Social Media Advice - 3.17.26

0:00This is an I Heart Podcast. Guaranteed Human. Hey, when's last time you've listened to Hot 995? Because we have all of the music, but also a lot more. Like, in turn, John, and your morning show. I'm Elizabethany. I want to make sure you always know about the latest events, deals, and things we're making fun of around the DMV. I love this station. You talk about real stuff. And Nick Gomez gets you access to all of your favorite artists. And we're all given a bunch of things away every day. In fact, you might even be able to win a million dollars. Oh, it's never working. Awesome. We're DC's number one Hey Music Station. Hot 995. Jerry on Steve Harvey FM says at a recent happy hour, one of my co-workers asked his wife to stop by, and we were introduced. I thought nothing more about it. But the next Monday, the guy came up to me and said that his wife wouldn't stop talking about me. Then he went on about how he thinks she's been cheating on him and flirting with other guys online. So now he wants me to DM her just to see what happened.

1:04I don't know if he's really trying to bust his wife or if he's putting me through some kind of test. Either way, it feels really off, and I want no part of this. How do I get this guy and his relationship out of my life and without causing drama at work? I feel simple. Hey, man, I'm not getting involved in that. Yeah. Keep me out of that. I don't want to have nothing to do with that. And then secondly, they swing us. That's what that is. Wait. There you go. There you go, big dog. Go back. You see it now. You know when you see it. Go back. It's on my eve. Yeah. Go back. They're swingers. A man asks you to hit on your wife. Oh, I got you. Okay. I got it now. Yeah. And you slide into DMs. If you do it, and she agreed then the next move is, hey, man, I'm going to be there too. Can I watch? In the baby. Here come the baby. Right after that. Yeah. It's a big time. Wow. I'm about to do it. Holly, walk around the baby.

2:04You'll watch it. Okay. All right, Steve. All right. Well, we have another one. I told you how. Go on the wire by surprise. Puppet lady, hold a roll map out for y'all. What is the shock about? It had a whole trial of him calling up. The ugliest sex worker I've ever seen. I'm not thinking over the way this man looked. I had missed a great opportunity in my life. If I had to know, you could be all looking. I had to be the sex worker. I just didn't know. I thought you had to be fine. By the all cut up knowledge here. Man, that little crank is out there right here. Turns out you don't. He looked just like my partner running Florida. What are you doing? What is going on? Florida running. Oh, not that that makes a difference, but yeah, the correction.

3:07Wow, Steve. Okay. Are you done with that? I can't get over it. I just I'm still stuck on that. Added that whole puffing Netflix documentary. The thing that I struggle with the most was the sex worker. That had the job that flew in all the time. The same one. Yeah. Yeah. I was just requested. I be. I. It's all. You had to look like a chippin' day on dance to be fine. All is here. Turns out, you know, I didn't know you'd be okay. To look like little man. Lookin' like running Florida. That's crazy. So confused. All right. We're going to move on. We have time for another one, Steve. This is Kyle on Steve Harvey FM. Kyle says my roommate is getting on my nerves. He doesn't buy any groceries, but he tries to divide up the food. Keep in mind that he's contributed nothing to the shopping experience.

4:10I've tried to talk to him about it, but he just laughs it off. I've even considered buying my own mini fridge and a storage chest for the stuff I buy for myself. And padlocks for both of them. Is there a better solution aside from just kicking him out? Bro, you got two ways you can do this, and you just mentioned both of them. I would get a mini fridge and put it in my room. Keep my stuff in there. You know, cause if he coming up with half of the rent, that's good enough. But that food, I keep my food in the room. When it's time to cook, I take it out there and cook. That's the best thing to do it. Now, if he can contribute it in the rent, kick him out. I had that exact situation after college one time. I never were a good friend of mine. Stay with me, man. He wouldn't make it no contribution. Wow. Kick him out, huh? All right. It hurt me cause I love this dude. But we friends to this day, we fixed all that.

5:10Oh, we're good. Good. All right. We'll have more of the very kind Steve Harvey morning show right after this. Yeah. You're so nice. You're listening to the Steve Harvey morning show.