over to dad's house a year ago. And she said she was there for four hours helping him fill out the bracket. Because he was researching every single team. Well, at the end of the he finished last. They just filled out hers in four minutes picking cats in her hometown team. The vols. Yeah. And just don't worry tonight. I'll be on the phone with my parents at 10 30 p.m. Trying to get them in the bracket because they can't figure it out. And we always wait till Wednesday night at 10 30 p.m. It's freaking amazing. And you don't have to do the playing games of like snow. No, no, no. But games start tomorrow, man. So you got to put it on. You got to do it. The only problem is still not with your bracket.

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