S17 Ep884: Big (1988, Live in Chicago)

0:00Hey, y'all and welcome to this very special presentation of W H M live. That's right. We have one more live episode now just to give you the, the rundown of what was going on here last week. I was when we were supposed to air this episode, but we had the great opportunity to talk with John Francis daily and Jonathan Goldstein about midnight run and their new movie Mayday. So we had to sort of juggle some things around. So we do have one more live episode that we were going to drop last week. Like I said, but it's dropping this week. It is our live show from earlier this year in Chicago. We were talking about big at the den theater. It was so much fun. We love playing Chicago really great time out there. The show was great. The room was great. The theater was great. We never have a dull moment when we go to the windy city. So this is that show. So I just wanted to pop on really quick here. Let you know the deal. If you're listening to this on the day, it comes out, of course, which is now September the eighth, just a couple days for now, September the 10th this month's Melro 2 1 0 is dropping a lot of wackiness on that one as always with

1:05our so Cal UTS. So you're going to want to catch that. And also if you missed it last week, on top of the midnight run episode, we also did drop September's. We love movies, Patreon episode that is about the guest, one of the best most kick ass movies of the last 20 years, an actual official cult classic. And we were raven all about it. Raven all about that movie, the guests. So check that out. This right now big live in Chicago. And because after this episode, the shows are going to end. I won't be back. Nobody will be back. I will just say that next week's episode is finally the season 17 Redux episode. That's right. If you all will recall, hell froze over. And I won the VHS trailer game last season. So I got to pick a Redux. I wanted to pick one that I think when we originally did the episode on it, I was way too harsh on the movie. And I've come to love it over these last 16 years. So yes, Halloween 3 hell yeah,

2:08that is going to be the Redux episode coming next week. And also that will be where I revealed to the guys, the cameo appearance that I purchased with the old W H M slush fund. So yes, Halloween 3 Redux coming at you next week. You're not going to want to miss that guy. And just hey, as an update, because I'm looking at the calendar, why not that day when Halloween 3 comes out, which is the 15th of September, be sure to check in with us on Patreon that night 8 pm, we will be going live for this month's edition of W H M after dark, our AMA style chat show, where supporters can get in there and ask us questions we vibe and vibe. It's a lot of fun. So that is also happening next week, along with Halloween 3 Redux. Okay, I have blabbed long enough. Let's fly out to the windy city. This is us from the den theater talking big. Enjoy.

3:36Oh, what? You'll never forget Tom Hankson big. You won't. You'll never forget. You'll never forget. I never forget. You'll be the last stop on your deathbed. Tom Hankson big. I'm going to get cherry. Oh no. Should I go what is happening? It is going to be back in your parents town friends. He has been a minute. Thank y'all for coming out. Oh my god. Shimmy, Shimmy, Coco Bop do all of this. And a shimmy, Shimmy, Coco Bop do you, sir? A trisket biscuit? A trisket is a biscuit? Something to that. I guess.

4:39Typically, right? Was that the one and if y'all did as children? No. Okay. Because it's dumb and embarrassing. Yeah, I think it was. Yeah, that's the idea here. Really quickly, you know, it's been a while like I said, I think it's been five years or so since we've been here, maybe something like that. That's right. That might be some new folks. In the crowd, go around the horn here, right down the line. My name is Andrew Jupin. Chris Gavin. Eric Siska. Steven Seder. And we are WeA movies from New York City. Thank y'all for coming. Now I'm going to assume it's a decent amount but how many y'all have been here with the show? We've run on the internet. Good. Good. And if you're not familiar with the film Big, it's a movie in where a 13-year-old boy takes an older lover. That is the film. Yes. That's true. I think that if you like rent this in France, like that's like the France rental portal, that's how they describe it. I think when he wishes to be big, he should just get very fat.

5:40Oh, okay. Okay. Because big, you didn't say make me older. No, I wish I was big. Tall. Big like. That's like, I want to be fucking enormous. I don't know what happened. No, no, no. They wanted a John Goodman movie though. He was supposed to be before Tom Langs came on. So that would have been like a holy shit. I like the idea that John Goodman and underruised being like, not like this. Not like this. You know what I see that guy at BVD's and I'm like, no, you did not. No, no, no, no. Mercedes rule wakes up and just, from, from, from, from, from. Oh, no. John Goodman just crashes through the floor all the way down. Who are some of the other people though? Because he's just like one of many of them. Oh, very bucey. Very bucey. Is it beat Josh Baskin? Yes. I don't know about you. I hear you're shocked, Mom. I'm your shock, you know? Look, look at my Haney. Look at my Haney here. Oh, you're only FBI compounded. They made my teeth big.

6:41How to be a detoyant that you're Robert Lucia? Get away from me. Get the hell away from me. Jeff Bridges is on, it kind of makes sense because the star man thing, like I can see the innocent thing, but the funniest thing is on the Wikipedia page, they go through all those people who were like, thought of and at the end it says John Travolta wanted it, but they said no. Yeah, so what's going on with Big is they cast that in a way. It looks like we're circling around a couple people. Yeah, okay, I'll go back next week then. Looks like this would be interesting. How many of you have never seen this movie before, but you're attempting anyway? Yeah. Oh, okay, good. Who's the box office? You know, we got one lady right here. Oh, wow. We didn't use the out here or anything, but we just want to say in advance, like when it gets really disgusting, it's all, it's stuff from the movie. It's all gross because the movie's gross at its core.

7:41You see, it's not going to all be from the movie. Because then, you know, come on. No, but yeah. That's the genesis of it. That is the genesis of it. So we start this movie like you want. He's playing a little shitty like command prompt video games and wizards and shit gun and deal. He's stuck in a half ice cave, I think is the idea. Right, surrounded by carcasses of ice dwarves. Yeah. That's a little story that's that's told. Yeah. He looks bored as shit playing. Of course you would be. It's just like, I don't know, fucking melt the wizard. Would it be like kind of beneficial for the character if he was a dude that made his own stuff? Yeah, yeah. Right. That's like, I'd get big better games than wizards and shit. Well, he's just a poor 12 year old just trying to get through life at this point. Mercedes rule is running this house ragged. I don't know. I do love this little kid that they got to play, young Josh, has this like statin island dump New York accent. Yes. He's supposed to live in Jersey, so that's acceptable. But then when he just turns into Tom Hanks and it's like youthful foszy bear.

8:42I think like, so darn it. SoulTar was like, I'm going to help you out of a little bit. Yeah, I think it's your focal court scraping there and get that trash axe out of you. Well, the big thing was of all the people that was considered. De Niro was set to star in this movie and then dropped out. As Robert Lozia? No, no, as baske. He was going to be like, oh man. Why did you make me fucking pink? I don't know what I mean. Fucking pink. Who would you make me fucking do to her now? You like that? Are you fucking happy? No, I fucked him. Yes, I did. I fucked him. I just, I didn't do that. I'm sorry, I fucked her. I didn't do that. I think there was a note that they would have made the location more urban. Oh, hi. That was that case. Well, it's like, you know, me like, take that SoulTar. He's like kicking some kid in the stomach. Back in the house. It's been long enough that you could say this about child actors. There are adults now, disgusting shit boys. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. He's a DSP, Marick Salos. Jerry Rushton, who plays his friend Billy Kopecki,

9:44is a disgusting shit boy scream, which is a disgusting shit boy with Sarah Cream. Yes, what? Sarah Cream holds the tomatoes. Yes, yes, yes. He can. It's like a better cheddar. Yeah, the kid is the younger brother from Honey I Shrunk the Kid. Yes. So you already had a taste of this kid being annoying. Or was this after, which way? I don't remember the other way. That might be a little laugh. Honey I Shrunk I think came out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so this establishes him as like the nerdy, gross friend. This always hanging around at your house. This kid's probably coming in the house, not knocking. One of those friends. Yeah. One of those piece of shit neighborhood friends. With the dirty, grubby little hands. But boogers everywhere. My father had no tolerance for it. The neighborhood kid tried that one time at our house once and never again. Walking in without knocking. I never got that kid again. That's right. Dude, we lived right by the highway. You never seen again. When you're welcomed with a pistol at your head, of course you would turn right around and say goodbye. Jeff, he turned around. Had this career and then the kid who put,

10:46then he cooks you, like, but Nick. Was just like, thank you. His but Nick's snatch terminator two judgment day right out of that kid's hands. And he got that. He never seen again. The red hair. Oh, there's only one. There's only Roman Hollywood, thankfully, for one red-headed, molleted kid. Yes. At a time. With a rude, crude attitude. Exactly. And but Nick had a superior mollet. I mean, it was a killer. If you remember, T2. This guy, it's a little too cropped up there. It's kind of a business. It's a little, it's a little mini guy. I feel like he'd had a couple more weeks maybe to get there. I mean, there's a reason why we say the but Nick mollet. It's a very specific white trash garbage haircut. Of course. Very majestic. We see them like being kids. They're playing stick ball together. What we do here this song to let you know that this is like a secret song that only kids know. And if you stick it to a kid, you get to take that kid wherever you want. That's the rules. And it's just how that works. I suppose. So I'm not home trying to memorize the lyrics.

11:48Do you have to get the little secret handshake sh-t? I think probably flawless. Yeah, it's the whole kid caboodle. I'd be a bad child kid napper in this universe. Like I'd no rid them for any of that stuff. All right. Heated caboodles. Sorry. Oh, they did. We're very specific to the, the food we put in Penny Marshall and Ann Spielberg apparently. The, the, the, the, the, what it's called. And Steven Spielberg. And Steven, and Spielberg. Steven Spielberg's sister. Yeah, not Ann. Steven. No. Ann. He's sister. What's that? Spielberg. That is definitely how they sold it though. Yeah, definitely. Oh, yeah. Ann Spielberg. Did you think Ann? Yes, I did. Spielberg's involved. I'm not lying. They're writing it. But they very specifically said that it's like 12, 13. There must have been a lot of meetings about like how young we want to go. Because early on, I believe Jared Brecht is like, if you look down a shirt, you could see your flowers. So they're like three sexual, sort of sexual, which allows the later film to make some sense flowers.

12:50We're going to have to stretch. Yes. Wait, wait, you can look down and see her George O. Keith Panter. Yes. She's a dirty thief. She got him all. So, you know, he's got an annoying home life. He's got a little sister. There's a bunch of deleted scenes and stuff that we accidentally watched some of, like mixed them and cut, where you get to see like the shitty friends awful home life. And it's really sad. It just kind of like, you know, they have this like, five great playing outside. See you tomorrow. And like Josh goes and has his life. And this other kid lives in the John Cass of Eddie's film. This mother is just screaming. Don't fucking think great, fool, for anything I do. Why is this family not around? We nothing. They got the trash, you be shit shit. It makes sense. Excuse fucking off to New York daily. So, yeah. You wish that was a butt that mulling you fucking lose a child of mine. Right, any one of you left. Oh my god. And the thing, Jesus. He's the one that you get big to escape. Yes.

13:50Not for a mech revenge on his family. Yeah, oh my god. And I came home. Well, no, you did. I wish my dad had a heart attack. Soldiers like, you got it. We got to talk about that Zoltar machine. It's got glowing red eyes. It's unplugged. It belongs in the conjuring universe. Yes, exactly. It should be in the end of the rate in New Zealand at the end of it. Absolutely. Or you don't want to make a wish on that there. That thing device right there. It's cursed is how it turns into a big adult. That's right. Lorraine, Lorraine, get the kids away from it. You're going to turn them into a big adult there. We don't need that. There was a rash of a beginning. See, in that New Jersey, in the beginning, two country five of the big and big. That franchise can't die. They haven't been the big and big yet. Come on. Molder, I don't believe in big and big. Skelly, there's a lot of cases of big and big. Things all across the United States, for centuries. And every one of them has ended with suicide. Grim.

14:51The SoulTarmer Sheen's got to get your soul at the end. Yes. I don't care if you undo your wish. At the end of the movie, it just showed like cuts of Robert Lozor just died. You know what I mean? That was the price. And then the only Josh Paschim, you want to go back to being a child, do you? When it's going to cause you. And then it cuts to Lozor like, so that is like the box. We've got the box. Oh, yeah. That's right. Which would be good. But Josh is like, he's crushed on this taller girl, Cynthia, I believe her name is. Who were Josh? She's like, supposed to be the hottest dreamboat in his school. What do you think? And guess what? Guess what Josh? She's available. That's actually broke up with her ex-boyfriend or something. This girl's on the market for 12 hours. Yeah. And Derek moves in. And that's it, dude. Well, people Derek can drive. Yeah. Derek is a scary. You see that car? Yeah, it's a scary. Probably 30 years old. You have just hanging around in this amusement park.

15:52Guess I also drive. You guys don't know, Northern New Jersey. That's what happens. I've managed an RV and I got this nice car here. Hey, babe, I didn't need to make a wish to be big. Let me tell you. By the way, that nice car you're talking about, Chris Kavan. It's a convertible BW bug. Nice. Oh, just. Not really that cool of a car. Oh, I'm sorry. It's my case. We're not going to a 1960s fucking surf contest. What? It works for Cynthia Young. Yeah. We're at like a county fair kind of a deal. The only time we see his dad for a second. This seems deleted, motherfucker. Yeah. You have to see the scene where it's like we're dealing with like this child, kidnapping thing and the marriage falls apart. Yeah, it's going to get kicked out the house, maybe. Oh, man. No, I mean, that's you don't want to, it's these extra scenes, it's like quick sand. Because if you struggle with what they give you, you're more confused than you are just watching the movie on it. Yeah. Like, you're confused already. Because the dad is definitely an Arizona by the end of my life.

16:53Well, we should come to him just like going to like these, you know, like eight millimeters, enough film. Hardcore, like, where is my shot? Oh, that's why he's there. Yeah, okay. I wasn't following him. He's tracking him down. He's doing his own investigating. Yeah, he's another better, a seedier movie. Yeah, yeah, but maybe one stop shopping. I don't know the guys. Right. But, you know, silly. And I say this as a short man, especially as a short kid, if you're about to go on a ride to oppress some lady, you got to keep your eyes out with a fog or a lamp. That is something you're clocking. Oh, not there on that. Oh, no way. Because you don't want to, you never want it. You must be this tall. Yes. You don't want to be surprised by that. That is something. Is this one in the movie shaped like Focord? Like, what is it? Yeah, okay. And I had no idea what you were talking about. So, you were a kid, Steve. Did you like case the joint before you? Absolutely. I'm going to do a quick walk around like, oh, that's not going to happen. Okay. Did you ever get caught right at the moment of entry, though?

17:55No, no. I didn't want to. I really, not because I can't at a friend's birthday party. We were trying to go on bumper cars and it was like two short motorbiker. And he was humiliating. And I just had to sit on a bench with my friends. Very attractive mother. Wow. But to have that thing, it's a birthday party. Two so like 12 other kids walked right by me like, fuck off, shithead. Yeah, you guys show your bumper cars. I'm having an awakening over there. You might be on the bumper cars, but I'm playing the motorboats. That's where you were not. I can't believe it now. So you got sexual revenge on your schoolmates. No, I just sat there, sat. Yeah, that's where I was. I wasn't doing nothing. That's what you should learn like Steve. Send Vinny to see if the speed coaster has a popcorn leg. Exactly. If it does, then don't do it. The next summer I went back to get on them bumper cars. I wasn't missing anything. You know why? Because they're fucking bumper cars. This is the known as neck problems.

18:56But man, this is humiliating for Josh. Yeah, he's right about Cynthia's watching you guys. Cynthia. But it's over when Derek shows up to begin with. Because he's like, oh, you're here. It's kind of a funny thing. You're here to get on by myself. There's parents like, oh, shit, that sucks. The mother snaps a photo of him all night. Even this girl humiliated him. Is that the photo of the milk cart later? It's the most recent one. Exactly. It's pretty timely photo, you could see his heart breaking in it. He's there. I mean, he is hypnotized by Cynthia. So he doesn't see Derek being like, who's this kid? Yeah, exactly. Right for saving my spot in line, cheap. And then yeah, it's just like, Cynthia, don't worry about it, Josh. It's like, yeah, that sucks. Don't worry about that, Josh. It happens to plenty of boys. It's fine. Oh, good. Yeah, that's a friend's own end little brother. Good. Yeah, it's a good mixture right there. Excellent. He's dejected and then he finds a haunted relic on the board log.

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22:09But the thing is, it's unlocked. What? Yeah dude, that's some RL-stine shit right there. You don't get goosebumps right now. That doesn't matter, fact. Nice! And then what you know it too, is we make the wish, right? Which is like get the corner to roll into his mouth with this guy's jaws on here. But it's a little too wide. Way too much oral stuff in this room. Yeah I know. But he gets it in, he wishes that he was big and you know damage done goes home. We get the great, it's a dark and stormy night, the winds kick it up so you know magic is on its way. That's right, the devil's at work and they give you big. Well this happens in that toilet, so Mickey Rudy was like, I don't want to be big like this! There was time now! Yeah that's pretty much the same thing. But it's crazy just like wishing away like half of your life. Because he's about you, he's middle aged now, you're about dying.

23:11When it becomes time, he's middle aged. Yep, 30 years old. Yep. Isn't interested in point of view. I mean if you ever met someone died 60, I have. I mean that's fair. I mean but this kid has hell of ambition to be coming here. Derek is already in the slot there buddy. He's asking to be big, is he going to knock Derek out of the place when he becomes big? Clearly, Cynthia is the reason he wants to do that. Hello Cynthia, I'm 6 foot 4 now. Well you know magic wasn't involved. Young mob, you know you can fix you in on that thing. Imagine if he was a stalking Cynthia the whole movie. Oh wow yes, very different film. Maybe not as many Academy Award nominations. Probably not. That's still surprising as is. I screamed what earlier today. Tom Hanks was not meant for best actor which is crazy. I was forgetting the one was it's a... Oh I was forgetting what? Oh it was Rayman, it was a...

24:11It was an open open and Rayman and half would have... Another child like Wonder. Yes. Great. It was a big year for them. Robert Lozna won a Saturn award for this. Whoa, great. No I'm not picking up my Saturn. I'd rather forget that picture. Oh man, hell isn't clinging on. I don't want to know. I live on Earth. Earth. Do I get the cog? A Saturn. Yeah, on the cog. No money? Oh fuck that. Absolutely not. And it was not any for best original screenplay as well. It was also kind of wild. No, this is fieldberg connection, do you know what I mean? What's got that name on it? Oh yeah, it gets in there. No, it will definitely be a fish called Wanda Wanda. Wanda? So he wakes up and he's time hangs all of a sudden. He jumps up his bed like Godzilla, the fucking floor shakes. You know. He's wearing this little kid underwear very unsettling. I guess he's like, we're shown in a minute that he's like burst out of all of his PJs.

25:12Yeah. But the BVDs are adult size underpants there. That needs to be shredded as well. I'm sorry. Because he doesn't realize he's big until he looks in the mirror which is very funny. When he jumps down off the bed, he should just be the full Lenny Kravitz. He's stupid. I mean, it's just the forest, it's Kravitz. You're going to slosh right out of there, right? Also like, you wake up, oh my god, my balls are on fire. My balls are in the vice right now. What is all this hair doing down there? Hair, where there wasn't hair before. Dude, imagine. He does have a good, like, say, yeah. Yeah. Which is, I mean, like, that's, of course, what happened. That's what I got out the best. He didn't say everything he did to me. He did you, Josh. What? You're not the rogue or nor a shower. Enjoy your micro penis. That was the price. Like, the Wishmaster's a trick. So, what was that? He's a dark evil magic.

26:13Let's see what your new friends do in things about this. Yeah, Lorraine, that's how micro penis is made through dark magic. I swear it was the magic. That last demon we, we, we, we, we, we, fuck, did a number on me. So, he realizes what's going on and his mom's conventing for him to come downstairs so he grabs his father's clothes, a giant jersey and some sweatpants and sort of bolts. And then kind of comes back, like, he has a second thought, like, maybe I will try to explain this to my mother. And goes back and this lady pulls a fucking butcher knife on it. Rightfully so. Yes. You, you're, you're doing your housework and all of a sudden Tom Hanks dressed as Bill Bellachik is there. And you're just like, what the fuck? I mean, scissors, I mean, scissors, he sleeps now. Bill Bellachik running to the Zoltar machine to say, younger. Yeah. So he's making the lady friend like taking her hand to do what he doesn't want to be.

27:16It's her to be you. Yeah, she's almost 26. No, you got to do it, sweetie. You got to get it, you got to put the corner in. I wasn't not going to work the way I wanted to. Okay, if I say it for her, that works, Zoltar. Why aren't you talking? Zoltar, I'm a, which one of us one seven super balls? Okay, that's what I think. This one at the back. Back when we're talking, it just doesn't videotaping it to make sure he knows how to do it. That's the big version of deflate gate. The fucking ship was unplugged the whole thing. Oh wow. Yeah, cheating. But I kind of look, the weird thing, you know, she freaks out. She's like, what did you do with my son? And he's like, no, I got to go. Ah, he runs away. Like, the rest of this movie, this woman is falling apart. You know what I mean? Like, oh yeah. You need to figure out a way where like he writes or a letter. I'm like, ah, I'm going to space camp. Talk to you in a couple of weeks or whatever. Right. Because again, like the idea that she is like living through a kidnapping. He's like calling her like, your son is fine. Don't worry about it. At least what he does write a letter. Exactly.

28:16Yeah, he's good. And then he writes a letter later. That's just like, actually, you know, it's pretty nice here. And I kind of love my captors. I'll be back by Christmas. I don't know. I mean, maybe he hates his mother because this is mental torture on another level. Really? Yeah. Yes, Mrs. Baskin, I am talking from a black phone. Why do you ask? It's pretty fun here, mom. I get to talk to other kids that are dead. On the back, um. Oh, wait, mom, hang on a second. The grabber wants to say something. I'm not supposed to go upstairs today, mom. No, yeah. My new best friend was born in 1943. Oh, he's ice skating for some reason now. Interesting. So he goes to the school. To find his little buddy here. And I mean, we're just running right into like a equipment room. There's no security at the school. Runs right in. And it's like, oh, hey, little buddy. I promise you it's me. Here's our dumb little rhyme we're going to do together. Before he does it, when the kid freaks out, he's, again,

29:18grown man dressed like a double check. Like, I'm your friend. And he's like, excuse me. He's like, just coach whatever. This kid's calling for help and adult is nowhere near him. It's actually awesome because the kid, of course, like, he's the little doofus kids. He's not good. They're playing like basketball. Yeah. And he misses a really easy layup and all the kids throw dodge balls at him. And then even the gym teachers like, I'm getting the fucking showers. You pick up all the mess. You lock up. It's fine, little kid. I'm not the adult here. Look, maybe if you were a little better at dayups, you wouldn't get kidnapped. Okay. Just saying last spring, when I told you I had to do it, I was like, hey, I'm going to get kidnapped. And you're saying last spring, when I told you I had to do those sprints. And you said, why I'm never going to need to sprint. Mmm. And no, I'm not lacking the back door to the gym. No. So he sings the song and sort of convinces, you know, that this is what we got to do. We got to figure out how to get the machine. So they go back to the park and that park burned down 30 years ago.

30:22The carnival is like moved on. You know, there's a tumbleweed. It's a garbage left behind underneath the George Washington bridge. So Billy goes home and steals clothes and money from his dad. His dad apparently dresses like Michael J. Fox at Back to the Future. His hat and the jacket. His dad did. Yeah. So him looking dad is not in this movie. You know what I mean? Jazz musicians. That'd be fun. Yeah, this hat that he's wearing, you're totally ready, sneaking into the chairman under the seat dance. That's what fucking walking talk to you. That makes sense. It's his father got a race from existence. And then hop out of bus. We believe we chose the 180s family movie that doesn't take place in Chicago accidentally. The only one. The only one. We even said earlier tonight, you were like, I swear to God, I thought this was in Chicago. Did you really? I just never knew what had to be, right? Everything's in the cubs and what have you. But I think you were thinking of a previous episode vice versa. Yes, that's in Chicago, which is a magic-ish kid thing.

31:22What? Yeah, I don't think John Hughes had anything. He didn't even, he wasn't even a camera operator for this one, right? He didn't get anything. No, we're near it. Okay. Yeah, he was like, what's happened at the end of the movie? Oh, I don't want any part of this. No, no, thank you. All right. So we go to Times Square. We take the bus right directly to the center of it all, man. Through the magic happens. There's a lunatic screaming, I'm going to cut the bench. I'm going to cut the bench. Just walking across this child's comedy. And it's about the same time that our buddy Jason Borey's went to Manhattan. Yeah. Just like him. If he's walking by angrily and he just kicks a little boot like butnik, right? The dick or something, that'd be awesome. Terrorized these children. What do you think Jason would wish for to not drown in that lake without being the move? Probably. Go back that far. Yeah. Yeah. I just wish I didn't smell so bad. Or I wish I could talk, explain myself. I wish I could have my mom back. Yeah. The original murder. Get her back. I'm tired of doing this. Right. He gets to be undead.

32:22Why not mom? I just wish my knife was a little bigger, honestly. Everything else about my life is just the way I want to. Smell skin condition. It's all graphing. Well, I've killed my quota going back into the lake now. He's the best New Jersey character probably, right? Yeah, exactly. New Jersey royalty, Jason Borey. Oh, definitely. Yeah, yeah. It's number one. That's what he's proud of. He doesn't rest stop named him. No, no, no. Joe? I arguably one of the most famous New Jersey's. You're told he's right. Actually, if you went to the Jason Borey's rest stop, though, maybe the, you know. Yeah, it's a- You know what I'm talking about? Maybe you're not going to want to get out of the car. You're always looking around your shoulder. Maybe like at Halloween, there's a fun little pop-up exhibit. Sure. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. He's one of the masks. We got it. So they set themselves up in a little shitty motel here at the St. James Hotel. And he had the, and the kid says, oh, it's okay, Josh. It's religious. Yeah. I feel like someone said that on the way to little St. James as well.

33:26Well, this is big St. James. This is big St. James. It was religious for a lot of those guys, I'll tell you. Yeah. But would you wear the motel from basketball case to the movie, of course. Yeah, there's a man with his disgusting twin brother in a basket just next door. And this sleazy motel manager is just like, oh, yeah, okay, you want to ruin the air with that little boy. All right, just don't, unless, unless, just don't come back and taxi driver me or else. I'm telling you right now, I didn't see nothing. Nothing. I don't eat the security tapes every Sunday. Don't worry about it. Good, good, just tip when you're checking in to a hotel of any kind, you know. And I've got, you know, I'm not saying everything else could be five star affair. But if you go to check in, and the dude says, that'll be a $10 deposit for the sheets. Maybe consider rebooking. Yeah. That's the one time where I'd be like, you know what, air B&B is the better option. If you're leasing sheets, I don't remember saying I washed those sheets.

34:29I was just offering you the sheets. They go in, you know, to a flop house deal, you know, and Billy said, listen, I've got to give back. I'm going to go back to Port Authority by myself. Who's locked? You stay here. And like, Josh, I don't want to stay by myself. I did. Josh is the one that's afraid, but he's big. Yes. So you've like encountered the gross guy at the desk. There's like fighting outside, of course, you know, we have, it's the 80s in New York. We got to have gun noises all over the place. And so he's all fine with these, all fine with that. Close to the door. It's totally fine. He hears a guy. Make a phone call in Spanish. And starts crying. Like Megan Kelly getting the news about the Super Bowl halftime show. This bitch is breaking down. You try being young in here. No, like that. Because I can't, if it was the other thing, if it was like, I'm going to kill her. You know, any number of shows I do there.

35:31But it's just a guy like, I mean, he's a little agitated speaking Spanish. What is staying in this fucking motel? He would be sitting there. He's not the same. He's not the same. Get me out of here. He saw the state of the sheets. He's pissed off. I'm fucking paying $10. Restained the sheets. This is ridiculous. How far I've fallen. I guess, yeah, Ballal was a little quieter when he ate that boner. I guess that was a little different for basket case, of course. There was like two people that were like getting... Hell yeah. Hell yeah. And those people who've been the horror invention took care of it. They're all right. The wrong one, just saying it. The Laltazoo, sir. What are we talking? You can admit it. No. Oh, the cyber sleaze. Oh, they're perfect. There we go. Excellent. But, you know, the next day, Billy comes back and we're just... We're going to the video game district in New York to find where there might be another assault horror machine. I think that was another one. Yeah, it truly was another time, though, man.

36:32Yeah, video game district in Manhattan. Oh, my God. Also, there seems to be a state bureau of video games that's like working at. I think it's like they're looking for the permit for the traveling circus that will have the assaults harvesting. Yeah, I do. I don't know if we have a department of video games. Might be a note to send to Mayor Mamdani. Yeah, that's great. Start right back up. Yeah. I'll be the video games arv in New York. That sounds great. Right? That's a job of making up. I can see the New York post headline already for when you're fired game over. Well done, dude. I don't expect nothing less from that, right? We have to go to this permit office and the lady says it's going to be five to six weeks, so that's how you know that's what the movie length is going to be. It's going to be in New York somehow for five to six weeks of the notion is we've got to find a job now, so we go to a diner to look through the wall. And if the police haven't been called on this man with a small boy yet,

37:32it would be probably around here. Now this is insane. Either eating like ice cream, and he's got all this vanilla ice cream on his face. He grabs a cherry from his little friend there and starts doing like this really sexual thing. It looks disgusting. It's not exactly I can tie the stem with my tongue. Yeah, it wasn't that. I'm trying to gross my friend out, but I'm sorry you're a grown man. And it looks weird. This dude like gets up from the lunch counter and immediately leaves this place. And you just imagine the guy's like, officer! If you're good, quickly! The thing they find is Josh who's seen it once he's good at computers. There's a data entry thing for a mid millen toy company. And in the 1980s you understand, when there was a job opening, you just show up day of. Now you're saying, I'm here for the job. And they're like, here's an application for the job. Sit down and you'll be seen shortly. Oh, you're hired immediately.

38:33Oh, what's that? A bogus social security number? That's what I thought. Dude, this guy has to be like, you left some numbers off your social security number? And he's like, uh... 12. Okay, sure. That works for us. Also, if you match the description of a kidnapper, don't use the name of the kidnapped boy. That is two pounds over. Probably making some nightly news. You see this? Speaking of the New York Post, this dude has made headlines. Yeah, absolutely. This face and this picture of Josh has been seen by the Bureau of Milk, the New York Bureau. Well, yeah, it's me, Detective Hula-Honey. I don't know why, Mrs. Baskin, but it seems like he's taunting you by using your son's name to get this job. I mean, he calls her, it makes these threatening calls, or like, not threatening, but like, oh, you know, your kid's gonna be okay. Yeah. And he's calling from his job. I guess.

39:33From the desk of Joshua Baskin. With the police star six sign that phone number, assistant Debra Drowrup is gonna pick it up and go, Mr. Baskin's off. Why is the police not cared? You don't ever see them do anything. Nothing, dude. But, you know, we've all heard some wild things over here in the office, but not someone one tube over, like, listen, your son is gonna be fine. If you follow the rules, your son is going to be fine. Everyone's listening to this, and it's totally normal that we start singing a song. Then it's like, what the fuck is he doing? I understand, grabbing a kid or whatever. What the fuck are you singing for? Everybody's really in the middle of an office. All right, man, let that go. All right, now I'm going to H.O. Yeah. There is another great moment, like, well, right before he, Billy is there, and they're like, oh, you know, like, bump, beef up the resume. Yada, yada, yada, yada. And the lady's like, oh, Mr. So-and-so, we'll see you now. And Billy is like, oh, your son will have to wait here, and Billy is like, I'm not his son, and I'm like, wait, what?

40:36They both turn to each other at the same time and just go, oh, no, no, no, no, we can stay in a motel together. Can you rented me for the day, you see? I'm not his son, idiot, he just paid me to be here. Come on, we're past friends. By the way, don't run that social security number. It's totally fake, please. Crediting that as supervisor in this movie, and one and done never seen again, James at-cows himself. Oh, yeah, that's right. James at-cows. Yes, Jim Walsh from 9.21-0. The King himself. Had a hair like he wishes he still had now. Beautiful bastard. It's kind of weird when you see, like, an established person, have, like, a small role in something like this, and you figure you're going to be blessed to see James at-cows more now. But he is replaced kind of with John Loveitt's in the movie, which is nice. It's like the next seat over an ex-cubic-lover guy. And look, he has a funny joke about, like, oh, you know, the lady, she'll squeeze you so hard or something.

41:39And I do like, well, I'll stay away from her then. I think, love the thing, no way. Jack. They know how good that joke is, because it's right in the middle of that trailer. It's right in the trailer. They let it all the- John Loveitt's there is in the trailer. The whole movie's in that trailer. It's a lot of the movie. Oh, boy. But, you know, he's doing a good job. Yes, he does call his mother from the fucking red-the-desk there. Uh, yeah, your son's doing okay. Your boy is going to be alright. Stay where you are. Your boy is going to be okay. No personal phone calls, please. And I need those reports by 5PM, Mr. Just let me wrap it up real quick. No, there's no blood. No, there's nothing like that. Yeah, there's no blood. He's going to be fine. I forgot a cover letter I needed to do. A buy. It's three-first day today. We're going to have cake in the hallway if you want to go. Ice cream, too, or what? No, no, no. He's, yeah, there's no cuts.

42:39No cuts on him whatsoever. No police, no police. I got to go birthday party. Birthday party, you mind? Boy, the new guy's a real cut up on the phone. So, yeah, he's all hyped up at work and he's trying to run to make some photo copies or something. And he smacks right into Winsh against Robert Lozia. Which, if ever there was a, what the fuck were you thinking? Wouldn't this dude in this movie? Yes. It's Robert Lozia being cast in the film. Yes. And he's happy to be ran over by this guy. Well, that's what lets you know immediately. This is a different look for Robert Lozia. Yes, good. And the other movie, what the fuck? You're running a whole lot of hell out of it. I want you, Dave. I want to know where you fucking live. And I want to know how fast you can get out of my building. He's not Scarface. He's not really at that level. I don't think Tom Hanks is dealing with blow of that amount. And he's just like, ah, yes. Someone's serving initiative running around the hallway. I love it. And I'm like, it's nice to see some hustle. Yeah, that's right. We think about that John Hurd.

43:39Yes, you have John Hurd, Elizabeth Perkins here, as, like, John Hurd. And I'm not tagging this, Elizabeth Perkins will be the love interest in a moment. That explains it to me totally because if I had to deal with a month of John Hurd, I'd be like, oh, this guy crashed into me. You're my new favorite person. You want to go to a toy store with me? I go every Saturday for some reason. And no one's called the police yet. It's market research, you understand. I can't believe I finally found someone that wants to look at young boys playing games. Hi. Sir, what do you do? My name is Jim Hasbro, that's right. I run Hasbro. That's a payday comes and he's got a whopping 187 bucks in his cheques. He's going to run to FBO Schwartz that night or that next day rather, at the bumps into him again. While playing with a child at the store, question here is, where is the parent that's cool with this weirdo, gangly adult pleasure.

44:39Laser tag with their child at the store. Probably getting a drink around the corner. Now we'll be back at five. Have fun, sweetie. Have fun, don't get kidnapped. We can't have one that poor boy in New Jersey talk to you later. No, I'm not worried. No, they let them play with the toys there. They're fine. Yeah, this is actually the old FBO Schwartz that was in New York and not as a fucking Apple store if you can even believe it. You believe that Apple took something nice and turned it into Apple. And yes, Robert Lozius sees a play with some candy. Even says, yet again, is that your son? Is it nope? That's great. Perfect. I mean, you don't have any kids. You're going to work later for me. Yes, exactly. It's good to know you're on the level with the lifestyle. Wait, how do you know so much about kids? I just go to KB. Oh, I guess so. Kill boys?

45:39I go there too. Oh, no. Oh, no. A favorite star. I helped me get rid of the body. Anyway, I said too much. And it's fun because he's walking around on top hands. Oh, you know what? I had this, the problem with this toy is it's not fun enough for whatever. He's a little kid. He's complaining about, you know, like a tabletop hockey set. Yeah. When we old model, they used to move back and forth. That didn't spin in the live. He's like, this 30 year old man is playing with toys. Excellent. I will create a new job for him. Toys are. The hockey game Tom Hicks ends up with like, I don't know why they change it like that. And Robert Lozion, as if he's been thinking about this every day, he's like, I don't know either. I'm just thinking every day about hockey games. That decision I made has been haunting me for years or so. Well, this is a Reagan era fantasy, right? The whole thing is he's like magic. A number on white, that's two. He's going to be running the company by the end of the week. Falling ass backwards up the ladder.

46:40Yeah, you're totally right. This was screened for Reagan and kept David once. Oh, wow. Yeah. There's this summer movie coming out. I can see it. Tommy, am I big? We start asking all these bodyguards for you a boy. Are you a boy? Mommy, we have to find out if there's any boys working for him. I think we have a cure to my dementia. So tired, Mrs. Brainwork. I wish my brainwork better. You just need like a split second of rubber clothes and being like, this guy is kind of weird. But it makes me money so I tolerate it. He might have, the piano thing kind of interrupts where I feel like that would be happening. You know, actually, it kind of reminds me of my son that died in Vietnam. Funny story, actually. I said I'm a toy in the middle and it went off the gizmos went off and well, Charlie killed his whole platoon. It's strange too, because my boy was also named Charlie.

47:44So that would be his backstory. Yeah, that's when that was rubber at Lose, just thinking of himself, making notes in the script. Oh, yeah. That's how he played it. He's going to get son who has killed it be a nom and let's see, he loves orange juice. Oh my god, this guy loves orange juice too. That being by son used to play heart, soul on the piano. Oh, now we're playing heart, soul on the floor piano. Anyone ever used one of these in a curiosity? No. No. What was there a wheelwind second? Yes. There exists not just moving magic. Was there like an exercise thing? I don't know where you would fucking put it. First of all, if you bought this thing. If you had a very large living room, it's a little rich boy, thank you. It's not that big of a big room. Oh, a bigger for the movie, right? So it went to the floor piano went to SoulTar. It's like, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude. SoulTar was like, God, it bigger than actually. Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.

48:46The head of Casio just comes bigger. It's the charming scene. It's charming. It's the iconic scene. But it's also weird to watch Robert Lozor be this physically active. Like, he was the guy who's an old man. He got fired on some brand new stuff because he kept forgetting his lines. And they were like, you're just the dude who sent them the DVD scale. And he got fired. And he's mostly sitting down in Scarface. I think he also is sitting down when he gets eaten in an innocent blood. I cannot say that for sure though. Well, in Lost Highway, he beats someone up, right? That's true. That's cool. Real physical. He's got the great line in Independence Day when the assault is going off. Get him out of here! No, that's a good one. And then he's got that great line in Independence Day resurgence where they propped him up, like with a stick, like a plop, I think, just was like, I wish I were dead. It is fucking elder abuse that they put that hand in after me. You could have watched that movie and not a single soul would have been like, where's the Robert Lozor?

49:48Robert Markovie, realistic to the United States hierarchy where it's the old weird-year. I agree with you, General. I want them dead. Now, I want to be dead. Yes, I want them to be dead. We want to kill the aliens and don't kill me. Alien second. Sold to our dead, please. Poison me. I'll eat whatever you watch. Just poison me tonight, please. And again, because this guy is a malevolent beast, it's just not just like, oh, this guy's got some great ideas about toys. I'm going to give him a cool toy-testing job. No, you're going to be PMP in my friend now. It's a sweet gig if you can get it. It really is. But this, of course, pisses off John or Elizabeth Perkins. They've been, you know, passed over for this promotion. And yet, vice president of product development sounds like a big deal thing. And then his job is literally to play with toys and be like, this one good, this one bad.

50:49If you knock these two together, they have sexy time. Billy Capecchi is just walking in and out of this office the entire time. Not a single fucking visitor past sticker on this guy. No, I was just getting in here. Oh, I was, I feel like Tommy, he's like, no, he's not my son. He's just my friend. He's allowed to come in whenever he wants. Just can you remember my rental boy here? No, just come on. This is the guy. Wow, that kid also has some great ideas. John, you report to Billy Capecchi now. He also has a VP. Sweater, corporations, great. Sweater, I can't be managed by a kid with a mallet like that. It's not even a faux-blood thing. You're fired. I'm nine and you're fired. That should be the end of it, is mostly, most of the office is like 10 year olds and 11 year olds. John Lovitz is just, you got like a 15 year old running that area. Only at Cal State. That's it. This is too weird for me, Jack.

51:49He just gets out of there. When he gets his own office, he gets a secretary in Debra Jo Rep. Again, not really much of her all here, but she is great later in things. In this movie, she's relegated to like, like, she just makes faces. Yeah. I don't think she has even like, maybe like one or two like, yes sir, yes, you know, right away Mr. Baskin. But otherwise, she's just like frowning at this situation. And I feel like she gets it. She knows that this is fucking weird. So kid keeps coming in. That's, I mean, she's petrified of something. Clearly she, they ask for a video tip of a Super Bowl, which, hey, I don't think she can get that from a toy company. Maybe, who knows. But that's kind of it. And I just like, please, yeah, I'll be right back with it. Oh, I swear. He's like making her, I guess, edit VCR to VCR out the commercials. Because yeah, he demands the commercials be taken up. But then also get all that funny talking out of being an announcer, mute the TV. And then like, if you were a lower-loving person at McMillan Toy Company, Mr. McMillan created a new job for this guy. Yesterday, like, you gotta stay the fuck away from him.

52:51Get him whatever he wants. I guess so, yeah. But, you know, the kid rightfully is like, that's your job? Suckers, which is totally true. You got to be a big apartment here, right? Oh, yes, this is the big fancy penthouse. I think it's also where they lived in the film Ghost a few years later. Same sort of like downtown, so-ho, like it's still like dangerous down there. And the Ninja Turtles could be a wrap. Absolutely. The Ninja Turtles, the shut up endemic was just a few years prior to the film. Same area of the city, those fuckers were farting around in. Yeah. John heard kind of job at a toy company afterwards. Exactly. You watched his friend Daniel Stern blow up in a sewer and then went and became a big toy story, so... Sure, Harry, you left his old car machine. We had to put it for a long time. We did that to create more monster people. Oh my God, soldier. I don't know what fucking wish I had to make to look like this. He's just bringing a rhino. Okay. Mutate. Come on, should mute punk rockify it.

53:52Come on. He could hear some sunglasses and camouflage jacket. Come on, soldier. Make this right, Osiris also be a me and down veteran for some reason. Maybe I could... Maybe I could be hired at Macbillum. That old man is hiring. The right Osiris, the right Osiris had been researched and developed. Quick question. Because the Turtles could also wish to be big and then they could be in their mid-30s. Did we ever get the Turtles in their 30s? Like in all of the Turtles lower? They're gonna be dead by 30s. Yeah. You destroyed my spare. No Turtles live like long. Not on pizza, but no faster. That's actually true. Eating nothing but pizza hanging around. It's an soda too. That's destroying all that. Oh my God, my heart disease is killing me. You'll notice splinter doesn't really partake in that shit. Yeah, that's true. I can do all he adds. It's that end of mutagen as well. So I don't think that...

54:52That's true. They are radioactive monsters after all. True. That's why my magic can only be so much. True. Those. Those. But yeah, this big fancy pan house looking real nice. That whole like, you don't need proof of anything at all. You don't need any financial guarantee or no background checks, ran out of things of any kind. Here's just some fucking money. We'll take it. I don't know how anything works. I'm sorry. Again, this room is not made for an Oscar for Best Original Screenplay. I don't think you can be not made for an Oscar if there is a montage set to you, Louis. I just think that that's got to be a rule somewhere. He would lose money if something's up to say about this. This explains the way both American Psycho and Back to Future. They did not admit it. Yeah, they should have. There is this great moment where you see John Her and Elizabeth Perkins having breakfast together at one of their cool apartments. And she puts some milk in the coffee and they do this very point. It's like, zoom in on the milk cart. You see this poor shit head space right there?

55:53Where it does also say missing since whenever. Joshua Baskin. Wow, would you look at this? This probably dead kid's got the same name as the new guy in Word. Look at that. Weird. I guess it's probably nothing. And meanwhile Tom Haynes that I haven't bought out a fucking trampoline and his mother has left in weeks. Alright, it's been weeks but they're called... You're son is okay. Oh, he's doing just fucking fine. Meanwhile the father is in Arizona. He's taking up a managerial position with McDonald's. He's doing just fine. I gotta let her know that her son's gonna be okay and then I'm gonna be home in a couple of weeks. Hey Billy, can I cut your finger off? I'll figure out nail it to her. Now my shoe knows everything's gonna be fine. The proof is in the mail. He'll be fine. He'll be fine. Sure, go ahead Josh. That'll really get him suckered.

56:54We should say there is a scene before he gets the apartment where he humiliates John Heard in a meeting where John Heard is sort of like giving some sales analysis about this new. And I think he's kind of right here because I wouldn't want to play with his either. It's an empire of state building shape a thing that turns into a robot. It's one of the shittiest ideas I've ever heard. It's an era of fact. And Tom Hanks kind of says this much. He's like, excuse me, I don't get it. I don't get why you think this is a thing children would want to play with. And the fun, you see this dude like the seams coming out of his ears. It's a real douche chill. Everyone's asshole in this board meeting. It's just clenched right up. And you just see Robert Lozha. Brilliant. Lozha, you found another one looking at him. What's that? What if kids ought to play with bugs? Yes, bugs. It seems like you accidentally invented Beast Wars actually. What the fuck? You didn't tell me that was a copyrighted idea of a ruined, a ruined. But just imagine, you know, a lot of people have been short here on corporate jobs.

57:57You're doing a big presentation, you work months on. And the new guy at work, who again? New position. I don't get it. Fuck you. Yeah. You're fucking right here. Because there are ways to do that. And if you were an adult, you'd know how to do it professionally. Yes. Just an excuse me. I just had a quick question. There you go. You don't get it. You snot nose fuck. Why is it enormous? Why is it an action figure of figure that is a huge fucking thing? Because it's a building. It's a building transformer. Do you understand how kids play with things? No, you don't. Tom Hayes clearly does. He's got the rental boy right? That's fine. You didn't get it. There's Josh, those are how to play with boys. And if actors are home on the weekend, play with a boy at a toy store. You do that all you learn a little thing from my friend Josh here. He has a kid coming in three times a week. And he is not his son.

58:57John, you should turn your own boy. Maybe you're a super spectator. John, how do we expand this? Am I making an apartment bond? I'm making a two-door box. What am I doing? Oh, the strip mall play set. That would be great. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. There's JC Penny transforming into a robot. You can play with economic decline. Flip it this way. It's a mall. Flip it this way. It's a dirt mall. Flip it this way. It's a ghost mall. This is how it's a law office. No, it's a burger king. It's a freaking log. Oh, now the calendar is empty. Oh, no. Yeah, it transforms into a bunch of candidates' logs. Smoke shops as far as I can see. I don't get it. What is... Oh, the big reception that's pointedly not a Christmas party? Yeah, it's like the September party. Sure. The mid-September swarray.

59:58Oh, maybe it's homecoming. Oh. Yeah, we just beat those has-bros. And football. Yeah! Did you do Josh? Did you ask anyone to the dance? No work dance. The work dance. Sorry, Josh. I have a video six months here. You don't have a plus one to the work dance. So your little friend's going to stay at home. I'll be out on... Only a corsage. You forgot the breakbook for your lady friend here. Dude, he comes into this movie. There in this scene in this like, rhinestone off white tuxedo. Yeah, it's like a fucking nightmare. Oh, yeah. It looks like he's about to play music at a Spanish restaurant. Or be the third at Dumb and Dumb or Swarray. Yeah, I agree. Now we're... And the whole room is laughed. The whole room is laughing at this guy pointing as he comes down the stairs. Except Robert Lose. Who's once again like, oh, this guy's a free thinker.

1:01:00He's just... He's just said, everyone should be dressed like this. You look foolish. Not him. Why are all of you making me laugh? I see a sea of penguins in one North Star. I'm talking to our trying to dress stupider. Yeah, a jummer around the office. Oh, yeah, that would be great. The whole like, all this culture just devolves into childish nonsense. Come on, humiliate yourself for me. Come on. You're in a different mode and putting the foreclose on that side. You get the John Love It's doing some dancing here. And it's kind of the same dancing. You know, you see Beavison Butthead do. Where the ass is kind of down. Do I go out here and do this? Look at this. That's like Robert. It's John Love It's now. You see, he's kind of like... And I gotta tell you, Love It's has never been sex here in the days.

1:02:01Not gonna review, by the way. I know. Oh, I know. She wasn't at worth coming out tonight. Oh, no, I think he's taking Benny Spaghetti home. I think he's got her. And you also love that our life is now... Anytime I stand up and get rapturous of love... Oh my god, he did something. Oh, look at that. They could move. Look, look, look, look, the knees are still intact. It's like catching a fucking roar of worry out. What is that? But yeah, this party... Elizabeth Perkins is humiliated by Robert Logey. You know, I have this business idea. It's like, shut the fuck up, it's the dance! But he's kind of right, though, man. Like, this is the party. I don't want to talk about ideas of any kind. You know, not the first one, but shut the fuck up. Unless Josh has one. If Josh has one, he'll listen right up. Well, his thing would be like, how about some more fun snacks at the reception?

1:03:03Yeah. Because you see him, he's got, I think this is in the trailer. He's got the little baby corn. Yeah. And he's eating it as if it's corn on the cob. Like, he's a fucking alien. He's like, I don't even have Chinese food before, man. He's like, this is a little fucker, so they're... That's not a thing kids do. Right? That's not like a thing that a child would do. I don't think so. It's a thing an alien would be. It's a thing an alien would be. They don't know what fucking food is, yeah, exactly. Also, like, he has some Baluga caviar at one point. He doesn't like the taste of it, so he spits it on the floor. Which turns Susan on. Yeah. Oh, that's it. Well, she's like, already spits, that's interesting. He's gonna spit on it. Oh, that's good. But then what really cranks it up for, though, you see... He takes a paper napkin, like a cocktail napkin, and scrapes his tongue with it. Yeah. And meanwhile, across the room, Robert Lozius, like, yeah, they're like, is there a position higher than Vice President? I'm not gonna give up my job, but my God, this kid's going places.

1:04:08He was a genius. He doesn't care that he's getting particles of paper, stuck all over his tongue from that cocktail napkin. All people should be spit on the floor. Everyone just starts doing it. Good job, job. You're gonna turn this office into a loon. You're gonna spit on the floor from now on. You're gonna be Vice President of being President of this company. I can see now the Vomitoyum Places, except the decadent days are over. And there's this weird part about Elizabeth Perkins' character in the early games of the movie, John heard explicitly, she sleeps around in the office, and in this scene, she's going after him because he's the hot guy at the odd. He's a rising star in the office, and then she falls for his childlike ways, and that thought and all that stuff. It's just a weird look for the movie. Yeah, that's it. Well, he's just doing all this, they get into a limousine. They leave this party real quick, and he's acting like an asshole in his car. He's using the phone, he's playing with the radio,

1:05:10he's nicked up French fries, from the lamp. She's trying to talk to me, he's like, I don't give a shit, like I'm gonna say. What does the windows do? Oh, it opens the sunroof so we can step out of here. He does a ejector scene, and it's very telling she doesn't step out of it with him. Yeah, she's not into it. She's not into it, but like in another movie where it was like, oh, we're all having fun. They both step out. She would realize it's fun to kind of let loose a little bit. No, no, no, no. She's just sitting in this limousine, windows up smoking. She smokes in every single scene at this point. And it's a weird thing too, we get into the 80s, the office culture was different, but she's literally the only one smoking in this movie. Yeah. In the boardroom, in the limo, at home. You gotta have at least a few other people like butts up in this office. It's just weird. If you're the one that makes Robert Lozure cough, you should probably look at your smoke. But we go to his nice fancy apartment. We've not like had established yet. We kind of saw it in the movie in thing. Yeah. But we've not seen the whole thing.

1:06:10And this is the, you know, you want to sleep over. I get to be on top. Ha ha ha ha. Oh, my. I wasn't actually about working. Oh, I got it. Oh, there's a Perkins. Oh, you see. That's not what I heard from the office, scuttle butt. We get on the trampoline here. This is when she starts to really enjoy the playfulness. Which is so fucked up because just a quick, like again, just rules of the road. If you're out there and you're still dating and whatnot, you go home with someone you see. And right by the front door where like a coat rack should be, is like a human-sized inflatable Godzilla. Go home. Yeah. No amount of world is that good. I mean, you know, you want a 69 of the bottom part of a bunk bed, what I'm just saying is I'm in here. What's going on in this apartment?

1:07:11It's just like a sea of red flags, okay? And it's even worse because he gets on the trampolines. I don't matter a trampoline, it's great. And then he sits down as a jump rope. I would like you to jump. I'm into it. I would love to jump for you, like all your French girls. Higher. Higher. Slams her head on the top. Oh no! Well, no. Seriously, I was freaking out with this, right? First of all, no guard rails on this thing. And nowadays, trampolines, we have like nets around them in one night. So you don't get to fall off and break this neck. We don't have any of that. And we're also next to these huge bay windows. Yes. This fucking fifth story apartment building just bouncing on this thing. It's just a way out in depth. He assumes that Michael Angelo will save him if he can. Oh no! Josh's friend fell out. Let's get her! Catch! Oh my god, I missed it. I was busy picking up pizza and she fell! Quick rap, help me heart the ball.

1:08:11Well, no scully tragedy does seem to follow these big innings. It's a blast. Is death all around it? So after, I guess he's gotten his fill of watching your jump for him. Now it's beddy by time. So you see, and this is kind of funny, because we're parodying, of course, like a sexy lady comes out in some lingerie. Like, let me go get comfortable, those kinds of seats. So he goes to get comfortable. And again, if the inflatable Godzilla didn't do it, if the trampoline didn't do it, the Smarfucker walks out in adult-sized, child-print PJs. Time to go! With the Godzilla and a few of these others, you might have been able to excuse them away as collectibles. Or work research? Sure. Or did you steal this from the office? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, this worked for two people. Elizabeth Perkins, Big, and Lisa Marie Pressley. Those two.

1:09:11Yes! Indy! You folks know your history. So she's like wearing a Jets jersey, I think, as the I. Yes. And thankfully, at least for right now, nobody has sexual intercourse. Go to sleep and call it a day. And she finds this sweet and endearing, like, always not like some pig. She looks like she's supposed to be happy kind of a deal. Well, it's not John Herb. Nobody's giving me enough money. Nobody's paying attention to me enough. This John Herb character is a dude that confedges about work during intercourse. Yeah, definitely. Like, we're just doing it. And I was like, can you fucking believe a Johnson was saying it today? And she's like, this is another bad life decision. I can't believe I don't have a better office while being your orifice. In case like that, I might take a 13-year-old and a man's body. I might do it. But we have just being honest with you. I was going to ask the booth to isolate that for these.

1:10:13And mark it in the envelope to FBOT. I'm ready for it. You search my files though. You want vets? What took you so long? So, he goes and plays squash with John Herb here. Yeah, yeah. And it's like we get into a little scuffle, which is kind of fun watching things sort of go out of here. You do have a great, like, you don't see the dude. It's just like some ADR toss over. Wow, look at that asshole go! It's a great, like, a little sort of mining. And like, he beats up Tom Hanks, which you kind of don't see. He's got a bloody nose. He goes to re-worse. I want to see him. Yeah, I want to see him beat the shit out of him. He's a big clock right in the face. I know it's Tom Hanks, but it's the kid underneath getting clocked. I'd be funny, you sure. And this is when Elizabeth Parker breaks up with John Herb. This is fine. This is over. You know, I'm taking my shit out of my apartment kind of a deal. And why are we breaking up? Because he's a grown-up. Is everyone paying attention?

1:11:15And it's Josh's 13th birthday. Yeah, he's finally a teenager. Now he can be an inch eternal. And he can have sex with a 40-year-old lady. Yeah. This birthday dinner though. Mm-hmm, insane. Here's the thing. When I go out to eat, I just want food, drink some nice company conversation. I need some old Italian guy. Flip and dough around, throw it in my mouth. Like show restaurants. You're very weird. You have to feed this guy. You have to feed him raw dough. Yeah, like they're not going to bring your pizza to the table. And do you get it, just set his pie. Yeah, I know. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Get in there. Well, it's always good about it because he got the quarter and his old tart slot. Well, it's like some old Italian guy went to a Hobachi restaurant. Oh, you can do that. And he asked us, no, you can't. No, you really, really can't. But this... oh, I hate this. These people are lower at the whole fucking restaurant. Oh, yeah, we're out of here.

1:12:16Well, the two there are 13-year-olds. You are a 40-year-old. But I mean, that might change it out. No, no, I'm saying the whole restaurant is in a true. It's not just like their table. They're enthralled. It's another magical spell. Yeah, this is in Times Square for fucking sure. Oh, God, yeah, they roll up a meatball. Raw meatballs, just the raw... Oh, God, oh! I love for after this dinner, they go outside and Billy is like, you know what we should do? It's just your birthday. We should get beer and dirty magazines together. Okay. It's an idea. What you do on your 13th birthday? Got a bunch of beer and read some porn omags with my best friend. And thank you to everyone in the... The screw-predic phase, producer phase, he's got to leave that kid right now. And he doesn't need that, nope. Yep, bye-bye. Because now he's too big, you understand? Yeah, it works. It's a real thing. He goes to Elizabeth Perkins' place. This is when they go out to the fair. It's kind of a funny thing that's awkward.

1:13:17She thinks he's going to make a move and then we just smash it up to fair. Yeah, and so they're at another amusement park now. This is a ride-playland, which is a real place. Up in New York area there. They'll call it a ride-playland. But it is the place that's still there this day and go check it out. She gets mustard all over her face. This sexy mustard situation. Oh, she's flicking all this mustard off her own face. And a few moments later, we're going to have a mustard make-up. Yeah. Must out. Yeah, nevermind. You know, if you could just scratch that all the way. Okay, you'll say it's a Mark Terrible joke. Excellent. I said to the FBI, why not? The envelope just label it a worse portmanteau of all time. They're like, well, they're going in for the kiss and you smell that mustard mustard. Must out. Must out. If you smell mustard, must out. Smoking the bears. But it is like they're eating hot dogs or something. She's just got a little bit, which I think is an intentional placement.

1:14:18Because he's like, oh, you got a little. She's like, what? Where? And does it? Just a little bit. That time comes out. And does it a little bit like, I can't find it. If someone could help me find this mustard. And he just dead eyes stare at her until she's like, what? Between that and then him with the milkshake, we've way too much like common injury in this. Yeah, hard to much. They have like a nice sweet dance here. You very quickly walks past the Zoltar machine. You know, doesn't understand it. Yeah, but he's too busy falling in love. He doesn't even notice it. And he's just some guys like no hands up. What can you do to me, Zoltar? Help! I can't even come to the wish now. Help me, Zoltar! My whole family is dead. I just wanted some time alone. I want to know we can do myself. And it even killed him, Zoltar! And he ain't no good being.

1:15:19So they kiss right here. And then that kiss transitions into them going back to her place, I believe. Sure. We're doing some more kissing here. And I feel like at this point, the filmmakers know it's about to get real fucking weird. Yeah. And they were like, all right, the most we can have right here is he gets to like second base. And that's it. And after that, it's just way too much. They have to be standing the entire time. Everyone is clothed. And then they were like, all right, well let's negotiate this a little bit. Maybe she takes her shirt off. Yeah. And they were like, all right, it's fine. But it's weird because she takes her shirt off, she's got a bra on. And like, Tom Hanks has this like lynchian creepy horny face. Do you know what I'm saying? It's like, her split second, he looks like a little defo wild at heart. It's like that fucked up face on the massive attack of any of that. Yeah. Haunt your dreams forever face?

1:16:20Because he's playing it like he should. Like as a 13 year old boy in a man's body, see the boobie. They're disturbing, but they fuck. They do. I mean, this has to be a forest comp situation like hand on the, oh, oh. Yeah. Yeah. You would have checked with a creepy churly face. But so the next morning, this is how the movie is going to telegraph it. And I don't know if you cannot see anything, but he comes off that elevator. I'm walking outside. Yeah. Oh. He's like, I have to be good. He's giving high fives now. It's like very much on the one. We got a list. Yes. And the element of dogs. So now I don't like childish things as much. No. Can't coffee. Yes. It's black coffee. He's eating salads for lunch. He's reading Robert Ludlum books. He's doing all the adult shit, man. I could have went the whole movie without this kid losing his virginity. I'll be honest. I can't. I just like, if they're like, oh, look, maybe that's like almost going to happen.

1:17:20And then he's finally telling us, or just like, well, I can't have sex with you now. Yeah. Go back to your family. That's a movie. Thank you, Josh. Thank you for helping me touch that bullet. What she's not going to believe in. What? I mean, literally, she's just be like, I just got out of something. Yeah. She takes some time, you know, maybe, you know, they'll pay. They'll pay. They'll know you, yeah, yeah. That'd be nice, but no, they're fucking. They're fucking me. They're all on fucking. That's a comedy-age story. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yes. You have a quick scene where like, you see how well he's sort of maturing. And also, the weird part about this dinner scene though is like, you might also be a good dad. Yes. Because they're at some dinner party being held by the guy who works at the library and ghostbusters. Is she menstruating right now? What's that got to do with it? That guy is like hosting this dinner. And the sun comes out and he's like, oh, dad, I'm having trouble with my albs, brother. He's like, got the fuck away from here.

1:18:20This is a social gallery. No, children allowed. I am trying to get drunk over here. You know what I'm saying? I'm trying to forget what your mother looks like, Goddamn it. And then Tom Hanks has to be like, why do algebra, hey? And he goes and he's helpless and sassy and nice. He's like, how the kid understands it really nicely and what not. And then like, the wife and Elizabeth Perkins kind of peer in like, oh, my God. Look how good he's being with Ricky and his algebra. I bet you he'd make a really good father. Oh, you know what? I am divorcing my husband right now. What's that got to do with it? I mean, here's a question though. Like, what if she gets pregnant with this like monster magic being I heard some gas. And somebody I heard some gas. As opposed to a what's the difference? But this would be an unnatural child that couldn't be. Can I tell you, I caught something on the internet just today.

1:19:20Okay. Just looking up stuff for everybody about the show and whatnot. I mean, it's just a tick tock. It's not that crazy. But it's the final sequence of the movie where she's watching him walk away and whatnot. And it transforms back into a kid and then she's looking the other thing hard. And it just cuts to a picture of a positive pregnancy test. And then it cuts back to Elizabeth Perkins just staring again. And it's very funny. That's how you get balled off from basketball. Yes, exactly. That is the equation. Solta, what did you do to me? That's how I just take the baby to solta, and put say normal. But you know, Billy gets the thing in the mail and the thing from the department of whatever. The department of cario games, girls, whatever it is. Oh, here we go. The permanent information from consumer affairs. And then he puts his face in the face and says it right there.

1:20:20So he's like, oh boy, I can get my friend back and gets on his skateboard back to New York. I remember this kid's commuting. I don't really know. I mean, God bless Billy. He's the only one who's got his eyes on the prize this whole time. Thank you. He is not lost sight of the gold to get his friend back. He may be a shit boy, but he's got gold heart. Yeah. So they have come up Tom Hanks and Elizabeth Perkins have come up with this great idea for a new thing that the company can sell an electronic comic book, which to me is something that in 1988 would probably cost more than $18 at this time. Probably. And it wouldn't work. It would not be popular at all. It basically sounds like a digital choose your own adventure is the idea. And it's kind of great. You're speaking of a movie with magic in it. Like Robert Loerr is just like, wow, this won't possibly work. And then they just go, well, there's a microchip inside. Oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm a microchip. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't read that spec. Of course it makes sense. There's a microchip in it. Now, Michael Braf's thesis.

1:21:21But yeah, and basically there were another big presentation. And she's like, so, you know, where is this going kind of a thing? And like, again, I do think that this means flirting with interesting ideas of like, oh, this kid's not ready for like a real relationship. And he like hits her with a comic book. And then she like hits him back. And I'm like, does she have like a female friend she could talk to about this? Yeah. Yeah, where's Janice from work? Exactly. I'm like a sorority sister that just moved the town. Where are the lady, the dinner party lady? Get her on the phone. Oh, right. Yeah. She has some things she's getting to for. So yeah, I finally asked, you know, like is this fair or really really seeing each other? And he hit me with a comic book. I don't know what you're doing. I hit it back. I don't know. He was laughing. And I don't know what that means. He swatts her like slid dog getting in the trash. Look at this comic book.

1:22:21Oh, you're so ridiculous talking about emotions. And then in a stunning turn, that also works for her and they fuck again. Yeah. Firstly, it's like that work, my friend. So you see it's an electronic comic book. Oh, this is working. Oh, my God. Well, how about just an electronic book? Will that do anything for her? How's that? You can stir it up in here or what? Stir it up in here. At which point for the record of the FBI, Chris Gabin rubbed his belly. Just so in case anyone had backed in and see what happened there. You'll only take me away and change. You sons of bitches. Billy has a big, you know, his big moment here with Josh. He breaks into his office or just brushes into his office. He doesn't have to break any sashes right now. Yeah, it's true. This kid's got all access. And he's basically like, listen, here you go.

1:23:21You're dumb bastards. Here's the, where the big, where the puzzle time machine is. And like, all he has to say is like, I just couldn't let like clue you in what's going on at home. Yesterday, he found your mom at the grocery store at her nightcow and drinking whiskey, grabbing the kids of look like him. Okay, so maybe I'd have come back. Oh my God, I completely forgot this week. Hold on. Hello, Mrs. Baskin. Now, it's me and he's okay. I'll send another figure to prove it. He's all in the answering machine while she's at the liquor store with a gun on her back. Oh, sure. This is Baskin, I see you're not home right now. And neither is your son. This is around when he goes back though. This is like, you are playing with fire, buddy. Oh yeah. He goes back in the three-piece suit of trench coat and just like Michael Myers himself just fucking staring across the street and his fucking childhood home.

1:24:22Well, that's the Baskin house. Old Baskin house. But that lets you know that there's no detective assigned in this case. Now this suit is gone cold and weaves. He's just walking around with impunity and he's matches the description. Fucking back to the scene of the cries. He's right outside the house. And this dude's getting ready to look for a couple more office assistants because he looks and there's like two kids like playing in a pile of leaves and he's like, they look like fun, they'll do nicely. I see all this, I see all this playing here. I'm going to give up sex. I'm going to give up having my own apartment and I'm going to give up toys forever. Yes, I'll go back to being 13. Hey kids, do you want to work in a toy company? I see you're sharing that. I got enough. You got three. So he's having dinner with Susan, this where he tries to tell her the truth here. You know they're yuppies at this point because it's 1988 and we're having sushi for dinner.

1:25:25Oh yeah. Yeah, oh yeah. And he's not scraping it off his tongue so he's growing up exactly. Yeah. He's got light and now things are normal. But this is like, yeah so here's the thing. I just want to talk to you about something. Kind of a big deal and in her head she's like, oh my god he's going to ask me to move in. And instead she gets, I'm a 13 year old boy. You know she doesn't believe him, you know, but she does later. I'm like, I would never believe this. Oh never. Because dark magic can't exist. Well boy, would your face be red by the end of that? That's true. Yeah, you've been in the Zaltaric cabin and where there's like a black or glowing. I've been in love with it. Oh, it happens. Josh, I re-refer-first engineered the Zaltar machine and I found a portal to hell. What are you doing here disturbing the center by its rubber closure?

1:26:26Oh, that's a fun little box we could sell that. Oh, this bike is not for sale. Hold on. Oh, Josh, no hold on. So he's 13 but he's actually a man. Oh, we allowed to center by him. I'm just not, I feel a little uncomfortable. Personally, I feel a little uncomfortable. I can't tell if we do a pinhead in Los Angeles. It's too clearly different boys. Oh, but Los Angeles. And pinhead is not very undyknist with the pinhead. I need to hear him in conversation. Once they were in concert with one another that just beautifully sang. They're turning me into a center by it. I'm going to be the toy master. Oh, I throw matchbox cars at people. Hey, CD guy, what's up? Hey, sit there. What is this set of my water cooler again?

1:27:27I'm new here. I'm asking something. You've been doing this for a while. You get used to the skin smell or what? Hey, slow down, man. Don't embarrass us. You're taking way too many souls this week, man. You're making us look bad. But as I butterball the center by it's, I'll take out this fat man here. He's belly buster. But so, you know, he explains to her and she's just like, I'm going to bear it. You got the big presentation tomorrow. And he places a little video game and again he realizes, this is what I should be doing, which is kind of an hilarious idea in the 1980s. So, like, well, of course adults wouldn't be playing video games. No, those are children you understand. Doesn't happen. There's people that still think that now. We call them assholes. And I mean, he still can't beat this video game. So I get it. Go back there. You got to do all these courses over. But he's real complete. He's like, oh, shit, I should turn back into a kid.

1:28:28I got to finish that game. I'm going to do it. Dude, I love this heart breaking scene that is a little cutaway. We go back to Jersey and a little Billy here is like something over the radio. Turns out it's just Josh's mom across the way and we do a little open window, talking house to house kind of a deal. At no point is this woman like, please tell me you've heard from him. Do you know where he is? Please, I know the cops have already talked. Because like, this kid hasn't been questioned in this movie. And I feel like he's fucking suspect number one. Absolutely. That is suspect, but at least like we want to talk to the best friends. See what's going on in the ear, that kind of thing. Well, Josh and Billy are in a petty martial film. Mrs. Baskin is in the Lars von Trier film. Very good idea. Right. I mean, the little sister is coming with the grandparents at this point. Oh, yeah. She can't take care of that. That's one thing too much to be dealing with right now. But this scene is so sad. And he's like, yeah, you know, I'm sure he'll be home soon.

1:29:28You got to keep hope alive and whatever. Well, I'm tired. And this kid just closes the weekend of this grieving woman. Hey, don't talk to my son. You piece of shit. You're going to lose him too. You're a goddamn black widow spider, the child community of this neighborhood. You fucking freak it away from my kid. You can't have your own son. I know that. Check the basement. I checked the basement. I saw with that mask. The black, the gravel mask. I saw her her. He got a lot of balls showing up to change last week. I just want to take shit. That would also be a thing, I think. So, this red handed, the mullet in turn, shows up at the office. And this is where he's like, I'm on a big person call. It's important to start the other thing. And he throws it. This kid does get a really nice fuck you in here. For such a tiny little child,

1:30:29impressive amount of heat on the fuck delivery. I have to say, really nailed it. No, the cook's he could do it. I don't think the cook's he would make that work. No, no, no, that's one thing but it couldn't do. Fuck you, donkey lips. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you T1000. No, that's not what I'm talking about. Don't be doing that. Have you seen this boy fuck you pig? That is it. But yeah, so he goes, he realizes the bill is correct. He goes into the meeting and like this is the big electronic comment meeting, which again, the loas is like, amazing. But in the middle of it, he is distracted and he just leaves the meeting. Right, so it's like, watch. John heard is doing that. I don't get it. That's right. I don't get it. It's some sweet corporate revenge I have to say. It's like, it's like, it's going to be whatever Josh, but like, you're enough to nuke Elizabeth Perkins career on the way out. Do you? Like, you could finish the meeting. Yeah. The thing that signed off is like, can you be like, it was all her idea

1:31:29and then you walk away. That's fair. Yeah. You can't just like, yeah, it's going to be like, it was all hers. I have diarrhea anyway. That's why I'm running out of the meeting by the way. And she's like, I have diarrhea too and runs out as well. Who is everybody here? I have diarrhea. What happened? Wasn't from the catering at the big fall dance, was it? You have diarrhea. You have to go to Westchester County. Better toilets up there, dude. I guess that's true. Because, I mean, that is the fail safe. We've said this before over the years. If you ever find yourself in a situation where you need to get out of it and you're not really good at improv, just remember, I have to take a shit. And all of this is going to be like, no, you don't. No. I have to take a shit. Ah, goodbye. No, no, no, say it. We're almost done. It doesn't even have to be diarrhea, folks. It could be just a shit. It's just a good old solid shit. You get right out of there. Good tip. It doesn't have to be diarrhea. Remember that. It is a rich cornucopia. You're right.

1:32:29Here are that fence. You like that shit? Rich cornucopia. Oh, you had corn in there. Yeah. So we're back at C Point Park, is what they call Rhyme Playland in this movie. He spies the Zoltar machine, puts the quarter in. Max that shit right into that beautiful mouth of his. And right as the wishes made, she comes in and, you know, is like, oh well, I'm so sorry. I didn't believe you when you told me you were a 13-year-old boy. How was I to know? How? And she's like, well, why don't you, you know, that all these reasons to go back. But the one reason is you, I want to stay here. You know, why don't you wish to be a young child? That thing could do anything. And she's like, hey, I want to keep my immortal soul. So I'm not making any deals with whatever that is. And being a knock on the high school again kind of a deal, right? Nobody wants to do that. I get that. And then the wishmasters are like, damn. She would have totally done it too.

1:33:29It's fucking close. God damn it. But like, she has some line where she says like, well, that explains it. She doesn't say what it is, but I have to believe that that it is really good. I believe that that it is referring to as terrible sexual technical. Oh, I see. But she's experienced at least twice that we've seen in the films. So she needs, she's got a good idea of what's in his repertoire, which is nothing. Yeah. He's just running around the bedroom a lot. It was really weird. Bounce it on the bed, fucking two-pump chump loser. What do you think she learned something? And I want to go back and try and with Cynthia perhaps. Possibly. Eventually. Could you not break the comic book into the bedroom and give me one at a please? Thank you. I'm not quite into that. It's called For Plan. Could you remove the dinosaur pajama shirt before we go any further? It's called For Plan. No, I don't know how to melt the wizard. I don't know how to do that. I'm sorry. I think you're by the way.

1:34:29I'm sorry my wizard melted it. You got me so excited. That would have happened to every young man. Your wizard can melt it doesn't mean anything about you. I don't know. Saddest, most pathetic line in the film though. You could like, I for a second was like, is this in Smello vision? Is the fucking desperation coming right off the screen? He's like saying his goodbye. I'm about to go be a kid again. And she goes, well, I don't know. 10 years? Who knows? Why don't you keep my phone number? What the fuck are you talking about? Yeah. Are you shitting me? They're welcome back, yes. I can't deny she's born for you. There's a comic book to hit me with. Who is 23? Remember these dinosaur PJs? Do your two pops, do your two pops, baby. Yeah, puppy baby. Yeah, yes, I'm still at Macmillan.

1:35:30Not the same, Rome. Hello, that's Cameron in the mail room these days. Yeah, that's just that electronic comic book was a terrible idea. They painted all on me. Thanks for that, by the way. So get it. It's a go-off for a play. Right in my pony. So we turn it back to a child. He does. He sure does. He sure does. And it's a nice artistic moment where like he waves and like he just walks up the street and like he turns around. And he's wearing the big clothes and whatever. Yeah, it looks like, you know, I'm going to steal this from Eric, but it looks like he's about to go do some David Bern cosplay. And because you don't want to be answering any more questions about this, the credits hit almost immediate. He walks in the front door. We do not go into that house.

1:36:31The camera stays out in the street. It's like the movie pulled off a heist. Let's get the hell out of here. Guess it. We got to go. We're not having an answer. Just keep the car running, which is a little bit of going to the house. The mother will say, Josh, excitedly. We're out of here. Yeah, you can kind of hear her start. What will be, I presume, two hours of straight screaming? Yeah, sure. But it's just a real quick. Yeah, get the stupid music on. It's like fake Randy Newman. Is the credits come out? Oh, man. It's just like the, that suits go to a lab somewhere. It's like, I'll raise it back. To that apartment, just now abandoned. And then this, oh, there are, man, that's just disappeared. Also using the name Josh Baskin. Right? Scully have you ever heard the case of the toy executive? It's brutal. That's the film big, everybody. Yeah. I love it. I love it. You're a good start. Yeah. That's a big thanks. You're a staff here.

1:37:31It's a dead theater. It's the first time we're amazing experiences. A beautiful venue. Thank you all so much. Give yourselves a round of applause. Thank you all for coming out. Thank you. I know it's been a long time since we visited. You're very much having me back in this great town. So thank you all very much. But before we wrap up, if you haven't seen this live before, you may not know. But we'd like to close every show. With just checking in to see what the internet thinks about the movies that were twerking. And we have found that one of the best places to find writing somewhere between a fourth and seventh grade reading level. It really gets at the essence of the films we're trying to talk about. We got to go no further than the IMDB, a user of music. Woo! So we got a few here for you. Best to get writing to a 10 out of 10 stars. Oh, subject line. Awesome. Great. Written by the B-Halls. Okay. July the 30th, 2013. Instant classic. A must see by everyone.

1:38:32Make sure your kids see this. Tom Hanks is superb. Can't watch this enough. Great movie quotes. That's just the writing. Great on these quotes or great movie in quotes. Great movie, the word quotes. I think they need to be like memorable dialogues. A fantasy we all wish we could have lived when we were 10 years old. Well, I always wanted to torment my father. I write this as a 45-year-old. Josh is in love with a girl who is older than him, so he wants to be older or big as it were. You create him son of a bitch. He makes a wish to be big and his wish is granted. Great. This is awful. So many comedic events happen to a man with a maturity of a 10-year-old boy? Who wouldn't want to live that life even for a week or two? Running out of things to say, but I have to reach that 10 line minimums of it for post.

1:39:39I will only put a few lines away so in summary, rent it or buy it, but you have to watch this movie. Alright. Hey, we got the minimum of we made it. I was a little nervous. Slid right in there. Thank Christ you were able to post that. Alright, here we go. Ten out of ten stars. Great little man movie. What? Oh, a penis, a little man. I get it. Alright. Written by Big Al 23, July 14th in the year 2000. Boy. And I'm going to read it like how I think this person is. Sure. That's alright with you guys. Totally. Big is about a man being a boy and a boy being a man. And it encapsulates the basic tenant and secret of man who never grow up.

1:40:39This is the third guy who's trying to kidnap the baby and raising Arizona. Wow. Tom Hanks exemplifies the sort of person we all want to be, but never helped the guts to be. Alright. I felt that it reflected very well. The struggle was in one cell for mastery over the past. In order to become part of the future. Wow. You know what dude? You could just wear a white tuxedo with glitter on it. You're allowed to do that. That's right. You don't even have to catch up the internet about a man. Oh, there's a lot of therapists out there, brother. I'm going to say this review. I don't get it. For men like me who hopefully never entirely grow up, it was refreshing. For men who buy into the sort of society we have today, it probably sucked. And the review. Here you go. I'm going to have to grow up next year.

1:41:40Yeah, she's about to get real real. They'll be bitching about big anymore, man. There's all sorts of other stuff to be manly about coming around the corner. Is on the trampoline out of office? Thanks for nothing, Osama bin Laden. Is it portage to be jumping on the trampoline? We're over a second for those who pass. Godzilla will be half inflated today. It's respectful. It's respectful. It's respectful. It's respectful. It's nice. I can't get too much. One out of ten stars. One of the creepiest movies ever. There we go. Written by Melina K. 433. February 11th, 2026. Melina K. Is Melina K. here tonight.

1:42:43Okay, just check it. The first half of the movie is funny, sweet, cute, and even makes you think. Then they had to ruin it by making this 12 year old boy sleep with a 30 year old woman. But I guess it's okay because he's in a 30 year old's body. This is creepy and it ruined the movie for me. During the scene in the end where he turns back into a boy and looks at the woman, my husband looked at me, but husband. Locked out there. My husband looked at me, baffled and said, WTF, this is so creepy. They ruined the movie by focusing on a creepy romance, unacceptable insulting garbage. And her pearls fell off and she had to fucking post it. All right, here we go. Last one for the evening. Gonna wrap it up here. Ten out of ten stars. This one. I don't know what they're hiding here, but let's see what you all read into this.

1:43:43Okay, subject line, it's wonderful. There are no kid sex issues here. I'm sorry. Since we've got them, FBI. Also, today is a shown love July 17th, 2021. Fuck yeah, get their ass cabbages. You know, just take a bite out of crime and be grateful. Everybody's here. God, all right, here we go. I haven't seen this in a long time, and it was on TV. Well, thanks a lot. I decided to look up the IMDB rating. It was great and the reviews. There's just a period there. I love reading the reviews. Don't love writing so much. Comprehensive way. Shown. All right. For a laugh, read the cats movie reviews by the way. I like that much. I like that much.

1:44:44It's a lot of recommendation. I like that. Hey, will you come to bed? No, but I've just read these cancer views. They are just lamppuding the gelical wall. Oh, honey, there's a new one. And someone must have watched it last night. What's that suitcase doing there? You're joking. I love you. You know I love you. I talked about this. You keep watching the IMDB like that. I'm gone. Anyway, anyone who gave big a low review talked about the kids' sex aspect to it. No, I don't like using the P word, and she gets all caps here, as that has nothing to do with this film. Okay. I'm really sorry. I didn't add up with it, right? It's a boy in an adult's body, and she doesn't know. I just love that.

1:45:45This thing is like a lawyer, too. Yeah, I think Elizabeth Perks is not a fan. It sounds like a fantasy of hers. Yeah. P.T. just heard it be better. Okay. It's lovely. Every kid slash adult, I'm still a kid, and turning 50. Oh, no. See? I'm fucking talking. I'm down here. I'm making this shit up up here. I'm still getting turning 50, but every kid adult should watch this film. Get over yourself. Yes. Women, we ain't movies from New York City. We'll see you next time. Fuck us. Fuck us. Fuck us. Fuck us. The baby of Japan. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

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