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0:00He went on Channel 5 and did an interview with Andrew Callahan, and a lot of people have been sending that to us, asking us to comment further on what happened because he has since come out and said that he's afraid of gay people. He said it was a big gay, but he was like, it's just those big gay guys that scare me. Actually, let me play the clip here. It's so funny. It's very funny. But also called Andrew Callahan. What did you think of the interview, John? Well, I didn't watch the interview because I hate Andrew Callahan. I watched clips of it. Who's Andrew Callahan? Who's Andrew Callahan? He's the all-gast-no-brax Channel 5 host. He's a Louisiana con artist. Why do you hate him? Why don't you give this video a pull-up? Give us the too long to read on your beef with Andrew Callahan, please. If you have, every time you have sex with a woman, you have to make her sign an NDA beforehand. There's something wrong. Lots of people do that. Well, yeah. But him, he's not famous enough to... Well, he was canceled, first of all.

1:01That's your argument. Long before he was canceled, that he required women to sign an NDA to have sex with him, which I think is... I do that. ...loser... Shut the fuck up. Okay. It's just different. It's different. You're somebody. He's a nobody. Put him back in the hole. He's like ten times more famous than either of us are. Who? And you're telling it? No. No. I've never heard of him. And I've heard of both of you. That's what I mean. How can I argue with him? Even if I fake alternate... How can I argue with him? Welcome to work, Eva. My ultimate personality is more popular than that fucking loser. Your ultimate personality? No, what's that mean? Alternate personality. Okay. What does that mean? It's the personality that I choose to be alternatively when I need to get out of some business. So... Why does that person... I think we may have been talking to him for the past five years of the show.

2:02If that's who you are, when you want to get out of doing work. No, that's not what I said. Now what I said, you're misconstruiting my words a little... I'm just constricting my words. I'm sorry. Continue. So, you know, Gonslin might have a job to do. Might have some responsibilities to do. But Pueblo and Tena has no responsibility. Pueblo and Tena? That's your alter ego? Pueblo and Tena? Yes. Pueblo and Tena is from New Mexico and enjoys science fiction. The first time hearing of this. The two parts of his name. Pueblo, New Mexico, and Tena's science fiction. Pretty quick thinking, Drock. Yeah. It's pretty... That's good. What does Tena do all of this for? What does Pueblo sound like? I've never met this. How about this? It sounds like Drock to me. You sound exactly like Drock Gonslin to me and maybe Drock Gonslin isn't trying hard

3:15to... I feel like Pueblo wouldn't sound like Drock Gonslin. I think Pueblo would have a certain voice. Excuse me now, but please be quiet. I am related to Drock by blood, so that's why I sound like him, and Tena is my married name. Pueblo Gonslin is my maiden name. I kind of love Pueblo. I think he's a cruise. Why doesn't Pueblo stay with us? He's very soft spoken and very gentle. Pueblo is very soft spoken. Pueblo enjoys the science of windpipes playing throughout the Adobe household he lives in, and at night Pueblo watches Hex Files. Hex Files? Is that a podcast? A video podcast? Oh, excuse me. No, I said Hex Files. I'm so sorry. Oh my God. Pueblo thinks he's so aggressive with a whisper. I know. Right. It's incredible. Just try to be a little less loud, Hessa, because you're kind of taking over the podcast. You're kind of making podcasts a little bit too loud for us.

4:17I'm completely at Pueblo's wind right now. I, I stand with Pueblo. Excuse me, Pueblo. Could you just please press play on the video and be interested in seeing on Gile of buffs? Of course. Pueblo. Pueblo. Anything you want. Honey. Let's hear. But I'll be honest with you, big gay people are scary to me. What do you mean? When I'm like standing by myself and three gay dudes are next to me touching my leg, I get scared. I'm sorry. If that's homophobic, then I, then I'm, that, yeah. I mean, this is literally me, like literally, literally how I feel when a gay guy touches me in public. I, I do get scared. Do you think these find it signal to Andrew Callahan? Like you picked the wrong place to interview me because this apartment is gay as fuck. It's making me feel uncomfortable. I, um, I'm confused at his use of the word big, big gay people.

5:18He means fat. Um, I'm just glad you think he's saying that for emphasis, like they're very gay, like big times. I honestly believe that he's talking about fat because they are very scary when they're gay. Okay. I think, yeah, I think bears is what I read. But I think maybe we were around him for four hours leading you up to the situation. Well, he's talking about us here, yeah, there were fat gay people swarming him like a wasp around the nest and he fat guy, I don't know if you fat gave people because there was a moment it was me and Jack and our friend Frank, who's tall and blonde. And Frank was like on a bunch of acid and he was like, Oh, I'm going to go, I'm going to go bump into shy love buff to see what he does. And Frank did that. And I genuinely think that shy love buff may be talking about us because Frank did go up to him and like bump him and Frank is not gay. But if he looks, he could be gay, especially standing next to us and you were dressed like

6:19a damn lemon and well, any any any blonde person is subject to look gay. And then the third thing is he, he literally asked his wife on this trip. He was like, Hey, I think I'm going to dress as a woman for a costume for this night. And I was like, no, and it's like hell, no gay, why do you say no because I don't want him getting more attention. He did. I like Frank. Frank is a very beautiful handsome guy. He's a friend of mine. I enjoy him from time to time. The thing about him is is that he's too pretty and the gay guys or any woman is just going to walk up to him and give his attention, their attention to him. He's like, if buddy Holly had turned out handsome, I wouldn't call Frank pretty, although I do love Frank, but that's my anti blonde, I think he's pretty, I think he's handsome. Handsome is different than pretty, especially for a man. Well, look, learn how to hear to talk about the mistakes of one Frank, we're here to talk

7:22about the mistakes of one shy above, do you think we did this to him?