Social Media Advice - 3.2.26

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3:07It makes my twin brother steer clear of social gatherings with my wife. How do I get this to stop? Well, why am I steer clear social gatherings? I'm in here with tight pants. That's his business. He may not want that out. It's just walking around with a cocktail in my head talking to him. How you doing? Well, he's different than you, obviously. Well, as you know, Ray, I'm gonna take something, young boy. Work with this blessing, take advantage of it, participate. Cause in a minute, it ain't gonna matter. It ain't gonna work. Yeah, put in work, though. Oh. Oh, you got time. You know, put in work. He just wants it to stop. So, okay. It will. It will. It will. It's sad. He's not like my mother used to say you were long enough. Yeah. Oh, he will, darling. Whoever I can't do. Come on over here. All right. It's a minute, Category. I'm sorry. Yeah.

4:07It's just going to give you a good run, Ian. Don't. He didn't say it. Oh. It's a moment. All right. Here we go. We do have time for another one. This is from Quinn and Alibaster. Quinn writes, excuse me. Quinn writes, I got a call at 11 p.m. from a male friend that was drunk. He was out with a group of friends that we went to college with. They were trying to figure out a funny story that happened back in the day. I don't think it was a problem to take the call. And it was on speakerphone. So my husband knew it was a group of people. The call was super short and I helped them figure out the story. My husband got up and went to bed. He wants me to block my male friend's number. How can he be insecure over something that harmless? She got a call late at night from her friend that was drunk. He happened to be a male. Cool. You and your husband watch a TV.

5:08His following rings. He gets a call late at night from a female. If you solve the problem for the female, now he solves the problem for the female. And he hang on phone. Do he get to turn around and just finish watching the movie? No. When and how much do, when do the hell break out? It was 11 o'clock. You remember one? Yeah. But what's she calling you for? Yeah. Yeah. Double standard, though. Remember that double standard. Mr. Good to do that. Yes. That's a good memory. What's she calling you for? Oh, he would get out of this. Oh, yeah. I would have served all of them. So yeah, he has every right to be upset. And he's not being petty. But how are you? How are you all of a sudden? You, you, you, you the memory bank.

6:09Because they want to college together. Well, okay, we are the college. Well, is it the fact that she didn't say? More, you know, I call you out back or whatever. You know, it sounds like he had a part of it too. The timing of her taking the call. He doesn't want him calling her at all. At all. Yeah. Is that right? I'm not mad at that either. Did you say no male friends here? You always say that. To get the call. Yeah. I get these male friends and they go, why are you calling her? Well, he was drunk. Number one, he was drunk. And he called her. Uh-huh. That's a disconnection. I'm just telling you. It's a connection. What do you mean? A comfortable column. A comfortable column. Yeah. I will go get her. I'll shout. I'll finish the call. I'll finish the call. Three. Let me go.

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