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About this Episode
This morning we talked to someone who is on a separation with their spouse and is trying the single life for the first time.. We also played the name game which did not go as planned, learned why people are given the middle finger, the worst spring playlist and is having clean dishes on your counter dirty?
Transcript
Friday never disappoints, but I've never, never,
except for that playlist, the playlist did disappoint.
Yeah, you'll hear that.
What Spotify says, these are the perfect spring songs.
We disagreed with 99% of them.
Yeah, I think there was one maybe two songs.
We talked to someone who's going out with their friends
for the first time in 12 years over the weekend
for why should we talk to you on Monday.
We had a name game with having to do with basketball movies.
And some guy thinks that he is being trained out of his job.
Man, a lot of ground.
Hey, and if you like the country quick mixes on Friday mornings,
you can get them by texting the word mix to 3, 2, 1, 6, 5, 6, 9, 4, 5, 3.
Just want to throw that in there.
Good smart.
Here's the podcast.
It's so, so yeah, can we do it one time for your mind?
I believe that we can.
Yeah.
Brian Riley, what up?
Good morning to you.
Even though we've already talked extensively this morning.
What do you mean?
We'll pull back the curtain a little bit.
Anyway, good morning to you, sir.
Good morning to you, Kelly, Kelly.
Look, it's shout out to Marcelo Hernandez
texting in this morning saying, Felice Friday.
Yeah.
My guys on my way to work, but party on after.
But party on after.
Party on after.
Yeah.
That's right.
Reading stuff.
No, it's not looking at me.
Also, big shout out to Chrissy, Gary Marlene,
also texting in some good morning texts as well.
CJ texting in two, saying, wet wood, you're not wrong.
All right, CJ.
That was a conversation that happened.
That's an inside baseball term.
It's not two inside baseball.
Wow.
And that's their using wet bats.
I don't know, man.
You're telling me.
Hey, let's get the show on track, shall we?
Come on.
We got a lot of ground to cover today.
Focus up.
Got a brand new quick mix coming up today at 820,
that always feels good.
It's actually, well, I'm not going to say, my question is,
how do you feel about it?
Okay.
There was one mistake.
Here's the thing about the quick mixes is, I don't like any of them
because I hear every tiny mistake, like, right.
If a song comes into loud or if I kind of, you know,
if it's not exactly on measure or things like that.
I don't like any of them.
Right.
But is it the worst one ever?
No, it's not.
But it's kind of like if you ever listen to yourself back
on the radio.
Oh, I can't.
I find it excruciating.
I do.
I nitpick everything.
Exactly.
Like I should have stopped talking there.
Yeah.
Like when we talk with our consultant, I think I lost my last radio job
because I couldn't stand myself on the air.
And when we were talking to our consultant, I was like,
it is physically painful for me to listen back to myself.
By the way, what?
I should probably just tell you this off air,
but I'm not going to be in that meeting with him next week.
Sorry.
So I'm ditching you twice.
Okay.
So let's listen.
Let's list all the ways in the next seven days
that you're going to ditch me.
We got the big, we got the big rating celebration coming up tonight.
Last minute planned.
That the last minute.
It was like two weeks ago, he sent it out.
That the owner of the company, Mr. Bob Layton,
who owns our collective future,
put together for us and said it was so nice about it too.
He was even being funny in the email.
And you know, he's super happy about the ratings that we put up.
And he said, I'm throwing a celebratory own.
Sure.
Yeah, absolutely.
I'm the only one that's going to be there.
As of now.
I mean, you might, you might have,
Bob Layton's going to be there.
What if he didn't show up to his own party?
Then I'd have to pay for my own stuff.
Like, why am I even here?
He's like, well, Kelly's going, I don't know what I want to make.
I want to make that.
I'm going to stay home and drink in my basement
if I knew no one was going to be here.
Hey, guys, what's up?
Nobody is crickets.
Why it?
So you're not going to be at the rating celebration this evening.
Thank you for that.
You're going to the Las Vegas of the Midwest.
Yep.
Iowa.
Iowa.
Yep.
And then you're going to be not in the meeting
with the consultant next week.
I would say it's more of like the Atlantic City of the Midwest,
but yeah, let me say that.
Okay.
Yeah.
The Reno.
The Reno of a Reno.
The Lothlin of the Midwest is a small old Johnson.
All right.
Just keep ditching me, dude.
Just keep ditching me.
I'm building it.
I'm building a callus.
I wish that you were going to the ratings party tonight
because I do enjoy when we hang out.
Because we were going to like make a day of it.
We were.
We're going to go out to the Legion, where you bar 10.
Yep.
So I could get made fun of by the patrons again.
You would.
Yep.
That would have been great.
Which was a great time.
It was a great time, by the way.
It was.
I thought it was.
Again, going back to it, I thought he was kidding.
But he wanted that guy to say to me that guy Kelly wines.
He's not lying though.
I mean, no, it's true.
It's true.
It hurts.
It is.
It hurts sometimes.
It happens.
That's how you become strong.
Whatever.
Yeah.
I mean, you were going to wear a button up shirt.
Are you going to get it up to you?
There you go.
A pearl snap.
You pulled.
I'm going to go home and grab a shirt.
You pulling the pearl snaps out tonight?
Should I?
I don't.
You tell me, bro.
It's supposed to be nice and warm.
You got better fashion sense than I do.
This is a.
This might be a pearl cent pearl snap type of day.
I don't know.
It depends on what you're feeling right now.
Cheat bourbon whiskey and pearl snaps.
Do you know that song?
No.
That's a good.
That's a good.
That's a fun.
It's a Texas country song.
I want to say.
She would.
I can't remember who's saying Jason Bolin maybe.
Yeah, never heard of it.
Yeah, it's like.
He's a Texas artist.
Don't worry about it.
Let's move on, Brian.
We're talking real crazy right now.
I bet.
But anyway, so let's see.
All right.
We got that out of the way that you're not coming with me
to the party.
Nope.
What else do I got on my list here?
The Thompson Arizona.
We already talked about that.
But hit that one on it.
Because I was super.
Hey, I got a question for you.
And everybody listening right now.
Okay.
I love doing chores in the house, right?
Sure.
And this has to do with dishes.
And I want everyone to chime in on this.
If you can help me out.
Because I do all the laundry and all the dishes in my house.
My wife works full time.
She's very tired after work.
She teaches skating too.
So she's exhausted, right?
Right.
Right.
I have free time.
Okay.
So I do the laundry.
I do the dishes.
Do you have everyone's laundry?
Everyone.
My son, my daughter, my wife.
Do you fold their clothes too?
Oh, yeah.
Is that weird?
As my daughter, I'll be honest.
As my daughter gets older, it's a little weird.
Yeah.
So I mean, I feel like your son is fine.
Yeah.
It's no big deal.
It's second nature.
Right.
Yeah.
It's not where you're folding my wife's clothes.
Because I've seen all this already.
These were coming attractions a long time.
Yeah, man.
Now, have you considered having the kids fold their own clothes?
Like just dump their clothes on the bed.
My son will.
My son will do his own laundry.
But I do it for him.
He's a good kid.
Sure.
He deserves to have him.
Do you pay them after you do the laundry too?
Let me get to my point, Brian.
Okay.
I was just asking a couple questions, dog.
Does everybody consider clean dishes?
Clean dishes, drying on the side of the sink to be a mess.
The reason why I say this is we have somebody coming over.
My wife has to come up with a skating routine for some of her skaters.
So she has another skater coming to the house.
I did all the dishes yesterday, right?
But they were sitting in a rack, drying next to the sink.
And she goes, God, the kitchen's so messy.
I was like, wait a sec.
Those are clean dishes that are just drying right there.
Are clean dishes we need to come up with a ruling on this?
Clean dishes, drying next to the sink on a drying rack, is that a mess?
What are we referring to as a mess?
Are we referring to it as an unsightly thing?
Are we referring to it as actually messy?
I think unsightly.
I think it's an unsightly thing.
Well, and I got to, and because we have so many dishes,
I got a little tower.
I got a little, you know, oh, damn, Tasha texting you.
That's right in there.
Yes.
Nothing pisses me off more.
Wait a second.
Just right on the ramp.
All right, Tasha.
Let's unpack this a little bit.
Let's talk together about this.
Does that mean I have to wash and dry the dishes?
I can't just throw them on a drying rack?
Hold on.
Time out, Playa.
Are they coming over today?
She's coming over tonight.
Well, then if you put them away.
Okay, but my wife doesn't have time because she's going to get home.
And tomorrow's my son's birthday, so we're all running around like crazy
trying to get that handle.
Yeah, but you'll be home.
Right?
You'll be home for a few minutes.
Why don't you just put them away when you get home?
Because then I start to get angry.
Like, why am I doing everything?
Like, you can't even put a dish away.
Like, I understand you're busy, but I start to get angry after a while.
You know what you got?
This is where the bribery comes in.
Because you've overbrived.
Now it's tough to bribe the kids to do stuff.
With the children.
Right.
Like, I would tape a $5 bill on the dishes and say,
Oh.
Put it away.
It's yours.
And one of the cabinets, there's a $5 bill.
You got to find it.
Yeah.
Put it away and it's yours.
Like, Tasha saying to me, don't even bother doing them.
Geez, Tasha.
Take it.
No, I will say, though, I think if you're going to have people
over, the dishes should be put away.
Okay.
I don't think you should have had to do it last night.
I think I was, I think I was a little hurt to be honest with you that I was working so hard
doing laundry and dishes and everything else.
Yeah.
And then it was like, uh, the kitchen's a mess.
No.
My feelings were hurt.
I, um, I would hug you, but it's awkward for us to do that.
Both of us needed one of us once that.
And neither of us want that.
But I would say that it is a little unsightly.
Because most fair enough that I was wrong.
No, I'm not saying you're wrong, Kelly, because I don't want you.
I don't want this to turn into that.
I'm here, dude.
I'm here already.
I'm here.
So I'm just saying that those dish racks, they don't hold the dishes right.
They don't.
So like when you have your dishes and you put them in the thing, they don't line up.
If they were organized nicely when you could put them in there.
Right.
It's a different story.
But they don't, the dishes never fit in the each rack.
It looks all over the play falls over there for a counter argument.
You can go ahead.
To me, what I see it, I'm like, oh, they did their dishes.
This is a clean family.
100% agree.
Because we have friends that we've gotten to know well enough to where their house doesn't
have to look immaculate every time we come over.
Yeah.
That's when you become real friends, right?
When you don't have to spend an hour cleaning before people come over.
Right.
And sometimes they'll be dishes next to the thing.
And I'm just like, oh, this is a clean family.
They watch dishes.
Right.
But apparently, I'm not saying that it's dirty.
I'm saying it's, if you're talking about having people coming over, the look of unorganized
dishes is a bad look.
It just looks bad.
Because even subconsciously, it's just kind of like a mess.
Right.
But I'm saying now, if you had those, that drying rack, that could fit your dishes right
and you could line them up, then it can make it almost sequential like it's supposed to
be.
Like you have a lesson to learn.
You want it to be all.
Yeah.
Then, I think you could leave it.
I just had a million dollar idea.
Come on.
Drying racks that just go right in the cabinet and right in the drawer.
You just throw your stuff in there, wet.
And then there's some removal.
Then you hide it.
No, there's just some removal part at the bottom where all the water drips, you clean that
part and put it back in.
Trillion.
That's a trillion dollar idea.
Somebody get on the phone with Tichler Wood and tell him I have a whole new idea for
kitchen cabinet.
Now, sweet Sue has a comment, dude.
Come on.
If you're a clean family, they'd be put away.
Oh.
Shots fired, Sue.
Shots fired.
It's a tough go.
Man, Tasha is coming in hot with all of these.
Now, yeah, she is absolutely fired.
This must be one of those things that she has gotten into some conversations with.
My Jones texting in.
Well.
My Jones.
Okay.
When she gets home after I've been cleaning, she'll find the one thing that I didn't do
and be about, my Jones, you are 100% right.
And that makes me so angry where there's like maybe one of her Yeti cups is sitting in
the sink and I didn't get to cleaning it.
And she'd be like, you didn't finish the dishes.
Oh, I would.
I would.
And I'm like, you've got to be kidding me.
I would go, well, then you can finish it.
You know what I said to her the other day?
I'm listening.
We were already hot.
You know when there's just, there's tension, right?
Yeah.
The bubble is boiling.
You know what I like the way that I do most of the dishes better than the way you do
none of them.
Oh, yeah.
I said, I said, as a matter of fact, one of the last time you even touched a dirty day.
Oh, man.
I was mad, Ryan.
Yeah.
I respect my woman, but, hey, man, how long is a two-way street?
How long after that did you apologize?
Oh, I love dude.
It exploded.
I was going to say, how long after that did you apologize?
I'm done apologizing.
I'm 50.
Oh, stop.
I'm 50 years old.
If I do something wrong, I'll apologize.
But if I just have some quick wit, I ain't apologizing for that.
You've changed.
You've changed for the better, dude.
Cause, dude, when did you become such a rebel like that?
Cause, man, I'm 50.
Can I start maybe enjoying life for the first time?
Man, I've been trying to tell you this for years.
I'm never going to be able to retire because I don't have a single penny put away.
Can I maybe enjoy these few years?
You know, it's, it feels like I'm slowly rubbing off on you a little bit.
Maybe you are.
And the worst part is you're slowly rubbing off on me and I don't think the same person
is always.
I want to become me again.
I want to be me.
When you, when you ditch me these next few days, you can become yourself again.
I will.
It'll be great refreshing.
Oh, no, here's a question.
Come on.
So, do you not have a dishwasher?
We do.
But there's, like, I don't want to put glasses with like, you know, we're, like, you're
not supposed to put like plastics in the dishwasher.
Sure.
Sure.
Sharp knives shouldn't ever go in the dishwasher.
Things with like logos on them or whatever should never go in the dishwasher.
Well, so there's certain things that don't go in.
Well, since your family doesn't touch any of the dishes or anything like that, just
throw all those dishes into the dishwasher.
You don't have to put them away and I'm not going to do that.
I'm not going to ruin my sharp knives to just set them in there.
You should, they should never go in the dishwasher.
You can't watch sharp knives in the dishwasher.
You didn't know this?
No.
Because there's like a, like, dishwasher detergent is kind of like,
pumicey.
So it, like, dulls your knives when you put sharp knives and I don't buy that.
Good.
Well, I know that we have a chef listening who backs me up on this.
Chef, yes, chef, yes, chef.
If you're out there somewhere, tell Brian that you're not supposed to put sharp knives
in the dishwasher because it dulls them.
I don't have a dishwasher anyway.
So it doesn't matter to me.
But I just forgot.
I forgot we're in different tax brackets.
Well, your name's on the show.
It makes sense.
Stop teaching me and we'll put your name on the show.
We never know if you're going to be around or not.
Well, I don't know if I'm going to get fired this week or not.
You don't want to meet with the consultant.
Why should we put your name on the show?
Well, I mean, you're doing half the work to be honest.
I'm doing us, I'm doing us a favor not being in those meetings.
I'm helping us out, but because otherwise things go off the rails and we don't need it.
Oh, my gosh.
So going back to it, people are saying that maybe just put the dishes away.
It's just unsightly.
When I get home today, when I get home today, I will put the dishes away.
After I run and get my son his birthday cake.
Now, it's not that you're wrong.
I don't want you.
We've got to make sure we touch the sense of such a year.
Let's do this and then we'll do history.
Okay, it's not that you're wrong.
It's just that it's unsightly as all it is, Kelly.
Fair enough.
Fair enough.
I can live with that.
And thank you.
Wow, we really touched and heard this morning.
Yeah, Tasha, we apologize for.
Yeah, Tasha.
We were ruined her day.
We apologize for rooting your day at quarter after six.
That's our bad.
You know what ruined my day yesterday?
I went through the car wash.
I forgot to take the student driver magnets off my car again.
And they blew up.
Yes, that's twice now.
I forgot to take those damn thing.
I have to keep, I've bought more student driver magnets than anybody in the Midwest.
Have you got, when you went back, did you ask them if they found any?
I'm not going to do that.
Why not?
Because what are they going to walk into the car wash and find them for me?
Well, they might be like, actually, we have 12 of them.
Because you keep leaving them here.
Well, by the way, shout out to crew car wash.
Shout out to you.
Shout out to you.
That's two sponsors mentioned in our very first break.
By the way, if you have any student driver magnets at crew car wash, can you give them
back to the yellow fee that Stephanie drives through?
I'm going to go back in there today because it was stupid to wash my car yesterday with
all the melting snow.
I know.
I was thinking about washing it.
And then I was like, well, I'm driving to Iowa.
Probably no point to wash it because that's going to smell like manure.
Yeah, that states a dump.
I used to always know my grandparents lived in Latimer, Iowa.
Yeah.
If you look it up, it's a town of like 180 people.
Cool.
And you can always tell when you got to Iowa, the smell of manure, just bam.
It hits you.
Have you been to Diamond Joe's down there?
No, I've passed it a million times.
Is it nice?
Well, you drive by.
It looks like a barn.
It looks like...
Right.
That I know.
It looks like a dump.
The cool part is you go there and the door handles to the casino are corn cobs.
Oh, perfect.
Because they're corn cobs.
I like the casino.
They redid it a little.
Not too long ago.
Is it big?
It's decent.
Okay.
It's smaller than the two in Minnesota than the...
The two big ones in Minnesota.
All right.
Well, hey, you're just going to do sport stuff.
Yeah, I was thinking about staying, but I got to work tomorrow.
So I think I might just leave later tonight.
It's a two and a half hour drive.
What do you got to do tomorrow?
I got to barton.
Like you can't call and say, you want me to fill in for you?
I can't call and say because I'm filling in for somebody.
Oh, dang.
I took somebody else's shift for it.
Well, that's what you get.
I noticed that you'll move heaven and earth to go barton at the legion, but to go to
a ratings party for us, you won't...
I do anything.
I don't know if that's true because you said, hey, dude, let's hang out that day and we'll
go to the legion.
We can go to live.
Yeah.
And then I went, oh, wait.
I'm going to...
I can't do that.
I don't remember my plans.
I think you're making that up.
Do you want me to take pictures and send them to you to prove that I'm actually down in
Iowa?
My wife does enough of that stuff already with her screenshots of every conversation we
remember.
But I'm complaining a lot this month.
That dude was right at the legion.
Let's do this.
I've had way too much caffeine this morning.
Did you...
You haven't popped a five, did you?
No, I didn't even buy a five-hour energy smart because I could tell I was already...
You were already juiced up.
A peeked already.
Is it a full moon?
Like, what's going on right now?
I don't know, bro.
Dang, we got a lot of text I got to get back to.
You know what I did do though?
I cheers my mannequin this morning on the way in.
I was like, you know what?
Just because I know that you're fake now doesn't mean I'm going to stop cheering you
on Friday morning.
Somebody stopped me recently at the bar and asked me if that was fake.
The mannequin thing?
No, I asked me if it was fake and I said no, it's real and I showed them the timestamp
that you texted me at 4 a.m. outside this guy's house.
Take a picture.
That sounds terrible, dude.
They all were like, oh, he actually, I go, look, we don't...
Well, we tell hard, stupid stories.
Yeah.
What are that stupid?
There's no sugar coating it.
We just got to get it off our chest.
Yeah.
I was in therapy.
It was on this day.
Oh, we...
It was on this day in 1928.
When people let you know that they're glad you're the way you are, doesn't that give you
a beautiful feeling inside yourself?
Mr. Rogers was born on this day in 1928.
And just man, talking about a guy who just changed the world.
We need another Mr. Rogers, man.
If you watch PBS now, it's all these like super bright, flashy, quick cut cartoons.
Yeah.
You need a guy like Mr. Rogers to come in and just turn down the temperature a little
bit.
Turn it down.
Yeah.
Keep it cool.
Call it collective.
It was on this day, Michael Jackson signed the biggest contract in music history.
You know, I'm still the biggest?
Yes.
How much it was?
A hundred million?
No.
With Sony, he signed a $1 billion contract.
Yeah.
Did he get paid all that?
I don't know.
And then he turned around and bought like the publishing rights for Sony and they say that's
why they had him killed, same with Prince.
They used because they used their money against them to buy them out.
To buy them out.
And then like, and so that's why they absolutely destroyed Prince and Michael Jackson.
That's why they killed him.
I believe in 100%.
I think the radio and the record industry is shady.
Really?
Oh, absolutely.
I know the record industry killed Prince.
I know that for a fact.
You do your research, Brian Riley.
Do your research.
What's the YouTube channel?
I got to go to to find out.
All of them.
You got to go on rumble because YouTube is really cutting down on the on the conspiracy
theory.
So you got to head over to rumble now.
You're changing over.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a new leaf.
Let's see.
Oh, it was on this day.
Oh, man.
I hate to laugh going into a sad moment.
It was on this day in 2020.
You got to know when the motorway.
When the motorway.
When the motorway.
When the motorway.
Kenny Rogers died on this day in 2020.
I was already six years ago.
Really?
Right.
Six years.
Yeah.
Man, come.
You know what that means?
What's that?
The Casinos got the Kenny Rogers slot machine.
I got to throw into 20 just out of diamond.
Yeah, just out of respect.
It's probably one of the worst slot machines involved.
Do you even play slots?
Are we?
Oh, yeah, I crush slots.
Okay.
I like to play table games because money lasts longer, but they're always filled.
Yeah.
Table games are always filled.
So I go to the slot machines and just burn just average money.
Is Kino still a thing?
Can you still go play Kino?
Yeah, you can.
You can.
You want to stay with the 85 year old lady?
Yeah.
It's the most boring thing.
I don't know how people do that.
It's like high speed bingo.
It's also the game I don't get how people can sit and do.
And I have some friends that'll do it.
And they play jacks or better.
It's the five card poker game where you just pick the card.
All the video poker.
Oh, yeah.
And they can sit there for hours and play that thing.
Man, I don't know how they do it.
I don't either.
It's, I sit there and my, all right, my attention depends gone.
Like how long would you be able to sit and play blackjack?
Or whatever you play when you go to a table?
Oh, I mean, if I'm at a casino, I can gamble the whole time.
Damn, I don't know how you do it, bro.
It's because I'm a degenerate.
It's all, it's a different.
We're built different.
I forgot all about the degeneracy.
Yeah, like if I was, that's why if I always say like, if I was a billionaire,
if I became rich somehow, the money wouldn't last longer.
I'd have to have a financial advisor.
And I have to, I wouldn't have any access to any of the pass codes.
They would quit.
No, they would be like, I can't do this with this guy.
No, otherwise I would be completely broke.
I mean, yeah, what's a thousand dollars on this bet?
Yeah, you'd be one of those people that you see.
Oh, yeah.
Why won the lottery and it ruined my life.
Yeah, I, it would ruin my life.
Well, Brian, I don't think you have anything to worry about being rich anytime soon.
That was a job.
Nope.
But, well, maybe you start showing them at ratings parties.
Don't even do it.
Don't give you a rate.
I'm going to ask for a raise at the ratings party.
I'll be like, Bob Layton, look, no one else showed up.
You know, it's going to be awesome.
You'll go, yeah, I'll give you and Brian a raise.
I'm going to show up.
And I get a raise.
All right.
Well, Brian Riley, as per usual on a Friday morning,
I did not leave you enough time to do the golden ring of games.
Underneath.
But so, March Madness kicked off.
What, yesterday?
Is that the technical term for it?
Yep.
Did you watch that tip off yesterday?
Okay.
Correct.
I did watch right away.
In the beginning, is it teams that no one really cares about?
Well, no, the first, it's the, it's 64 teams.
Okay.
So, it's just the biggest day and there's so many games.
Okay.
So, everybody loves the first three days because there's so many games.
And you maybe see a few underdogs win and stuff like that.
Right.
Like yesterday, I think, how many under, I think five or six underdogs win yesterday,
or teams that were lower ranked.
Well, you maybe don't know this, but there's certain rules that the players have to follow
during March Madness.
I saw some of these yesterday.
Like this one, they can make their own brackets as long as there's no money involved.
You want to violate the betting rules could face severe penalties.
Which is kind of dumb based on how much money is in college basketball now.
Right.
But it's like you and I said, if you want to bet on your team, then by all means, you know.
I've never understood those rules when I can't, like, I get betting against you.
Wait, because then you would throw the game, right?
Yeah, I get throwing the game.
But like, Keith Rose is the best example.
Yeah.
He's like, I've never bet against himself.
Right.
That's cool.
To rate his baseball player of all time, not going to get in the Hall of Fame because he bet on himself.
Isn't that, like, isn't that what you're supposed to do in life?
Bet on yourself.
Every single motivational speaker will tell you bet on yourself.
Right.
And he did it.
Now he's getting shunned.
It's not.
Yeah.
But I don't like that.
Jewelry is not allowed.
And headwear is limited.
There are specific rules for headbands.
But berets and bobby pins are not allowed.
So yeah.
I always, whenever I see Justin Jefferson wearing that insanely expensive necklace that he has
out of the football field, my dude, aren't you nervous?
Someone's going to grab onto that.
That's got to be a hundred thousand dollar necklace that he wears.
I've heard somewhere that there's guys that will lose it.
And then they have people like, go search for it.
Of course they'll like, they ring like a magnet or however they find it.
Man have to tuck their jerseys into their shorts, but women don't have to since there's
are usually shorter.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
It looks presentable.
I love that.
That's why you think they tuck in their jerseys.
I don't know.
I mean, presentable.
You know, they don't get caught up.
Can I, can I do, do you didn't watch any games yesterday?
I did not.
Yeah.
You know how we always talk about clothing is cyclical, like trends are cyclical.
Yep.
They're slowly going back to the 1950s style of basketball uniforms for the shorts shorts.
The shorts are getting a little high.
Some of these.
I wonder why?
Because that's the, have you seen kids now that they have the inseims that are like five
inch inseims?
That's true.
Yeah.
These dudes out here are playing in some skin tight five inch inseam basketball shirt.
I'm seeing way more thigh than I need to.
Kids look like Jack Tripper now from three's company, like their shorts are high, man.
Yeah.
Dude, I'm like a brother.
A little bit.
I don't mind.
I don't mind.
I mean, I, excuse me.
I mean, I kind of like it.
I love to high.
I'm married for 17 years.
What do you want from me?
I'm not a little bit fingernails must be clipped and can be excessively long.
Yeah.
That makes sense.
That should just be a life rule.
Don't let your fingernails get to a, players can lift or players cannot lift or carry
teammates.
So like if they win, they can't even like celebrate like that.
Really?
And then tobacco is prohibited for NCAA basketball players.
That would, I mean, when they get smoke and then go play a basketball game, I guess they
could chew.
I don't like that.
I couldn't, I couldn't be zinnin.
I couldn't, you're telling me.
There's no tobacco in zin.
That's just nicotine.
Oh, so I can just pop as many zins as many zins down as you want to, man.
Man.
Just put it in your mouth and get it going.
If you're talking about it, I got some big news.
We're talking about it.
Turn it up.
Here's what's trending on the Kelly Jordan show.
If you missed it, maybe Chuck Norris isn't as bulletproof as we thought, what everybody
was.
Did you see this that Chuck Norris had to be rushed to the hospital?
I didn't.
So Chuck Norris was rushed to the hospital in Hawaii, the island of Kauai due to a medical
emergency.
It happened sometime over the last day or so.
Now he's 86 years old.
Yeah, he is.
Yeah.
Doesn't look at though.
Does not look because his birthday was a couple weeks ago or a couple of days ago.
Yeah, I was going to say wasn't it not too long ago?
It happened sometime over the last day or so, but there's no word what was wrong.
And as of yesterday, Chuck was said to be in good spirits and cracking jokes.
Well, that's good.
So he said he just turned 86 and he was still training like he is starting to look old.
Like he's crossed over that line where you just start to look pretty old, but but at 86.
Yeah.
The word of his emergency had anything to do with him, like still training and everything
like that.
It might have.
I watched the training video.
Dude, still hammer some punches.
I would guarantee he does, man.
I would guarantee he still got some heat, but because the guy that he was training with
had that body suit, yeah, that boxers have like boxing training coaches wear.
Maybe it's that whole thing is, you know, use it or lose it.
Like he's still using his muscles, still using his brains, still, you know, still
hitting it.
That's why I don't want to retire, dude.
The second that you let yourself go that and you don't have retirement, right?
I won't be able to, but I'm saying like because the second that you stop doing things,
it's like I saw it with my mom.
The second she retired, just instant downward side.
My dad's been retired for years.
He has a butt's mark on his couch where he washes all the shows.
See my dad did it right.
He was kind of forced into retirement, but he was always out in his garage welding and
building and doing stuff fixing and tinkering and that's the way you got to do it.
How does that?
And our thoughts and prayers are definitely with Chuck Norris because look, we're still
not over Betty White.
We can have you losing Chuck Norris, right?
Yeah, absolutely.
We can't be doing that.
Now, this might be the first time this has ever happened in the show's history.
ABC has officially pulled the plug on the new season of the Bachelorette, which I know
we got some people that are probably losing their minds because of it.
Like that's their, that's their go to show, but it's all because the star or the Bachelorette
Taylor Frankie Paul was caught on video from back in 2023, assaulting her then boyfriend.
And there is video of it.
We'll have some audio.
It is a little bit tough.
Just going to give you a fair one.
Yeah.
A little bit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Look at you.
Look.
It's full of views.
See Taylor?
This is all you do.
It's the only thing you know how to do is hurt me.
Geez.
Oh my God.
This poor dude, man.
Not okay.
Okay.
Oh man.
And so in the video, it shows that Taylor who was going to be the Bachelorette viciously
assaulting her ex boyfriend named Dakota and then throwing several metal chairs at him.
Now this is where it gets gross while her then five year old daughter was in the room
while the whole thing.
Oh my gosh.
That poor little girl.
Now at one point Dakota says Indy was hit by one of the chairs, which is the daughter.
And you don't see that happening, but you can hear the baby crying or the child crying
in the background.
The incident led to Taylor being arrested.
She ended up pleading guilty to third degree felony charge of aggravated assault, which
would be reduced to a misdemeanor if she successfully completed the terms of her probation.
And as of the cancer for the cancellation, the rep said Taylor is quote, very grateful
for ABC's support as she prioritizes her family safety and security.
What?
That is nothing to do with what just happened.
You're the problem.
Yeah.
What do you mean?
That's that video is hard to watch.
Now we kind of laugh about that time.
My girlfriend punched me in the face when we were driving.
Right.
But like if I would have had video of that, like I could have like she might have broken
my nose while I was driving.
Yeah.
And she was violent more than just that one time.
So we kind of joke about it because it's awkward when a guy gets beat up by a girl.
But that video man, that struck a chord with me and it was hard to watch that guy just
have to just sit there and take it.
Now here's the other thing.
Taylor was also on another show called the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.
Yes.
And that show is also now in limbo because of the actions that took place.
Cancel them all, man.
Just cancel them all.
Who said they paused production in the midst of filming season number five?
Man.
Which is so crazy.
Well, I'm telling you, there's just some bad people in this world that just, I hope that
she gets no more shine in her life.
Yeah.
Well, I don't think she, I don't think she possibly, that's a tough one to bounce back
from.
I just think violence.
You don't bounce back from that.
I honestly, I hope she doesn't bounce back from that one.
We're going our separate ways.
That's what we have this morning and why should we talk to you on Monday?
That is when someone has something going on over the weekend.
They call us up.
They tell us all about it and we get to hear on Monday how it all went.
That is why Amy joins us this morning.
Amy, what's going on?
Why should we talk to you on Monday?
Hey, guys.
So I'm sure I'm going to have a good story for you on Monday.
I, I'm going through a trial separation with my husband right now.
We've been married for 12 years and in that time, I mean, I, I've been such a dedicated
wife.
I've not really had girls' nights or girls' trips or gone out or, you know, anything
we do, we do together.
And so this is going to be my first weekend that I'm going out with my friends in, I mean,
it's been more than 12 years.
Oh, so you, like you haven't been out, quote unquote, partying in 12 years.
Yes.
That's correct.
Oh, without your now separated husband.
Correct.
Yeah.
So trial separate and I'm always worried my wife is going to drop this on me someday.
I'm not even playing.
I'm worried one day she's going to be like, we need to separate and it wouldn't, it's
because I'm a hard guy.
I'm a very hard person to live with, very hard person to live with.
So I always worry about this.
But what is the reason for the separation?
And I ask, or is it this reason that you haven't really done anything in 12 years?
It's not that.
No, definitely not.
You know, I think if I told him I wanted to go out, you know, I'm sure that he'd be
okay with it.
Okay.
Which is why I'm not worried because, you know, trial separation, we could be getting
back together.
I'm not, you know, it's not over over yet.
But we've just, you know, life throws you some hard things sometimes.
And we've gotten thrown a few hard cards and, you know, COVID changed the world.
And we're, we're in a different spot than we were 12 years ago.
You know, we were young.
Yeah.
We were real young.
Another thing I worry about with my wife is that she was only 24 when we got married.
And I was much older.
You.
That's another thing I worry.
This isn't about me.
And I'm sorry, Amy.
I'm not.
We'll figure that out later.
I'm sorry, Amy.
I'm not trying to make it about me.
It's just everything you're saying is striking a big nerve with me.
Relatable.
So how old were you guys when you got married then?
We were about that.
We were, I was 23 and he was 25.
That is young, man.
Yeah.
That is super young.
And you do change a lot over those days.
Right.
Okay.
But I know this isn't about early 20s than the 30s.
I know this isn't about your separation.
I'm sorry that I'm focusing on that.
It's just something that I live in constant fear of.
So my question to you, let's change it.
Let's change it a little bit.
Please Brian, you take it.
Are you at least excited about going out and trying this single thing or are you like
what are you feeling like?
I'm super excited.
You know, I know that things have changed so much since the last time I was out.
Yeah.
Um, I really don't know what to expect.
I'm afraid I'm going to look like the old lady at the bar with a bunch of young kids,
but I don't know.
I don't know what to expect.
That would depend on where you go.
Right.
If you want to some hip dance club that might happen, but um, do you like to have drinks
at all?
Are you, uh, you know, I don't want to say are you a drinker, but do you enjoy having
drinks?
I do.
I do.
Yeah.
I wouldn't consider myself a heavy drinker by any means, but I like to throw back a cocktail
or two.
That'll help.
Well, that's a good thing because I can loosen up, loosen up the nerves.
That's good.
Now, how many gals are you going out with?
There's going to be four of us total, including myself.
It's good number.
Hey.
Give yourself a nice high top for chairs.
Um, do you know, do you know where you're going yet?
Do you have a plan?
I don't know.
The girls are choosing.
Okay.
Because they go out all the time.
They're all single.
Oh, so they're experts.
I'm the only married one.
Yes.
Well, tell them to be gentle with you all of this in their hands.
Okay.
That's probably, they probably know the hotspots and if they're all, are they all your
age?
They are.
Yeah.
Okay.
All the same age.
So yeah, they're not going to drag you to some spot where you'd be out of place.
And trust me, as an older guy myself, there's plenty of places you can go hang out and
not feel old.
Yeah.
I fully trust them to choose the right spot.
Awesome.
So there is a little excitement to this weekend that you have coming up.
There is.
But I'm telling you, I'm sure I'm going to have a good story for you on Monday.
Now, are you like, are you and your, your separated husband?
Are you guys okay with like, you guys getting somebody's phone number or dating it, like
going out on a date with somebody else?
Like how, how far are you allowed to push it?
We have had that conversation and we've both agreed that we're allowed to talk to other
people.
Okay.
And go as far as maybe a kiss, but nothing more.
Oh.
Okay.
We can cook you a little spicy.
Sweetness.
All right.
Amy.
Well, hey, me and Brian, which is the best, right Brian?
Absolutely.
I mean, hopefully this is just a absolute blast and you get to blow off the steam that's been
building up for 12 years.
Thanks, guys.
I can't wait.
So what we'll do is we'll call you Monday this exact same time and find out how it went
going out with your girlfriends on a night on the town for the first time in 12 years,
okay?
Sounds good.
The Kelly Jordan show.
The female voice you hear, well, that's Jennifer Levin.
She's from our newsroom and she joins us periodically to play some games.
Hi.
Today, we're playing the name game.
Yes, we are.
How are we doing it, Brian?
So today, because of March Madness, I kicked off yesterday, I want you to name the basketball
movie based off of the clues that I give you.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm pretty sure there's only like eight basketball movies.
I'm just going to say I know a few pop into mind, but you should be okay.
It was either this or name the college based off the clues that I give you.
Jen would have killed that.
Right.
Right.
I wanted to make it semi-fair.
I would have done horrible.
I wanted to make it semi-fair.
Okay.
I don't think I've ever once watched a March Madness basketball game.
What?
That's all I freaking do.
That's the rule.
That's probably one of the most unpatriotic things.
Unless, unless it has just been on at a bar or something where I've been, then I've
probably watched it.
So during this time, what do you put on the TV?
I don't really watch TV, dude.
I just, I really don't.
If TV's on, it's usually YouTube videos about boating.
All right.
Don't judge me.
I've already done that.
I've been judging you since the moment we met, but there's nothing, nothing's going
to change now.
Jen, don't you judge me.
Nope.
No judgment here.
Thank you.
You can judge me.
All right.
Here we go.
Name the basketball movie based off the clues that I give you.
Are you ready?
Let's go.
Recruit.
Father.
Son.
Prison.
Prison.
Coney Island.
Jesus shuttles worth.
Holy cow.
Recruit.
Father and son.
Prison.
Kelly.
Kelly.
The longest yard.
That's a football movie.
That's save the sport.
Which one?
The Adam Sandler one?
The Bird Rettled one.
Kelly.
I like a ball.
They're both equally good.
Oh, sports.
Recruit.
Father and son.
Prison.
Coney Island.
Jesus shuttles worth.
Hoop dreams.
Hoop dreams.
Is that a movie?
Yes.
That's not that one.
It is not that one.
The correct answer.
He got game.
Oh, dang.
That seemed like it was your movie.
Denzel.
I love the soundtrack.
Yeah.
Denzel's in it.
The goat.
That was a great soundtrack.
All right.
Let's do it.
Come on.
Pull it together.
One on one.
Quincy.
Monica.
Kelly.
Kelly.
Above the rim.
It's not above the rim.
It's not above the rim.
Is that a movie, too?
Yes.
All right.
I've never heard of.
Not above the rim.
Okay, Jen.
Here we go.
One on one.
Quincy.
Monica.
Kelly.
Kelly.
Above the rim.
It's not above the rim.
Dang it.
Is that a movie, too?
Yes.
All right.
Yours.
One on one.
ิ
Quincy.
Monica.
Hoover dreams.
It's not fat.
The mom is yours.
No.
Can I guess?
Yeah.
Is it basketball diaries?
No, it's not.
It's not.
Oh.
I think it's...
Love and basketball.
Love and basketball.
All right.
Okay.
면 But it's 0 for three?
Oh for two.
Oh for two.
Oh for two.
We are on a roll.
There we go.
You guys should have done the colleges instead of the movies.
I didn't think it was this hard.
It's taken a really long time.
Number three, here we go.
Name that movie based off the clues that I give you.
Based on a true story, Ken Carter, contracts, lockout,
Kelly, Kelly, Blue Chips.
Not Blue Chips.
God dang it.
Richmond.
True story, Ken Carter, contracts.
Actually, you shocked it all the best of always.
I know.
Richmond.
All right, five, four.
Radio.
That's a football movie as much as...
What is going on here?
The movie is Coach Carter with Samuel L. Jackson.
Oh, dang it.
I never saw that one.
Neither of you have seen it.
No.
Ooh, all right.
Two more left.
Three more left.
Here we go.
We're going to get one of these, I think.
Winter takes all, I guess.
Here we go.
Name the movie based off the clues I give you.
Trash Talk.
Kelly, Kelly.
White man can't jump.
Yes.
Yes.
I had that one the whole time.
Yeah.
As I sooner or later, that one's coming out.
Oh, my goodness.
We got one.
All right.
All right, Kelly, Joey, by the way.
On the board.
Two more left.
Name the movie based off the clues I give you.
Where are you right now up here a little bit?
LeBron James.
Kelly, Kelly, Space Jam.
Space Jam.
Yes.
I think they call this clock, right?
Don't they call this clutch I'm doing right now?
Yeah, the longest yard is talking all about it.
Yeah, Wildcat.
All right, here we go.
Last one.
That's another football movie.
Name the movie based off the clues I give you.
State Finals.
Hickory.
Small town.
Coach Norman.
Indiana.
Jen.
Jen.
Is it, um, Hoosiers?
Hoosiers is the correct answer.
Yes.
Jen got one.
She's on the board.
But.
Airbond.
Hello.
After these six clues that we gave, only three were correct.
Dang.
I knew as many basketball movies as I did actually.
You named three football movies, I think, in total as well as basketball movies.
Ten cups.
Yeah.
Any given Sunday.
Yeah, we're out of rule.
Team rule.
Oh, man.
I did not expect to win this one, Jen, so I bow to your basketball prowess.
But I'll take it.
Yeah.
Congratulations, guys.
You were brutal.
What?
Today is it, Brian, the first day, oh, spring.
Ooh.
And you know, that's a big celebration here on the Kelly Jordan show.
My entire family is like, hey, are you going to get that boat out this weekend?
Well, there's still ice on the lake, so it's going to be tough.
Yeah, but how sweet.
Like, if you can get out on the lake and have a little fire out on the lake, there's
enough ice.
Oh, and 70 degrees.
It's going to be a big puddle out there.
Yeah.
It's going to be nasty.
Yeah, not going to be fun.
I mean, the boat wouldn't go out.
I could probably get on the river somewhere.
There's probably open water on the river, I bet.
Not worth it, Brian.
Not worth it.
Sure.
Anyway, so Spotify came out and said these are, according to their records and their analysis,
the number one song that people listen to on the first day of spring.
And you can only assume that's because, hey, the windows are going down.
It's time to turn it up.
That's my game plan when I go down to Iowa.
You dig?
Just the Las Vegas of the Midwest.
Yeah.
No, the Reno of the Midwest.
The Reno of the Midwest.
Yeah, that's what we figured out.
All right.
So here we go.
We're going to run down these and just tell me what you think.
People have text in a few also and then you got one also.
Yeah.
Here we go.
First one.
I'm not doing this one in the spring.
No, actually, I'm so burnt out on this song anyway.
I don't think I'm going to do this on period.
I used to like the song.
Rain.
Like, I like Toto.
I used to think they said, I guess it rains.
I didn't know it was, I blessed the rains.
I guess it rains out in Africa.
And honestly, I don't like, I blessed the rains down in Africa.
I ain't your job to do that.
You're done to bless the rains.
I know what that means.
All right.
Have you heard the Weezer cover of that?
Sounds exactly the same.
Identical.
That could have been the Weezer.
I wouldn't even know.
You might have been.
All right.
I'm still scarred from having to go to that Weezer concert with my daughter at that time.
You didn't sing Africa.
You didn't have your hand out.
You seem like a guy that had the hand out grasping the sun as it was happening.
That concert seemed like it was seven hours long.
I was like, my God, can you play a song?
I know.
When's Hashpipe coming?
The tickets were like 175 apiece to go sit and listen to a band.
I don't even like.
All right.
We're moving on, Brian.
All right.
Here we go.
This one right here.
They say this is a big song for the first day of spring.
You know, I wish that I had just this girl.
Another song I'm burnt down on, but I can see someone cranking this one in the spring
time.
I like it.
I play along with the charade.
Nah.
I mean, okay.
But now look, I didn't come up with this list.
I don't get mad at me.
I like Jesse's girl.
That's a great song.
All right.
You're ready for the next one.
First day of spring, you're cranking down the windows and you're putting this bad boy
on.
I love the song.
Maybe Dr. Field Good.
I don't know about girls, girls, girls.
Again, I like the song.
I know.
girls. Again, I like the song. I know these don't seem like springs. I know I feel the
same way. I feel the same way, but they're just I guess high energy songs and you know
that first time you roll the windows down, you want, you know, the energy kicked up.
Right. I get that, but that's not a spring song. All right. Again, don't hold me accountable
for this. Just the weird website you guys. I saw it on Spotify. Okay. All right. Here's
the next one.
Okay. This one maybe. This is a good song, dude. Tony Bazel was her name. She's actually
a cheerleader who made this one. Okay. That's a good one. Okay. So we got one not so far
one out of five that you say it could be on that playlist. That one I could I could do
that. Okay. All right. Good. Put that one on the on the wall then. Amanda takes to get
it. So Jesse's girl was one of the songs on the list. Yeah. Rick Springfield was the
only concert I've ever walked out of day. So bad. How many Rick Springfield songs are there?
There's Jesse's girl. There's everybody. Doesn't he do everyone's working for the weekend?
Is that what he sings? I don't know, dude. I can't break it down for you right now. Let's
keep moving with this list of songs big on the first day of spring. Now I can see not
being proud to have my windows down with this one, but putting them down anyway. So they
nailed this one, huh? Yeah, this no question. If this isn't on your playlist just at all.
Yeah. You're missing out here. You're worried about what people think about you then. Just
go ahead and put it on there and enjoy the spring. This song is heat. Here we go. This
one, again, I wouldn't put this on a spring playlist. Oh, it's a pregame playlist. Yeah.
I love the song. Love the video too. Somebody texting on say these vibes are way different
than mine. That's what I'm saying. But you have to remember we're talking to a worldwide
audience here on this. This isn't just country music listeners. So we would be we would
probably be a little bit different. I like some of the texts that are coming in better
so I wish I had time to grab them. Okay, keep going. Here's the next one. I don't know
where this one came from. Next. Next. Next. All right. I put in time to grab these clips.
You can at least listen to a few seconds of it. I did. I said next. Right. Yeah. We can
move on. There's no way anyone goes. Hey, you know what? I'm really craving right now.
A little Mick Jagger dancing in the streets with David Bowie. Come on. No, buddy. That's
not no one's playlist. This one was a shocker for me. Now I actually do like this song.
Windows down. I don't know about windows down. That reminds me of old Volkswagen commercial
where that guy was sitting in the car listening to this. They were trying to show how quiet
the Volkswagen was. Oh, yeah. And then dude opens the door and just blasting the song
that goes off when he closes the door. But anyway, all right. We'll move on from that
one. That was Ashley. Are you sure Kelly didn't grab the March Madness playlist? Maybe.
What is March meant? Like these are songs that listen to while you watch basketball. Maybe
these might be basketball songs. All right. Last one. Okay. This one I could this one
I would blast and sing along too. We can all agree on this one, right? Yeah, I'm
in on this part. Hard to be in a bad mood on this one. I mean, I always think about
Zoolander, the scene where they're spraying gasoline. Oh my gosh. Genius. But it's such a
great job. A great mic text again. This list must be for over for people over 40 years
old. Could be me. I mean, okay. Again, everybody. It's not Kelly's playlist. I will defend
him on this. I did not grab these songs. This is something we this is just something I saw
this morning. And I found it to be funny because of the fact. I'm like, oh, yeah, I'll defend
your honor. Thank you. Thank you. It's about time you stand up for me. Now you got one
for us, Brian. I do have one that you say is on your springtime play. This is 100% windows
down. I love this song. And I don't know why I've gotten on a big shaggy kick lately.
The shaggy's been my god. It happens, man. But he's got a song that you might have
remembered from back in the early 2000s that I haven't heard in forever. I remember it.
Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. It's sex machine. Yeah, dude. The
chorus of this one is just it's all vibes, dude. Yeah, dude. I got your back on this one.
This one does rock some of the other ones that people said soak up the sun. That's
sure. Yeah. That's a great one right there. Tim said Alabama reckless should be on the
list. Cruise from a 218 number. Oh, yeah. Maybe a song. That one I just didn't happen to have
ready. Can I tell you what song I did have playing the other day? You know, I had that
hour and a half drive after the show the other day. And it was a nice sunny day out. And
I don't know. I've been on a Mumford and sons kick lately. Oh, and I had the windows
down. I was blasting this one. Now this part's a little taste by itself. I get this.
This is a windows down one for me last week. Cause it's got a lot of energy to it. This
song, uh, songs like this remind me of somebody just, they got through a hard, their hardship
and they're driving to try to clear their brain. That was me. I just got done with the
show hanging out with you for four hours. I'm like that one. Mumford and sons actually
just put out a new album. If you're into that sort of thing, it's pretty good. Yeah, Alexandria,
Alexandra texting and saying, I'm going to stick to blasting my one direction playlist.
Do it, girl. Do it. I'm not. I'm not making any suggestions off of this one. I was just
saying here, here's what Spotify is telling us. I also agree. Cindy's texting in Natasha
Bettingfield, unwritten. Oh, that's another great song. That's a jam. I'm going to try
and work that in the quick mix one of these times. That's such a banger of us. I played that
when I was DJing the craft beer tour. And it was awesome to see like 300 people all singing
at the same time. It's a, it's a jam. I love that. That's great. All right. Well, I'm
sorry. You don't have to, you don't have to apologize. Who made the list a Spotify? They need
to apologize. Yeah. You know what? That's why I'm canceling my subscription. No, you're
talking about it. I got some big news. We're talking about it. Turn it up. Here's what's
trending on the Kelly Jordan show. You ever watch hot ones, Brian? Occasionally. If I care
about the art of the person that's on it, if people don't know what hot ones is is people
go on to a show and it's, it's crazy because it started as just like a YouTube show. And
now it's like everywhere. It's got millions and billions of views. Anyway, Luke Holmes
is the first country artist to make his way on to hot ones. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah,
that sucks, dude. Yeah. Still good, though. Nice wing. Not something I would want at the
house. Still, you know, have for dinner. Well, for better or worse, you will be going,
you know, as a host, there's, there's a throat. You can't really talk. Luke Holmes taking
on the wings of death, living to tell the tale. Thanks for letting me be the first country
artist. The wings were insane. Very good. Hot sauce. Very hot. So the wings get progressively
hotter as these artists are on the show. And then like at the end of it, it's like they
they're getting interviewed the entire time. Right. It's I don't know. It's such a great
concept for a show. I don't know why I love it so much. I've watched probably 50 episodes
of that show. I'm a big fan of the show because I like that. It puts the person that's
being interviewed on their toes. It does. It almost a little bit kind of off off guard.
Would that be the word? Well, yeah, they do catch their guard a little bit catch him off
guard. No question about love that Gordon Ramsey was my favorite episode of hot ones.
Gordon Ramsey was hilarious. Bill Burr was funny as hell on hot ones. A lot of the people
that you don't expect to be funny too are hilarious. Right. Vince Vaughn was awesome
on hot ones. If you've never checked out hot ones, definitely do it. And now if you're
like, no, I'm only true to country music. And that's it. Well, now your two worlds have
collided and you can go watch hot ones because we got Luke Holmes on an episode. I'm excited
about that. It's out now. Yeah, it says it's out now. So you can get it. And you can
even just go on YouTube and look up hot ones. It'll be there. And by the way, his new album
dropped today. Oh, perfect time. His new album came out. So he's been doing a lot of marketing
because he's been on a lot of podcasts. Yeah, he has. So all the marketing is working
on that new album dropped today. I'm excited about it. He was on Sarah Evans podcast too.
Man, he's just, yeah, he is popping up. Yeah, he's doing the marketing thing right now.
And it's genius. Good for him, man. Hell yeah. Now stranger things concluded back in what
the new year. I don't remember how the whole thing ended. It was New Year's Eve was
the final episode. So stranger thing has been done with. But now you super fans out there
will be able to own all 42 episodes of stranger things because the complete series going
to be released 4k ultra HD and blue ray on 25 discs coming out July 28. Aren't they
all on Netflix? They are on Netflix. Yes. The standard and deluxe editions will include
interviews with the cast and crew behind the scenes footage set tours and bloopers. Stuff
that you don't get to see when you're on Netflix. I mean, I guess maybe if you didn't have
Netflix and you were like, dang, I wanted to watch that. I did the same thing with the
sopranos. I didn't have HBO. Yeah, I just bought the DVDs and watched all the sopranos.
Well, and I think what people are paying the money for are all of the stuff that you
get with it. Right. Because they aren't because the deluxe edition comes with 25 art
cards, which people are going to collect because trading cards right now are hot premium.
A hellfire club patch, a parade arcade, a palace arcade coin, which is the arcade they
go to, a hellfire club, D20, so a 20 sided dice, which is kind of fun, a five, five double
sided poster, a Hawkins map, and a 148 page book of concept arts and new writing on the
making of the series. Wow, that's a lot of stuff. So now the standard 4k version is going
to come out at $219.99, which is insane. But the 4k deluxe edition, $469, $269.00.
People will buy it. I guarantee people will buy it. Standard Blu-ray coming in at just
about 200 bucks and the deluxe Blu-ray, $250.00. All right. But at least you get all the
cool stuff that comes along with it, right? The Kelly Jordan show. I think I'm training
my replacement. That's what's going on today in the HR files as we are joined by our
human resources guy, Brian Zen Zen Zen Zen Zen, I don't know if they're going to be able
to help this person. Yeah, what's right? This just sounds like harsh corporate America
right here. So someone emails in and says, please don't say my name on the air. But I
am pretty sure that I'm training my replacement at work. The reason why is that this has
never been a two person position in the history of this company. There is not enough work
for two people to do my position. I have been here a long time and make a fairly decent
living doing what I'm doing. I'm wondering if I'm training in my replacement so they
can bring in someone new and pay them less. I've asked my supervisor about this, but
he tells me I'm just being paranoid. That's what they'll say. Yeah. When I always thought
I was getting fired and I'm like, no, I just being paranoid. Then I would get fired.
Yeah. Well, recently you have just been paranoid. Right. Right. Maybe. Anyway, is there
anything I can do or should I maybe be ready to jettison from this job? The other thing
that this person should start looking out for is all of a sudden are you getting
talked to about your performance when it's never really been an issue. Never really been
talked because I need a paper trail. The elimination of the position might be something
that they would fire this person for, but it would be like it'd be hard, a hard ground
to stand on because there was only you and then they bring somebody else on and then
they get rid of the most senior person. Right. Is there anything you can do when that
happens when you're like the highest paid one, you got to target on your back? Yeah.
I mean, from the company standpoint, we're going to eliminate the highest expense person.
Yeah. Now, if it's for discriminatory reasons, if you're older, protected class, those
sorts of things, it gets a little sticky. There could be other reasons why and your job
still may be safe. So it doesn't sound like it'd be in too upfront, not as that.
Now, could they be training this person because the person that is training them is getting
a promotion? Is that a possibility to me? Yeah. I mean, it very well could be now. You
would think that you would tell the employee that. Sure. Like, hey, you know, because you're
doing this, you're going to, you're going to get promoted. Right. Instead of scaring
the hell out of him. Yeah. So maybe somebody up the chain, they can't know that that person
is going to be let go. Right. Right. Where it's going to be a domino deal. Now, here's
a question. Say, say hypothetically, somebody were to, we had a train someone in here.
And Kelly has a feeling that he's going to get let go because of the training just like
in this. I know. I'm going to turn down the training. Like, it's not because it's not
a part of his job description to train people. Well, so like if someone's like, hey, we
want you to train them, can Kelly be like, no, no, I refuse. That is other other assignments
as appointed by management. Oh, yeah. They always put that little clause in their bride.
I don't have a contract. I don't mind an expires in a couple of weeks, only clause. We
know our white clause. And that's what we're question of weekend. You'll do it and you'll
like it. Yeah. Yeah. That's what you'll, that's what you think. Yeah. My contract expires
I think at the end of the month. So I'm free agent. Let's go. I can bring it all. I don't
think I've had a contract contracts. It's 2018 other made up. Yeah. Don't matter. Yeah.
So there's no clause in this. Yeah. I don't even know what mine says to be honest. You'll
find out on Friday. Oh, fine. Next Friday. After, after the. Oh, it's Friday at the end
of the month. No, next Friday is next Friday is. Yeah. Oh, no, we got to wait till Tuesday.
There's an AM station. That's been calling me. So they want me to do the morning minute.
Anyway, so back to this one. There could be a lot of reasons that maybe they just can't
let them in on. Yeah. I mean, paranoia could be one thing, but tip like. So if you're going
to fire somebody, yeah, it'd be great to have, you know, them trained in by the person
that you're firing. Oh, that's, but it's very, very rare that that would happen. Okay.
If they're going to eliminate the position, they generally they're just going to cut,
cut slaying and see a later. So this person maybe doesn't have to leave just. Yeah. I mean,
unless you see how it plays out, unless you're seeing the signs and there could be something
that's better coming, that's better for them in the future. You don't know. Put positivity
out there in the universe. It'll come back to you. That's all you got to do. True. All right.
Well, hey, we got our fingers crossed for this person that they will not find themselves
unemployed anytime soon. So it's a rough world out there. That is. But thank you, Brian
Zenzhen, for coming down and trying to help us out. And we'll see you next Tuesday for
my contract. You'll see him tonight at the ratings party that he says he's going to be
yet. Yeah. He's changing his mind. He's so lonely. I'm so lonely at this party. All right.
Thank you, Zenzhen. Kelly finds things interesting that no one else does. We mean absolutely
no one. It's time for maybe it's just me. It's funny. Chris is texting and he said, when
I'm on the road and somebody gives me the finger, I make sure they're looking at me and
then I blow them a kiss. It really catches them off guard. They have to. I like to give
him a thumbs up. I just are yelling when someone gives you the finger. If somebody, like,
if somebody hogs a horn at me or whatever, I look at him and I just start yelling. That's
weird. Yeah. Well, I know they can't hear me. But I just want them to know that I bet
you look really silly doing that. I probably do. They think I'm very singing a song
or something. But anyway, so why do we give each other the finger? Now, I've heard a
lot of things that it had to do with like the Spanish Roman War or some, I don't know.
I don't know if that's an actual war. Did they ever fight each other? I don't think so.
The Spanish Roman War. I was just trying to think a two old time he plays. I'm really
looking at that. Anyway, well, don't interrupt me now. Let me finish this. So the gesture
actually dates back to ancient Greece and Rome. That's where I, that's where I came from.
Yeah. That's what it was where it was already considered offensive because it was your
longest finger in most visible. They kind of viewed it as like, I'm sorry, I'm giving
you the finger right now. I don't mean to. It's just a visual aid. Oh, yeah. If someone
looks in right now, they're just seeing you catch up. Yes, you're just staring and talking
at me. That's the longest finger I've ever seen. Someone give someone. Anyway,
it was considered kind of a phallic symbol because it was your longest, most visible finger.
Oh, sure. So they kind of viewed it as a phallic symbol. So they called it digitus and
piticus. And what it essentially meant was screw you, like, bleep you because that's
like a phallic symbol. I'm sorry. And then you're describing it all to me eye contact.
This should be on video that I'm literally shaking my middle finger. You're aggressive
with it. But anyway, now do you thumb in or thumb out when you do finger thumb in or
thumb out? You're thumb in. Okay. Yeah. I don't thumb out just seems like I always like
the guys that did thumb out. I don't know why the thumb out just doesn't seem right. Yeah,
I'm thumb in thumb in. I'm a thumb because I got to hold that one finger down. Like thumb
out seems like you're trying to do like the rock star thing, but you're just right.
Right. Like you can't quite rock and roll. Yeah. You're like your rock or your roll,
but you're not both. Anyway, it was a crude explicit explicit way of basically saying bleep
you or screw you. Okay. And that's why they did the middle finger because it was the longest
one. That means that makes a lot of sense. I never knew that before. I was always like,
why are we offended by that? I still am not offended by it. I'm not either. I'm more offended
when people honk the horn the moment the light turns gray. Yeah. Oh, the man with my daughter
out learning how to drive. That's happening a lot. Oh, that she's not Johnny on the spot
with it. She's still trying to figure it out. Right. And they don't they don't care about those
student driver stickers on the back. No, well, they can't seem because they keep falling off
the car wash. It's all right. But no, those those people are worse than the middle finger. Yeah,
you're right. Like why are you and why are you in that big of a hurry? It literally just
turned gray. I know. All right. We're not in NASCAR here. Can I can you give me a second? Please.
All right. Well, now you know. So in the next time someone throws you a finger as a really
that big of a deal. It's kind of just them talking about olden times. I give a thumbs up very
interesting. Yeah, I did the same thing. How about it? Nice job. Give a thumb up at the middle
finger. It was so great. I love blowing a kiss, though. That's that that someone who's already
road raging, you blow them a kiss. That would drive them into the stratus fingers kiss.
Anyway, maybe you didn't find this one interesting. Maybe you knew it already. Maybe you love just
dishing out fingers when you're on the highway. Poor Brian Riley just got a four minute middle finger
right. Yeah, just non-stop. Sorry about that. I didn't mean any of it, though. But if you didn't like
it, well tune in Monday because I'm gonna have another one. You might not like that one either,
but I always do. And that's okay because maybe it's just me. If you have to be up this early,
you might as well have some fun. And into the morning. The Kelly Jordan show.
That is fantastic. Oh, I'm grown in the Midwest. And that's it for the week, man.
Did I say good smart? I think you did. Yeah, I heard it, but I just let it go because I didn't want
to re-record it. And I am. I want to get the hell out of here. Yeah, welcome to Friday.
