S6 Ep91: Sombr - Homewrecker

0:00Most marriages don't work out, and the main reason they don't work out, one of you cheaps. It's crazy that it instantly ends, most marriages, 50% of marriages end in evolce. 90% of those are caused by adultery, meaning about 50% of all marriages, one of you is going to cheat and it's going to end, it's a touch of the coin with them. One of you will cheat, it's a head or it's a tail. And the one thing I can pretty much guarantee after years of marriage, there will be no head. So one of you will just be chasing tail. Please don't be surprised if one of you cheats. Not a home record, it's a coming to a tail, and a head as old as time. The tail is cold, I want a new carc. I want a new pussy or

1:06pair of tits. Stop listening to me, you know, like that, we all of us, even if happily married, I've had that thought, I want a new carc. Be nice to get a quick new pussy or pair of tits, stop judging me. We need to get over this as couples, the feeling of occasionally wanting a new cock or see a pair of tits. You know, we all want it. Most act upon it, 50% of marriages split up over it, you know, it's madness. That'll be like 50% of marriages, and then because one of you has a McDonald's. You know how it is. I'll never get a McDonald's. McDonald's is the last thing I'd ever do. I can have home-cooked nosh till death do us pass. And then you're in Prague one weekend for work, and you think, oh, fucking hell, I really love a big Mac, and fuck that stripper. You know, Jesus, if

2:15you have protection, you know, indigestion tablets or whatever, then seriously what's the problem? We need to grow up. You're not a home-recker, you're a human being. Stop punishing people for being human. Six Macnuckets, please. What source would I like? Seaman, from a cock. I'm not bored of.