
Second Date Update Classics: Pink Doesn't Stink + Unconventional Beauty and the Feast
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When a listener describes his date as an "unconventional beauty", we're going to try to uncover if that's the reason she isn't calling him back!
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Brooke and Jeffrey — Second Date Update Classics: Pink Doesn't Stink + Unconventional Beauty and the Feast. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
Hey, we got back-to-back classics for you. It's Brooke and Jeffrey. Thanks so much for being part of our podcast We really appreciate it and if you can subscribe Yep, he's really blows out of the water So thank you again and before we get to your back-to-back classics episode that happens every Saturday Let's read some comments. Yeah, Hannah in Montana said it not not Hannah Montana Unfortunately, but close second. I've been trying to get my son to take a nap for hours And I finally put on your podcast. He fell asleep within the first minute. Oh my god. Oh, Joe's the site He's a year and a half old and we listened to your shows together every day of his life So I guess you guys are the strangest lullaby now. I don't know. I wonder what segment was playing Yeah, first minute of the show so maybe a shock-collar question of the day. I don't even think they finished this intro right now Yeah Hey, thank you for being here in whatever way you listen. It's your back-to-back classics. Good morning. We're good night. Yeah, right now
You know, there's a lot of talk about Riz right now Like a little producer boy's risen baddies again look out I think he does He does We tend to think Riz is all about saying the smooth line and acting confident But we have proof. It's actually way easier than that. Oh We're gonna hack Riz right now. Is that what we're gonna do? One of our listeners had women literally flocking to him all night because of one subtle change that he made to his wardrobe Made him an instant Rizler You're gonna find out in a second date update next broken Jeffrey in the morning second date update You know those axe body spray commercials were some blanky guys praise a little bit of axe on his shirt and then immediately Thousands of gorgeous women start flocking to him from miles around You made the axe documentaries that you watched
Well, yeah, I tried that Me too Didn't get any hot models running up But if you sick cats did come by and cough hairballs onto my doorstep, so that's something Yeah, but apparently there is a trick that men can do to make random women want to come up and approach you out in public No, you don't want to talk to him. You just have the free dream One of our listeners tried it out his name is Mark, so let's talk to him about it Mark. Welcome to the show You got quite the voice mark what's going on man? Oh, is that your trick mark you just talk? No, there's a little bit more to it than that. Okay. I don't want to think all the credit for this one Oh, I was right in on a little secret and believe it or not It actually worked in my experience. Okay, so you even you were skeptical before you did it I was I didn't think it was gonna be that easy. Okay
Easy now what we have to know what this is. Can you tell us about it? I'm not a female coworker. You would give me some advice. Yeah, the secret to get them to approach you Uh-huh. It's to just wear a pink shirt. Oh Oh, I could see this little bit of flare and apparently it's just enough of a warm color that It gives off approachability. I don't know what it is. Yeah, I'm gonna be immediately say secure masculine guy And it's funny every time I wear a pink shirt. I always get that compliment Yes, your mom doesn't count as someone Alexis would this work for you is if you saw a guy in pink would you be wanting to talk to him? I mean, even if I don't want to talk to him in like a flirty way, I could see myself drunkenly walking by I mean like hey, I like your outfit You want to steal his clothes All right, that's a sweatshirt. I'm gonna take Yeah, so Mark, this is something that you actually tried Well, first off, I realized I didn't own anything pink so I have to do it. Yeah, of course you did
Okay, and it's a flattering color. Yeah, so how did this work when you were like trying to meet women? Thought I went to the bar with a couple of my friends just a regular night nothing crazy, and I wasn't saying anything to anybody me and my guy friends were just talking and Mindful. Oh wow Nice shirt Yes, and they're ignoring all my friends and my friends. They're looking at me like I was a jerk Yeah, I'm a little bit surprised that it was this effective the first time that you tried it, but You're you're wanting us to call one woman in particular right not every woman that you met that No, no, definitely not all of it. Oh, is the woman we're calling someone who approached you? She is her name's Tamara Tamara We were both waiting online to the unisex bathroom, and of course she Yeah Tamara, what's that? I love it. What did she say? She just said she liked it She was just like wow, that's a really nice shirt. You wear it well, not you know
She just called me out on it like as if she was surprised. I was even Okay, it was wearing a shirt like most guys would never And how do you reply to that? Well at this point I had heard it so many times in the night. I was like, I'm gonna I'm gonna letter in on a little secret and I said to be honest I'm actually wearing this shirt to meet women. Oh What was her response? Why would you say that? I don't know. I wasn't trying to sabotage myself. I thought I was trying to be honest and transparent Women do like that actually laughed. Oh, she laughed. Yeah. Oh, hopefully she thought it was a joke for me Shots you laugh. That's kind of like no, I think saying she fell for your trap That's like deterring. Well, she's not she's probably not as uptight and skeptical as you guys are This is one of those kind of women you meet out in the world. You know what? Uh, so wait, did you turn that into a egg out? So yeah later on in the night, she ended up finding me again. Oh, which is a little drunker a little more bowl
Exactly. We both had a little bit more influence going on at this point And we found a spot where we could sit down by ourselves and actually talk not have to shout over everybody Well, some of it intimates sit down. How did that go? It was great. We got to know each other. We talked about travel. We talked about our families We even got to our childhood Oh, we got what? Into our childhood. Wow Wow, it's had a lot. Yeah, full therapy session I don't know if it was the color if it was the pink bringing it out in me But you know, I just felt very sensitive. Oh But how drunk were you? Was it like yeah for a great? I got in trouble. Yeah, it could have been that too I won't I like the honesty So after you got done crying in each other's arms, then how did you leave it? Well, eventually she had to go. I found my friends and then she hasn't really been replying my text You know, we exchange numbers and stuff And I didn't know what to do. So I asked my co-worker the female who gave me the advice in the first place
Oh, yeah, and she was like, you know, just send her a question mark like the symbol. Yeah That's actually not the word It's kind of passive aggressive. Okay, I really got to need more. Yeah, like it does feel passive You're a married woman, Brooke. You're not allowed to be a partner You shouldn't be asking for more from you It just feels angry a little bit. Maybe Did it work? Did she respond? All she did was put a thumb up. Oh Oh Yikes, that's really bad. Okay. Well, that's not a good sign Well, we need to get to the bottom of this. We're gonna call Tamara and try and get you a pink theme the edition of a second date up When we do it right after this update Today we learned about the seductive magic of the pink shirt It's a man's secret weapon to get random women to approach you out in public and say Fullerty things to you like Huh nice shirt
I know turned up the heat with that one and it worked for our listener mark Not just on Brooke in her low standards, but on actual women out in the real world It's amazing the first part of that That's how he met a woman named Tamara at a bar then it up hanging out the entire night after that It's so cute But following their bar meetup she's been almost completely avoiding his texts other than the question mark that he sent to her and she just liked it Is that the only communication? Is that the only text you sent to her? Yes, it is. Oh, what Mark are you willing to wear pink every day for the rest of your life if this works? He needs a text in pink at this Yeah, can you change the bubble to a pink bubble? It's a big thing people really want to That's why he's turned to us for some radio help. So yeah, we're gonna do our best here. I'm about to dial Tamara If our low bar is just a question mark. I think we've got this
You never know with us though. So here we go. I'm dialing your number right now Hello hi, is this Tamara? Yeah, this is who's this we are a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning Hey Tamara. Hi, thanks. Good morning. Sorry to surprise you like this But we're doing a segment called a second date update and one of our listeners asked us to reach out to you Okay Okay I love that it's like yes, and then it just dawned on me what you just said Maybe you don't realize what you're getting yourself into here But a guy named Mark met you the other night out at the bar Oh Yeah Yeah, um what What did he tell you?
Yeah, that's so far good reaction. He told us a little bit about your guys' night that you complimented him on his nice pink shirt I'm sorry. I'm sorry to stop is Are you in a construction zone or are you going to stairwell? Are you building a staircase? Yeah, there actually is Contactors working underneath me and they apartment I think you're striking the popcorn feelings underneath me That's good nobody wants those anymore. I mean We're not H-E-T-V but now it's been days of this noise Yeah, no you're good. I assume that you would met somebody else that night and brought him home and locked him in a room And now he's trying to escape So this is better. I think we're still be open for that Yeah, tell us that he wasn't the guy locked in the room Because the whole reason that we're calling is mark told us he felt like he had a connection with you Um, is that all that he told you? Yeah, I mean he said that you guys talked about a lot of stuff like he talked about your childhood and travel and Yeah, did he tell you about our discussion about families?
Not he said childhood. I mean he said you guys talked about family stuff, but not he didn't get into detail But the way you're saying it right now, it sounds like something bad. Yeah. Yeah He definitely tried to get into detail So we were talking about families and he asked to see a photo of my family So I pulled one up from Christmas when we were all together Yeah, it got really weird and actually honestly it got really rude He like honed in on my sister from the picture Yeah, and was like his immediate reaction was wow your sister so gorgeous Oh Yeah, which I mean would have been would have been okay, but then he kept going. Oh Yeah, like maybe what if anything you compliment her mother Yeah, he just say beautiful family. Yeah, yeah, yeah And I'm telling you that's not a look okay No, he was asking a ton of questions like he wanted to know how old she was Where she lived I'm trying to get a date. Oh, you're gonna try to find her on Instagram. Why are you asking so many questions about my sister?
Yeah, we didn't hear any of that stuff from him. I But he did want to call you and not your sister. Yeah, like How am I doing her phone number otherwise he's calling what's right? Alexis We're trying to help here remember and I need to tell you at this point that mark is on the other line listening to this call I think you need to be great. Yeah, he wants to talk to you. I think you're right Unless your sister is there right now, which I mean mark you had to have read my reactions when you kept asking about my sister like I pretty much stopped talking to you all together Once you wouldn't leave it alone. I think you seriously misconstrued everything. I was saying I don't think I don't think so what did she misunderstand mark if you'd see her and her family It's like when you go buy a picture frame and there's like a stock photo in there
I mean, she's her mom. She's knock out for like you would never think she was a mom Now you're talking about my mom too, and now it's my sister and my mom. What do you want to date the whole family? Okay, yeah, move on to a male figure in the family, please Okay, well, that's easy too both that's the dad and her older brother or I don't know if he was older enough But he's looked like he kicked my butt So you're just all grown-in ages You're impressed by her family, and it just came off wrong That's the word I should have used, but I was wrong. I don't know That's true Tamara said that she had a problem with you complementing the physical attractiveness of her sister Yeah, and it wasn't you weren't going on and on about my whole family It was specifically just my sister for several minutes What would Tamara be something that he should have said that would have come off as a better reaction to seeing the photo That honestly anything else, but you could have said oh my gosh your family is so good looking no wonder you're so beautiful
Like you could have given me a compliment out of that Do you hear that mark? Does that click for you? Totally sorry, I It's click it for me now. I was just in the moment. I was star struck by your sister. It's like she's beautiful And No Now he's on it again But to be honest here and tell you what was going on in the moment You never even told me it's younger or younger than you do like I have been thinking about Oh, what are you doing? You've been thinking about it. You've been okay, so you've been trying to But obviously not really a question mark is it really trying to tell me that's like the bare minimum But you've been thinking about my sister and her age and send this is creepy He's just trying to get to know your family I'm sure I want to go ahead to avoid being creepy because I want to make sure she's not like super young or You don't need to make sure of that because you're never going to meet her
Okay, Margie need to just be quiet. Let me try and help you here for a second if I can As a guy, it's difficult to be in a situation where you're meeting somebody new And they show you a picture of a gorgeous woman and it happens to be your sister like that hard It's a trap It's hard to know the right thing when you're drinking that is the right compliment to you You couldn't say the right thing when he was sober on the phone I'm sure that he's pounding alcohol right now He's totally nervous and flusker because he the truth is to mirror the reason why he reached out to us is because he likes you That much that he's willing to do whatever it takes to see you again I think at this point I don't trust that he just wants to take get to my sister through me So there's no way that that's happening If you don't trust what I say let Mark tell you mark. This is your chance Do I block do I fold? I don't even know Mark are you texting the girl that told you to wear that pink shirt for advice along what to say here
I don't think she would help you probably think this whole deep performing Yeah, now you've dug it deep enough on your own It is it is honestly like one big pink grave Yeah, is there another color that can fix this like a yellow? Feels like the moment has come and gone so It was a valiant effort Jeffrey to mayor. We were gonna offer to send you out on a date But it sounds like it's a no Okay, so in that case are you cool if you just give him your sister's Instagram now If he had not found her Jeffrey in the morning If we ever get an update update email from mark saying hey, I found her sister and it worked out way better Do I reply to that email broker pretend like I didn't see it? No, you reply because you love it. I know you don't know what to do if someone shows you a hot woman
I said if you're drinking as a guy and you're presented with a hot woman and you're in the moment You might say the wrong thing as a dude We tend to make those mistakes. Okay, but you don't say the wrong thing over and over and over and over Yeah, he was like He doubled down, so Whatever that relationship's probably never gonna happen But wouldn't it be interesting if Tamara like found somebody in Mark's family He had a secret brother to Mara's dating Mark's dad. Mark is dating her sister Mark's mom is with Tamara's brother Too much like my hometown I don't think I'm here for it. Talk about a weird Thanksgiving Somehow they're like step sisters It's actually pretty easy Thanksgiving. There'd only be like four people there Mark Tamara we have our fingers crossed for your both of your families And all of this started because of one pink shirt Everyone's gonna be in pink at the bars But if you ever need help with your dating life email the show we'll call that person that's not calling you back
You can check out all of our second-aid podcasts wherever you get yours at Broken Jeffrey Broken Jeffrey in the morning They say timing is everything when it comes to Comedy Nailed it nailed it. Let's see Kevin Hartpole that one But one of our listeners learned his comedy lesson the hard way Harder than that yeah Yeah, he attempted a bad joke at an even worse time during his first date And instead of laughter all he got was a silent death stare Oh, no, is it possible that one joke was so awful it completely ruined his romantic chances Oh, man, we're gonna find out or die trying in your brand new second date I get it. I do it update Oh Yeah, second bill bird and we're gonna do it coming up right after this
Broken Jeffrey in the morning second date update Meeting somebody that's you're interested in at a friend's birthday party. Yeah, sounds kind of fun to me That's actually our listeners story today for how they met I've actually met somebody that same way really Now keep in mind I was inside the cake at the time Ready to pop out and this party was kind of like a group Birthday sort of thing No, but I woke up very sore the next morning From crouching inside that cake You know what I know about me and my story let's talk to our listener Paul Paul were you inside of a cake too? I was not inside of a cake That sounds like a boring party We don't know we want to know like what was this birthday? How did you meet this person? Let's hear the whole story Yes, I went to a mutual friend's birthday. That's really not important But
I think it is actually because if you're at a friend's birthday, you know a lot of people There's mutuals there it's different if it's a rando's party and what I'm curious about is did your friends alert you that there Would be a cute single that you were gonna meet No, okay Okay, it was more of a natural meeting. All right, so tell us what's the name of this girl that you thought was so attractive? Her name is Stacy Stacy and uh, I would not describe her as a conventional Beauty, but she is a person who is extremely striking I can't tell if this is a compliment It dabbles like almost a compliment. Yeah, and then it's like a rugged face or what did you call it? I mean, what do you say? Like why even add that into the conversation that it's not conventionally beautiful Why would you even say that? It is bad the more I say it's just how I would describe her Okay, maybe he's like she's not his type, but she's pretty good. Okay, and so how did you start a conversation with her? Well, I just went up and started talking to her about her outfit because
Well, it wasn't Or anything it was stylish Was it like a dress bra? You normally meet like models in bikinis No, no, no, but again, it was a friend's birthday party So I showed up in t-shirts and jeans and there she was in this like very Slim beautiful outfit. She looked like she could be selling cigarettes in the 1930 I get not sure if this is a compliment You have a way with the guys So she's wearing something that no other woman in the right mind would wear, but unless it was the 1930s You guys are gaining it in a negative light. Oh, we are we're just teasing you So she's wearing a flapper. Yeah, tell us more about the hangout. Well talking to her is she's obviously a person who gets a lot of male attention And that wasn't obvious to me Based on the really wasn't okay, but okay is this considered your date? No, no, no, no I got her Instagram handle and then I split into her DMs
Okay, so you didn't ask her out just then you asked her out later Exactly So tell us about the date where you guys met up the day was great. We went out for time. We had good food I continued to ask her questions about her incredible fashion sense because again She showed up in another unconventional outfit. Oh, is she a stylist or something? I'm just trying to think it was like boot cut jeans at this Like it's not a crazy. Yeah, she's like I'm wearing a dress Was she did she like you complimenting her on her fashion style? Absolutely Obviously takes a lot of time and preparation and presenting how she looks and it's incredible It is really amazing to see okay And you know a lot of women spend like a lot of time before a day getting themselves ready making sure they look really good So I'm sure she felt seen Yes, exactly she said that fashion was her passion. Oh, I like it It sounds like a bumper sticker doesn't it? So she talked on and on about that and that was great Okay, and at one point the conversation beard
We realized that we were both conspiracy nuts, which is how bizarre is that? Wait, you believe in them or you just like to know about that. I just like to talk about them I would say we'd like to talk about them But specifically do you guys know the movie room 237? No, is it a horror film or something? It sounds like it No, it's a documentary about the shining but there's a bunch of conspiracy theories about the movie Okay So that was a big point of Conversation for you to because you'd both seen this exactly okay interesting topics though, you know It's not just weather Yeah, you guys can watch a movie and by the end be like okay, we got the treasure map We figured it out really sexy set the mood so how did you two end the day? That was me the probably the only awkward part because when the jet came I made a scuba joke about how she would have to Venmo me and then she gave me a really like dirty looks and I was like I was kidding. I was kidding Oh, no, did she actually Venmo you? No, no, no, no, no again. I trust that I was only kidding
That was the only hiccup and we had a great meal. I drove her home. I kissed her on the cheek Mm-hmm Having really gotten that many texts from her sense. Okay, so there's been some communication for you aiming for the cheek or the lips and she turned I would have taken the lips, but I wanted to play it safe. It was her first. Okay All right, so how long has it been since that date happened almost a week. Oh All right, and nothing like she hasn't texted you. I'm busy or anything It's very like one word answers. So no What do you always tell? Yeah, what do you think? I think she's unconventional So who knows? I just want to see if you guys can get her to text me back Okay, we're gonna call this unconventional woman What are she talks unconventional? This is an unconventional way to go about getting it out So we're gonna reach out to Stacy for you in just a few minutes and find out does she have a reason or is some sort of conspiracy
Hopefully it's the first we're gonna do it with your second date update right after this. Hold on Broken Jeffrey in the morning second date update If you miss the first part of our second date We learned a new way to compliment a woman. Yeah, it's to call her an unconventional beauty You know, it's it's really honestly a good compliment It was just the way he was saying it fell for yeah, yeah, we're unconventional like you are so sexy unconventionally Yeah, it was a little bit confusing, but we think it was supposed to be a compliment from our listener Paul He was enamored by Stacy and her unique sense of style along with her unconventional looks That most men might not gravitate towards but one in a million do find her striking and that one is with us right now And it drove Paul to reach out to a radio show Paul, how are you feeling about us calling her in a second here again? I would like to stress you as an attractive woman
I'm just quoting you Feeling good after that whole recap Jeff But you did say like she probably has men hitting on her all the time. Yeah, yeah, easily Totally, that's a good point Jose. I mean that might just be it. Maybe she's too busy with other dates Like it back to you. It's just swimming in a sea of dudes right now. God. Are you jealous? But my trip anyway, let's reach out to Stacy. Hopefully she picks up and can give us a little bit of insight. I'm down here number right now Hello, hi, is this Stacy? Yeah, who's this? Hey, we're a radio show. We're called broken Jeffrey in the morning. Hi, good morning. Welcome to the show What is this? Is this like a prank? It's broken Jeffrey No, we do do those, but not this time. Yeah, this is our top rated segment called broken notes called second date update
Yeah, I was I was reading the sign on the wall and I got distracted by broken Jeffrey Yeah, it's actually falling in the rankings as we speak so We'd like for you to be a part of it No, I don't think so. Oh, it's fun. I think you need to hear why we even have your information Yeah, because one of our listeners says he went out on a great date with you recently And would like to see you again. He's a little confused why it's not happening though. His name's Paul Oh, no, I can't even don't even know Wait, don't even with Paul or you just hate us and don't want to talk to us Oh, no, Paul like I've nothing against you guys I guess I just can't I'm so mad at him Oh, man, he is in the dark. Yeah, if that's how you feel about him. That's totally valid But he doesn't understand why he doesn't even know you're mad. Yeah, according to his recap of the date It was actually a great night. Oh, yeah, she has problems
Oh, is it problem? Wait, is this a part you noticed on the date or is this something you learned about him later It was what I learned on the date. Okay, listen He didn't take any pictures of me at all during our date and I look friggin incredible. Oh, you wanted to take photos of you Like, yeah, I mean the fact is I am friggin hot like we're Donk it looks really hot on conventionally hot. Yeah, yeah Yeah, I would say that And you wanted him to pull out his camera as soon as he complimented you and start snapping photos At some point And I kept even giving him hints like oh my god. How many more selfies like take a friggin picture of me Did you say he took selfies? Did you take pictures of himself? No, I took selfies. Oh He didn't bring that up. That would be worth it. So you take pictures of yourself
If you saw what I look like you'd understand Stacy, I'm trying to understand By him not wanting to take a photo of you on his phone. No, not not wanting to not doing it To you that was like an offense Can I be honest with you? There's a reason they say actions speak louder than words He can tell me I'm beautiful like I know I'm beautiful Okay, but it means nothing Without actually taking pictures of my beauty Okay, if he if he really thought that you were as beautiful as he said he was He would have been taking photos to memorialize that moment for all of time Hey, maybe he took secret candidates when you weren't looking That would be so creepy that well she likes it Oh Did you just say that's creepy? I heard you say that Well, the creeps serve you did it without me knowing it Okay, you do have boundaries. I am happy Well, I hope that this isn't too creepy to tell you but
I hope he's been taking pictures. What? Paul is actually on the other line quietly listening in yeah It's how the segment works is we have them listen to hear what the reasoning is so Paul are you there? Yeah, I would just want to say that I know you looked incredible on the day That's how I was telling you how beautiful you were and I'm pretty sure I said it like multiple times Oh, you're missing the point Paul worth mean nothing without the actions to back it up Well, I was just focused on being present with you and having a good conversation and Connecting with you. I thought that was more important Usually that's a really You were just thinking of yourself Selfish I think he's trying to say that there was so much more to you, you know than just how beautiful No, I think you're giving him a pass. He doesn't deserve. Okay Paul can you admit that you were selfish that night by not taking a bunch of photos of her look
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you. I never thought that would be an offense Well, that's not optimizing and I was so sad when I got home that night. I only took five selfies in my out Only five I take a lot more hello. Oh, yeah, if you only take five photos of yourself, you know, that's a bad What do you have to say about it Paul? You know out of the millions of different things that could have gone wrong on the date I didn't think of this I should have yeah, yeah, I wish I wish I'd take it more photos. I really I wish I had Yeah, and I wish that the apology could have come a long time ago. Oh, oh Okay, are you saying it's too late? We're having constructive communication here So maybe this is a good opportunity to ask would both of you consider going out with each other another time with many Many photos taken of stacey and if you're willing to do that then we would pay for it We should hire photographers. No, no, we don't have the budget. I think you should book us a trap
Yeah, we don't have that at all. We just say we don't money for You want me to book a clip? You want Paul to book it? Yeah, then I just say that. I feel like I just said that Okay With him you weren't even going to call him back a second ago. I think of how great she's gonna look on vacation I'm thinking like first class Paul Euston coach wherever that is that's what I'm thinking you're thinking airplane So that's how you apologize to you All right, yeah, yeah, I'm listening. He can sit in coach. Oh, okay That's gonna save him some money though This is very very reasonable woman on the phone who clearly thank you You're welcome stacey Unfortunately due to our radio budget. We're not going to be able to pay for plane tickets But maybe we can fund the in-flight meal at least the coach one we could probably afford that one for Paul
I think it's usually a eight dollar snack box Paul would you be open to this idea? Well, what choice do I have? I mean Is that simply way I can spend time with her then that's what I have to do, right? Wow The lace that he's willing to go to for you stacey. Would you agree to a date with him? As long as he's in coach Excess the terms that I'm in first class Wow, and he does selfies of me. Oh What if he buys two first-class tickets honestly your next day. I'm not equals. Okay He needs to remember he's gonna be punished for a few weeks before he's allowed to sit next to him But look at that Paul you asked us for another day You started off with a little bit of miscommunication. Yeah, not enough photos taken and ended with the most unconventional Beautiful romance in all of history I have a tear of my eye. I must feel good It doesn't feel bad It will you check your bank account You doesn't care about that
Jeffrey in the morning When you're a man and you see a sliver of an opening to hang out with an unconventional woman And she says buy me a first-class plane trip to somewhere nice while you sit in coach You can't let an opportunity like that slip away I guess not that's right. That's not an opportunity Jeff sounds like such a good healthy relationship Yep, Paul is no fool and jumped right on top of it That's why he's on travelosity right now booking a $7,000 first-class ticket to Turks and K-Cost like a real gentleman I always wanted to go there while he flies in the luggage compartment. Yeah, if he's lucky But hey good on you Paul you came here for a date and you left with one Do you think that we're gonna get an update from them like five years from now where they're happily married with a couple babies on the way? He's like he bought me my house and he stays over at his house Love does work in mysterious ways and sometimes it takes us to give it a little bit of a nudge
So email the show we'll call that person who's not calling you back and go check out all of our second dates See our whole resume wherever you get your podcasts. They're up at broken Jeffrey
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