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这下悲剧了 Well, this is awful.
真不敢相信查莉的生日要在监狱里度过了 I can't believe we're spending Charlie's birthday in jail.
好了 既然我们都在这里 Well, as long as we're all in here together,
那我们就重申下一些准则 let's go over some ground rules.
这只是一把椅子 This is just a chair.
-但 如果我 -不成 -Well, what if I... -Uh-uh.
-如果 -打住 -What if... -Hold it.
两位 还有更糟的呢 Guys, it could be worse.
老爸老妈会知道我们在这里的 Mom and dad could know we're here.
-孩子们 -惨了 -Kids? -Uh-oh.
好啊 老妈 好啊 老爸 Hi, mom. Hi, dad.
-好 -都好 -Hi. -Hey.
这下全家团聚了 Nice family you got here.
你们家的狗是不是也被抓进笼子里了 I'm guessing the dog is in the pound?
我们家没狗 “史努提”长官 We don't have a dog, officer "snootee."
是“史努忒” It's pronounced "snoo-tay."
-你俩快进去吧 -给你 -Get in there, you two. -Here.
你们这仨小鬼在这里干嘛 What are you guys doing here?
你们这俩老鬼在这里干嘛 What are you guys doing here?
别吵了 在我们争论那问题之前 Okay, before we get to that,
我们还是再来重申下准则吧 let's go over the ground rules again.
老爸 尤其是你要注意听了 Dad, I want you to pay extra close attention.
生活搞得一团糟 Today's all burnt toast
就要迟到 爸爸在叫 Running late, and dad jokes
我左脚的鞋子有没有人看到 Has anybody seen my left shoe
我闭上眼 咬口早餐 I close my eyes, take a bite
跳上车子 放声大笑 Grab a ride, laugh out loud
哎呀 老爸 鞋子就在房顶上 There it is up on the roof
我也曾这样生活 我已经顺利走过 I've been there, I've survived
所以听取我的建议 So just take my advice
宝贝 不要放弃 Hang in there, baby
世界有很多疯狂无奈 Things are crazy
可是我知道你会有美好将来 But I know your future's bright
宝贝 不要放弃 Hang in there, baby
不要怀疑 There's no maybe
一切终会如你所愿 Everything turns out all right
生活有悲有喜 Your life is up and down
但是请相信我 坚持就有好结果 But trust me it comes back around
你会喜欢将来的你 You're gonna love who you turn out to be
宝贝 不要放弃 Hang in there, baby.
查莉成长日记 第二季第一集 Good Luck Charlie S02E01 Charlie is 2
我的孩子们在监狱里 So my kids are in jail.
有谁能给我解释下吗 Anybody wanna tell me why?
没人 我们挺好的 Nope, we're good.
好了 那你们呢 你们怎们进来的 Well, what about you? Why are you guys in jail?
嘿 我们先问的 请先回答我们 Hey, we asked you first. Start talking.
好吧 作为老大 All right well, as the oldest
我会给你们一个合理的解释 I guess I owe you guys an explanation.
这全是泰迪的错 It's all Teddy's fault.
-什么 你胡说 -噢 是吗 -What? It is not! -Oh really?
如果你没有承诺给查莉买一个 We wouldn't be here
你完全支付不起的生日礼物 if you hadn't promised Charlie
我们就不会在监狱里了 a birthday present you couldn't deliver.
查莉 快看啊 Well, Charlie, here you are,
这是你最喜欢的电视节目《咯咯笑》 watching your favorite tv show, "the gurgles."
这就是我们的声音 That's the sound we make
如果你够乖 If we march in circles
和我们一起兜圈圈 and watch you play along
那就快坐下 给妈妈捣捣乱 Just sit down, annoy your mom
一起唱咯咯歌 咯咯笑 and sing the gurgle song, gurgles!
有点闹心 It's kind of annoying,
不过我猜这和你的胃口 but I guess it's entertaining to your little brain.
噢 是《咯咯笑》 我都错过什么了 Oh, "the gurgles!" What did I miss?
-我喜欢咯咯笑 -嘘 -I love gurgles. -Shh!
如果我们比比看 是谁能够送给查莉 So if we're having a contest for who gives Charlie
有史以来最棒的生日礼物 the best birthday present ever,
那我就赢定了 I'll accept my prize now.
是吗 我可是送给了她生命 Okay well, I gave her the gift of life,
那你又送给了什么 so let's see what you got.
我送给她咯咯笑的演唱会门票 I'm getting her tickets to the gurgles concert.
-噢 -没错 -Oh! -Yeah.
我要让她度过超完美的两岁生日 I want her to have a great second birthday,
不像我当年 都是些我不想要的礼物 unlike mine when I didn't get the gift I wanted.
又来了 一直抱怨那只哈罗小狗 Here we go, still whining about a hello doggy.
是你好狗狗 Howdy puppy,
是西部最最可爱的吉娃娃 the rootinest tootinest little chihuahua in the West.
在这个世界上 我只想要他 I wanted him more than anything in the world
还有... and I...
噢 现在说这个为时过早 Oh, too soon.
嘿 你觉着来场派对怎么样 Hey, how are you coming with the entertainment?
派对 派对吗 Entertainment. Entertainment?
查莉的生日派对 For Charlie's birthday party.
-你准备了什么 -啊 -What did you decide on? -Ah.
仍在考虑酝酿中 Still thinking. Noodling.
文思如泉涌啊 A lot of things going on in the old hopper.
泉已经枯竭了 对吧 鲍伯 The hopper's empty, isn't it, Bob?
我 我甚至都不知道那东西在哪里 I... I don't even know where it is anymore.
亲爱的 查莉的派对三天后就要举行了 Honey, Charlie's party is in three days.
好了 亲爱的 放轻松 我会想办法的 Oh, honey, come on, relax. I'll think of something.
好了 我们弄个小丑 Okay, we'll do a clown,
再弄个充气蹦床 什么的 a bouncy house... whatever.
鲍伯 亲爱的 你还是自己留着那些东西吧 Bob, honey, you have to reserve those things.
我们要弄些真正好的东西 We have to decide on something good
要不然哈罗小狗事件又要重演了 or it's gonna be hello doggy all over again.
是你好狗狗 Howdy puppy!
-嘿 能让我查看下邮件吗 -不成 -Hey, can I check my email? -No no no no no.
我要在线抢购咯咯笑的演唱会门票 I'm about to buy gurgles concert tickets online.
八秒钟之后 会开始网上销售 They go on sale in eight seconds
看我怎么抢下第一张票的 and I'm gonna be the first one to get them.
好了 准备 三 二 一 Okay, here we go. Three, two, one.
搞什么 已售罄 What? Sold out?!
开什么国际玩笑 Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
别放弃 让我试试看 Hang on. Let me get in there.
等着瞧好吧 Let's see.
-你在干嘛 -查看邮件啊 -What are you doing? -Checking my email.
什么 给我 What? Give me that.
我该怎么弄到票呢 How am I gonna get the tickets now?
那个 前几天我在听 Well, the other day I was listening
儿童广播 KIDZ to that radio station for kids, K.I.D.Z....
嘿 是儿童 我才搞明白 Hey, kidz. I just got that.
为什么你要听儿童广播 Why are you listening to the kidz radio station?
因为他们说不要转台 Because they told me not to change the channel.
总之 他们有个比赛 Anyway, they're having a contest.
拍出最佳视频的人可以获得咯咯笑的演唱会门票 Whoever makes the best video wins tickets to the gurgles concert.
我们可以拍出好的视频 We could make a great video.
我们只需要一个好点子 All we need is one good idea.
好吧 听听这个 Oh okay, how about this?
我们就拍 So we make a video of me putting on
我穿两百条内裤的视频 200 pairs of underpants.
然后我转过身 屁股上有几个大字 And then I turn around and on my butt it says.
“我爱咯咯笑” "I heart the gurgles."
好了 审批不通过 Yeah, that's not it.
我 我也想到一个点子 I've... I've got an idea.
我写一些关于儿童的歌曲 I've written some really great kid songs.
我们可以将其中一首放在视频里 We could turn one of those into a video.
我需要一个好点子 只需一个啊 One good idea. Just one good idea.
我有一首歌是关于会说话的脚趾头 I have got a song about talking toes
你绝对会从头到脚的爱上他 that will knock your socks off.
懂了没 因为...算了 You get it?
真不敢相信查莉的生日要在监狱里度过了 I can't believe we're spending Charlie's birthday in jail.
好了 既然我们都在这里 Well, as long as we're all in here together,
那我们就重申下一些准则 let's go over some ground rules.
这只是一把椅子 This is just a chair.
-但 如果我 -不成 -Well, what if I... -Uh-uh.
-如果 -打住 -What if... -Hold it.
两位 还有更糟的呢 Guys, it could be worse.
老爸老妈会知道我们在这里的 Mom and dad could know we're here.
-孩子们 -惨了 -Kids? -Uh-oh.
好啊 老妈 好啊 老爸 Hi, mom. Hi, dad.
-好 -都好 -Hi. -Hey.
这下全家团聚了 Nice family you got here.
你们家的狗是不是也被抓进笼子里了 I'm guessing the dog is in the pound?
我们家没狗 “史努提”长官 We don't have a dog, officer "snootee."
是“史努忒” It's pronounced "snoo-tay."
-你俩快进去吧 -给你 -Get in there, you two. -Here.
你们这仨小鬼在这里干嘛 What are you guys doing here?
你们这俩老鬼在这里干嘛 What are you guys doing here?
别吵了 在我们争论那问题之前 Okay, before we get to that,
我们还是再来重申下准则吧 let's go over the ground rules again.
老爸 尤其是你要注意听了 Dad, I want you to pay extra close attention.
生活搞得一团糟 Today's all burnt toast
就要迟到 爸爸在叫 Running late, and dad jokes
我左脚的鞋子有没有人看到 Has anybody seen my left shoe
我闭上眼 咬口早餐 I close my eyes, take a bite
跳上车子 放声大笑 Grab a ride, laugh out loud
哎呀 老爸 鞋子就在房顶上 There it is up on the roof
我也曾这样生活 我已经顺利走过 I've been there, I've survived
所以听取我的建议 So just take my advice
宝贝 不要放弃 Hang in there, baby
世界有很多疯狂无奈 Things are crazy
可是我知道你会有美好将来 But I know your future's bright
宝贝 不要放弃 Hang in there, baby
不要怀疑 There's no maybe
一切终会如你所愿 Everything turns out all right
生活有悲有喜 Your life is up and down
但是请相信我 坚持就有好结果 But trust me it comes back around
你会喜欢将来的你 You're gonna love who you turn out to be
宝贝 不要放弃 Hang in there, baby.
查莉成长日记 第二季第一集 Good Luck Charlie S02E01 Charlie is 2
我的孩子们在监狱里 So my kids are in jail.
有谁能给我解释下吗 Anybody wanna tell me why?
没人 我们挺好的 Nope, we're good.
好了 那你们呢 你们怎们进来的 Well, what about you? Why are you guys in jail?
嘿 我们先问的 请先回答我们 Hey, we asked you first. Start talking.
好吧 作为老大 All right well, as the oldest
我会给你们一个合理的解释 I guess I owe you guys an explanation.
这全是泰迪的错 It's all Teddy's fault.
-什么 你胡说 -噢 是吗 -What? It is not! -Oh really?
如果你没有承诺给查莉买一个 We wouldn't be here
你完全支付不起的生日礼物 if you hadn't promised Charlie
我们就不会在监狱里了 a birthday present you couldn't deliver.
查莉 快看啊 Well, Charlie, here you are,
这是你最喜欢的电视节目《咯咯笑》 watching your favorite tv show, "the gurgles."
这就是我们的声音 That's the sound we make
如果你够乖 If we march in circles
和我们一起兜圈圈 and watch you play along
那就快坐下 给妈妈捣捣乱 Just sit down, annoy your mom
一起唱咯咯歌 咯咯笑 and sing the gurgle song, gurgles!
有点闹心 It's kind of annoying,
不过我猜这和你的胃口 but I guess it's entertaining to your little brain.
噢 是《咯咯笑》 我都错过什么了 Oh, "the gurgles!" What did I miss?
-我喜欢咯咯笑 -嘘 -I love gurgles. -Shh!
如果我们比比看 是谁能够送给查莉 So if we're having a contest for who gives Charlie
有史以来最棒的生日礼物 the best birthday present ever,
那我就赢定了 I'll accept my prize now.
是吗 我可是送给了她生命 Okay well, I gave her the gift of life,
那你又送给了什么 so let's see what you got.
我送给她咯咯笑的演唱会门票 I'm getting her tickets to the gurgles concert.
-噢 -没错 -Oh! -Yeah.
我要让她度过超完美的两岁生日 I want her to have a great second birthday,
不像我当年 都是些我不想要的礼物 unlike mine when I didn't get the gift I wanted.
又来了 一直抱怨那只哈罗小狗 Here we go, still whining about a hello doggy.
是你好狗狗 Howdy puppy,
是西部最最可爱的吉娃娃 the rootinest tootinest little chihuahua in the West.
在这个世界上 我只想要他 I wanted him more than anything in the world
还有... and I...
噢 现在说这个为时过早 Oh, too soon.
嘿 你觉着来场派对怎么样 Hey, how are you coming with the entertainment?
派对 派对吗 Entertainment. Entertainment?
查莉的生日派对 For Charlie's birthday party.
-你准备了什么 -啊 -What did you decide on? -Ah.
仍在考虑酝酿中 Still thinking. Noodling.
文思如泉涌啊 A lot of things going on in the old hopper.
泉已经枯竭了 对吧 鲍伯 The hopper's empty, isn't it, Bob?
我 我甚至都不知道那东西在哪里 I... I don't even know where it is anymore.
亲爱的 查莉的派对三天后就要举行了 Honey, Charlie's party is in three days.
好了 亲爱的 放轻松 我会想办法的 Oh, honey, come on, relax. I'll think of something.
好了 我们弄个小丑 Okay, we'll do a clown,
再弄个充气蹦床 什么的 a bouncy house... whatever.
鲍伯 亲爱的 你还是自己留着那些东西吧 Bob, honey, you have to reserve those things.
我们要弄些真正好的东西 We have to decide on something good
要不然哈罗小狗事件又要重演了 or it's gonna be hello doggy all over again.
是你好狗狗 Howdy puppy!
-嘿 能让我查看下邮件吗 -不成 -Hey, can I check my email? -No no no no no.
我要在线抢购咯咯笑的演唱会门票 I'm about to buy gurgles concert tickets online.
八秒钟之后 会开始网上销售 They go on sale in eight seconds
看我怎么抢下第一张票的 and I'm gonna be the first one to get them.
好了 准备 三 二 一 Okay, here we go. Three, two, one.
搞什么 已售罄 What? Sold out?!
开什么国际玩笑 Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
别放弃 让我试试看 Hang on. Let me get in there.
等着瞧好吧 Let's see.
-你在干嘛 -查看邮件啊 -What are you doing? -Checking my email.
什么 给我 What? Give me that.
我该怎么弄到票呢 How am I gonna get the tickets now?
那个 前几天我在听 Well, the other day I was listening
儿童广播 KIDZ to that radio station for kids, K.I.D.Z....
嘿 是儿童 我才搞明白 Hey, kidz. I just got that.
为什么你要听儿童广播 Why are you listening to the kidz radio station?
因为他们说不要转台 Because they told me not to change the channel.
总之 他们有个比赛 Anyway, they're having a contest.
拍出最佳视频的人可以获得咯咯笑的演唱会门票 Whoever makes the best video wins tickets to the gurgles concert.
我们可以拍出好的视频 We could make a great video.
我们只需要一个好点子 All we need is one good idea.
好吧 听听这个 Oh okay, how about this?
我们就拍 So we make a video of me putting on
我穿两百条内裤的视频 200 pairs of underpants.
然后我转过身 屁股上有几个大字 And then I turn around and on my butt it says.
“我爱咯咯笑” "I heart the gurgles."
好了 审批不通过 Yeah, that's not it.
我 我也想到一个点子 I've... I've got an idea.
我写一些关于儿童的歌曲 I've written some really great kid songs.
我们可以将其中一首放在视频里 We could turn one of those into a video.
我需要一个好点子 只需一个啊 One good idea. Just one good idea.
我有一首歌是关于会说话的脚趾头 I have got a song about talking toes
你绝对会从头到脚的爱上他 that will knock your socks off.
懂了没 因为...算了 You get it?
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