Roseanne Barr Skips Surgery, Embraces Hospice

0:00It's April 1st. Welcome in. This is Entertainment and Celebrity News today, where the headlines shine, powered by AI. Roseanne Barr dropped a bombshell on her latest podcast, spilling that she craves a ponytail facelift to tighten things up at 73 years old. But her doc shut that down quick, saying her heart's damaged and needs a full check before any knife work. She vented hard about it, calling the doctor out for bouncing her to more tests when she feels fine. Barr's not down for the prep grind just to risk dying on the table, so she's nixing surgery altogether. Her guest and old pal Shannon Huggie pushed back, but Barr doubled down, saying she'd rather skip the hassle and wait for a heart attack or stroke to. Land her straight in hospice. No deep dive on her heart issue, but she chilled through the episode with red wine in hand and a cigarette going. She's still out there mowing her land on that tractor she loves, even if it means dodging fallen trees now and then. Roseanne Barr's embracing whatever comes, morphine and all in hospice heaven, keeping

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