Social Media Advice - 3.6.26

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3:03Exfinity. Imagine that. Restrictions apply. This is from Cash in St. Louis. Steve, I'm a long haul driver, and my wife hates that I'm still doing this kind of work after 14 years. But she's happy whenever my big paycheck is given to her. For the past four months, she has refused to have sex with me, because she thinks I have sex with women in every city I pass through. I have never cheated on her. But I'm tempted to. This one woman is always happy to see me whenever I'm in her city. And last week she told me everything she wants to do to me. I haven't had sex in four months. Please tell me how to stay faithful. Hello. I'll tell you right now. You called her a long haul. It's a long haul. It's right there. You called her a long show for that one. Four months and a half. What? Yeah, you called her a long show.

4:04I'm just trying to tell you. Yeah. You have no help for this man. Well, here's a problem we have. He's saying there's a woman that's happy to see him all the time. He comes through her time. Oh, no. If you a long haul drive, where's your meet this woman at? Mm-hmm. And y'all have an easy extensive conversation. Now she didn't told you what you want to do. What she wants to do now? Never cheated on your wife. But you've done 50 things. Oh, months. Yeah. Oh, months. Four months. Well, you can't go for four months. I mean, what's a hundred and twenty days? A hundred thousand. Not if you take it more money, we ain't. Yeah. I'm going on a hundred and twenty days without being with y'all. But my wife, that's not. She's taking my money. And she's happy with the big checks. And she think I'm sleeping with somebody. And I'm not. And now she doesn't stop sleeping with me. So we have two questions. What is she sleeping with?

5:04She's sleeping with me. And who you want me to sleep with? Sit down. Two questions. But it's only been four months though. Well, you're not getting this next. Okay. What is she? What is she at a medical condition or something? You didn't get to the doctor. You're still here. Now listen to me. It might be four months, but it ain't fin to be five. I'm just trying to tell you that. Let's be clear. Let's be clear. So you can offer him no help on how to be faithful. That's the question. To resist the temptation. To resist the temptation is you have to immediately stop talking to this woman. Okay. But she already told you everything she want to do and how is she going to do it? Okay. Now. All right. Now what? It ain't no way. And I ain't going to be curious about what you just told me.

6:04Right. She put it out there. It's a long haul. You better pick it up where she put down. Yeah. No. There's a ride and then thank you. Yeah. You're going to do what? Riding in face. Next time I'll come in. Okay. I just know it's 120 days. He just wants to be faithful to his wife. That's all he wants. Wait. You're going to do what? Oh my. Oh my. You said communication to resist temptation. What else can he do? Right. That's all you can do. Listen to me. Temptation is undefeated. You can't defeat temptation. So if you keep talking to her, it's going to happen. Boom. As I pass through Texark County. I'm saying right now. It's going back. No. She's in Texark County. Just long haul. Just long haul. Just long haul. Riding. Thank you.

7:04You're doing the man the mind. All right. I'm going to tell you right now. If she worked down at that bookies. Uh huh. Probably going to go down. And they clean. Well. You got everything in there. Clean. Nice. Really clean. You can get something to eat afterwards. You just let's get sandwiched. Yeah. But he ain't allowed over here because he had truck driver. They ain't got no trucks as well. Oh, he can't. Oh. See, I didn't learn all the rules. Now, I'm going to stop at books. Nancy Willers is not allowed. You're all right. They're not. All right. Well, there's that. Okay. Uh, coming up. You're going to love. Coming up in 20 minutes after. We'll have more of the Steve Harvey morning show right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey morning show. Tired of spills and stains on your sofa. Wash away your worries with Anna Bay. Anna Bay is the only machine washable sofa inside and out.

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