Show Open - Unattractive - 3.27.26

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4:02Steve Albemort, a short show to Strawberry and Calif Real, Mississippi, Monica, Jr. To come back here in the legend that he is nephew, Tommy Jr. What's up with you today, man? Let me ask you some, uh, uh, and I, this is, this is probably a personal question, but I just want to ask you, uh, what, what, what day did you discover you was all attractive? When did, when did you, when did you find out? Hmm. Oh, you had to ask this question, but I can't wait to hear the answer. Oh, no. Like with it, when it hit you all at once, all at once, yeah, cause it do creep up on your little bit. It don't, it, you know, little stuff, you not really sure what it is. Oh, yeah. I guess 15 was when I really knew, you've been ugly long, sir. Well, your 15 is when it really dawned on me that it wasn't going to change or I kind

5:03of saw the right on the wall by the time I was 15. Mm hmm. Yeah, I was in denial when I was younger, cause you know, people say, this cute little boy, you know, you get thrown it off with that, mm hmm, then you stop hearing it around 1110. You got it. And then I started dawning and then some people, man, like just being denial of it, they hold life like Tommy, you know, he just the whole time, the whole time. I mean, he really does think he's attractive and it's sad too. It's really, really sad, man, to watch a grown man not come to the realization of where he is and like, and you struggle with it cause he creates a lot of, uh, look, I mean, look at it. Oh, you tell my thing. I'm talking to junior, I just told you, we on the zoom, I just said, look at it. He said, look at, yeah, look at who, June, who's he telling you to look at with two men? Oh, he had talked about it. Look at him. It's got to be a third person. The fact that I won't be ugly. Let me just bother you. It's the fact that you are.

6:04It's the fact that you are. It's the reality. It's the denial. It's the denial for you. Yeah. 87729st. Call us and let me know if I'm ugly. So. God. Okay. We're going to play these calls. We're going to have a 32 minutes after we'll hear from the nephew to run that prank back right after this. You wanted to say ugly nephew, didn't you say that you didn't know, no, no, no. You're listening. And Doug, there's nowhere I wouldn't go to help someone customize and save on car insurance with Liberty Mutual, even if it means sitting front row at a comedy show. Hey, everyone. Check out this guy and his bird. What is this? Your first date? Oh, no. We help people customize and save on car insurance with Liberty Mutual together. We're married. Need a human? Him to a bird. Yeah. The bird looks out of your leg anyways.

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8:05in the shower. Or it's really like a stone sculpture. You're constantly just chipping away and refining. Take two interactive CEO, Strauss Selnik, and our own cheap business officer, Lisa Coffee. Listen to Math and Magic on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. Then she says, have you seen a photo of my son? And I'm like, who is this person? Welcome to the Boys and Girls Podcast. A ranged marriage is basically a reality show and you're auditioning for your soulmate and who's judging. Only your entire family, I sacrificed myself to this ancient tradition, hoping to find love the right way. And instead, I found chaos, comedy and a lot of cringe. Listen to Boys and Girls on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. Hey there folks, Amy Robuck and TJ Holmes here. We know there is a lot of news coming at you these days from the war with the runs of the ongoing Epstein Fallout government shutdowns, high profile trials. And what the hell is that Blake Lively thing about anyway?

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