PORTALS ARE REAL | BURBS BROS | EP 79

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1:01dome. Would you still take the Mongera if you found out it was alien, calm, that would take it more excitedly. At least I would know that maybe it's good for you then. Like we know that whatever the fuck this anti, whatever these anti weight loss like pills are going to be or these shots going to be I'm nervous about how it's ending up. They said there's already problems, right? They've done something. Yeah, but it's only got to improve this. You know what I mean? Like whatever one of the problems, like what's here the problems because this is I'm looking like the worst version of time size more and I haven't I haven't had a drink in 45 days. So it's not that it's just I mean this is just me now. Like I remember what I was like this was I thank you guys for listening to the Courtney episode last week, but I did Courtney's and I was so fucking tired and I was like I don't leave it. I'm like this is how I used to look drunk just tired like that's what life does to you. And now it's just from like life eating stuff and life and eating going to oh my god this weekend.

2:02I went first off. I went to the deli. Sean told me about this deli. Uh tell tell tell tell it. I think it's tell Oresios night. The guy says to Luzio on the clip. It was Sean's right number. But it was delicious sandwiches, uh, one of the best cheesesteaks ever had I had the scatter burrow. I had I it's so good you get CTE that's a good that sandwiches. That's my fat fuck thing that I'll bring up is I there's a couple. Yeah, yeah, I'll give you I'll give you one for this kind of I've seen you I've seen you run into a room to tell me about her rotisserie like it's like I've seen you run to talk about food. You remember those reporters who run into the phone booth and fall down. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's no way that didn't happen. It's probably my favorite thing in the rotisserie. I'm one of them. But I mean, it's a great deal. It's all over. It's all over my feet on my mat had to come from somewhere. They know if you're watching it for a while. I watched a full three. Do you like Fred Rebioli? Yes, I do. The best Fred Rebioli ever had and they just give it to you.

3:02They throw in your mouth and you're there waiting like you're a fucking dolphin. It's unbelievable. That guy. See? Well, my God. It is. I've never seen you know, it was like it was the only place there was when I was there. There was a Latino guy and there was a black guy. We were all different ages. We all looked exactly the same. But the Latino guy was younger than me. The black guy was older. We both dressed the same. We looked at each other like, oh, like a lot of fat guy like, oh, look at that sandwich. Oh, you know, like, there's no words being said. Yeah, like it was just sound. We were doing that with you know, you know, when you like, when a girl was like unbelievable walks past and you're with a stranger, you see a stranger, you guys both look. We did that, but with sandwiches like a new sandwich would come out of you. Look at that. Goddamn. What a smudge. Yeah. Yeah. They're for the semolina. It's so funny. I love it. They profiled the ravioli truck over there. They don't do that to everybody. But if you come and look at like us, they're like, all right, we got a lifer.

4:02We got a tied you over. Well, we're making this. Yeah. We got a lifer. Yeah. It's functional. It's not even just for a fun little truck. It's like, well, you might go into a rage if you don't eat immediately when you walk into this. Um, but a Pajudo bread, they have the Pajute baked into the bread. I heard about that. Yeah. Unbelievable. They have good semolina. They do their step-by-step videos online and they're fantastic on what, in wider news though, we just bombed Iran. So, yeah, so you eat them if you got them and I mean, you eat them when you got them. Um, yeah, dude. So I guess it, this is, uh, this is, uh, horrible, uh, but this is not a political pie. Wait, this is a political podcast. Sometimes it's impossible to talk about this stuff and that talk about politics, but I was trying to look at the supernatural elements of the bombing and there could be some and I wanted to, I wanted to see what's more likely to you because the Ayatollah said this in July that the IDF or Israel had left talisman all over and that there were supernatural things happening.

5:02But then the second one I think could be real is, uh, and it's not just, it's not just the enemy that's saying this. It's also like Yuri Geller and some other people were close to Israel that they're using sionics. They're using remote viewing. I believe that. I believe that. I believe that. I believe that I believe that they could have, the rumors that they used remote, the Israel, it will be Israel in the US, you used remote, remote viewing helped them find the nuclear compound. Uh, I believe that and also what, what I read when it first happened, the bombing first happened. They waited for a gathering of the leaders and they just bombarded them and that's why I think the, the, the leader is, he's dead and there was a whole big outcry. Um, but I, a thousand percent believe they use sionics also what happened, what's been reported is happening and over these war zones is there's, there's always tons of sightings of UFOs above them. And then you kind of get lost in the woods because you, you see these articles and you're like, I don't know if I can believe this. You're like, these could just be people seeing drones because this is what they use now and before drones were as known as they are now, what they could have been seeing is

6:06what drones were at that point. You know, they, they were surveillance and then now you have the drone weapons so you can't hide the drones anymore. And I'd love to see if NHI shows up to monitor what's going on and, and, and I think we're at that point now, we can admit, uh, we, we have, you guys talked about it a little bit with the Trump tweet last week with you and Courtney, but it's, no, there's no denying that this thing's a real thing and, um, the point being is that if we are being surveilled, if that is what the narrative is that we're being surveilled, this is what's going to be surveilled because you know, just to watch, well, to that point, Sean, um, and, uh, hey, make sure, if I'm muffling, just in throat messages, there's normal messages. Don't throw a ravioli out in the floor. The message is, and for, and if we're talking too fast, too, um, but what I was bad is, God, now I lost my, I thought about Ravioli and I forgot what I was about to say. I got so into that ravioli, uh, anyway, uh, yeah, I, I think remote, I will say this about remote viewing is, apparently they use remote viewing to find, uh, you know, at

7:08the first person goal, they found chemical weapons that way, I, that, that's one of the few new, like modes of war that I think will actually be benefit, not only to less people dead, I think remote viewing. If we know exactly where something is now, I mean, there's other scary or thoughts about it. Well, it's already, if that, if the school story from Iran is, is, is true, then it's already shit to bed because they bombed us go on, killed a hundred people. Oh, yeah, we saw that. But it was, was that through remote viewing? I know. I don't know. That's the thing. It's like, and also a thing is I think, I had to guess, if they're throwing everything against the wall at this point. So if you're doing remote viewing, it's not like you're just doing that and you're hoping that they get it right. You're, you're doing your reconnaissance. You're doing all your more stuff. And then you're like, we might as well just do psionics, especially since you have the Jake Barber thing and all that like, it's, it's, yeah, why wouldn't they try it? They can't let, like, Pete Hegseth around these remote viewers, right? Bro, bro, think about the tips I'm thinking about right now, think about all the, think about how wet of a pussy I'm thinking about right now.

8:11They put him in the program. He just remote views, spring break, it's just remote views, they're talking a lot of hooters somewhere. Oh, this is what it probably is, he goes, I'll prove it. Oh, no way. I'll prove that to that girl. It's going to be like that. Pete Hegseth sexual assault allegedly, guys, allegedly the pot, we're the, allegedly, the best, you have a podcast, allegedly, Pete Hegseth is a bad guy. And also, you couldn't tell by his fucking tramp stamps all over his body. Pete Hegseth's alleged psionics remote viewing is just flashbacks to blackouts that he gets left. Yeah, yeah. It's like, I got broke. I was like, no, you're a friend, do you, Pete? Let's sleep that word. Fuck the algorithm. I'll delete that F, the algorithm. Well, I did see a piece about Pete Hegseth spearheading disclosure. She wanted to talk about that and we just mentioned them. Yes, we, I was going to talk about later in the countdown, but that's a better place. Yeah, he should not, my point is he should not be the one to spearhead disclosure at all.

9:15No, you're right. You're absolutely right. The one who like, like, he can't, I can't trust Pete Hegseth in a meeting with somebody where they're like, or it's a guy being like, I got probed and he just didn't start being like, gay, it starts laughing, like, I feel like he's going to do that. You know, like, I feel like if you get all the arrow scientists, if it doesn't mean he just, he just, all of them, like, just, just, just pull them down their boxes. I feel like someone's like, like, around all those guys, it's like Stiffler's mom, but Hegseth's mom. They're all trying to, but he is very, I don't think you should be a part of it. I don't, I don't understand why these defense guys are the first ones, but that's what we hear all the time. You know, Phil Corsos, the whistleblower, the, the weird son is the whistleblower. It's always people related to defense community. So that's the thing that we've talked about a bunch of times on the, on the pod where you want to see the real files, you know, that you have Trump, you have the Obama quote from the podcast where Obama walked it back. He said, they go down Arlene is real. He said, yeah, they're real. I just have never seen one and people went bockers online and then you have Trump obviously

10:18come out and say, he should have said that it's this classified info. It's like, you, you just said it, you just, it's classified that it's not real. And he isn't a me, like, he, he broke to me, Dan Whiteke, he's like, I'm like, who's the best liar? And he said, Obama by far. And I said, why? Because he doesn't think very smart. He goes, watch that UFO clip. He says the true thing, UFO is a real, and it's followed by a bunch of lies, but you're just paying attention to the first true thing he says. And then he says, 10 lies afterwards. And then you're like, well, he is a peacetime president who got us into five wars. So I guess, you know, he is able to fucking bullshit in a way that a lot of these guys are. They smooth cat. That on my own. But you're absolutely right. I kind of thought the same thing when it happened. I was like, oh, yeah, he, he's, when he says aliens are real, I don't believe, because he came out and he was like, well, I mean, they were real. I meant like, hypothetically, they, of course, they're real. It's too vast of a, of a, a hundred million. He's made an alien. I, I don't know about, I think we all have. I think he know, you think we all have. I think that I was rewatching a big, a big, a big, a low interview.

11:20You're your favorite guy. I like all of you, but he was like, one of the grandfathers of this pretty madam. He goes, they're here. Yeah, that's a thing. I think that there's like some, I mean, we say that, dude, I mean, like you will get somebody like Anna Taylor Joy, who's gorgeous, but looks unhuman. And then you will get Adam Silver, head of the NBA, who's weird looking, but doesn't look human. You know, like they both look very, I'm not saying those guys are Nordics, but, you know, we hear all this stuff about the giants and the Bible and everything. Maybe there is, you know, like we don't know the exact story of our DNA. We don't know the exact story of our DNA. Well, the, the, the Robert Bigelow, yeah, she's, that's a hot fucking alien guy. She's, that's the hottest alien. She's gorgeous. Uh, menu. Spanish menu. Great. Uh, great movie. Great movie. Um, anyway, but when it comes to Bigelow, that clip, you're talking about it. If you got to see it in the viral clip, he tells the interviewer, yeah, if you, you don't need to go anywhere, they're here. You met him. Then he kind of, oh, he's, it's vague enough after he doesn't even follow up. I'd be like, show up here. You'll see this.

12:20This is why they're here. This is how the, where they, where they had this group of them that he doesn't give you details. I think maybe what he's alluding to is the, the hybrid type scenario where he's like, yeah, there's been, yeah, there's, we've, we've been, you know, procrating with them for years and years. That's like John Ramirez, who was on our buddy's podcast, area 51, definite, definite spook, uh, and worked for the CIA. He says it. Um, but yeah, he, he says that the fucking hybrid program is real and there are certain family lines. Now, something I didn't put on the podcast breakdown and I don't know if this is real or not. And that's why I saw it on Instagram, but I invented, is that like Putin was talking about the reptilians in an interview and he was basically like, now you're seeing what we see, these, these people who are controlling these policies, they're not human, they're not human. But, but then you can, but it's Putin, but who, but he, yeah, that's what I mean. He's like, that's smart guy, he's a smart guy and he's the only, he's the only, he's the only leader who didn't meet with Epstein one on one. He was about that.

13:21You know, that story, right? Epstein wanted to meet with him and Putin came back and said, you can meet with me and three of my guys and Epstein said, no, I want you or nobody. Really? Yeah, so they never met. And then now they're trying to say they're connected, which is hilarious. But also, if you have Putin and yours, your ex KGB, you're, at this point, you have so much practice in like completely, just, just waiting, you know, to believe bullshitting, you could, you saying reptilians throws a wrench into the, the American, you know, I was like, anything you can do to fuck with us would be like, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we see more time. He's got the clip. He's got the clip. Let's see it. Yeah. Okay. It's from, it's, I think it's from Russian TV, too. Yeah, they're used to for centuries to stuffing their belly with human flesh and their pockets with money, but they need to understand that the vampire's ball is coming to an end. Very freaky thing to say after Epstein, yeah, but I think he's talking in hyperbole.

14:27I would hope maybe. I don't know. Is he? What about all this jerky shit? Is he? I don't know, but I just think that, isn't that sad that you can't go, come on him doing this and this being a clip that we're seeing from Russian TV is the goal for him right there. Do you know what I mean? It's, it's also thing where it's like, hey, it's, you're not a bastion of civil rights and treating your people well at all. No, no. You're a piece of shit as well. So what are you talking about? And you, and you came from a system, the Soviet system was talking about feeding your bellies with human flesh and then the proletariat, it's like, I don't know, I don't know if the Soviets ate anyone. And we may, our bro and class may be eating people. So we do have to, and I'm not talking about times of war, guys. I'm talking about just for the love of the game, eating, eating, eating play is for the love of the game, brother. I think that, I think what you had with the, the, the, the Trump treat and the Obama, you just have disclosure pushed even farther, but you are apparently, we also came back up is a factor that, that pops up a lot where I read a thing of that, a lot of these files

15:31are proactively being suppressed because the, the, the, the people who think it's demonic must be a really, really mitigating factor in this and disclosure not happening. It must be like the higher, higher, higher, the guy behind the guy. I don't think those guys are, I mean, look, they thought they were crazy, but now like, you know, one man's demon is another man's Anunnaki. If the, if the story, the narrative about the Anunnaki is true, they're not really our friends. So that would kind of like, that's a form of gin, a super being a demon that, you know, like, they just don't have the words for it. So like, I kind of see what they're saying now. I, I, first I was like laughed at Tucker when he said it, but now I'm like, some of these people are describing, like Dylan Borlin, he doesn't describe him as an alien. He says the word gin, you know, he says gin, he says gin, yeah, and he's got no reason to lie, you know, well, he's the one, another one that Dr. G was like, this guy's completely telling you what you're through, believing what he's saying, believing what he's saying. But yeah, and, and, and Dr. G, you know, I mean, he isn't, he, he, like, he called,

16:36he, he calls balls of strikes, you know, he, he was talking about Hillary and how bad of a liar she was this past fucking. So, so you, you, you, oh, that's, I, we can talk about that too if you want to win a couple of seconds, but, well, what's going to, what's transition Epstein files? I did want to talk about the, let me just say one more thing about, about alien stuff before we switched to him as completely. I want to say that, um, you see, when you're just talking about the gin factor to it, you, a lot of it, even if it's, if it's, um, um, evil or good, whatever it is, it does come back and you make sure you realize the Jacques Vallet theory of that it's the phenomenon is, it's changing itself to kind of fit into whatever, whatever human history that you're experiencing at that, at that point, that, it can just, it's completely malleable. And if you, if you have the Dylan Boerling, I talking about Jen and it's thing presents itself as whatever it is, and it's not our friends, not this, and you have, it's a lot of these points get checked as you're going, like a lot of these, a lot of these similarities and a lot of these, like, really, really common factors.

17:39It's like, you're getting, the more we hear about this, the more you're going to get down to, like, okay, this is just, like, like, we said, I want you to do something tonight. Yeah. Well, I want you to go home. I want you to get a little high. I want you to go to the esoteric guardian site. And there's a video that says you've died before. Oh, yeah, you're talking about this, right? Yes. But what is describing as a combination of reincarnation, reincarnation, angels, demons, and modern ufology, like in some ways. And it's the most, like, you listen to this, you're like, this is the most, this to me makes more sense than a lot of mythos about how, how things work. Another thing that happened, we won't spend too much time on it, but they did use, they used AI during the Iran war. They used it during Venezuela. They used cloth, even though that guy told them not to, anthropomorphic. Really? Yeah. So, like, that's, that's full head. And which is really terrifying because the last week we've been hearing from a, about AI companies saying that, like, a lot of these things are going rogue. So, you know, I wonder, dude, what if like, you know, the thing that, the thing that's scary about Iran right now is, is, you

18:43know, the reports that Israel wants to use, or they did last year, wanted to use tactical nukes against Iran. They think they can use, it's a Dick Cheney's dream. Oh, just tiny nukes that take out stuff. And you're like, what, what are you talking? What are you, some tiny nukes? Like, it's like, well, you don't even have to look at it. See more on. Yeah. And it's basically, how do you put the fucking genie back in the bottle? And I don't think you can. You don't at that point. You don't. But yes, back to the Epstein files, some crazy, crazy shit. Can we go back to that? Yes. So, actually, go back to the, thank you, sir. Yes. So, the Justice Department was, was, I think it was like 20, forget how many pages, well, that, but they, they removed all, they removed this in particular, the one story where an underage girl was accusing Trump of assault. And I'm not sure if this was the one, because there's a couple of stories allegedly about

19:46Trump assaulting an underage girl. One was the blowjob story where she was 14, right? 13, 14. And then there was another girl that apparently, you know, and she ended up dead later on. That, that's another story. She ended up with it. And that was from the allegedly from the, from the limo driver saying the fucking, okay, yeah, I mean, he heard him talk about it or whatever or knew it was true. But clearly, they're taking it. We, the cleanup, they're not even doing a good job hiding the cleanup because not only are taking those best, this was one that's the whole, the media fucking totally slept on. And I found it last night, I was shocked, is that they were going to unearth Zorro Ranch. They're going to dig it up. That was the property in New Mexico where they think that there was a lot of the cloning going on. There was a lot of the spirit cooking, perhaps a lot of the real carnage, a lot of the weird stuff was happening here. And they were about to dig up. And the feds just told him not to. There's a guy. I saw an article about a guy that's responsible for that. He's the lawyer. And he's also corrupt. Yeah. Obviously. And there's a certain lawyer or maybe it must be a fed that completely shut down whatever search was going to happen.

20:48I saw something about that crazy. So you can only imagine, is that where the acid was shipped? It was that the rancher was the island. No, the aisle, I think I forget the island I think was the acid, but maybe it was the ranch. I know the ranch has, you saw one battle after another. Yeah, yeah. The ranch had, you know how the women that I meet under the tunnels and stuff, the ranch has that. I know that. So I think like a lot of the real damning stuff they've already gotten out from underground. Oh, okay. Because we won't know because those paths lead to safe houses. Well, you see all sorts of stuff where it's like, when you see all the symbolism, and then I hear the just, the just laying, Jolaine Maxwell thing about, she was obsessed with Atlantis. And she like, obsessed with the way it has got Castro's. We talked about it a little bit last. Either way, I don't know if I talk, we're going to have an episode with Kurt Metzger next week. It's wild. But she wanted to terra form. I think her company was Terramar. I think it was Terramar. But it was all about terraforming. It was all about, hey, let's build a, build a new society. So in Lannis, they see as the, you know, ideal society, which I guess means no blacks. Like for them,

21:55that's what they, they usually guys, if you didn't know, the, the Epstein's are pretty racist. He's a pretty racist guy. So that's what did it. Like, as far as like, the Democratic lawmakers go, like, he may have eaten someone, but he used the end word like three times. He's, hey, I get it. You get hungry, but that's insensitivity problematic. Well, that was the one thing where I kind of got annoyed at the Domer show because they're like, oh, only eight white people. And I'm like, well, no, he, he loved black people. He ate black people because he loved him. He didn't, like, he just had a horrible way of showing it. He wasn't a racist. He had a type. Yeah. It wasn't a racist thing. So it's like, there's so many other things to go after with Jeffrey Dahmer. But you go after racism. That's the one they did do that. It's really good show. But they did do that. They're like, oh, and then the people gathered to like burn, like, not the building down at the end. It's like, no, I think he was, because he was, he was, I think they were having sex, he's having sex with the guys then eating after. Yeah. And there was, he was the f***ing of the dead bodies that really did him in, not his opinions on affirmative action.

22:59Unbelievable. But absolutely. But it's, yeah, the Epstein's, you're not going to look at them for any kind of moral, no. But apparently this was the farm where they were spirit cooking. This was the John of God, who there's an interesting documentary about him on Netflix, assaulted thousands of women and was basically forcing them into labor. He seemed to have a breeding thing going on there. Zero ranch. It's one of these things where it's like, yeah, so this is just, it's not being like, this is like genetic modification. This is, this is basically master race type stuff. Yeah. Well, we know that two girls will not know, but the thing that has been reported a lot is there's two girls buried there that died after ruffs. They say like, oh, they died after rough sex. It's like, oh, it's a case you murdered them. That's, say that. They died after rough sex. You're f***ing murdered. That'd be great. If you just have a lifestyle, the original name is Zorro Ranch episode. It's Robin Leeds. I have personality on to Zorro Ranch. This is where I buried her. That's

24:02the crazy story. You read that. The F.D. Files. You read that. The F.D. Files, right? We talked about it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's why I brought it up. Yeah. Yeah. That was the world has gotten so crazy that that feels like a distant memory now that Robin Leeds. A few weeks ago, strangled a f***ing girl death. But the other thing that I saw that fits into this, the ranch thing that you're talking about is him funding that group within Harvard. That was like eugenics, like talking about like, hey, saving just the best people, just the best genetically people or whatever mind-wise and then starting over from there. And if you think that's strong as saying it, Corsely, retail F.D. says it. F.D. says he's like, he's 97% percent Jew. He's smarter than you. You 93% Jew. He talks about it like a f***ing caveman. I'm like, this is the craziest way to talk about this. But yeah. Yeah. So what do you, let me ask you guys what we can, we can talk about something else after. But the what, because I also saw something online that I wanted to bring up. I'm

25:07sure you saw it. My brain is so, I'm, it's so shot with online that any, any picture I see, I don't believe anything in an article. I go, yeah, but what really happened? And that's what is also besides an act of suppression campaign against these files. That's what also makes Joe public like me go, oh, yeah, it's not that it's bullshit, but like, I'm hilarious that Sean just referred to himself as Joe. You're the guy in the beginning of a superhero movie. Spider-Man, what do you mean for? I'm just Joe public. I'm just here, Sean, and my shoes at the train station. I'm serving hot dogs, Superman, Sean. No, no, that's probably the first time I've ever used Joe public in my life. I don't know immediately. Joe public data Jane Doe. There's a lot of Jane Doe's. There's a lot of Jane Doe's. There's a lot of Jane Doe's. But no, what I was trying to say, there's a picture and it's, I think it's fake. It's Trump, Epstein has all the fade to it, like an old 90s picture. And it's Trump getting his feet washed,

26:10his sunglasses on and Epstein's next to him. They're in a sauna. And it's like, oh, young, you can't tell the age, but it's a young girl washing Trump's feet. And I was like, this, you can tell sometimes when it's photoshopped. And I'm like, that's too obvious. Well, you could check it. They have AI checks. I'm like, yeah, they do like, yeah, they I won. Yeah, I mean, some of them who knows, then you got to see, like, we're back to the, this one. Oh, that looks pretty, I don't know. That's kind of fake to me. That looks way less real than the one I saw. I think somebody really, she doesn't look like she's under 18. She doesn't, but you don't, who the fuck knows? Who the fuck knows? But also it, no, it's first off. No, Trump never looked that fucking good. Yeah, there's no way Trump ever looked that good. Even his younger Epstein looked that good at one point. I think what happened? I think they switched the heads out for two other dudes. Yeah, 100%. That's not what Trump's face was like that. He had tits. Yeah, he had nicer tits than her. But yeah, I, the version I saw was more muddy, like it had more age to it. So you couldn't, you couldn't tell exactly where you can see

27:13that. They're sitting out of it though. They're sitting on 90. I think they only released 2% of everything. There's 98%. So that means they definitely have videos of people getting killed. You know, they definitely have videos of being people being killed. One thing we've never talked about is Trump fucking people. One thing we've never talked about is to bring it back to the main topic of the show is, is, is Epstein, the amount of influential people that he either had a beat on or that was emailing or that was tangibly, involved with him, be on the plane once and nothing happens beside whatever it is. But they got a context he had. There's no way he wasn't writing on new AP stuff, right? It's got to be. Have you ever talked about that, his, the Epstein UFO connection? And there's probably no files about that. Hey, if there's somebody that you can trust in the secret, it's probably somebody who's running a human trap. Yeah, I mean, the thing that I mean, Courtney talked about this, I think you and I have talked, and all blends, I have the same conversation with everyone guys. So all the ones in the one now, because of, but William Barr's dad who got Epstein,

28:18the job at the Dalton school, used to write sci-fi books about an alien race abducting young girls. Right, he's probably having him and stuff. Yeah, yeah. What, what some of these girls went through is very similar to like the Travis Walton. By the way, Drew Bletsel, as we know, the guy who sees Orbs, Chris Bletsel, he's the one who agrees with you that they're going to be involved. They're going to save us this year. The Orbs are going to save us. He, I saw an interview with him where he was really giving a divulging a lot of details. And that was, that's where my, my, my radar goes off. So I just think I like that where I'm like, you just seem like an old sooth saver. Like, let's see, yeah, he seems like an old, he seems like he's having fun being on podcasts. Oh, yeah, bled so and so. But apparently, see, I think I did go to his house and would like check it out and shed. I, that he might end up being a Stephen Greer type figure where I think 40% of what he's saying is, is right. And a lot of it's like, because even Stephen Greer just, another thing, these guys just want to keep being in the public. Look at our buddy, Avi was just talking about the Trump, this, this close. Mr. President, please. Yeah, just close. One of the things I don't

29:23think you put it on. Did you see the newest Ross Cullthard situation? Yes, I watched it on the way here about the portals. Yes, that's the create. Like, we should have an episode just on portals, man, because that's the craziest. That's maybe the top three craziest things I've, I've found out about doing this podcast that there's actually, we've talked, we've heard about the pro, the, the portals in Arizona and the sky and where things are coming out of it. We hear about one in Romanian, a rock, the skinwalker ranch, skinwalker ranch is a portal. Apparently in a rock, it's the, like, some people think the reason that we went in there was to get into that portal and like find agents of marriage, which is almost Stargate, right? It is. It is. But there's been 480 Stargate missions or something like that. It's like a little under 500 Stargate missions in the United States. So I think that we can go into these portals or, I mean, we talked about this, I talked about this with, with Quarity, but we've talked about it before, but Eric Davis talked about a portal opening and fucking assasquatch walking right through it eight foot monkey.

30:25Right, which when you, that's the thing you don't get your head around. What would you really ask me this? A portal showed up and it just took you like the worst place you'd done comedy, where would it take you? You want me like so excited? It's actually a youngstown. You know what? That was, Mojo's is bad. I really ate it at the laugh shop in Calgary. That would be pretty bad. That was the bad. Well, they invited me back too, which was crazy on their part, but, but yeah, that was pretty. Was that, what's the worst weekend you've had? Mojo's was one of them. Mojo's was definitely one of them. I had roughs that I think I'm remembering it a probably worse than it was, but I remember thinking like this shouldn't be going as bad as, you know, this isn't like so, you know, but the Mojo's was definitely one of them. And then one of my rough ones was Des Moines. And I just had a show in Des Moines, what we could go. Des Moines was good to me. I Des Moines, I did not, I had Des Moines, the weekend, the funny one, they're going wrong. Wasn't awful, but it was like, it was bad enough that I was like, oh, they're not, they never had me back. And I did a show at an old mansion called the name of the mansion, but people are really nice, but I just did not have a good,

31:30that was not connecting with you. Yeah, I've had a, I've had a, that's what was me like, oh, I don't know what it is. And you're like, that one was me, guys. Oh, yeah, that's how I felt. That's exactly what we all have those, though. By the way, we should do plugs. This is our place to do it. After we talk about all the places we bombed, come see us, dude. Okay. Monster Energy. Everybody knows white monster, zero ultra. That's the OG. It kicked off this whole zero sugar energy drink thing, but ultra is a whole lineup now. You've got strawberry dreams, blue Hawaiian, sunrise, and vice guava. And they all bring the monster energy punch. So if you've been living in the white can, branch out, ultra's got a flavor for every vibe. And every single one is zero sugar. Tap the banner to learn more. Stitch fix. Shopping is hard. Let's talk about it. I don't have time to shop, so I buy all my clothes where I buy my seafood. I just want someone to tell me what shirt goes with what pants. I just want jeans to fit. Stitch fix makes shopping easy. Just show your size, style and budget.

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33:43I'm going to be doing a night in DC, a night in Baltimore. I'm going to be a system of bars at Frederick, Maryland. I'm going to be doing a seller door. So on the road, briefly in March, come see me. Johnny Boy. Yeah, come see me. This coming weekend, this Friday, this Saturday, come see me at the comedy works in Saratoga, New York, where the racetrack is. Going with my buddy, Ray Zawadni, very funny comedian. The following Saturday, you can see me at the Bolton Center in Bayshore, Long Island. I'm just doing like a same patties day show for that weekend. And then I have other stuff coming up, but I'll say it next episode. I guess he has enough credits to break it up into two episodes, guys. Ray is like Mikey Figgs. Good looking fat guy. Good looking fat guy. Good, great face. He's, yes, he's a handsome guy. Yes, yes, yes, he is. I can't real, because he doesn't have one of the ease. Ray Zawadni, very funny comic. Check him out. Yeah, he's got good hair. He's got really good. Look at the pussy. Look, what do you heard the brother from Weird Science?

34:48I looked like the white version of Jordan Peel's brother character in Team Peel, you know, at the table. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to do something. That's a great sketch. It was like, that is a great sketch. Well, little bro. I just saw it really as an aside, and then we can talk more about portals if you'd like. I just saw a clip. It was a blooper clip from Campeel that I was like, oh, I'm loving seeing Jordan Peel left silly, I think, because I'm not going to say, but he always comes up kind of more serious than you think. Yeah, it doesn't. Even though it's all comedy, it doesn't act. But even with the director thing, and, you know, I think you get out is so freaking good. But like, even even nope was good. It turned out to probably be half true. The living organism chip, totally true. But anyway, I don't know, just on the side of his clue. So when the aliens were killing thing in jail, it felt like somebody was like a bound, it was just like a bounce house with Malfag's functioning. Remember when the thing would suck it up and then they were back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then it was like spit out like body parts. Well, you know what it was, the flashback from from nope, where the monkey way that he's on the

35:52show at the monkey and he's running scary as far as that's the scariest part of the whole movie. And I saw primate really good. Was it good? Primate supposed to be like a monkey shines reboot, right? Yeah, I think it's, I don't, I forget, maybe we'll all watch monkey shines tonight. It's been forever. You know what I watched yesterday? I watched probably that. We watched Serpent and the Rainbow yesterday with Bill Pullman. There is no one hornier than Bill Pullman in that movie. That whole movie, every choice that guy makes is I'm horny in that entire movie. You know what, he's one of these guys that aged really well, really well. But even his acting age very well. Because even him as longstar, he's also very hungry. He's very, he's like, I'm a prince. It's like that kind of like very like comedic. He got better as he got older, the center and all that, whatever it's called. He's great in the center. Right, right. But in the center, also very horny. He's very horny in that show. He likes paying. It's a different. Oh, I thought you, I didn't know you meant actual, I think you meant horny for acting. No, he's like, like, no, he acts horny the whole like when he's getting fucked up, when he's actually fucking acts horny, you know, like,

36:56he's just horny in the whole movie. Well, you know, I just, they put a spike through somebody's balls. Oh, Jesus. I just saw a clip. For some reason, Dexter resurrection clips are showing up in my feed, even though I watched the original show. I think it was the new one. The worst endings in the history of it. It's just, it's, it's, he buys a boat. Pretty much, yeah, yeah. But anyway, no, he has the boat in the show. You know, he like moves to a logging community and he's just in isolation. I just took breaking bads ending. But anyway, but they rebooted for like the flashback series or something and they have this one that I've never seen because it's like on showtime, the streaming. I don't have showtime, but the guy who played Petista, who's like the Latino detective that he worked with in the original. He's acting always bugged me and now he's older and he's like way better than he was like 20 years ago when he's on the original. Yeah. So last time I saw him, he was good. But I remember him back in the day. Well, he was not as good. He was, yeah, this guy, I forget his name. And that's, I think that's his son in it. Yeah. Henry. Oh, uh, L O's epic. That's what I'm going to look like

38:00two weeks. What is it about fat Paul guys? And I'm going to include you with this where you guys, you have to, when do you make the choice for the hat? When does it, when are you like, now this is the Elvis Castella point of my life? This is, this is the time where I'm going to, I'm going to look somewhere between a French inspector and a magician. I also imagine the gathering store. Dude, there was, I did Russa, dude. First off, thanks everyone who came, but like three of the bald guys had the hats. Bobby Kelly's got the hat. Well, my, that's my go to bald guy hat. But I haven't done any more because I got one for free from Boston Scally.com one. So they said, and I was like, oh, wear it online. And they sent it to me for free, which is nice. But I, boy, Megan's like, you'll, you're never, never wearing that again in your, my wife got so pissed because I, it was like, it was a creepy, but it was too small for me. So it really just looked like, was it, was it, was it was a music newsboy cap? No, it was like a fedora. It was around. It was

39:01too, it was too, and the hair was all around. She's like, you're not leaving the house. See, I won't end away in on this because you're a young in, you know, you're part of the, the, the, the, the, the Gen Zers. Let me ask you this. You have to pick one just like we do with the, with the matchups here, fedora or the new, like the, I'm not like the newsboy cap, but not the big ones, like the duck bill ones that kind of like, like Bobby's wearing one now. It's leather, which is a whole other level of fucking, you know, what I want. Yeah, that's BDO in the soprano. Bobby reminds me of BDO in this video. First BDSM trip. Guys, it's a joke. So, so dance, dance fedora. I'm newsboy cap thinking I'm an Irish immigrant. What, uh, what, you have to choose one. If I had to choose one, I think I would go with the news. Newsy cat. Acquired his young guy with a fedora's death. Oh, you can't be 20s of fedora. No, that's rough. Younger than fedora, you just look like you play saxophone all the time. Like, that's just like, always reminds me, I was called a kudos commercial thing because back in the day,

40:03remember kudos, they were kind of like a granola bar covered in chocolate. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There was a kid in it. Yeah, they were not great. I think there was a kid in it who had like playing saxophone in a fedora. And I remember being like, oh, this is a bad look for this kid, but you're never going to have to worry about it because I don't think I'm going to bald now, but I got to do something with this. It's a little bit all over the place. We got a main, a little bit all over the place lately. But, um, yeah, so basically our boy, Ross Kalthard talked about the portal, but one thing I wanted to mention going back, I know I jumped around a little bit, but I wanted to mention that he says where it is, he went to it, but did he say exactly where it is? He doesn't say where exactly where it is, because no, he wouldn't divulge that, but he said he was brought to it, but he says it's being guarded by the forest service as like some environmental type, whatever it is. And it's, but he says, there's like full on armed guards at this place for the forest service. Yeah, I would, I would for sure hope so. But the thing about it is, and let's like, I have to rewatch the clip, but like the one I sent you, I can send it to you, but I have to rewatch it, but I don't think

41:05he says that he went in and saw the physical portal. I didn't even do the site and saw the security around it. Probably nervous Ross is going to put his dick in it or something. I don't know, what's going on with these portals, but I wouldn't, that's one I probably wouldn't take you. If somebody was like, I can show you a spaceship, I would take, take them up on it portal. I don't know if I would take them up. You wouldn't want to go see it. I don't know. Portal sounds scary. You, I think you're thinking of just taking a hell. Well, no, I'm nervous. What would I would attract my vibe? Because they talk about that. One of the reasons Bigelow, another clip I saw, Bigelow stopped having people come to skin walker ranches. They kept bringing shit back with them. I've heard that. That happens a lot with these stories. Yeah. The gym heralds, campfire podcast that I love. If you guys don't listen to it, go check it out. Jim, he was supposed to the show a while ago and he had to bail, but I had never been followed by her. Why? He had to wash his hair. Hit a bail. No, I know. I'm just like, he just didn't do it. I'm thinking of the way I misexcuse he gave us. Excuse from the 1960s. Sorry. I can't go. But what I'm trying to

42:09say is he has a bunch of great cases where people were like, oh, yeah, I went to this haunted, I went to a haunted tour and then something came back with me or I went to a hotel or was nothing. Yeah. And then I got back home and something fucked up happened. But you're saying the portals do that as well? You take something back with you in the pool? Well, I mean, yeah, it seems like that's with skin walker ranches, right? There's portals there and they talk about that all the time. They talk about that. So a lot of the cryptids come out. I don't know what's going on in those portals. So there was one right in front of you. Say you move up to your new spot. You're taking a nature walk one day. There's one right there. You're well, you're not walking through it. No. I also saw this. It was like, what's the reddit? What's the reddit? Thread about the spooky stories or something. I don't know. But they did like a short, but one of them was a portal one and I was so freaked out by a portal. Would they say happened? Well, you don't really know, but like someone gets lost in it. And that's it. You know, like, so it's like, I just think that like I don't want to be also like you hear about like how you would die in space and how

43:11painful it would be. So I don't know. I just would not. I don't think I would. But I don't think it would be space. I think it'd be another, it'd be other dimensions. So say, say, string theories for real, right? And these dimensions are just leaning up against each other, which is the theory, right? You're surrounded by other dimensions all the time. And just no matter how you're perceiving your own dimension or whatever it is. And then because of something in nature, in actual real physics that we haven't grasped yet, you would meet up and you're able to walk into another one, which seems to be what these portals are. I think it would just be a different time and different place. Maybe I don't know. I don't know if it, I mean, that's supported. If it's on the quantum, you know, level, we talk about like the quantum, how things can work, like change your words. Yeah. You can fold time in on itself. I really have no idea. And then you hear the crazy shit about like that there's giant, I mean, you know, this is more of like a John Lear thing. But there's like giant gnomes that like live in the world and live, you know, under the ozone layer. And, you know, you're like, maybe when they're talking

44:16about that, they're talking about, oh no, in the other dimension version of Earth. Right. Right. Well, the person who reported that back was bumped into one of these situations. And that's what they saw that or whatever, it was a being from somewhere else. I remember one of the stories that stood out for me from that podcast I'm talking about was this person that saw a, they saw an insect that were like, there's no way it was from our time. Like I've never seen the way this thing looked, it looked like it was from a cartoon movie. And it was just flying around and they were like in the middle of the woods somewhere or whatever and they're walking by. And this thing was like reacting to the person and was just like this colorful thing. Like, I couldn't even, the colors it was and the type of thing it was, I couldn't describe to you because we have nothing on this planet. It wasn't. And then like, and I camp a lot and I've seen a lot of things and they're like, I couldn't tell you what it was. And I'm pretty sure it's something that came over and went back at one point. And it's like, those are the kind of things that I believe I think are for real. And it's not just an undiscovered species. It's like, because it didn't seem like it was of this reality. It felt like it was outside reality. Well, I had a budget. I had,

45:17you know, I forget who fucking said this on our podcast that fucked me up and it still fucked me up. You'll remember, but I had a moment last night where I was having chest pains last night. And I don't know. I think I just, I think it was just Harper and honestly, I had one of those smoke checks from Shake Shack, which are awesome, but they, they fuck you up. And, and I woke up, but I was like, am I dying last night? And I woke up and I was like, what if I died last night? And this is just part of the simulation. Well, that's kind of part of your theory. You said, oh, I've died before. That wasn't mine. Somebody else you brought that on. Yeah, yeah, podcast. I forget who it was, but it freaked me out. Well, even the idea left on the sheet to cover and also running at a time. I don't want to. Okay, cool. The other thing I wanted to say, when you said the I've died before a theory video, which I will watch, it reminds me of when we talked, all these, all these things that pop up that have to do with quantum physics, that we like barely understand or try to understand and like put it into our own words. The one about like, hey, whatever, whatever's being the based off the observer, the, the, the, the atoms, the particles

46:17are reacting based off the observer. And then also based off something that happens in the present, it can change what happens in the past as far as atoms go on like a subatomic level. All quantum level. I thought of the, I died before thing because I'm like, based off that, if enough of a change is made, isn't a thing where you're just one of the other things I heard online was like, you're just entering different timelines based off your choices. So that's why things seem so weird because it's not just a, it's not, you know, it's not a run through. It just means that like, hey, you've left the old, you with a big thing or with a trauma, that's, that the observable universe at that point got together. Just like when they talk about, hey, the big foot's become real because a lot of people believed in them that they're real, almost like a general thing. So it's like, the idea where it's like, hey, when 9-11 happens and the people think after that, things got weird or the Trump thing and the collective consciousness has that change of mindset does it actually change what we would understand as the timeline that we're going through our fourth dimensional timeline. So it's really interesting to think of it that way, which could be, it's totally science-based and, and, and, and could make sense. What do they call

47:21in the experiment, the thing that doesn't change? It's like the, the, the constant, the constant, the, the, the control control. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it could just be like, you know, there is no such thing as control, like what you think is a control at that's actually itself is affecting, you know, and, and being affected by the timeline. I'm, I'm not sure guys. I feel like we're in over. My comment just sounded so retarded. I feel like we're in over. No, no, that didn't sound retarded. Oh, because we've talked about before. There's no, there's no true objectivity. No, I don't think so. Right. So there you go. It's same thing. There's no constant, no control. Objectivity, according to principles that you guys all agree with, but that's not true objectivity. Right. Right. So it's still based on principles that you guys create. It's a great upon reality. Yeah. Yeah. Alien. Ron, what's not to do that yet? NASA, NASA playing its cards close to its chest. I wanted to see what their reaction to all this fucking Trump shit. And, oh, I guess I gave you the same article twice, like a moron. You probably find it on Google, but they're basically, like, we've noticed weird stuff, but nothing, you know, no aliens or spaceships. And then they're

48:24like, you know, we, but what we could do is stop the spending. Like it was so weird. It was like clearly like they didn't want to answer it. Oh, another big one. Sorry to interrupt you. They scrapped the moon mission. You know, but then they pulled back to delay it. Oh, that's a surprise me at all. First off, we don't need to fucking be going on the moon right now. We just gave, you know, like, I mean, we just like every time one of those fucking fighter jets fight, like crash the earth, that's like a billion dollars. What's one of those things where how many times you'd be here about NASA? I'm trying to, like, how many videos you'd be seeing of a space glove thumb covering a UFO on the ISS feed? Also, why don't they have that feed if that happens enough? You know what I'm saying? Like that plus the, the roast callthard, if we are, if we are die hard callthard heads that we love, we love, we love, we're part of the cult of hard. We love culty. He's a friend of the show. But if you believe him, then you believe the portals thing. If you believe him, you also believe when he went to a NASA headquarters and

49:26he saw something live on a monitor and it looks like the tic-tacs. Yeah. And when he saw it, everybody in the room noticed it and the feed cut out immediately after he saw it. So I don't think, where are you as far as the moon landing now? I'm with you with the Dr. G thing. I think it happened, but I think that they saw something. I think that they told me to get the fuck out. I don't know, I don't know if that happened. Then why would they build up another mission to go and then, and then maybe just dark money, maybe just fucking dark money. Well, this private money, it's, you know, whatever, but like, I mean, it's a great way to wander money. What's what's our thing where? Just Epstein Island. They're all going Epstein Island. Another interesting question is NASA actually has a lot of private money into it right now. You just have some, now it has a bunch. I'd love to hear, I never looked, you never looked up who that private money is, and that could be a reason why these things get scrapped and why they're, they're, they're, they stand by the line of like, you know, no, we haven't, no, we would tell you. That's kind of what they're like. They're kind of, it's like, based off what we see, they just kind of like, drop the ball all the fucking times at NASA. I think it's, you know, I, I used to think,

50:29drop the ball, but now like, you know, getting more into this conspiracy shit. I think like a lot of it's purposeful. I think it's like chaos. I think I also think NASA, even if what they're saying is partially true, they don't have the information that we want them to have. It makes more, even more sense that it's here. It's, that it's, it's terrestrial that it's here. Orange is dimensional. It has nothing to do with NASA. Yeah. Even though people see these objects. I mean, you've seen, I don't know, I would love to get an AI like, is this real or not, but you've seen the footage of the moon and then there'll be stuff darting in and out of it. I think that is real. What are they based off of? What do they call it? Radio telescope? What was crazy telescope? Really real to me. All right, let's look at this. Before we get out of here, let's look at that new alien property that's up for sale. Jackie Gleason's wife. No, no, this is, I was trying to say, would you pick this or the Gleason's? The Gleason's one's way prettier, but this is way more amenities. Guys, this has an actual tiny spaceship in the middle of the house that I think acts as its own guest house. Oh, that's kind of cool. It is cool. Where is it in the middle of the

51:33desert? It's 1.2 million. It's in the desert. It's, it's Airbnb. There's a slide. This is like a fun, this is a fun weekend. But yeah, that's, that's what it is. It's a fun weekend. If I live there, I'd be like, what am I doing? Yeah, if you live there, you'd be, this is like the loneliest millionaire. Yeah, yeah. This is like, if you live there, just like having a car bend as a adult. Unless I was a badge, I could, I can actually drive. If I can actually stay in bed and drive, then that would be fucking it. But it's, yeah, that'd be, that'd be a really fun. It's got, where is it? Oh, this is just like, this could have been a fuck palace. They turned into a nerd cave. Yeah, absolutely. Just go down a little bit. I want to see what it says. It says, it's got even an 80's Atari arcade game space invaders, which makes a lot of sense. A cozy cabin dubbed Atomic Love Shack, which I think Epstein never had one of those designed. It's up to seven guests, both eight bedrooms and seven and a half bathrooms. Wow. Well, these are the pictures. Doesn't look

52:36as big as eight bedroom seven. No, I think it's all about the amenities for this place. Yeah. The five, the converted steel structure known as hangar 18 was designed with Alan obsessed fan in mind. So you've been, you're really getting niche. That's the thing that we should have talked about. It's almost as niche is doing a podcast about, about the real estate. You know, the one thing we didn't talk about was, uh, you know, is that Jim Carrey? You guys have heard the, do you know the theory that some makeup artists claimed there? A makeup artist claimed, but then there's the other theory that Epstein was, I mean, sorry, with it, Carrey was exposing all the trial trafficking in Hollywood that he did on Kimmel. And in a speech, and like Selena Gomez, he's been replaced. So they think Selena Gomez has been replaced. They think Selena Gomez has been replaced that she died. And this isn't really Selena Gomez. And they think that Jim Carrey may have suffered the same fate. Because he went on Kimmel and that clip went viral. Yeah, because the Illuminati. And then there's rumors that

53:37Kimmel's in the Illuminati. So it's a, it's a, it's just a facelift that was long hair with, and hair. I don't know what it is, man. He'd the way he talked. Can we just put a clip of him talking and before what time? He did, by the way, he's a 355. He did. He did. He did. Five minutes before. He did talk weird. I saw what's, let's, let's just play him talking because we really should talk about this. The funny thing is that you just see that makeup clip. Yeah, French for you. But you talk about, you see that makeup clip right away? Because like the person does a really good job making it seem like it was them. Oh, wait, hold on, that might be. All right. That's him. Oh, that's him. I think this could be him. You don't think it's him, Ian?

54:40I'm not buying it. Something with the eyes looks so different. Just to give myself some credibility, I'm going to, I have to lean with Sean on this. I think it's probably him. It's one thing to do in the other clip I saw. Thanks man. That was very Jim Carrey. That was very Jim Carrey. Also, it sounded like him. There's another clip where he's on the red carpet. Oh, Jim Carrey. All right, Ian. What the fuck does that mean? To like having to do the whole like physical tongue thing, like they're like, oh, no, this is Jim Carrey. So you don't think it's Jim Carrey? No. Whoa. I don't know. Do you think it's the makeup artist? You don't think it's cloned. Do you think it's a clone from the Oliminati? I don't think it's a makeup artist or Jim Carrey. I think it's a double. But then why do you think Jim Carrey's dead? No, I just don't think he wanted to do it. That's why the makeup artist thing might have been for real because you could see. Remember that clip of him, which is really funny, really quick, I can say when he's like, this is all bullshit. It's just awards, whatever. And then Jeff free. What's his name? The guy with the hair, the dentist, the accountant. Jeff Curian tried to do that on a red carpet with him once. And he goes, he goes, hey, ma'am, we're all just particles like Jeff Curian.

55:44Tell me what if you're Gary. All right, man, have a good day. It's like, you try hard. But here's the thing. He was aging great though. He looks fucking, that's the weird thing. He might have like, they do the things on the face. I don't know. Why would you do that? He didn't look fucking weird. He didn't look old at all. All right, this is the thing that made me convince them. Maybe there's another one. He's on the red carpet for that same event. I think talking English. And he's like, I'm here. And I'm talking to all of you. And this is great. That's the red carpet one's weird. That's weird. The red carpet one is the one that, can we play that clip? And that's the one where, yeah, that's the one where I don't understand the point of this. I mean, that to me, that that felt like that's Jim Carri-Con. Here we go. There it is. This looks way more close. I wrote it that I researched it and I practiced it like crazy, but, you know, I said, your one online is convinced. That's, that does not sound like Jim Carri-

56:47It does sound like Jim Carri- That sounds like our old producer, Tom Lewis. The guy who was on our show, that sounds a lot like Tom Lewis. He, but that, but the one on stage, I'm like, that, like, how would that, whoever it is, like, you're saying it's not him. How do you get the tone of voice, like, his voice went right way back to normal for that speech? Yeah, I don't, I don't know that part, but I know that doesn't work like him. So you think, do you think it's the, do you think that makeup artist is the one that it is? I, I don't know if it's a makeup artist, but I, I don't think it's crazy to think there's a guy out there that looks that close to Jim Carri- Well, that's what I mean. It's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, but if you, I believe the mass thing, because, and then we'll wrap it up after this, but like, because you see that, if you see some of the way that you do this in these masks now, I could see that being a thing, that being, but the fact that he got on the stage, he looked way more like himself on stage, I think he might have a chemical peel or something, or like a, or a, like a cheek thing, or cheek implants, or cheek injections, or we got to see the next time he comes on public. When he does the, like, you're right, he doesn't talk like that.

57:48He didn't carry Lewis, took Jim Carri's body, probably. They were always close. Maybe he did. Something to think about, guys, something to think, or don't, we're don't think about it. It's not so far, not to think about it. This one's pretty stupid, but he, and believes it, we know Ian's usually been more of a skeptic than us, so maybe we should just go with Ian. We should go. If he's convinced, guys, thank you so much for listening. I thank you. Next week, it's going to be a special interview with me and Mr. Mesker, and then week after it'll be myself, Sean and Adam Gilbert, followed by an interview with Nick Bryant, who was the guy who discovered the Epstein Little Black book. So that's fucking wild. So thank you guys so much. Thank you to Ian. Thank you to all of our patrons. If you haven't joined yet, join patreon.com slash burbs bros, you'll hear more about that. And thank you to it's what's coming. Now where we love you so much. Bye guys. See you next week. I just want to give a shout out to our lovely patrons. A lot of new ones here, Riker alcoholic, Chris Tringali, Roro,

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