Show Open - Not Cute - 3.30.26

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5:18God, no, I'm not cute. Yeah. Because he made a lot of fine people. Ain't nobody never told you you wanted him, baby. You know, you got to go. Don't talk to me. He does not look at you. No, no, no. He said, just don't worry about Junior. It's all right, man. You didn't do that. There's no way you didn't know that. Yeah. There's no way you went that long and didn't know that. Nobody said that to you. Why are you talking to him like you just therapy? Junior, how long have you been knowing me? In the 25 years that you've known me, have I ever told you that you was cute? I'm talking about not one day. Have I ever told you that I heard anybody say you was cute? I told you. You never brought it up in when we was told when you never said. Has Carla ever told you? No, no, no, no, no. Has Carla ever told you that you were cute? Yes. Junior, you're a good look. No, no, no, no. Let him talk. Do you recall?

6:18No, Carla, you know what? Carla, I know. I know. I don't say it. Come to think of it. No. No, no. He never's not sure. Junior, oh my god. Has Shirley. Have you ever, has Shirley ever told you you was cute? I don't know what you're currently here all the time, Junior. No, no, no. We're talking about his curly hair. We're talking about his face. That makes me cute. That makes me cute. Junior, has Carla, has Shirley ever told you you was cute? No, sir. And the curly hair got cool. Tommy. We can't be judging stuff in anything. I'm on the curly hair. God. Look at what we looking at. Let's go out there. So, Junior. That was what was there. Now, your dear friend Monica, miss it, but she ever told you was too. Not one day. I don't believe you, Junior. Those are the three women on the show, me and Tommy never told you. Since 25 years of not hearing, you ain't convinced yet.

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