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0:00This is an iHeart podcast, guaranteed human. On the Serving Pancakes podcast, conversations about volleyball go beyond the court. Today we have a little best friend compatibility test. Hey, how long have we been best friends? It's just a day we met. As the league won volleyball season heads towards its final stretch, there's no better time to tune in. You'll hear unfiltered analysis behind the scene stories and conversations with leaders making an impact across the sport. Whether you're following the final push of love season or just love the game, Serving Pancakes brings you closer to the action and the people shaping the future of volleyball. Open your free iHeart radio app, search Serving Pancakes, and listen now. Presented by Capital One, founding partner of iHeart Women's Sports. I'm Daniel Alarcon, and this is my friend is much more famous than I am. I wouldn't go that far, but I'm John Green co-host of the podcast The Away End with my old friend Daniel. On our podcast The Away End, we'll share with you the magic of international football, all leading up to the 2026 World Cup. Together we'll find out why of all the unimportant things, football, soccer is the most important.

1:01Listen to The Away End with Daniel Alarcon and John Green on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. All right time to ask you guys some random questions you ready? You know how we do this? We're just random questions, all right. What in order or you don't have to be in order are the first three things you do when you wake up in the morning. First three things you do when you get up. Oh, you're a restaurant, make time, and come to work. That's pretty much it. You're going to have to brush your teeth somewhere in the afternoon. You're going to have to do something. We're in anything. Okay. All right Tommy. Rest room, rest of the team. Cow. Okay, and Steve. Talk to the Lord. Yep. Try to find the t-shirt and sweatpants I had on last night. Where the hell did I put them?

2:03That has to five minute look around every day. Maybe the maid put them in the woods. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You know, you know, I'm home by myself, ain't nobody here. Oh, okay. I just came in where I took them off at because I just took my clothes off and go getting the bed. I don't get where I am. And somebody better head this thing clear it up in the morning. Somebody that I'm paying. And then I'm going to talk to God. Talk to God. Try to find something to put on. And then I've got to go do some health stuff. I just got to list the stuff. I got to do every morning. It's kind of depressing. All right, we'll move on then. Let's move on. Take these drinks. Take these. P.O. Take these injection. Don't forget your oxygen. Take your blood pressure. Man, hey, all that before you come to work. Wow. What time do you get up about three in the morning?

3:05Oh, that's enough stuff. Oh, God. Okay. What's an adult problem? No one prepared you for. Will this be more of the same? Yeah. No one prepared you for this. Like, you know, you didn't know this was going to happen. Like Bill H. Like Bill. Yeah. Tell me. Prepare me for bills. Yeah, they they my mom told me about it, but I didn't believe it. I'd just say I'd tell you what I wouldn't prepare for. What? All of the responsibility. Uh-huh. What is all this about? Yeah, you just want to have fun. Do I have to care about these minute people? Yes. Lord, I ain't never in my life. I ain't never seen this, man. You know, I'm any people I got to care for. It's a lot. It's a lot, right?

4:07All right. What's your biggest fear? Your biggest fear ever? Do you want to talk about it, Junior? My biggest fear is leaving to earth. Leaving to earth to earth. Leaving to earth to earth to earth. Leaving? Yeah. Oh, I thought he meant the house. Oh, you mean, oh, no, no. Dying? It's just like, just like you're doing it, huh? That's your rebuttal to that. Really? Just try, try to keep your head up here. What? This is how you get me into it. Shirley, what you laughing at? You get into it in a moment. It's tough love, you know. Yeah, this is it. Yeah, no one else will say that to you. You can be guaranteed a vat. Once you dead, you probably ain't going to know it. Oh, because I ain't never heard nobody talk about it before. All right. You wake up. You're not dead, Junior. You wake up. You're suddenly 10 years younger. What's the first thing you do at 10 years younger?

5:07Like you're in your 30s. What are you going to do first? They're my 30s? Yeah, well, I mean, I'm talking about Junior right now. Yeah, man, the first thing I'm doing. Call my wife. You busy this evening. You want to try something? First thing I'll fit it. And 10 years, if you were 10 years younger. Okay. Tommy. 10 years younger. Uh-huh. Yeah, I'm going to run another half a marathon. I'm going to do that. Oh, that's what I do. I really need a help. There you go. So you're right back to where you started from. Well, I can't sit up and listen to this stupid mess all morning. What about you? Well, the first thing I'm going to do is they didn't have it back then. But I'm going to buy me a hoop W-H-O-O-P. Because I got that thing going to find out just how much sleep I'd not get it. Whoop there it is. All right, coming up next. I'm so stupid. And today's prank phone call right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

6:09On the Serving Pancakes podcast, conversations about volleyball go beyond the court. Today we have a little best friend compatibility test. Okay, how long have we been best friends? This is the day we met. As the league won volleyball season heads towards its final stretch, there's no better time to tune in. You'll hear unfiltered analysis behind the scene stories and conversations with leaders making an impact across the sport. Whether you're following the final push of love season or just love the game, Serving Pancakes brings you closer to the action and the people shaping the future of volleyball. Open your free iHeartRadio app, search Serving Pancakes and listen now. Presented by Capital One, founding partner of iHeartWomenSports. I'm Daniel Alarcon, and this is my friend is much more famous than I am. I wouldn't go that far, but I'm John Green, co-host of the podcast The Away End with my old friend Daniel. On our podcast The Away End, we'll share with you the magic of international football, all leading up to the 2026 World Cup. Together, we'll find out why of all the unimportant things football, soccer is the most important. Listen to The Away End with Daniel Alarcon and John Green on the iHeartRadio app,

7:10Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

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