S5E2 Stargates with Comdian Jonesy

Dive into the hilariously outlandish world of science fiction and conspiracy theories with this side-splitting podcast episode that takes you on a joyride through the universe's quirkiest secrets. We kick off with a debate about the critical importance of lightsaber colors in Star Wars—because everyone knows picking the wrong color could turn your Jedi feng shui into a cosmic disaster. This whimsical discussion opens the floodgates to a galaxy of fandoms, sprinkled with enough absurdity to make even a Wookiee snort with laughter.

Dwayne Perkins, Koji Steven Sakai, and guest host Jonesy take listeners on a comedic journey through ancient myths and wildly speculative theories about Stargates, suggesting that your GPS might just be influenced by some interstellar jokester. They even tackle the mysteries of the Antikythera device with a raised eyebrow, hypothesizing about lost technologies and time-altering gadgets that would make Doc Brown's DeLorean look like a rusty old tricycle. In a playful twist, the episode throws in some contemporary political figures, hilariously speculating on the influence of 'alien' entities—because let's face it, who wouldn't want to blame their latest political blunder on E.T.? Packed with laughter, curiosity, and storytelling as imaginative as a three-headed space llama, this episode is your one-way ticket to a galaxy far, far away where humor and human imagination reign supreme. Grab your tinfoil hat and join the fun!

ABOUT OUR GUEST/HOST
Touring standup comedian and actor seen on Letterman Show, Gotham, Drunk History, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt and more. Host of the Weird AF News podcast and co-host of Comedians React.

RESEARCH 
We do most of our research online… because why not? Here are the links we quoted from or used for background or inspiration. 

https://beingamber.medium.com/the-mystical-portals-across-the-globe-stargates-c3bc80eb248a

https://www.bbc.com/travel/article/20210502-the-unsolved-mystery-of-sri-lankas-stargate

https://www.academicblock.com/science/fringe-science/stargates-and-portals#:~:text=In%20theoretical%20physics%2C%20wormholes%20are,but%20differ%20in%20their%20representation.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stargate_Project

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stargate_Project_(U.S._Army_unit)

https://www.warhistoryonline.com/war-articles/project-stargate.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-W-nQOQdq8

ABOUT US
What are "they" not telling us? We'll find out, figure out, and, when all else fails, make up the missing pieces to some of the most scandalous, unexplained phenomena, and true crime affecting our world today. Join comedian Dwayne Perkins, writer Koji Steven Sakai, and comedian/actor/writer Cat Alvarado on The Unofficial Official Story Podcast every month, and by the end of each episode, we'll tell you what's really...maybe...happening. 

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CREDITS The intro and outro song was created by Brian "Deep" Watters. You can hear his music at https://soundcloud.com/deepwatters.

Written by Koji Steven Sakai

Hosts: Cat Alvarado, Dwayne Perkins, and Koji Steven Sakai

Edited and Produced by Koji Steven Sakai