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S6 Ep63: Old Dog – J.Cole & Pete Pablo

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S6 Ep63: Old Dog – J.Cole & Pete Pablo

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Daily Notes from Nathan CassidyS6 Ep63: Old Dog – J.Cole & Pete Pablo. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.

My mom's dog is getting old, rather he's got old, he's got liver and kidney, he's eases in the last few weeks, months, maybe his life. One of the symptoms is you get too hot so my mom says he doesn't even sleep in his doggy bed anymore, just sleeps on the mats by the back door where he can be cooler, poor fuck. He must be in pain half the time but we spent his whole life teaching him to shut the fuck up. Shut up Bailey, get down, stop barking Bailey, his whole life has been taught to shut the fuck up. With Pavlovian treats, slaps and at one point my mom had an electrocuting collar on me. To make him shut up, so whenever he barked, the woman's sister was legal, but I'm not sure it looked Russian to me, Saudi Arabia, doggy rights abuse is shit, anyways, whole life

has been taught to shut the fuck up and now he's in pain, he doesn't even know, he can't know, he's been taught his whole life to shut the fuck up. But to tell us he's in pain and too hot he just choose the only comfortable thing in his life in favor of the little mat by the cold door, poor fuck, they're bringing her sister dying for humans all around the world, but for dogs, now keep that fucking thing alive as long as possible to give me just a little bit of company, just please, please get him to shut the fuck up, where's that collar, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's,

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