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Sanctum Arcanum | C2E49 | Hoshigarasu the Star Eater Oni

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In This Episode…Now rested and resolute, the party sets out toward the domain of Hoshigarasu, the Star-Eater Oni—a fearsome entity imprisoning the spirits of the Diamond Kingdom. With those spirits bound, the island remains locked in an unnatural, eternal winter. As the party advances, the fate of the kingdom—and its spirits—hangs in the balance.


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Sanctum Arcanum | C2E49 | Hoshigarasu the Star Eater Oni

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Dungeons N' Disasters - A D&D PodcastSanctum Arcanum | C2E49 | Hoshigarasu the Star Eater Oni. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.

Welcome to Dungeons & Disasters, a D&D 5-E podcast where I, Josiah, learn how to DM and so much more. Without further ado, let's get into the episode. Welcome to Sanctum Arcaneum, an actual play, D&D 5-E campaign. I'm your DM, Josiah. Hey, my name's Trevor. I'll be playing Joseph Gavish, the human divination wizard. Hello, my name is Nate Sokes. I will be playing Darren Asmerichol. It's the Beast Time Shifter fight. Hey, my name is Kyle and I'm gonna be playing Queen. I'm a human hero. Hey, I'm Elliot. I'll be playing Valikos, a T-fling bar. Hi, my name is Colin. I will be playing Alex Watson, a high-ealth, armor,

artificer. I'm Brennan Riding. I am playing Grunkle. I'm a half-laying barbarian. Join our players as they chase grades, glory, and a little too much danger. Right here on Sanctum Arcaneum. The circuit don't have any insights on how the only would fight. Yeah, so he was telling you all the four of the fight as you all are now on your horse's trotting to the place. He takes you to the outside of the village to the east where the sea is. And on the way, he explains that Bushigarasu likes to bind people. He'll summon and call upon ice from the ground to grab you and keep you from moving. Okay, I got you. How far away is that? That sounds close to the place you're going to.

On horse, it's only a few minutes. Okay, so like less than like an hour, so then that's where we're going to be fighting. Yeah, then before, before all this, I'm going to cast my spell to the trot recipe. Can I ask the party? Does anyone want that last thing? Can I eat it? Can I have it with you? All right, cool, cool, cool. That's right. I just need to set it on the same plate. Same plate. Absolutely. Evil magic cookies. Be careful. Yeah. Just a few seconds. Very nice. Very nice. Thank you. Pleasants. Blossom. Blossom. Blossom. Blossom. Oh, my god. Will all finally arrive? The eastern sea side of the tiny kingdom, you cross the final ridge, and you see it.

Two large gates, winning in the distance. One beginning on land where beach and sand is with a bridge stretching out into the water and seemingly disappearing behind a wall of cloud. Well, of course here you all continue heading down. But, start to hide out. Mudder something under his breath. Yeah, Romi, everyone Romi, there's actually a check to see if you hear me says.

14. This is 9. 6. What do you got? 16. Okay. With a 16. I would call Queen. You are the one. I would like to hear Circaito mutter under his breath. And now it shall be done. As he draws both his katana and the dagger and speeds off past you all. He's drawn two swords and the dagger? No, no, he's drawing two swords and the dagger. The dagger eats off. And he was going to try to steal it and sell it.

And he hops off his horse and very scrambly like makes his way to the bridge. And as you all finally approach you can put your characters on. Put me with that. You aren't there yet but you're seeing this unfold as you're getting closer. You're like a couple hundred feet away. Which way are we going? That way. We're going to be in the middle of it. You see a couple hundred feet away. Again, you guys aren't there yet. Circaito run with this horse. Jump off of it, scramble in the sand a little bit and then run to the bridge. And as you all are now closer. I mean, actually. It really looks like it's worth it. You're like a jala.

Did you turn on the speaker for me? Or just grab that. These two swords can be. Just hit the part up. You're still with it. Just go. Are you watching? Go ahead. You all, your horse is now gaining speed as you're seeing. Circaito just run off at the end of the bridge towards where the clouds are.

Grabbing into the clouds and throwing it into his mouth almost if it's eating. Under looked up into the skies. You see a massive creature as it turns around. Facing Circaito, you can turn around and look at it if you want. Your show's shown in front of it. Turn around. Two huge horns. Arrupting through its forehead. A long frosting cloak building behind it. Two large claws. As it looks at Circaito approaching. It gives a loud roar. Circaito jumps, swinging both swords into action.

You can either both fight and go at it for a while. The only Koshigurasu swinging down with its huge claw. Another second it shoots out of the last. Circaito backs away to give himself some space to gather himself and breathe. Koshigurasu shoots another beam at him. He then breaks down. His hands from the sky and pulls Circaito to the bridge. His right foot getting caught. He tries to take a step forward and gets caught. Tricks out just before getting hit by one of the ice bolts. And then Koshigurasu begins to shant. As Circaito again approaches, slashing it in. Koshigurasu finishes.

And you see Circaito immediately hit before. As you see Frost being to cover his body. As he takes the dagger, throws it behind him. Landing here. One you guys want to grab it? No, no, no. I did. One. Finish. The child, as he collapses, and Hoshina Rossu looks up at all of you. Now, where are your hands? You can't get...

As he picks up Sir Kairu's body, and throws it into the water, as he gets ready. He doesn't want to roll on his head. There's a lot of actions by surprise with him. Was anyone else like Sir? I don't know, maybe working with... I mean, anyway... I don't know what the heck... Why the heck did that put up? You know, one of my things. Yeah? I see this is why I get here about this. This is nice, perfect. Hey! He popped mine. Does I count it? No. No, it didn't. What's your guess? I guess 20 or higher? Oh, sorry. 20 or higher? 15 or higher? 10 or higher? 10? Oh, I got 16.

Sorry. Are you good? We're about to add the number. 5 or higher, I guess? 8. Oh, I guess 13. I don't know. This is not a lot. Very short word. So... You got to root for it. Dennis? Yeah, I'm not driving around. I can't hear you. Okay. Yeah, but it's going probably different to us. We're doing this without Balagos. Yeah. My ass is going to stink. Okay. Hey, at least you guys got your guess. Yeah? I don't know. We'll do some hints. Yeah. You're welcome. Rumble. Before you take a move, you... You... You want to immediately... The whip picks up. And... The entire area... ...is covered in...

...what looks like a blizzard... ...as snow and wind... ...and chunks of ice just begin to flow... ...in front of the battlefield. Completely obscuring your view of... ...Moji Darasu. It is now your go. Was this the actual distance we were... Yes. And then you can dash. Have some action. How much does that give me? Another 25. I'm not going to be the best at doing the dash though. I am not going to let it come to you. I'm going to arrange that. You have damage. I think it's 25 feet above that. Yeah. Halfway. Because I couldn't use my war hammer so I can't see it. I wouldn't even know where I'm shooting right. You cannot see him. Well, you would have to choose where you would shoot... ...and then you would be wrong if I had to smash.

I like the whole action. Yeah. Yeah. To what? The attack. Okay. Yeah. Sounds good. So you stole your war hammer and you pull out your reacts... ...getting ready to hit. He comes close. Playing your go. Just a really nice. Well, I would drop the dagger. Okay. You would need to roll a perception check. That doesn't mean you actually see it. Because it is in like the blizzard in front of you. Hey. Hey. Hey. Plus. Plus. Plus. One. Yes, you. Take a step forward. You can't really make it out. You still have the rest of your movement. Okay. Well, I'm not just going to leave it. Like, I need to find it. The whole point of this is to use it. Yeah. So, they don't point me like continuing to walk away from it.

Yeah. I would know it's in here somewhere I saw through it. Yeah. There's not really much to do. Do you allow him to use him? Or was that actually too important? I'll say if you use your action, you can find it. But you won't be able to pick it up again. Sure. Okay. So, you're able to kind of feel around on the floor. You saw where it landed. And then the battlefield goes completely snowy. You can't see a thing. But then you feel around. You're managed to find the dagger. So, you rip it free from the bridge. The wooden bridge is you then kind of brace yourself. Joseph, you're gone. Oh, crap. Now, it's only the end of this.

I can't see this enough. You can do it. I guess I have a flat idea, but I can't see it. I'm kidding. I can't see it. I can't see it. I can't see it. I can't see it. I can't see it. I can't see it. Oh, you know, it's time's up. Knowing in what direction it was, I'm just going to try to pass it. But I won't stick to it. All right. Yeah. Roll it in. Get it. Okay. Yeah. You launch fireball off the blizzard. Don't know whether it's or not. I'm going to step into the bridge. This is the bridge. Yeah, so the purple is the bridge. All right. Okay.

Alex, you're going to initial the up next. Um, so I am standing next to you guys, so I'm going to go ahead and head on shoulder and say, you can get up guy. You can cast guys. Okay. Sounds good. Cool. I guess so. Um, and then I'm going to meet Gargoyle. Can you move me 10 feet towards you? Yep. One two. There's one door with you. Yep. Come over the average. Yeah. Towards you. Sorry. There you go. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to go in first. Yeah. Dennis, you're going. All right. Yeah. Yeah.

You're going to move that, uh, Alex gave me double to give it to the next person. Um, I can still see point and practice. Use completely deep scurrying. Okay, from where the bridge starts to perhaps you cannot see. Just to have it up. But I still know what that dagger was somewhere here like you, okay. He'll first shift into the airborne. And you'll stumble and try to find out. Yeah. Yeah, I'd say you'd be able to find them pretty easily. Just put your hands out and you touch them on the shoulder. Okay. And then I'll say, all right, good luck. And I'll cast protection from good and evil on you. So I'm just going to read out for Doreshaw Spell, which is an hour. One really creature you touch is protects, protects against certain touch creatures. Apparations, celestial elementals, faith, feins, and events.

The creatures of this type have disadvantage on attacking the target. And they cannot charm, frighten, or possess the target. It's awesome. Yeah. So when you feel this huge, bare arm of your shoulder is almost a pet. Almost reaching through the wood. You can't see the rest of the arm. It's just a hand. As you then begin to feel this warmth spread throughout your whole body. When you feel some sort of otherworldly protection. And then he'll take you some like his way forward. Yeah. And he'll just have this huge hurt. This weird shield. Yep. This is taking us. Sounds good. It is then its turn. And I'll actually roll the shield. Alex, what's your arm loss?

Good. 17. He didn't go for it. Well, 28 hit. Okay. You did that on purpose. I don't remember this. Alex, you're trying to gaze into the blizzard. As you immediately gaze outside of the field. This huge blizzard. The last of ice. Yeah, but he has to look for a blizzard to see. And let's see, again, see. I'm just kind of like impaling in the shoulder. Oh. It just... You cry out in pain as you say. Sorry. That's 12 cold damage. Oh shit. Can you have it? Hmm? Can you have it? You might not be worth it.

I can, but it's not worth it. Okay. Something tells me he rolled low. Yeah. So this guy's thinking safe for the blizzard? Yeah, so you don't know. Do we know what luck could we figure out if the blizzard had an order? Like, if that chance was the blizzard, he passed it. On your turn. Yeah. But, top of the round, the blizzard then fades. Okay. So you all can see, but you can also see that he has moved. Okay. Has he just right there when the blizzard ends? Yeah. He's right there when the blizzard ends. Okay. Got you.

As. He didn't reach. He's my whole collection. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. As soon as the blizzard ends, you're just like, oh! Go ahead and roll the head. Oh, you're right. Oh, my brain. Yeah. Your hands are not going to hit it. As you swing and you just kind of use one of his claws to flex your blade. This happens. You begin to feel the bridge. Crubble. And shake. And shake. I need.

Why is that? Okay. Roll me a dexterity saving throw. Nice. 21. 21. 21. As you manage to jump out of the way, that part of the bridge collapses. You see, ice begins to instantly flash freeze over it. And as it immediately crumbles. So this is no longer part of the bridge. Watch your feet, guys. Crubble is your go. I'm trying to do something like that. Yep. I guess we get racer access. Come down trying to cut in its hand. Do you have largest screen here? It's roughly 18 feet tall. You're right here.

Okay. 18 feet tall. But is it like large? It's three by three. Okay. How huge. Yes. I believe that's how it works. 21. I don't like that. 21 will hit. Oh, I can't. How can I have to check that? It's just the fear fender. Yeah. I got it. As long as my curse doesn't destroy me. Wow. Damage. Awesome. I got it. Appreciate it. That's my turn. That's your turn. Wait. You're going just to be next. I'm going to turn invisible. Awesome. Awesome. How does that work? Does that work? That's huge. Just turn invisible. Do I design it? Is it an action? It does. I do. Do I stay invisible? It definitely. Or a question. Is it the spelling visible?

No. But it is an action. Okay. So you turn invisible. You just... No one can see you. Yeah. How long do I stay invisible? As long as I feel it. Is it not under your sheep? What? It just doesn't specify... Okay. That means I stay invisible as long as I want. Awesome. Right. I don't like this. Oh my gosh. It works. I'm just staying invisible. Who is my human? I'll say... Actually, you don't need to use action to cast it. It still technically is like a spell. But if you cast it, you don't need components for all semantic edit. You just go invisible. And as soon as you attack something, you may be right here. But if you do anything else, you stay invisible. Okay. So this is basically trying to help you get sneak attack.

Okay. For like one good time. And obviously, as you level up, it'll make sense. Yes. Okay. And get better. So currently, just functions like the second level. Oh, dude. Yeah, but he can do it as like a free action. Yeah. That's it. And it has another effect on top of that. Oh, okay. You guys don't know that. That's it. That's it. Yeah. So I'm now invisible. Yep. And I'm going to... I think he's something... I want to try to make... Yes. I have your picked up. Okay. It's better to get around. I want to get behind him. I want to get him to the back. Okay. Yes. Could I have a stab at the horse? Super excellent. You have your movement. Yeah. Go ahead and move. Oh, you get a 30 key. How do you guys move that? It does stand. It does stand. It's a human-like creature. Oh, shoot. Shoot it. Yeah. There it is. Okay. Okay. Okay. So... Just a few minutes to announce. So it's starting to hit on your turn.

15. 15. 15. 15. 25. 25. Oh, boy. 30. As you can... As a bonus action. As a bonus action. I'll be good to you. These are usually... It's a bonus action to turn invisible. Or a free action. That's it. It would give you another 30. Another bonus action to turn invisible. Yeah. I can't see it. Is there a space for me to... Oh, yeah. Yeah. You'll be a 17-year-old there. Okay. 353. So I think you're good. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. Oh, it smells good. Yep. There you go. Yep. And you would have advantage because you're funny. Yes. If you were to attack. And because you were invisible. Well, I have something else to worry about. Oh, okay. Oh, no. I don't know. Anything else? Do you want to attack? Do you want to try that? Please. I feel my action. Yes. Please. No more movement.

Well, if I attack, I can be invisible. That's correct. So I'm not going to attack. I want to ride. Ah. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. I'm eating the fruit. I'm so good. Yeah. I'm so good. It's all right in the position. All right. I'm invisible. I have the cross dagger in the hand. Let me climb up on top of this guy. Yeah. That'll get your action to climb on top. Because you need the rest of the movement to get up there. And also jump on top of it. It is 18 feet tall. Gosh, I think. And then we'll see what happens after that. I'm playing really good. That will look like you. But it seems invisible. It doesn't seem to be visible. It's technically invisible. So does he? Yeah. He'll heal you. I mean. Hold on. Hold on. I'm not trying to get it. Hold on. I'm trying to get it. There's a cannon now. You said it. I'm making sure it comes down. Can we go to more than zero? It would do a d4. Or sorry.

2d4. Plus your decks. And then whatever you're sneaking to. Can I change my mind to not ride it yet? Now it would be fantastic. Okay. Okay. I'm going to use the dagger. Since I'm like behind it. It's you. Ah. All right. You have advantage to it. Because you're just walking and you're flanking. That would actually go crazy. Yeah. That would actually go crazy. Yeah. Climax thing. Ah. Pretty good. When you do that registration. Yeah. From being here all the time. Oh my god. We're stuck. So you can reroll one of them. No, reroll both. Oh, okay. Okay. What is my R? What is the R? What is the R? Plus one. Plus one. Okay. So it just adds another one. Oh, plus one.

So take your R. Add an additional one to it. Oh. What's your R. R. Plus seven. Seven. That's right. Yeah. That's better. 14 plus seven. Plus eight. 21. 22. Yeah. That'll hit. Yeah. So you. You immediately just. Disappeared. You sneak your way around the battlefield. It's currently engaged with Dennis and Grompley. Where is the deck? It's just. I just have to go. It's in your hand. But yeah. As you smite behind it. You stab it in its leg. As you immediately become visible again. The frost then seeping into the leg of the creature. Go ahead and roll damage. Okay. You hear oddly just. As it looks back. You see just this huge. Almost glacier ice instantly to get a form across its leg. And across its body. So it seems to have really heard it.

Yeah. One D4 plus my. Only one D4. Yeah. So it's a D4. Two D4. So it's a dagger. So it's going to do a D4. And then because of its magical effect. It's going to also do a D4. It's too cold. Yeah. And then it'll do. Three plus one. Four. And then you're going to be handing your decks. Which I think is a plus five. Five. Plus five. And then plus an additional one. From it being a plus one dagger. Six. Yeah. So six. And then it's a plus. Yeah. Sneak attack. Yes. Like it. So. Sneak attack. It's going to be two D6. Three D6. Three D6. And then this one. Oh shit. Yeah. I want to be able to use the chords. Okay. So 16. So 16 total. You did 16 damage. And one attack. That's I think.

Rivals. So nice. Yes. And that's what we should do. Once it crosses five. And you can see it. Cry out in pain as you do 16 damage. Yeah. Awesome. How much of that is a hold? No. Okay. It's not an endical damage. Well, it took like the dagger. So yeah. I think it took like three more damage or one. Maybe it takes double damage from the dagger. Black. After it. After you stab it in the leg. It'll legendary action. Turn around. It's invisible. Can I do it? Oh. Backhand too. Yeah. It will do that. It has this advantage because of this fellow put on it. That's right. So he'll pull the tie in. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Getting in. Do we do it? Oh yeah. That's what I imagine, Joseph. Normally so. Oh yeah. So this is. It'll try to backhand you. But you've managed to hold up your dagger. Almost parry this huge hand as it comes across your face. Crumble is your go. Oh wait. You're again. Sorry. Sorry. So I had a question. When I hold the cast of spell. Yeah. Well, if I go to because you pass. It goes like that. Yeah. So do I know. When I go. Yes, if I lose it because of the first, or do I have to hold the backhand. When I go to cast it. It's like trying to cast spell. Well, I'm holding. Oh. I knew that. If I want to do it. So you would. What if I could do it. If I'm not casting the larger, but if I could. But this would be to see whether or not I screwed you to. So I'm going to go to, so it will go.

Yeah. So I'm holding it right at the, basically at the top of it's turn. Right before it goes. I'm going to cast, I'm going to cast, as well. Go ahead. Yeah. Anything else? I'm going to step back. Off the bridge. OK. Alex, it is your go. All right. We'll see if it will leave. So the question, do I, so it's now turned towards quaint. Do I have advantage on it if I get to spell on it? No, not range attacks. All right. Is it still facing me? Yeah. Oh, that's a move. That's a move. OK. Yeah, I love the upgrade you put in the adjuster. Yeah. That looks great. It's face is terrible. Yeah, it is, isn't it? Yeah. It's like even like slightly melted. It's like a more unifying cream. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

OK. I'm going to cast, guiding bolt. OK. Yeah, we rolled in it. Does that want to give you a bit? Well, I already gave him a pass. I'll see you in the world to hit first. All right. Yeah. You can roll the damage dice and let's hit it. That is true. It's maybe faster. You can even ward just a one of it. Yeah. Do you look up next to it? Oh. Oh my natural one. All right. That's a 20 unnatural 20 to hit it. Yeah, that's it's as you watch 16 from your hammer of bones. Seven. A shining 16 white light has it hits. It's back. Is it reaching the image? Yeah, 16 right hand damage. Awesome. Oh. Stumbles forward. It is now your turn, Dennis. Actually, before your turn, he's going to turn around.

So what? Just hit it. And you're going to see him hold out his claw. Oh, it's true. Come on. I did the same amount of damage just going, like he's the slide. And he says, well, he doesn't actually say anything. It's just like, he pulls you towards him. I'm going to need you to do a strength saving throw. As you see, you're going to have those, right? Reach up from the bridge to grab you as it latches onto you. You think it's a strength saving throw? I want to cast silvery bars. Please, I'm working on it. Tabically, I can't, because I can't roll against you. It's a session. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Because I just not a reroll for you. It's a call. OK. I will not be doing that. I could refuse to get you luck. All right. Strength saving throw. Yeah.

What is that? 13. I love this. Hi. You're plus. That's funny. 13. 13. At least you're not mad as well. You feel the ice begin to see into your body as it pulls you forward. OK. How far? 20 feet. 20's in. OK. So, OK. 1, 2, 3. 15, 15, 20. OK. And you feel the cold as you take 14 cold damage. I want to cast, what's our balance? What's our balance? We'll also take one level of exhaustion. As you feel, you absorb the cold damage. The ice begins to pull you towards the creature as it then shatters you. Break yourself free. But you are now drained. What's our cold, how much does it cost?

It's a group. All right. I'm going to attack you with my spear. I have the main. It is. Once you get it, you've got to hit it. You've got to hit it. You've got to hit it. Yep. That's... It's higher than the 20. Yep. It'll hit. Yeah. That's going to be a piercing. And then I'm going to attack again with the butt of the spear. Same thing. Except this time, it's going to be 10. It's actually... Awesome. Yeah. And then I'm... Stop it. And then hook it. And then I'm going to... Because I'm going to move here just so that he can't get... From one eye at the same. Or by four. Okay. And I think fell... And to my turn. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. On its turn. Oh, I chose it.

Back there. All right. Then I'm going to sit down. It's not your turn, huh? It is. I will held my action to cast a spell on top of this turn. Okay. I cast Tosh's hideous laughter. And I make us roll a seven. It's important. If it has an intelligence of four higher. Or it might be greater than four. No. Four higher. Yeah. Or sorry. It's a fail as if it's four or lower. Well, it needs to make a wisdom saving throw. Yeah. Okay. And you said you make it fail if you're important. Or I make it roll a seven. I don't know what saving throw is. Pause this there. Pause this there. Pause this there. Okay. 13. It's a big one. It's a 15. It's a DC. Let me take a guess. Okay. So... The target must succeed on a wisdom saving throw or fall prone. Becoming ink-a-pass-pitted and unable to stand up for the duration. Okay. So the end of each turn turns and each time it takes damage, you can make another wisdom saving throw.

At the end of its turn. At the end of its turn, and the time it takes damage. How long does this spell last? A concentration of 12 minutes. So... Wow. What do you do? What do you do? It's not a joke. It's anything. What do you do? Please, I'm begging you. What do you do? You just... Yeah, Joseph. What's the joke? It's a... It's verbal components. What are you? What are you? I'm saying. What's the joke? One. You're a role player. You're a role player. That's not a spell. Yes it is. It's a creature. If you say even one word, I'm going to bust out laughing. Freaking... Freaking laugh and fall. Gosh dang it. That's lazy. It says... A creature of your choice that you can see if it rains, perceives everything as hilariously funny. It doesn't happen to be funny. But laugh and fall is still... Hit the bridge. You all feel the bridge shake underneath. It's late. It's now prone. And...

Yeah. I mean, that'll be its turn. 18. 18. Yes. 16. Okay. But it's still prone. Yep. And then... Yep. It just immediately stops laughing. I feel like I'm laughing. I feel like I'm laughing. If you don't have a funny joke, that's all I have to think about. Yeah. It really bogs that. This is why we need ballots here to make money. What do you think? That's beyond it. It would have been a big joke. Just guys just take a bit. It's not a big situation. Yeah. Stop big rambick. No, it would have been something like... Drunk old. That's what you get for taking on the resurrection. You're going to feel a gust of wind. Sweep across the bridge. And... I'm sorry, before this happens... While it's on the ground, you're going to hear it start chanting.

And it just keeps saying the same thing over and over again. What? And it looks at... Who is the... It'll be stirring you dead in the eyes. Oh no. What's the... And... Do I understand? Do I understand language? No, it's just incoherent. Um... Actually, no, it's a fissile. I... Uh... It's some sort of spell... Uh... Or effect that's going to happen. Um... Same thing he casted on that buffalo. Or that lizard? Yeah. Same words. Uh... There weren't any words on the lizard. But... There's going to be a gust of wind that shoots across the bridge. And each and every strength is sitting there. You should have managed because you're raging. Right? Is that how that works? I'm trying to change this. I'm trying to... What's this red pepper? A strength. Uh... Rage. I mean, it's a strength trick, say you. Yeah. Yeah. Um... 22.

Whoo! Nice. Yeah. Awesome. A light breeze. So... It's a criminal. It's a volunteer ground. No, it's a volunteer. It's a criminal. It's a criminal. It's a criminal. It's a criminal. It's a criminal. It's a criminal. It's a natural damage, half to five. And now ice begins to form on the ground. And that area becomes difficult to rain that line. Right. Uh... The five damage is that half because he made the same throw, because he is raging. Oh, it's mine, especially. Yeah. Well, he's still going to take damage. Yeah. Um... Okay. I just want to know if it was half from a... Oh, sorry. So, no, that would be two damage. Yeah. There we just exceeded. Yeah. I forgot. I'm looking after you. Yeah, double. Um... Yeah, crumpled. It is now your turn. You managed to stay on the bridge, as the wind almost stood your ground. I'm going to try to hit it in the end. Oh, and you have advantage. It's got a hole. And it's prone. Or... It was just the first attack.

Uh... Yeah. I'm not going to use workloads attack. I hit twice. I hit twice. Oh. And you have advantage, right? Yes. Okay. Okay. Oh. Oh. Oh. Here we go. Yes. You race up your axe. It's prone. You... Come down on it. Oh, I got it with the thing that's V12? Hell yeah. So, that's a medium of 12 damage. Plus... What? And then, yeah, throw another one. It's just going to be 1 for you, Roll. Uh, plus your thing, plus 12. Okay. 19. 4. 3. 4. 3. 4. 3. 4. Yes. You come down. You... You... You cut across its thigh as you immediately just see this, like, blue liquid begin to gush out of its body. It is... Bores in pain. Um, it will take a legendary action to...

It's still chanting. Um... Yeah. It will... It will concentration on this bell when it gets attacked by... Yeah. Okay. Um... Oh wait. Sorry. You failed, right? The ice thing. Yeah. I shouldn't do that. You didn't manage to break on the ice, but you are restrained. Um... Oh wait. Sorry. You failed, right? The ice thing. Yeah. I shouldn't do that. You didn't manage to break on the ice, but you are restrained. Um... Okay. Yeah. He's just going to look at you and all he's still chanting. Swipe its claw at you. That's a bad thing. That's a bad thing. No, I dropped it. I dropped it. Okay. Getting a... 24 hit. Yeah. It's prone. I'm disappointed when I die. Oh yeah. It would... Getting a... 16 hit. Good man. You like your muscles. That's the claw. Just... Oh, I love it.

It bounces off. Kwayne. It's your go. Okay. Um... Ken's... I hold my invisibility to do it as immediately after I attack. In case it happens. Invisibility is an action. Um... An attacking is also an action. Okay. I think he's asking about the free action. So you already used it? That's up to once a day. Okay, so... I can turn invisible. What's for long? Or sorry. Um... I think we... I think we said double check. You're... Thank you. Okay, so... As of right now, it's only once per long rest. So I can't use it. No. Okay. All right. Well, I'm going to... I'm going to... Attack it with the... The dagger again. Yeah, okay. Yeah. You can add it. Uh, because it's prone. And we're blinking it.

I want to run away immediately. Okay. Okay. As far as I can. Yeah. Yeah. You can disengage it with the bonus action. You're a rogue, so you can do that. Yeah. Um... So... Yeah, I'm still... I get... Yes. Yes. Which would mean that you also... Dude, what am I doing? Thank you. Uh... Ten... One... Ten plus... Uh, plus seven. Or plus eight. It's a plus moment. Yeah. So, okay. Ten. Yeah. Okay. Okay. They can use word advantage. 36. They can do 24. 3... Yeah. 1... 2... 1... This one is going well. Plus six. I'll top it a little bit. Yes. Okay. 11... 14... 16... 17... Plus six... 23...

Oh my god. 23... Oh my god. I guess I'm going to just end with any kids. Hell yeah. Oh my god. That was good. Man. You... Again, now it's back again, so you cut into its back and then another large gush of blue liquid pours out that immediately freezes as you... For, see the glacier, see the glacier begin to... Like, burst out of its chest. And again... Wars and pain. How far away can I get when I just... Up until the cloud. It's like two years. Yeah. Okay. It's got a boss chest. It is now light. And Quain, as you... As you near this cloud foggy area, you hear whispers of... 23... 23... Do I understand it? Yeah, it's... Just voices and whispers of...

You would figure to be spirits. Can I have your sign? Yeah. What is it? Is that a screen? Is that a screen? Let us out. Oh! Oh my god. Just a sip. Hey, man. This thing goes down to one side. Sorry. Does this... Sorry. Sorry. Is it out of your eyes? Oh, yes. It is still chanting. But after you cut it back, it is now looking... At you, Quain. Oh, hmm. Listen, I mean, this thing's turned on initiatives after Dennis, right? Yes. Technically, yes. Alright. After Dennis... Makes his attacks. I'm going to hold my action for the cast another spell. It goes through. It's going to be tossed to the city to the left again. Okay. Okay. And...

Actually. But you're going to tell a joke this time? No, I don't. Two. Three. Six. Now, what... Do we have to step in? We have been 30 feet. By... Yeah. We have this. Okay. Okay. One, two, three, four, five, six. Yeah. That's it. Now, I hold my action. I'm perhaps... Dennis gets off the cast. Okay. Sounds good. Alex, your go. Great. You are restrained. I am restrained. How do I get out of that? You would have to use an action to break free from the ice. Okay. Your speed is currently zero. You're right. Frozen in place. Okay. So... I'm restrained. It would give you a disadvantage of the attacks. Can I take a health person? Ocean has a bonus action. Yeah. You draw it like normal. Okay. Okay. You have to stand on the 3d4 or the 2d4.

3d4. Well, I only have the funny one to take. I'm digging. Oh, you should have told me I would have given you some more. Okay. The funny one's better. Yeah. The funny one's better. Okay. How are we doing that again? It's just default rolls. Or... Yep. Okay. D4's... Or 3d4's plus 2. Plus 2. Yes. Roll the D100. Okay. You explore. Oh, that was... I'm sorry. That was 30. Roll the 30 for the D100. And I got... Nine hellos. Hellos. Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. But you take the health potion. Your blue hair shimmering against the frosty backdrop. As you take the health potion, you begin...

You feel the one liquid go down. And you feel... It's like... An extra bit of warmth kicks into your system. Yeah. You get seven temporary inputs. Oh, no. Yes. Oh, wow. I needed that. So the... Thank you for listening to this week's episode of Dungeons and Disasters. We drop new episodes every Monday, Wednesday, Saturday, and 6 am Easter. We hope to see you then. Thank you.

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